This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak. I know it's so message face not to follow us back take a five we travel. I know it's so messalaic, begg enough to follow us. Come on we travel, Come on boys, we ride looking for trouble tonight. It's my thirty seven down beat. It's got one more saggy if we do this,
I'm I'm hung over tomorrow. I don't know how to handle this because I yes, I want to talk about our plans tomorrow, but there's too many ifs and we're not gonna talk about Let's just say we're gonna have a hell of a party if. Speaking of listen to this. It's a fun damn thing out. What do you think of this Fort Worth Star Telegram? Dude, I cannot believe that you are about to read this. I haven't pulled up on my fight. Is it the mac Ingall? No, it's their
proclamation. It's written by Mac Engle. Okay, there you go. It's the mac Ingle thing. Yeah, it is Mac Ingle doing a bit to let me just tell you guys. Oh, it's a bit I like. I like as a person. I genuinely truly love Mac ingle. Okay as a person. Well, but he will do what he's doing right now. That's extreme, dude, and he gets he gets clicks by doing it. Okay, well we're talking about it. I tell you what, as the only non native text, and I'll be the one to read this. Okay,
I can handle it. Read it. For some reason, somebody blames me. Read it in the voice of Florida man. And this was tweeted ten hours ago. This isn't something that just you know, and then they re racked it this morning. He could have started writing this in the fourth inning last night. Four Worth Star Telegram, one of the big two, the big three paper in our town with the Dallas Morning News and the Dallas Observer. But Dings Morning News. Yeah, I met the big three behind
the king of all news media. And you let the magazine now the dingu Morning News. The Lakewood Advocate would like a word. Shut up. This is from at Star Telegram and I'm reading this so you guys don't have to headlines start. I didn't even want to read it. Read it as Florida man, so you can disguise your voice. Okay, that's how Florida people do. Texas impressions. Just so you know, that's good for the Goose game. We're both dumb. We're all equally dumb, no matter what state
you're from. To this Fargo voice, all right, this is their headline. And we discussed this like in our first segment, how to handle this today? What do you think? Yes, we're optimistic. Yes, life's really incredible in the opportunity and in front of this team is maybe once in a damn lifetime. But but giving up a three to one lead in the World Series not unprecedented. It's happened like six or seven times, forty one of forty seven teams. Teams that have led three to one win the World
Series forty one out of forty seven times. This is their fin headline. Start, I'm gonna do it, so it start making plans. The Texas Rangers are going to win their first World Series. I mean, that's a reputable newspaper. And fine, now that you said that, if there is some bit, I mean, he's very This is what he does just and every single response is, oh my god, what's your problem? What are
you doing? Delete this, Delete this, delete this. The amount of hate mail he gets is up there, and it's wild, because I do really like someone gave the Batman gift of with Michael Kane, the Great Michael Kane, not to be confused with uh, who's the Man's skin, Michael Caine's Michael Caine fight someone else? The gifts that you know, some may just want to watch the world burn, and that is what he's going for. I mean, this is not uncommon to something Galloway might have done back
in the day, way back in the day. His his job is to you know what, So they come calmness when they get to Danny. They call him calmness when they when they're allowed to be opinionated. So you're a columnist, your own article. So he does, and he's kind of I mean, learned from Randy. I think, well, it's shocking and it's polarizing, and it's good. This is a lot of people off. And then I get to know him. You're like, man, Ma's a sweet
guy. I can't believe he writes those things in the paper that make you go, what, Well, we'd love to read the article, but Startell seems to think they're important enough to have a freaking wall up. So sorry, Danny. Look not everything like radio and the downbeat can be free.
Do you ever go somewhere with a pay site a paywall, and you know it's like there's like two seconds before it freezes you out and you get your phone out and you open the article and take a picture of it, and then you do it again and try to scroll dormal fast, take a picture of it, and then you can read the article on your phone. I've done it. I haven't done that. It's a good idea, very pathetic.
Instead of spending the one dollar it would cost to sign up and subscribe, I'll just say fight win tonight, forget the packed globe life whatever and how insane it might be, and sure to win at home, yippie f everything tonight. You win the World Series tonight. And look writing a headline like that it only benefits him. It doesn't benefit him. That's the thing. If they win, it's like, yeah, sure they were up three to one, they're supposed to a great prediction, bro. But if they
lose, you look like a real ding Well. Think about this though, nice guy by day, evil columnist by night. Think about that. We all want to be so we all at times want to be someone else. As I hit search on how long what flights we have to Arizona right now for tonight's games, were on a plane? No? Uh, it's like, oh, what, don't have anything? Like I'm not all that civic
minded. And it's for that reason that when I say the word Laura Miller, do we all think the exact same thing that she was integral in the Cowboys not having a stadium in Dallas and the parade. Yeah, and if she would have done more, if people would talk about that, I'm sure she's done some far more important things than that. But no questions sport fans. Did she think instantly? I do? Of parade? And you know the weird ass is that it's their job. Someone is planning a defting parade
right now, you don't talk about it. Yeah. The second the Rangers take the field, guess what. Somebody is putting up tarp. Oh, those texts are going to leak out. And if it doesn't work, somebody's got to take the tarp down. That's not right. When they take the field, But if they have a lead, then they start putting up the tarp. I think seventh eighth inning, you have to and then they cut
to tarp cam Boy and they love showing tarp coming down Cam. I do not have this, and maybe maybe I will if we got to a Game seven or maybe the game situation. But because we live this literally twelve years ago, I have this confidence because I'm not scared of getting my heart ripped out again. I'm just not peace. I'm able to handle it, and I wasn't ready to handle it at the age of twenty three. But thirty
five, what do you to do? David frees me again and Nelson cruised me again happen, which, in a way, Kevin for me, I think it sucks because if the Rangers win their first World Series tonight, I think I'm gonna be like, all right, man, that was really cool, Whereas twelve years ago, I would have been in tears probably twenty minutes. I'm glad you said that, dude. I'm just not as emotionally invested anymore. I've learned it's better to never love and not know the taste of
love than to have loved and had your heart ripped out. I'm highly the quote it goes. It's weird, it's very Tim Tebow in that quote. It's very confusing, But like this is why I almost thinking like oh, it's a Wednesday night. If it was to happen tonight, go to bed and get up in the morning and go to work. I mean that's the
play. I don't know. I'm almost like thinking, like, if this happens, let's just get drunk on the air tomorrow in play, all right, I okay, But then to do that you will have to stop or one of us will have to stop and buy champagne. Right now thereby Laura Millering this thing, I have have to be champagne though. Yeah, we have to drink champagne all morning tomorrow. Kevio wants prosecco. I'll just load
up on some madre as usually deal with the headache later. I don't know if I've ever get maybe once has gotten a hammered only on a champagne. That seems like a bad idea, right, It's not good. The next day hurts, dude, Let's do it. I got a bunch of tequila can migraine in a bottle, and I want you tequila up here, though, Mike, we can ranch water it up, and I don't want ranch water at six o'clock tomorrow morning, any of it at six. The best
is at six o'clock in the morning. Maybe some oj and shamps. Let's have some do some mimosis breakfast mimosas if it happens, it may not, Should we steal some of it? May not? The Wolfs or whatever they are lone stars breakfast tacos that will inevitably be delivered at some point in the morning. Yeah, if we lose, I'm going daily catered meal. I'm going to my hometown if we lose, and I'm gonna watch the games with my mom and my dad and my brother. Who are to try to do
that? You know, because that's awesome, Like that's like you know that there's an actual, real emotion to that. You think what your parents getting older? They ever gonna get that, they get the Rangers World Series? Does your mom love the Rangers? Absolutely? Okay? If they don't win tonight, don't you have to consider ponying up? Oh yeah, no, no, they definitely. No. You are not even talking. I mean,
this is it. You could be you could be there and the morbid side, I would say, uh plus nine hundred right now, nine to one. The odds for Arizona to win the World Series. Put one hundred bucks on that as well. There's some money down on the I mean put a hundred bucks on it. Then if your heart gets ripped out and shown to you, you know you get you get nine hundred bucks. I love that. Put down one ten like an even grand or something. Did you
bring your black nitro cologne? It's as keep it on hand or mate day having a fine day? I'm having how many fun size that you? I just want to smell nice on the drive home. And yes, there may have been underwear mistakes made here. It's how you go home. Grab your pants. He's trying to get out of the meeting with Zach, just trying to get out of talk decks. Okay, here we go. We'll do no intro for the hot mops. Got a bunch of them. It's bought
to by Advanced Hair Restoration. Last segment brought to you by Alamo draft House Cinema draft House dot Com. You can see Diner on the fifteenth of November tickets at ninety seven to one. The Freak that's the speakeasy movie of the month on the Let's Freaking chill serious. Here we go, Hey voice, waw trick or treating? Last night? I saw a young Bobby Jones and a young Dick Trickle get the breaks beat off of them by a vaping Dalmatian
and a young firefighter all over a full sized butterfinger. More importantly, boys were twenty four days away from Survivor series. That's a Thanksgiving tradition like any other. Kevin. I don't know about you, guys, but for three years I was convinced by big talcum powder that I had a vaginal mesh, lining that it was torn, and the rest of the time I just spent wondering if I could have sex with it. I love your bonds, what I mean. If that don't gets you fired up for Rangers Dbacks Game five,
I don't know what to buy. That in the dugout right before they kick the field, I feel like I got hit in the head with a boxing glove. To listen to that, He said he saw a giant Dalmatian and a baby firefighter last night, Danny kicking the ass of Bobby Jones and Dick Trickle gosh over a full size but over. My dear lord, Hey, I just heard the middle of a kit Cat is from recycled kit Cat, So how in the hell did they make the very first kit cat mind
blows. Seriously. That's the first thing that came to my mind is this is a chicken or egg conundrum. I would imagine the first kit cats had chocolate chocolate, and that they realized a lot of this stuff's coming off the production line not looking good enough. Here's the thing. The first kit cat wasn't a kit cat. It was a mistake, Oh Jesus, and they grounded up and then they realized, oh, this is what we do.
J just Gin Wade joins us. Do you know that middle chocolate in between the wafers of a kit cat is ground up kit cats that didn't pass the inspection. That doesn't sound accurate, It's correct. Did you drink a lot last night? My man? Yes, he did define a lot. You look like tracks. Oh my god. Hell, I don't think that you can tell a coworker they look like trash. JJ. Would you help me get the paperwork necessary to have Kevin fired? She's got it at the ready
half. That doesn't work anymore. Skin Timeout Mavericks are at home tonight, badass. You got a mask in tonight? What time do I'm asking you? Yes, it's gonna be an s show. You smell like roller Town. This is a brewery that Ben's skinner invested in. Play with the hairballs. Yes, have you seen I'm getting high on your own supply, bro, I mean, I'm not easy. Have you seen our new cologne roller Town? No smell like a brewery roller Town? Play with our balls?
Hasn't every girl that's ever dated a dude issued that at one point? My god, you smell like a brewery. All right, So you're the master of this because I hear the ding good morning news. You guys, remember the classic comic strip Andy Cap Just a guy drunk, just drunk. Do you not know what this kid? It's like, it's even before my times should be. Yeah, there's a whole I mean basically, when we were little kids, there was comic strips that were left over from the forties and
fifties that they were still cranking out. And almost all of them is the guy's drunk all the time, his wife's kind of a bitch, and you know, just I wish you'd shut up let me drink. Was every single one. And that's what you learn when you're eight and you're eating It's like, oh, yeah, the guy just wants to drink. I mean, why is this watch such a bit? It looked like crap, and we're having trouble making words. And then you got to reference something from World War
two era, and you've chirked up like I've never seen before. His face filled with color as he thought of Andy Capp misogyny. I just remember reading themic strips, you know, and you gotta work the maskin tonight. I do. God, I've got one like that. I've got one at Ben's desk. I'm gonna put on here in a second. You got the hook up to watch the Rangers on your phone or something? No, there's but
there's people all around. What does that mean? So when when the Rangers lost, see that was the Alcs where they uh le clerk gave it up in the ninth to L two A. I went down there to do the hit before the game. I'm standing on the baseline when the national anthem was getting ready to start. The lady sitting on the front road goes the first two were on. She's watching it on her phone. By the end of the national anthem, Altuve had hit the home run. Oh so it was,
it was. It's happened. What I'm saying when I say there's people all around Kevin, there's that's not the best way to Why don't you just take the night off? Interesting the Rangers go. The World Series might not ever happen again in your lifetime. Yeah, well, I mean it's it's Clinch night. Anything could happen on Clinch Night. It's not like I could roll down to Texas live. I mean, they're in Arizona. I've come
down with a bit of us. I'm so it's roaped. No, I get that, But I'm just saying, like, Okay, so I don't work the game, so I go watch it at the brewery. That'd be badass. It's fun. I've watched the last four games at the brewery. Should watch it at home. You don't have to go. You have to go to the Look at Ben. It's going to the brewery tonight. It's a lot of fun. Yeah. What do you think Luca would say if you gave him a little Ranger score update in the middle of the maps game?
I would you appreciate it? Would he like double take look at you? Or he would appreciate it, especially now that he's disappointed because his favorite Ranger is l Bombie. Oh is that all right? All right, it's this guy. All the kids are loving l Bombie. You know the kids keep Luka post and Z loves el Bombie. Just crap your pants and go home. Okay, I like that, dude. You can't crap your pants. One's gonna say anything. Just tell Harp, Dude, I just crept
my bad, he said, Man, get out here. Hart doesn't pull any punches. He would go straight to the air and go skin left. He goes. He grabbed his band and that'd be funny. And we have that audio for ever sacrifice. You didn't bring it yourself. You didn't bring extra pants. You have to go home. Ben, nice hoodie. Thank you. That's a cool hoodie. That. Yeah, Luca and Dirk on there did make that great today. I thank you very much by that.
Make that. Why is Luca defending dirt? That's what I thought until right now as well. It's the showdown everyone's always wanted to see the NBA J and Dirk and his prime versus Luca. Look at how much higher than the rim Dirk is on that jumper. Man, my god, it's like, where did you buy that? When you're on a cruise to Mexico? He got it? Why are you saying that you don't think this is license? I only wear the finest licensed merch. You know, Ben, he paid,
He paid a pretty penny for this. Does it say Big Ben and like airbrush on the exactly Big Ben Rules? Did you guys hear that? Yes? Did you buy that? On Steve Schavera's personal website. Look at Look at the crowd in the picture behind Look at the crowd in the picture behind him. They're all been That would be a badass sweatshirt. Have an entire arena of Ben's. Were watching Luca try to defend Dirk. It started with it started with compliments for this extra quickly on this shown within the same
sentences, We've got to just in this world? Ye turned into a damn gang initiation. You guys, You guys have not heard kicked in the throat. Have y'all heard the way we end our show? Now? What have y'all? She just played the way we've always ended our show with kat? Have you heard the new way we ended? Yeah, it's insane with Alfred Lewis. Yeah, am I following something about discipline and hard work and all these things I don't believe in the pep talk for a night Rangers diamond bag.
Everyone wants to talk about discipline and hard work, but we don't believe in them. Go range. What's on the Benning Skin track in Insided? That was January sixth A window, Danny's on fire. I think he's got another hour left. Everyone lost their energy for at that point. Let's just go home, all right. Uh, we've got a skins wade pool today. We just got into a pretty interesting conversation in the cubicle area. We will finally shed light on the truth about a controversial sweatshirt and did I get
banned in a video game again? Oh? Sweet man? Damn. Tune in tomorrow beginning at six am. It could be a big party day and it could not be. We'll find out what happens. We'll also do picks with Glenn's or we will either have Ian Kensl or Jason Isabel or Uncle Rico on the show as our mystery celebrity guest. As I fear my cohorts aren't going to send their text out and find out who craps their pants on the Benuskin Show. Next on ninety seven, won the Freak Go Rangers