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Presidents Day Calls

Feb 19, 202419 min
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We hear from a former President plus a live update from Daytona from Garland Richardson

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You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety seven to one The Freak, A dirty downbeat. Happy President's to day two one and all. I don't know about half and a half people working, people not working, light traffic on the way in. You got the day off. Hopefully you're still tuned in, but if you're a scheduled as normal, thank you for tuning in. Once again. We are six to ten each and every morning right here on ninety seven on the Freak. It's Cabinet Danny, It's me Mikey. It is

double J fun times. Ben's Ben's here. I saw him, Papa's head in the window. They are going to rocket from ten to two uh nine point thirty. Well out some of your talkbacks. You can leave a talk back on the iHeartRadio app well microphone bottom roight hand corner. If you want to participate in the show, you can do it via talkback. You can do it by texting in to that same number two one four seven eight seven one nine seven to one. Anything you want. We always have the tech

stuffs. You can jump in the show and we'll read some of those that are fun. And if you want to call in two one four seven eight seven one, nine, seven to one. You can jump in and have some fun with us. Put out the call earlier for anyone who's been the president of anything to call in. I don't know it's gonna go. I don't know what these people have been president. So if I'm imagine student Council's gonna be a big player. Maybe a homeowners association. I don't know.

We want to celebrate you. It's your big day. I don't know the rules around here. Yeah, so uh yeah, we kind of have the open phones for this segments. Have some fun with some listeners. I don't know. I went on anything to give away right, Oh well, baby, if it goes really good. If it goes well, then I I might have a pair of tickets to some college baseball for you all week long. Okay, all week long. You can watch college baseball at the Shriners

Children's College Showdown, presented by Cuboda. Whoa goloblack field. That's a twenty fifth. So this this weekend we had Arkansas, Oklahoma State, Michigan, and Oregon State Arkansas. You say, yeah, interesting, Yes, some caller might want them. Arkansas tickets looks like Ben and Skinner giving away tickets to the Silver Skylarks release party at the Kessler this Friday. Never heard of them, not a fan, never heard of not a real band. You never heard of this band. I will be not a band. I'll be

in attendance at that fiasco this weekend, I believe. All right, let's go to the phones. I don't know we got somebody on? Who do we go? Pop? Somebody on here? Hello? One, two, three, caller? We have you. What's your name? Hello? Hello? Yeah, you're live, man, You're live on the radio. What's going on with your name? Gentlemen, you are addressing the mayor of Poundtown. The mayor of Poundtown. That's not really a president. Well, I

was president of operations for a brief amount of time. Okay, of operations at Poundtown? Yeah, what are your duties? Pumps like the pump? If I do know, what are some of your duding like the president slash mayor of Poundtown? What do you in charge of tapping at a? Okay? That all we got. I'm sure y'all got questions from the other day. It sounded like y'all did we are inexperienced lovers. We've admitted that I need to take you and Kevin Turner on seminar and need you give you all

like a dose of my blood and you'll be running wild. No, he didn't want to send Danny on that because he knows Danny copious amounts of erotic sex a sex machine though. Yeah, and he got he's got proof. Do you like me a thick bit? All right, pres we're gonna let you go. Thank you for calling in and uh and doing a hell of a job out there. Hey, love you guys. Keep it up on the president of Towntown. Ye know? Hell yeah, man, So now we have uh, she had a bunch of calls, had a bunch of

calls. Okay, see what's going on? Mus people calling a bunch of presidents of things? I think so out there. Well, I'll have to find out. I don't know. She got a bank of calls. Man, we'll see. Maybe we'll call a special friend here in a little bit, get in touch with them. I'll take another call. See who we got here? Hi? What's your name? Scrambling going on? Hello caller, you're live on the radio. My name is Mike Dinghu's here. That's Kevin. What's your name? Oh? He's going away? Hung up?

Up? He got scared. I guess after you heard the president of Poundtown. That's a tough act to follow. I think we got Bill from Little Rock. Is it is that Bill from Little Rock? Yeah, okay, let's go to Bill from Little Rock. Hello, caller, you're live on the radio. Hey, good morning down b and what's your name? Uh?

Well, I heard you guys put out the call for people that may have been presidents at some point, and I'm just sitting here listening to you guys streaming on the iHeart app up here a Little Rock and thought i'd call it. Wow. All right, Bill, thanks for calling in Little Rock. You say, huh, yeah, Yeah, I was the president of a Oh, I don't know, pretty big deal back in the nineties.

Y'all y'all might remember me. I don't know. I know you guys might be too young to remember, but yeah, it was a pretty big deal back in the nineties. Hey, you definitely sounds familiar place as the voice. Yeah, well, you know, i'd also I've been listening all morning. I love the show Man. I stream it up here. Me and my wife. Hell, we check you guys out in the morning as we're

up, you know, usually getting our morning work. Out in and anyway, y'all were talking a little bit about the new Donald Trump shoes that he unveiled at the Sneaker con over the weekend. I thought that was pretty funny. But you know, I know he's running for a re election or not reelection, but you know, he wants to be president again. But I thought, I thought those shoes were kind of ridiculous, and I wanted to call in and let y'all know that I too have some products that I would

like the public to know. And I thought one better platform than you know, the Downbeat on ninety seven one of the free k e g L And that was for it Worths be a great opportunity for me to kind of let people know about some things that I've got out there cooking. Now we are a top five market for sure. Yeah. Well, also the home of Inside Sports, Metas and Doctor t O Sorreel. Well, yeah, of course, I love his show. He's just fantastic and I'm really looking forward

to uh Cooperstein doing the Luca game today. I really enjoyed that watching that live. That's this afternoon now, no doubt. All Right, they were big MAVs fans up here in Arkansas. All right, anyway, I'd like to tell y'all in your in your viewers about some of my products that I have out there. How about it, viewers? All right? Well, number one, maybe I could interest your listeners in the wild bills exploding yogurt

dispenser, because this makes eating yogurt fine Again. He pressed the little magic button with my face on it, and you can catch flying yogurt on your tongue like the way it was meant to be enjoyed, meant to enjoying. Yeah, it's like I play on yogurt, but just more but presidential. Yeah, flying yogurt dispenser. All right, what's the what's the price? Around? Kat? I don't care what those guys say. You were funny man. I got some more products too, if y'all are interested. Yeah,

absolutely, all right. How about the number forty two ashtray belt buckle. Now, this is an oversized belt buckle shaped like the state of Arkansas, with my face on it, And not only does it hold your pants up, but it's an environmental way to dispose of your butts. Plus it has large enough to handle even the girthiest cigars. Okay, yeah, I think built from Little Rock is a fan of cigars and using them allegedly in unconventional ways. I don't know why you need on their belt buckle, but

and you said number forty two. Number forty two ashtray belt buckle available online. We might be in the presence of greatness here, Mike, available online. I'm trying to figure out who I think this might be. Well, let me get to my final product that I think the public's really going to be excited about. I know me and my wife hill Are. Can I interest you and Bubba's Hamburger Palace? Now, if you like me and you love the delicious flavor of authentic American hamburgers, then you need to come to

President Bubba's Hamburger Palace. Each Bubba meal comes with a ninety six ounce diet coke and a commemorative rubber fist Come hungry, Okay slogan built into that one. Yeah, a rubber you know what. It's fine. I'm in. I'm in on all three. Bill. Listen, guys, I gotta go. I had dinner with Tiger Woods last week, and I think I have a bad case of the buick open diarrhea. So I'm gonna have to cut this short, y'all. I think it's the genesis real quick. If we

still have you liked so a lot of stuff has come out. If you are who I think you are about Epstein Island, you know, Kevin, I'm at the end of my legal pad. Here's something I'm gonna have to hang up. Reilly and Boyd being on with you guys. Thank you, sir, Thank you. Bill from Little Rocker Nope, big listener. Yeah that's crazy. Yeah, sound up familiar, but I can I don't know that yogurt dispenser is interesting to me. That's something I feel like I would

like. So, uh, we've got some other callers here is we're taking some President's Day calls. By the way, be Ben's skin coming up ten to two today, and then replayed the Luca game seventy three point game with hosted by Coop and KG two to six today and you know Bill will be listening. Yeah, Bill be locked in and I was excited for it. All right. I think we have another caller. Hello, caller, you're live on the radio. Pardon me, yeah, you're live on the radio.

Man. What's your name? How do I get live on the radio. Mine's Mike Okay, Mike, well you call the radio station. Hi, Mike, I was expecting answer. Wow, she may have popped you on quick man. She may recognize your number as a quality caller. I was expecting roy answer. Yeah, dude. We gotta do every We gotta do everything around here. What were you once the president for? I am the president of the American Association of Idiots the AI. Yeah. They've been

doing a lot of good out in this world. Yeah, yeah, I founded it. I'm also the founder, the founder. Yeah. What else you got being out here being an idiot? All right? All right, keep doing it, man, fight the good fight, the pretty yaller. Y'all should be uh part of my association because you're the three best idiots. I know you're a sweet man. Thank you, sir. I have a great day. Thank you for listening. There you go, the president of

the American Association Wow of Idiots. Of Idiots. Continue to take call from anyone who's been a president today here on President's Day two one four or eight one seven seven, eight seven one nine seven one. Uh, this is Garland Garland calling from Florida. That's interesting. Hello, one two three, do you have me? Garland? Hey, can you all hear man, this is Garland in Daytona, Garland, didn't they? Okay, Hi Garland, how are you? Do you have me? Yes? You're on with

Danny and Mikey and k T. Say hi everybody. Not just a regular Garland. This is multiple discipline rising legend. Garland Richards from well yeah, wow, this is great. Yeah. First things first, Happy Donald J. Trump day to one and all. You guys know what the jay stands for, don't you? Uh? Guns? I think guns is spelled with a G. Garland like much like your names. Maybe Jesus, I really have no idea. What are you guys doing? What is seven? What

segment is this? No, we're actually taking calls from people that claim to have been poor for presidents or current presidents of something. No. I hadn't say nothing to do with no presidents. I'm a Daytona baby. You're Are you at Daytona right now? Or yeah? Man, I'm right here live in the infield of the Holiest the Holy Daytona Motor Speedway. The kid rock is blaring, the course is flowing, and the pit lizards are co rolling around the infield on a Monday morning. Pitt lizards, Well, what are

pit lizards. Yeah, pitt lizards. Man. You know, track treats, rubber humpers, haaller crawlers, helmet liquors are everywhere you look. Let's say Old Garland has had quite a weekend when it comes to the old C Section inspection. Right boys, right, Danny, good lord, I guess Garland. Look, so you're at Daytona got postponed for yesterday from yesterday, I'm hearing that it's on today. So are you guys gonna do your race or what? I don't you don't care, man, You guys don't like

race. And I don't only Sroy like racing. I tell you, Dallas A server nailed that one. You guys really like you just like the work giving tours at Texas Motor Speedway, doing little bus tours for minimum wage and act like you know about racing. But okay, so wait, are you in the field this year? That's out there. Hell, it's kind of raising ass right now. But they say we're going to get this thing going this afternoon. Looking forward to some good racing. I don't want to see

anybody getting hurt, that's number one. I just want to see hard racing. And you know what, I actually don't want to see it all. I don't want to see any mechanical issues because there is nothing worse than looking out on the track in front of half a million people and seeing your favorite driver blowing a training Oh my god, Okay, are you are you actually in the field this year, Garland? Are you just hanging out not in

the race this year? Little disappointed? It's not gonna lie. I don't know if you guys know this, but I did a little freelance work a couple of months ago in Las Vegas for some Formula One racing, and man, all right, them cars are fast. Everything got me sideways going, and that spear had me all twisted up. We ended up upside down on fire in the lobby of the Hair's Hope Telling Casino. And since then I've been kind of persona non grata, as the Latin say, Gene Haas won't

even take my damn calls. And it's not like I can just start my own team. It's hard to start a new race team these days. Anyway. Let me put it in the terms you might understand. You guys are talk radio hosts, right, so imagine they just hired you guys and didn't have anyone that knew how to run a talk station to help steer the ship and build the station. And they just want you to jump in the car and win a bunch of races. But it's a team effort, man.

You can't just pop Sterling Marlin into whatever Kevin's driving around town and win the Daytona five hundred. You know, it don't matter how good a driver you are. Things take time and teamwork and heart and positive energy. So yeah, no, I'm not gonna be driving in the five hundred this afternoon. And it is a damn shame. Robert Duval over there to my right, My god, Robert Duval, you need to go get a picture with him. So who do you think is gonna win today? I don't know who's

gonna win, but I'll tell you what. There's two guys in particular that I am keeping an eye on, Kyle Larson and Bubba Wallace, one of which I am a shoe huge fan of, and one of them who I cannot stand at all. Okay, which one are you a fan of? Garland? I'm sorry you broke up a little bit there. I can't hey, I gotta go anyway real quick. You got any more of them, Dave Matthews tickets left over? No, I'm a huge fan. I love KitKat Jam. No, those are those are all gone unfortunately, Kevin,

you know kit Cat Jam. I got a burguety I got a bogety green flag dropping soon. Creckers are wreckers boys there he goes, Okay, Wow, what a tree. Richardson boy, his little uh, his rent but a little too uh, a little too close to home. Maybe not. I want to say this. Segments brought to you by Alama Draft House Cinema, five locations in the metropoks. The speaking's He's gonna be there on the twenty seventh for Demolition Man for let's freaking chill, the Alaha Draft House in

Irving. That's on the twenty seventh demolition Man with Ryan or Kavanaugh, Julie and Grooves. You sign up at ninety seven the Freak dot Com for tickets three shells. Kevin, Wow, that that ended wild Ye How crazy is it that we open the phones and we get a call from a former president and Garland Richardson racing legend. Garland Richardson, I was like frozen. I was so excited to have him on the phone. I didn't even know what to say. And Robert Duvall was there. He saw Robert Duvall. Yeah

you lost. Yeah, he just snapped his head. And there's Robert Duvall. I wonder what if he was eating anything? Probably eating smilesh scream. We had one more president. All right, here's a we'll take a shot at this. We've had the president of Poundtown and the president of the Idiots Association and they've and they've hung up. Okay, well, JJ, now here's another challenge. Can he do you have my dog pulled up? Can you call at eight one four? No? No, no, no,

no, I'm not gonna tell you. Well, wait, we might cold cold call Ron Gilligan the next segment. I'm fine with you doing it. Let me reset. I went to the Daytona five hundred and whatever ninety one. I went two years in a row and uh, a guy worked with a golf course named Ron Gilligan. He said, I love NASCAR. If you can get me an autograph, that would be amazing. I said, sure, I'll try. I had a pit pass because my dad was in

the world of racing, so he kind of knew Rick Hendrick. So we got like great access by this giant pit pass, and I see the King himself, Richard Petty, because I asked Ron Gilligan, who are your two favorite drivers? And I love Richard Petty, I love Dale Earnhardt. I'm like on it. And I saw the King, Richard Petty, who we did peep next to at a urinal which try to beat that one when you're hunting down urinal brothers. I got the King anyway. I got him an

autograph. Shake that tiny d That's all the King said to me. I got him to autograph the back of my pit pass, Richard Petty. I'm like, oh my god, I got it. Ron Gilligan's gonna love this. Dale Earnhardt crashes on the damn last lap of the race, and the intimidator himself is walking back to his trailer or whatever. No one will even approach him. But I'm a little kid. I'm like, screw it,

I'm going for it. Go up to him post crash as another daytona disappointment, and he did sign it, you know, as he kept walking. So I have Richard Petty and Daler and Hard on the back of my pit pass. I go back to Sarasota, and I triumphantly hand it to Ron Gilligan, my coworker, and to this day, I'm like, I'm an idiot. That's such a cool little piece of memorabilia, considering the fact that

I got it and I'm not spoken to Ron Gilligan in forever. But if you google it, there's Ron Gilligan auctions where he's kind of got some sports memorabilia stuff. I assume it's the same dude. And Kevin wants to call Ron Gilligan and ask him if he remembers getting my Daytona pass here on Daytona Day. We'll call Ron Gilligan. Now, he's not gonna add why would he answer? He might? He might, he might. Plus birthdays, as this segment proves you gotta shoot your shot even if it doesn't go in.

We'll try that again next, right, Yeah, plus talkbacks, plus birthdays, and more presidential explosion in President's Day next on Nice seven. Won the Freak

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