One thing that every team has is an emergency driver. There's two drivers, and if something happens to one of those two drivers, they call in the emergency driver. I didn't even know that a local was an emergency driver for one of the teams, and it was DFW's fastest man, Garland Richardson. Wow, and one didn't he he's fifty plus, And yeah, I was surprised that he was. But something happened with one of the teams. I
was aware of most of the stuff as I am. I was kind of unaware of all this, and you find out right before the race that Garland Richardson from our area is going to be in this race. And another thing, you always have good audio communication between your team and your headset, your team principal, or whoever's in charge of talking to you, the driver themselves. They share a lot of information. And you found this I think I did. I was, you know. I watched it the next day.
It was a little past my bedtime when the race initially aired live, and I'd recorded it and watch it with my two and a half year old son the next morning. He fully thoroughly enjoyed it, as did I. But I thought that this is a really odd part of the race. I ended up pulling the audio from it, and I think the world will find this incredibly interesting. Yeah. So a lot of controversy around the race when they put in local DFW racing god Garland Richardson in his first ever F one race,
and I feel like his team like didn't even maybe like him. They didn't want him in there because there may have been button heads. I don't know, they didn't have any prior relationship, and I think it's pretty evident when you listen to the audio between his pit and himself. I haven't heard this, ye all right, well this is where we start. I guess this is coming back from break into their coverage. Here we go, JJ, I've got it right here. Let's hear it. Welcome, Welcome,
Welcome to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada. A race we've been waiting a long long time for and there's no way it disappoints. Hello everyone. Nigel Percy here live from the Vegas Strip for the inallual Las Vegas Grand Prix, brought to you by the brand new brit Box Limited series Megan and Harry. A revolutionary romance. What shocking news from the panic as an American driver will be on the grid as an emergency replacement. Daniel Ricardo has had to withdraw due
to what his team is claiming flew like symptoms. But we have it on good authority from multiple sources that Ricardo was seen in the wee hours of last night playing Mega Moolah and double fisting Irish car bombs at the Golden Nugget. So it's no wonder he's not feeling up to par today. His surprising last Mink replacement will be a fifty one year old Texas rookie driver from the Dallas suburb of Grand Prairie one, Garland Richardson, widely known as DFW's Fastest Mind.
This is Goland's first ever F one race. Let's listen in now on the race radio communication with Garland and his Alpha Torri team. All right, boys, here we go, sit back and watch DFW's fastest Man show you how it's done. Okay, holy this thing is fast, too fast, too fast, Holy shit, stay focus, Garland. All right, fellas, there's about seventy five buttons on this steering wheel. They are all blinking, they are all flashing, and I don't have a damn clue what any
of them do? By Garland, you're going to native here. Have y'all see this sphere? Yet? The thing is badass? What was that, Garland? What was that? An aluminium can? No, Sir Jesus Christ fair Well, the love of God, eyes on the road, Garlic fair it's your Caesar's palace. That's a casino, evil fucking caniebo cozy magnet man. Boys, I am packed in here tight, son of a bitch. It is tight. I'm gonna pop this seat belt off for a few laps.
Please do not touch your seat belt Garllic Fuck you. I'm freaking out in here. Damn it. I just got passed by the little Japanese boy. Kama Kazi. Move. My granddaddy would not be happy about this. Gollin. You've slowed down a bit? Is everything all right? I trip my goddamn lighter? All right, I'm trying to fish it out with my foot from under the brake pedal. Give me a goddamn minute. American Glin Richardson continues to struggle. He's currently in lost place. All right, boys,
what's bottom? I am currently P twenty? How many cars are in this race? There are twenty. Bullshit, watch oil pressure feed stop looking at the bloody sphere. All right, fellas, I'm coming in. How long do these pit stops usually take? I gotta pop out for a minute or two. Take a piss. Hit. Stops take about three seconds, Garland, three seconds? Bullshit? Maintain focus? Damn it? What the hell was that, Golin? That was Max for stopping lopping you again for
slack eight. Fellas, you gotta know there's a serious emergency in turn four. What is it? Garland? There's a blonde gal with the biggest pair of teas I've ever seen in my life. She's right on top of the overpass. Goll it, please focus, all right, all right, I'm gonna slow down just a little bit and get a look at them go bags, Golin. We keep it hearing what sounds like aluminum cans being opened?
What is that? I got two words for you, Pats, blue bit Jesus Christ far oh, Dear Colin Richardson has seemed to have lost control over his car, launched over the embankment and into the lobby of Harrah's Hotel and Casino. A ghostly event for Team Alfa Torri. The f one community is just gutted and the Las Vegas Grand Prix is in total shambles. Will take a brief pause in action as we get order restored. But first a message
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laps by verse slappin' stappin. Oh my god, I thought that was excellent, well done. I like the main announcer man found it pretty good. He sounded a lot like John Oliver kicking in Australian a little bit. And then he's British all over the map. There's a little Whales, there's some
Northern Ireland in there. He's a very well traveled euro well. Look even he finished p. Twenty it's a hat tip to Garland Richardson, he represented us you know, on the on the the world stage in Formula one for the first time, and he may have been sipping on a few can beer and screaming sphear every time he went past it. All right, well, thank you Garland Richardson, and thank you Formula one for providing a fun, entertaining weekend for all