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Mojo Dojo Casa House

Nov 21, 202323 min
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We step inside the Mojo Dojo Casa House and answer questions the ladies have for the Downbeat fellas.

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You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak. Yeah, so we had a cold is coming in fifty one right now, fifty seven the high today, fifty six tomorrow and nearly sixty. Yeah, fifty four Sunday, fifty one Monday, back up in the mid sixties. I don't know. It was cold as wine when it popped out there layers on. Oh no, it's so weird to live in an area where you can bounce back and forth between your air conditioning and heat like two or three times

in a forty eight hour period. Yeah, it's crazy. Thank god we have relying air conditioning. Thy goodness. They took care of me. I know, Oh my god, legitm they were able to date my old compressor, my old h back to the nineties. Oh really, yeah, when it was installed. There's a reason why this doesn't work, pal, Yeah, you is going to fix this. You need the new hot hotness from Reliant. We got Steven here o kt KT will be back tomorrow. But

we appreciate you jumping in. Hanging with Steve. It's been fun ass morning. Got JJ here as usual. It's Mike and Danny. It's the down Beat six to ten. Every morning. You want us at six o'clock, we get weird right off the top. Man, it's always fun. Benskin and Christina will being here momentarily and then I'm off tomorrow, KT is back, Danny's off next week. It's all good. We'll get through all this

stuff. I didn't do birthdays before. I'm gon zip through them real quick, before we get to the mojo at dojo, or we fix everything late. It's kind of a spare day for birthdays. November twenty first, Goldie Hawn seventy eight years old. Oh, sweet Goldie. Can't believe she's seventy seventy eight. She's forever like twenty eight to me, I know, just so cute. And isn't she is see Kurt Russell. Yeah, and they're not unmarried, I believe so. And then they got the kid right,

Yeah, isn't it Kate Hudson. Isn't that they're Kidah? Very good? Isn't they got a son too? Right? I don't keep up with sons. Yeah, especially is it really? Yeah? He was in twenty two Jump Street. I can't think of his name. Yeah? Is he good? The hot? Christina loves Kate Kate. All right, what's what did you say? Her name was Kate Hudson. Kate Hudson. There you Michael Strahan fifty two years old. Somehow it's turned into an entertainment mogul. What

a pivot and one of the most unlikely pivots. Yeah. Likely. I don't know the guy, but it just wow. I mean, he's fine. I don't know that he's ever. I've been wowed by the entertainment provided by Michael Strahan, but I think he's safe and he's solid. So I don't know. Fifty two years old, b york is fifty eight? Wow? Is she really? Yeah? I didn't realize she'd been doing it as long as she had when she kind of seemingly burst on the scene. Yep,

maybe she got a late start. Icelandic the Icelandic song or singer, songwriter, composer, and no eruption yet on our Icelandic not that I've seen. No, I think we would have seen that. Also on this date, the year was nineteen thirty one, Frankenstein with Boris Karlaw released. Didn't see that when they were a kid and get scared? Maybe yeah, I think so. We've had the were wolves and the vampires. Where's Frankenstein come back? Oh question? Yeah, no kidding, lots of were wolves?

Is there? Just the vamps? Okay, it's just you can't make Frankenstein sexy. Fred Gwynn and the Monsters made Frankenstein sexy, but yeah, nobody's brought it back. You're right, it's because vampires can be sexy, as can were wolves. Apparently that's a weird stretch. But you can't make Big frank hot because he's got those bolts on his neck. Yeah, yeah, but there's no Frankenstein. Right, No, I'm saying, like where was Twilight? Yeah, but he's just a cobbled together being made out of dead

people's body parts. Right, you can't give him hot abs and a schlong, no amount, no amount of Chanel Men's cologne that's going to cover up that stanch hot Frankenstein anyway. Nineteen thirty one, nineteen seventy eight, Rocky premiered on this date, New York City. Boy, that's a big one. As a kid, that one mattered, you know. It's one of the earliest like film films that I remember seeing in the theater. Bring me up JJ, because nineteen eighty one, name it you'll get it. It

sounds like nineteen eighty one. Yeah, it's got that. It sounds like The Fix, but it's not. Oh I forgot how that song started. Olivia Newton John. Yeah, okay, this was what one. Yeah, this is forty five Olivia Newton John's physical It's ten weeks at number one. It was huge, kind of spawned a culture. Man, yep, leg warmers and tights and aerobics. Oh yeah. This was played in the stroy household with Vito wearing leggings ankleweights. Yeah, with all the other crappy eighties

workout equipment that my mom would run through. Got the sale of Roland Jazz choruses during this series, like all the guitars would say, from The Fix to Olivia Newton John to the Smiths, they all had one. Let's scare more from the ladies, it's time for the mojo dojo. You haven't done this for like a month or two, and it was a regular staple for a little bit. It's always fun. It's where we ask you, the lady listener, to submit questions stuff that you you know, always wondered.

Look, there's a bunch of crap, basic crap that you may don't want to ask your husband or your kids or your dad like whatever, and it would just get weird. But we provide a forum for you to ask three cool dudes what the truth is on this stuff. And it always gets more awkward when we make JJ present these questions. So you have the list, don't you, And we try to start with a JJ question. So, uh, what's what can we help you with today? Oh? Yeah,

okay, thank you? Get pumped up first? Well doing our Olivia John? Oh sorry, yeah, I was the only one clapping. Clap over your ken there you go. Look at all this rhythm in here. The day is surprised. They'll be church clapping. Why Steve? On the ones

and threes? Usually I started with the penis question today though, guys, today, the holidays, it's not a time for the penis, Steve, Steve, we're the only one married in the room, right, I guess so that didn't dawn on me. But yes, do you remember when he proposed the missus? Yes? Did it happen to be during the holidays? No, not during the holidays. Well, my question for you guys is now it's the holiday season, and you know, was it at the ultrasound

a year and a half. Well, we just powered through. Don't pick this up in about a year. Well do you think guys start to feel pressure around this time of year if they've been in a relationship for a minute with their significant other to pop the big question over the holidays? Yeah, Danny, I know, I feel absolutely no pressure whatsoever. Well have you No, I don't think the holidays ever really played into motivating me one way or the other. You know, I think it's more, Uh, I

don't associated with the holidays at all? Do we have to clap more? You started clapping. I think it's more the pressure of when friends. When it happens amongst friends, well, when other friends contemporary start getting married, yes, getting engaged, or a friend a friend couple that's been together less time than the relationship you might currently be in. Well, they'll propose to Susie over the weekend, Right, you have to do that? Oh that's

great. That's the only way I could see the holiday pressure is I need to have this tied up from last year because I already brought my girlfriend a Thanksgiving. So if she's not my fiance by this time, maybe I'll get some weird combos, so that would be the only pressure. But no, the marketing has never done it or anything. Okay, okay, well that's all we have on that. Now there's no money at the holiday. Now let's get to the serious question. Yeah, I think we've talked swinging before,

but Steam's on the show now. Yeah, you got to get Steve's opinion. Steve, what's your thoughts on swinging? Is it fun? Not worth it on a cruise? It seems like a lot as a married person, But if I was a cruise on a cruise, I mean, yeah, sure, why not? That was a submitted question. Oh okay, and is maybe that a thing is a swinging cruise? It might actually be. Oh, it's definitely a thing where there's no rules at sea. Oh my gosh. But it does seem like a lot. It just seems like

inviting another layer of drama into a marriage that I wouldn't want. But again, at twenty something, and you know, if you're just like single and dating somebody, I'd probably be open to it for a week or two, give it a go. I don't know that we have do you have any I'm not equipped to even really consider that world's swinging, not synonymous with open relationship. I guess it's not. I think it's like a temporary open relationship. You think it's a what a cult? I don't know it's And it's

like it's the swinging happened at a pre agreed to like location swinging. It's more so like hook like y'all are hooking up together, more so as open as you're going dating, so you know, getting somebody and your girls going and getting somebody. I think it can be together right like group fun or acknowledged swinging where yeah, each party does what they want to do and it's not just behind you know, it's not a secret. Always understood it to

be like it was a it was a I think an organized activity. You would go to a place where to be a cruise or somebody's house and it would be a bunch of couples, and the understanding was it's okay for you to hook up with one of these dudes, and it's okay for me to hook up with one of these ladies. Everybody's you know, willing and uh, you know, permissible on that, and that's just a dynamic in your

relationship. That's okay. And the thing for me though It's like, it seems like you would want to crack that nut when you're older, Okay, not when you're in your twenties, because when you're in your twenties, I don't know, maybe you're not really everybody's just better looking then. I know, I don't want to roll the dice on a couple's party. What about when you're really old but you go to a really young swingers party. Is that an option? That's a recipe for a trespassing arrest? I think,

especially when you show up alone. How do you do fellow kids? Hey, guys, I'm Mike. The video show that some people are into this. I don't know. Oh man, it's pretty complex. I've never had anything like that, like where it's agreed to or okay, and it doesn't

feel right, you know. But I guess if you are a married couple, right, and you have a great an active sex life and a great relationship, and that's part of it, I mean, there might be some cheat code to that I guess of and that would eliminate any urges to do anything else, like do it in secret. Yeah yeah, maybe if everything's above board, And I think that dynamic may or may not work for may work for couples. Some couples, I just feel like at some point,

yeah, it's going to bite you. Yes, I agree. It feels like something that might be a good hail Mary option if things are stale. Maybe in the yes, definitely like a spice it up the relationship. Let's bring somebody in now. If that's problem, if it is the group action and the you're you're both there and you're like, this is hot, this was fun. Yeah, I mean I guess that's no problem. No, Argentina is all about it. Yeah, they're president the time declares it's okay

two women. Yeah. But then you have the question of monogamy and what the root is of why that is and if that is what humans should be practicing versus the alternative, which there's no definitive answer to I suppose, but most societies do count on monogamy as something. Yeah, I would probably prefer the secrecy on this one. Like, don't take me to a party where I have to know it was that guy. I don't want to know it's that guy. Yeah, that dude. And you still see him biting his

bottom lip exactly. He looks like, Yes, they all look like Donald. They all do. It's a line of Donald. They're all just wearing like a business shirt, no underwear. It's walking around the house and it's worse if you're like I think she liked that. Yeah, like that Aperience so gentle and you know how to push all my buttons? Ron, what's wrong with you with his paunch? And you know, I'm just Ron, be nice to run. So yeah, I don't know. Whatever you want,

everybody, whatever you agree upon too. I'm interested in you guys answer this. What do most men think menstruation feels like? What it feels like? Yeah, or what it actually is? What it feels like. I know y'all know what it is, but like do you do you what in your mind set like the level of pain or what do you guys think? What do you think of periods? Just general, that's what you think of them? And then the level of pain? I don't know, what do

you think it feels like? I think I think they're strange because there is a machine that can't like replicate the pain of like someone's administration, like what they go through tomorrow. Yeah, set it to eleven and strapped strap k teacher the cramp and eight or five thousand and I've seen it. Any guys have not been successful at all going through and it's like because they because the video I saw they had a girl and she was just like, oh,

this is nothing like and then they should have the guy. He's just like, Ah, it's so much pain. I've heard it described by women as just damn near unbearable, and it happens every damn much. And there's some women have like really really difficult times during that that week as far as with the pain and the cramping and all that goes some of them, don't, you know. But the ones that really suffer from very difficult, strenuous menstrual

cycles, they hate it. Yea. Yeah, my obviously uneducated guests and thought on this because look, childbirth itself, here's the super Bowl trophy. Girls win everything. There's no discussing arguing, my god, that's it. That's the cutoff to where we just have it. Could not have it easier. They're in charge of that, that, no doubt. But that said, I would guess that menstrual cramping is probably a little overstated on how by comparison. Oh no, well clearly by comparison. Yeah, no, not

even a comparison. I mean, I can't speak. I have never had a child, but yeah, based off the video I've seen, like, but I would guess that I'm sure it's cramping. That's probably doesn't feel good. But I bet it's not the end of the world. But I but

there, It's probably different for each person in their time. I've seen women in the fetal position where they can't get out of bed and actually have to call into work because and be on like hardcore medication, like taking tons of to get through a Yeah, I've heard I've seen that start out like a kid. Yeah, oh yeah, it can get that bad. Do you cramp every time? Every month? I mean, it's just they're associated with It happens the same. You know it's coming and it's pushing something out lower

belly. It's just like stomach ache is sure. Just feel like a seat belt that's too tight after you ate some bad fish. Yeah, I can't make it home. The seat belt is too tight. Sometimes you would rather have a stomach ache than that. Like, do you guys get the stomach aches when you eat a lot of bad or cookies or whatever, And it's like, yeah, maybe the bubble where it's like that real intense, like

my god, pain and then that gurgle of relief happens. Oh yeah, I don't know what that's called if we all get that, but that is torturous cramp. That if that cramp maintained, I would call nine one one. I bet that's what a lot of women experienced during their periods. Is that type of pain? Man? Yeah? I mean you're basically you're shedding your uterine lining every month. You know, that's a process that's probably a

lot more involved than number one. They don't let on how many of these women are suffering silently because they don't want to be, you know, perceived as weak. We're warriors, yeah you are. Let's make the remainder. They show a tribute to women by the remainder. I've been doing it all day, Mike, just an hour. That's all that. They're good glass ceiling, all right? What else you got to skimming? No? What

this one? That one's okay? Uh yeah? So how do you guys feel about up top lips that look like they've been blown up like an air hose. Also the eyelashes that look like a shredded tire. Does this look attracted or attractive? To you guys, because this is a classic surgery. Yeah, and that's a whole, I guess, larger question. And I will take the easy road on saying, whatever you want to do, it's your life. If you think makes you more confident or beautiful, whatever,

do it, I'm pro to you know whatever, that's it. I don't The lip thing is wild. There it is, and it's like I look at some and I'm like, is it just not like settled yet? Like did you just get that? Did you just get that done? Is it swollen? Or is that what you intended to do? And again, what do you care? What I have to say, like, fine, do whatever you like. But there are some that are just inflated like a bike

tire, like she said that, I don't find. Yeah, maybe it's an international look that I don't get, or like a New York look, because in Texas, I'm like, I am not attracted to that in any way, shape or form. The giant curl, cute eyelashes and the plump lips. I don't the lip thing. The thing about the lips is I don't know if the people that are getting it done and they get them inflated to that size, if they see it as everybody else does, right,

I don't think they do. I think they see it as looking good and very normal, and if they feel that way about themselves and it makes them have some more I don't know, self esteem or feel better about themselves in public than great. But I don't really think that they see it the way everybody else does, because when I see it, it's sometimes it's a little

it's distracting because it's all you see. It's also if it's someone you knew before exactly, and I have someone that I knew before and then got these I'm like, what, I didn't recognize the person you know? And then you almost do that that out like I know what normally say that, Like you're reacting to the changes. H huh. In reality you're thinking when did you eat an inner? Two? Yeah, you're just enforcing it. Yeah, eyelashes, that's fine. I'm I think that's cool, no problem,

like tire shredded, Yeah, why not go crazy? But also like the big overstated like the sixties go go girl type makeup where they have the big amy winehouse, the way she would do her makeup, Like I love that thing. I love that look. I think it's very cool looking. It's very chic, uh very I don't know avant garde. If you will, it's it's kind of got a cool French thing to it. But man, there I have seen some eyelashes where it looks like somebody slapped a couple of

caterpillars to their to their eyelids. But yeah, that's I think that's kind of cool. I like that wild ass eye makeups getting heavy too. I don't mess the eyelashes and they stick them on, yeah, like you're get you get some glue and you just and they're like you can fill them and I don't. I don't care too much. Did you put them on when you met Mark Wahlberg the one time? Though? What if Michael B. Jordan? Actually Michael B. Jordan, I was gonna surprise you, But

he's coming in studio tomorrow, So are you gonna put the night? I would never. He's here to promote his new line of his new line of sweatpants. Yeah, yeah, it's Miles Garrett, Michael Jordan. They're working together on any line of sweatpants. They're called tight gray sweatpants. I will run through this window so fast, all right, save the rest of them. Yeah, well done, ladies, thank you for participating, as we've no doubt cleared up so much for you. A couple more he just uh

just added in. We'll add them to the document. We'll fire it back up in a week or two. But thanks girls for participating. All right, the hot off is next, and uh we will have your talkbacks. And if you want to sneak a buzzer beater in, you can still do it with the iHeartRadio app download that bad boy anyway, tons of free audio from all over the nation and you can listen to ninety seven on the Freak wherever you go. But yeah, we'll play your talkbacs next, right here on ninety seven on the Freak

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