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Hot Female Jeopardy

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Mikey and Dingu play for two female callers for tickets to see Stevie Nicks in a round of Hot Female Jeopardy.

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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven one freak. The morning news from the Ding Ding comes up in about a half an hour, and some other stuff playing throughout the morning. It's fun. I'm gonna explain to you why your fast food bill is over twenty five dollars for just yourself. Well, yeah, prices are out of control, but there's a reason for it, yeah, Biden. Someone text in we were talking frostbite. When I was

in Afghanistan. It was minus twenty eight and the lieutenant took his gloves off for five minutes and lost all fingers. Well, how long twenty minutes? Five minutes, five minutes, says minus twenty eight. More wild, right, that is wild in Afghanistan. Does he get cold over there? I guess it does. Yeah, yeah it does. I wouldn't have thought it gets that cold, gets as cold. I didn't know he got ass cold minus twenty eight and Afghanistan up the mountain. I know a lot of that

was up in the mountains, but I look, I don't know. I'm streaming the text. It's Albey Smikey, it's sting you. It's kevvi oh and it's sweet sweet JJ Jackson what a week for jj Oscars. This Sunday, she and Christina are doing a live Oscar preview on the Freaks Instagram page, So please give that a follow and support the gals. I think six o'clock five to six on Sunday, as I'll get you ready for the big

event. We will do the same at about nine o'clock this morning, talk about some of the movies, got a hot prediction for what's gonna go down Sunday night, and then your talkbacks. If you want to leave a talkback, she would tease that part is that still in player now? Yeah? I think it can be, or we can yeah. Okay. So today's International Women's Day. We are celebrating the women all day long. We're giving

away Stevie Nicks ticket. It's a very influential songbird of her generation perhaps, and we've given away at least two pairs of tickets, I think one or two. We're gonna give away another pair in this very segment, but the final pair of Stevie Nicks tickets are gonna go to the female, the lady that leaves us the best talkback. And all you have to do is go

to the iHeartRadio app at the microphone bottom right hand corner. When you're listening to ninety seven one the freek you press it and there's thirty seconds and just say whatever you want, say whatever, why you think you should win the tickets or something fun, something funny, something about the show today that you enjoyed. And if it's a good and you will win the fourth and final pair of Stevie Nicks tickets. Third pair will be given away momentarily well when

we play a fun game. But right now we have a guest Kevi. Oh, yeah, we have a guest. Yeah, Tracy and Nick ye'll join us in a minute to take part in this International Women's Day celebration via Jeopardy. Reason being our friend Jared Watson from Greenville, Texas was in the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions and he's a second episode after winning in a round one was last night. It's Ben Chan and a of Weirdly a comedian producer television

star Ike Barnwitz. Now I didn't know Ike Barnwitz very well, but I knew I'd seen this, So joining us down the free cut line is our buddy Jared Watson. Hello Jared. Third time on the freak Hi it's Jared. Hi, Jared, Hey, all right, So we're gonna set it

up for anyone that didn't know last night. Okay, So you were and you were into the final nine here and you're going up against the Ike Barenholtz that's his name, sorry, and then Ben Chan from Green Bay, a philosophy professor, and you're hanging in there, and we get to round two here. As we get to after the first round, you had the lead by eight hundred dollars, so you let good at that point, right, Yeah, I mean I felt like things were going pretty much as good as

I coultive hope for them too. Yeah. Then we get to round two and you are trailing by three of I'm sorry, by three thousand dollars at the time, and you stumble on the daily double and the category ends and double letters. Just for fun, I'm gonna go ahead and read this and see if Mike and Danny know the clue. Okay, I'm just gonna read this out, all right. Hold on, Jared. Here we go originally

tough one here because he had eighty six hundred dollars. He goes all in like the baller that he is. Love it, Okay, he's like, screw it daily double if you will, Kevin. Yes, originally a stick or spindle used in spinning. It also came to mean women's work or the female side of a family. What what is distaff? Yeah, it's a distaff? Correct. Yeah, it's a long tube that you used for spinning.

Uh. I think it's usually like flax. I think where were you guys when that Well, we were actually looking it up on the dictionary because we it was all a plant. We cheated, Yeah, of course we cheated. Nobody knows what that is. Yeah, yeah, lord, distaff, I've never even heard of it. Yeah, Like you could have given me an hour and I never would have. I've never encountered that word. I know what it is now, yeah, and you will forever. Yeah. But yeah, that was rough, dude, you made the final nine.

There's nothing to be ashamed of. That was that was great. I like the like the go for it all in. Yeah, you know, that's that's great. Yeah. I mean it's like at that level of competition, against this level of players, you just you've got to take your shot when you have a shot, So no regrets. Just didn't didn't go my

way. So when you go all in that CAD's got to be an empty feeling, right, I mean, you're so smart, you know most of this stuff, but then you see that damn question pop up in that moment of silence. I suppose when you know in your head I have no idea, but yet you're still trying to come up with I mean, there's a chance. How often does that happen when you're stuck and then it does pop

in your head? I mean, that's what you're hoping for, right, Well, I mean in the first round, the daily level that I got in the Jeopardy round, I didn't immediately know the answer to that one, but I was able to work through and puzzle it out. So it does happen, but you know, you got to have something to work with to pull it, and this just then that just was nothing. Damn it.

I think there's more eyes on you because the Ike Barenholtz element, as like some entertainment magazines were picking that up and running with it, since he's you know, been in stuff he was in He's bounding down for a little bit and some other shows, and then he I ended like he was kind of slow playing at first, and then he kind of came on strong at the

end. I was like, Okay, guy's actually do some stuff. He's pretty good, so at least like maybe he can cast you in something in the future, right, Oh sure, yeah, i'd be I'd be in anything he wanted me to be in. Do you hate Ben Chan now? Yeah? Right yeah, and which yeah, man, I don't want to talk too much about what's coming up, but yeah, there is some crazy

good games Jeopardy ahead that I think. It's you know, even if you're not there for for me or anything, it's it's worth watching because it's there's gonna be some killer games coming. Awesome. It's been fun, Jared,

honestly a pleasure having you represent the Metroplex and doing an incredible job. It does suck very much that you know, it comes to an end last night, but hey, one person wins this thing and you are fighting the smartest of the smart man so you you represented us well and congratulations on a job well done. Thank you so much. Yeah, all right, we'll be in touch for some type of trivia night situation. We team up with us and we just go win everyone's money. It'll be fun. Hell yeah,

oh yeah, yeah, And now you're in the game show circa. You can go on Amazing Race now. Oh sure, yeah, actually yeah, I talked to somebody about that, but it's you know, it'll be a while. That's all good. Take a well earned break, buddy. There's been a pleasure getting to know you. J to me, sweet guy.

There he goes. Final Tournament of Champions. All right, let's go to uh the phone lines now, as we're celebrating International Women's Day giving away a pair of Stevie Knicks tickets at Windstar once an hour, we have Nicky and Carrollton on the line. Hello, Nikki, good morning, Hello, good morning, Hi Nicky. How are y'all? It doesn't matter. How are you the same? The kids are in school until eleven forty five. I'm counting those precious moments. Charge those batteries. Are you what are you a

Stevie Nicks fan? Yeah? Okay, Well you have a chance to win Stevie Knicks tickets. Who's playing at Windstar coming up in early May. But you need to hitch your wagon to either myself or Danny Bayless. And this is essentially a game of Jeopardy, and it's all woman based questions. You're a real conundrum here is who do you think knows more about women? Danny Bayliss or me Michael's Let's go with Danny. Okay, every time? Every time? Game? How often do I let these people down? Every time?

Every time? But they continue to come to Dingu. But my golfers in the lead. All right, all right, Nikki, stay on hold. Danny's gonna do his best for you. Just hang up. She just sighed. Hungusion. Let's go to Tracy and Uless. Hi. Tracy, Hi? Hi, Tracy Hi? By default, you and I are team? Is that okay? Tracy? Yeah? I thought I was anyway. They always say that to make Tracy man. No, I'm not gonna make. We want Tracy locked in and paying attention. All right, Tracy,

I got your back. If I win this game, you win a pair of steven Cks tickets here on International Women's Day. If Danny wins, they go to Nicky. We're gonna win this thing, right Trace, Let's do it. Okay, So Nicky and Tracy both to stay close because if Danny or might get stumped, we'll go to you real quick. We might need you. It is time for this hot female Jeopardy. Okay, here we go. Here's the categories. All right, female anatomy, Sports chicks,

Academy Award winning actresses, songbirds of our generation. In terms of endearment, Danny, you won the salad toss backstage and to buzz in, We're gonna yeah, we need buzzword. We're gonna use articles clothing that are exclusive to women, not something that we often wear. So if I think I know the correct answer, I will chime in with bra yeah, and I will say panties. All right, all right, okay, it says celebration today. All right, Danny, you're up your good luck. I'm ready.

Let's start with a female anatomy for one hundred. All right, one, Danny, this is known as the elastic muscular reproductive organ of the female genital tract. Bruh uh, what is cervix? That's incorrect minus one? Would you say elastic? Yeah, known as the elastic muscular reproductive organ of the female genital tract. Panties, Mike, uterus. It's also in correct, China. The correct nature is vagina. See we were too smart. We

overthought it usually is what gets us. Dandy used to have control of the board. Let's do female anatomy for two hundred All right, boobies, melons, coconuts, bacon hangers, milkers, warlocks, Danny de Vito's utters, fun bags, knockers, air bags, lifesavers, bongos, hooters, calcium, canon, stress, ball, torpedoes, whoppers, and we're all names for this pair of things on a human sat. Wait till the questions over, please, Which are home to the nipple and the areo pea? Mike?

Memories? That's incorrect, what bray? What are breasts? Breast? Is correct? Oh boy, Tracy, I can hear her shaking her head too. Okay, okay, Memories and breast the same thing, Judges. One is far more technical of a term here in the female anatomy. In the female anatom you're overthinking it, y'all. We're thinking it already. I'm not gonna argue. All right, let's go stay with female anatomy for three say are they the same thing? Stop looking that up? For three?

Yeah, minus three hundred for mic What is the samecientific name of this organ in the reproductive system of most female mammals, also known as the womb bra Dannys that's correct, Danny, three hundred points. You sure know your female anatomy six hundred for Danny, negative three hundred for Mike Danny female anatomy for four. Studies have shown that period cycles can be very influenced by the cycle of this intergalactic object, the Moon. Correct, it is the moon.

Wait till the questions over the moon. That's okay, Yeah, let's see if we get it. We get it, all right, Just stop there. Sports chicks for one, please all right. This hoops legend was the first to dunk in a w NBA game. Pannies Mike, Lisa Leslie. That's correct, one hundred points, Danny at six hundred Mike, get two hundred, sports Chicks too. This lady was the first woman to kill a

moose in the Iditarod. Pannies Mike, Susan Butcher correct, Sports Chicks three, Please Mia, What about Ham was the big name on the women's Olympic soccer team that featured this player taking off her shirt after scoring the game with anties Mike Chastain Correct, Brandy Chastain Mike seven hundred. Sports Chicks four. Chris Coatan portrayed this Olympic gymnast for a memorable jump of the nineteen ninety six

summer of the panties Mike Harry stru correct Mike's lie for the sweep. Serena Williams is known as one of the most iconic female athletes of all time, but she's also married to the co founder of this popular website, Panties Mike Twitter, that's incorrect, down to six hundred. Panties nothing from Daniel, Nope, it's Reddit. It is Reddit. Damn it. I thought it was Jack. That's all right. We're tied at six hundred. Nicky and

Tracy. Hope you're doing well out there on whold List, Nikki or A with Danny here, Tracy with Mike, you still have one five hundred. Stop hitting the table. He thinks he thinks you're saying your word when you just hit the table. I was doing that. I'm sorry. I still control. Yes, yes, In terms of endearment for one here on International Women's Day, a title or form of address for a French speaking woman, panties, Mike, Madam. That's correct, Mike, just seven hundred.

Terms of endearment too, an unmarried Spanish speaking woman brauh Y Senorita correct. Danny up to eight hundred, Mike at seven hundred. Female anatomy for five. There are two of these, one on the left, one on the right. They play a big role in the Mintrul cycle. This is also known as the female gonad. I heard Danny first. Uh Overy's ovary is correct. Danny five hundred. Danny is at thirteen hundred. Mike is at seven hundred. Let's get to know you guys for a minute, no idiot,

real quick with you, Papa, Nicky On Nicki and Carrolton? Hey, Nikki, I am here. Danny's at thirteen hundred. He's got a six hundred point leader. How do you feel about his performance so far? Let's get or done? All right? Slide over to Tracy. Tracy, it's been said in many scriptures of the past that everyone loves a good comeback story. You're down by six hundred here with Mike. How do you feel about Mike's performance so far? And do you think he has it in him

to get it done? Yes, he does. He's going strong, he can do it. I am your thoughts on not am he getting negative two or three hundred for mamories? Well, memory's is the same thing as a brush, so oh, you know, yeah, it's kind of what I thought too. How many points was that for. I think it was at least I think it's minus three hundred. I don't want them. I don't want him. We're gonna win anywhere. I'm gonna take the hard route. I mean, Danny, are you amenable to this? If is that true?

I don't know the same thing. Yeah, I guess, I don't know. I don't don't. Is the memory the same thing as a breast? No one knows. No one knows. I mean, Tracy sounds like she knows, technically speaking, a memory gland. Yeah, sure, it's the same thing. I don't mean. Let's test Nicky's integrity. It's got the professional word for it, Nicky. Is the memory the same thing as a breast? Now? Ah? It is all right? All right, So we'll take Danny down to uh not that takes him down to eleven hundred.

That pumps Mic up to nine hundred, And that just means the game's a little closer than we thought. Good integrity, Good job. We don't have judges, you know, Skeleton crew. Let's move forward, uh Danny. As Danny has control of the board, songbirds for five big one not good for us. The band Paramore, led by this woman has been named this year's Record Store Day Ambassadors, along with her cover of the Talking Kids Burning down the House? Why do you have to put them in everything?

Every day? Paramo? Nobody knows it's Paramore. You know, easy ones at the end, hit the buzzer, all right, no one knows it's Hayley Williams. All right, let's go for four hundred songbirds. Nowadays you're waiting all day for Sunday Night with Carrie Underwood. But before her, this blondeau with the bondeau took on those pregame duties. Danny faith Hill, it is correct, faith Hill. Give Danny the points. He's up to fifteen

hundred. Mike's at nine hundred, Danny three hundred songbirds. She has been referred to as the Queen of Latin music. As long as she pays her taxes, she can keep that title. Hanny's Mike glorious Jephon, that's incorrect. Six hundred. He had to go with the Miami touch there out of ten there it's Shakira. It would be your answer. I don't love losing points for wrong answer, just text problems. Who knew evading star birds for

two hundred? This pop star is featured in the upcoming movie Wicked, and is also the musical guest on SNL this weekend wich of the movies coming out like next month, two months s to OL musical guest this week. New album dropped today and you're done? It is? Who is Ariana Grande? Stop? Don't palms up me. You didn't know she knew that one. Know she's standing up walking around. She was literally on the screen for like the last hour going behind me. That's a doctor that one. That's doctor

Fiesta, doctor Grande. It is doctor Fiesta, all right soon Terms of endearment for three hundred, all right, by the way, it's Danny fifteen hundred with Nikki, It's Mike six hundred with Tracey. We need these. Andy rock band Sebastian would be nothing without this again, Indy rock band Sebastian would be nothing without this. Terms of endearment for uh Bra, Danny, what is a bell? Correct? A bell? I don't even know what you guys, just say eighteen hundred for Danny, Mike's bell and Sebastian.

Oh oh okay. Have you been keeping track of knocking out your categories to see what's least you got all of Academy Ward winners, and four and five for terms of endearment. That's okay, songbirds is done? Or is there a song? Okay? That yes? Throwing Stone named her the greatest vocalist of all time? Uh Bra Dany, Ruth Franklin, that's good. Nineteen hundred for Danny, six hundred for Mike toe four terms of endearment for four

hundred. This word is an honorific title for a woman, but is also known as a certain time in the NBA when this all star guard takes over panties Mike Dame as correct Dame time Mike up to one thousand Danny at nineteen hundred five terms. Scottie Pippen's ex wife Larsa was known as Thoughttie Pippen long for the word thought, meaning this Brah Danny that ho over there? That's correct? Five, Danny, that's really good. Did you know what that

meant? No? Really? No? Are you impressed that I knew that? JJ? Is that right? That o? J? She's laughing at me for a fifty five year old white dude knowing what serio is over there in ten sides over there? Okay, Danny. Let's start with actresses for five hundred final Category five Danny twenty four hundred, Mike one thousand. Tough here, winning in nineteen thirty four and again in nineteen eighty two. This actress has been nominated twelve times for Best Actress and has the record for most

wins for a female with four panties. Mike Hepburn correct, Come on, good, fifteen Good for Mike. That's huge, Catherine Hepburn. Uh, how much money you want, Mike? One hundred? Or wait? Is it? What? Daily? Double? Uh? No, there's one hundred. I'm blanking out. It seems like you don't seem it seems like you don't see much of this star anymore. Who won Best Actress in twenty twelve for her work in Silver Linings Playbook Bruh Danny Lawrence? Who is Lawrence?

Jennifer Lawrence? Correct for Danny fifteen for Mike Danny two three four left, one hundred is gone? I'm sorry, two hundred? I went two three and four? Are gone? Or are there? I just waited for I was picked four hundred. I picked and it was one hundred. It's two

three and four? Okay, okay? Uh sure four hundred? This nineteen ninety one film was the last movie to have multiple Leading Actress nominations, starring Geena Davison, Susan's Randon Panties, Mike Belma and Luise Correct Mike up to uh, that was for two right, yes, seventeen, that was four hundred. That was two hundred, four hundred. I picked four hundred and the one before of it. Whatever, God, I hit two hundred because I got hepburn and then I picked one. Okay, it was four It

was four hundred. Okay, which one are we going now? One number? That was four hundred, yeah, so now three hundred, okay? At eighty Jessica Tandy one is the oldest person to win Best Actress for this movie. Oh God, is it Panties? Mike Trivy, Miss Daisy correct, good, Mike up to twenty two hundred? Last clue does he have? He has twenty five hundred. You have twenty two last clue for two

hundred. This actress is in second place for the Best Actress Awards with three, including her work in the twenty seventeen film Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri. Panties. Mike Francis McDorman correct Mike at twenty four Danny at twenty five hundred and we have final Jeopards Wow, and we will do that next and then Dingo's Morning News right here on ninety seven to one, though

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