You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven one the Freak. Wake up, your little sleepy head, it's time to get your stupid ass out of bed. To you about the most importing thing in the most important thing in you, the we're sending so nine thirty. We're gonna work on this all morning. We're sending the perfect TikTok out. All right, we're at at ninety
seven one the Freak. Yeah, I guess, okay, all right, I just went on Google looked up asked ai tips for the perfect TikTok for a food TikTok, and they're like, except one, the quick and easy recipe. We're not really gonna do that. Wait, no, it should be well, we're not. We're not making the food that we're gonna get. And I was just thinking the place we're getting food from, which we'll reveal during the food court at nine o'clock when we sample items brand new,
this is this, I mean, you might figure it out. This is the second one in the United States of America. There's nine more opening this year in Texas, and if things go well for them, we're talking thousands in the United States. Yeah, we're at the forefront yeah, consequently millions. We're at the forefront of this. This will be people's first look at this food and one of the first tiktoks. Really quick reviewing it. This has got everything we need to be one of the biggest tiktoks of all time.
Yeah, today's the day our life changes. We already got the song picked out and I have AI tips. This says lighting is important. All of them say sound. Upbeat music or catchy sound effects could grab attention. Okay, where is your pencil when I'm reading this? What's more upbeat than like, Yeah, it's a really good tune. I think I think we're happy with the tune, but I'm willing to listen. We got a couple hours lighting. I mean it's gonna be flickering lines. Then it says text
overlays. Okay, and that's what On the potato there was a text overlay. It said potato, right, potatoes, potatoes potatoes. It says use short text overlays to add instructions. Jokes are trivia related to the food. Okay, so we should probably start get a joke. Okay. We have time editing, even basic editing with cuts and transitions can make your make your
video more dynamic. Include relevant hashtags. Okay, like we've covered that, hashtag food, TikTok all the tag TikTok, hashtag recipe, hashtag cooking always, hashtag news, hashtag sports, hashtag df W. Yeah, hashtag but do hashtag USA because we don't want this thing just limited. We could get everybody in DFW to look at this thing, and that's I'm still gonna be
unhappy. Hashtag Trump, hashtag Biden. We're going bigger than that. What was the second I've got food, TikTok cooking and what was the other one? Hashtag recipe, recipe, doesn't matter, doesn't matter. We're following as instructions. It says, look at trending food videos and TikTok for inspiration. See what kind of content gets engagement, and put your own spin on it. That's the thing we don't want to copy. No, no, we're not. That's why we don't want to pick the most popular TikTok song in
the world right now. I don't know, though, Maybe we're going to make this song hit the list because of our perfect TikTok posts. I say it's a bold move, but well we're bold. We're bold guys. Look, I didn't get as far as I have in this world by not taking risks. Kevin, look where he is now? Stop thirty right here, it's thirty. Most importantly, have fun, let your personality shine through. That's nothing wor INDI. So they were they having fun and letting their personality
shine when they took a picture of a bowl of chocolate covered strawberries. Look, sometimes accidents happen for good. Yeah, that was one of them. Beautiful. You know what? Okay, I'm fed up. I'm half headed up to here at someone say what's on my mind? Here? Guy out s Hourday're not live? Does fake Trump? What's he do? Walks around doing videos? Scooby Doo doesn't do right, Danny does a litany of impressions.
Let's get Danny walking around a park on a nice sunny day, walking around the parking garage, whatever doing, Elmer Fudd doing his fake Jackie Gleason doing his fake coach Todd Bowle, all the ones that are on the list, you're Jackie Gleason? Could it cooks? Elmer Fudd is one that I think you don't get any food preference cook cooking? What would Elmer Fudd think about what's Elmer Fudd's favorite food. We all know it's wabbit. Okay, he didn't do it in the voice. I know you doing double on it,
but that's the key, Like that is a way for Danny. Oh, there you go. What boaised wabbitisbit based webbit? Okay, I can't, I can't. All right, if this doesn't work, we'll go to that point. We'll go to that. That's why this is gonna work. Playing b is always Danny walking around doing impressions. We're gold boased rabbit. If this TikTok doesn't get two hundred and fifty thousand spins tomorrow morning, we lash Kevin with an asparagus. Yeah. Last week it's a guy. He's
that radio guy. He doesn't he doesn't fake it, doesn't fake Bridy danger Fields. Yeah, dude, you watch this. This guy's classic. Watch him do Ted Copple. Dude, Danny does it? Oh? Also, any Australian man you do Kevin's from the office. Can we move on? I'm not gonna sit he and do mid impressions on demand on TikTok, not on radio. Now, this is like you're looking at me perform bad impression? Monkey do you're a Trevon Diggs. What is that? I don't know.
We have a list of thirty Dingo's characters. Last day, after the show, he was doing his fake Osi for everyone. That was kind of weird. During the show break turned on stopped it would all he's not far from Elmer Fudd and then if then we'll do He'll do his Popeye, which is a classic. Oh that is a classic. Dude, Look he knows it. He's like, all right, fine, My Popey's actually were pretty good. It's not it's not just say Bray's Rabbit as Popeye. What oh,
come on, I don't know how come braize Rabbit? Ellen, Okay, what is he doing? Just want to do Elvis one time? Do Elvis wanted to praise Rabbit? Elvis Silla. I just want to trash some of the brain's Rabbit. Me and the Colonel have been talking and I need more Brae. He's Rabbit a star. That's not Elvis. That's not almost as Danny and Almas died sixteenth. It was a terrible day. I cried video of it on TikTok. Yeah, I like this. I think we've
mapped out a good plan today. So food first asparagus lashings and then the Danny Planet. Yeah, well the lastings can come after. It can be more of a late in the day kicks off, hopefully one of us. One of us ordered the braised rabbit breakfast sandwich today from our spot. Yes, well that spot you will be uh unveiled at nine most important thing in the world is and by the way, with sports at seven, boy, the Cowboys has turned into the redheaded step child of our four local teams.
The Stars are on a five game win streak. The MAVs Night opening day tomorrow. We got a loaded sports segment coming up. But I do want to talk about this real quick because I don't know. I get the app too, that the jack pocket app Every once in a while you go get a buy a little two dollars quick pick. You know. Well, the Mega Millions was up to one point one three billion dollars billion. It was up so high that on the billboards around town to advertise it, they had
to put an extra piece of cardboard out on the side. He just said nine hundred ninety nine million. I like when that happens, He said, gone up too high. I meanwhile, Power Bowl beside, it's like, hey, broh them, it's seven twenty four, nothing to sneeze at. Why couldn't they just put one point two because it says permanently million, it doesn't say billion. I bet that's why, Like that's painted on there. They can't adjust that. Is it digital adjustment or by hand board? It
feels like by hand. It doesn't seem like it's digital inefficient. But they're not sending someone up there every day to do that, are they. Well, it's the Texas Lottery. They have money, so maybe I don't know. Well, it's not the Texas Lottery though, that's Mega mega. There's
too many. And I like this and I've gotten over my jack popped and the apps are you can put a lotter on your phone and I do like it, but I was doing it after whatever, like a year ago we had the crazy Yeah one and everyone did it and you downloaded the app, you got kind of addicted to it a little bit. Yeah. Then I started just kind of I don't know, pick three and you know whatever, it'll send me the email if I'm rich, and I never get the email.
But I feel like the lottery system is sort of like soccer. I agree, like there's just a lot of leagues. I don't know. Tell me when the big one's going on. Yeah, and I'm gonna watch the biggin mega millions and Power mega millions, then the state ones versus the national I don't know where all the lines are. Just let me know when the big game is. Yeah. That app can be a little confusing with that
part of it, for sure. Like I'm growing up, it was the five that they'd show at nine fifty nine right before the news, or they'd show it at ten to eleven in the first break of the news. They'd give you the pick three as well, that Nana was addicted to one point one to three billion. The six numbers seven, oh, eleven, okay, eleven's one of mine. Thirteen, twenty two, No, twenty nine, thirty eight, No, the megaball four right far. You probably play
four, don't you. I don't play four. I usually do three for Dell. Yeah, well obviously you do. We all do three for Dale. Happens to hold up the number. Every person in America plays three. So one person in New Jersey got it, Yeah, I got it. One ticket, don't a where but one matching ticket in New Jersey. Now, I don't know that he's claimed it, but one ticket sold in New Jersey connected them one point one three million dollars all go is the situation that
won. I really hope it wasn't Mike Sorrentino the situation. How insufferable would he be? You know what? Yeah? Oh right? The size of this check. Thirteen new millionaires out there as well, because twelve tickets all matched the five white balls and didn't get I wonder if they no one was watching it, but by watching it live and you get all hit them all yeah, and then you're like, and then any of the power ball? How hard is this? Why do you guys make it so hard to win
this thing? When it gets up that high? Do you think at any point they go, let's just go ahead and handle it tonight. Look, here's the power I don't know. I liked rig Latto interested for a movie plot. Yes, magnetic balls, Oh my god, that's great. Serious, So we get to work on that after the TikTok thing. Once we
get you put that on your list. Once Earth two goes into post Okay, Earth two's done, and then obviously we're making diamond teeth, which shocking you guys, haven't asked much about since I brought up well after Diamond Teeth has done, we're going in a full production on seven Kevins and that's gonna be a hit. Even Kevins has the potential to be a very popular comedy. The probably Diamond Teeth. I feel like that's one that might end up
straight to streaming. Thank you? Is seven Kevins seven different Kevins? Or is it like multiplicity, like seven different versions of me? What are we just handing out screenplays to the world now here? Have a billion dollars? Everyone listening, I'm gonna tell you what seven Kevin's is about. You dunkov, sit down, and then after those we can work on my yet untitled Magnetic Fixed Powerball film. Yeah, and I do call it a film,
Okay, it's not a movie. One ticket in New York, California, Colorado, and Florida got too, Georgia, two Illinois, Indiana, winning tickets in Texas, So it was all waste anyways. How much money? I mean, I gave them six bucks. You didn't win any the last couple of weeks. How many numbers do you hit? Order in there? Yeah? Do you even know if you played? Yeah? Because you never know what night it is. Just wait for the email. It's pretty funny
they turned to do that app. The way you'll find out that you've won six hundred million dollars or whatever the cash out option is is via email. You know, it'll say, hey, good needs from jackpocket you you're a winner, damn at a loss, and then you'll oh, then you click on it, and then does yourn Does your little account in the upper right, which mine currently has nine dollars in it? Does it just say one Comma threes er a zero comma three? You know, I'm nine dollars and
fifty three cents. Imagine just Powerball tonight eight hundred and sixty five million. Let's get in there, right, Okay, I've never played, I'm gonna play. I'll get you ticket. No, no, no, I don't trust you. We don't trust you. One day. You're just trying to you're trying to, you know, get free screenplays over here. Yeah, you're trying to get you think I'm gonna trust you with a lot of Yeah, very specific numbers that are important to me. Three, three and then
on are the other ones. It actually is three? Really see, look told you everybody I don't want to have to split the jack with some Yahoo out there. I'm not giving my numbers on the radio. Mikey, All right, hold on, okay, yeah, we have twenty six bucks on my account. What's fire? Did you win? Doubtful? Highly doubtful. What is it? Lotto dot com? Lotto dot com, no something, lotto dot com. Are you getting the app or you go on the website. I want to get the app. I use Jackpocket, but there's plenty
of apps you can use that Jackpocket. What do you use, Mikey? I use Jackpuck. Okay, there we go, Jackpocket. I'm gonna use spank pants or are successful? Boosh? Guess what They're gonna play this audio and it'll go viral. TikTok like, listen to this guy. Actually order the tickets. I'll be on the commercials for Jackpocket. Have you ever? Uh it's Nick Kreamer. I'll be the next Nick Creamer. So you said six hundred million, give or take the cash out option for that schmuck in
New Jersey who won? Yeah, if it was one point one three billion, Yeah, you just take it right, Yeah? I think you take it. I don't know, I don't I would talk to a lawyer man, you know, and figure that out. Yeah, and yeah, then you're hiring a very high end financial person, are you. You're not letting your buddy day from college do it? What do you need somebody to do? Just throw it in your savings account and just live, bro, Maybe
don't don't change your means, your spending habags. You'll live life that you were living exactly. You don't have any crazy altercations to your life. Alterations to your life. Well, that would draw attention, I would Hey, guys, we have time for quick birthdays today because not many. Yeah, could you live that life? Could you win six hundred million dollars in cash
and not tell one person? That's a good bit and just throw that in the bank or whatever you do behind the scenes, not tell another human being and just live normal? No, No, how about you you do? I mean six hundred million? How about you? Like if you want it and then you just do incredibly kind things for people all around you, and you you hide it, but do it anonymously. Yes, like you seriously
give the three of us one hundred thousand dollars. I don't know how you do that without you know, and doing it hidden you know, anonymously or whatever. Right, and then we all come in We're like, I don't know what's going on. And then you kind of played up. You're like, yeah, what's going on? I also got one hundred thousand. That's it. Look at this one, that's it. I mean it's six hundred million. J it's one hundred thousand dollars. You didn't do nothing. At
least a mill a mill of six. You have six hundred pieces. You just give four of them a for them of away real quick. You just said that she's not a top six hundred person in your life. That's not how the math works, dude. No, I think giving someone one hundred thousand dollars for for nothing nothing is incredibly kind. Give them ten bucks is guess what you just You just got knocked on a ninety I'm just joking outside.
You're getting ninety thousand dollars and you should enjoy it, and you're gonna have to pay the taxes figure because you know, a tip and a tip for what ninety thousand you're down to. It's so fun and easy. If you ever have trouble going to bed at night, just pictures having six hundred million dollars zapped in your bank account. You just lay there and think about, Wow, I felt my Amazon cart. It's so bizarre. It's a national lottery. You're right, and we all dream this crap and it's never
gonna happen. The one guy who's probably not a good person, and we're all like, wow, what if it's this weird dream that we you know, it's realistic. Someone does win these things. Why not you, Mike? What a wild world? What a wild dumb world? Speed Around Birthday's Buster Posies thirty seven. Fergie's forty nine, known for Step Brothers. She was in a pairing up on the other end of Jesus Fergie with Brennan in the middle of the Great Anthem National Anthem, and I think the urination of
the pants. Yeah, soiling, soiling herself. Mariah Carries fifty five, known for Michael Jordan Wizard's dress. Okay, that was hot. I was gonna say the sound check on the New Year's Eve thing where she started bitching because the sound quality was bad on live National TV. Known for being a tough one to deal with. Quentin Tarantino sixty one. Randall Cunningham see sixty one Randall Cunningham and Quentin Tarantino were born at the same day. Yeah,
same time, the act, same year, same minute. Does Randall cunning have the longest punt in NFL history? Now? I don't think so, does he. Randall Cunningham has a ninety yard punt? Get out of here? Look it up, Jack did What's that? Didn't he get with Whitney Houston, Randall Cunningham quarterback ninety eight yards, Steve O'Neill of the Propheos ninety eight yards, damp. I don't have a ninety yard er from that's active.
That's active. Randall Cunningham ninety one yard punt I third longest in history, the ninety two from Sean McCarthy. That's good stuff for punters. Well, happy birthday. We're into sports next, Cowboys, ma'am, Frangers, galore, all kinds of stuff. Oh yeah, and the Stars have won five straight. All the sports teams will kind of get a vibe check on that next to ninety seven one the freak plus are they moving on from back