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Hot Mop

Nov 30, 202320 min
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Your talkbacks from the iHeart radio app, plus the mix with Ben and Skin

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This is the Downbeat on ninety seven to one The Freak All right, nine thirty six am, Bending Skin and Christine and StEB in here momentarily. This is the last segment of the Downbeat today. We'll be here tomorrow talking cowboy football, probably a good amount as they played tonight against the Seahawks. I just went downstairs and I'm sipping on a delicious, very free hot cocoa, and the little warming ring around this cup says Eddie Murphy, and Candy Cane

Lane has procured this hot cocoa for me. Amazon Prime has this holiday movie, Candy Cane Lane, Eddie Murphy's first ever Christmas movie. I think, yeah, that's what he said. That's on an interview with him saying he had never really done one. Anyway. They are touring the Metroplex. They're popping in and out of a handful of different areas and the little list coon

but they are right in front of our building. The iHeart building rate north of six point thirty five on the tollway, and I see some traffic southbound on the tollway. So if you want to jump out of that traffic and have a nice hot coco, meet the very friendly young ladies in their little Santa outfits, work in the truck, and then get a gift bag that does have a coffee mug, this candy cane lane and all these refrigerator magnets,

like all this Christmas refrigerator and it's all just free. A bunch of candy canes and a cool bag and swot Coco. So if you want all that for free, all you have to do is stop by the iHeart Building. Can't miss it. Other people in this movie, Michael, Yeah, Tracy Ellis Ross of course, yeah, Ken Marino? Do you know Ken Marino? I don't w shim Party Down? Did you watch Party Down? Not a second? Dude, You need to watch Party now. Nick Offerman,

Ron Swanson the star of Fargo season two as a local lawyer. It's very funny. Chris Red, former SNL great and friend of the show. Ostensibly right, Chris Red. They're gonna be at tomorrow Clyd Warren Park eleven thirty to three fifteen, and they're gonna be out there the Dallas Zoo tomorrow five thirty to seven thirty. So they're gonna be out there. Just give me a free hot chocolate, and they're so nice. They're show nice. They were like, oh my god, thanks for coming to see us,

and like we've been talking about you all morning. We post for pictures. JJ took a selfie the bit and skin go down there. I don't know. I told him. I said, guys, go get some free hot chocolate. Yeah, what are you doing? And that goes for anyone hearing this. Go get some free hot chocolate. It's incredible. I mentioned in the six o'clock hour because you know, I'm obsessed with a sphere. It's official. They just announced the Great Fish American band Fish playing four performances inside

the Sphere April eighteenth, nineteenth, April twenty and the twenty first. So I went to the quick link and put a credit card down for one thousand, seven hundred dollars. There you go. Michael Bank would have shut me off at one thousand. Well, it doesn't charge you that unless you win a little lottery and get the tickets. Okay, but it is a traumatic moment to click yes to anything that has one thousand, seven hundred and fifty four dollars next to it. Did you get two tickets or four? I

got four tickets to two nights Friday and Saturday night. Yeah, but again I'm not even buying them. You're just entering a lot trying to get the whole. Yeah, that's how it is when you get try to get popular bands, artists, breaking sphere news, you'll get it here. Yeah, that's a guarantee. I'm voting today that we go no hot mop intros. I got a bunch of talk backs. I think we should just get right

to it. It's brought to you by Advanced Hair of Restoration. There's a couple from yesterday that I want to play first, though there's just two from yesterday. Okay, this is yesterday. Warning fellas, I really think Magic Mike and the Boner with eight in the Mornings eight days ninety has a very nice ring to it. Yeah, that says clearly taking off. We're realizing we might need to, I don't know, spice up the sign in front

of this building a little flair. Yeah, and we're talking about Billy the Kid having that name, Like that's like me calling myself, I don't know, Magic Mike and it's stuck. Yeah, this is just yesterday, so I guess we don't know if it's stuck. But one more from yesterday. Hey y'all, it's Jeff and Richardson, and I just want to say I love listening to Magic Mike and the Boner on the Freak. Yeah, I feel seem to like that we need you to have in my head. You

were the Boner, but then you threw it on Boner and Baylist. It just works. And this is only because Randy the Boner Smith, longtime radio hosting Tennessee ye Out in Chattanooga, died. He passed away, leaving suddenly leaving room open for the number one Boner and radio rested peace. Now, it's very kind. Thank you for listening. Let's get to today's talk bucks. Hey, guys, I just want to tell you that the Malcolm section is absolutely priceless. That is so damn cute. Even a guy loves it.

I mean, it's just the best. Y'all. Keep Malcolm on there every day if you can. He is great. Danny did good. Talk to y'all later, Have a great day. Danny did do good. And I know kid audio is one of the more polarizing things. I know people don't like the kids and the commercials singing whatever. And and I actually talked about that before we had the switch the mornings. You're like, what do you think about it? I'm like, generally, I don't know, because

I don't know that I love kid audio. But all I know is whenever that stuff plays, I smile. I look at JJ. She's smiling. So I'm like, you know what, you can't do enough. I'll do anything for the cable, go to war for little Malcolm. That's my president. He is amazing, and I agree more. He's not two and a half forever either. You know he's gonna hate get his low voice. Eventually he's gonna go to hate us like Dan he does. He's gonna hate my

dad and all his nerd friends dead. He's cool because he's on the radio. Whatever, Boner, I don't even like you. Get some break cognition from one of our coworkers, JJ. Julie Dobbs is texting me. It's okay, Julie Dobson the Speakeasy two to six. Does JJ know that Taylor Swift is in root to London for Beyonce's movie premiere? Know that that she was gonna she had to be there because she went to hers. Yeah, but Julie said, I tracked Taylor's jets Oh, that's awesome flight flight radar.

I think I tracked a couple. Yeah, I'm seeing photos of the premiere like it's going to be crazy. That's powerful female contemporaries supporting each other, and I like that. I love to see it. What's better than one queen? One? Two? You're gonna you're right on the edge. You're making her mask like id they combine their power, Taylor. For some reason, I think for women, I lift them both up. One queens is more powerful than one. Yeah, your internet search history backs this up.

There could be like, who would want just three wireless networks when you could have four? Talking? Holy crap, When Soroy said Darvakronger, I was just like, what the f How did he pull that out of his ass? Oh? My god, that was amazing. Thank you someone did? Uh? Because I do remember watching that show Who Wants to Marry a multi Millionaire? And she was the victor. Oh I almost had the guy's name too. I do have oh Victor, Oh, I can't remember the

name. Did you mean to help you? Yeah, I don't know if I'll get it, give me an initial. He wants to marry Multimillionaire? Because it was the second one. I think the multi millionaire. See what I remember more is Joe millionaire yep, and then I remember Joe Schmoe Show, Jay Thomas, that's that multi. I don't know. Well, somebody said, you know why some people do remember Darva Conger because she was in the popular magazine play Boy and she opened her legs. I don't know.

I haven't seen the pictures, but I've seen there's tasteful. But maybe that's why the memory of Ms Conger Rick Rockwell. There you go, Yes, Rick Rockwell. I was gonna say Rick, but I wouldn't have got Rockwell. TV gad ranked it number twenty five. It's fifty worst TV shows of all time. Thank you. It's not bad. Well, happy birthday, Darva Conger. It is bad. I guess yeah, okay, kid,

well you get I told you. I knew there were a bunch of people when you said it, because I didn't know the reference or a bunch of people going guess hey yeah. I just wanted to give y'all update on the Sigio fire. I'm an employee, but I don't want to give out my my name for obvious reasons. I can tell you that what happened was we were having a impromptu bottle rocket tag game going on and it kind of got out of hand. Later that's what happened. Thursdays at the office and start

playing bottle rocket Tag and then the whole building's on fire. If you have high quality protective eyewear, bottle rocket tag exs. It's insanely dangerous and very stupid. But you are launching a missile at each other, and it's I've done it. It's in my dumber days things you can only dream of doing. Real. Would you put on ski goggles? Good, go to war? Just don't put in an envelope factory flame retardant clothing exactly. Hey boy, it's no bit today. I just want to know where the hell I

go to get milked in front of Booker T dressed as Santa. It's been a goal of mine since I was five. I gotta eat back to work. I just took out an envelope factory. Now me and my Dura flames are headed over to Global Stamp. We will take down this mailing industry by sundown. Also, we're fifty eight days away from the Royal Remolt. That's where the road to WrestleMania begins. Shale should probably go ahead and ner. You're very athletically built. I love your bones the melee industry. By sundown,

he's going to wear general stamp take out. Me and my NeuRA flames are on the road. I like guy said no joke today, No bit is off on another monologue? Where do I go to get melted in front of book or t drest as Santa, You're my hero, Brody. That's freaking good working on that Saturday show. Brother. We'll have the mailing industry taking care of my sundown. Morning guys. This is read here chiming in from Buka, Tomonga, Columbia, listening to you guys on the app.

I'm a day one Glenn. Miss you back in Dallas, but I'll be back next week. Have to listen in anyway while I'm twenty three hundred miles southeast to you guys. Love the show? All right about that? Thank you? Are you there for a feed concert? The Colombian megastar who was

top ten and these Spotify worldwide playlist? Why don't you if we want to play on stereotypes, bring me a little treat from Colombia when you come back up to you, read whatever you whatever you feel like bringing me, just bring me a lot of it. Bring me as much as you can get away with bringing of a treat to me from Columbia in like a brick type package. Maybe, Look, I'm not going to shoot for the moon here, shoot for the stars, and you may hit the moon. Whatever he

feels appropriate. Just get it back that one. Remember that one spacecraft crashed into the moon. We'll discuss next week full oral history on that, along with the drum bettest coin to toss from Thanksgiving Day man Kevin bringing an absolute weak sauce to the party of the predictions. I'm pretty sure the little homie Malcolm could come up with some fire better than that. God of Mighty, what are we doing. That's the importance of a team player, and I

love that guy. Eventually you'll be able to see through the second, third, fourth level of my genius predictions this week. That's what people who say and do dumb things say. It's like, oh, you don't get it. Yeah, Like I'm working on a different level that you can't possibly understand. I doing what I always do. Think of myself, seck, I was trying to take the heat off Mike. But Mike had the heat turned on him when a fire broke out across the street, and he chose it

was his option. He voluntarily ran towards the fire to cover it. I did, and I may have seen the assailant running away with his arms full of some duraflame logs and he was wearing a Becky Lynch t shirt. And oh you had with a map to General stamp held extended in front of it and it was marked like an old treasure map. Was really terrible. Okay, guys, k just made me cry last with the dutchy like they're all gonna be eating bit the ball and stirdled all right, that was our highlight

of the day. I didn't know, he said. And this guy's making his wife eat when we go to dinner, We're gonna eat Dutch. And I'm like, oh man, that's insensitive, and you're like, what's Dutch food? That was good and bad simultaneously, And that's what I like about ukw Oh. I can't know everything, Mike. Well, sometimes there's not enough room left in this brain for all the things I already do know. Okay. I like to give a quick shout out to Snake's Plus. Thank

you for giving a good snake It tuts me in every night. He squeezes my neck very very tight. I think it's just another kinky thing that being might like. Okay, wow, that's nice because oftentimes you hear any of the dozens or nay, hundreds of horror stories for people who have shopped it at Snake's Plus or Spider Town. But those get all the news. Yeah, you know, you don't see a big headline and Dingy's more news. It's like snake Lover satisfied with purchase. Well, that's all it sells.

Yeah, no, no, it's all it sells because it's expected. Yeah, it's expected that your product should satisfy you. Yeah, I know, or should at least give you what you needed. The old saying, if it strangles, it leads. Hey, guys, this is Jesse Love your show. Just wanted to talk about the accelerant of envelope glue. Nobody addressed that that could be seriously dangerous. Yeah, and I've been thinking about that a lot lately, envelope glue accelerant. For the last hour, it's really

been on my mind a lot. And I'm glad that he brought it up because I forgot about it. I was too busy thinking about the candy Cane Lane hot chocolate truck. Yeah. Yes, the accelerant of glue can absolutely cause a lot of problems, and I think I think this is something that we're going to see discussed a lot leading up to the twenty twenty four presidential election. Well, the physical mailing industry will be taken down by sundown,

so I don't think this toxic glue is going to be an issue. It is in a traumatic situation now that the terror is behind us, we do find ourselves sort of wide eyed looking at each other, Yeah, thinking about what up and across the street and asking why it might be the accelerant of envelope glue. Last one morning, Pillas, did you guys ever talk about the Adam Sandler movie The Cobbler yesterday? We never got to it. Sorry it was mentioned. Hey guys, I just wanted to commend you guys on

your coverage of the fire. Worts can't really express there's a bunch of iHeart executives in here in town and they're tearing up. They're standing by the speakers out there, and it's there's some Marconi buzz. I'll just say that they probably expected under the building and here incredible radio. But what they probably didn't expect to encounter was heroism. And look at them swelling with pride now because they got both. What's that picture doing right there? What is that thing?

That's Beyonce for her renaissance tour to JJ put it up so I could stare at Beyonce all day? What's the news on her? Her mom's defending her? What? Yeah? What does that mean? Why is her mom defending her? Was she going to be defended well? Because her La Premiere recarpet, they tried to claim that she bleached her skin, when in fact, if you understand makeup and she's already light skin. She used bronzer in Yeah. They try to come at her talking when she's trying to be white.

There's JJ blindly defending Beyonce. She goes to Michael Jackson route Yeah, the Sammy Sosa, Oh my god of the stage. If you can get that to stick, the Sammy Sosa of the stage mumbled out you, you would be a broadcasting legend. Beyonce could be in JJ's booth right behind her, strangling someone to death and JJ would turn around and be like, look, give her thumbs up. You gotta understand things happen. What what did? What did that person say? To be honest, probably asked for the

strangling. I put that photo in front of him so he can just stare at greatness for four hours. I get it. That's the way Ben defends Trevor Bauer. You know somebody asked me for a strangling wants to Yeah, we had a talkbacker that just referenced it. They say they were happy with a recent snakes plus purchase that the snake wraps around their neck and holds them close in a way that Ben Rodgers wouldn't find erotic or enjoy. I declined to the request. It's a foolish choice. Really, yeah, I swear

to god, this text just came through. This is so weird. I've been listening for a long time and I still can't figure out if Snake's Plus is a legit business. That's either a credit to y'all's creativity or my stupidity. I swear to god, I just got that tex Go to the website snacks plus dot net. Hey, don't yell at me, dude, I'm just so we get that question a lot that people think it's a joke. It's just so stupid to me. Seventeen superstores, including twenty four hour superstore

in Mataga. If you go there, you'll go, Oh, it's real, it's awesome, wondering. Just go to there. Coup years of a relationship exactly the Frankle's real lawyers. By the way, unrelated. Did you hear who we booked for the ten thirty segment? No, Gary Envelopes from the side of the fire, Yes, yes, Gary Envelope. Yep. He's just his whole life is in shambles, in a pile of ash, and he still booked it. The walk across the street, he hot Coco. It's the Ben and Skin Show. What shint we miss? You know

what popular morning show sticks around to do another segment. Let's go iHeart, Yeah, I'm in. What we got Let's go, dude, dude. We got fire coverage, hot chocolate coverage, and cowboys coverage, the Big Three. All right, and if you want to get some hot chok but you got a few minutes fourteen one Dallas Parkway. They'll be leaving at some

point, but they've got free hot chocolate for it. In this morning point thanks to Candy Cane Lane, which will premiere on Amazon Prime tomorrow the Eddie Murphy movie Just leave it on there after the Cowboy gets Candy Cane Lane, is that the hot chocolate truck that does direct runs to Austin and Houston and its luxury and it costs the same as a flight's von Lane.

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