The Downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freaking sh shot. All I do was we wi me no matter what money on my mind? Where did it in Austin City limits port of body. No? They say hey, they say, whoa, We're World Series champions. We all get huge rings metrics. We should get wasted every day on the show. Why don't we Back in the day, some old radio hosts knew that, right, Yeah, just smoked SIGs and got hammered every day. Yeah, and then they
committed some violations and get me too. You couldn't do it anymore, Jesus sorry, popped another three number three? Trace are we on bottle three? Yeah? Three and half? Three and a half? Now after that, Jong he just put in that that cup hour, We're three and a half bottles down. Mike makes his mimosa. Rao ratio is a little weird. It's like it just looks like slightly orange champagne. Yeah, just a smack of orange. Yeah. I don't feel like I'm getting much vitamin C value
out of my mimosa. I got the orange juice, said Specs, which is awesome. And it was like a dusty top, like it's just sitting on a shelf. This is Langer's orange juice. And then I looked at the bottom where it's like the it's pasted on the bottom. I tried to shake it as hard as I could to make it, you know, make the orange juice look like orange, and an that minute made crap. Suck it alto by. Let's go to the free hotline. We've got a collar
here who'd like to join the join the fray from and an? Hello, collar? What's your name? Is it me? It's you, It's meh nomenal. My name is Jamie. I'm in Fort Worth, Uh Jay Hill Radio on the Twitter. I've been on hold for a long time. I have not slept. Shout out to Gino PETROLLI uh, Steve Bouchelle Pete and
Cavilio, Old McDowell, Larry Parrish my heroes, man. I I you know it's weird, like you know cub fans Red Sox MA, like generations of people were fans of those teams and they died and never got to see championships. Unfortunately, my father passed last November, so like this is it's it would have been awesome for him to uh be a part of this. It's it's crazy. It doesn't feel real. That's why didn't go to sleep, because I was afraid if I went to sleep that it wouldn't have been
real. And and then and you know what I'm saying, like, it's so I want to party with you, guys. I'm just here to party with you guys, right, I love you so much. Well, Jamie, thank you. And I want to say this every company out there, quite frankly, unless you already allow your employees to not go into work very much, let them have Thursday and Friday off. Jesus, what are we doing here? Let them have it off to make it up next week. You know, you think anybody was working the day after Boston? No,
and no one's gonna be working tomorrow. I'm not working now. I told you I took a few days off. And listen, by the way, anybody out there who needs advice, nobody argues with diarrhea. If you tell somebody you got diarrhea, nobody's gonna argue with you. Yeah, just tell him that. Crap your pants, just crap, you want a day off work, crap your pants? Simple. Anyways, I love you, guys. This has been it's it's phenomenal. Man. You know, my first
game was nineteen eighty eight. I've been I've been doing this since nineteen eighty eight, and I never ever thought that this was gonna happen. I thought we'd be lovable losers forever. And you know now, I mean, I guess I could die and and say that I've seen them all. You know, I got the Cowboys stars right, here's the best part of Guys. In eight months, we'll be hoisting another Larry O'Brien and the Stanley Cup as well. I mean, we're the epicenter skip the Cowboys in the world.
We are the epicenter of World champions. Well, I want to take Cowboys. You know, I don't want to say I love the Cowboys. I would love to see another one, but you know what, it's it's finally agreed. Lario O'Brian in the World Series in one year is fine. Yeah, we'll take it. Can you imagine? All right, dude, thank you, Jamie, thank you brother. Oh Jamie, I'm gonna go get somebody pregnant. Okay, don't do that. If there well, don't go
get someone praying. Well, gee, I mean, I guess do we I mean, if she's okay with it, somebody he doesn't really even know yet. Is this the eighth time in the Big four sports that we in this area have woken up as champions? Yes? Five and one one one five for the Cowboys, one for everyone else. So the eighth time and fifty whatever sixty years. MAVs have been twice, Rangers have been three times,
Stars have been three times. Three times. Yep. But in all those tens of thousands of days, eight times you've woken up as a champ. Legit, think about champ. There's seven days in a week, Mike, what context eight put it that? You put it in a one week of our entire lives. Think about that one week of our entire lives. Have we woken up as champions? And this completes the circle every team? I mean, I want it for you. How many billions of years,
KEVEO, thirteen billion years? All these things have happened before us and we ended up here. Can you even fathom? And there's one species of path that learns the language and just talks. Yeah, the parrot. Parrot only crap one like maybe you have a dog that sort of it does sound like he says, I love you. He does. He's not saying I love you, dude. He just wants a damn treat. Yes, he wants a greenie every day. Is manipulating you to get a treat. That's all
he cares. I don't even know if your dog loves you. He just wants some treat. He knows that you are the gatekeeper to food. Yes, but the parrots talk. The parrots talk. Now, here's the poop scoop At eight fifty four or eight fifty five, I'll say eight fifty four, we're gonna go to break and coming up at nine am across every iHeart station in America, like seven hundred and fifty stations, and a lot of
stations are doing this by the hour. We're not doing that unless say you just by the hour at nine am, a brand new Beatles song is being released on all the iHeart stations exclusively, and we will hear that here. That's it. Nine Like we have to break early in this segment because it's supposed to be correct. But and I will say, you want to I
think you're gonna want to hear this. I watched a little mini documentary last night on the making of this The history of how it all came to be, and it's a John Lennon song, and to hear John Lennon's voice again, you might cry again. And I'm not kidding because I sat there and watched this YouTube video it's like twelve minutes long before the game last night,
and that was the first time I wept. I'm not kidding. And for the percent of our audience who doesn't give one single s about the Beatles and put me there, I really don't care about the new Beatles song, all right, you know what I should care. Danny created an incredible range anthem that took every Beatles inspiration he could come up with, almost and strung it together. Now I want to sell this correctly. I don't put words in your mouth, Daniel, but we played it a little earlier in the show
and it's outstanding. And I want everyone to visualize Rangers highlights from this postseason run and put them in there, or memories from your childhood while you're listening to that. We're gonna play that after the brand new Beatles song at nine. What a thing. But you can have it all with the down beat, you can, and you can have Ranger money. As we'll continue spinning the wheel for the rest of the show, but already spun the damn wheel.
We spun it right before we went to break and it landed on Kamakazi Koreoke. Kamakzi Koreoke in honor of Corey Seeger. Yeah a series MVP man and Danny was spinding it. He got kama Kazi Koreoke. And you have to now sing any Bob Seeger song you want. Okay, wells were flawless, perfect on the road. What is a better on the road song out there? If Bob Seekers turned the page, crank it, I guess hit it. Someone texts the Segar family. Dan is dress as a cow while
he sings, There we go. It's a TV. By the way, why is it so long? It's so bad, we have to do all of it doing. If it's saxophone on along and Lonesome Highway east of Bonhe Hall, you can listen to the engine morning now it's one note song. You can think about the woman or the girl you knew the nut before sex fluids stinging, But your thoughts will soon be wander in the way they always do when you're riding seek Steen hours and there's nothing much to do, and
you don't feel much like riding that. You just wish the trip was through Dingle. So here I am here, I'm a kill on the road again. Here I am right, honesty. Here I go playing the starging. Here I go turn the pa. He's dressed as a cow. I know he's on the road again. That's where the Rangers won their games, Kevin. Where you walking to a restaur strung out front the road, you feel your eyes upon you. It's your ship ticking off the cold. You pretend
it doesn't birth. You just want to explode expressible. He's talking about sex. When he says explode. Most times you can't hear them. Talk of the times you can. All the same old cliches. Is that a woman or a man? And you always seem out in number? You just don't here mixed? Here? What on the road again? Drunk y logan stargan? There I go turn it and we'll turn the page. That's play. Can we be done? Coboka karaoke? That is koreoke? A little bit?
Did you great? Jesus? Let's go live to our Ghost Pepper Pavilion review Here predictions that we made yesterday on the show about what would happen in last night's game For points, Mike, could you update the leader board on that. I absolutely love to Four and a half points for me, two and a half points for Danny, no points for Kevin. Listeners have a half point? Damn last place? Still well, here we go. This is from yesterday. Prediction one fang Marcus Simeon will hit two home runs in
this game. Two boy, one big one. Dam got it. That's a point now it was one. I said he's gonna hit a two run home run. Seriously, dude, how much Skoro to kill challenge Flagg? Listen to it again. Listen to my words. I said, Marcus Simeon will hit a two run home run in this game. I would like to very much not re listen to it, but I will take back the not Precktion one fan mag Marcus Simeon will hit two home runs in this game. To run run home runs? You miss, good try, but he got
one good try? Should mikey get a half you know point? When he hit that and he yelled, there's two things that I thought I went. I hope the one legged first base mean Christian Walker is not upset that he yelled looks at him nothing because because it's just the timing of it. And Marcus, who is also a beautiful man and probably would top our quarterback rankings
if we're being honest of he's a beautiful individual. But I was kinda like, man, five, nothing is the whole little bit of drama and that's stupid given all we've been through. Is I leaned up against that stump. Yeah all right, I'll settle for a half. You'll get nothing, okay, And like prediction, two heads up. Either a foul ball knocks a face mask off or a wild swing throws off a batting helmet. So ninth inning umpire got hit yest and Jonaheim looked at him and it was like that
same look if I'm sorry, man, we're almost done. It was like one of the third to last pitches. I'm like, yeah, pop that top okay, and somebody Corbyn Carroll stole second base and his batting helmet came off. But I realized, you know what, I don't want it. I don't want freebies. You don't get it, Okay, good job, though, ah splash. A baseball will land in the dumb swimming pool at
some point tonight. All right, we didn't get it. I can't argue that one whatever who else Danny's number one, Eovaldi will give up an early run, but the Rangers will win in by a lot. Okay, first of all, no, he did not give up early run. I don't think five runs a lot. I mean it is in baseball. I'm very lenient with my points, but I know, look, we're not giving you
a half point for then. I don't get anything for that, and you should at least get the first half of whatever you did right to string us along when you strike out on the first one. He was kind of wrong on both. But how wild is it? We were no hit through six
innings? Dude, Maybe tomorrow will actually talk about the game because you have all that every incredible that the best dude in baseball at pitching a batting average with the runners scoring position, did that put people on second and third seemingly every inning for the first five or five and got out of all of them. That is magic. How how are you fused at it and then just buckle down and continue to do it. It's like first inning, there was
a wreck on one. Second inning, there was a wreck on six thirty five. Third inning. There's a wreck on thirty five fourth inning. There's a wreck on seventy five fifth inning. There's a wreck on six thirty five, sixth inning. There's a wreck on one twenty one. And he just drove through all the cars like Frogger, dancing through the rain rocks. Unbelievable. I think it was our good buddy Davy over at the other station tweeted the rain. What was it the Diamondbacks taken early zero to zero lead or
something like that, Because it did. It felt like fell down in that game. The whole time. They're just waiting for the damn to break, and it never did. Man Danny, Number two New Beetles in ten minutes, all right, Number two Corbyn Carrol will be called out on a pickoff move at first base, Okay, when Nate Lowe's glove tags a plate of chicken palm hanging out of his back pocket. Okay. Danny, by the way, is voted most likely got to predict something that couldn't possibly happen.
I'm voting a point for what I don't want to follow. I don't want to say anymore. Nobody tagged voting. You get a point, that's all it is anyone getting Anthony Ketus vibes from Corbyn Carrol, I'd like he wants to do karate and sing them out going to California. Like he didn't hit his hip, but he seemed to tap the chicken palm. It did hit that rule He's out. Remember that moment in our playoff run to add that to our collage of memory. He loved the grazing off of the lightly breaded,
fried chicken dusted palm. As I mentioned, the game will be a late blowout by the Rangers. Okay, so in the eighth inning, instead of paper airplanes, Diamondback Faithful will rain down wadded up pages from old Playboy magazines that they stole from Mike Hazen's owner's suite. No, okay, nothing, you know you need to go. I need to be in Pepper time out. Take the rest of the eight am hour off after that. You know, I'm a gay man and I'm playing Baseball number one. We will
see Hedgy's ass at some point tonight. I would like to include postgame locker room footage. We didn't see Heggy's ass, but we will tomorrow at the parade. Details on that in the nine am hour prediction to you have, Aldi will go six and we will all white knuckle ride it out one last time with Spores, Chapman and Lekirk for a one rutten victory. I love this. Fired me up up all night this happens. That's a damn point, specifically six. You gotta give you that. That's a damn point,
Evaldi, and you got Chapman and Spores on the ready to go. Kevin a shot at the Kora, don't. I'll need you a wait for one more hour. Jesus, Holy nipples from Hell. Last one Prodition three. Max Scherzer not one hundred percent, kind of gimping around, but he and Austin Hedges and another unknown ranger who's not on the active roster, Brad Miller, but is a part of the traveling party. We'll have another Buccacki style
celebration moment with Budweiser's flying in from every direction. He didn't have it in him. His back was still tight. You could tell he wasn't fully amped in the locker room. He was just hugging and crying. So no, but I'll take my point and I will be happy. Got a point coming up next. There's a world dey board of the New Beatles song here on
every iHeart station ever. So if you're like, why are y'all playing it, I'm just telling you every iHeart station in America is literally playing the New Beatles song called Now and Then exclusively, but after that we will also play you Danny's Texas Rangers championship anthem inspired by The Beatles. That's next on ninety seven one the Free