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Neighborhood Watch

Feb 23, 202423 min
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The nextdoor app is full of stories from your neighborhood, we collected some weird and wild ones in this edition of Neighborhood Watch

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You're listening to The Downbeat on ninety seven one the free Play, tuned for a NASCAR fantasy picks. No, No, that was af air. Yep, we're gonna bet. We're gonna bet Atlanta, Danny five, let's do it. It's your cool ass radio show, The down Beat On ninety seven on the Freak, Kevio and Mikey and Danny and JJ. JJ gave the movie Dune to a five Dumpling rating, the ultimate rarity, the rarest of all bird call sandwiches and she did it. And that comes out next Friday.

You know what comes out to the movies? You know what comes out today? I don't know if it's out yet or it's midnight tonight. The brand new season of Drive to Survive on Netflix. Nice. Yeah, I know, we're two weeks away from full swing. Two weeks away from full swing. If one season starts next weekend, damn hot. I have something that I want to read. I think JJ will take a particular interest in this. It's about Beyonce because she's gone country or whatever. I don't know.

Uh. They say Google searches for cowboy hats have increased by two hundred and thirteen percent. After Beyonce's Verizon commercial at the Super Bowl, Cowboy hats are one of the hottest items, and then Music Talkers also reports that searches for Cowboy boots and Bolo ties skyrocketed by almost two hundred percent and almost six hundred percent, respectively, following the release of Texas, Hold Them in sixteen Carriages, Beyonce's two new releases incredible. They're sort of cowboy related. So

get ready to see some Bolo ties more than you're used to. Dude, you're gonna have a little hat you probably already like. No, I'm Texas, I've always had those. I just had to put up you probably I was looking for an occasion where you probably camped out in a sleeping bag at a Schepler's the night of the Super Bowl. I w don't even know where to start. I wouldn't I can help that cowboy hat. I wouldn't even know. Dude, Let's do it. Let's get decked out like fully.

I'll pitch in to accessorize JJ with some wild ass fort worth stuff. I absolutely will pitch. I don't know about cowboy boots though, those like they hurt your most comfortable shoes you'll ever have no, I am not kidding. And he's from a tiny little Texas town where they've done this stuff. This looks so uncomfortable. Like break him in though, right, yeah, like yeah a little bit. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't take long. You don't have to break in a bolo. You look good on day one.

I have a follow up on something you guys were talking about earlier. I've been just I don't know why, but I've been fascinated how Tiger Woods son Charlie Yeah, shot a twelve on a par four. Yeah, you guys ever find out? No? Okay, So I do know a little bit of information. So he was there to qualify or potentially qualify to play the Monday qualifier, yes, for next week's okay, And he ended up shooting

an eighty four or something like that. But is it eighty six? So the big, the big weird number on its score card was a twelve on a par four. The only thing I could find is this, he didn't card any birdies. His round was primarily derailed by a few big numbers, two doubles and a twelve on the par four seventh hole. The only thing I can find out is it features water danger off both the tea and the approach, so he probably went ob and then double drinked it. Yeah,

on another's ob. I mean it made a three putted it he pumping them in the water. Man, I don't know what that green's like. It may be really difficult, and it's it's possible to oh, three or four putt that absolutely. Kevin four putted a hundred times, so it's not out of the realm of possibility that he may have never even gone out of bounds.

Yeah. True, But depending on how the hole is shaped. I mean, you could have water that you have to clear, and if you don't ever clear the water, you still have to essentially drop right in front of where you're standing. So yes, depends on like where the water is, because it's where the ball crosses land lasts. I'm still looking for a stroke by stroke right down as the seventh hole. Okay, we're gonna find

that before the end of the damn show. Okay, once again and once again, all right, it's time to talk about This is what something we do always every day we talk about local stuff. It's live local laughs here on the downbeat, wake up, We're we talk about things that happen in our neighborhood, your neighborhood, and we do it the Neighborhood Watch. When the world has never seemed so divisive, one radio show has taken it upon

themselves to help bring the Metroplex together. Before we can change the world, first we must better our neighborhoods. The downbeat is on the case. It's time for Neighborhood Watch. Yeah. I feel like that's the first time I've ever heard that. We definitely did it like a month ago, Kevin and I. Not having any recollection of that open is one thing, but you going palms up when it starts out. Oh, I knew we had it, but I didn't know if we like saved. It's like I was like,

I just didn't know. But we do the Neighborhood Watch two and four eight when seven seven eight seven one nine seven one got weird stuff happened in your neighborhood. I generally a lot of these things come from the next Door App, but I'm going to start with a listener, Andrew, who sent me an email. Now he said, Uh, Kevin, I love the next Door App segment. I live in paren Unfortunately no one out here uses the next Door app. But they do overuse the Facebook groups in the community

so or the Facebook group community or whatever. So he has sent me a couple and I'm gonna read one of these on the air for you guys. This is from Jessica. Has anyone had things come up missing like cats, chickens, dogs? We had one kitten. All that was left is the skin of the kitten's nose and cheeks and half a jaw. We keep finding dead chickens skin add drug around. My brother had been out a few times with Kyote calls to see and he hasn't seen much but rabbits. And that's

the grammar she chose. And how that went. You see dead animals run your neighborhoods, I mean nothing other than you know, the occasional dead dog or cat that's on a busy stretch of road like Ferguson or Garland Road. But yes, my neighborhood is littered with flat squirrels that couldn't make up their effing minds flat and squirrels. Yeah, tons of squirrels in the streets for sure, I absolutely. I mean not this is not unique to me. But when I'm especially in a highway, I mean, if you see it

on residential it's way worse. But when you see a puppy dog that got sent to heaven, even on a highway, I always do the the cat I'm not okay with, but I'm less impacted by the flat cat than the flat dog. Start to tell the cat to just almost the size of may I speak to something that happened in my neighborhood just two mornings ago, and I can't believe I didn't bring this on the air the neighborhood. My routine in the morning is to wake up. First thing I do is go into

the laundry room, get Geraldine's food and feed her. She eats, and then I will let her out back to do her morning potty ritual. As I walk to the back screen door, which I typically it's I think it was unlocked. I see through the glass door no less than twelve feet in front of me the biggest possum that I've seen in that neighborhood, and it's just sitting there. Geraldine locks onto the possum, and before I can reach the door to make sure she doesn't get out, she pushes the door open

and goes straight for it. Here I am at four point thirty in the morning and I am yelling no, no, no, no, no like that. Who knows what the neighbors were thinking. It probably woke up my next door neighbors and they're thinking, what is going on over there? And she goes up to it and stops. The possum freezes, bears its teeth and is just sitting there, completely frozen, but its teeth are exposed.

Geraldine is ready to pounce, and because I yelled no, she just goes right up to it, two inches from it and just kind of sniffs a few times. And I'm just like going, get away, get away, and I'm waiting for this possum to just bite her, yeah, and she

finally just backs off. She went up and snipped it like it was another dog or a cat, wasn't aggressive with it, didn't try to hurt it, and she walked away from it. And then the little posse, with absolutely no sense of urgency, just kind of struts, struts out of there and just climbs the truth message scent. Yeah, I think your possum is now the animal king of your neighborhood. There's no doubt. Because the last thing I wanted to do before coming into work was clean up a bloody white

pit bull because she's got bit by a damn possum. Oh yeah, and who knows with any animal bite if they have some type of you got to go to the vet. Jack and the stuff that those those posse's carry around in their mouth, the germs and bacteria and herpesant speaking of STD, I mean Geraldine would have to disclose that to future partners. This came from robald On. This is on my next door app, so we're assuming the Richardson

area. Okay, let me just say that sometimes that leaks into North Dallas, Addison, Plano, Garland Robald This girl gave me HIV and she knew before we had sex. She had it. She's new to Texas. Cali girls don't care. And he just posted a close up picture of her face. Oh let me see, let me see if it's worth. It wouldn't let me, it wouldn't let me pull it in. Oh man, I know right, I was trying to copy it into the to the doc for you guys, I mean Sydney. Yeah, I'm sure we'd all roll the

dice. It was not Sydney Sweeney. She did not. It really wasn't like but what a wild thing to post though on next door app nuts, but I think he was putting out it a warning. I guess it is very strange, but it sucks California girls don't care. I found the post that the subject line says, bitch gave me aids. Yeah, a lot of that going on people next start is really it's become a place where people want to just tell people what's going on in their life, especially when it

comes to sex. Is there a lot of neighborhood sex. I don't think, I mean more than zero. Maybe put the dog walking and I guess, you know, like up in light farms. I know it's just like the villages in Florida. Do you mean where Ben lives. I don't know. They have sex parties all the time. Are you talking about like just random meeting a gallop walking your dog for the pups? I mean, I think Ben. I think Ben I was telling you some story. But they

had like a balloon game that they had to play. It is like couples and it's like if you pop the balloon, something happens. You don't pop the blue. Yeah, I think if you live place like that, like neighborhood parties, I think there is this long underlying tension, sexual tension, I would amongst other households. I think that's a thing. I don't live in that kind of neighborhood. I don't know. I don't hang out with any of my neighbors except for Sylvia, who's cool as hell, but she

is seventy. Okay, So there are more swingers. Isn't the word? But more people? I mean, maybe it is, but if you don't do it a lot, but you're there are more swingers around us than we know. Let's put it that way. And maybe that's not what they're known as swingers, but they swing here and there and in the radio industry, I can tell you that. Really, I know that write down the names start a penis again. Maybe they should put Kevin's artwork on the moon.

Yeah, tape that to the leg of the lunar landing module, Kevin's downbeat run sheet with a dog on the other side of it. Really yeah, Okay? And more, I think I think swinger is just like a wild turn, Like that's an old ass term. Okay, couples that got I would say, open relationships is far more I don't know, not polygamy, open relationships there you go. I'm in polyamory, not polygamy. But I don't know about you think orgies and sex parties are I don't. I think

orgies and swingers kind of intertwine difference when we had an open relationship. Open relationship just mean that every y'all are seeing other people. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, the swingers, it's like you swap. It's like I'm gonna hang out with your wife and you can hang out with mine. And the orgy is when all of the couples are in one room and there's a leg over here and a boob over there. I don't think that happens that often. I mean more than No, it doesn't, not that often,

but more than we even think it happens. I think it does. Weird, I know, but you speak Kevin's I think you can decipher I do. We're nasty people, are right. I don't even think so. He's a nasty bit. Just animals. We are animals, that's true. Ahead bed cobbler, Danny sent a bunch in keeping bed cobblers in business. This is just pick a couple that you like. This is my favorite one from

Danny. This is from less. Are there any Canasta players interested in meeting on March first at two PM's like, look, the game is locked in, the game is locked in. We're playing Canasta the next Friday. Then we're headed off to the Olivia Rodrigo concert. And Randy bailed in one spot cast and canst the whole thing thing I know at one time one pm, two pm for Canasta. I've never played. You know what? I should have just replied and shown up. How do you play? And what are

the rules of this little rule pamphlet? Vonica Rights? I have boxes and boxes of large, extra large, a large and extra large adult diapers. Does anyone know where I can donate them or have someone that needs them? I'm getting rid of all of them. Please take them off my hands. Well, if you listen to the first segment today, I could probably use a few here, throw them in the yard. On the same token from Alison again, this is my next door app over and Richardson. Anyone know

or I could donate open boxes of sanitary pads and tampons. They're basically full, so feel terrible throwing them out, and they're expensive. No idea what to do with them other than keep storing them is anyone gonna take the adult divers thing that can actually see. Yeah, you're not gonna take tampons from someone else, are you. Well, it's quite clear if they're new and sealed keeping away SEMPO this a loose handful. But if they're refurbished, new to you, Yeah, new to you. Do you have a call?

JJ? We had someone went in whom I had a problem, So continue the neighborhood watch on the phone. Hi, what's going on? Hey? What's going on? Gud? Hello, Mike and Grapevine? How you doing? I'm good man. How are y'all? They're good? Brother? You get something we need to know about? Yeah? Man? So, uh, you know I live over here in Grapevine and the cul defect we live in Basically there's about two or three cops in live there, and uh,

we're all have each other's tech phone numbers went away. There was a mass text sent out. Apparently one of the homeowners, this gentleman UH left the country and basically was running an Airbnb out of his house, and so, being the police officer they are, they shut that down, got south Lake involved, and UH sent a worn out for his arrest and stuff. Man, crazy, are you allowed to run an airbnb. Some neighborhoods are not.

I guess, okay, no, it's because it's uh, it's uh it has to do something with like uh a grandfather clause as far as like when the neighborhood was built and stuff like that. So yeah, it was crazy, man. Everybody was up in arms. And my wife was like, no, no, wonder I see this house down there and cars like coming in and out and people and stuff like that. So yeah, man, they they cranked out on that real quick. Go ahead, no ahead.

People cannot handle incontinuity in their neighborhoods. One car that just looks like it doesn't need to be there, and they call the cops. Well, there's there's a little things you can do too, like report it to Oh, by the way, thank you for your time, Mike, Appreciate it. Always love you. Doc. Uh, there's a you can report it

to the city and a city inspector can come handle it. No, don't bother the police with like a car there, you know if it's just like if it is there for six months and hasn't moved though, I mean when I always wonder, like, so there are strangers in our neighborhood. What are we going to do? The perfect place to dump a car if you needed to, would be in a neighborhood out of the middle of nowhere. Is suspicious. There's a van parked by my house, minivan with the two

front wheels off. I think things about you know what the rules are different in oak Cliff. Yeah, no, very much. So it's a little wilder out there. Yeah, Kevin, you skimmed over a couples, the one from yours from Lorraine. No, no, no, I want to

hit Dale's. Dale has an item up to offer for free free color toilet seat for round bowl toilet, white soft closing, not used much on curb, in a bag and then he kisses a dress dude that's given put it in a bag, a toilet seat that hasn't been used much, and it's on his curb, and you know what, You're welcome to it. There's no way it's still there. You ever seen like a toilet that has a

misfitting toilet cup bowl seat? Thank you? Like at a bar usually I don't know, go buy a new toilet seat and they get the wrong size or the cheapest one, and like the bowl is wider than the seed. It makes me so happy. I guarantee that's what he did. It's such a dive bar move too. Yeah, it is ill fitting toilet seat and bowl. Have you guys heard a song from the local band Sweet Potato and the Poonhounds Curbside Cocaine Disco Toilet no fresh play? JJ? Would do you

want to hear it? Yeah? After all that Curbside Cocaine Disco Toilet by our local band. Uh you Danny, you've probably toured with them a little better. Maybe you'll played some gigs man Kevin. This is the first that anybody Potato and the Poonhounds. This is the first that anybody has ever heard his song. JJ, will you creak me up? Hey? JJ? Want to make my audio up for quick SARTs? Your stick phone calls, we go holding them back to multitude of the floor. Your life was finally

taken, and all the line is can't you a shadow? Slowly close and now you'll think it's nice? Man? Right down on your jeams, your hopes cup down and use toolgeously? Did you sudden this day? Don't Jesus fake hustiness sunk you pull your service? Please a waight up by stop cut second time, standstill, wait and bust the tesh mass Did you run that curb? Suck? Okay, just start to the suck. Okay, just stop joying what you see. Okay, Okay, that's something you guys never

heard. Curbs out. Okay, toilet, I didn't know Scuba Steve had such a good falsetto. That was sweet potato in the Poorhounds. Man. Ruin Alias is a band. You should know this, mister Exotica. Yeah, one more, one more from Lorraine. This is on Danny's so I almost forgot to post this. Okay, there's a no, that's fine. There's a pizza Pizza by Rancho on Buckner in Pleasant Grove. I was there about five pm. We're in line getting pizza. This man walked up to

my eleven year old daughter and squeeze her. But I was so mad. I went off on him and followed him and followed him to the to the new shoe store that that by CCS. He works there, and I told his bosson reported him. I misread that. I read that as she threw a shoe at him. But no, Sam was great. Yeah, so Lorraine's at a CCS. Her eleven year old daughter gets squeezed by a man and she chases him into a shoe store. This is all next door man.

Does anyone know whether there's two helicopters flying over Buckner Terrace. It's been going on for a little while now. Oh I don't know, Caitlin, I'm not a helicopter expert. Gina writes, never will I ever go back to Red Lobster. It's gone from bad to worst. And five freezing cold emojis to the owners of the white truck that's in the field behind Plantation Drive. They're trying to steal your tires already got one from Rebecca. That's a

live update. Yeah, just crazy. This what's weird? This is from Anna. I need recommendations on where to buy red beans and rice. Already prepared enough for ten people. Thanks, and the comments are probably more interaction than we'll ever get. Bill to go post about the show on the next door aut Dude, do it right now, here's Bill. I stopped going to the Castle Indo Chilies a long time ago because of poor food and service. Does anyone know if things have improved? Somebody was jones in for some

chilies. Somebody was jonesing for an old timer with cheese, and we want to test the waters and see if things have gotten any better. That's awesome. Well next door is ridiculous. It's the time and date of this Canasta game two pm next Friday, yeredy okay, got it. Let me get in on that with less. I'm open less love less? Well do you a neighborhood watch sometime in March? Coming up next, Danny is winter over?

Is the Inwood Theater in Big, Big Trouble. Those questions and so many more will be answered in the news coming up next,

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