You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven to one the freak. Wake up, your little sleepyhead. It's time to get your stupid ass out of bed. To you about the most important thing in the most important thing, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And yesterday, in the final segment of the show, Me Kevin played some audio for you guys from a story out of More, Oklahoma. Now you've heard of More, Oklahoma due to some vicious tornadoes that they said to F five and nineteen ninety nine and F five and
twenty thirteen. So it's a town it's been stricken with tragedy. But listen to this news audio to kind of reseg that played this yesterday for you about what's currently going on in More, Oklahoma. And then we'll pick up from where we left off yesterday because I sent out some emails and had been in contact with some officials of their city. Here's Fox twenty five's Tom Ferguson aka the ferg We'll string them. Adult toys, left out buildings, light poles,
even the water tower and more. Have the whole town talking. One man said he saw a drone leave one side of the walmart in your southwest nineteenth and South Telephone in a video posted yesterday, and that is where we find Fox twenty five's Tom ferguson tonight. So Tom, any word on who is behind this? Adam and Wendy. At last update, police had no idea. Now there were a couple of those objects stuck to some of the
live posts behind me, but Cruz took them down just this afternoon. In today's toy story, one man took this picture of one of the objects stuck to the side of the walmart. Here's another that one woman saw on the South telephone light pole, and yours what was left on the more water tower. Residents also reported sidings near Southwest one nineteenth in Western That was where a wild turkey that caught the town's attention used to hang around before reportedly being hit
by a car and killed in October. Hundreds of comments on Facebook show this has everyone talking. One woman commented, whoever is doing this is my hero? Turned my boring Wednesday into a spicy scavenger hunt. A man said, this is the greatest thing to happen to this town. What is this legal? What consequences could those responsible face? According to police, the decision to
file charges won't be made until they've contacted whoever put them up. A statement read in part the more Police Department does not condone the actions of this individual and finds the prank and appropriate. Live and more. Tom Fergus, Fox twenty five News. Okay, so off there right now. It's a story you would never hear from a local New Orleans news outlet. No, they got other stuff going on. So they say the drones. See, I
guess their police department would actually encourage this kind of behavior. Yeah, but they're saying drones dropped many of these and that's how they got on top of the water tower. Like what beautiful shots have been? A Walmart drone delivery gone wrong? Yeah? Oh yes, by the way, on that story we did last week, I did download the app. It doesn't deliver to the station, but well we will get a situation where we're getting deliveries via
drone the first day it's available. Let me need some watermelons with around the building. Crazy Now. I got on top of this two nights ago. And because if you guys remember, you guys do, but our listener's out there. Three four months ago, there was the python in Oklahoma and we had people on, Well, here is a situation here where I started hollering at a couple of city officials, including the city manager and the assistant city manager. Very basic. We love to have you on to talk about the
adult toy bandit. Brooks Mitchell did respond, and he responded with we don't have anything to say at this time. So yesterday during the nine to thirty segment, because and I countered with that's fine, you couldn't even jump on to give us some of the facts of what has happened, hit him back again with the last chance sre you don't want to give a quick briefing. We're a top five market, you know, last chance incredibly threatening way to
start at Communica. And then at nine am yesterday on the air, we crafted this email to Brooks Mitchell, the city manager of More, Oklahoma, that says, is there something that you are covering up? Covering up is in bold. I have many acquaintances in the area and people are speculating that this story somehow related to the unfortunate MYSTERI is Turkey death of last October, you know, the one where the wild turkey was hit by the car.
I'd love to get the real information to share with all of df W from people like you who are really in the know. I'd hate to have to get the ferg on the case, but I think he'd be willing to come on the air. All we like is five minutes of your time, have a great Tuesday, and hopefully we can coordinate something we hit go off the air. But nine fifty six, At nine fifty eight, I received an email from Brooks, Mitchell City manager of Kevin at this point, we think
this is just a prank. When I have actual information, I would be happy to come on your show, to which I responded, gross. No. So I saw that, and sitting on that night, I couldn't sleep. You were up at three point thirty, by the way I know. Then I responded, how do you know because I saw an email you replied to it it's good. I was like, this will be funny if I do it that early. Then I responded after he said, but he said, at this point we think it's a prank, I'd be happy to come
to your show. I said, thanks. It just feels like there has to be more to this story which I listeners sent in, and that you get all the credit for that everything I hit it with am I right? And a question mark? Did you spell it like more? Yes? I put quotation marks too, and it was it was am I right? One word? Yeah, I thought about it. I went ahead and spelled its older fella, you know, I get it. Then Brooks came back to me at twelve thirty five yesterday and said, truly, as far as I
know, there is not. When I know something, I will call you, which is wild because he doesn't have my number unless he does. Unless he does, which I guess is possible. This guy's just shaking his head to refreshing his email, Like, what the hell, Yeah, Kevin, that's just a prank. What else does Brooks happen to you during the day, dude, Tornado preparation defense. He's replying, He's replying to emails in the time that it takes to get to the next episode of Reacher. Well,
he's at work watching Netflix. Dang it, hang on pause it next video in fifteen seconds. I guess I'll hit Kevy oh back. So that about that point I kind of realized, you know what, my work is done here with Brooks Mitchell. He's not gonna give us much. He doesn't know anything. What's going on m HM, let's get the ferg on the case. So I sent out an email to Fox twenty five's Tom Ferguson in the wolf I don't know. You may know him from voices like this today
into a spicy scavenger hunt. First, Hello, mister Ferguson. I'm Kevin Turner, host of the morning show on nine. He's having one of the freaking now so you played the audio of your news report on the adult toy bandit which it's not out of bandits're stealing them, he's giving them away, Robin Hood. Will you be willing to call into our show tomorrow morning to discuss the latest the Robin Hood. I'm sorry, take it back, Robin Hood and the Prince of Uh, don't don't try to try to advance the
joke that wasn't good to begin with. It rhymes with thieves in search of the queue go, we got it? You're so, Tom Ferguson. I said that to see if you go on the show right, And an impatient Kevin woke up this morning and said, you know what, I don't like that Fergie is not has it gotten back to me about this important story, And I'm not gonna this is now five days. This has been in the news, okay, and they're now trying to distance There's been no updates,
there's been no news about it, nothing more. So we did a story that just goes away, and I'm trying to fight this. In this world, we have short news cycles, but we're not finishing stories. And then
Finisher went to war. Hello Tom, seeing that you didn't reply to my initial email yesterday, it makes me think there might be something y'all are covering up what I have many acquaintances in the area and people were speculating that this story somehow related to the unfortunate, mysterious turkey death in the last October, you know, the one where the wild turkey was hit by the car where
you left out other important details put him on the spot there. I'd love to get the real information to share with with all of DFW from people like you who are really in the know. I'd hate to have to get city manager Brooks and Mitchell on the case. We are finding your evasiveness concerning All we would like is five minutes of your time to tell your truth. Have a great Wednesday, and hopefully we can coordinate something. Thanks. So we
patiently await an email from the Ferg. Now that's where we're at right now. That's where we're at now, and we're pinging threats between the Ferg and Brooks Koepka. Oh my god, I'd hate to have to involve. Was it Brooks The probably just had a day off or something. You know, he's got this super ominous email, like, what the hell? It's not related to a turkey that got hit four months ago. No one's brought that up, but you where you left important details out about what happened to that
day of turkey. And he's like, what what's next in the story? Guy dropped a dell on the water tower. It's really funny, this this turkey conundrum that went down last October, which I'll never forget for whatever reason. Yes, that's fateful day in October of twenty twenty three, when we lost our wild turkey at this intersection. For them to reference that, make that a reference point, that must have been a big deal. They did
that in town, they did they might have done it. You know what I'm saying though, is that ye for them to cide an intersection, you know, the intersection, the one or the wild turkey that got run over by a car and was killed. There's a quick look October Fox twenty five, October twelve. Turkey chases pedestrians, stops traffic, nothing more than that. Are you trying to find the wild turkey story? Umm? Yeah, we can find I think you can find the fur reporting it is the fur
reporting on it. Actually, yeah, by this is turkey has been evening. You could predict it pretty clearly. Uh, let's see here, it's gonna load an ad for fifteen seconds. You can see in the background city officials scraping up what's left of the wild turkey that was smushed by Toyota corolla. So this is just the story. This is not the story of it being killed. It's just the story of it existing. So let's hear a
couple of seconds of that. He's on the loose, rough on some feathers in the south Oklhom City more areas come something more of a local celebrity as onlookers that started posting videos of sightings all over social media. Yeah, let's freaking Fox twenty fives. Tom Fergus and Udriens is lie from the turkeys current trotting grounds near western of one nineteenth So Tom, what's that feathery fello been up to? Hopefully not running a fowl? Why? Yes, well I
didn't been wedder. You might be wondering where Tom to Turkey as he's so called is right now, And we spotted him zooming in. He's actually perched on top of that stoplight. He's sitting there on a red light. So yeah, but then, so that's October twelfth from the Ferg. The last story that I saw in that damn Turkey was October thirtieth, beloved OKC Turkey viral on social media, hit and killed by car. Oh no, please tell me the Ferg's gotta it's not the ferg though. Oh no, Yeah,
he let other people in his town go take his story. And that's what I'm talking about. We have to hold the media accountable, and that's what I'm doing. We need Tom Ferguson to call in or come give us the latest. I've checked by junk Melage to make sure you know that it didn't you know, go there, by the way, if y'all ever wandered a fun exercise, go check your spam mail and then read that on the
air. Good God, if it comes to that, I'll probably be at my desk with the box, yeah, filling it up, reading our spamming nails on the air. No, I'm not interested in local older women. For that. To me, I will afford that team. So there is your update so far, couple of texterers. I love that this is the most important thing. You know, we've been talking about tinkering that segment. Though maybe it's the breakfast boner. Oh that's funny, dude, never stop
on this case. You are the story finisher. Yeah, you are the news finisher, and the news finisher. That's it. Well, we're only the fifty yard line of this one, boys, and I think with the we might be had our own five yard line. This could go deep. It's gonna take. It's gonna take a phone in from the ferg to get us anywhere near the red zone. Yes, at least you got the city manager willing to call in. I mean he said he do it. I
just want to get a city manager on it. Ask him the most inappropriate adult sex toy questions and just see, like, what are we talking about your rubber fist? Are we talking about some type of vibe? You know? Just see what he's got. We'll see birthdays. A ton of them today, guys, ton of big birthday, happy birthday celebrities. Let's go on order of you say that at the beginning to cover it all. You did, good job. Yeah, I don't want to do it individually.
Let's think about those we've lost. First, Andy Kaufman would have been seventy five. I think you mean Andy Kaufman is seventy five. Oh yeah, it's gone. Sing the Jim Carrey absolutely in this right, beautiful Dave Chappelle. Just if you watch his new Netflix, he starts off with a bit on that, Wow, it's fretzy, so good. It's funny, just talking about he got invited to meet Jim Carrey and he loves Jim Carrey.
He's so excited. But when he got to meet him, he was on set as Andy Kaufman and he was staying in character the whole time, and David, pretty widely known, kind of pissed. Yeah, He's like, I wanted to meet Jim Carren sucks or he's here, he has to meet Jim Carret. Boy. He sure I watched a clip of it. But Chappelle sure does lean into the trans jokes, doesn't he know? You should get in on that. It's funny though, good that the whole special is
funny. No, I will, I'll watch it. That's part really specific. It's actually probably the least funny part of all that stuff. There's a bunch of new comedy specials. See Muhammad Ali would have been eighty two. God Lee, that's it. Wow. So that means he was like seventy five ish when he died. That was six seven years ago, probably right, five six seven years ago. Yeah, something like that. Don Zimmer
would have been ninety two. Oh no, off image. All I can ever think of is the Saturday Night Live bit, not Pedro pushing him down and killing him down. He twisted his head to the side. He was just rolling like a ball down a hill. You remember the SNL bit, don't you, Horatio Sands playing Gon Zimmer. Yeah, it's pretty funny. Oh dear, you threw me on the ground again. Oh crap. He keeps getting up, he keeps just twisting his head and he rolls on the
ground. It's pretty good. Fifty years ago, earth a Kit would have been ninety seven. Dang, let's hear your Earth a Kit. I've got a little otherwise. Yeah, dude, you've heard it. It's perfect, it's beautiful. It's like she's back, It's like she never left. Betty White would have been one o two. Damn did she make it two hundred? She was a week away, and wasn't she a week away from the Betty White hundred birthday special? That's right? Yeah, she just didn't want
to go to her party and they took some rewrites. Does the whole Madden thing too? Madden? They aired his and then he died like two weeks later, right that the Madden dog. Yeah, al capone would have been one twenty five and Benjamin Franklin of Benjamin Franklin Plumbing would have been three eighteen. Thank you for your support. Yes, the punctual plumber, um. Ben Franklin was a rebel. Indeed, he liked to get naked and smoke on the weed. Calvin Harris is forty the DJ. Yes, he was
married to someone hot and famous. Well, so Taylor, Taylor's cheated on him with someone he's not pants DJ? Is he he's not pants DJJ? Danny, Yeah, it's wrong with you? Maybe so was it Taylor Swift? Then he wasn't married. He's had a bunch of celeb late Lady loves Dwayne Wade forty two, known mostly as the host of the Cube. Uh we can all yell at Dwayne Wade rightly, so, but the Cube is pretty fun watch. Yeah, and you know what, he's a good player.
So yeah, he was really good. You know ray J's forty three started it all? Man? What's the second thing anyone here knows? Most Brandy's cousin. Oh really he started it all? O brother brother, brother, brother, Yeah, yeah, brother, Like were it not for ray J? No, Paris Hilton's was before? No, no, no, I'm talking about started it all for that empire? Oh oh, the Kardashian I don't think. I do not think that those those ladies are running billion
dollar industries and cosmetic lines and reality shows. Were it not for that tape? Yeah? I agree, although they could have been some level of famous just because connection, they're kind of already were going to be. He's also he dated Whitney Houston before she passed away. I'm told I wonder if he had to assist her in her constipation problems. Zoey Dishri Bobby, did you
know that story? Don't? Yeah, she would get so impacted down there from all of the crack that he would have to manually go in and help clear out the anoose. Got it dry? You out? Man? That's true? Why would you admit to that if it was? Some prunes have a raisin Zoe distroin now forty four star of New Girl formally Married to Deathcat for Cutie lead singer Ben Gibbert. Quirky and fun, kind of quirky, funny, Eh, I don't know, weird guys. New Girl's not bad,
though, Will John's fifty three? Yeah, I've told you before. I once held Little John's chalice at the at the Billboard Musical Awards at his peak. Did it have liquid in it? Yes? What was it? I don't know, Cator, Why would you have me hold his child? It's gotta be red wine with the chalice. It does the time. It can be Champagne, could be brandy, but he was. He was a big like a big boy. No, no, like a huge just his window to the wall is that. Yeah. You'll be seeing him in about
three three weeks for the super Bowl halftime show. All right, Yeah, he'll come up with usher and do Yeah, you have to you got to do. Yeah, Kid rocks fifty three Patriot, my favorite kid rocker, my favorite shoots. It's just what he's mad at beer and shoots it. But when you do this, when do you do this reprud on it? You see that bullets are coming in from another couple of guns off to the side. It wasn't even him, and you can see that he's missing.
See his professional shooters are really destroying the bud light. Can I say, Ba with the Ba is a pretty banging song. You wanted to be a cowboy? Baby? You like that one too? No? No, it is pretty badass. The bang, the bang, diggy diggy. Okay, there's now it's very limp biscuit. Well, okay, a couple too, Yeah, okay, I don't know what He shout outs all his heroes at the methadone clinic. I don't know when that came out. I was like, let's pretty play that anytime. I mean, if you don't just suddenly
get mad at kid rock for whatever reason. Right. I always thought he was a looney tune, a terrible actor, and Joe Dirt, But that's just me. Like Ba with the Ba Michelle Obama sixty Happy Birthday, He's ripping an actor that was in Joe Dirt. Joe Dirt's amazing movie. Joe Dirt is actually really good. Don't judge the acting in Joe Dirt Almos where we make it. Don't do any more Joe Dirt lines. Jim Carrey is sixty two. WHOA alright, then do one? It feels good. What's
his current? I mean he was. He spent no better chunk of a decade as the highest paid actor in the world. Does he do stuff now, Jim Carrey? I really know, not lately. But did he just go go kind of nuts and get serious and then real serious and existential now for fifteen years? Though, I guess he just reached max money, right, And I don't want to dance for you idiots anymore. Not a bad movie. Him with Zoe Deschanell in the movie Yes Man, where he has
to say yes to everything. Not bad. I'm seriously, it's not bad. Chilie Davis is sixty four. We got a hustle here, Suzannah Hoff sixty five, Danny, Steve Harvey sixty seven, I'll be damned, Steve Earl sixty nine, Mary Povich eighty five, and I want to play one for a here because he's ninety three Today, Ladies and gentlemen, the iconic James Earl Jones. You're a sad devotion to that. Nope, not the
audio A wanted screw it. When he says in Field of Dreams, he goes, oh people will come, Ray, people will most definitely come. You like that? It is I just melts my heart every time. Coming up next, should these cowboys free agents stay or should they go? And we are talking about a couple lifers here next on ninety seven one the Freak