The Downbeat on ninety seven to one the Freak. You want to bring them back for all time, saying, oh everybody, it's eight oh seven in the am. Ninety seven point won the Freak, the Downbeat. This is Cash, Siroy, This is my show. Happy to be with Mike, Siroy and Danny Bayless co hosting with me today. Thanks for having us, man. I just I wanted all my fans to be introduced to you guys. Just tell tell us a little bit about who you are and what you do. What you do here because I am I am out of steam.
I would love to meet your fans. Yeah, where are your fans. I've never met a name Faxum, don't all your fans say hey, Mike, you know I'm Cash and I go, oh now they say Soroy. I've advised many back in the day, and I think it was Steve Dennis, the local sportsman, who was the first to wise up and just calling us both Siroy, yep, and know that you're always going to get it right, and know that that person doesn't know which one you are. Yeah,
and that's fine, It's okay, I respect it. That's all right. Imagine the alternate universe where you and I were successful. Danny had our own businesses and cash Siroy was hosting his own radio show by himself. Think of the ratings. Scrounging for the peanuts to buy his buttermilk. I got a text from Java John and he says, not that anyone really cares, but if you brew coffee at less than one hundred and ninety five degrees, it's going to be under extracted and bitter. Oh so that's why you brew
your coffee at those high temperatures. Under extracted and bitter. Yeah, he's just coffee snobing you so hard. Okay, well, I think he knows a little bit more about me. And then he says the steamed milk of the latte then cools it down to be drinkable the machine here, which is another thing I don't understand. I think is bs. By the way, can I say the S word? No, you can say A macf does it all the time, and I just don't care. He's a podcaster on TV. On TV, I think we can say that. I think you
can. We can, but they don't want us to. They You can say what do I care? You can say a hyeah, you d You can call someone a D or call someone an AH. You can't refer to your body parts as such as you. I'm gonna sneak it in conversationally throughout the morning, which one I don't know yet? Can you say D? H? That doesn't even who says that? No? Or whole whole? Because you can say D and you can say I need to say D no, I don't know. I wouldn't. That's not don't. Anyway, the
coffee machine asked me how many ounces I wanted? I want? I wanted twelve. Then it also has the for strong. And if it's a K cup thing and you're doing twelve, does how do you make it strong? Two on four? I don't want to talk coffee anymore. We' I'm not here to talk coffee. We're here to talk milk. Let's really break this down. No, we've done that, Okay, idiot part you take one full segment on milk like we covered it. Okay, I feel like we
covered it all right, Let's move on to something fun. This is something we do each and every day. What is it on Fridays? And by the way, the segment is brought to you by the American Dairy Association. Yes, and Rodney Anderson dot com. I talked to Rodney Anderson this week. Boy, that can go to promo this week. Yeah, what are you guys talking about? You doing a REFI doing some doing some financing work with Randy, with Rodney and Kid, it's time to step inside the Ghost
Pepper Pavilion. That's what we're doing, and we do it with the King of Spice, as this man was known for a very long time. I'm the King of Spice self proclaimed. Yeah, we figured it was. You know, why the hell are you reacting like that? I mean, because it's something you it's something you made up. Self proclaimed nicknames, which are unofficial by the way. Yeah, Big Shale doesn't like that nickname. Okay,
don't don't be an idiot, often frowned upon in most circles. I have a bit with Christina right where she will this is hard to talk about. Well you're too late, okay, know that it's just she and I sitting next to each other. I'm not and everything I do is just to make her laugh, So none of this would be real, right, but we'll see something on TV. I'm like, that's a good nickname for me. I should start, you know, start going by that, like there's
a rapper or something called his name was hot Genius. I'm like, oh, you should call me that, And now she will kind of jokingly call me that. So you're watching the amazing race and they were in like Thailand, and they visited a place called Hung King, and you didn't how do you think I handled that? All duper shake that tiny ding, don't play
that out, don't play that out Hung King. I think I just whipped my head in her like the side I like, I mean, I'm not gonna say it, but the story says, I tell myself it's right there. The grooming that goes on, six years of just pure grooming that poor girl, just brainwashing her thinking he's funny, he's cool. I think funny. Yeah, he's the Hong King. I mean right, I've seen enough shame, honey, look on how to become a cult leader that I didn't
realize it was happening right below my nose the time. You are like the David koresh of love, aren't you. Yeah, this is something has to explain, explain that I only have one member in my She's really hot and cool, good enough. Her hair smells good too, right, sir, Yes, it does all right. Time to step inside the Ghost Pepper Pavilion where we make spicy spicy hot on the Scoville scale predictions for what you're gonna
see as the Cowboys face the Panthers. Let's step inside scorching hot predictions. That's it, with the little gap still left in there. Uh. Current score update. I have five and a half points, and I'm known as having the hottest predictions of anyone in here, so that those are even harder to get those points. But five and a half for me, Danny has three, Kevio, who is not here, has two points. The listeners are stuck on zero points. You know the listeners used to have a point
and they got it remoked. Yeah, Mikey took it away from them. Would they do try to sip his milk? They just didn't. They weren't acting right. Yeah, lessons need to sometimes there's more of a punishment. So this is where we I'd like to reaward them that half point. Does he have the authority to do this? Looks like I just opened the segment. It's my show. I'd like to reward you with something that has long
been yours and been stolen unnecessarily, I award you one half point. He does have seniority over you too, Do you see me point when I said it, he's older. Okay, you know what, I'm gonna respect that. I think I do appreciate you coming in and helping us help me in our third leg of this stool. You are not a dh The listeners now have a half point because Cash gave it to him. Yes, that's officially on the board, thank you. Mike has five and a half, Dany
has three, Kevin has two. The listeners now have one half of a point. Cash, Siroy has zero points. But we're gonna let you play this week if you want to. I gotta have three, right, you gotta have three. They gotta be hot. You don't come around here with with some now, hold on, I have I have heard this segment before. It's very popular, Thank you. Yes, And they don't all have
to be hot. Yeah, I'm prepared. Look, the loose game is you try to steal one early with something that could happen, and then you just go nuts. I think I did not go mild enough with one in order to maybe get a point. But I am willing to go first if you want me to or would you like to go firs? Let's not one of us go first. And I think we have recorded predictions from Kevin?
What order do you think we should go? Let's hear from Kevin? All right, Kevin Turner normally our third member here is in New York for a well deserved and much needed break. Kai Kevio has I apparently recorded his three predictions. Are they separate or they want two? Three separate? All right, here we go. Kevin Turner. Prediction number one for Cowboys at Panthers Ceedee Lamb will smell his fingers at least three times as he breaks the franchise
record for ten catch games in a season. When he has his fifth ten catch game of the year, at least three finger smells. Okay, see the point is the finger smells. He's gonna get that easy. All the extra stuff about the one hundred and fifty yards may or may not happen, but ten else I don't know that he's he gets I don't think he averages three finger smells the game. I really don't. I think it's like one
one and a half boy, I don't think so. I don't think I dog gone it I don't think he averages three finger finger smells of a game dog gun it. I think he does. Is that a hot prediction? Though he said ten catch ten catches, that'sbody said that the three fingers smells twice because he's trying to he's already angling. Okay, I'm glad that you see this, and now you maybe are representing the listeners trying to see the transparency of this. Yeah, you want to say something that you can argue
for a point? Yes, right, So he kind of had two predictions in one. What if he has nine catches and two and three fingers smells, he's gonna then we are going to be leaning to be like, you know what, take a point, Kevo, because we are pretty giving want all right, since I have yeah power, the power of the point right now, I am pre declaring that if he goes for that BS argument, ye quarter point. No, we're not getting quarter points involved. I promise
you that, all right. Prediction number two from Kevin Turner, someone on the Fox broadcast will make a hooked on a Thelen reference in regards to Panthers wide receiver Adam Thielen looking at you a little baby, KK looked on a theling hooked on a theling, I like it. You can kind of hear the Naked Cowboys strumming his guitar in Times Square right behind Kevin as he makes these predictions, which is probably the song he was singing, records him and
sends him in. I think he was standing right outside of Silly Puppets he recorded his predictions, all right, kat Tace. The Cowboys will have a third and one situation on their very first drive fullback Hunter Lipkey will be in at fullback as they're in the eye formation trying to get one yard to get that first down. But as we know, this game is being played in Carolina, and they played the panther screeching sound to get the crowd fired up.
Right before the snap, they play the screeching panther. Hunry Lipke will poop his pants a little bit and lean forward for a false start and then have to run to the locker room a change of pant They will convert on the third and six. Though, wow, lord, so here's here's what he's doing. Obviously, do you need to make a poopa one hundred lippy pant crap is probably not gonna happen, but you could see a third and one that there's a false start, and then they convert the third and six
and we'll give them to him. We will give them at least a half. Yeah, so it's it's smart. You're trying to get points, which you're also trying to entertain. I like how this game is slowly without us talking about it turned into that we're all figuring it out. I don't think I did it right. Yours aren't funny, Oh no, no, just funny. It'll you to have to be food or doo dooo in them. Ummm, no, mean to go where you want to go, flip a coin. I'm ready if you are, I'll go. Okay, all right.
My three predictions for Cowboys Panthers pay dirt. Tony Pollard has not stood with a football in the end zone for over two months, but he will score two or more touchdowns this Sunday. Okay, I love it. He's due. That is very close to my first prediction prediction. Two boosh, the volcano volcano in Iceland will erupt during this game, and there will be a national news cut in probably just a split screen type situation. Okay,
probably just screen. You've been correct on a similar prediction. Yeah, I got it, earthquake, Yes, in San Francisco. It's right, played that game and there was one like that morning that it showed up a little bit on the richterscale in Washington or something like that. Boosh, look out
for that one bosh. Prediction three boogety boogety buggety. The twenty twenty three NASCAR Cup Series champion Ryan Blaney will be in attendance in Charlotte, near where he lives, and will be shown on TV cross eyed while dumping a box of uncooked Hamburger partner on his own head, just shaking noodles on his head, and then the sauce powder make sture just got him on the head like the prize at the bottom of a cereal. Let's win. I'm all okay,
uh me your cash, you're ready for me. Let's go cash cash first time. All right, here we go. Prediction one. The Dallas Cowboys defense will intercept not one, but two Bryce Young passes and return them for touchdowns. And it was close to your two touchdown things. Ye yeah, no, that's that's fine. That's what two pick sixes man, And you know what, you know what, I'll say it right now. If he nails that two points, there's no question because it's such an unlikely Maybe
I did this right. You were doing really good so too. As everyone knows, the single most electrifying play in football is the flee flicker. The flea flicker, and one will be executed perfectly for a touchdown in this game, creating buzz that the team that scored that touchdown may soon switch to a flee flicker based offense. This guy's been calling for a flat flicker based offense for twenty plus years. I'm not in studio that offense, so I got
to play the hits. So basically, you want the NFL to turn into six man football because pretty much every play in six man football is a flee flicker. Oh I'm sorry, has did you ever hear the RPO fifteen years ago? Yeah? Things change, things evolved, and you know what, once you sit down with him, it's it's taxing. But if he lobs into a good ten minute explanation, you can kind of see how a flea flicker based offense might It might work. If you can't get past the taxing
part. Flea flickers usually work, and then you can. Sometimes you just run it. Yeah, yeah, sure, and that's an unflicked flea. It makes more sense than you think. Just yeah, steep like a tea in it for a while. Prediction three Carolina Panthers mascot Sir Perr, who is tied for the lowest paid mascot in the NFL. We'll attempt to gain notoriety against America's team by getting so close to a Cowboys player after a touchdown that a spiked football will fly directly into his nuts. Ah, he looked
up payrolls of mascots. I've got him. Actually, we can talk about it later if you want. We got plenty of time. Oh yeah, those are my predictions. I can't believe you brought up Sir Per's the danger of going last ye, So, Sir Perr is going to take a spiked football from the Cowboys into the nuts. That's right, that's good, that's that's right, all right? Thank you? Are we ready? I can't
believe you brought up sir number one. Little baby KK will make another mention, as he did last week, that viewers must be tired of how many games he and Greg have done in a row, and he will be one correct. Okay, that's it number two Cowboys tied end Jake Ferguson. We'll catch a touchdown pass in the back of the end zone in bull stride, which will end in a gruesome collision with the Panthers mascot, resulting in Sir
Per spending several minutes inside the medical tent. Sir Per added the medical tent in mind god Per in the medical feature, Sir Per prominently featured, and he's right next to the tunnel that goes to wherever a stupid locker room is. But they're gonna bring him all the way back to the sideline and put him in the official NFL medical with his little paw feet sticking out. Sir Per's mascot head falls off in a cross eyed team anyway? Cross eyed?
Is it? Auto? Last? Should of got? I looked up Panthers mascot and just in big bold letters, I'm like, yep, this is making it all right. And finally, oh boy, Panthers kicker Eddie Pinero will miss an extra point on the close up replay bring the music down, The camera will catch an inscription on holder Johnny Hecker's towel. Upon further review, the Internet will zoom in and reveal that the words on Johnny Hecker's towel
say I eat ass, the internet will go insane. He said, Okay, first off, I think the shocked look on JJ's face represents represents all the god I sweating, the slam down volume knobs if I slam down volume volume knobs, and in cars, the explanation to toddlers across the Metroplex in their car seats, What did dingu just say, Daddy, I'm not proud of us right now? It's it's it's sort of unrelated even to the missed extra point, but the mixed extra point leads to the inspection of what happened
to the point of contact. You miss an extra point. They go to the repeat camera, the slow it down, see where it all went wrong, and there the holder, Yeah, we got it. Also, punter Johnny Hecker's right there. He's got the towels draped over his leg because he wants to keep the ball dry, keep his hands dry. Got the whole picture, and there's something in magic marker written on the towel. It won't be noticed in the game, but Internet Internet sleuths will go, I wonder
what that says. They'll stop the frame, they'll zoom in and there it is bright his day. Are those three famous words, and the Internet will go and say, keep look out everybody for that one. I'm going to watch the game now. And all these all these hot predictions here in the Ghost Pepper Pavilion, all right, let's win them all, fellas. I just loved that Eddie Pignero's into that, all right. I mean, Johnny
Hecker's into that. He's really into it, way into it. All the world, world to know, God, all right, ding' goods, Morning news. Next, Oh my gosh, do we have so many stories for you, headlines such a as, oh my god, this one just came down. There's another hiker missing at Big Bend. The latest on that,