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KT and then leave the poor bastard hang in when he throws heat. Yeah, that was on you, bro. You just immediately went into Frankele. I almost wanted a Frankle before the punchline. That'll be tomorrow's advance advancement of the topic. He's a nasty bitch, I am, by the way. Nasty bitch texted me and said that he thinks that Troy might have dosed some
ecstasy over the weekend. Yeah, your brother and somebody on our text machine texted that they thought that Troy may have taken gummies over the weekend because it was referenced a lot of firsts for you this weekend. Or and then your brother said the word ecstasy was mentioned, and maybe that was just kind of a little subpersive way to dude. I don't know, maybe something de Troy Detroit dose take a gummy and then if you splice together all the evidence throughout
the whole game, sometimes breaking news just falls in your lap. And I have a Troy aching an update. Are you all ready for this? I can't believe this. Do you need audio cord? Is this real? Yeah? Man? What sort of wrote his audio cord? No? I'm good, Okay, I'm giving this to the New York Post, so grain of salt right. Troy Aikman's girlfriend, Hailey Clark was fired and temporarily banned from her previous job at Nordstrom after the retail giant accused her of stealing nearly four
thousand dollars worth of products. What fired from her job at Nordstrom and banned for two years after being accused of stealing. She's been dating Troy since early twenty twenty three. I actually remember when that relationship started and they took a trip together and he was looking ripped and she was looking hot. Short for Trunk Club, which is owned by Nordstrom. The retailer accused Clark of stealing in twenty seventeen, firing her and asking asking her to repay money. She's
a klepto because she don't need it. That's hot. The company accused her of using another employee's Nordstrom Notes, which is a rewards program to make purchases. According to federal court records, she's been dating Troy, who is fifty six, since early twenty twenty three. Again, she is hot. Out of all the personality disorders that you may come across in your dating life, I think klepto would probably be the most acceptable one because look, not me.
Yeah, it's not number one, it's not you, and number two steal from you. You might get free crap. Yeah, if you had to assign your lover a personality disorder, you would choose kleptomania. You take that over alcoholism, bipolar Yeah, OCD when you drive your nuts, I would imagine stealing from you the whole time. Well, because you're the easiest target. Yeah, but I don't think she would steal from you and your
nick start to disappear from about the house once you go public. Once you go public with your relationship in June on a mega yacht in Italy, you're now teammates. She's not gonna steal from you. She's stealing it for you once you locked it. Once you lock in his teammates with public displays of affection in your Instagram photos again on a mega yacht in Italy in June. Is that what happened? That's when they went to Yes's when they went to
public this June. Yeah, you can find it on her Instagram account. So then it was his last girlfriend and possibly his wife that like six years ago I loosely hit on at ticket stock, oh, because I didn't really mean it. I was walking backstage and all of a sudden, this like gorgeous perfect ten appears out of nowhere, and she was alone in the hallway, and I was alone in the hallway, and I had a bottle of whiskey that was warm, and I offered her a tug, and she politely
declined and kept walking. That was our time interaction. I'm good, he doesn't let me drink. How did you How did you present the whiskey? Did you hand it to her and say you want to tug? I think so. I think I turned around and she was flawless and like this perfect model, and that was your best round Rose, And I didn't I couldn't say nothing because I'm a man of courage. And I think I held out a bottle of mid grade to low grade whiskey and said, hey, you
want to tug? Which is not the worst icebreaker pick up line, not the best, ty d. I don't know if it's worse or better than the time mister Chad. Chad's method of hitting on a girl one night was at eight Airs. He walked up to her and uncomfortably began conversation and within the first sixty seconds offered if offered her to buy her a ham sandwich. At eight Airs. She's like, no, I think I'm good Okay, that's funny. At least, can I get you a ham sandwich or some
such Perhaps you would like a sandwich of ham sandwich. Let's a sandwich full of sam. No, I'm good, Jesus calm down. No, And to this day, man, he's the one that got away. And then moments after I offered to the tug a majestic and rip, troy Ache then walked through the door behind her. I realized that the Arab handle of high grade of the finest blockhood. So he uh says, oh, I'm sorry, this is short at the doubt was the Dallas store. Okay, twenty
seventeen, though, so why is this getting out today? Six years ago she would have been twenty eight. I'm not making excuses his planiful out of friends and relatives to make purchases using your nordset from employee discount and direct violation of nords from policy. I mean, it doesn't seem like a mistake you would make in your twenties, it says, improper use of her employee discount
at the time, This says Flims. At the time of her termination, she signed paperwork admitting she understood the accusations against her and Nordstrom did decline to file criminal charges. She also signed documents that banned her from all Nordstrom properties for two years. Clark fired back with a lawsuit against the department store Giant in twenty eighteen, claiming these allegations were false and she was asking for over two hundred k in damages. Oka, So that fires that up again.
She says that she was detained in a deliberately intimidating environment for the purpose of being coursed into signing various documents. Man, I don't know. They settled this case in arbitration in twenty nineteen, so this should be four years gone. Why is this coming out today? Yeah, I don't know. She was three years old when Ek been one of the first of his three Super Bowls. Three years old Hero. She's a REO squad recently listed as a
q Clothier as her employer on her LinkedIn profile. She's a senior director of sales for the men's custom clothing brand que cloth Their She's still in the clothing a business to clothing A I guess, yeah, would be how you say it, not clothed the air. I'm a little more wealthier than you. Yeah, you're more world pleaded clothing. J. I learned it from Jay Lombaro. J Lomarto. I learned the pronunciation. I'm looking at this picture of them in Capri and and I I'm sorry, it's the two of them
in little swimsuits. And I'm looking more at Troy than her. He is absolutely shredded and he's fifty five. He is, but she's at this bastard a body either. I know it's sick. Have you ever stood next to the man and shaking his hands. He's well because the arms and arms you can see all that. Yeah, but you rarely see him pop the top and good lord, I do not look like that without my shirt. You're about the same age as Troy Aikman is. He's a little bit older than
me, maybe a year or two here athletic life, dance partner. That you have to stare at their successes for your whole life and measure them against yours. No, yes, he is, well, you should start that now. Mine's Tiger Woods the same age. Some goals are just unachievable. Mikey, he looks fantastic, Yeah he does. I so we've blasted this crime. That's why he was acting weird last night because he knew this news was about to drop. No, I don't think he cares about this.
No, he didn't care. How does that drop an hour ago? I think you're onto something with the gummy. We ate a gummy this week joke out and Joe's banging on his hotel room door. Joe knew about it, and it's like trying to like make comments on the air but not get him in trouble. Joe probably procured them. Yeah, they're making little jabs a lot of first this week and then they make an ecstasy reference. Dude,
something's off with you today? Man, You guys are smartest. Heckre Troy's ex wives get busted for drinking and having a little wine in the daytime. You think that's h and abnormal for the wife of NFL star a simple little veno in the day now. But I'm just saying, like his his his woman issues, women issues have which they may not be issues, and I don't think they're issues. But I that was a didn't he have the rendezvoust voo with a Laurie Morgan million years ago? Million years was not a million
years ago? What dude? It was a long time thirty years ago, okay, million, thirty whatever? What is time relevant? How long has this earth been around, Kevin, I don't know, four and a half billion years and it's all come to this. Did you guys think it's weird that Mike McCarthy's hat with the weird color in the star looks sort of like an astro's hat last night? I didn't notice that. What was that color scheme that was prevalent? I don't know throughout the No. I like the
white on white. I think it looked awesome. Nothing. Yeah, No, we need to move on to Asian Chargers super fan. That's a plant, right, dude, I think it is. I think it has to be. I think I think the Chargers struggle enough to get fans and they but look how it looks genuine. If that's a plant, she's a good actress. It looked. Then were they running the same thing? Because that was genuine for like an hour straight, they keep showing it on a loop.
She must be a regular there. I don't know. They tied that's her right there, Danny, when they tied the score with seven minutes to go in the game, and when the Cowboys kicked the field goal, she had her glasses off and looked like she was about to cry. Okay, well, that is at least close to a normal reaction to absolutely almost be crying with joy and jumping when they tie a game with seven forty four on
the clock. That's an abnormal reaction unless that's her first ever NFL game, and I doubt it judging by how incredible her seats were and she had a cool wristband on she had. Yeah, she probably had all the tendings she ever wanted. Or she's like a team employee or something, or she's just a straight up plant. I'm waiting plant. I'm just saying that it was
a long time and they were right on her too. Yeah, let's it hit the first time to keep going back, or the you know, the production team, the camera crew, they're so skilled and they're scanning the audience trying to find people to get maybe reaction from later on that they can train
their cameras on in a high leverage moment. You know that maybe she'd displayed that kind of behavior throughout the game, depending on the situation, and a good production team is going to seek those people out for effect in reaction. But that is a last second field goal. Game over. We're going to the super Bowl reaction. And she did it tied at seventeen. Was seven and a half minutes ago, like I just in week six, super fan, come on, super fan, all right, fine the Supercharger, super
fan got you. We're good there. Surprised you didn't try to get her on this morning, Kevin, I tried. We can't get a name on her, actually too, I've been looking around. Yeah, you know, everyone's been talking about what to name the tush push or I hate when the Eagles do it, the Brotherly shove. They just banned the damn thing. We don't have to deal with this. How about we don't even try it? Can we suck it? We suck at it. We screwed it up,
So there's reason. Not The reason not to ban it is teams shoot themselves in the foot. We did a Giants level thing, except when the Giants did it too, their players got hurt. But I want to call it the ham ramm okay, grabbed by the ham and ram. Just start ramming it, right. That's better than tush push. Tush push needs to go. The Brotherly shove is is pretty good for them, for them,
but not for us. That's a regional regional yeah, right, but the Hail Mary was a cowboy thing, right, everyone has embraced that now. I guess it doesn't have a city a city pun in it, it has religion. And then why is it that the defense is not allowed to use players to launch one of their own players to an advantage to block a field goal. But we can get two running backs to grab a butt cheek each and just churn your quarterback. I think that should be illegal or make the
other legal. You know, give give give your safety a boost to fly into the air, you know, to block a field goal? What's good for the goose? One little guy you can just launch toward the holder. I think they will eventually ban the tush push ham Ram brotherly shove, but they needed another year to see like it was just an ally or things. I think then, I mean the fact that it went to the competition committee
and they talked about it. I think once the other teams try it and fail, well there's another vote for that team's not going to vote for it. Is he's gonna vote to ban ittt Is it tied to the legality of the open field pile push I think it is, and I think that's a problem because then you're like, well, if you can't do it here,
why can you do it here? Because that football looks different with that open field pushing the pile thing rugby and the old lignment just comes crashing into this pile, and of course they're going to knock it in the right direction. I don't know. Maybe that's how you get rid of it is just say but if they okay, but if the defense You saw this happen a couple of times with Polar last night, when he's in a big scrum and the
defense is pushing him backwards, they blow the whistle. They don't even let him go to the ground because ford progress has been stunted. But the other way. But the other way uickly because the running back is in there too, turning his legs. I don't know, hey foot. It's a lot to think about. We didn't talk yeah, yeah, Troy. We didn't talk about Troy in a hotel on Sunday night. It's a lot to think
about. It's been exhausting week. Homegirl's about to get in trouble for the stealing things from six years ago that I never do about this begummy's peaking. I'm gonna eat this gummy and walk out on the pier. Holy crap, I saw a seal. Holy crap, there was a loose seal. Loose seal? What did I just say? Okay, so we didn't talk about the Joe calling the muff right, Oh yeah, although it's not a muff, it's just a oh the punt they called it a muff. Yeah,
ah what Yeah, confusing a little bit, I understand. I guess how they called it. And yes, no one to touch the ball. And then who was it? Uh Tolbert? Who's our guy that took at this time with a little bit of time left in the fourth quarter, so I mean, this is seventeen ten they're punting, and honestly, it's like, okay, well we'll just fair catch this. And then with about nine ten minutes left, maybe we go getting filgal range, make it twenty ten,
game over. And the ball hits the ground and Jalen Tolbert thought that Turpin touched it, and it did on the TV like live, it did look like Turpin touched it live. But what complicates everything is that a player was blocked into Turpin and he wasn't able to catch it because he goes down and it looks like it hit him. And then Tilbert jumps on it or tried to jump on it, and he touches it, and the Chargers recover and
the Chargers get the ball on the thirty yard line. Could have twenty yard It could have absolutely impacted who won the game, and people were I saw a couple of people on Twitter today that were saying that that was the wrong call. I think it was the right call. Has had it touched Turpin and then a Charger had recovered it, Turpin would have been exempt from that touch being a touch that would have affected them because he was pushed into it,
didn't touch him. And then Tolbert actively pursues the ball and touches it and can't secure it, and then it goes to the Chargers. The right call was made. It's just got a little perfect storm, right Yeah. And then I was like, all right, how do you manipulate that intentionally shove a blocker into the guy's halo. That's calling for a fair catch?
Yeah, and then what hope it hit someone else? Like, there's really no way to manipulate it, So it's just bad scene, not even fault Jalen Tolbert, because you thought it hit him, You're probably yeah, you're doing the right thing. The way Jalen Tolbert jumped on it, he was like he was trying to get on it and make a return, like he was trying to just recover it. So and I didn't thinek like he was doing that on his own accord. I thought he was like, actually just
trying to he thought. I thought it hitter fort two first time. Yeah, whatever, they score, I mean, they get the ball to twenty and they score, and it's seventeen seventeen. You're and the Asian lady goes bananos you did freak the f out and the Coways get the ball back at seventeen seventeen, fourth quarter, seven minutes left. And I think I wrote this on my notes here. I just wrote, this is the most disorganized
piece of crap team I've ever seen, which is not true. But the first thing a Tyler Smith false start after you just muffed it and then gave them the tie, and then you start first and fifteen again. And Mike McCarthy titch By, he's that the presnipt penalties are holding us back. And they are and I don't know how you stop it. It's easy to yell at a coach. That's on the players too. Just stop jumping off sides
or stop with the false starts. There's a bunch of those. Those are the ones that are like even like the refs calling holding all the time. That's annoying. I mean, false start, you gotta throw the flag. I don't know. I never saw a replay of a holding call that wasn't holding yesterday once always is. You know the best thing about Cowboys right now is but we don't have to deal with them for a week. Clear the decks for the Rangers. This is the most fortuitous bye week timing of all
time. Probably I hate Dolphin and Cowboy bye weeks because I'm like, yeah, this is time. I don't want to buy week now. It could help you with injuries whatever, but this is perfect. This is great, get out of our face for a few days, open sesame Ranger time, and then fine, they can come back next weekend. Phillies won. Hopefully we're still the Phillies won last night, just because to pay attention to that for a minute, because we might be playing someone and that's who we played
on an opening day and de Gram's first start. They had three home runs in the first two innings off of the Arizona ace. Zach Gallan one of those home runs, of course, Nick Nick Castillanos talk about a murderers row. Also Bryce Harper, I mean, the Philly is gonna be good. We'll see. I mean, maybe maybe Arizona finds a way to beat him. We're up to Oh, it's too early to be looking ahead, I know, I know. No, No, we're not looking at it.
A boy can dream. Tomorrow, we'll discuss how far consures are go. You know what that means, and kind of get you ready for Rangers Astros game three back at the ballpark, three and four, seven o'clock first pitches, and then five will be Friday, and I believe that's another three thirty seven ish. This is where I think that's I think one of these games
is a six o'clock start. Well, I know there, let me just say evening starts now, time starts or the next two Now we're seven oh three Wednesday, Okay, yes, we are seven oh three Thursday, and then three thirty Friday, and then it's two three to two, right, what are you seeing Mike. It's uh, it's what's the Thursday Friday? For sure? Okay, yeah, Thursday is yeah, seven o'clock. Friday would be four oh seven interesting, Game five if necessary. I'm just reading
what it says. Next time, you're saying that Wednesday, Thursday, Friday seven seven four. If it had to go back to Houston, it would be Sunday night at seven, and then in game seven would be Monday night at seven, so only one more day game left. That'd be Friday. The World Series, hypothetically, if you were to make it would start on Friday, the twenty seventh. You say you want to kind of talk about what would happen if Sures are we'll do this tomorrow. What would happen if
Sures are falters early, what their strategy would be. I also want to talk about what would happen The Rangers haven't lost. They're so used to winning. I wonder if they've forgotten how to lose. But if they do lose, how will that affect them? It's been so long, I don't want to think about it. I want to think about eight innings, twelve K's two hits and no runs out of the bull Daddy Max, sure's the crazy, crazy bull daddy. What if he does that? I mean this are
gonna get ten runs and then not worry about it. Yeah. I just don't want any more tense, chap moments. And we haven't really seen the offense like truly blow a game open yet, so who knows? Man makes it fun? Good time? It hot mob coming up next to your messages from the red microphone button on the iHeartRadio app. It's Next on ninety seven. Won the free