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Hot Mop

Oct 27, 202321 min
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Your talkbacks from the iHeart radio app, plus the mix with Ben where we preview Mosquito and The Hulk

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You're listening to the Downbeats on ninety seven to one the freak. I got big news, big news three minutes ago. I saw on popular website. It's official. Taylor Swift is now a billionaire. Enjoin the club. Total net worth one point one billion thanks to the record breaking Eras tour that helped boost the US economy this summer. Is what the sentence says. One of the few entertainers to reach out status based on just her music and performance,

no other stuff. Billionaire. Good for her, Plenny think JJ, you happy? I mean, there's been reports of Beyonce doing the same thing, so we weren't talking about beyond. That's fine, but you keep throwing that out of my face. What I care about this girl? I do not care about this girl. You hate her? I don't. I just don't care about her. Hate her, Just don't care about her. Her. Sorry, J hates I don't think he'd be from care for her. It's

a difference. What would you do if she walked in here, hey and she's like, oh my god, j J, you're so beautiful. Give her a hug. I don't you would Taylor Swift a hug? You take a picture. I don't You would not like her for Cloud absolutely Cloud Yeah, get likes absolutely, but then they'll come back and like you use the bast take. I've never bashed. I told the honest truths. Then I just don't care for her. She's cool. If surprised you with Taylor Swift

ticket, I'll probably sell them. You would know you can't sell them. I give him away, then you wouldn't go. Probably, not really. I think I would for if it was convenient and didn't talk. I would love to go. Yeah, thought I might pay a little money to go, not much. I definitely would give them away if I couldn't sell them. She's a billionaire. Give it to a little ten year old girl, make her day. That's actually really sweet. I mean, the hell if

you give them to the show. I would have loved to imagine if we gave way Taylor Swift tickets, Oh my god, phones will be temporary ratings boost we would get. We might need to take out TV ads to promote that we're going to be giving away Taylor Swift tickets. Yeah, and I'm not kidding. I mean the country stations did that for George Straight. Yeah, but that ain't this like it? You know, it would have been worth it, right for our company to buy to get that spike in ratings

that for like a whole week. Yes, you have to listen all week, whether it be code words that you need to compile all week, and certainly you could get half a percent of the people that would tune in that week to accidentally stick around to actually maybe like you right, you know, I'm pretty sure one of our stations here did a like a scavenger hunt throughout DFW like that the spot of balloon or something. If it was something I think it was a kiss. It was something Taylor tickets. Yeah, like

if we can imagine it could get four you probably get four. If you could get four tickets, say floor within the first ten rows, Oh well that's you pay for him, whatever would give him. It would be one of the best marketing strategies for this radio station. It's gonna cost you money out of pocket, but you know it's a long game, right, you know. I mean moms would be stuck listening all day to Dingo's morning news, mops and but then they laugh a little and they say, wow,

you know what, I like that Nikey He's cool. Yeah, cool, dude. He's cute. I almost kind of respect what she does more that she's a bad dancer. Was that laugh terrible? Yeah? She can't dance, but she can still like fake it enough. He's one of America's best dancer. Shut up, Mikey just wants to live in her d ms, just like lining up. I don't care. Should we do the hot mop that's brought to you by Advanced hair Restoration? Yes, we've made an awful

mess to this acquies. Sorry, not your fancy dress. It looks like I better grab hot got to get the hot bottom clean it all up, my trustee hot mob. The fellas I've been looking to self hot. Yeah, I don't regret that we didn't play hot up for him. We can get them back on holding. Let me also mentioned too, by the way, because they sent us some cookies that blinquent a two tour that they announced

and they're going to be coming to Dicky's Arena this time. They played American Airline Center last time, but they're going to be coming to Dickey's Arena June twenty fifth of next year. It's your friends over at lavenation dot com. I think I'm going to get an SNL point out of them. Uh maybe

really, you got a chance for that for sure. So yeah, blink on a two next summer, we'll probably hopefully we'll be able to give away some tickets to that June twenty fifth of next summer livenation dot com or you're coming. Thank you for the cookies, Thank you, Thanks Blink for the snacks. Here are some talk necks, including this one, which has a bit of a dilemma for us to dawn beat and I forget that I needed Mike. These people better support men. Boys spent about six years and beautiful.

This is not the dilemma one morning. Boys spent about six years and beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada. One of the finest establishments to get diarrhea is the Taco Bell on Harmon and Las Vegas Boulevard. Yeah great, I thought he was gonna tell us because they have a giant bar. They do, any sense, one of the last locations, the finest, the finest Taco Bell with full bar. It does. He was going to go into that, but I cut it for time. Taco Bell Cantina there go. Yeah,

they have a lot of Tacobo alcoholic drink. Venus swarming of beers, wines and gria and twisted freezes somewhere around here. Really, yeah, in Dallas. I think there's probably one idea. No, no, I gave you a pretty stern talking to you yesterday on here, and I just want to apologize about yelling at you for spoiling the mass singer that is the most spare celebrity and you saying his name meant absolutely nothing to me, So my apologies. Here. Did you spoil the mask singer there day? Yeah?

It was Tyler Posey from teen Wolf. He was the pickle. And I'll be spoiling Matt the mass singer all year long here on the Downbeat, stay tuned in. Like fifteen million people watch it every week. So you're actually gonna make people mad by doing that, Kevin, and we don't make people mad, and here in the mornings we make them happy. We don't when Danny takes a crap on their favorite show. We don't make them mad. That's not as bad as spoiling it. They're not gonna watch it. They

are. Were's enough time. Let's face it. Our listeners are cool. They're not watching the masked singer. I'm cool. I'm the coolest guy. You guys know, and I watched Big Brother. Yeah, Survivor singer. Yeah, he's gonna watch Fargo. Just finish Sopranos. I guarantee you I can get him in the top boy. Yeah, that's gonna break the seal on that whole let's I started on the euro stuff. I'm gonna lose it to Yes, you're absolutely right, then watch'll spoil mask singer. Hey,

yo, I'm John Mayer. I'm calling because I'm in town. First show this weekend, and I wanted to call and just offer you all tickets to it. Unfortunately, since you announced the show thirty five seconds ago, every single woman in North Texas has ridden a wave of moisture to the ticketing office and purchase every last ticket. So you'll just have to settle for this talkback. Can you believe my luck? I started out making generic music for sexually

frustrated housewives, and now I score with a grateful death my face. He's more kiddy than an animal shelter my face. Man. It does get in there late too, because we didn't mention John Mayor. Hey y'all, Uh sorry, sorry did that one. Here's the next talk back from the iHeartRadio app it's free, all right, sir Roy silence. Oh you guys just earned yourself a lost listener for that white chocolate take. I may be back in about a week or so, but for now, I'll take my freak

elsewhere. Pace don't come back because he likes white chocolate. Yeah, I just had everyone else in the world. No, no people, No people with a palette and discerning taste know the white chocolates not even chocolate. There's no cocoa in it, which is the defining factor that makes something chocolate. It's like a white, tasty sugar blend that they just call chocolate and let the Round people enjoy it. Does have a different, the distinct taste like

at the I don't know. I just have because I wanted another cookie because I'm a fellow round person. You had white chocolate. It out. They're terrible, nasty ruin Halloween, not it. Yeah, even the trigger treaters that aren't from your neighborhood are going to throw those in the Yeah ideals, Mio, by Brothel, I know where you live and I know where you sleep. Halloween'll be ruined on the Devil's Night. Whoakay, why don't you

look so crazy? I when he said that, what would you do if you want tickets through ninety someone's freak to go to Kiss tonight and it's your husband's birthday, but you have to miss the Ranger game, but you go to watch the Rager game somewhere, or go out to Dickie's Arena for the first time ever and watch Kiss. Let me do any poor thing real easy for me. I have zero interested in seeing Kiss ever, so gosh,

it's her husband's birthday, though, dude, you've been there. Man, I've seen him and she won tickets on the Freak and it was fun. Then it's free. I saw him back in the eighties when she was the winner of Kiss Song or eighties porn title. Yeah, it was fun for her. But now it's like a Ranger game. Well, I said, you asked earlier about Mark Cuban, like man's first home game. He'd be freaking out about the MAVs home opener, and we really haven't done it much

justice. Jerry even made comments to you, is like, oh, it's a great thing they've done, and then he said that he was envious and then had to kind of overcorrect and go but don't think that if they do pull it off. That my head's not in the right spot. So confusing. But what he was doubting himself, like because he realized that he said he was envious of the Raiders going the World Series. You had to pull

that back. And he's like, I wouldn't want to seem like I'm just some jealous old sap when the Rangers win, I do want them to win. And he was like correcting himself and then he was over correcting. His over correct twisted him up. He's in a pretzel like that sex position to get rid of Danny's hiccups. Yeah, that Danny twisted himself into the pretzel dip. How do you think I got the hiccups from doing the pretzel? I don't know much about the Diamondbacks, but I know the key to this

series. We've got to get to Shilling and Johnson early, and we have to keep Craig Counsel and Luis Gonzalez off the basis in our open doesn't need to wet the better go Rangers. Okay makes a point. Yeah, don't forget about Mark Grace, Tony Womack, Matt Williams, Yeah, and Tony keep Tony Walmack off the base paths and Steve Finley will bring them all in A sneaky guy, underrated J Bell. If we could not worry about him too much, it'd be cool that nothing. Well, now go ahead,

I have a itchy finger. You're fine. J Bell second base, and he once hit the umpire in the face with the ball. He was thrown a first from like one foot away. It was that season. I believe too. You can look up J bell umpire face and I bet you can find it anyway. See, I shouldn't have said it. I should have let you play play. That forward that young got from the dealship probably was a quick blow jack and it was turned on. It will tell you via

m how fast that person is going in that car. Fun fact, uh oh knows how fast you're going. When I returned to you know, I said that, and they're like, they were so happy. They said, anytime you guys do anything like this, would be glad to be on board, which leads meetably. They didn't live track our speed. They didn't live low jack. Yeah, so I think we're clear, but still, oh, the fact that they oughtn't give more credit to the taste buds joke is

criminal to here's to the Taste Buds. No, we didn't give credit to it because Kevo was trying to reverse the podcast whip on me and Mikey and trying to make us do a fake podcast called the Taste Buds. It's about food as we which if I mean, we don't make it through the year. Here, I will start the Taste Buds with you on all your local streaming wherever you get your podcasts. We will review all of the taco bells that have a liquid license. Oh oh, please listen to the Taste Buds.

Please, we need like ten thousand of you on patreons. Please donate five dollars a month to the Taste Buds. We're so hungry, So we're so scared, saw hungry baby. We don't have health insurance. I might have one moros did devil light three more? Okay, let's just see. Hey, y'all, I'm married to that woman who called in with a dilemma about taking me to kiss or letting me watch the Rangers in the World series

on my birthday. Listen, turning fifty two is really hard. The other day I had a propologist so far up my rect them that he tickled my uvula, And it would be really nice if you could just tell my wife not to give me the auditory version of that experience by taking me to kiss. Thank you. That's good. That was fast. That would you write them down? But there's no way. Listener bits amazing. I do love the hey y'all. Every time I think the guy this is no voice changed

it all? Ever? This is John Mayer. He's always else. Hey, big Ben, the thirty big Man. The thirty eight second clip of Mosquito in the Hulk that we previewed earlier in the show has wet our whistle for what's coming up later in the show. When is Mosquito in the Hulk today? O? Hi, Alexis, how are you sorry? Guys? I got distracted? Uh, Mosquito in the Hulk today at eleven thirty five? And which which portion? Did you guys play it? Yeah? We

played it, so we played it twice and broke it down. I absolutely love it. Pok is probably a smart option because he's a little younger. How you spell could you spell that? Yeah? I want to hear it too. What spelled? What poet? P U k n A c U A interesting hold on on e U K E what is it? K there's a Q P U K A P and then there's a dead right after that and a C you A. Well, you're not an expert. I'm asking Jason, are you sure that's accurate? Accurate? Yeah, yep, Jason,

what do you expect? I said that on a radio interview, so much beautiful like Skin interrupts his mindful answer to whatever question was asked before that, ask him how to smell pooka. I want to get this down, and then I just love that the frigging Hulk nailed it and listen and wrote it down correctly and was helping to correct But at the same time, the Hulk agreed with the mosquito that he wanted. Yeah, He's like, yeah, I want to write that down. It's interesting, that's interesting. Yeah,

this is the first time we've ever encountered this. So the guy who made he sat on with us for twenty minutes. Twenty minutes. Skin's idea on this one was what if we just talked to each other and barely talk to him. So we barely interacted with him for twenty minutes, and then we asked him and then we had him on as an expert to talk Cowboys rams, and then we admitted that neither of us really watched the games, but we're only into watching the Red Zone channel, and so we had a

bunch. So the Hulk had a bunch of fantasy football questions, he says. Also, he said, pooka akua thirty seven thousand times the Hulk in this thing. And so it's just right when the guy was about to give up his will to live, Skin would reel him back in with the most generic sports question. But in this case, this guy twenty minutes in when the Hulk asked him to give an opinion and give a roar, he hung up and then he shortly thereafter deleted his Twitter account. Yeah, I can't

wait to hear what led to all of that contact sense or no? Okay, So Steve's been desperately trying to get touched with him because we felt bad. Were like, hey, you don't give up on your sports dream, Like we're the idiots here, not you. You looked great, We looked like fools. We'll even have you on the radio. Total silence wants nothing

to do with Steve. He did re establish his Twitter account today, so he's not gonna lose his followers, but he blocked Steve really, Oh my god, but you have an email, right, or Steve does We have an email and maybe a cell phone, but the guy just seems so upset. I think it's genius, and I'm sure that's what Steve did. But if you could get him on at and be genuine with college, be nice,

and maybe you guys become real friends. Right, we would legit talk at rams football with him and promote his account, email him that like clean legit, like yes, it was a bit. We're having fun, but we feel bad and we just come on for five minutes. Yeah, and then the second he does, oh, this stupid idiot came back. I'd like to get the spelling that again. I'll till we got you twice. That's incredible. Thirty eight seconds and I want to hear it again. I

want to hear it again. What time is that again? Okay? Miscato on The Hulk eleven thirty today, Man, we're gonna have a fun day. I just found out that I'm going to the game. Oh, last minute invite. I had to say yes, my man, Okay, checking out text messages and I'm saying that I've been invited three times three other KT was invited and did not respond, and so I was able to get his

tickets. Holy nipples from Hell. Yeah, we're gonna have a fun Ranger show throughout the day and maybe we'll mention the Cowboys and the Mavericks, but it's pretty ranger. Yeah, absolutely, it's rangerrific. That's been Rogers. You can check out him, Christina Ray and Steve Shackelford and our apologies to all the glens out there for Skinway turning his back on the audience once again, for our producer JJJ Action, for mix Roy, for Danny Baillis,

I am Kevin, see you six am Monday morning. We'll have it all for your Rangers, Cowboys, anything that's happened in the world of fun and news and everything I don't know, six am, Monday morning. We love you, goodbye, go right your whoo

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