This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one. It's the freak all right, nine thirty seven, Ben and Skin and Steve and Christina mustering in the halls of our beautiful, bigheart facility here in Addison, Texas. He'll listening to the Downbeat six to ten am. Don't do the Jardigans dance just out of nowhere. That song will do it to you, though, gets rid of hiccups. They came back. This poor bastard's been hiccupping all day. Yeah, and he got at the stop for Dingu's morning News. There you
go, shake it out. That's a tough thing. I got a big, big day today and I get out of here. I'm jumping in my incredible prosper Forward Expedition Limited, but it's not mine, and I'm returning it. I'm gonna head straight up the toll way, the whole way, which is it's only like it's less than fifteen minutes from Addison, like I don't know. In my head, Prospers sounds far, not far, and totally
worth going up there. We can't thank them enough for supporting our fabulous disaster what was it, Operation Fabulous Disaster, which was a success great success. They gave us this incredible, brand new vehicle to borrow. I do have to return it, so I'm doing that first. Then I'm going home. Danny in Today's the day you're wrapping up Sopranos. I have three episodes left, congrats. I've watched the entire six seasons of The Sopranos over the last
three months or so. And I got home yesterday after you guys left and I knocked out too, right. Then a lot going on, and I don't know how this is going to end. I'm hoping it ends up really good for Tony and the Soprano family. I'm thinking maybe they finally moved down to Florida. He plays a lot more golf, maybe qualifies for the Senior Tour. So you're wishing for good things for this mass murderer, the psychopath murderer. I wouldn't say mass murder. I don't know what the qualifications are
for that. And Yang to every man, that's essentially what this show is about. And I just hope it all ends well for him, and I expected to. It didn't end well for Christopher. No, well, there's one. There's one on his body count with a nose pinch. Oh, it's really a good television show. I recommend it to anyone listening. It's called The Sopranos. You heard it here first. Maybe the Sopranos is good. The hot news show maybe twenty years old. You can find it on
the Max app. Is it just mat Max? Now? Yeah, that's weird. What's next for you, HBO? I don't know. I have so much catching up to do. I'm thinking Bordwalk Empire. But then Kevin's yelling about Fargo. I think you should watch Fargo, just because season five of Fargo comes out about a month from now, and it's you would need to watch four seasons of far Ago. There are ten episodes each and they're
just outstanding. And they're only about forty two minutes. Well no, they some forty summer an hour, right, some are even longer than an hour. That's true. E thinks is weird. They don't stick to the standard four minute excuse me format to account for commercials in an hour long show. They extend them and just make them however long they need to be. Because all these Sopranos are an hour and there's I think generally thirteen episode season something
like that. This final season on my app. At least sid season six and there's twenty two, twenty one, twenty two episodes. Anyway, there was a season six part one and two. Yeah, okay, it's just a big old time commitment. I like it. I mean, I'm excited. I'm excited for today. I'm excited to see how it all wraps up. Maybe just a big party and a caravan heading down south as retirement awaits in the sunshine. I know it even makes your day even better when you
get up to prosper forward. Just trade in the jeep, make an offer, cash offer, and just take that baby home. That's your car. I would be in heaven that my car is the Ford Expedition and one that made it to Houston. I will say, quite pricey to fill it with gas. It's one hundred dollars what ninety three bucks? Yeah, and that was cheap gas too. Yeah, it's like eighty five gallon cheapest cash for sure. Suv is so nice. It's life changing, Like my life would
be better if that was my vehicle. I don't know if many cars fall into that category. Uh, you've been leaving talkbacks on the iHeartRadio app. If you're listening to us terrestrially. I encourage you to get the iHeartRadio apping us wherever you go, put us in your old pocket and hang out with us all day long. And if you leave something via the iHeart Radio app to talk back, and we play the best of them, the most fun of them, the most pertinent here in the hot mop You are right,
what a funny one addressed. It looks like I better for ima hot up. Gotta get the hot motto. I'm gonna clean it all up with my trusty hot mo being by. All right, let's start it off right. When I wiped up in the moaning, I won't know when I wake up in the moaning. I won't things news when I wake up in the morning. I won't be juicy load of ding gays moanings. Okay, all right, I actually like that. That was a good play in British accent the
whole time. Too authentic, very authentic. I'm staying at the same hotel as the Dallas Mavericks, and I got my hands on the scouting report. They actually come with the Continental Breakfast. I won't read the whole thing to you because they don't want to send Danny into a blind hiccuping rage again.
But there's some interesting points here about Wendy you should hear. For example, this one about starts eurostep from three point line, eight foot wingspan, capable of blocking shots with both left and right hand and Dong Dong is boulded here. Okay, I would be Dong is bolded here. Charles Osborne? What he hiccupped continuously for sixty eight years? Yeah, that was his life. He never twenty two to nineteen ninety Danny. So we don't want to hear
it. How did he make it that long? We don't want to hear it. I'm not saying, I just god, what if it was cocaine that made him hiccup? Here's your hiccups? Six hours of cocaine. Us, I have to do cocaine for six hours and I've never done it in my life, and you'll never hiccup again. Line them up ten minutes, Line them up, Line them ten minutes is a massive inconvenience. Ten minutes of hiccups. You're you're just it's terrible. It's been about twelve hours.
I know you're having problems and feel bad for you. They you go get checked out. I'm not gonna get checked out. Tell you doctor here, and I even go, what's Ted gonna do? He's gonna just make me eat chili. Tell me that'll fix it. Chilly and cocaine. Now here's one of the solutions the listener offered, because as it spurts, it's actually sometimes when they when I was sending talk back, something's very helpful. Some they offer good life advice. I know we get some here. Hello,
Mokey, this is your wrong one. Sorry, wrong one. Let's find this. This is not advice, but here is goody. This is your dog. Simon. Hey, I heard you were in town last night. You left me here Christina's with Hendricks for another night. Come get my ass. Bro, Dude, that's strange you came home and didn't get your puppy. No, wow, he gets sleep. Wow. Simon's had the time
of his life hanging with Hendrix's and hanging with Christina. And you watched three episodes of Sopranos about Simon, and I didn't even think twice when I got off the recliner, which usually means Simon's also going to jump up and scream, I'm in where we headed, even if I'm just going to the refrigerator. I'm going to get him right after I drop off the beautiful car. What happened? A big plus? You know what? You're right. The first two episodes Simon missed. Yes, spoiler pushed him off a boat.
I don't think he swam well either. Hey, it's nail here. Think your program director had a Freudian slip. He knew from day one that Glenn is weak name. We should have been the Dales, We should have been the dais dam. Yeah, he saw the time ticking away and he had time for one more thing. Yes, Dingo went full get off my lawn on KT this morning. Ha ha, But yeah, you did yell at Kat or something. What was it that he said that he would post screenshots
of the scouting report if he found it. I'd toasted from the Freak account, but not wait with Home the MAVs. I probably wouldn't get in trouble. Yeah, but I could. I wouldn't post the MAVs scouting report. I wouldn't out our team but another team. Yeah. Absolutely, the enemies. Yes, here we go. Hey, this is the advice enemies. I was so earlier the life of advice. Hey, you got to scare Danny to give rid of them hiccups. Hey, Danny, I think you
got my sister pregnant. We're going to need child support. I bet that scared your ass. But that scared your ass? Would that scare you? Yeah? A little bit? One more kid, dude, one more kidd now he's yeah, come on, you need a bubba, he needs a little sissy. You just go to mix with Ben and skin. What else you got? One more? Hey? I'm sorry to keep bothering you about this scouting report, but there's some real gold in here on Wendy that I
really think you should hear. For example, this piece about built as if he's supposed to be a character on the Monstars basketball team from the original Space Jam movie. Seven foot four frame makes him capable of meeting with one and from three blocks away. Was once arrested in Tokyo after being mistaken for the creature of Godzilla. Who is Maverage Scouting Department? Thank you? Yeah, thank you the map scouting Department? What hot? Mop? Hout mop?
I do think have you tried all of the hiccup tips? So no, none of them. Peanut butter is the key. The Vandlier's texted or tweeted that I need to cover both nostrils and both ears and drink water through a straw. It's like I've got two hands, bro, how do you even do that? There? You go both the ears and both nostrils. Now, where's your shawl? I don't think anything works right? It isn't that like? Nothing works. I don't know. There's a few you just gotta
try. It's different for everyone. It's all about how your body is made. Okay, you don't even know what causes well, something causes icco. Some people don't even need protein. They need carbs to type. You know. Some people need more protein there. It's just like that. Everyone's a little bit different. Pull on your tongue. No, I'm not get a trying. This is an Italian round said, hold your breath for forty seconds, then another tongue holding breath. Nothing. He'd drink the water, sucking
my finger on button. None of it works. He did a pick up right when he was holding his tongue and made it worse. Anybody said to eat a jar of peanut butter. That's to make it. These are bad ones. Did you drink too much alcohol or carbonated beverages? No, spicy foods always, but it's never affected me like this. Have you been stressed or emotionally excited lately? Stressed? Yes, emotionally excited. Never what stressed about it? Rangers looked around, make a poo poos, just look around.
You were emotionally excited, You were just a game seven. Yeah, but I was pretty flat lined for that. It was clearly it was. He wasn't emotionally excited, he was just danding. I just kept waiting for the other shoe to drop, but it never, it never did. He's actually that's what I actually got him going. What's that would have got him going? If the shoe would have dropped, that would have got you emotionally
excited? It would chuckling last night that Danny wouldn't get up because I'm just going to say, because he had to take his cow costume off and he had his pajamas on underneath, and he was ashamed to walk around minute made and his white tea and in sleep shorts, sleep shorts, and I was worried about you guys making fun of my grilled cheese order. Yeah, we had that. This guy was a cow. I think that's our whole, our whole thing is to avoid being shamed by the other two. Now this
is say use Oh, okay, the valsalva maneuver. I've heard of this, so people were talking about this a lot. People were talking. Okay, try this, Okay, pinch your nose closed, close your mouth, try to exhale as if inflating a balloon. This is what it says is a real bear down as if having a bowel movement. Do this for about ten to fifteen seconds. Bear down, bear down now like your bowl, moving as if having a bowel movement, and exhale as if you're inflatinga balloon.
There you go. Okay, okay, now listen, I think I just craped my pants. It didn't say to have a bowel movement. You just told me to have a bowel movement. Bear down as if having a bow Okay, what if if you're just going to pretend to have one, you might as well just let it go, right. That's not the valsalva maneuver. You need to not have one. Oh, hold on, I don't want to jinx it. Don't break up the no hit or my game. Come on, come on, I'm going to the Hall of Fame.
I'm going into the Hall of Fame, David, They're gone. It works. Oh my god, the Valsalva maneuver just worked live on the damn radio. I didn't catch the front end of this discussion, but you know, Sirroly, how you're always out there talking about your hemorrhoids. I think one of the reason that you're having that problem is what do you mean by bear down? Is bear down? I think it's I think that's what's causing your hemorrhoids. Bear down. I think I think you're pooping too aggressively. You're
supposed to relax and and that. Do you have a squatty potty? You seem like a dude. He has a squatty potty, I have a We have a squatty potty, and I have a bidet, and my pucker hole is pristine. It's not like the deep web videos that KT watches. I'm glad the Valsalva work because if that didn't work, one of us was gonna have to help him because he was gonna have to do the pretzel dip that was the next on the list. I don't know if you'll have seen what
the pretzel dip is. No, I haven't. Does that involved it's a yogamanu showing you. I don't want to see that, Okay, let me see that. Why would anybody want to do that? It's like yoga sex. Yeah, yeah, it's that weird Karma sutra guys that have robes and weird books. We pictures like that in it is that for a one legged woman her their legs underneath the hulking dude? I think that worked, right,
I think it did. You know, even if it's tipperary, I can get through the next one and a half minutes and you can hick up all the way home. Sound like a scratched record. You've done good today. You fought through it. I started out really strong. The last hour hour and a half. I thinks since a machine came on, is it really threw me off? Yeah? Yeah, I do think our first hour today six o'clock hour we start broadcasting six O'CLOCKI every morning it was on fire.
They're are on the scuttle. But it took a nose dive, as it will, and then it got back up, you know, yeah, about a thirty was good for about thirty minutes, and then we had machine on, which I thought he was great. He was amazing, but I thought I was terrible as always hiccupping, agreed, and now I'm great. So the last thirty seconds of the show will probably be the only part worth listening to. So you gonna make up for it by doing some overtime with
Ben and Skinner. What love to There's nothing more important than helping the Ben and skin show. They need more people on their show. Yeah, what's on the show today that we need to not miss? Well, I plan my naps around your content. Okay, Then if you I think you're a Maverick fan because of your hoodie, thank you. We are doing our balls out. Set them on the table, hardcore, show them what you got. MAVs season preview at noon today and the nooner oh damn, and right
before that when you're sleeping. Yeah. I would like to take a deeper dive into sugar daddy sugar baby culture because it's fascinating. What's sugar baby that's the recipient of sugar Daddy's generosity. I would like for you to take off your sandals and step into the wade pool. Are you explaining the real world current situation with sugar Daddy's and they're how you acquire one, and I'm gonna get into that because I've been reading some articles and also talking with my eighteen
year old daughter. Just there's just things that she'll say that I'll be like, I need to learn more. And also let me tease ahead to sometime on Thursday or Friday when I'm not here. I'm pretty confident that on the sports buffet, the Mosquito and the Hulk will be talking to an LA Rams blogger, possibly about sugar daddy culture. Oh my god, but it just
hadn't happened yet, so who could know. We enjoyed your show yesterday driving back from Houston, and I as good as everything is, I think you guys are never better than when you're doing something as insane as disgusting Tony Danza and John Stamos and an excerpt from a memoir that should never have been written,
never in the style with which he wrote it. Those pros. Wow, I really enjoyed it so as and we talked about it right after the sec We're like, we should do stuff like that because that is just such a moronic topic. And then dissected and Ben's hung up on the half unfurled poster, which is a great point why would that be in Tony Danze's car next to some boxing gloves next to boxing gloves? And then also just to throw out the weird side trail of how do you feel about Eric Strata,
who's not involved in this? Yes, yes it. We've done a lot of different pay plus content as I expect today as well on the Beninskin Show. Yes. Uh. For Mike the Machine Marshall for joining us today. He's not a part of the show. Yeah, but he was a guest and we appreciate that. Katie, Thanks guests. I like to thank you anyone that I can remember, even though it's hard to remember anything that's real.
Jimmy Fallon of you don't do that to me. Man, Come on, man, you know if I was any of those guys, I would be Kimmel. We both have narcolepsy for jj JA and producing for us, for Mike Siroy, for Danny Bayless, for Kevin you're Kevin for Danny's hiccups? What a high we're ending on me? What do you want me to do that? He shot it off with the fault. This is it's not your fault. This is like trying to masturbate when you're hammered in the show six Am I guess see you go, bed Scar