This is the downbeat on ninety seven one with the freak. You see i'd time at the side of the boat that fifteen all right, Nikey live microphones around. I know you know the first the first verse pretty good here of this song when Fred Schneider comes in. Are you doing coma COSI I think we have to do the first set of profiler. You got a car and it's as big as a well and it's about as big as a well man about I got me a Chrysler and just about funny as hard up and bringing
you out Jim Box money. I'm eating yeah, water burgers, chili cheese, waterburger that I started at seven forty five I've ever had in my life. Thank you, Wa Burger. They set up shop outside the studio taking care of us some of the other stations up here. Massive and it is delicious, although it's very early. But you know the cool thing without man that's a table tent. And the guy said, they almost kind of are not encouraging people to do this, but they're like, we know people steal
the table tents, so today and it's just today only. I think at every water Burger while supplies last, you can get the official Dallas Cowboys water burger table tent. All right, that's cool. It says official burger the Dallas Cowboys. Right there. I'm holding it in my hand. You got the d. D. Lewis table tent at number fifty sean Cowboys to put up a forty burger against the Giants this Sunday guarantee. He's Kevin Turner, He's Danny Baylist. My name is Mike Siroy. Go get your chili cheeseburger.
They got chili cheese fries too well. On our special guest waterburger Man is here to tell us about the chili cheese fries. A big pile of finely cut I had a whole potatoes, a layer of real Texas chili melted cheese topped with a spicy Hallapina water burgers, chili cheese fries. Make a run for the men's room. Thank you. Okay, you're welcome. Just fill in. Let me take that job. He got paid, just like Casino Mobili did introduce the hour Sportsman regular Katino Mobili, who we think about
every day. And I think there might be sour cream on it. You'll have to dig around it. He's gonna keeps going around. Then one day someone's gonna be like, no, I want to hire this dude, and you're gonna be vel Man and make so much money and split it with your manager me fair and square and my producer Keavo. It's not your producer. It's a three way split. I don't know. I don't want your money anyway. I don't want your less sweet water Burger money. No, I
don't want your vo money. Thank you, water Burger, just like you like it. This Trevan's brought to you by Rodney Anderson dot Com. A reminder, we're one hour away from you getting a chance to win some Green Day tickets. Mike Sroy has crafted some trivia questions that are going to stump you. It's a little flimsy or they're gonna pump you with tickets. That's me, pump you. Happy birthday, Angel. It's Angel's birthday. Really, I don't know Angel comic cause of karaoke for my birthday. Please no,
but thanks for asking. Yeah, it's not no. And then Whitney always writes nice things. Okay, what does Whitney want today? She said? JJ mikey Kevio of course, Dingu you'll are the best, A freaking awesome weekend love Whitney, Okay, that's what she wants to well, spread love. It's nice. It's nice that Whitney decided to send a nice text for a change. Doesn't you have a crush on you? I think she hates my guts. Everybody does. Everybody loves Kevo. You see all the
Cavio love on Twitter lately, Kevin, I really hated your show. But man, that Kevio. I've really come around. People come around Kevio, thereat around on me. Yeah, finally they're not. They changed things out as quick on this world. So enjoy you every minute while you have it. He's relevant on radio in this market now for three months. And I don't think up until yesterday the nation realized what a great actor you are.
Until you do, you have it made that self. If you think I'm not playing this at least twice more today, I would saying you need a new audience. You guys now. I mean I think you both significantly make more than I do now. But I was making you guys for years that you guys have been around longer. That's rude to say I've been relevant. I've been making more money than you guys were. You don't talk about coworkers income anywhere. Is a hippo law. Nothing to do with hippos. All
right, here's Kevio from yesterday on the downbeat. I'm just telling you I took no theater and would have if I would have been ridiculed for it in the hometown that I'm from, and I would be a beast of an actor. And I just because I know how to play it to the camera, I know how to feel out a moment, and I know when the audience is in the palm of my hands. I wanted to crush them, want to elevate them, not to send them on the right of their lives.
You have a tremendous actor. I also pull that, and we'll send that to some Asians. I also can't get hard. That's Kevin Turner. I don't know why any of that happened. Anyone ever implies to me that Kevin is not funny, I will simply play that and then then I'll punch him in the throat and I'll walk off. If anyone ever says to me that Danny's nothing funny, then I will play them. This can't tell you the
other thing that's been making me cry laugh all week. Yes, okay, and then we'll do our hot predictions and maybe we'll get to birthdays one day this week. Dude, we were talking about the Pillsbury dough Boy earlier this week and Danny the way he Danny did the voice of the Pillsbury dough Boy. I nearly, dude, I nearly pulled a Julie and wet myself driving
home from the Flaming Lips last night. That threw that on. So I had it my email and I was just laughing so hard because the Pillsbury dough Boy, Well, first of all, can we hear what he does sound like? Because he does not sound like the way he kind of does. There's there's one where he's at. He's at He's at t s A. He doesn't even talk, he just makes that sound. Yeah. So he's at the airport. Okay, this is the this is a guy Co commercial.
But he's at it's the Pillsbury dough Boy at the airport. And this is what happens when he gets poked. Cute, it's cute, it's cute. And this TSA agent is gotta touch like bending down to the ground. And touching any kind of backfedal. It's when he gets poked. He does traveling the country and selling his does. His tummy is full of cinnamon rolls so soft. I listened to this after the Christina dropped Chaos last night and I was crying, uh, and we'll play it for you. Now,
why is it? Who is now here on the freaking What time it on TV? Is this all on? Is this gonna be on the radio? Yeah, just a couple of things that happened on this day. Nineteen sixty five, they aired the first Pillsbury dough Boy commercial. Dummy funny mascot the Pillsbury. He was cute guy and he's always wanted to poke his little belly and he goes genius pills And that's only reason we all know the company named Pillsbury, right, Yeah, we wouldn't even know anything about him, that
little guy. Yeah, you wanna give me that finger? Woo wow, look at it? Losing it? Fine, I'll pull him again. Jesus all right. We watched that commercial him at the airport. It's so funny, like a fact, and I was like, I said, he's doing woo woo. But Dy did it first Pillsbury dough Boy commercial. First, what is that noise? I get excited again? That's dumb. All right,
we'll play any more audio today. I won't wear the downbeat Dingers Morning News coming up in twenty minutes, forty minutes away from his joke, and I have not found yet your chance doing Green Day tickets at nine o'clock. And uh, let's go ahead and step into the Ghost Pepper pavilion and for our hot Cowboys and Giants predictions for this Sunday at three twenty five at AT and T Stadium, scorching hot predictions. Danny's going last, Yeah, because
those are too damn good. They're not They're awful. My pigs are awful. God God has reached down and touched me on the shoulder in fortune. As I have five and a half points, Danny has three points currently, Kevin has one point. The listeners have zero points. As we make scorching predictions about upcoming games and events, and the Cowboys and Giants game would be the event slash game that we're going to make three predictions each on here.
In a matter of seconds, we will record this audio. We will play it on Monday and determine if points or even half points should be awarded. Worst. This is the worst NFL Island game. Well this is not Island game technically, but it's America's game of the week. It is so terrible. And we had Troy and Joe Panthers Bears last night in a game where one team owns both teams draft picks and like could be one and two the Bears stinking one. Like the Bears would benefit from the Panthers winning. Yeah,
No from the Panthers losing. No. I think the Bears chances of having the first overall pick increased because of the Panthers. If okay, if they want, if they beat the Pants because the Bears won their third game last night and the Panthers have won, No, I think they increased had they lost to the Panthers. They both, Yeah, it was strange they shouldn't have won. I think, yeah. All I saw what trending was Al Michaels, who just wants to fashion a noose every time he steps into
the booth. I mean, the schedule for Thursday at football is so bad. They got a bad one in the morning. At Sunday It's like Colts and Patriots ill and then Cowboys and Giants is not an exciting game of the week because of the Giants being terrible. It's Broncos and Bills on Monday night. It's Jets and Raiders on Sunday night. I mean it is tracked. And America's real team, in the Miami Dolphins, is a bye week. Yeah, we get a couple more texts mad at me today? Now keep
them coming in. Did you duck their points for where to let you go first? This time? Leader? Okay, they're not that good. I don't know, there's some confidence. Sell yourself, all right, Here's a prediction one for Cowboys Giants this Sunday at AT and T Stadium. Micah look out for Micah, not Giants linebacker Micah McFadden. But this is the game, This is the one. Micah Parsons will score an offensive touchdown. Is
that hot enough for you? At first? That's hot? So basically, the Cowboys are going to be up so much that they start doing high school bits where they put the junior varsity team in and make them do weird stuff just because they can. Mike has been saying I can catch I want the ball. He's been saying it for years and he's gonna whoop McCarthy's ass. Finally enough, they're like, you know what, fine, we'll run a
little tight end route for Micah. I love that. And I was gonna just say, Michael will score a touchdown there by allowing me to have all the defensive possibilities. But for whatever reason, because I happen to be leading, you guys say these aren't hot enough. I don't say that. I know you know what you don't know. It's the listeners, the pointless listeners. And I don't mean that you're pointless. I mean you have no points.
They have no point. Yeah, prediction too. Punt team. The Giants will punt the ball so many times that they're punter Jamie Gillian will have to take off his shoe and put a bag of frozen p's on his foot on the sideline. Now if he has to like re tape his shoe or something that we may need to discuss. Yeah, a type of really foot maintenance. Yeah, based on pain. Yes, that's sort of what.
Yeah, even a foot massaging a win, a wincing foot massage. They look down here, Jamie Gillen, foot's really swollen from all that aggressive punting. A lot. By the way, NFL record sixteen punts in one game. I love that you assume that the most popular sports league in America, with all the money that they generate, are going to have to resort to frozen peas instead of some badass professional medical ice bag. Maybe because he'll go
through all the medical ice bags. They're all melted. They'll have to run that wal mart across the street and get frozen. They're out of piece. I had to get broccoli final, Just give it here where everyone's illegally parked my freaking foots killing me. Last prediction for a couple of times Sunday at Att Stadium. Hey, hey, no, as if beating, As if
the beating they're gonna take won't be embarrassing enough. A New York Giants player will get hit in the face with a throne slice of pizza in this game helmet, I will ask for it to count YEP. If it sticks on the helmet, I may be begging for two. It sticks on the crown of the helmet. I want it to be in the middle of a play where receivers just run at a freaking post route. What's the what's the call the pizza? What a frisbee. Slice of pizza hits some pizza, no,
no, no, hits the crown of the helmet. He doesn't know, but when he turns around to receive the pass, the pizza and the melty cheese causes it to just slide down over his face mask and as he turns his face is covered in pizza and he can't see the ball. The ball hits the helmet, dislodges the pizza. Pizza everywhere, Yeah, incomplete pass everywhere? Everything way and perfectly shades his eyes from the sun that's coming
in. Because that the first half. What if Giants wide receiver running open frisbee, slice of pizza comes flying in from the crowd, hits him right in the bridge of the nose, He goes ah, and then he obviously misses the ball. What's the call? Incomplete pass? Does the Cowboys get flagged for their fans frisbee? I think they se Papa John's Yes, I think they get a personal foul the fans personal pizza fowl, personal size pizza fowl. They've called penalties on the fans before. Yeah, yes, it's
the team Rember snowballs. Yeah, there you go, snowballs at Buffalo, Buffalo. Yeah, okay, a caller is told in it has a prediction. Let's go to that real quick and then we'll get mine all trying to get points. All right, Hello, guys, y'all good. I believe that the quarterback, the new quarterback for the Giants, Tommy DeVito not Danny, will not finish the game, and they will show a graphic on the game of current starting quarterback Daniel Jones side by side with Eli Manning, which
will lets it on Monday. A discussion from you of how they have such similar dumb face. Okay, okay, well accept the listeners have a chance here. Thank you. That's a good listener because they were just calling begging for a half point or point. They come in and provide something, Yes, something, Thank you man. You're a good dude. My pleasure. Love you guys. You want to play golf? Are you remember at any
nice private clubs? Absolutely? I am which one tell you on the air, all right, email me, super secret, Email me Kevin Turner at iHeartMedia dot com. But there he goes. Interesting Now Katie, you're up. Good luck. Prediction number one Cooper Rush will play the entire fourth quarter. Warm, But I need points in third place. Okay, okay,
Prediction two Little Baby KK. We'll mention the Texas Rangers World Series win, and then it will cut to Jerry Jones's sweet where they discuss the Cowboys drought and how Jerry would do anything to win another Super Bowl while Jerry is eating a hot dog next to Chris Christie. You know what all of those things could happen if you get every one of those. You should have added a drone shot that is focused on globe life. Then gang pans over. Yeah
to at and t as the setup for that. But your first one was incredibly warm, but you more than covered it with that one, so you are right on pace. I like where you're at. I need points, you know, nutcut in time some of my trick plays I might be leaving for next week. I need to run the hits like this one. Prediction iree JJG my audio cranked up. The Cowboys defense will record a turnover and
then the entire defense will run to the end zone to celebrate. The dance that will perform as a team in Unison is called the Fat Dog, and it goes a little something like this. It's a brand new dance based on an old phrase. It's called the fat Dog, and it will amaze. You've heard this expression your entire life. It's not made up. It's not made up. It's a brand new dance based on an old phrase. It's called the fat Dog, and it will amaze. You've heard this expression your
entire life. It's not made up. It's not made up. It's a brand new dance based on an old phrase. It's called the fat Dog. Game it with a mate. You've heard this expression of your entire life. It's not made up. It's not made up. Three more times. No, I don't want to fantastic. Oh my god, what the hell? Why didn't you go last? Why would you make anyone go after you? Nobody? Who find this man? Some rhythm? Well that's favored on the second verse. But well that's the whole key to the Fat Dog. It's
a little out of the fat Dog. Yeah, and the cowboys are gonna do that. Cowboys are gonna do that as a team and use some of the defense, you know, turn over and then they sprint all that part. We all got that part visually down. Are they going to be singing? Yeah, it's like, what's the there's our dance associated with the fat Dog. So if we can't here, we'll know that they're doing the fat You'll assume it. You'll see a couple of people your dance will hit.
You'll see Jeron curse kind of mouthing it. And the hell time, maybe shake shake a finger. It's not made up, and they'll do the Paul thing. But you know it's not made up. It's not made not made up. Why died JJ whipping her head and looking at you, Well, you do most of the things you do is one of the true pleasures of each and every morning here from six to ten am. In ninety seven, won the freak. Oh my god, yeah, Danny, Wow, I
need some points. But what I just don't care anymore, especially after that. I would almost say, just let's let's throw a point at him right now. Oh my all right, sorry, fat dog. These predictions are made up. Number one quarterback Tommy DeVito will arrive at AT and T Stadium in a yellow cab the free game show Yellow America's Game of the Week. Tellmy DeVito, we're riving a stay there he is. He's tipping the cab driver, Yeah, pulling cash out, you know, just keep it I
have to go. I have to go. And if he's fully dressed, God's he's ready to play today. Guys, here for work your thoughts, greg Olsen. Number two, Hunter Lipke, we'll miss the entire first half after being mistaken that the Cowboys inexplicably had two bye weeks this season. Yeah, coach McCarthy white, Well, we're only the impression that though there'sha bye
week this week, Hunter, sure was, it seems okay. Number three Giants defensive coordinator wink Martindale will become so disinterested and frustrated with his squad's performance that he will be briefly caught on camera practicing his juggling in preparation for a post football second act. Okay, suckling, Yeah, I got it. They're going to give up so many touchdowns. He's just gonna you know what I got after football. So let's take a look at these two defensive coordinators.
A split screen gunn hat backwards and wink Mark has got bowling pins out. I don't want that so much, got him? All of these come true this game all time. Oh, empty my bank account and transfer it all to you if you go through. Can you imagine if all of these. Wow wilding in Dallas, down at at try the highlights here. First off, baby cake're not gonna know what to do. Bad start for de
Vito, who arrived late. Yellow calv we had no idea to whereabouts and under lip Kens, it's like the fullback is here for the start of the third quarter. He thought it was a bye week. You're down on the sideline to it. I'm not gonna coach McCarthy. Let's go down to Ace Ace, back to your little baby cake crap. Okay, god, here, what we're gonna do? Coming to NeXT's Dinghu's Morning News. He's plenty of stuff and coutting jokes and things like that. That's uh Dingus Morning News.
Next time night. Everyone's freaking oh my god.