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Royal Rumble Preview/Talkbacks

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Brody joins us live in studio to preview the Royal Rumble, plus your talkbacks from the iHeart radio app were extraordinary

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You're listening to the Dawn Beats ninety seven one the Freak. If you missed the song from former Dallas musician, well Dallas musician Nick Kreamer from the boy band Loads for You. We'll end the show with that. Ben and skin Show will have the Sports Inferno at eleven thirty five today. This segment brought to you by Alma Draft House Cinema. Speaking of the Ben and skin Shield, they will be at the Alamo Draft House in Richardson Tuesday night for Bottle

Rocket, Starry Owen, and Luke Wilson. Of course seven dollars tickets at ninety seven to one. The Freak dot com five Alma Draft House locations in the Metroplex, the Richardson spot is the place to be on Tuesday, though I will be there. It's uh, I half decided I'm going to I'm in. So you're gonna go hang out with at least me and Danny too. My name is Mike, I mean me and Mike. What day is it? Who knows? As you've never seen Battle Rocket? Never seen Battle

Rocket? Yeah? Looking forward to it. Yeah, this is funny. Yes, and I'm gonna watch it with friends. Yeah, and listeners Sewn Michaels and Marty Janetty. Okay, what are we doing? Where is that the Rockers? I could have been confused. I don't know if y'all are going to show just highlights of the Rockers. I'm there, that's okay, Fine, we may show some Rockers highlights in pluting the kick through the window. I work with a lady who dated Shawn Michaels in high school. But

really, yeah, I've never been more jealous. Did you say it was a bit cocky? A little bit? She said? They also broke his bed, but they weren't doing that. They were just wrestling. I'm like, whatever, just show me the tape wrestling. Brodie's here because we had massive Vince McMahon news that included some terrible allegations, and he's call any jail. No, come on, why because you're friends with the No. I

just we all know how this is gonna happen. There will be another payment, and that'll be that, and Vince will disappear looking like Dick dastardly and we'll never hear from him again unless it's a Saudi Arabia show, because he shows up to everything in Saudi Arabia because him and the Crown Prince they're best buds. So that tells you everything you need to know about Vince McMahon. Well, if you didn't think you belong in prison prior to the news yesterday,

he does now because that was absolutely terrible. That and you know the Royal Rumble from like twenty fourteen, twenty sixteen, that booking. You should go to jail just for that. Okay, anything else we need to hit Kevin or no, I would say no, get tons of talk backs coming and then the new song. But let's talk about this thing that's happened tomorrow night. Oh, let's make a bet. I know you guys know absolutely nothing about wrestling or the Royal Rumble, And even if our listeners don't,

that's totally fine. It's the funnest pay per view of the year. It's not even close. Okay, so fun. I've gotten them to agree they're not watching the pay per view, but I'm gonna figure they won't have us over. I'm not having them over By's house. I'm sure you gotta watch party. Yeah, we're going to Austin. You guys can jump in the back. Uh, I'm not gonna make they're not gonna watch the whole thing, but I'm gonna timestamp exactly when the Men's Royal Rumble begins. And they've

agreed to watching just that. That match last year it was first out of the curtains, so they may do that again because you got the four way at the end and so, but it depends on also who they're going to bring back as a special guest, so they may save the men's for the nine event. Well, explain like they are five, what is the men's roller rumble, Men's Royal Rumble? You got thirty men? If two opponents come out and start, every ninety seconds, you get another person to enter

until you're to thirty. It's over the top rope. Both feet must hit the ground. It has to be feet, and it has to be both. Shawn Michael's one by only having one foot touch and he skinned the cat, got back in and throw out Davy boy. Kofe is like, as you said, has landed on his hands. He's used a chair, He's walked to the barricade to get back in the ring. Got to have two

feet anyone else he's used to save him. Kofe So they throw him out, but he doesn't his feet don't hit what one time he landed on a stack of pancakes, he did not kidding Danny with a weird pill. I don't think they're well kind of yeah, they probably were after his boots touched. He landed on pancakes because his friend makes pancakes or throws they throw pancakes, which and then the winner gets a title shot of the champion of their

choosing at WrestleMania. So it's all this is literally where the road to WrestleMania begins. So but it is fun and as I told you the other day, like you never know who's gonna come out. They just come out in random number order. But they always have like old school classic dudes or someone who's brand new to Yeah. So like this year, the biggest star in Japan, Kazushki Okata, has announced that he's leaving and he's gonna come to the States for the last part of his career. So no one knows where

he signed. But just like with aj Styles in twenty sixteen, everybody thinks that there is a slight chance that he could debut in the Rumble, which would be a big thing for US wrestling fans At Okata is finally here. He's in a WW ring and he wants to be at WrestleMania. You're gonna

get probably one or two old guys that come back. A lot of people think Rock is gonna dip his toes in because he has made comments that he wants to wrestle Roman at Mania, which anyone that thinks that Dwayne at his age can have a full on, you know, singles match going thirty minutes, considering that the last time he did twelve years ago, he ripped his squad in his abdomen completely off the bone. Yeah, so if he does, it'll be a three way, but that's the last time he got the

actual how long did the Royal Rumbles? Typically last half an hour? They're about an hour, hour hour ten. Like last year, Gunther was the first guy out and he set the record. I think he was in there for like an hour ten. He was the second. He was the last guy eliminated before Cody won the whole thing. So this thing won't end with like somebody employing the figure four. No, no, gotta toss him over

the top. There's gonna be lots of teases. You get down to the final four, which My prediction for the final four will be seeing Punk Cody, Rhodes, Gunther and McIntyre. You'll get down to the final four, they'll have a guy close to each corner. They'll do the pan out. You'll have this WrestleMania sign in the background, and you know they'll build it up. One of these four guys is going. You'll get down to the final two and they'll both kind of look at each other. They'll look and

point at the sign. And then whoever wins gets up on the turnbuckle, you point to the WrestleMania sign, it explodes in fireworks. You crap on an old lady's head. It's great, all right. So that's that's the rundown. So the bet is we each have the thirty people. We each have numbers like, for instance, uh, mikey one, four, seven, ten, thirteen, sixteen, by threes, Danny two, five, eight, eleven, fourteen, seventeen, twenty and so on, And I'm three, six, nine, twelve, fifteen, eighteen. You know,

move minks. So wet whoever comes out at that number and thirtieth is the last year. I think that's the odds. But giant, do we know any number of slots right now. Sometimes they haven't announced two's coming out first. Nothing like that. Last year, everybody it wasn't announced. Everybody knew Cody was going to be thirty because he was coming back off the peck injury. That was his first match back, so you wanted to put him in

for the least amount of time possible. Okay, But this year there's really nothing, all right, so we don't have anything, no real insight on who's got the advantage right now, boys, So the payoff the winner is that sweet Paul Bear action figure. That's what it is. Okay, Danny's never heard of. There's a character named Paul Bear. Yeah, who's a Paul Bear? Yes, Sorr, he's a Yeah, he's a more Titian and yeah he was Canaan Undertaker's manager and a real life mortician. It actually

makes sense from Corpus Christi Texas. It's kind of perfect. So the winner actually does get this incredible collectible, well is there is there? The winner gets that and the winner pays the price. Yeah, and the winner is the loser, right because if your wrestler of your numbers wins Royal Rumble, then you are the loser. Correct, Okay, so for instance, I

have number twenty four. Whoever comes out twenty fourth wins royal rumble. I would have to watch the porno Pirates by deceased now to cease to adult porn star from adult porn star porn star from Fort Worth who was found dead in More, Oklahoma yesterday with her boyfriend, Janey Jane, Jesse Jane. We have to watch the whole thing, Jamal Pirates. Jesse Jane was in Pirates and Pirates is known as the most expensive porn movie ever made, costs over

a million dollars. The cutthroat Island of porn. It basically is, there may be an actual ship some water. Yeah, sure, there'll be some water, but you have to watch the whole sport. And during the duration of the movie, you can not touch, You cannot do anything. You can't enjoy the movie anymore than the cinematography allows. Now, it won't be a problem. And then you have to write a one page book report on Pirates, then read it on the radio. Yeah sure, and tweet it.

Yeah. Oh my god, it's one page. That's that's a thousand words. Do y'all think that maybe she died because she was hit by that Owen Hart Dill, Flying Dell. It's very possible. So that's the bet. That's the bet. Okay, I'm okay with it if you are. Yeah, fine, So again, you don't want to win. No, I want that damn essay on some Naked Lady film. If I get Paul Bearer, you can get the Malcolm and you can eat the miniature urn.

It looks like it might have a little more difficulty passing through than the plastic donut. Yeah that he not. You'll know somebody didn't fulfill their end if they did crank, because the second part of the essay is just double space and a lot fewer worse big gaps. Yeah, lost interest getting through it second half far. That's interesting. I'm really hoping this is Jelley. Guys,

it's stuff. Didn't have time to watch this of Pirates And if you're a book report, does not, you know, reach the expectations that our listeners have set, then you have to watch Pirates two. Yes, there is Pirates too, and maybe more than that. So yeah, rest in peace to Jesse Jane. So what your formal prediction is, what your final

time? Your final four? Yeah, final two will come down to Cody roads and see him Punk ivid think, and I would think Cody is gonna win back to back, first guy since Stone Cold to win back to back ninety seven ninety eight. Because they're gonna do in some form they're doing Cody Roman again at Mania. It might be a three way with Rock, which if you look at ten twenty thirty, they all did three ways in the main event and they all went great. Twenty it was Shawn Michael's Hunter and

then this black censer bar that you can't see now. I think they called him Crispin Wall like he won the title and then him and Eddie hugged and then they were both dead within three years. It was a beautiful moment. So Cody's got to win because you can't have the guy that's going to go on and eventually beat Roman b number two in the rumble. You've got to give him the best. Punk will go on probably win the Elimination Chamber in

Australia in February and challenge Rowlins for his belt. Rollins partially tours mcl and so they're just going to put him on the shelf and her Henry Rollins. He was given a tattoo in the back of a doom buggy and he tore his MCL. It was incredible, So that, to me, that's what's gonna happen. My favorite part is you just conversationally talking and Danny laughing only

because you heard elimination Chamber. I heard elimination Chamber, and I'm fascinated that that Rody knows that a dude has a partially toward a c L. Well, yeah, I read the sheets, yeah, called dirt sheets. Yeah, but uh yeah, and elimination Chamber. That's a good one. It's a big case. It sounds like something conundrum, Yeah, exactly, a bunch of pods. There'll be two guys that start and then every like five minutes a guy gets released out of a pod and it's this giant enclosed cage

and it's pure hell and it's incredible. And this year it's in Australia. So this one, though, the rumble is you would say it's the most fun absolutely, rumble's the best pay per view. Yeah, and it's because of this one weird event that you guys have agreed it's the one thing in wrestling. As us true nerdy fans, we have no idea what's going to happen during the Rumble. We may know who's gonna win and what the plan is for Mania, but the actual contents, what's going to happen in the

Rumble, you never know. Like last year, Logan Paul showed up and him and Ricochet had I think the most viral moment in Rumble history when they both springboarded off and then just collided in mid air over the ring. It was incredible. So if you have Peacock, that's what it's on. If you bought Peacock to watch the one playoff game and you're stuck with it for a month, you get there, You get the Rumble for free. They should have marketed that better. They should have said that, I'm so excited

for Danny to watch the Royal Romance. I thought Royal Rumbles in the it was like nineteen eighty three, well those were Battle Royals. Royal Rumble was there were Battle Royales, yes, and then in eighty eight Pat Patterson was just like, I'm gonna make this my own and turn it into the Royal Rable. Hacksaw Jim Duggan, by the way, who played a Semu won the first Royal Rumble. Here you go Dallas tie in, make it local

lovely. Yeah, and during the entire pay per view at the bottom, there's going to be a scroll that just reads the Vince text to that lady. I've got a bunch of talkbacks, all pretty awesome today. The red microphone button on the iHeartRadio where you can send us a voicemail anytime. Here's what we have today, folks. Boys, I've been loving waking up with you all week. I apologize I chose sleep for so long over the sound of your voices. I do have an opening segment name idea for you.

You should call it the morning Dump. I don't think that's ever been come up with before. I think the Glenns will really like it. Nope, not doing it. We have breakfast boners um right here. Hey, y'all, I'm former Loads for You tour manager and current Nick Creamer agent Jim Chowd calling it. Thank you fellas for premiering my clients hit new single. You've got a place, an inspiring number, not just a sexy dance number, but something the ladies can listen to and know that no matter how old or

unwashed you are, there's a place for you in this world. But it's also inspiring for the fellas. I don't know about you, but when I listening to that song for the first time in my life, I want to both touch and kill myself at the same time. Seven minutes away from the replying of Nick Kreamer's world premiere song, You've got to play the best talkbacker. By the way, that guy's incredible. Well you are, hey guys, He's on the podium with you. But the hey guys gets me everything.

It's because you know, as an impression's coming, you don't know who it's going to be, but it's always going to sound the same same voice. It's a funny human right there. Hi, this is Anthony Kim. Look, mister sirios. Between my day shifts at Bucky Slice and Brisket and my weekend gigs sticking bills on stop signs and more. Oklahoma, I haven't

had time for golf in the last twenty years. Okay. Plus I just finished watching Yellowstone featuring Kevin Kostner, and now I'm ready to get back to playing golf, all right, gold Kim talk so angry, mister Kostner. The return of Anthony Kim imminent. It was after so many years, the Legend return. If you missed the Anthony kim Story six Am segment was in the podcast I covered it. We started six every day people. Is that the Flaccid Brunch? The what flaccid Brunch? Is up to his now number

boner breakfast Boners, breakfast boner close. Hi, this is Octo Baby number five, and I just want to give my Royal Rumble prediction this year. I'm going to go with gun thirt winning the Royal Rumble. M Okay, Rody's happy to hear that from Octo Baby number five. This is October five. It's my fifteenth birth. He's got a deep ass voice for a fifteen year old. Hey, it's me. I'm fifteen. Amazing, Danny, you are an f genius. Keep up the good work boys, Okay,

that's what I'm talking you are. That song that you found from Nick Kreamer is find credible amazing. You'll hear it in five minutes. Yesterday's segment, I me thinking that you guys need to add one more to the Crime Blasters, none other than the one true legend, Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin of Fox four has gotten more shine on this show than he's got ever gotten on TV. I know, they really gate him to the most crap stories.

Oh Dan will handle that. I remember during COVID where they made him do his live shots and it looked like he was in the hallway of his upstairs and you could see the dangly saying coming down from the attic the news. Yeah, you just I'm just like, I'm never getting out of here. Like, of all places, you don't have anywhere better to broadcast in the hallway, he had the attic door string, the little red at the bottom.

Somebody's got to preview these first beautiful beautiful, Oh my god. Look, I don't know why I was thinking that the boy band segment was actually going to be something serious. You guys had me so good. I'm a little embarrassed, but I mean it was also probably better than if it was actually serious. So congratulations. You guys got me disappointed all the way out here in Ohio. You got me disappointed all the way out here. Sorry about that two days in a row. Well listen, you know, and

you won't get dupered. You won't get duper. I'm sorry, Daddy. Please tell me there's a Nick Kreamer music video to go with that. I need that in my life, So please do your magic. Talk toever you need to talk to. C can on Earth the music video for Nick Creamer rip j R. PHJ, all right, PHJ Sweet HJ. A member of loads for you that we lost too early? Okay? Two more or left Hi down be This is Officer Paul Clement of the iHeart Building Security.

Could somebody please come get this strange man from the lobby. He keeps trying to talk to me about the Royal rumble and selling K two spies. I'm not quite sure what that is, but it's making me uncomfortable. Thank you. Obviously, that man's a terrible listener. I was telling him how to make it. I never sold it. I was a manufacturer for those who I just met Brodie. He is very open about some of his past transgressions.

Yeah, yeah, I like to get niked in prison and showers with dudes, and I was like, I'm breaking the law because that's my fantasy. I'm going back by the way Hja. I don't know if a lot of people know. Hja actually died by breaking into the Dallas Zoo and the Elephant Enclosure because he had a fetish of being crapped on his head. Yeah. But anyways, we're twenty seven hours to the Royal Rumble Boys. That's where the road to Rustle Manning begins. Shall Amenie, it's good a live

Amenie Live, It's incredible. Last talk back. Then I want to play the promo feel inadequate? I want to play the Kiss promo, Yeah, the KISSFM promo and then the song. Yeah, we'll explain, but here you go. Hello friends, This is Jim Nance with a good friend of mine, Chuck Cooperstein. Chuck, Hey, what's up, cors. This is Chuck Cooperstein. What's up Dallas. We're here to promote a big, big show at Dick Flack and Fort Uh. Jim, Yes, it's gonna

be a great show. Loads for you performing at Dick's last resort for me and Chuck. Fuck you Dallas, Oh you Dallas. That's amazing, dude. That's if that's the same guy that does Nance and romo fantastic. His romo is awesome too. That's gotta be the same dude. Right, did you hear the one? I think it is the old one. Yeah, I find the old one real quick. Have you ever heard the Yeah? The fantastic Yeah, was very good. Wait for him to read a fact.

The old one is really wild. Romo Nance talkback. I don't know if I'll be able to find it in time. I'll read a text while you look. Yeah, we had one from someone called Chris who said, tell Brody, I think he's the best talkbacker for me is our Hey, guys, maybe we can meet up sometime in DOC and just talk about talkbacks, Doc, talk about man, I got it, I got it again. This is the Jim Nance talkback from May of last year. But it's

just special because Romo and Nance get the Super Bowl this year. Morning. Speak easy. This is Jim Nats. It is my birthday and I will be doing lots of cocaine with Tony Romo and then right Tony, Oh that's right, Jim poor hell yeah, speak easy. What's going on? Guys? Okay, all right, well go ahead and throw me another birthday shout out fellas. You all have a great day. All right, thank you, Jim. Okay, we can hire anything. Dude. That Romo is

amazing. That's really good. That's his last words, right before the balls kicker. Okay, so we played this a little bit earlier in the show. Danny has unearthed the former vocal boy band in town called Loads for You Man City Sensations, Loads for You from the mid early odds. And this is the two thousand and four Kiss FM promo. If they were promoting that they were getting there there A couple of their songs were playing on the station

all this one station. This is cream You remember me. It's HJ and the is Arend. It's me Garland Richardson Junior, and I'm clem and we're from Loves You join us tonight for a special concert at aw Shucks on Lower Greenville, brought to you by Kiss FM, number one hit music station. There's like no seating at all at all. It's like you have the bar and then a couple of other tape. Where did they set up? No, well, I don't really have instruments, right, just a computer and

some mics. Yeah, and a little dance space. Little dance space of course, just out on Greenville Avenue, annoying patrons trying to get into the Grenado. I saw them at jingle Balls in two thousand and five. Yeah, it wasn't the one you were thinking of. It was in North Richland Hills, but it was really fun. That was the last one they played. Yeah, the uh, we'll be back Monday morning, six am.

MAVs stuff the championship weekend Royal rumbel. Of course, we'll find out who lost the bet and has to watch the Jesse Jane film Pirates and anything else happening in the world. We get you covered six am Monday morning. We're gonna send you home with You've got a place by former Loads for You band

member Nick Kramer. Hey, girl, you know there's a lot of things that I want to do to you, but there's even more things that I want you to do to me. So put on that Marvin Gaye record, open up that bottle of Yellowtail from seven to eleven, and slide on that snail trail right down the sofa next to me, Because tonight s a sensation in my genes and it's making me wet. I want to give you something that you'll never forget. I know you want it. I can see the

way you've found it now, Baby on but your base. I've got some secret times you need to know about. It's a special invitation. You can put away your mace as long as I've got a face. You've got a place to sit nature. You look at me and it's perfectly clear. Are you suggesting there's addition or barking in the rear butt off? Oh, I'm sorry, that's not what you meant. My God, that taser really smart. I've got some secret time it's you need to know about. It's a

special invitation. You can put away your mace as long as I've got a face. You've got a place to sit. Ouch. This evening did and go exactly yes, plan. I'll spend the rest of the night making love to my hands, Larbi jesse j. I might be a dingis, but I'm still the king of Godlingus. Take me at my word. I've got some secret tillents you need to know about. It's a special invitation. You can put away your mace as long as I've got a face. You've gotta place to sit, bitch,

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