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Messi Call In/Hot Mop

Jan 22, 202420 min
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We clean up the show, but not before we get another phone call from Lionel Messi

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This is the downbeat. On ninety seven one, The Free Be a Fun show, talked about a lot of stuff today, weather update, early pizza, of course, Messi's the big story preseason games in FC Dallas and enter Miami tonight at the Cotton Bowl. That's from one of the top stories in the news all day this morning, lots of today. Yeah, tickets are affordable, go and report for us. I think I'm going to walk in to MAVs and Celtics tonight after I go to Kieran Court and have some delicious

Chinese food Kerry in court, not Chinese food. I'm gonna have some dim sum. Oh, I love dims. Did you think it was odd that Kieran Kulkin thanked his mom and dad and didn't thank his brother. Did you notice that during his speech? I did. I was curious about that too, and wondered if those two were at odds. Yeah, I don't know

if they're strange. And also, just how bizarre is it that McAuley Colkin, like one of the more famous child actors of all time, granted for one or two roles whatever, but he played Kevin imagine being his little brother. Thank you? Yeah? You know, yeah, I want a weird environment to grow up in, Like, my brother is one of the most famous kids on Earth. Editions have yeah, I guess, but have your own aspirations and like, how do you even get out of that shadow?

And that dude wins the dem Globe and Emmy for Best Actor in a whatever drama. I mean, that's a beating out Brian Cox, Yes, a thespian. I don't know what a what a fascinating story. There's other brothers too, there's Rory Colkin too, who was in Scream four? Is the whole family acting? Geez? So did the parents have connections to get McCaulay into post of Lee But who knows? Or he was perfect for that role

too. He's great in his little kid But that definitely changed the trajectory of the other brothers in the family, I mean massively, and for that dude to be as quirky and weird as he is and good the story. So we win a prize ten times bigger than his brother ever did. Okay, Yeah, so that's cool. Well, if you're a NEPO baby, what is it? What is it if your brothers are famous to get you in the mix. We don't need to label him. He's just a hard working

kid but a unique upbringing. But it's not nepotism. It's brother, isn't okay? I know you're gonna do that. I don't know, asking from happening, and then that's where my mind is. I'm wondering that thing. Got a lot of talkbacks from people on the iHeartRadio app today. Wait that Yeah, JJ tells me it's still nepotism, eptism family. So I gave him my second passioned request that Lionel Messi call us in Espanol. Yeah. Did it work? Well? I don't know. I get no weird thumbs

up from JJ. It worked at six thirty am as Messi called in Messy on again. I don't know. We told the call back later JJ, Yeah, we got somebody special on the phone. Hello, ol our call her? Are you there? Good morning my friends? Again? Messy? It is he, It is he, It is he. Lionel Messi joined us this morning. He was asking about local supermarkets. Now I can help him. I don't know how you doing. Did you get what you needed?

At? Told us thumb Oh, Jess, I have a lot of stories to tell you, and I have to look at my notes first. But but first of all, Daniel Bailey, is how there you questioned the validity of the messy. This is the freak messy. Do not question it again, I don't and I won't. I was just really surprised at at the master grasp you have on the English language. Oh yes, I'm a millionaire, of course, but anyway, are ye? And he's done a

hundred laps around the planet that just so fluid. Indeed, indeed, indeed, so I don't know if you know, And I don't know how you guys have no freaking out But I don't know if you notice very is thirty six degrees in Texas, Oh my god, the grocery stores were madness. There was no milk, no batteries, no bread. But there was a lot of meat and uh and other goods, but but no bread or batteries of milk. What do any batteries for? So bad? But I don't

know. But everybody kept grabbing batteries, so I grab batteries too. I'm blown away that you do your own shopping, yes, oh, yes, yes, indeed, yes, there's a lot of YouTube videos of me shopping in little markets. Ah, but oh my god, with these roads. You know, of course I'm driving the Miami's van. Of course, But I got into a wreck and this lady comes out of the car and she

started dialing threes, trees, trees, trees. I'm scared. I don't know what's going on, but you should be scared, mister mess Well it was her fault, two on four, all threes. You're about to lose a big chunk of your fortune if you're going against the Franks. Well, see I was, he said, I was driving the Miami FC van. Yeah, of course he was business own big for them, but all over the side of it. I don't know why they do this, but you

know, I love the freedom of America. Back when I played that socer in Barcelona, there was a person in the staff that used to say things like, no in here, I can you do everything? It's lovely? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good to know. Simple. Are you So you're gonna actually play tonight? Because a lot's been made about your rivalry with FC Dallas defenseman Leonard Sloppy, Well, I'll ask you this. Can I call you ke fifty? That's fine, okay, I'll don't play for

you, I'll play use for you. Yes, you will. You're gonna play the whole game for Kevo. No no, no, no no no no no no no no, no game. I'm not but it's the old I only play for you know, no maybe three four minutes' pre season game. But hey will play for you Kevo. He's gonna get out there. Oh, thank you. I'll be there. We'aring my Mario Maga hat. Okay, fantastic guy. You make America something right yea uh? And you know what before I go, I want to ask you for a huge favor.

Is there anybody in staff that has their own podcast that maybe because I want to stop new podcast, he's going to be called Messy Texas Roads. Well, I know the guy for you has got a little room on his podcast. Go yeah, yeah, I love it. Yeah. My podcast network is always looking to expand, so yeah, Messi Texas Roads. All right? Well, is this like the new Texas country reporter Lianel Messi? Yeah, stopping it every dairy queen in Texas, well, Leonel, I

want to see Colonian once was was magical. I can't believe you called in again. Thank you for for being on our radio station, Thanks for coming to town and guaranteeing that you are going to play, albeit maybe just a couple of minutes in the big match of the Cotton Bowl tonight. Yes, sir, absolutely, I love this. I love the freak station. Yes, thank you. Hey, download the iHeartRadio app that you can listen to us when you're back in Miami, back in Argentina, wherever the your travels

take you. You can support support our little radio station. Yes, sir, very wows go messy. Wow, Cotton Bowl should be packed tonight. What an exclusive honor it was just bestowed upon us. And that to all your newspaper people. Oh my god, we had we had Lintel Messi on twice morning of the game. Apparently visited a tom thumb. There's a rush on batteries. It's weird. Everyone else was getting them, so I just got them too. God. He said he was driving the team bus,

a business owned via Cool wasn't he got? Was just standing there dialing press. That is not a set up any of us. That's great, that's a funny, man. I got some talk backs. We should ask Lionel if he wanted to go see the pixeres. Yeah, I'm surely he would. Is he gonna be in town in June. If they're on the schedule again, come back. Uh, let's go into the intro this time and done it. Well, let's do the hot mop intro brought to you by

Advanced ter Restoration. We made an awful acquiesced. Sorry about your fancy dress. Looks white guy. Better grab a hot bot, hot mona clean it all up with my trustee hot moms. That a red microphone. Gotten there the iHeartRadio app where you can leave us up to a thirty second voicemail. Dude, we should have asked, damn it, Lionel Messi if he would guarantee to score a goal for Kevio tonight. Why for me? He loves you and that's why he's playing. It is my special day. We could

have asked him if you'd score two goals for Keveo Likekeith Hernandez. Yeah, what paul O'Neil involved. Paul o'nill need to hit a home run for the cancer kid? Am I making up a Seinfeld reference or that that happened Kei nd in the spit? Okay, so maybe that wasn't. It's Paul O'Neill because the kid asked him to hit two home runs when George guys like, I know, hello, I mean, and one's a lot dude. Let's go to this person here, Oh Kevin, turn your volume out. There

we go and now good morning down bead. This is your friend on the old Listen. I just wanted to let you know that we are now officially six days away from the Royal Rumble at the official stop on the Road to wrestle Mannia, Dan Go. It's going to be amazing. It's gonna be incredible. You're going to see pegs and bicyps popping, You're going to see big men in oil throwing people over ropes. It's going to be a hot dumb wow. What an astay for us. From Messi to Arnold Schwarzenegger to

Steve Perry, we've had a huge show. It's could have been an international show. That wasn't Brodie though he's pounding his fist on the table that was clearly Arnold's Like, no one gives them an update on the length of time until the Road to WrestleMania begins other than me, unless it's Arnold and it's been pointing back to you now I believe Yeah, he let me know, Yeah, yeah, it was me first and then Kevy Series, Countdown,

Survivors Series, The Royal Rumble this Saturday? Is it really this one this weekend? Oh? Wait? Is that Peacock? Yeah? You're Is it Peacock or Paramount anyone? Because it's one of those two? I don't know, Mikey, I've got them all now. Okay, we can watch the Royal Rumble. Guys, let's starting. Bought it for a month. It's a fun one. They run down, throw, throw each other over the top rope. You never know who's coming. It is the It is the funny ge't wait, you never know. It's the fun one. It's the

fun Yeah, now most of these are you know? I love the Royal Rumble. I don't know back when I was thirteen. Okay, we can watch Royal Rumbo review The Royal Rumble next week for your house. You can watch it full if you have both those apps. Can we come to your house? If I'm gonna watch this, it's gonna be a group party. I want to I want to hang out at your house? Would take what are you hiding from us? I want to come over to your house. I want to drink your whiskey. I want to pet your dog and I

want to wear your robe. Good times with good friends watching Royal Rumble. I don't see the harmon in it, Danny bus the Scouts foot as a week of Okay, there's a vet's put a pin in it, right. This is a shout out to Nesto and Jose and all of Latino Nation that listens to the Freak. Thank you for waking up at six am to go to your hard working jobs so that way we can get some ratings at early in the morning to laugh with mikey KT and Danny. I'm assuming they're funny

that early. I don't get up that early. I am white. But thank you Latinos for keeping the Freak going in the morning. Yes, the bank does it oupen until nine yep. Latino Nation, Hell yeah, hell yeah, it's our people. I'm a Dennison resident and a huge freak and Glen and yeah, that land was purchased like twenty years ago, going is just sat doing nothing. And now it's gonna have Margaritaville on it. And on the Oklahoma side they're bringing in a hard rock casino and resort. The

place is gonna be popping. You're just about to pop off on Lake Texoma everywhere everywhere, telling you I'll repeat it because that's a hot sports opinion. But we're about to be the coolest place in America. We'll be dead, we won't make it. It'll probably be forty years from now, but you w's gonna be the coolest place in America. We'll sell the construction for it,

and that'll be cool. Buy land whoever, whether it be a little house, whatever, buy some what if Texoma becomes the big destination lake around here? Forgotten Lake? It's huge and kind of awesome. You used to go up there own as a kid. Yeah, what'd you do? If they're fish? Jitski? Good fish. I like touching the fish because they flop. That's my real my real problem. Do you ever do cocaine on

the lake? Kevin never done cocaine? Same, I should. My real problem with fish, sleepy, It's the same problem I have with animals and and people. I don't like when people touch me or in just the unpredictable nature of an animal, Like can we just stop rubbing your shoulder when I walk past? You know? That is weird when you do that, and I don't love it. You don't love it. You can rub my shoulders

anytime. I don't care. If a man I barely know wants to rub my shoulders, I will sit there and take it and enjoy it because it feels. What about a gentle pad as I pass you by here, that's fine. Just it's just, I mean, it's a little it's a little, a little squeezy squeeze. It's the unpredictable touching. You know, the guys who want to get up and get a big hug in they don't. You really know you that well? And fish just the three fish flop.

You gotta admit it's unpredictable and a little scary. Oh, I agree with that. You're like, okay, I'm gonna let you take it off the hook. I'm good. Well, they're suffocating and they have a hook in their jaw. You think you're seeing this fish at it's best. That's why I don't fish. I actually don't really fish either. WW is on peak and you guys all have it because the game got rid of it after mind you still yeah, but it'll still last through thirty days. Just reload it.

I'm learning that I still have it. You still have it? Okay, Yeah, watch you paid for the full month, you get the full month. Let's see if we get to it Morning down Beat. Two things regarding the trash in China, I've always heard that the landslide will bring you down. And secondly, can we please bring back Koma kazie karaoke? I would love to hear Sarroy singing Home, Sweet Home. I think that's how we're sitting you out today. What a great idea, Kama kazi karaoke.

It was fun on that. We need to do it. Yeah, we can bring that back, though one wasn't. I think we can do it explicitly banned in our post show meeting. I think we can do it in two minutes, I'll sing out today. Yeah, I'll do the last year. So are we claiming this now down be the official show of the HISP You know what, let's take it. Yeah, Hispanics, we'll take anyone the official show of the Hispanish Spanish. I don't think we can label it

because we have two they called in today official. I think your nest at Jose and their leader Messy will get our back. Man, I don't know who y'all gave those modest mouse tickets to. Because I was stuck on thing ringing, but I'm bummed out. I want some of them tickets. I love you, Fie, I love you. We're gonna go away to the

tickets all week and I'll tell you this right now. Schedule at eight am or a couple minutes after eight on Wednesday, We're gonna play a little mini game, yeah, with these small town boys going head to head with a man from the big city. That's me, And I'm gonna pair up with some callers. We're gonna try to take a little small town Texas quiz and I'm gonna win somebody some damn tickets and it could be you talkbacker. It'll be fun. He go one on. Yeah, put that in your phone.

Hey, I guess this weekend. Watched the new Eric Andre Special and wow, crazy. I mean he was absolutely right when you guys had him mine And you know, I think every show now that I go, if I see him again, I I'm just gonna have a poncho on it was. I watched the last night. It's horrifying. What's so bad? It

was on Adult Swim. It's thirty minutes of a live show. At the end, he got he got someone's he got a guy up and started texting his ex girlfriend and then facetimed FaceTime him live and she was with her boyfriend. Oh. Then it ended up with can I watch? That's kind of crazy? I don't know. Uh, Lit's send the show this way today. We'll be back tomorrow morning at six am. Every second we do, we'll be podcasted, you know wherever you get your podcast the iHeartRadio, tons

of stuff. If the Maths win tonight, we'll have Jason Kidd tomorrow. At some point you're in the show, well, have press play JJ with the Oscar nominees. That will be official that gets dropped on is tomorrow morning plus any breaking local news, sports or fun things all over it for you tomorrow morning from six to ten am. But right now, let's go to the Dallas Observer Radio host of the Year for twenty twenty three. Glad,

Thanks Roy JJ. We're gonna go out like this today. Point at me when it starts, should be plaining cranky good, Grab a box of tissues DFW. You know I'm a dreamer, but my hearts of gold I had to ride away so I wouldn't come home low. Just when things went right of me they're always wrong. Just take this song and you'll never feel left all alone. Take this song and you'll never feel left all alone. Take me to your home, fill me in your bones. Just one more night,

and I'm coming up this long and winding rules. I'm on my way, on my way home. Sweet tonight world, I'm on my way. Oh sweet, You're welcome everyone. See Tomorrows Ticksi'm Bennetts. Skin Show is next. Nice have one for By

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