You're listening to the Down Beach on ninety seventy one, The Freak Happy President's Day Gang, Little Sports. At seven, Luca was out there just kind of going through the motions last night with Djokich. It was pretty amazing. I enjoyed the first five minutes of the All Star Game and decided I don't want to watch any more than that. So, dude, looka dominated. They didn't dominate. I liked. I liked him and Djoki doing a full court trap. That was awesome. Actually, that was sweet. And then
Jokic had the one the one tap pass behind it. Yeah, everyone looks so tired. It was. It was as if every guy that played the All Star Game last night was dealing with a burst appendix. All right, tired going through the motions. I'm like, why did Bill Murray buy tickets to this game? It's just hard to it's so weird. I don't think he bought that ticket. Yeah, probably not. I have the yea. He was sitting with a moderate shot. He's still got NBA inside stuff connections.
At eight o'clock, we're gonna do Kevin's presidential explosionsion. You know, you guys know fun facts about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. You guys know all that stuff. What about this president who was mean to animals? This president? What's going on with him? And well, let's just say the Woody Allen of presidents. There's many, there's many, you may know some of these. I'm very interested. That's got a little fun. Now do this we a theme song to this segment? Yeah, Tiger read what the
theme song to it? It goes like this, Wake up your little sleepy head. It's time broadcasting about the most and now the speaking Today they're going genius. They're airing the seventy three point Luca game. They want to be confusing for listeners. Oh no, it's gonna be hosted by and they're talking through that's play by play behind them, kind of you think, kind of set it up. Yeah, little commentary in and out. Okay, I
think that's gonna be pretty fascinating. That's kind of neat for all four hours. So they're talking hoops and yep, okay, and then me and Mike and Daniel will be up here tonight for a Daytona five hundred post game shoe. Come on, you know you want to what can we stream from home. Do we have that set up? Can we not do it at all?
I'll do a d postgame shows you. I would love to do a Daytona five hundred, like honestly, let's just throw it on for the last you'd love to for the last twenty laps, come on and talk about it. That'd be fun, I thought. But he can't get it out, and then I mean, Mike can. Daddy'll be it's he knew it was so ridiculous that he fell asleep. I gotta get to seven pill. Hand me that pill. I'll hang on to it until I know I believe I need it. No Wednesday and it'll be scratching. I need the pill.
Have you ever crushed that up and just rip it up your nose? Is that legal? No? I never done anything at my nose prescription pill? Crush it up and it? Oh no, this is a controlled substance. What's actually what's actually in that? What is that? Does that metal? Is it? Speed? Uh? Sort of it? What's it called? Find out what's in this crap? You're taking? The doctor? D help you, mo, mo, daf mo, dafl mo, daff I have to take pills of narcolepsy for those today on President's Day. It is true
you are a meth atict. Kevin. Modafanil is a stimulant medication that is generally safe, generally safe, well tolerated, and carries a low potential for abuse, but there is potential independence that you used to treat excessive daytime sleepiness associated with narcolepsy, sleep workshift disorder, and obstructive sleep apnea. Modafinil. Modafinil, get some today, Get some today, So a new pull of bead historians. By the way, you're the Walter White. What's coming up
soon? You have one? I'm about to have to get one. Are you serious? Makes that thing's clean, because you can get a serious infection. Don't dang it. I'm just saying you need to clean your seapap. Yeah you're not. You're gonna have trouble sleeping when Roxy is all over you, when she sees you sleeping with your seatpap machine. Yeah, pretty hot. H that's gonna hot partner. That's gonna obstruct making out. She's trying to like put her tongue through that tube. This is gonna create where it
was always going. The hot latina. The multiple usage of bedrooms yeah, we're in a guest room. Okay, you should take to the next celephone and go separate houses. You could just sleep in that hole where your dishwasher is supposed to be. There's no pillars in there and a blank You just curl up in your dishwasher hole. It's cold, guys. Historians have uh waited. Historians got together for this President's Day. And I don't know if
it's a girl. I don't know the details on the who the historians are. But they got together and they said, fit, let's rank the president's Okay, so the presidents that I mean, he's straight up. They had a zero to one hundred for their overall greatness. Zero is a failure, fifty is average, one hundred is great. And this is it's wild because I I just tell you the stuff about the first thirty that I've went down this weekend to find out stuff for the presidential election that we're gonna have at
eight. It's hard to have any president up like it's insane, but they have. Abraham Lincoln is number one. Yeah, he's usually a big dog on all these lists, fairly well agreed upon. Yeah, I think I never saw the movie Lincoln with Daniel day lewis worth it. Anyone see that. He's kind of like an Oppenheimer type thing. Probably see it one time and you're good. I've seen it a couple of times. Yeah, I mean, you can't go wrong with d. D. L. He's great.
I liked it. Then. Is it all kind of in a courtroom? I don't know. No, he has gay guesses for the next Why would you have todab Lincoln? Yep, you took that one off the board early. I've been Washington's way up there. He is Danny's number three, and uh, the brothers Roosevelt or whatever their familial relationship is always doing FDR. FDR is number two. Wor's THEO. THEO comes in at number four.
Now THEO has a bit of a tricky history as well, which we'll get to at eight o'clock, which we will get to at eight o'clock. But he has seen as Yeah, he's number four according to these historians. Okay, again, you can go down a road on a lot of these guys. That's, you know, weird. Bet Truman and Eisenhower are up there. Truman, Truman, the dog hater number six for Harry S. Truman. Okay, that's really good. I like ike Uh, they had
Eisenhower at eight. We're crushing the top ten, Mikey. I bet Kennedy's got to be in the top number ten. You usually get bonus points for getting off early, which geez, those first twenty presidents sleep with one eye opener. Really a lot of them. I gotta go with John Quincy Adams j q A is at number twenty. Crap balls, Where's Where's team? I hate this game? Where's tea? Teach is number three? No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He was the third president. He's number five.
You guys have got the top five, and you got Truman, you got Eisenhower. You have two more to get the top ten. You're missing seven and nine and seven. He's up nine spots since the last time they did this in twenty fifteen. Really, who who makes a move? You know what I mean? Think about what's happened. It's twenty fifteen. Jimmy Carter, No, I don't know, because his popularity has risen a lot. Yeah, no, so it's the only reason I would within that criteria.
That's a good guest. I bet he's one of the last. Bomp him up one hundred spots for being in hospice for a year. He hit that landmark just this weekend, a year of being in hospice. Like, dude, no one makes it that long. But no, not in Jimmacar. He was twenty second on the list. Gone up. I'm trying to think. I mean, it's nobody in my lifetime. Wow, he's moved more than anyone. Oh, Obama, Obama, Obama seven up. Nine Rock is riding a rocket up the list according to historians. And then number
nine is nobody in my lifetime. Were you born sixty eight, so it would have been LBJ, LBJ number nine? Really, LBJ, I'll be damned. What he known for having a huge wood mhm he was. He was packing a can of pepsi down there. By all accounts, I have special slacks made to accommodate his hog. He had to get the presidential pants cobbler from the Hagar Hagar not Hagar that's a cartoon character. The Hagar Company slacks company, which was local. I believe where's Lbj's I've been to his
hometown. It's somewhere just down southwest to here, and there's signs. It's a small Texas to Rio Vista. I'm surprised he's that high up. But you know what he whether it was a charade or not, whether he really believed in it, he did push a lot of civil rights stuff through or helped was an advocate for it. You know, I figured the Vietnam stuff would counter counteract that. But what I read on the first uh, and I just pulled stuff in the first thirty because you know, we kind of
know the modern in the last fifteen or sixty. Let's do the bottom ten, Kevin, I bet we can guess those, Okay, okay, Yeah, according to his story in Stonewall, Texas Stone that sounds right. Yeah, And they have his house where he was born and died. I think he's a Texas man, and I like Texas worst ten. I bet they have Trump in the worst ten. Let's see, I bet they have Jimmy Carter in the worst ten. Nixon's definitely down there, probably Trump at forty
five, Nixon at thirty five. So Trump's second to worst. Now he's they have him as the worst. He's down one spot since the last time. This is tricky. Dick's only at thirty five. Yeah, there's some bad dudes in there there are, and we'll get to that at eight o'clock. The middle of the pack. Yeah, they got Clinton middle of the pack. A lot of good numbers there, but twelve gonna get impeached. That should probably Dania chill about hw hw nineteen. I figured he'd be up
top. What about his boy? Yeah, that's probably he's probably George w On thirty two up three spots. Since last time they did it, he's got to be some you know what he was probably like pre abolition guys, you know, big slavery proponents. Possibly there's a lot of guys who were learning how to do the job. I would say, And yes, what one common theme I found when it came to slavery in the first fifteen or
so presidents was not all of them were for it. Some of them were against it, but they would just not do anything about it because they thought it would cause a bigger snake. And by the way, they owned slaves of their own. So yeah, was uh not pretty? Did who kicked it? Like right when they got William Henry Harrison. William Henry Harrison. Yeah, he's make it zero, he made it like no time. I'm glad you said that, right, Yeah, he died like right either after
being he had about a month in there. He had thirty three thirty three days, and you forgot to put on a seepat machine. Unfortunately for William Henry Harrison, who looks a lot like Brian de Maris, he well, i'll tell you how he died a date because it's kind of shocking. Yeah, that's another fun game. Millard Fillmore made the bottom ten list as well. If you'll remember, Millard Fillmore looks you just like Alec bald One. Oh that's right to a t uh. You had John Tyler, Zach Taylor,
Warren G. Harding. Boy, that guy was the walking They call him Harding for a reason. Oh yeah, yeah, more on that later. You like to crush a lot, huh, yes, okay, that's what he yelled in the Oval office every day. And he had a whole team of guards that he called the Boner Patrol to make sure no one caught him an old girl getting after it in the closet. But the presidential exposent at eight is nuts. Also, I want to say this, there's some
uh, there's some sneakers out there that you guys can buy. Donald Trump has launched a sneaker line. He was ordered to pay three hundred and fifty five million in court the other day, which when you add penalties to that, is close to half a billion dollars. Yeah, but he's launched some high top sneakers that are for three ninety nine dollars. These gold sneakers launched him at a convention in Philadelphia called Sneaker Con. Who was a sneaker con.
We had Sneaker Con. I think dy Dallas was last weekend, I believe, which is kind of a funny title or a funny name for an event that for Trump to show up at debuting his sneakers. They're called the Never Surrender high Tops, to which I would challenge our listeners to go into a shoe store today, record yourself asking the nearest Al Bundy if they have if they've got gotten their shipment in of Never Surrender high Tops. Where do
we get these things? Let's see, they're three and ninety nine dollars. Okay, they're on eBay right now for a lot more than that. So he showed up at the Sneaker Con and there were some attendees holding up signs that said sneaker heads Love Trump, while others, while others booed and show out. Was he he spoke? There's a lot of emotion in this room. This is something I've been talking about for twelve years. Thirteen years,
that's all I said. President Joe Biden's re election campaign immediately criticized Trump over his latest product. The campaign's communications director, Michael Tyler said, Donald Trump showing up to Hawk bootleg off Whites is the closest he'll get to any air force once ever again for the rest of his life. Oh, he had a singer ready ready to go. This is the craziest year that we're ever going to live in. Four I don't know. Just know that the next
nine throwing fastballs at our crotch. You can't tell me you get ready to whatever. Two years of pandemic wasn't crazy. Yeah, that was wild. The campaign is on, though, dude. I mean, the most senile stuff is about to go down. If I make it to a ripe old age of whatever, eighty or ninety and I'm you know, in hospice for a year, like okay, Jimmy Carter and the little grandkids are saying, Grandpa, what happened in twenty twenty one? Tell us, tell us about
the pandemic. I'm just gonna kind of I don't know, that was pretty much it. I'm gonna kind of my eyes. We're gonna look up to the top of my head and I'll go, yeah, I don't really know. Just show him Tiger King in and walk up. Here's Tiger King. Paul Po's sleepy play the time, like somebody start tired. Go fund me for three hundred and fifty five million dollars. How much think they're at seventeen grand I would say more four hundred and twenty three thousand dollars. Yeah,
you need some money out of that. Click. Yes, I am in, let me help click. So Donald Trump never surrender high top sneakers. Just for instance, I'm looking at the Size tens pre order. I guess there's only a thousand of these. This one I'm looking as going for fourteen hundred dollars, But there's one right now. It ends in five hours Size twelve, five six hundred dollars on eBay an actual bids place. Yeah, twenty four bids. That's crazy fee six hundred bucks and so kind of awesome.
Who goal who's manufacturing these? Yeah, it's a great question. I don't know. I'm I was trying to find that another one twelve hundred bucks. Yeah, these are China guaranteed, made in China, trademarks of CIIC Ventures LLC. Trump sneakers are not designed, manufactured, distributor are sold by Donald J. Trump, the Trump Organization, or any of their respective affiliates or principles. What gold sneak because you get your name on something like Trump
steaks. I have a friend who knows all about this sort of thing. He said, you know, the window of purchase time, like the price are going up right now, and then it'll be whatever less than the three nine nine bucks in a couple of weeks. But if you can get the sign pair, probably get almost one hundred g's for him right now. Damn that's one hundred ges or a sign pair of never surrenders. I mean, I just want a pair, just so we can just Oh my god,
I love a pair. The best bet payoff their gold painted gold. They have an American flag on him, a big, a big t. Here's another quote from the Dawn when he was at sneaker Con. We're gonna turn this country around fast. We're gonna turn it around and we're gonna remember the young people, and we're gonna remember sneaker Con. If you go to their website, their slogan is they're for the go getters who don't know the word quit on the sneaker website. We're on sneaker CON's website. Uh, find
the real website. Like, can you get in a pool? The website says, I guess it's the Oh this, I want to find the real site. I want to join the queue. Yes, I want to join the queue. How funny you would love to get in for three hundred. You absolutely would make a couple of gram You would wear them too, and then you'd uh you wouldn't because you were trying to sell them. I'm saying for the bet payoff purposes. Walking in the hall and never surrender high tops
and a pair of panties over your jeans. You've you the can this place? Oh my god, this just gets even better. Uh you just go to get trump sneakers dot com. This isn't the only He's got other models in his line. Okay, so the gold ones are sold out, but if you want to uh still represent you can get the t red Wave. Those go for one hundred and ninety nine dollars. They are absolutely ridiculous. They're a slip on basketball shoe, all red. On one side, it
has a forty five with wings on it. On the other side, just a capital letter T and an American flag. Look at these, Mikey, I'm looking at. The slogan says white ones. The slogan says, they're not just sneakers, they're a bold statement for those who ride the tide of change with courage and conviction a sentence. Now, they do have a subtle pair, which I believe is the one that you're looking at, is the white pair, white and gold, and it features a US flag and a
gold tea. And these are called a power play for your feet. Here this yeah victory forty seven cologne by President Trump for ninety nine dollars for ninety It's a cologne bottle that's gold and it's got his face on the top of it. Do you push down his little head and the yeah, oh victory. This is outstanding. Obviously, just eliminate the politics if possible. But it's a president who was half a billion dollars and you just like, sell
everything tomorrow, have it ready and sell all this gold stuff. It did weirdly say that there was a two sneaker, a three sneaker limit, or a three pair limit. Those sold out instantly. Yeah, oh got it. This has bold, gold and tough, just like President Trump. Ever surrounder high tops. The picture. I love it, God, oh my god, the photo is great. Man. Well, there's the most important thing in the world today, the picture of him revealing them at whatever.
Can you imagine He'll get him holding it and looking at it like this is a piece of crap, incredibly light and increase. This is your vertical back three. You know, a company, very company. Don't even need doctor shows du not a real doctor Duncan like Luca no time. He's a funny dude man coming up next, speaking of dunking like Luca. The All Star Game was last night. Luca was in the game for a little bit. He had fun. Plus this golfer might have left it an ambulance over the
week. This local hero did he cheat? He got kicked out a lot of weird stuff. Next time ninety seven won the freaking Sports at seven