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Most Important Thing in the World

Mar 15, 202425 min
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You can't get PornHub in Texas anymore, OH NO! The Downbeat has some solutions

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The downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak. We got some theater follow up, mister mid Steve. Oh yeah, so definitely did theater. The girt well, the teachers let you do massage circles with hot theater chicks, and I hadn't thought of that in a long time. Remember, massage circles. I just tell you, Steve's upbringing was way different than mine and Danny's. What was it? Yeah, what do you mean? Is he

Dallas or is he Steve was a wild child. But you never had massage circles where you all have a circle and rubbed the person's shoulders in front of you and then it's a circle. That's a salt dude, we did that in theater. Okay, we should have done theater, Danny, with that, the four of us could do a massage circle right now. It sounds great. It does sound nice rubbing JJ's shoulders. JJ's rubbing Kevin's shoulders. Kevin's rubin dating shoulders, days, rub my shoulders. Guess what, We're

all getting massaged and it feels nice for everyone. What's the purpose of that theater? JJ's making stink face right now, you're building spree decorps. Yeah, you're you're you're getting everyone out of their comfort zones because you have to open up on stage to to play another person. Yes, yeah, so by attacking each other's a rogen zones. It's not a rogenist, dude. And then what does massage mean? I think Christina say, wouldn't mind us doing a freak play? Oh my god? And then nice like what a

fun idea? Yeah, and then anywhere Texas Theater would definitely host it. We definitely get twenty people there to a freak play. Yeah, that's the thing about any idea right now. Yeah, let's just keep our head down, keep working hard. Yeah yeah, yeah, we're not gonna buy a new curtain, all right, Alice Alice Tim from the Polyphonic Spree, if he can hook us up with one of his old fabrics that they got, some old fabric we hate. Oh, let's hit it. Yeah yeah,

let's do it. Yeah. Oh boy, wake up, you little sleepyhead. It's time to get your stupid ass out of bed. To you about the most important thing. And there you look at it, amber elat thing you Oh god, the hey Danny, the text machine, the text machine read it. If it's good Okay, somebody that has a connection to a church in Knox City sent a photograph of the sign in front of this church.

And as you zoom in on it, for at the first glance, it's it's it's a it's a depiction or a painting of Jesus on a wooden sailboat kind of traversing the raging seas, and he's got his hand out in front of him guiding, guiding something, and it's got some passengers in it. And next to the this painting is you know, like a a sign that says when people bring up your past, tell them Jesus drop the charges.

And as you zoom in on this this boat, the passengers appear to be I don't know, just like regular people from all walks of life, various uh, opposite sexes and different races. But on the right side of the boat there are three people appears to be an Asian woman, an African American woman, and then an African American man. And if you zoom in on the African American man, it's a young tiger Woods's black Nike has word a black Nike hat and he's in the boat looking around beautiful. What the

hell they there. That's so good. That's the greatest thing I've ever seen. That's amazing. Little small town church life. Dude, Wow, that's amazing. It's crazy. Someone said, we can do diamond teeth as I'll start working on those, cribbed very popular, most important thing in the world. I took a nap yesterday and I woke up to a frantic call from someone who I won't reveal. Oh, I know who it was. Sa I'm talking about it on the air yesterday. Wake up, wake up,

wake up now. I'm like, what, what? Where's the fire? And this person said, they shut down all the porn sites in Texas. And much like when the Undertaker looks like he's down and out and then only at the waist he springs to a ninety degree angle and his eyes get wide, that was me in bed, and I jumped into action. And I'm working on this. I'm fixing it. And by midnight tonight, I think this should be resolved. Rest easy, horny friends, take kin pecks and

you heard it's a challenge. I didn't know anything about this man, but apparently it's for sure. Porn Hub and Red Tube are down and out. Yeah, in Texas. In Texas, and it's basically because a judge upheld the law that requires porn sites to verify users age before allowing them access to their platforms. So Pornhub's pulling out. It's Kevin. Uh yeah. So if you go on tho sites now there's a big Both of them have a long message, a little bit snarkily worded pornograph the win about how you can't

get on the sites and how there's you know, some legal wrangling. I think it all does go back to a nineteen sixty eight ruling because that applies to now nowadays nineteen sixty eight US Supreme Court decision preventing the sale of obscene materials to minors. And there's a lot of weird gray and all this because sure, you don't need a kid strutting in there and buying a penthouse or whatever. So that's what the Supreme Court law is rooted in, and then

they have now applied it to online poorn. It's you out here on that is it just me? I'm sorry, no, I heard a humming, but it's gone now. It's without knowing the full scope of the details of what this means, because usually when people get up in arms about something like this. It's because they think that other rights are going to be infringed upon. It's kind of hard to have a huge problem with this. My ears and mind are both open to understanding why this is bad. But the Internet.

I don't understand why the Internet has it's been It used to really be the wild West. But don't we Isn't it so widely accepted and universally an essential part of our day to day lives now It's kind of just baked into who we are. Isn't it subject to the same types of regulation as our analog world that we live in. I don't know. I'm just kind of throwing that out there. Oh you don't hear my thought? Yeah I do. Ken Paxton is involved in how much stuff? Right now? Okay,

let's not what about ism. Let's talk about the issue at hand. I mean, I'm just just know this is political maneuvering is what this is. I don't doubt that at all. But I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about what's really wrong with this? Why is this a bad thing? If you're not over eighteen, well, you can't go to an r rate or seventeen. You can't go to an R rated film. You can't go into the little room in the back of the mom and pop video store unless

you're eighteen. You can't buy a damn Playboy unless you're eighteen. But you should be able to see everything under the sun that anybody could imagine that involves naked people. If you're twelve, without any any line of defense or any obstacle, They're going to get to it anyways, though, is the problem. Okay, yeah, and great, guess what. You know what my method to obtain dirty magazines at the Stop and Go on Garland Road and brand

was before I was eighteen. Steal them and it worked. Or steal them from your cousins. Yes, of course steal Now you just go find another side though, Like look, I get it, I get it. I'm just asking the question is why is this so bad? And I just want people to tell me how is this something that people are worried will affect other things? Oh, you take away our machine guns and they're coming for your

handguns. You know that kind of argument that if you allow one amount of government legislation, then it's going to start the Domindo start to fall, and then they're infiltrating our lives and our liberties and all of that stuff. I just don't know. This is terrible, And there are some porn sites that great. Yeah, it's a real not a great line of defense. But you have to click to agree that you're eighteen before you know you enter them.

But there's a line between that, which I obviously have clicked verify eighteen. I guess what you're old enough to do that. But there's a line between that and having to put in your name and log in and age verification and whatever. That feels like a big leap. But it only feels that way because what we've had since the inception of the Internet. I mean, I somewhat jokingly, I've told you before. Me and my friend Matt went to the base the BX or PX whatever it was called on the base in

the Air Force, and I bought web TV. Yeah, my first Internet I ever had the PX, the PX but it's BX. I think it's BX and the Air Force. I don't know, there's different and plugged it in. Took an hour and got excited and finally the search bar popped up and I wrote porn enter That was your first ever Internet search? Was porn? And my friend Matt was there doing it to make him laugh Partially. I don't know. Maybe if I was alone, I would have put sports

or history. No, but sports porn. We've had it for so long. That's why this feels sort of shocking now. The truth is, I don't even who pornhub come on, what do you call it? The mainstream side the it's the McDonald's or the Coca Cola or the M and m's of porno. In this scenario, I did quickly search a few other options, and they're up and running totally fun. Porn hubbin read Tube are the ones that which I never even make is my default. Now. Sometimes you'll take

a porn journey. Okay, now that's dangerous, and you don't know where you end up. You know, you're just standing there at the edge of town. Tumblewee goes by, How did I get here? Then you get mister Norton popping up and telling you, hey, now, well that's a stop found some bugs. Once you hit a big stop sign like that, you know to turn back. But a porn journey can take you to a lot of places, so I've been. Sometimes you can't turn back, Mike.

Sometimes you just have to uh travel the open road to a totally different town. Maybe so far it will work, but it's a fair question of if it should be freely and instantly accessible to absolutely everyone. But also every time you say the children, the children, the kids, I mean yes, when you said twelve year old, very different story than a sixteen or seventeen year old. Yes, who's you know? These sites aren't reliant,

These sites are not promoting themselves to kids that they're just there. The problem with all this is when it's something that's grandstanding and it's more of that than anything else. Can we just work in reality here? It's there, The Internet's insane, and it's too late to go back, So we should operate knowing that that is the case, and kids are way better than we are.

Like VPNs, you know, I don't even really know how they were how to do it, but I from what I understand, I mean, if you're sixteen, you're probably a little whiz on a VPN that pings your server off of whatever state you need it to be in or whatever country for the purpose of gambling or whatever. Yeah, the fifteen or sixteen year old dude that sees this story and tries to go to Pornhub and can't get in. Just laughs, like, okay, look on the internet, and Kevin

on some level is right that it is. It is grand standing for votes and re elections. I mean to make the statement we save the children. I it's him trying to stay in the news in a different way than he's been over the last few months. He's been in all kinds of legal limbrolios.

And look, the wildest thing about Ken Paxton is when you look at him, he's definitely got a crazy ad that goes over here, which is fine, but that he's got gm AUDI I but you know, big big Time will go to the Christian thing and he'll play that real hardcore while he just had a wild affair and then a whole thing that I mean, dude,

he got. He ended up not getting impeached. I believe. I think he was vice voted to be impeached, but he wasn't because he had paid this guy a bunch of money who was donating to his campaign and got like house updates and things like that, redid my kitchen? Hey, kid, Paxton's a nut job. Well I should be careful. I've said that about a few political figures this week though, and I should be careful with that. Do you want to hear the news talk about this though, because

it's great? Absolutely. Now let's go to Houston, right There is a standoff between the state of Texas and the online pornographic website porn Hub. The website is now blocking Texans from getting their content due to a new age verification law. Our Gauge Golden breaks down what's inside the law and what it means for you. Okay, did they need to do? They need the pre

roll Gauge Golden here with the report. It's a sound synonymous with sex Pornhub branding their content as a community when the Texans are now left out of. I don't really watch that much porn, Okay, liar, I don't. I don't really watch that that much porn. Committy qualified clip here and there double qualified. Basically, you eliminate a couple of words. The guy just said, I watched porn strike a couple of words there, best foods. The truth lies under I left out of. And I don't really want that

much porn. What Pornhub and their sister companies are doing might not impact you. I personally don't use the website, so it wouldn't really affect me, but the buyer. Hi, guys, stop running from it. It's okay, but the bigger story might Pornhub isn't putting Texas in time out for fun, but rather to make a point. Their website spells it out. Pornhub is protesting the Texas law requiring any pornographic website to verify the age of anyone

logging on right now, lawmakers push the burden. I see exactly what you're saying, Danny, and I do like that's really shouldn't be that big of a deal. Age yourfication. Fine, but at least the just the click, because what is the who's the click? Everything? A check? Enter your birthday right now? We were all born on January first, nineteen hundred, Eric, I mean time, no one's really following through, right And those numbers at all? Are they? Email for Happy one hundred and twenty

fourth birthday. Thank you for being a value on portn websites. Meanwhile, Pornhub says they shouldn't be checking ages. Instead, it should be the device the person is using, their phone, computer, or tablet. Pornhub's parent companies saying giving an ID card every time you want to log on. Just simply isn't the answer. I think it definitely more on the website compared to

the device. The bigger question, though, is a lot like this in overreach from state government or is it needed to help keep kids safe from sexual content? I think that is a hard one. Do you want to WHOA don't say a hard one. Okay, let's see how they handled it over here New at ten, people living in Texas can no longer access videos on porn Hub, the popular adult entertainment website, cut off access to the state

over an objection to its age verification law. When you try to log into the site, the site explains its decision to completely disable access to Texas. It also slammed the lawn question as ineffective, hazardous, and dangerous health built eleven eighty one which went into it. Okay, it's enough. It's just funny to hear news people say it. Oh no, now legitimate reporters and

anchors having to say the words porn and hub with the prompter. I thought a lot of people on the internet, who are, you know, making jokes and being in or maybe there were people who are really outraged about it. Maybe really out of themselves as simps, because if you don't know that, there's about one hundred different places you can go for this, No, a thousand, a million different places you can go for what you need there.

As someone pointed out yesterday, I was listening to Been a skin Show when this dropped yesterday and Steve was breaking that news as that was going down, and I was like, think someone mentioned like you or you could just go to Reddit and search for whatever you want, because you can. It's all there. Hell, Twitter now yep shows it all. Whatever you do. Don't go to Reddit, NSFW gift, don't do that. Do not do that, especially don't start your journey there, especially if you are at

W don't do that. Now Here on the downbeat, I wanted to give everyone another option if you're struggling. Yesterday I didn't nowhere to go. We definitely have this for you. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah, take it. Oh man, here I go. Okay. I can't believe someone recorded you too and your weekend trst real audio of you two having sex with each other. So for those of you that are frustrated with your lack of ability to access these these adult sites, there's some audio that maybe can

help assist you with your endeavors this morning. If you can't find a picture of someone nude, just use the audience. Listen to me and Kevin. Yeah, the big finish strange ending. So companies can get blasted for ten k a day if they don't. That's why you You Porn and Red Tube are adhering to this porn p Yeah what I say you porn? I think they're up and running. Yeah, porn is up and run. You Porn's fine, X videos is good, X Hamster, I checked it. We're

fine X and XX still there. E Porner, good to go, h Q Porner, No sweat, don't stop big your porn spank bang, porn track's good. Porn go you J you J. They're all fine. Four Tube porn tube, porn dig. Why are they just singling out these two porn hat porn hat those two made the decision because yeah, they're the ones who Oh, they're the ones who are like, that's messed up Texas. Okay, I thought that this was an actual like we our government are like

Texas government's blocking our ability to get to them. This is them saying, hey, if you guys are going to do this, then you know what can't have us. They're trying to do this in Oklahoma. They're trying to get the pastor where you can't get there. I think that's the danger that one thing would lead to another. There No, I understand that too. I can see where there would be an argument for that. I just don't understand fully comprehend all the details on how how do you get to that place?

There's so much noise though, if you just mentioned porn and then attach a headline to it, who Yeah, that is a juicy topic. Hey, I just looked up the percentage of women that watch porn. What do you think? The internet? What do you think? Okay, how many admitted to this is have viewed pornography at least one time in twelve months. What do you think the according to survey probably for we have male and female percentage a male one hundred. Well I know the truth, but I'm saying,

what do you think? The survey says male ninety eighty eight percent for men forty eight for women. This says sixty six for men. Okay, so a third of you, a third of men or liars? Then a third of men are of polser that means dandy. One of us three in hero liars. No, we're all liars, just not about this, hey us, stop lying. It says thirty nine percent of female part here, you know pornography at least one time in the year. I'm sorry, and at least one time? What do you mean one time? Get at it?

It's like the old run Washington cocaine thing. Yeah, exactly, No I did. I just tried it one time and I got caught week one day, and then I've been strong for the other three sixty four. Okay, Now I manage the angels. Bump both love it levels. Oh, I thought that was a euphemism for dealing with your porn addiction, that I'm managing the angels. So I'm like, that's beautiful. It is the devils. I'm not watching porno. I'm managing the angels. That's strange. I'm

shepherding the angels with pastor Mike Trout. There is something to the insanity that is freely available in ten seconds, and it changes sexual behavior in America, in the world, and it has changed and the expectations of people. Oh my god, and porn addiction is think different topice. These people are all supposed to do all this and that's normal, that's weird. Addiction is real.

Porn addiction is a problem. It's probably past alcohol. I bet it's past tobacco, and I bet porn addiction is like the number one thing we're addicted to. That is interesting and it's generally not discussed. No, what did you say? What was your stat the other day when we were talking about the Internet, that the Internet thirty percent of the Internet is used for porn. Yeah, or something like that. I think it was thirty percent of Internet traffic. Traffic is porn. God, that's amazing. I kind

of believe it too. Yeah, I think, well, there it is. If there's any updates on it, we'll let you know. But coming up next we need to do a little bit of supports. You mean, there's some wild NFL rule changes that have been submitted. Plus the MAVs went deep into the night last night next to ninety seven one, the free

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