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DIngu's Morning News

Nov 01, 202321 min
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Dingu has an update on Creed, a stripper, and much more in Dingu's Morning News

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It's the downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak thirty minutes away from our ghost Pepper Pavilion predictions. Three predictions for tonight Game five World Series Rangers Diamondbacks. Real quick before we get the thing this morning news one thing? Did did you all get nervous for two minor Ranger injuries last night? Not a d alwy smack suser who were inactive? They started to like Corey seekers, hey, what was that the home run? He kind of glossed over

it real quick. In the postgame interview too, He's like, yeah, I'm good. What does that mean. It's like they got a close up of him just kind of remissing, yeah, wainsing' Probably did he go like on the base while he was trotting home. I don't know what happened. Maybe he just rolled it, and maybe it's hey, it's they're damn near two hundredth game of the year. Maybe it's just that, you know, I thought it was weird that I don't know who it was wrote bow time

man. I think I asked I asked him that one of his first questions. I'm like, whoa, what are we talking about? Yeah? No, idea and then I missed all that. It was kind of right after his home run. They made five nothing and then Evan Carter getting hit on the hand there at the end. I didn't look as bad as the bombie one from what a couple of nights ago. No, it didn't. But you're still going, God, are we You know we're we're we're fighting off

injuries. There's so much extra baseball that these guys typically don't play. The chances, the odds are that, you know, when it rains, it pours with with that kind of stuff. So just just to get out of a regular season relatively unscathed is near impossible, much less when you add on as many games that they're playing on top of those. Am I the only one that doesn't think that ball hit his hand? It it hit that the

bat first and then grazed up and hit the back of his man. There was six times, and I didn't see the I saw the fingers react, but I didn't. I didn't see any contact. I thought when they reviewed it they were gonna bring him back. I just wanted them to hurry. Yeah, I agree with that. It was like almost go U. More baseball talk coming up at nine, including our predictions. Last second was brought to about Ridney Anderson dot com. This segment is Dingo's Morning News. It's

time to even see Whatsenceossy Inga's Morning News. Big ups to Andrews American Pizza Kitchen four continuously supporting Dingu's Morning News. Thank you guys. Your pizza is delicious and we love you. I meant to report this yesterday, but a big tour announcement's been made in this very popular band, rock and roll band is coming to Dallas and they're playing at dose Eki's Pavilion. The one insert you don't want to miss, The one concert you don't want to miss that

isn't Christopher Cross on nine to eleven, twenty twenty four. Do you know this is Kevin yet? Or no? I do? Okay, I was gonna now I can play this game absolutely right now. Why would I Why would I report this today right now? Well? I don't know. I was gonna say, offer me front row tickets and I have to. I have to accept them and go or not before you tell me who it is. I have a feeling that we will be giving away tickets to this when the time comes. But yes, I will give you front row tickets to

this and you can go or not. I'm gonna pass. Well, then you're going to miss out on Texas Rangers favorite rock band Creed. Thank you? Okay, good because they are embarking on what they're calling the Summer of

ninety nine tour. Yep, what's gonna happen next year? Creed, who has basically been dug out of a crypt after years and years and years of being inactive, they're reforming and touring and think, I mean, I don't think you can discount the amount of love that they've gotten from this baseball team, contributing to the the idea to get back together and tour. And they're coming to Dallas bro on September eleventh. Didn't the Cree thing last like two

days here? And it's not like it's been talked about or mentioned since. And a couple of singing lungs at the ballpark one a good one, yeah, And then the next day Creed shows up and they're already getting smoked by the Astros. Right, maybe we're a little jaded, but jaded towards it, but we're a little too close to the sun because we knew about it before it got big. We were sitting there talking about it a day or two before national people got their hands on it. Yeah, we like Creed

before everyone else. Well, no, Sarah, good friend Jared Sandler had let us know, Hey, this is gonna get out and it's gonna be a big deal, Like he'd kind of already once because he had an interview with Heeny and he he told him to rocking to Creed, which at the time was almost important news because we didn't know anything about this baseball team. We knew who they were. We didn't know much about who these people were.

Yeah, you were looking, like you mentioned earlier, you were talking about some insight about the hot dog stuff, the things that we don't know. I mean, there's just not a lot of animation about this this group

of guys. And when you learn something, even if the fact that you learn or the story that you learn is not that like, oh baseball too much hot dogs, it just is amplified because a they're in the World Series, be their our favorite team, and see because they've been so head like on the next task and just not real talkative to the media that you didn't know much about them. Meanwhile, we could have stories for days of Mike Napoli, you know, or good god, you could have you could have

lived off of the drama and backstory on Josh Hamilton. Oh my god, and they did, you know, But thankfully, I guess, thankfully, unthankfully whatever for that team, those teams back in ten and eleven, they also had other personalities, but they would have sustained fine. Just on the legend of Hambone, Michael Young moving positions to you know, let Ian Kinsler take second base and move her to third and then letting Beltrae take third,

Michael Young not moving to a dh first base role. That was a bit of a story, the mystery of the claw and the antler. What does it mean? Now We've got Hedge's ass and hot dogs and it's fine. I'm in. I'd rather have the victory. You'd rather have the big ass trophy than than all that other nonsense. Let's say real quick, I said about Creed anytime. I don't know if this is people are into nostalgia or

what the deal is. And Mike, I've heard you say a million times, Hey, there's more famous people than there ever were before, so that more things are created from just that. Records for the rem brands album is gonna go up. Yeah, because Matthew Perry died. Their streams are gonna go through the roof the Friends theme song. That band is going to benefit from Chandler being dying. Yeah. And this the whoever's got the rights to the streaming of that show? I guess it would be The Peacock. HBO

has it two. HBO's got it, no kidding, all of it, all the friends they have, they're air and a whole tribute. Yeah, they got them all. I had no idea. Okay, because those are those are gonna get rewatched by people that seen the news, maybe never watched it, just want to feel nostalgic and go back and watch it. Mikey as last night, you have an opportunity to see yourself on Netflix. Thank

you? Did you know this? I'm trying to figure out what you could possibly mean, because you were at one of these shows that was filmed for a Netflix special Our Good Buddy, Oh the Ralph Barbosa. Oh, I thought you went the freak Clive in loud at the Echo Line. Nope, Nope, at the Kessler Theater. Ralph Barbosa local or Dallas comedian did filmed his special over I believe three nights. Yeah, and Mikey, you were fortunate enough to be on the front robe one. Yeah. Yeah, and

that dropped yesterday. Oh really, okay, cool, it's called It's an hour long special. Ralph Barbosa's Cowwabunga dropped on Halloween. The description on Netflix states that Barbosa riffs on everything in the special, from his street racing dream girl to his mother's lies about moon rocks. I remember both those. Yeah,

good bits. The street racing thing was funny. He's talking about somethingbout you know, how guys have loud cars and all this, and he just wants a hot girl who's the street racer and he's just in the shotgun seat for all of her adventures. It's funny than that. You're laughing at it in the screenshot. You haven't seen it. I don't. Me and Dandy Eve been tagged in something though. You and Christina are in it. Yeah,

no, I've seen on Twitter. I've seen it. Really. Yeah, I'm hard of miss I have a bald, giant head right on a left hand side. Six minutes into it or something? Is that right? Yeah? Good, that's awesome. I'm almost excited, just for bump shots of the Kessler on Netflix. That's gonna look really cool. Yeah, this I was mistaken. This was taped across the span of six sold out shows at the Kessler Theater in oak Cliffe, Historic and Legendary. He also made

appearances on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and on Comedy Central. Yes, pretty cool man. I love it when Dallas dudes do good. Let's see. Speaking of weird things going on in a passenger seat, this story I was not aware of. But this incident dates back to twenty nineteen and it involves a woman named Myra m a Yra Myra. We'll go with that or Meyra, Let's go with Myra Myra Salazar, and she has just been found guilty of manslaughter due to this in incident that took place in twenty nineteen.

She was involved in a car accident. The car accident happened on January fifth, twenty nineteen, in the morning hours, so at approximately two fifteen am, Salazar and another friend were reportedly intoxicated and they were en route from their place of employment, Baby Dolls, to another strip club called bucks Wild a two fifteen in the morning. Is there a bottomless one? I don't know if they were going to do the overnight shift somewhere, but they were intoxicated.

They attempted to exit the freeway at a speed exceeding seventy five miles per hour, which feels like nothing, you know, if Mike Soroy is typically behind the wheel, and in a very reckless maneuver, they crossed three lanes of traffic. Salazar lost control of the vehicle. It collided with a concrete pillar on the passenger side. So the victim was seat belted in the passenger seat and she suffered fatal injuries. In contrast, Miss Salazar was discovered unrestrained

in the back seat. She was trying to claim that there was another driver that fled the fled the accident, Okay, so she was claiming that there were three people in the car. She was in the I was in the back seat, there was another girl driving, and she took off when the accident happened. So the fire and rescued team shows up. They tried to

resuscitate the passenger. She's I think probably dead on impact. They ended up cutting her out of the passenger seat, did CPR, but the lady that was in the back seat Salazar's like, no, whatn't me You know, I was in the back seat and they did an examine on her and she was unrestrained, but it showed injuries consistent with a seat belt being restraining her with bruising that would show that she was in fact driving. She got convicted

of manslaughter. She also had a blood alcohol content a point two to three, and this was at three twelve in the morning when she was tested. She also had traces of cocaine in her system. No prior criminal history, but she had violated bond conditions related to alcohol consumption on eight different occasions. Damn eight times. Eight times. She has been sentenced to ten years in prison, with the sentence probated for ten years. So I guess that means

she doesn't have to go to jail. Oh, is that right? A probated sentence, that's what that meant? Like that, I thought a probated sentence. Are you sure that's what that means. It's basically, yeah, probated means probation. It's a probated sentence means that if you screw up during your probation, then you have to serve the full term. It's a probated sentence, like you're serving your sentence, but you're free. I thought probated sentence meant like no parole, no, no, no parole. Yeah yah,

yeah, that's a probated sentence. I think I'm right. If any of the Frinkles or Gene want to call in and correct me, I think I'm correct on that. Additionally, she will serve one hundred and eighty days in jail. I think that's the total amount that she is obligated to serve unless she screws up during the ten years, and then she can go, do not pass go immediately go back to prison. Pretty wild, back to

the strip club. That's bizarre that she probably had that plan. Just think of already in your head of like if you get in something, just go jump in the back seat and pretend that somebody else took off, like you. I don't think you would think of that in the minute or a couple of minutes that you have. You don't think that was an in the moment panic move. When she crashes the car into a pillar, which smashes into the passenger, she's pretty much fine and then realizes, oh my god,

my friend is dead. But it wasn't her car? What it wasn't her car? She was driving the car. Salazar was driving the car, yeah, and her friend was in the passenger seat. They crashed it, the bulk of the impact at the passenger side, which killed the girl. The driver got out and got in her own back seat of the car and said, I was a passenger. There was a driver in the car. But they fled the scene. They're like, no, no, you got bruising all over you. You were driving this car. Show your cart and at

your car, yeah or whatever. I don't know whose car it was, but car. Then you have a case a little bit. But I think she just you don't think she just panicked and just said this is my best strategy. I feel like that's a pretty heady thing to do in your three minutes or however long you have, when you're clearly freaking out and there's a I would think dead. I don't know, I really, I don't know how the brain works in those situations, but I would almost think that you're

not right. And told her once, if you get a crash, come for the back seat. You know that clicked in her head, I said, early twenties mindset. I think she was twenty twenty one something like that.

And I'm stripping and I'm making all kinds of money, and we're gonna party, and we're gonna get drunk and do some blow and go over to Bucks Wild and make some late night extra cash, and we're living it up and then in a Snapple all the second, just just in a matter of seconds, your life is completely upside I now, and you think about how dumb we were as kids, and how much crap that not only could we

have done probably multiple sentences for, but just died so many times. Yeah, I look back on crap that I did was when I was in my twenties and think, I am so incredibly fortunate to even be alive right now. And most of it is driving for me, Yeah, probably falling asked whether or not you're intoxicated. I'm not going to say I've never done that, you know, but just driving in credit, like racing your friends,

dude, So much of that, so dumb dumb stunts, dude. Every nowadays, every day when I leave here, I walk down the stairs one level, and I have a free hand that's right near the handrail, just in case, because I'm like, I don't want to wipe out down these stairs. Yeah, I don't want my life to end at the bottom of the floor one of the iHeartMedia parking GARAGEE. That's how I'm like. I could trip on the stairs. I don't want to fall down these stairs.

I'm just careful and I try to be smart. There's a guy if you want it, Danny. There's a guy on the phone who says he knows something, is a probate expert. Let's talk. Let's speak quick here though, Hey lawyer man, oh, hey, no, I used to be a former corrections officer when I worked at the jail. Uh, someone crashed

they were driving drunk. Another person called in the accident, and by the time the officer got there, the driver of the crashed vehicle, the drunk driver, he had switched off the car, taken the keys out of the ignition, and moved over to the passenger seat. So then by the time the officer got there he had arrest them for public intox because he would have been able to prove that he was actually driving the vehicle. Right, there's

something to that. Yeah, yeah, And he said somebody else crashed it and ran. Well, no, he he crashed. I think into like a concrete wall and other traffic drivers. You know, they called it in. But when the cop got there, you know, a normal person would know that he was the one drunk driving, but he wouldn't be would not have been able to prove it in court. And so he's got arrested for public intox and he got out later on a yeah, on a two hundred

dollars ticket as opposed to a class to be misdemeanor. Wow, but I mean the first question is what where's the driver? Yeah, you wonder what the cops were asking when they got there, and if he just went palms up and oh know you still can't get disintegrated. Yeah, yeah, probably what happened. And then yeah, working in the jail is crazy. A lot of funny stories. I bet dude, man keep our number. Yeah, call us anytime, Love you guys, Love you man. Hey,

still on hold. We're gonna get JJ to keep your number in case we need jail questions. Can we do that? Excellent? All? Yeah? Q tip? Q tip? All right? Yeah. Did you ever watch over a prisoner named Brody who wanted to talk about wrestling all the time? No, No, I wasn't in prison. I was just in the municipal jail. Okay, all right, Q Tip, Thanks dude, Bike you Tip guys, take take care bike you Tip. Peace out, Q tip Go Rangers. Oh hey, yep o hey sure love you guys. Yeah,

he didn't want to get off yet. Has he had one more thing to say? Sweet man? I like that Q tip? You want to go watch nine hours of basketball with Q tip one day? If he wants them, we'll do it. Let's make that a bet payoff when it us has to go shut shut up right now. I might go to the tech game just for that. I'm moving on to today's joke. If that's okay with everybody, Yes, I'm sure do it? You ready for my live spot yet? Or joke first? To do a joke first? Okay?

I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked, Hey, would you like a bag? And I said no, I'll just turn the lights off. Thank you, Kevin. Still working it out? Really where you got it? Or I am a little confused here, that's fair. I've been confused by plenty the bag over this. He's somebody. If someone is ugly, do you want a bag? Now? I'm not above it. Now he's laughing. Look at him. I was still with the whole sack method. It's pretty eighties. Yeah, I got eighties or early nineties

bingles fan at a game. All right, we have a celebrity wheelspin. Yeah, we'll pick a letter and try to determine who's gonna be our celebrity picker for picks with Glen's. That will be tomorrow in the morning, and then uh, we're gonna have some hot cock. Come we have our hot ghost pepper predictions for tonight. Come on. Game five is the Rangers have an opportunity to have a chance to do the whole damn thing. We'll do all that next though frequently

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