This is the downbeat. I'm ninety seven to one, the free sham right till ten. I'm back tomorrow six to ten. From the next day, six to ten, six to ten. Every morning it's Kevin, Danny and me. I'm jj h. This is sort of a finish up Oscar crap. Right, we didn't get too much. Okay, you gotta tell you U something. This is not going to be on your Vanity Fair list of moments. This is off the menu from something I saw at Oscars yesterday,
Please, I would say ninety percent. I am at There was a cutaway shot of a star, right, and I don't even remember who the star was. Star doesn't matter because I was looking in the row behind the star and this was right coming after a break, you know. And I definitely saw a dude who I don't know who it was, doing the fiddle with your nose. I just did cocaine maneuver, and then his very famous partner, who's a girl. He looked at her and kind of did the am
I good check? And she kind of did that, Yeah, you're good. Are you talking about Emma Stone? No? Okay, I think there was drug use in Hollywood At the Oscars yes, Danny, that's a bold claim. Yeah, I saw it, and I believe there to be drug use. Called the elite would do that. I called the police last night when I saw it, and I reported it. Okay, I reported these people, but you called? Did you just pick up your phone and dial nine O two one oh? Just because that seems like it might be I
texted police. We don't think about it. And the breaks at that thing. How many people are shuffling off of the bathroom to toot blow, which I never thought about before, bending over through their oscars baggage and you being able to point this out is kind of like when the FBI hires hackers, you know that do illegal stuff to work for them. Okay, kind of the same thing, right, Okay, Miami, Mike, he is not
a user. He's a nasty bit. I'm telling you. He was licking his his he was doing the lick on the front and he did then he did twice pop and then look over his girl and tilt his head up. Am I good? Basically say, am I good? So? I wonder if half these skinny mofos are running off and then what does the bathroom look
like at the Dolby theater during the breaks. It looks like when Uma Thurman went to the bathroom in pulp fiction, right, like all these empty yurnals and people just waiting for the stalls or do they even need to pretend? Do they even need to wait for a stall as it's as you're in the bathroom, we're in the clear, rooting and tooting cocaine. I think it's possible, okay, but to get through a four hour thing, and I probably eight hour commitment. But time you get dressed up and do all this
common of course there. But also if there was a time where you didn't want to be caught doing it, it would when every camera is on you everyone that's yeah. I'm not saying he was doing it. I was saying you just did it. What if you go and you uh, you get caught with a little bit on your on your nose still and you're next to your ghosts the director and your guess is like, well, I can't rely on you to be in my next movie. You have a bit of a
coke problem. Just a he assumptions are made, you know what I'm saying. It's just like you want to be on top of you want to be very hirable. On a night like that, everyone thinks is like fancy schmancy. A lot of that night as a job interview too, you meet people and mingle. Look, I don't do drugs, but I'm pretty sure it's not like to eat mushrooms or going to be all out of your head when you do a little bump. I don't think it's going to cost you your
future role. No, I was talking about having a little like a thing underneath your nose that could get you busted. I'm just telling you I saw it. I saw it, It happened, and it could have been a method to remain somewhat sober. After Giermo was handing out to key, well all night, right, Gamo, keep your head right. I looked at the end when Kimmel's like, is if anyone else wants to do a speech? Line up? I got a few minutes speaking in hand. Kimmel was
your host. Let's go through some of the stuff from last night. We always talked about the Oppenheimer getting the win a little bit earlier, the Oppenheimer Oppenheimer getting the win earlier. Here's a chimical story, a little uh, some Barbie jokes. Now Barbie's a feminist icon thanks to Gretor Gerwig, who many believe deserve to be nominated for Best Directives. Hello, man, I know you're clapping, but you're the ones who didn't vote for her. By
the way, don't act like you had nothing to do with this. Martin Robbie and Ryan Gosling are here tonight. Margot. I want you to know that even if neither one of you who wins the NotScripts tonight, you both already won the something much more important, the genetic lottery. Ryan, you are so hot. Let's go camping together and not tell our wives. And then Ryan's like, I don't have a wife. Technically I have a partner. Smart. It was fine. I don't know. Monologue was fine.
He was real safe. You know what I noticed about his monologue. He didn't he didn't allow any pauses for applause or reaction. I mean he was moving from joke to joke to joke. The pacing was very quick, and anytime Jimmy talked it was he didn't linger on a joke. They had a plan. Boy, they got through it. Man. Kudos to all of the awards this year for staying on time. Well They're like, these movies
are longer. People were bitching about the movies. He made a joke about movies being longer too, which is pretty generic, but still he was a joke. But then they had a plan. They're showing an episode of ABBD Elementary, their best TV show, like after the thing, and then get to the news and they wanted to elect to air on time and that was like they had Bradley Cooper I think in that episode of ABBOT Elementary which gets
nominated for a ton of stuff and it's really good. So like you know, they like, ABC was like, you also use that to promote everything you have. I liked six o'clock start time. That was nice. Yes, yeah, therefore there. Yeah. I liked his off script joke at the first one he said was, oh, thank you for the partial standing ovation. Very nice. It's sort of funny the partial standing. Yeah, you'd brother just have none, right, like seven people seen as the I
would say, outside of I'm just ken by Ryan Gosling. The John Cena bit probably the funniest moment of the night. He had just Kim Well just mentioned that it was a fifty year anniversary of a streaker running on stage. And then you will see coming out from behind a partition, and you don't see his lower body at the time. You see the face and a little bit of the chest of John Cena. What's going on? They're supposed to
run across the stage to my mind, and one streak of anything? Do you mean you don't want to do the streaker bit anywhere we're doing it? Don't feel right about it. It's an e good event, you know. Honestly, you should feel shame right now for suggesting such a tasteless idea. It's supposed to be funny. The male body is not a joke. Mine is. No, it's not. You wrestle naked? Why not, dude? I don't wrestle naked. Wrestling George, George are worse than naked.
You're really not gonna do this? Fine, just give out the award then, God costumes, they are so important, maybe the most important thing there is. I can't open the envelope without maybe the most important thing there is walks out completely nude, with the envelope concealing his privates. Yeah no, was he really naked? People posted photo videos and photos at you know who
were at the wards show. He wasn't naked fully He had like a little tan diaper thing his front in his back, so he wasn't fully naked, but but he was that that thing he was down the envelope was below the hip bones. He didn't have much on whatever it was. It's funny. Did the side shuffle all the way onto the stage and I'm sure you guys saw the video of off camera the switcheroo and they put the robe on him.
I see him. It's kind of amazing. I like those because there's people filming in there and you get to see a lot of the stage craft, you know, or like however they do everything. So they showed nominees and then right when the nominees came up, this team of like five people runs out with this sort of like a toga style curtain, you know, and then then it takes him about eight seconds, ten seconds to put this thing. He's ready, and they all just disappear and Jimmy's there like finishing
off the rope. It's it's a nice little like f one pit stop. Yeah, it's all timed out perfectly too. I need to get one of those tan diapers. Here's the there's the stage pick yeh see, Oh that's okay. That's clearly wearing something. Is that in? Business Insider said, no, you know ABC, it actually is. Business Insider, Well, I want to see it ABC. Actually, you know, being a Disney company, you know they weren't going to run the risk of a ball showing.
We see that again because that is okay. So he had basically okay, it is small. That had a pouch, like a tan pouch. You think that's small. Dude's got a fat basket if you ask me, No, I mean like the amount of clothing small and then just a tiny string essentially the sort of a normal yeah, like covering his butt crack. Yeah, you can see his cheeks a little bit hanging out, but his butt crack was showing. Man, pretty funny. He's fit, yes, quite fit, quite fit. It was weird he did that. And then
right after that, the Rock is presenting. I'm like mid two thousand's wrestling boy, Like, what planet are we on? It's John into the running the show, running the show. Yeah, uh, your best supporting actor and actress Robert Downey Junior for Oppenheimer, Divine Joy Randolph for the holdovers. No surprises there is there was like a ninety eight percent chance of both of them, and the Vegas odds on them winning was like, it was pretty
much done. Best actor that gets handled up on by Killian Murphy we kind of knew that, but best actress we did not know. And leading the charge in terms of Vegas odds was Lily Gladstone of Killers of the Flower Moon, which y'all didn't see yet, did you? No? No, y y'ah should get that one too. Well, maybe maybe not. It's good, it's good. I liked Poor Things way more than that. I asked my buddy this weekend. I'm like, have you seen Killer's Flower movie?
He goes, No, I read the book. I don't want to see the movie. I think it's it's just depressing and true and probably stories that we need to you know. No, but yeah, but am I gonna feel like a big jerk? No? Uh? Not really? I mean because not unless you like have something you've personally done to like they're like Leonardo DiCaprio's great in it, de Niro's average in it, Lilli Gladstone's great in it. There's some parts in it that are as weirdly sad as that movie
is. There's some parts of it that are kind of funny. The amount of stuff that they were able to get away with its kind of became like a thing. Leonardo DiCaprio playing a drunk guy is real funny. But it's yeah, it's it is long too, But you know I did. I didn't feel long to me. No, I liked it. I didn't, you know, don't watch it. I was gonna watch it again, but after watching Poor Things, you loved it because I was like, okay,
of the people scene. And I know, I know JJ's seen all these movies, but I didn't not seeing Nett Benning and nyaed or Sandra Holler an Anatomy of a Fall, or Carry Mulligan in Maestro. But I did see Lily Gladstone he kills the farm, and was like, okay, yeah, she's gonna win be the first Native American woman to ever win Best Actress. And then, as JJ told us on Friday, watch out Emma Stone's a lot of people talking about Emma Stone. Okay, so good buddy of mine,
Chris Wagner, I don't know if you get Okay. So Chris is a movie reviewer. I mean he reviews a lot of stuff he's a great writer. I think he works down in Houston for the Chronicle for many years. Yeah, for a long time, longtime Dallas guy. He posted this on Facebook. He goes I thought Lily Gladstone was really, really good in Flower Moon, but Stone's performance was the most original piece of acting I've seen in years. Thrilled and surprised that she won. You think that's a fair
assessment. I think that's spot on. Yeah, jj I Ha'd like to get your thoughts on that it was. I'm not gonna say I did scream in the theaters when they call her name, because I mean I was like, oh, they actually did it. I got anything they're gonna because you've hearn that Lily is the front runner. She took the I mean the war season was pretty even between the two, you know. I think Emma took it the last few like the Baptists and stuff. So it could have gone
either way. But another stat that somebody pointed out before I saw last night, before I went to bed was I think the studios screwed this over for Lily because she was only in Killers of the flower Moon for twenty six percent of the movie. Emma Stone was in the film ninety six percent of the film. Yeah, twenty six percent. I didn't. I knew it wasn't a lot, but that's very low. That is supporting actress. A Stone has sex more times than the percentage and Killers of the Moon Flower Moon how
many times? How many? It's a lot of sexyes. Literally more than ten Yeah, more than ten sec there's one with the I mean, she deserved the Oscar Kevin. But no, but here's the I mean why she's telling the story of a provocative young woman coming of age. Kevin. She was doing horring so but there's one sex scene. She is in bed and I'm gonna show you the guy that she's doing it with. What's he doing. He's swimming, he's playing football, he's crab walking. It looks like
that gorilla. You may have watched the video earlier. It was Yeah, it gets I'm I'm emma, she's incredible important things. I'm not gonna say that she wasn't. She was great in it. She should have won. She she should have won. But Lily, that's what I'm saying. Where the studio screwed up because they submitted Lily Gladstone to be lead actress when they should have put her in supporting and she probably would have won. So that's
the argument. And it sucks because Emma's gonna catch flak for this because you know, Lily Gladstone would have won. It would have you know, make history and you know the history behind you know, indigenous people in Hollywood. It would you know what I'm saying. So it sucks that Emma Stone's gonna catch flak for this. But she is very good impoorant things, and I thought, yes, as far as lead actions goes, she she should have
she's doing she do you think that is a factor. I mean, a part of her role was apparently to have a lot of sex, and that's not the easiest scene to shoot. I mean, if you want to talk about acting, that's a hard that's harder than most script stuff, especially if from what I understand, she's got the brain of a baby. Okay, So this is why I think it's deeper than that. I'm saying, that's pretty damn deep. If I read the script and I have to act to
do this. If that's the case, that Florence Peugh should have so many oscars right now, and that's the you know what I mean, Like it's more, I don't know what you mean. Did she have sex a baby, had a lot of sex on screen, and she's been naked quite a few times on skin. It's more to it than that. So look in the movie spoiled minor spoiler. This will not give away the movie minor spoiler of poor things she has uh Will Defoe is a crazy scientist guy kind of
and they performs a brain transplant on and Stone. There's way more to it than what I'm telling you, but performs a brain transplant on her, inserting the brain of her baby into her head. That's kind of given away. Well, yeah, a little bit. Well just watch it. It's long story short. She is developing, so you're seeing a grown woman starting at a young an infant age in her because her brain is a child's brain,
and she is developing through the stages of adulthood. So she's basically starting over. But she is a grown woman, so you're seeing her learning how to talk, how to walk, how to how to do all these things for the first time. Original it's it's it's a very good fit and and it's astounding, like to set everything about this movie, but it's so wild,
but like I said, I'm not arguing that she won. I thought she definitely should have took I mean any of those five honestly, but if I if you were to ask me, but now that somebody had broken down the percentage, the Apples should have submitted Lily. As far as supporting actress, I think that she was good and killers at the fire move. So whether they accepted it in act and act in the actress category, but they should have submitted her in supporting and for that now it looks like she got the
biggest snow by the night. There's a part in the movie where she's getting a little bit older, and they don't telegraphic for you. They don't show you the time passing by. You kind of figure it out on your own. Where she's at a table dinner, table by herself, she grabs cucumber or a large piece of fruit. Why hungry to learn what internal joy is? Explain the movie. It's one of her most daring roles for sure, and I don't think she's going to get any more daring than what she did
in this movie. I will quickly play the John mullaney clip and then we'll do some other stuff, Okay, I think I got it up right here? How the Oscar for achievement in sound? You know, for years movies didn't have sound, and then they figured it out. Some people say that the silent era was the golden era of film. These people are difficult and insane. What about that moment in Field of Dreams when we hear if you build it, he will come. And then Costner does it. He builds
a baseball field. Well, I guess he doesn't build it. He mows down corn and then there is a field and then he's like, I'm gonna watch Ghost play baseball. And the bank is like, you want to pay your mortgage and he's like, nah, I'm going to watch Ghost play baseball. And Danny finds James Earl Jones and he's like, people will come.
Ray he's the only one with a financial plan. But what's weird is Timothy Bussfield pushes little Gabby Hoffman off the bleachers and she falls down and she's unconscious. Then Burt Lancaster's Moonlight Graham and he comes up and he pats around the back a couple times and he's like hot dogs stuck in the throat, and
then he can't go back. In the game because I guess there's a rule in ghost baseball that if you leave the field at any point to become an elderly ghost and do the Heimlich maneuver, you can't return to the field. I love Field of Dreams. That should win Best Picture. What a mess. I loved it. I did too, because that's a ruling ghost of baseball. Is he a stand up Yeah? Yeah, that's his main thing? Uh yeah, kind of funny. Yeah, he's great. He wrote
on SNL for many years. But he is I mean, talk about somebody at the standard maybe fifteen years ago that might have gone to the bathroom for a toot. Yeah, fifteen trap five? Has it been that has only been that long that it's been making less than that? Wow? Okay, Yeah, So he struggled mightily within and he said, see you, pregnant wife, I'm gonna go hook up with Olivia mun Boy. Is he really
Yep? They're still together and wife actually all of his wife was pregnant time, but his uh, his old gal, Yeah, he's at Olivia Mount. They had a baby. His old gal is writing a book which feels like she's gonna like say some things and what's she gonna say that he hasn't already been trans I'm funny. His voice is kind of kind of incredible. Coming up next, what Mike's gonna hit you with the reliant spot you've been waiting for, plus MAVs, a little bit of MAVs we didn't get your
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