This is the downbeat on ninety seven one the Freak rhymes Fighting Danny Grooves, talking both stuff in the afternode take the rip and down some booze with rhymes Key and Danny Grooves. There's a little guy at a little room. He barks in his sleep. Danny's not well groomed. He's addicted to burn and wearing splitwotter shoes. Allow me to introduce you to groups rhymes Viking Danny groups, talking both stuff in the Afternoone grabbed your poe and sid the smiles with
rhymes Key Danny groups. He's a failed musician. He looked into this seed. He's fifteen years old. He just has a kid, all right. He doesn't want to hear the whole thing, but it's mainly that second verse. It's very long. Yeah, okay, but that was a bad ear worm. Boy, that was that guy in every one's head. But now all I can do is say, just ground beef every ten seconds. You've ruined my weekend, I'm sorry, possibly the whole month of April. Quite
all right, do you have that one that I just told you? Okay, Mikey said, someone texted in they wanted to hear the hypothetical. Yeah, please play the hypothetical y'all came up with in the fly when Kevin tells the perfect joke and he starts floating to the heavens as a result of his joke stroke. Yeah. For those that don't know, I have a narcolepsy, which is a side effective. It has a side effect called cataplexy. Sometimes if I say something funny before I've taken my pill. It's more like
if you say something that you think is going to be funny. Yeah. Yeah, he can't get the joke out. And second bit of info you need is we're on the third floor of our building and on the fourth floor is the Korean Consulate. Oh yeah, yeah, that's important. So let's say KT crafts the greatest joke of all time and it comes out. We're dying on the floor laughing. So he tells a joke that's so good, his eyes rolling in the back of his head, and he just starts floating
beamed up to the heavens. We grab a leg and yank him back on his chair, but his pants come off and he keeps going. It's floating up, floating up to meet Jesus. Passes thunderbank passes the Korean Embassy as a min's sun is sitting at his desk, eyes dark. There's a window washer steps into a bucket and falls off. God, the butterfly effectiveness, it's because you had to issue the greatest joke of all time. Here comes he comes a plane fling into the I'll Fight Museum. The pilot does like
the double days. Meanwhile, Mikey and I are just watching this levitation transpire while we're each holding a leg of pant saggy pants. We look up words hot in crashes into him. God, that was funny, dude, just the that was so funny. Visual What was his name, Men's sung. You know, he's got his glasses on and he's looking down at a notebook and he senses something in his perper and just kind of goes hey hey. And then we say no appointment, Yes, no appointment, no appointment none,
as a ghost of Kevin. That's fun. See us back then. We're not as bad as they say. We are. Lives ahead of us. Optimism, optimism, joy par three golf soon in the next hour and twenty minutes for Mikey and I Pga Frisco. That all the requests we have, Man, there's tons of text I know. It's just you know,
can get to everyone, you know, it's tough to do. That's the thing about our beat request live is there's just so much like you're gonna get a lot of stuff, and I almost I'm not like, we're just kind of looking at it on the fly because the text board just is flying, so we're not like, really, we're not. We're not screening your calls. It is an impromptu bit and we'll just bring it back one time in the near future. I see May around the same week maybe of the downbeat
singing sombreros. Oh my god, are you sure? Let's sick go to my house coming up? Is that a week day? It's hither that? Did you check it? Is it a week day? If it's actually a weekday? Or is that the okay? I'll shake on that Sunday that man, Well, you would you would put them out in the stores on Thursday, May second, though, and then the people would have them for the
weekend to go buy them. Afure we preview them on the air. Let us don't think any of us know how to handle that with any maturity whatsoever. And now and where does the show a record for our yes Latino friends in this area. Let's try to keep it that way. Yeah, we love them. It'd be more of a tribute to them. I think it's racist to not do the downbeat singing. Trust men, if you hear what
I would probably end up coming up with, you would disagree. Why not the downbeat singing bag of avocados hit the thing and then it sings to you? Oh yeah, I could do a Jerito empty Jerito's bottles in my yard. Always empty Jerrito's bottles in my yard, And part of me thinks because they want to throw it in the gringos yard. Yeah, well, guess what. The joke's on them, because guess guess who's taking those bottles in for recycling and getting a penny per bottle money? This greendo profit, Gringo,
gordo, gringo, this waro. Thanks for the jos. How the gringo stole Sinco to Maya? Nineteen ninety four is the year, Maddie. Oh good god, I know somebody got a reverb unit for Christmas for their drums. It's gotta be like Soundgarden or or Temple the Dog or nineteen ninety four down temple pilots. That's a good guess. Okay, let's do Stone. Let's guess something by Stone Temple pilots. All right, how about plush? No, it's not plush, it's not okay, basis that's a basin
synth? Yeah, yeah, yeah, night court. Wow, I'm not smashing pumpkins. All right, give us one one. Help us out, textures. Who is this piano synth? Nothing compares to you. I'm not drive by the cars, is it? No? It's not. No, it's not that. Wasn't that? Yeah? That was before the That's the way it's starting to sound. For me. It sounds like some form of butt rock, and I definitely know I don't think it is. I think it's some cynthy poppy thing. I bet it's something that we say, Oh
it's pretty good. Okay, how about we had some backing vocals. Okay, who's God drive me? That's not that? B York? Yeah, yeah, look not life in a northern town? Is that it? No? That's probably predates that. Yeah, gosh, I feel I could kind of know it in a way. You said, B York, it's not sting as it rose. Englishman in New York what's our next option? Is that it? I don't know what's the next option? Come on voice cover, No one's helping. Circle of Life line King, is it really will
be in Nelton John? Is it really figured you would have got this just on the drums? Actually it's Carmen Twilly and they're saying, correct the Circle of Life? Did you get it right? Yeah? We got job Kevy. Oh you're two for two kind of we had it on the first one yesterday. That was an embarrassing performance. Someone said, my favorite song Danny made about the car jump and the snops of the movie that Mike thought was great. That was when I made you think about Hooper Hooper and jumping the
entire ravine. Well, that song was a journey, wasn't it. We're getting a lot. Yeah, that was too heady what we were doing the three different topics. Were we out thinking ourselves? And I think we keep it simple. Food always flew a lot of support for the Sinkle to MYO songs from our amigos for real my birthday Sinkle to MYO. Please give me the singing your Rito's bottle. The Mexican audience submit their songs on a talkback for sinking of mi Oro. That's fine. We are Latinos. Of course,
we never get offended by anything. We celebrate it. They party, They do party on Mexican I want to hear the singing sombreros. The only people that would be offended are the people that aren't Mexican exactly. Why is that the case? Because we're all softies? Why is it the when you make fun of a I don't know, a group or a race or whatever. Right, it's the only people to get mad or uptight white people because they think others are getting mad and no one's getting mad other than you.
Yeah. Yeah, it's pronounced ha rito some I'm told, what'd you say, jurto j A r R I t u s. Do white people care about what people think about them more than anyone else? Yeah? Yeah. White people are the are the most afraid people in the world. People are all over Lion King way before we got it. Damn I bet they were. Yeah, I mean, looking back at it, I'm like, duh, you know, but it took a little bit to get there, So guys said, at first it sounded like Razor Ramon's thing song. Two people
did the bad guy, Hey yo, good Talkies. Uh yeah, I actually do. By the way, the Alma draft House movie, It's gonna be April thirtieth, a little bit of a date change April thirtieth album draft House Cinema. I went for mcgroober Alma draft House and Denton will be the one for the Ben and Skin Show. Let's Freaking Chill April thirtieth, mccroover taking seven dollars right now, alcoholic again, Ben AND's Skin Show and speak Easy out at PJ Forsco today ten to six. Here we go, Hey,
down be. Can you imagine when the corn kid finally gets a hold of the internet, It's pawn can think of a more beautiful thing? Just look at that thing? It's poor corn Kid? Corn Kid? You played that earlier at ten minute? No, I mean the actual original audio? Now, oh, the actual you don't have at the top of my head, I don't, but car you look for it. Maybe horn Kids. I just love it too. I wish I could get happy about something as
much as corn makes that little boy happy. He sees it and makes him happy and then he eats it. The thing that makes me happiest the most is the time. Julie Julie said something real shocking on our show, and that is what I'll go to now I'm doing it. No, I'm not going to uh talkbacks, I'll just play talkbacks. Yeah, we too much, Old Annie, I want need to say you're the old audio edger. Hey, boys, I need some quick marriage advice from two time divorce season
radio heroes and Kevin. If the past control lady comes to your door, she's pitching you on your service. Her and your wife. You compliment each other over and over, how beautiful the other one is. Are you the bad guy if you suggest they make out? Apparently you are bitch. Anyway, boys, after this past weekend, Cody Rhodes ascending to the throne, I don't really know where we go from here. Oh yeah, that's right. It's one hundred and thirteen days till SummerSlam. That's the biggest party of
the summer. Daniel. I love your uping buns. I'm Summer Slam guy. You are some I got wrestling, Danny. Your Summers was last year. I'm still Dad's one hundred and thirteen days to the biggest party of the sun. So he tried to get his wife to make out with the pest Control lady, and it didn't work out. People I would just think, all right, they're just being an idiot. But with him, I believe him. I think most of what Brady says out loud is the truth to
Brady m Someone requested requested fake Ted Cruz. Danny Madness is here. I'm filling out my bracket and inviting you to enter our Cruise College Championship. March Madness is here. That's your bracket doing. March Madness is here. Stop the radical Left by filling up your bracket. He sounds like Miley. He doesn't like Miley. I get the Elite eight. I have Yukon against Iowa State. I have North Carolina against Baylor, Chalk Houston against Texas Tech.
I had Purdue against Texas. I will admit it's very much a Homer bracket, but I'm a wait. So he screwed TCU, though screwed TCU eight once seven voted blue at the last midterm. That gets funnier to be everything good. It gonna sell like a talk like this, Yes, fight the radical Left. I'm playing one on one with me. One more talk talk about well, I have two more talkbacks. We're inny Corn Kid have that
ready me you Hey, I'm Ron Goldman's father. Shred going to give a quick shout out to cancer for crawling up OJ's ass and pounding his prostate into the grave. I've always tep a little weird about the way we dump our garbage into landfills, but it kind of feels right knowing that those is finally both literally and metaphorically lower than dirt. And this shouldn't be an issue of
race. I think what's really important is that now they're rich and powerful, can feel safe knowing that if they're ever mildly inconvenienced by an average citizen, that they can cut him like a fish. Jo Jesus Storm. Gee, okay, hey y'all, yo yo, I got a joke for you. Where do you find a golfer on a Saturday night? Mm hmm? Comin gime, bitch? What was his? Come on? Come on, come on, come on, come on, come, I don't know. Did you have corn kid? Listen to this kid? I love to hear corn
kid The origin of corn Kid. I really like cone. What do you like about corn? Ever? Sens iron? I was told that cone is real. It tasted good. Did you think corn wasn't real, And when I tried it with battle, everything changes. I love cone? Mmm? Cone? Do you think everyone should be eating corn? No? Not. Everyone has to like it to be the best. Yeah, this has to try it have a thing. What else are your favorite things? I play a blade of games, Hide and Sea, cad nevile, lava monster,
dimostly cone. I mean, then look at the stand. I can't imagine a more beautiful thing. It's cone. It's corn, it gets it's awesome. You describe corn to someone who's never tasted it before, A big lump with knobs. It has the juice. It's the part that I mostly makes me like the cone. How much do you think corn should cost? Mandala? I hope you have a contastic day, a corantastic day. Why it's just a pun above corne. Have you anyone loves cone? If you come
to me, I can tell you all about it. Do you like corn? No? Have you ever had corn before? That kid is king? Ever since I found out corn was real, I loved it. Smother me and don't don't age by one day because I was gonna say, let's get corn kit on. But he's probably twenty Yeah, his parents, he's in a hardcore gangster wrap band, thinking about how much he hates corn. Yeah, he can't be that sweet forever. There's no way. I love it. It's con it's cone juice, has the juice so good? Well you're
not done? What? No? I mean, I have a I do have a couple more, but they're not loading in correctly. Do we have internet problems today? Is that what's going on? I mean? No more than normal? No more than normal? Yeah, so what if next week I'm off Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. You guys going to Monday too, We'll do Monday Tuesdays. Shall we get Jay kidd on or something? MAVs will in their season Sunday? Yeah, they playing at night. I don't
think they have to play anyone. I think they're the five seed, Like, I don't think they have to do anything. Let's get Dante Eximon do good day, mate, Let's get Dante on on Tuesday. I kind of want to get kid on and just be like, should Luca be the MVP? Like, get him to say it? Yeah, say it, then send it to all the media members. They run becomes a bigger story than it ever was, and then they go viral. We're on the New York Post Our boss's boss's boss and boss and boss and bossco. My guys made
it to my favorite paper, Victory for Downbeat, just say it. I do like that plan. How you laid that out. We'll get one on my day one on Tuesday, right, Jason Kid. Then we'll get Jason Exhum, just a big Mass fan who lives out in the colony. That's probably what we'll end up getting. I'll take any map for real, but we're not gonna get Luca or Kyrie. PJ might be interesting down for that. I'm interested in Peage. Give me some peache. Do you want a
pjep a PJ Washington for sure? Oh? Well, the master happening Tigers. Are you gonna tell us about your big European adventure? On? What day are you going? I don't think. I don't think anyone cares. I think we we care, we care, and we're just talking about life. People, even people go to Europe sometimes it's kind of awesome. I haven't been to Europe in almost twenty years. Geez, really, yeah,
I've never been, and the dude a man's first trip. This is huge at deadly and deep Atlantic ocean, cold cold, sharp way, Jimmy tell you a yawning, yearning body of water that wants you to float and bloat within it. The thing is that damn up that that damn transatlantic flight is Transatlantic flight? Oh yeah, Katie in the middle of the night. Is that the band you'd go see? Four tight? You'all are going to see Fish two four nights at the sphere. Y'all need to do all four nights?
I don't know. I read that whole article that cash pretty good, right, and I was telling Rocks about it. I was like, look, even if you didn't want to go, I would probably have to go to all four nights. They're gonna play a different show each night. The tickets are over one thousand dollars. I only go to one shop. If you want to go to four nights with your lady lover, it's eight thousand
dollars. And then yeah, sure text Fish is stupid. Whatever does your band cost one thousand dollars per If you're lucky, By the way, maybe twelve hundred Most people their bands are dead or broken up, right, We're so lucky to have favorite bands? Yes, Danny, who's your favorite live? He didn't have one I don't know. I don't know he didn't have one. Hey, get Danny, know who my favorite band is? Tell me my band with you? God is going to do it. I've been
waiting on those tracks. Last one on the talk back. Hey there downbeat World, checking in here. Holler at me. Quick question, DraftKings team having fun tournament? If I place exactly sixty ninth place, can I get an on air interview? You know what? I will grant that if that guy up into sixty ninth in the league of one hundred listeners that we have, yep, he can get it on air interview. Start out. Yeah, I kind of want to do the winner, but I wonder if anybody
Hey got in that aren't listeners. I'm in seventy third out of one hundred. I think I'm dude. I think I'm fiftieth because Matt's Yama decided to screw me. Oh God, I had Brian Harmon if he's a forty seven on the back line. If any of these fools picked uh speak, they're screwed. We should go now so the Benskin Show can start all the time. Maddie filling in for JJ for most of the week. Thank you, Maddie. We appreciate you. Mike, Yeah, we'll see you on Monday
six am. Danny, I'll be here bro on Monday six am. Let's go have a weekend. Me and Mike are going to PJ Frisco. Right now. You should get out there for the Beninskin Show. We'll get the show up uh asap. And Danny, I'd like for you to send us home with that signature catchphrase you're telling me about in the bathroom. About an hour ago you were working on something. Oh, the one that I was saying in the bathroom. You're workshopping something. Yeah, all right, Kevin, stop looking at my crank.