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Most Important Thing in the World

Apr 25, 202424 min
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The Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame Inductees have been announced, and we had a bet payoff on the line. Who will have to wear the panties?

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This. It's a downbeat on ninety seven to one, The Freak thirty minutes, an angry Danny Bayliss. What made him that way? He's usually pretty chill, dude. Yeah, I've never seen this. I can't wait to hear that's what happened to you. Dangu dang you. I got all my mocks changing by the second. No, my mocks, my mock models. I need to throw out into show top thirty two. Oh easy, you only want to go one around? Yeah? One around? Yeah? So

who gets the most first round selections? Yes, loser asks to chop their own d off. Yeah, you getta go full kin mode. We have Kevin him back. We went to break. He goes, man, I don't know how to do this. I don't got it to do this. I'm out and Dan, You're like, dude, that happens us every weekend, come Monday, we're unsure of our ability to do this. And then come ratings, we're confirmed, you know when lose a lot of them.

But I think we get the first pick of the draft. All right, no, no, no, no addition, we don't get the first round pick. Next year, We'll take Gordon. We'll see what his noncompete. Looks like I have no idea. I need to enjoy listening to you guys on the plane yesterday. It's fun. Is it weird? It's it's weird, and I do struggle with Nanny's said this to me before he goes. I bet you're the type of struggles unplugging, and he's right, I do. But it was it was weird. But it's like, good, Oh,

I'm just sitting there listening to it. It's fun to hear your bros tart, but so if I listen, it's a freak. The whole ride home, just hanging out. It's gonna be weird that you're listening to number one. It's always weird listening to the show that you're supposed to be on and you're sick or whatever. But on a plane over a massive body of water and a you know, just a setting that you're is completely not the norm, It's gonna be pretty interesting. Dude, we did Do you think

Norm did the name game? What his house? Yes? Just for Mary? Yeah? No, I don't. I was thinking like we should. He may have tried to start the name game, but it ended quickly because of Mary kool Aid McKinstry took a sip of kool aid. Mcintry Cornerback. He put a lot of work into that. Thirsty there really their drink and thirteen thirsty for a cornerback, Thirsty for cornerback. Help. Did you ever contribute to the name game ideas? Actually, I would say no, I

definitely help compile. No. You know, it's the draft, so he's all worked up and he's got his uh, who's his book by our lads, Dan Shanka, our lads, Our generation is the Beast by Dane Brugler. It's the same thing. So he would have all the names. And I actually found the name game fairly impressive, you know, I had to. And there's a formula to it. You know, there's just there's three blacks, two whites, and and eleven brown like you know, that's always

the colors thing is always in there. There's always like the regal aspect. There's a king, you know whatever, Patrick, queen and prince. Yeah. Yeah, like there's a few things he builds around and then he goes linebacker from Louisanna State and yeah, exactly, he knows how hit those punch

lines. Yeah, and there's always something but don't draft Jonathan Turd. You don't want to draft a turd Jonathan Turd Nickney State, And with the twenty fourth pick in the NFL Draft, the Dallas Cowboys take week safety Jonathan Turd. He's a week safety. He's a week safety. Jonathan Turd, not upside. He is recovering from a torn acl and I'll not play in the upcoming season. Oh my god. Always always a hurt guy. Yeah, a hurt guy with the last named Turd bank on it. See that tonight

they'll probably draft a hurt guy in the second round. That's what they do. This is what they do. Let's do this. It's gonna be the most important thing in the world somewhat unless you guys gonna talk about these Caza protests. I don't know, it's like really up to you. Did you see a protests? Not only look little sleepy, it's time right now about the most. They're still trying to keep a little profile. After joining up with the Axis powers in the forties over the Bussolini cit you play low for

about one hundred years and then cruelty. Did you get a bit of a reset on importance of things? You know? And just it does give you a visual of how big the world is, how they are just right there, right now, the same place as you went. They're there today doing it without the slightest care about whatever we're yelling about today. Every time I go anywhere that's not here, I get that reset, but especially there of never being to Europe before. Whoa yeah, mind blowing and another reminder how

small we are. And we get so caught up in every little thing about our lives being the most important thing. And it turns out no, right, as I've said, and again, and I get made fun of, and it's like again, it's like a thing, and I'm okay with it. I like, I like one of the most wonderful things that I've ever

said. And a lot of people don't have the nuts to preface what they're about to say with that, Yeah, keep going, and I don't have the drop in front of me. And Christina plays it sometimes at the end of the Bend and Skin Show. But you wake up, you go to work, go to bed, do it again, and then die. And that's what it is. And then what you make of your vacation days is really up to you. That's all it counts. And I can't wait for this day to just keep going. That's my favorite. Who loves what it

gets going. I'm an optimist. Draft stuff later at eight though, Okay, that's gonna be fun. And me and jeffer at Buffalo Wild Wings and Grapevine tonight six pm. We get started. Come out and see us, Me and Jeff do in the draft for ten years. I love doing the draft with Jeff for so long. It's fun. I think it's gonna be chaotic. Tonight we'll take you up to the Cowboys pick and maybe longer. Yeah, let's see Rock and Roll Hall of Fame did announce their inductions.

Okay. Now, back on February thirteenth, we did a draft of the nominees. Each of us were going to select five. I'm gonna go ahead and get on Amazon and start searching size twelve women's large panties, large panties. I just know it. Boy, check your panties. I'm going to jj I Took. We'll start with Mike here. Mike Took, Ozzy Share, the Dave Matthews Band didn't know they were up, Jane's Addiction, and

Foreigner Murderer's Row. I say Danny in the draft took Mariah Carey and this is the order they were selected, Snead O'Connor, a tribe called quest. You're looking at panties, Yeah, look shot at old Peter Frampton. Yes, do you like me? AI? I took Lenny Kravitz panties, Mary J. Blige Oasis, Cool in the Gang, and Eric B and rock him. Mm hmmm, all right, I'll see who got it. I don't need the pack of five, you need one panty. They one day you have to do this, Yeah, just one day, they put in.

I guess, I guess that's what you need to do. That's what I'm trying to get, because look, if you were tiny, like assuming Danny lose, that's what I need. Dude, big panting. If we tie, can I just wear those with you? Yeah? Yeah, that's fine. It's not like it's kind of like a hospice situation around the station anyways. It's not like there's him one like clamoring to see us. We're

tucked away in the back corner. And but if Danny were struts out there with sexy lace pants, it will be the first time anyone acknowledges us in a long time. It would be the sitcom swoon. Yeah, you need to wear those because you won't get in trouble for those. Now, for some reason, we did not vote for Jimmy Buffett. But maybe he got in just because he died. Maybe they just said put him in the band m C five who we didn't. Dion Warwick got in, all right,

my friend Deon Warwick. So any points awarded? Yet those are all those are all musical influence awards right there? Okay, now here are the performer. Just think at it. A tribe called lady and gentleman Danny bayliss one. Okay, remove one of these panties from the cart. Ozzie Osbourne is in Mike Siroy. Now Ozzie got some headlines because he put out a little post. Or I assume his wife did, or handler his Rebecca Sharon? Or what's the kids Sharon and Jack Carol? What's the daughter top? What

is her name? Come on, she's been on TV. Good job, thank you tweet for you give him points for guessing, Kelly, he did tweet my my solo career was way more important than my band career. I took a shot at black Sabbage for no reason and is so thankful to be there post Let's see here. Also in Cool in the Gang, Kevin so Kevin, Oh my god, we're deadlocked again. Cool the Mad That's amazing. Boy. I kind of like it because all we know is jungle boogie

and Hollywood swing in and all that. But like they're pretty badass. Of course they're bad ass. I love it. I'm gonna go listen to some Cool in the Gang after the show. Peter Frampton is in uh Danny two points. They put Peter Frampton in the cut because of that one record where he's all sweaty on the front that all my pot smoking cousins had. Did you love that back in the day, No, everyone rushed to get comes Alive. No, I just knew it existed in everybody's record collection that was

five years older than me. I was kind of wondering, how when you read the bio on them that they put out passionate songwriter. Well, aren't we all? If anyone writes a song, they're probably passionate about it, right, unless you're you know, like beans or a potatoes song. That's a passionate songwriter. Beans, exceptional guitarist, Okay, cultural Touchstowe, Huh,

his name's Peter, What does that mean? Peter. Frampton is one of the few musicians who can evoke an image of rock and roll stardom with three simple words. Frampton Comes Alive. That's it. That's the only reason he got in because of a live album. Yep, that's unbelievable to me. Everyone has released a live album. Yeah, but nothing compares to that thing. Why. I don't know. I don't know if I've ever heard it? So was it dominated culture during that does that two year period?

He sings right, it's not instrumental, it's his tunes, and he sings and plays guitar and does the white wow wow, wow Wow. He's got a great name. Frampton Comes Alive may have Cory Beat the solid name iconic album. It's better than Frampton Comes Dead. Yeah, that's true, Kevin. He also did songs like show Me the Way I Want that baby, Oh Baby, I love your way baby. I Well, good job, Peter, Foreigner, Mike me yep, come on, man, wherery the cable guys saw it Vegas at the buffet? Oh my god. We should

have that ready right now. I think I can find it pretty quickly. I think also, I don't have the court in front of me, and it just really it doesn't matter. So two for Mike, two for Danny, one for me. I'm in trouble to lose a bed again. I got it. I got it. Give me the core plase, who's got the cor Yeah, I got it, I have it. You mentioned foreigner, you get Larry the cable guy on th lessening the foreigner at the buffet us being confused and giving him the benskin laugh even though the truth is a

terrible cell phone connection. I think that played a large part of it. By the way, guys, I love Top five things, the family few, Top five things Kevio will miss being God. That's good, with the actual game being one of them, was very good. Okay, I think I think I have it here, Tell me I have it? Did nineteen eighty seven to have seven throw tickets foreigner And here I was in Vegas two weeks ago in line with buffet. Mm hmm, that's crazy. Yeah,

no, yeah, buffet with four sitting here talking, it's insane. It's insane. It's crazy. Is the we're all trying to move out? Wait that's unedited. Yes, the only what did you say crazy? Or what you know? Look, I think I gave you the appropriate response at first, which was just but then you said, and then there was so much silence, Yes, I gotta do that's crazy. I think you said,

yeah, foreigner like you, we couldn't believe it. We were I mean, I thought he was at the buffet with foreigner and that's the story. But it turns out he was doing a joke about foreigners liking the buffet. Oh wait, I I'm just getting that now. Really, yes, are we sure? Yes, that's what I think you were saying. I don't know to have seven thro tickets foreigner. And here I was in Vegas two weeks ago, in line with buffet. Mm hmm, that's crazy. Yeah,

no, yeah, buffetting here talking. No, he wasn't trying to joked that only four Vegas buffet. He just larry me trying to start the motorcycle. Get that thing back on the road. I hate to do it. We do it too much. Do it again? No one talk over it because you doing it first, that's crazy me, I don't know what. And then insane and then you that's insane. It's insane. You're ready to foreigner at the buffet. It's crazy to have seven throw tickets foreigner and

here I was in Vegas two weeks ago in line with Buffet. Mm hmm that's crazy. Yeah no, yeah, buffet with four sitting here talking, it's insane. Yeah, hey, Larry, any that is I love it line Buffet. I hated it, then I hated with Buffet. What does that have to do with? Yeah, foreigner the foreigner at the right and skin sho in line with okay, mm hmm that's crazy, my god. Yeah no, yeah, talking is insane. This is same. What did Mike really want? Hey, Larry, I'm scrolling down my list that they

sent us. So car you grew up in uh when the classic gonna be? Okay? So of course two Mike, two for any one for me. Guys who would have thought, Oh, I did a little band from Virginia. A little band from Virginia, the Dave Matthews fan. This is a weird day for Kevin even if he loses this game, and that's true, wonderful painted what do you have to do? He's got to start an only fans accountants. It's hard to describe, but like the Dave Matthews band

to me might be like a sports team. Cash has the same thing with fish and you might a little bit. You know, it's like a sports team. I follow them. I see what they play each night. You know, there's a statistical thing about it. Just say it. You're in the fantasy league. Oh dude, Oh yeah, I am in the fantasy league too. That's a whole separate I wasn't eve gonna go there at the

first of the summer tour. I'm in a survivor league where you pick a song and if they play it, then you're out, Like you want to pick us on They're not gonna play so like it's it's very it's fun for who for me? But that's the whole thing is a lot of people don't have the luxury of experiencing a band or a musical artist like a sports team. They don't have that. Like if you have that, you would know and like, so yes, I was very happy that they got in compress

thing. I don't even care about really too much a day for you. It's gonna be huge, you know, it's gonna be so big. In fact, I will be there. In fact, I think I'm doing the speech. Sare got in. Oh really, Peter my cast four and he is safe. No drawing on the back of his bald head. I have to draw a face on the back of my head. We're all chair wear all my clothes backwards and walk around and reverse like I'm wearing flippers getting on

an airplane. So it's four for Mike, two for Danny, one for Kevin, and we have the final inductee, Mary J. Blige Kevin. We've got a tie for Kevin and Daniel. That's it. You get a panty up, bro, Let's do a rock and roll tiebreaker. Oh no, what's that mean. Whoever's been in more bands is fine? Who's ever been in less bands has to pay it off, damn it and then like four but or we could just cancel it out. Nobody has to do anything like that. I've been thinking, I really like that idea. This wacky

stuff you know we're doing every morning. It ain't helping, honest, you know what if that's really what you want to do, Yeah it is. I don't have a problem with that. And guess what, no one will care. Yeah I don't really cares. No, it turns out it's just a pain in our balls. Yeah, it's not like anyone's I don't know why we keep doing well by day. Seriously, by hour two, you're not even gonna see the panties. I mean, I'm underneath this table for

four hours. I get up once to go urinate and grab a water. Nobody's here ever, No, Yeah, I'm taking them off the second I'll leave the building. It's not like you're gonna wear them a home, even more like you have to wear them all day to the grocery store. Sure, yeah, that's gonna happen. No, it's so morbid around here. Like the construction workers are they quit their project. Yeah, we got we

got word that they're redoing the third floor, our entire office area. I heard yesterday someone said, yeah, they're supposed to be finished by mid May. We were told two weeks in the beginning with what what element of this referb is going to be done by mid May? We were told to pack our crap two months ago. Have you noticed that it spread to the lobby area. They've uprooted the entire floor. That's a lot different deal. That's

the milking and there's gonna they're going to do good, good stuff. We're going to get a place that serves hot meal. Yeah, we're going to get some type of a deli, what the river Stone Cafe, a diner of hot meal, that'd be good about. Instead of wearing panties regular you have to wear them on your heads. Fine, I'd rather wear them on my head than on my crach the cratchel area. And then we get turned in for committing an HR violation. So if he loses the tithe, he

has certain only fans. There's some value in that, right, Not really, not really anymore, they're gonna ban it. It's like TikTok. I don't know. I'm fine with you guys just punting it. I don't care. This guy doesn't care. He doesn't as long as he's excluded from the SNL phone case. Bet, just remember my trade off, remember my leniency. Next time, you know I ask a favorite of you, I will ask for a favor of you in the future. Well, that's gonna be

held against us. You will owe me a favor. We'll just walt me in your pocket. I don't know. Maybe I will do the panties. Look at those things are beautiful. I'll rock those panties. Beautiful. Those are sexier than you think. Do me to order a pair? Yeah, or two pairs I'll get the three pack in case one of them gets soiled, yeah, or Mike's phone left out and wants to join the club. You know what, I'll wear panties with you guys one day. One day, we all wear panties, all right, why not? All right?

Size twelve. I think that'll probably you know, there'll be a loose fitting. I think I some texter just wrote panties. That is a funny word, you know, like that's a vote for panties, having to do the panties. Check your panties, all right, I'll order some panties, all right? Good? Coming up next though, Speaking of panties solved, someone's panties were a bit ruffled Nicks in a twist, Oh what angered Danny so

much? And an update on one of our local playoff teams next to ninety seven one, Hey Larry,

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