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Jabs and Body Shots

Mar 14, 202422 min
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Tons of small stories, featuring the Mavs, the Dallas Zoo, a new TV show to know about, and much more

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This is the downbeat on ninety seven one free alright, alright, alright, start at six o'clock. Oh, I only looked out for watching the players Championship in here, having a good time on Thursday morning. You're having a good day. Storm's coming this afternoon into the evening. Look in a window a four to midnight for your models. Have storm potential of severe stuff low tornado threat. Oh, moderate hail threat, usual heaven rain, wind,

thunder lightning, stuff like that. Tonight though, yea looking at looking at tonight, a little cold for this evening. I saw the high for the parade on Saturday, sixty seven degrees the Saint Patrick's Day Parade. Always a tough day for determining what you're going to wear, because if the sun's out it gets hot, you can add ten degree. I'm convinced. Whatever the temperature is, add ten degree. If you're in the sun, take away ten degrees. If you're not in the sun. You're convinced. I'm convinced

on that. Oh, it's sixty seven degrees outside, it's a beautiful day. And then you sit in the sun and you're like, what's seventy seven degrees? It's still beautiful. Is this sweater acceptable for Saint Patty's Day? Absolutely? I don't have rock a lot of green, And there are people who they would say my favorite color green, But do you still does that mean you have a lot of green clothing? I have North Texas Mean Green and Green Bay Packers two shirts, but I'm not wearing them down there.

You know this is not what I would normally wear out. Do you have a green shirt with a zinger on it? No? But I have a funny red hat. I know you do from the election? Oh yeah, your election hat? Yes, RFK Junior, your J six hat J six forever. Yeah, you're like Jesus, you get me. Green's my favorite color, but I don't wear like. It's not the typical green like Kevin's folder. Yeah, it's like olive or a drab green. I like army green. That's my favorite green. That's a good green. I love it,

you know, like Kelly green or emerald green. Not so much. You like olive green, lime green? Is this? This is a it's a light cream green cream green. Yeah, this is my nick creamer outfit. I don't know how much green, so I'm probably gonna wear this. Okay, Well, we'll see Saturday. If anyone's wondering. He wants to go. So Mike's wearing come on out Saturday morning. Yeah, seriously, say hey, if you see, we're gonna be out there and meet Mike's

mommy. It is a surprise. But she's listening. But it's okay, it doesn't matter. Yeah, I want to go. Danny crap, I'm sorry. I don't know. I mean, she could put together. I said, we have something to do Saturday morning. She said, what, Joe. And then we're obviously promoting what we're doing. But maybe she's not listening. Maybe all of the dog is just scratching her right now and she's not paying attention, but she is. Hi, Mama, love you.

Welcome to Dallas. Jabs and do jabs and body shots. JJ, I've got a jab for you. First, guys, How does this work? Justin the MAVs last night, Yes, we were texting about it. I was sending you guys sports texts in the middle of the game, which I never do, talking about their quality defense in the first half. Do you like that? I like? I liked it a lot. How about that move moving the feet rotating? Dude, I'm not talking I mean, look, yes, it is wonderful to have twin towers now, but dude,

okay, it's the other guys too. The gaffer thing is amazing. Thirty three straight. We'll so again. We'll go back to defense in a minute. But jesus, the headline is he could set a record tonight thirty three straight field goals made. Is it thirty two or thirty three? Thirty three? Okay? And the record is thirty five thirty five okay, So tonight they have Oklahoma State at nine o'clock. It's like a sixty one year old record or something crazy like that. Yeah, I got a chance to break

it. It's Wilt, dude, I hope he is standing there at thirty five for thirty five and he looks at the camera after after a pick and pop and winks at the camera and says for you downbeat and then launches a three top top of the break the record, the top of the key, dead center, winks at the camera. Bam it is. He hits the He hits the shot clock, his second tier, his second career three point attempt or something like that. Yeah, how you start a new streak.

Yeah, it is really funny to watch him just pass on anything that's not right under the rim. Yeah. I like, I was always kind of a mystery, like what these players know about their stats. But just in the last week, we know that Luca knew about it thirty point and the triple double streak that died yesterday, but one hundred everyone knows on that team about the Gafford Street where he is just dunking hard. The only shot will

take very calculated, very orchestrated, calculated dunks. And I think that team would rather him turn the ball over passing out of something if he's six feet from the basket, rather than do a turnaround maybe fifty feet jumper, no doubt, Like they want this, and I love it. Dude. You're just saying the twin towers, it's it's it's freaking awesome. It's so good because you replaced one for the other, and we had none of I would say we, I mean, we had Lively, but he's healthy and turning

into this monster man that he's becoming. They're both starting starting centers in this league. Period. He had last night where he basically threw it in there, oh my god. And a block he had last night Lively had and PJ. Washington is big and good as well. But those two guys, you couple them with Kyrie and Luca, who can hit anyone anywhere. Those dudes must be living their damn dream of catch dunk and it could not be

easier. I love it. I let go to defense real quick. Yeah, And I'm not going to be a simp that says there's one player who affects it that much. But I do think Dante Exum is important too, because there's your perimeter defense help that you've kind of been lackings that Jost Dorians that you lost Reggie bullet block. You kind of got that back a little bit with him, even though you want to keep him at fifteen to twenty minutes if you can so he's not getting injured. But he's been huge and

he can dribble the ball a little bit too. All right, back to feeling good. Is it's going to be it this way? They lose five straight, Oh my god, Rescret and then he went forward. You're like, yes, well as fallow Well and those guys. I love that team, by the way, I love Devin and Mark and skin They're so good. Uh. As they pointed out that night, You've got two really good court running finishers when Dante's on the floor, and Uh and Josh Green and

of course Uh Jones Junior is really good at that too. His dunk was the best one. Yeah night. I mean probably is dunker on the team, no question, and the skinniest guy on the team, and he is ferocious. If they could just somehow get Timmy right, yeah, and there's we know who he is. There's that comes back now if and when the playoffs hit, why not just get hot and if that works out that way, they're excellent. The other best the other thing, the best part of

last night is we always have the theory of make shot win game. They were effing awful shooting threes. There were six of twenty seven and you beat a over five hundred team, and I think three three or four of those six came late the game too. No one made more than one three pointer last night. That's incredible for the MAVs and for them to still win against a look You can say what you want, but even without Curry, that's a pretty loaded ass team. And that's a lot of talent on that court

too. It was a really good win for the MAVs. When they were off shooting their three they made. They won that game in the paint all night long, on defense, on rebounding, and shots around the rim. It was awesome. I loved watching that MAVs team last night. Tonight's interesting, Kyrie said it for the game is interviewing. The crowd's gonna be hyped. Just go back to what happened last time these teams played. It was

fresh off the trade. I believe it was Gafford and PJ. Washington's first game with the MAVs, and the MAVs with no ill intent, basically ran the score up on Oklahoma City at home. And I'm not saying they anything disrespectful, but they demolished them at home and it made you go Okay, So tonight in Oklahoma City gonna be loud on a back to back that's all tough, fun but late, fun but fun but late. And what's Luca's status too, if we learned anything further after he basically missed the last part

of the game with a with a hamster. I would be shocked if he didn't play. But yeah, we'll see. Hey, listen to the station all day. We'll tell you when it happens. Right, and we kind of know, but I would be shocked. They're not gonna rest and they need every game right now, and they're a closer. They're getting kosher too. I mean, that's all some projections. A lot of people think they will finish as the sixth seed. You know, the nine o'clock tip is

not great for us. I don't see a world that I live in where I will see the final buzzer on this game tonight. If it's close, I will. I don't even know. If you know what I'm afraid of is starting it. I'm almost like of the mindset of don't even watch this game, go to bed at nine point thirty, watch the ten minute, twelve minute recap on YouTube in the morning, because I know what I'll do. I'm I don't have the self diss scipline if it's a good game,

a close game to not be up until freakinge midnight. Well, you know how you did the Oscars where you let it run and you started it and then skip through commercials that just started early. Yeah, just start watching. It doesn't work that way, homie. And you know this, watch what will happen. Though this game won't start at nine, it'll start at nine fifteen and that'll hurt too, but that's okay, it'll be fun. One talk about tomorrow's do a body shot here? You know new TV show alert.

This series is in development that it's got no title yet, but it's a new Apple TV Plus project starring Golf Wilson, starring Owen Wilson, and it's about guy there's too many punches. I got so distracted, Golf Wilson, Herovlin. You called him Golf Wilson. It's starring Owen Wilson. Golf Wilson. Owen Wilson will start great fictional PGA to remember, we're gonna we gotta face Golf Wilson this week. Yeah, before we die, bet someone on the PGA Tour with the first number of Golf. So yeah, I

mean Johnny Manziel got the name Johnny Football. Why can't there be Golf Wilson. Golf's not a bad name. It's got a cool golf and golf it's up golf. So he will star as a guy named Price k Hill, Price Scale and over the Hill, ex pro golfer whose career was derailed prematurely twenty years ago. After he gets fired from his job at an Indiana sporting goods store and his wife walks out on him. Price hedges his bets entirely on a troubled seventeen year old golf phenom. He's gonna be golf coach.

Guy who is this? Owen Owen Wilson, Golf, Wilson Wilson. So yeah, that's a in development. That's kind of cool, all right, Yes, Love Wilson, Love Golf. It's on Apple. People were going to say it's the next ted least. So I don't know, I know great, I don't know who the create I don't even know the freaking love showrunners are and all that stuff. I've never seen it. Let's do it. Great, it's so easy and fun. Was it a good palate cleanser?

Yes? After watching hours and hours of bloody Kung Fu. Ted Lass is one of those disemboweled Chinese people in the streets of San Francisco in the eighteen hundred and horring Horring? Do you like horror? Horror? It's one of the worst things, Like, do you like watching horring? And then there in the streets of San Francisco, Yes, yes, I thought you did. Jab me give me the jab give me a jab. I just want one jab. That was three. That was a combo and a kick.

There's a job. The dal Zoo announced yesterday that a whooping crane that was born at the zoo was found shot in Louisiana. So you escape crane. It was the Dallazoo's first successful hatching of a crane, a whooping crane, and it's one hundred and thirty six year history. He hatched in June. He was released into the world into a habitat in Louisiana in the population though, off you go and someone shot it. Harming whooping cranes is federally

endangered is a very illegal thing to do. He won't stop whooping. He's got a whooping click. I was trying to sleep. He won't shut up with a whooping all not long, nothing but whooping, wooping, whooping, still body shot. A man can only take so much whooping this day. Don't do that makes me think you're gonna bust into that mean song you did earlier. Push me and you'll catch these hands too huge and I mean huge, huge drafts that we did, uh, none of them involving golf.

This involves the SNL draft and the Mass Singer Draft because SNL has announced their next two hosts, including the upcoming one. The upcoming one is very interesting. It is one of the stars of the movie Poor Things, Ronny yusuf Uh, and they like him. Musical guest is Travis Scott. Neither of us drafted them. Now you'll know in the SENDL draft that Mike and Danny had two and I had one. You guys have a lead as we're hitting the closing stretch here. Yeah, what is that one? You have to

wear panties on the outside of your jeans all day. That's the phone case. Bet Oh my god, I'm so sick of phone Case. But we need him to leave. Has to have the foot Well, no point there. Next host announced for April sixth, Kristin Wig. Your musical guest is ray Ray r y e Ray Floyd. Raymond Floyd is your musical guest. Okay, so no points there either. Did somebody did somebody pick a wig? No one picked Christi Wig? No one picture right? Right? How

many episodes left in this season? Kevin? He usually ends middle of May. So then they also announced the April thirteenth episode. Points are on the board. What musical guest for that episode Chris Stapleton's No One No Christopher Stapleton your host for April thirteenth, Ryan Gosling and with the sixth pick or with his pick in the sixth round of the No Draft when Kevin Turner gets a

word loudly, that's why we do it. This is drama. This is would you say, because you've been doing this with Ben and Skin and other people for years, is this like the most that anybody's gotten right in any round? I've gotten two before, but two is collectively with a show, Oh for sure, not even close. Yeah. But also Skin would always draft Kevin Crohn and an Oreo Speedwagon and Mike Campbell idiot anything seriously, not even his own life. So we are of two to two now to to

that's kind of badass with a month to go, right now. Returns of March Starts super Picks. Our super picks are pretty sure of John Cena. It is the Rock and John Cena for you wrestling man. I still like him both I was as hot, Yeah, I think I was. Will Ferrell and Dolly Parton and Danny's super picks were Milli Alcock of Game of Thrones, of House of the Dragon and Stergel Simpson, which is close to Chris Stapleton. Wait, didn't we just read the House of the Dragon is coming

back like we expected? I think June made like that. If it's June, you might have a chance now that I'll be the season finale. They ain't getting Milli Alcock no now in the mass Singer draft that no one cares about, including me. But I did do a quick google just to see. Okay, who got unmasked? Danny leads? Danny got a point? This will this can be one one he has heard of. Savannah Chrisly? Oh is that from the Chrysly snow? Best it is? She was the

Afghan Hound? Did the crowd was silently blink? I didn't watch it. I just googled and said, who got unveiled? Was anybody dressed as the sandworm? Someone you super costume? Okay? Yeah costume? Danny picked the sandworm, I picked a pot roast and Mike picked a hot air balloon. I did see a gumball machine. Big ass fish, Yeah there was big ass fish was last week? Did the crowd open their eyes and scream when Savannah Chrisly revealed himself? I like the crowd was happy with this. I

watched a second of it well, and I want you they did. There was kind of ways like they're paid actors. I know, I don't care. They're paid actors. Fake. The thing's faunal. Now her parents are the ones that got sent to prison for fraud and she was dating Chamber of Parsons for a while. What really? Yeah, back in the day, I had heard of her, but I did not Like I wouldn't have known you took the dog head off. I wouldn't have known that was her.

One more shot here a body shot, so a body shot. Whooping cough? Oh wait, we got a story on a whooping crane and a whooping cough. I was kidding. Gum gumb sales have dropped a third in the US since the pandemic. It's something you never see anybody do anymore, never recovered. Do people do gumb along? Who's chewing gum? Gum sales are down ten? I do like a gum. I mean I keep it pack on fresh breath because you enjoy it for when you run into Michael b Yeah

and get that makeout going. Just extra extra bubble gum stuff in big league chew in your mouth. If you see Michael B. Jordan somewhere big lead shoes. I used to eat big lead when I played ball when I was when I was young, because I thought it was cool. And then I graduated the skull bandits. Oh really, I used to think I was cool, great big league chew. You ever go for the whole pack? Of course you? Yeah, of course you did, big ass bubbles. It's

all in your hair, of course. So people aren't doing gum anymore. Ten percent sales down since twenty eighteen. To use a gumb on the decline? What are we gonna do about it? They're doing now as they're trying to their marketing gum less as a breath freshener and more as a and less of a flavor blast, more of a stress relievers the way they're changing their marketing of it, which is interesting, But also I don't think it's gonna help a thing. I do keep a case of extra in my car,

just in case a case of what, an extra case of what? In case of gum? No A case, I keep a case an extra case. Well, you keep a case of extra? No A case? Do you have two cases? But you said serious product? But you said, just in case, And I said in case of what? And you said gum. You're a confusing man. You do realize this. I ho put all your effort into the songs today. Have you taken your pill? Okay, what time October? He took He took his pill in October. I'll

screw off. When you get your car, will you take a picture of your gum case? Why do you have gum? What's the point in case you go somewhere and you didn't have time to go home in the case. Yeah, Well, why do you need an extra case? Yeah, it's good to have in case you just feel like you need it. I think it's for when he sees the red and blue lights in the rear view after leaving one of his little wine festivities, and you have wine tongue. Don't

be a douche. I take Alto everwhere I go. You guys sign up for the Alto thing. No, you guys need to do that. Check your email. It can really help the company. Check it out. I'm serious. I think I'm taking an Alto to the parade on Saturday. I don't go anywhere. Yeah, I'm going to take an Alto to Whole Foods. Should go for the fresh breath angle and double down on that side.

They should. If you say, your breath's gonna be an amazing always yeah, but here's just put more crystals in there, more breath crystal flavor cris But since the pandemic, Knowing's, everyone quit going out and all of gen Z's decided they don't want to be straight, So there's no point do you ever like go you I've never seen either one of you chew gum, but every once in a while it's like, you know what, I will have a stick of gum, and after you chew it doesn't your jaw like feel

sore because it's working that muscle that you never never messed with. Yeah kind of now, yeah, that was my addition to your awesome thank you. That's enough, Danny, the MVP of that second, good job, thank you. I'll put real off in the second place. I appreciate it. Actually, JJ's in second, I'm in third. And then KT was also appearing them caboos the podium. A very important Franklin Frankel live spot coming at

you next. Plus we'll check your voice messages from the talkback thing, the red microphone, but on the iHeartRadio app, plus your birthday's and other stuff. Next on the free

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