This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one, The freak, my darling, give me some heads up. If Santa Claus is here, Oh mom, she's definitely cheating. She peaked at presents. Santa is here. Santa is hung up in the chimney because his big bag of fun. Little brother in the bathroom cranking out a homemade card because Santa is here, Daddy, He's at rest, stopped getting trilled for information to Helo, weary traveler trying to get back home for the Christmas because Santa is here. It's really good.
Ben Skinchy on the Speakeasy little bit Pluckers of Lower Greenville Today, fantastic. It's a downbeat like Suroy's back vacation, but he's on vacation. I'm on vacation, but I missed you guys. How what I'm gonna do? Just laying in bed? Yeah, yeah, actually yeah, that's incredible right now? Yes on a rainy it's raining, dog and cat out there. The weather man, Rodney Dangerfield Junior, the guy, uh what's his name? Grant Johnston an NBC five predictate one hundred chance of rain. I'm looking
at the doppler right behind you. I mean, look at that to me. Also, uh, this segment's balked to by Almo Drafthouse Cinema. It's highly important that you buy these tickets seven dollars. We're gonna give you a free drink if you have an ugly Christmas sweater. It's a great deal, all right. Tuesday six fifteen, Alma Draft House Cinema, Lake Highlands, get on this the movie's office Christmas party, my awesome Christmas Party. It's
gonna be great. Everyone says it's funny. Someone the other day was like, you guys are gonna love it, and I was like, yeah, we are. We have a good time that night. You need to be there. So ninety seven on the Free dot Com. Now, before we get to Mike Siroy's iHeart Performance Review, Dude, I'm gonna save this till nine thirty five actually because I want to make sure I get Okay. We're gonna do mikes Aroy's iHeartRadio performance review now, which if somehow ended up as
our responsibility, kind of your responsibility a little bit. I did have to conduct yours yesterday, so I heard that as well. He did not do well. No, but he's still here, So like what's the worst that can happen right now? We're not. The thing is we're not going to know for six to twelve months after this week. Yeah, it's got to get submitted to work Day. Yeah okay, Yeah, you have to submit it via facts to Workday with attached pictures of your feet. Yeah. Workday
apparently takes six to twelve months of anything done. It's kind of crazy. We'll start here and this look. It's not all bad, you know, but one thing that we're gonna want to work on. In twenty twenty four, Mike, let's try not to insult your coworkers. In twenty twenty four, Ed Robertson of Baar Naked Ladies is fifty three. Yeah, man, Baar Naked Ladies went platinum in Canada. There were of the most underrated and
overly criticized bands in Canadian alt rock history. That's one of the most annoying vocal cold opens of all time. Yes, man, oh that's good. Well, Danny BNL went platinum? Have you ever gone platinum? No? I had. You've been making fun of bands that are better than me. Have you been in like twenty bands? How are you to? I'm just jealous? Because none of my stupid bands ever made it. It's being fifty five years. Danny went platinum. Man maybe one day, man one day.
We can only how many is platinum? A million? A mill albums sold? Yeah, gold is five hundred k? Do you know you have you even like? Yeah, Bastards says like track number, do you know what the most albums you've been associated with has ever got to? No? No, not that many, but like, have you gotten a foul? Like yeah, get up for sure. I think the first Bastards record we had two represses, so that's probably somewhere near thirty five hundred five thousand.
But he doesn't get as signed a metal No, not for five thousand, No, sir, Okay, they didn't send you a framed record that you have on your wall made of aluminium. Loser. Mike's going down the list that they've given me. I didn't come off this. Uh, we're gonna try not to fat shame. In twenty twenty four, on top of it was a snapping turtle Take a look at this bad boy. The name is
chanka Saurus. They speculated that on the day the picture was taken, Chankasaurus might have been sitting on a bunch of ballards and chains because she wanted to her eggs to warm up and mature. Mikey okay and said the species can weigh as much as sixty pounds. This is a female turtle and she he's got eggs that are about to I don't know what turtles do lay their eggs or eggs whatever. Where's the dad? It's a problem up there in Chicago. Yeah, dead be dads are a real issue up there. I think
he's got an apartment uptown. And yeah, hanging out with a much younger turtle. Sure, he's got nicest, brings them up there, gets with them every night. She can still in the shells. Why, that's why go lay on the chain. The picture the fat turtles sit on the big chain. Yeah, lay on a chack, still fitting their shell. That's going crazy. That's going good. So far, so good about it? Yeah, all right, I mean to coworkers, body shaming, what's next?
Body shaving? Turtle? What's next for you? Let's try not to yell at listeners in twenty twenty four. I think that's a good two. We should just try for that. Justin Do you think you can name a song by the Police in ten seconds? Colin, do you think you can name a song by the Police and I don't know? Six seconds? Five? Colin? Do you think you name a song by stinging? I don't know. Five seconds? What do you think? I hope? So you're supposed to be given these numbers, Kevin, Okay, you're sloppy. How
fast do you think you can get this? Colin? I'm just trying to be fast. We'll find out, okay, Jesus Christ, Justin, I mean I was trying to do two of these. Let's give them some damn tickets. Play the FN song. I'll give you both tickets to see Helmet then? No, okay, Colin? Can you top ten seconds? Sure? Why not? Okay? Can you do it? Nine? Colin? No, you are screwing this up. Col How many seconds will take you to identify the upcoming police song? You tell me as many as take Jesus
Chris. If you don't say a number in the next three seconds, you're eliminated. It's over. College's gone, Justin. Congratulations, I told you I want to get a will that he was. That was awesome, College O. That guy sucked. Well, No, Colin was awesome because he was trolling us, and then could you hear when when Mikey screams at him, he's just going and we're looking at the clock like we're already late. I'm gonna knock this out. We probably just got yelled at the day before.
We want you to really focus on your live spots this year. Mike, all right, I know you've had a lot. Sometimes three in a day. Oftentimes three in a day, more like eight, well three for the same client in a day sometimes, oh, yes, for sure, but you know, just something to think about. Nothing you'll run. I can kill you for this. So when somebody's getting paid on commission, that's what they do. Their job is to get that number up for them to
make more money. Relyant has never done that, and they don't do it now. They don't pay their Cervix service text on the commission. I think that would be a guy, a guy of collegist, a Cervix tech. They don't hear that one too much. Has never done that, and they don't do it now. They don't pay their Cervix service texts on the commission. Well save that also, you know, back to our listeners here, don't freak out our listeners when they just want to offer a good deed.
Don't shock them to death. Hey, guys, it's Jonathan and Waco here. I travel a ton for work. I'm part of team having fun. I have a ton of hotel point. I can cover y'all for a hotel room. But it's one last thing that you have to handle. Okay, we're interested in what like? I can just book you guys a room, put one of all names on it. I thought you, I thought you wanted us to do so. Yeah. I thought he had some sort of compromise. But there's one more thing you got a handle. Kill my wife.
I could take us. No, No, I love lord, we just got married. No, she's beautiful. Boy in hindsight taken the point, Oh my god, Yes, why do we get rid of him? Ever? We were just you know, we're too nice, and that's the thing about us. We are way too kind. Yeah, we're the free drinks you know, to people if they just wear something. This Tuesday night screening that was for Houston, right, Yeah, Instead we stayed at the Dismemberment in That is the worst. I think that's the worst hotel I've ever
stayed at my entire lift. I considered staying it's not too yes, did you really? I considered it. You would have been in danger there as well. I definitely definitely when kept me out at least alone inside and like we all walk into a lobby. I don't know. It was just like a fold out desk like it was tables, ladders, chairs, pay per view and just a woman like, what the hell do you guys want?
Hotel room please? Like you lean back and check the sign, like yeah, it says hotel and they we spill into different wings of the hotel and Danny goes to one and there's just a dog in the room right next to him, going ape like a big ass pit bull, just barking his freaking head off. It was insane, Like when we parked, we saw the dog like president his crazy face against the window looking trying to kill us before I even got out of the car. It's mister Bayless. We have you
in room one oh six. Oh you have a roommate. His name is Koujoe. It's really bad when you're kind of terrified to take a shower, like using the showers, like I just don't think so I did not touch that shower. I did that night and that dude would have had us at the Grand Marriotte was in the shadow of a minute made park, like right next to it. At our hotel, all of the rooms were smoking.
Yes. Another listener called into the break and offered us. He goes, I got a budget, but like two thousand bucks if that helps you guys, and I was like, man, I'm not taking two thousand dollars from you, So that us three slapdas can go to Game seven like I'm just not doing it. I agree with sorry two nice Yes. Now the guy with the endless point, Yeah, we should have. We should have his
company for sure. We would have slept on sheets that had a thread count in the double digits at least instead of four just four woven pieces of yarn across a bloody mattress. Slept on a pile of bloody thread. It's pretty I think you know, you get used to it. It's fine. Bad No. Also, Mike on the employee performance review, as you came in for your vacation day, on your vacation day to handle this, please add this to the dossier that I'm on vacation right now and you came in on
your vacation day. Add that to the list. But also let's try not to get your coworkers aroused on the air. Do grown men get boners or is it just team boys? Kevin random? No, I don't morning sure that's not random though, that's science. Again, here's a downbeat sex machine, the young stud Yeah, not random in the day. I mean I guess back in the day. Yeah, you get the random. I would be so surprised if I got a random one during the show. Let's see
if we can. Let's see if we can the worst challenge. How long would it take, Danny, you do have the sexy voice out of the two of us. No for you to just verbally get Kevin to get a boner? How long is there just looking right at his eye? And that's all you need to do, is just get that spark of life. Yeah, just that beginning spark of life. And that would not even go down.
I don't know, that's your department. Just live in your performance review, we're trying to answer questions to ladies and Mikey, is you know, less than ten seconds later trying to get a circle jerk going. Don't get this thing done with now, Mikey, we're partnered with a lot of people. The MAVs. Also, we're the home of North Texas football. Absolutely,
you know, let's not say things about our partners. The Oklahoma City Python is still missing, the thirteen foot python in which we learned that it was eating a bunch of cats. Yeah, it was like me in college. Okay, See that's what I was talking about in the first segment. Boasty sex guy. There's no way he's boasty sex guy. He just did it. I know. It's just a joke. And look at JJ. Look what you're doing. Look at the sadness on her face. She is
disappointed in you right now. I is doing a service. She was she was face neutral moments ago, and now she's face sadness. And you know what if you were doing that up in you and T I feel sorry for you, son, Jazz Bush, Oh my god, I mean that's why you and I are sitting over here with empty mantles. KT okay, okay, Jazz. Once again, the freak listeners have failed as voters because that
was that was number one. I'm sorry, Julie. Look if all it takes to do to win number one is pee your pants, sign me up. But that was the line of the year that was outstanding. We were all leading to it. We're waiting for someone to send it home, put it together, and we relied on our award winner. Okay, but now there's two award winners. Mikey, if you've seen do you actually have a Oh it's framed underneath his picture? Oh my god? Did so? The
one guy from the forest actually sent you. Did he send you that? Or do you make that the whole forest Senate? And it's from Smokey Bear. The whole Forest did not send it to you, signed Smokey Bear. That's actually pretty amazing. Hey man, let's go easy on your girlfriend. Dude, geez be you a National Treasure guy? Actually like them? I love them? Yeah they are. I hate them because that's what we would watch in a history class, like every single day. You went to a
dumb school. This is why, this is why I don't know history. We would watch National Treasure every day. I mean, if in history class you watch National Treasure, did you say every day? Just to make sure you got it? Yeah? But they leave you on like a John Voight teaser right at the end of one class, and we're like, come back tomorrow, hey man, this guy or bad guy, if some of your teammates have been fighting cancer, let's maybe not scoreboard. Then I essentially learned
today that I don't have cancer in my body. Yeah. I think that's a pretty exciting thing to learn on a random Monday. That's a pretty disheartening brag for you to throw my way. Yeah, all right, so you've been eliminating. Yeah, there's somebody in here who's not really crazy about this, really about this entire conversation. I'm sorry, Skin, you've been eliminated from free Fall for this segment. You can go home now. Man,
Sorry, it was uncomfortable. That's why left it in there. Hey man, what to make jokes, but don't make jokes about your co hosts. Lastly, it's not for today's food joke. Thanks food food joke. What's the difference between the walk in cooler and Danny Bayless walking cooler and Danny biss I don't know what. Walk in doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. This has been the food court, Thank you everybody. All right, Frank, that's my favorite joke of the year. Danny doesn't joke every single
day. Food joke was the jipd Look, I have more and we have to get the stone cold et Okay, so don't go anywhere. The top on the Freak