This is the down beat on ninety seven to one. The freak Cowboys crush the Eagles last night in a very decisive victory. People have been wondering if this team's actually any good. Who have they beat? They haven't beat anybody with a winning record until the one game over five hundred Seattle Seahawks come to town and they squeak by. Questions abound. Hopefully those questions were answered last night, because the Cowboys defeat the Eagles thirty three to thirteen. The Eagles
do not score an offensive touchdown in that game. Dallas defense rolling, Dak Prescott firing on every possible cylinder, and special teams. What more can you say about Brandon Aubrey. This team is looking great and improving as the weeks go by. Hopefully good things are ahead for them. We are going to jump back into them and that game and what happened last night with a ton of audio that Kevin and I pulled watching the game together virtually, and we
will do that at eight thirty in Dingo's Morning News. Please stick around. This is the power Hour, I think the money hour, the money hour, yes, sorry yep. And but also we do this thing every usually Thursday or Friday where Kevin, Mike, Siroy, myself, Mikes Roy by the way out All this week he is burning some vacation time that he had left and he's going to New Orleans. And I sent him a big old
list of stuff to do and he said thank you. But every Thursday or Friday, we do this thing called we go into the Ghost Pepper Pavilion and we make scorching hot predictions, things that will, in law likelihood, never happen in a game. We're just trying to be funny. But every once in a while we work in something that possibly could happen, and then we kick it around and and you know, decide whether we are awarded points. Now, I don't have the standings, the point totals. I'm sure that
you have that right in front of you. Actually don't keeps the points on this one? Oh does he really? I know he's way ahead. He's got like five points. I think I have two or three. You've got a couple. But that's kind of the placement in that. But he's kind of running away with it. I think I've just devolved into madness. Has the season's gone on? Yes, And I'm having dreams about my predictions and
I write them down when I wake up. And I don't think I'm really giving myself a chance anymore to actually increase or to gain on Soroy's lead. So expect more of that. But I don't know what are we doing here? We just going to replay these We'll replay them. I've got them all right here, and I'm not sure who I have a first. I pulled them all on Friday, So here you go. We'll go one at a
time. It says, going back to last Friday, prediction one, someone will get shot in the AT and T Stadium parking lot after the game. Did not see reports yet, but this is one of those that could come out later in the day, right, Yeah, this wouldn't have been immediately reported. They want to make sure that everything is sourced accurately and proper police documents are obtained, and you know, because look the world we live in now, we make sure that our news is accurate before we report it.
So they're just taking their time. This could come out later. Last time we've really had a shooting outside AT and T Stadium, I mean twenty seventeen, a guy got shot. I don't know that was the last time. And also we had we had some shots fired at the World Series parade, so a few things like that. I always just assume that something bad is gonna happen in the parking lot after Cowpolly's game. I mean, it feels
like we're due. Yeah, it's time, so hey, But if no one got it, I'm happy to not get a point because no one wants to see that. So here's my second one from Friday. Either Rand Aubrey or Jake Elliott will commit the rare double dogger, one of the hottest and stinkiest sports highlights of all time. Two posts, one kick, double dogger. Okay, now I didn't get the double dogger. No, there was
one field goal that wasn't. What was their kicker's name, Jake Elliot, Jake, Yeah, Jake Elliott. Of course, there was one that I thought had a chance. It was starting to veer right and it barely got through, and I thought, this has a chance to hit. I was pulling for it for you, man, I want you, I want you to get points. Plus I want to see a double dogger. I thought that Jake Elliott one, I think it was his fifty two year old yeah,
it was a long one. I was like the way it was like so close to that post that it was one of those classic just ricochet type of moments where it barely hit that and hit the other one. But here's where the controversy has begun, at least online. I saw this in the ninety seven one of the freak Facebook let's are grouping. They're like, look, Aubrey hit the crossbar twice last night on kickoffs, and that's become a new thing. Now He's aiming for the crossbar every time and he hit it
twice. Look, I realized I called for the double dogger, but two doggers total on kickoffs, not field goal attempts. Half point. No, we don't do quarters, but we could award a half. I feel like I'm fine in the unlike the unlikelihood of that happening is pretty incredible. So yeah, I'm fine with awarding a half. But we we need a consensus, and if so Roy says no, then it goes to sweet jj R tiebreaker the deciding vote. I mean, look, two crossbars loud too,
not just like you could hear it even if Tarico them. So I'm fine with it says no, So now it's up to Mike, and you know he's gonna say no, I was very lenient towards him recently. I know you have been. You really have them. Okay, well, I'm fine with whatever your text about his service in the air Force. Last night,
he's probably gonna vote against you. Stupid. We saw this wild ass air Force recruitment commercial that came on and it's just showing all of the machine gun action, all of the face paint, all of the rescue missions and camouflage a night vision and I'm like, I don't think I texted Katie, I don't think Mike Siroy's Air Force experience mirrors this commercial I just saw. He wrote back this Siroy's Air Force experience looked like this, and it was a
jib of a golfer with a funny swing. Yeah. That was definitely commercial made for the call of duty player who might be like, no, I'll do some air Force. Yeah, some air Force. I love video games. Okay, here's my third one from Friday. Prediction three for Kevin Eagles. Super fans Donna Kelcey and Bradley Cooper will be mentioned on the broadcast by
Mike Tico or Chris Collinsworth. But they won't be in attendance. Oh no, Instead, in attendance, it'll be the garbage picking field gold kicking Philadelphia phenomenon, Tony Danza who sprung for plane tickets and ended up at the game last minute. Okay, No, only celebs we saw last night, John Legend, Barry Switzer, and Blake Griffin. Yeah, that was weird. I think one of the kids from the Wizards of Waverley Place was there too. I don't know, it's okay from Disney. Wow, Emmett was there.
I think that was a veritable who's who? Yeah, Emmett was there getting his picture made with John Legend. The debate was getting his picture made with John Legend? Or is John Legend getting his picture made with emmittt No one will ever know. But I always think of like a former athlete showing up. It's kind of like, yeah, of course you're there, but when when you get you know, former football players. Blake Griffin, that's pretty cool cowboy fan. Probably even he went to OU right, so I
could see that John Legend. Is that just NBC has tickets? And is he there because he's a judge on one of their shows? He's on the voice. Okay, that's got to be There's got to be a connection there, because they did run a voice promo coming back from break and then immediately the camera went to John Legend. Oh and look who's here John Legend. I don't know if that's part of the partnership or how that works. Was his uh? Was his wife? There? Was she at home being mean
to people on social media? They're still married? Huh? Yeah? Interesting? Yep? Uh? Where's he from? Where' John Legend from? Is he a Georgia? I looked at the tour dates and got it. It's like, see a Philly fan of Springville, Ohio? He's from Ohio? Why would he be the Cowboy game? Who's from Ohio? America's team? Man? And is America team? For sure? But I don't know that I've ever known John Legend to be a Cowboys fan. I've never heard that. But either way, yeah, no, Tony Danza unfortunately, Okay,
Well I suckle. See who's next? Oh? I need it? Sorry? We three two one Friction one. The Eagles will line up for a game deciding brotherly shove late in this ball game, and they will get stuffed the Cowboys will sort of crack the code on how to stop the play and will be copied league wide. Wow, I love it. Not a game deciding TSH no, And I don't think they cracked the code. They tried. I think everybody's tried everything to stop that. I think the only thing
could stop it is the Eagles players are getting hurt. I don't know if I want that to stop more, or if I want people talking about it to stop more, especially people in the broadcast booth. More on that. God, it's so much. Yes, we will talk about that. At eight thirty five. Preach number two another one, Deron Bland will extend his NFL record of six interceptions return for touchdowns with his seventh, eighth, ninth, and tenth interceptions return for touchdowns, one in each quarter. That should
be worth a thousand points. It's gonna be worth zero points because he didn't get that pretty good nothing discussion. I will say i'd give every once in a while when I do hear something that I haven't thought about too much or fully known, I go, okay, that's a good note. But when they talked about basically Steve aug Gilmore switching last week, which I mean we knew that he did, which because he's like, Okay, Bland's getting just
murdered by DK Metcalf, let's put Stephan Gilmore on him. Yeah, then you didn't hear Blands never called it all last night. And that was my fear that they were going to put Bland and match him up against A. J. Brown a little bit, and they said, no, we'll just have Steffan Gilmore hang with AJ Brown. J Brown's a monster. It seemed like you heard Gilmore's name called every other damn defensive play. That was Gilmore's
best game. He was awesome. He was so good and apparently A. J. Brown had called him old, so he was like, no, I want to let him know like I ain't old. I want to be around all day. And steff On Gilmore getting out on tackles and stuff like that didn't always happen, got in his face. Man. Gilmore seems like one of those players who just he just goes about his business. He doesn't talk, He just he goes out and plays. But he was in his
face. He was John a little bit. Yeah, loved it. When the Cowboys lost the first game, wake up, Kevin, I know, man kept yawning today Jesus. When the Cowboys lost the first game to the the just like after that game and locker room, the Cowboys were not mad or like down. They were like, okay, we'll go them next time.
You're like, they knew. That's true, that they knew. I remember us talking about, you know, there are shouldn't be moral victories, but if there are any, you could point to that as a moral victory, man, because they hung with them. The only team in the Cowboys, not even in their head because that sounds dumb. These are all grown
men. I think they can go win every week. But the only team who I think has just got the Cowboys, and mainly because of the talent they have and the way they've learned their organization, is the forty nine ers. I think cow would like I do worth Cowys in the cold weather, That's one thing I haven't seen over the years. Where's your big iconic cold weather wine. And you're gonna get a thirty seven degree game in Buffalo next week, let's go. But man, outside of that, I'm like forty
nine ers, who else? I mean? I love covering Tyreek Hill and we'll see how that goes in two weeks. But think they can hang with anyone effing good. They are efing good. Kevin Nike's third one, which I thought about all weekend Boos Eagles punter Braden Man will punt the ball so high that it nearly will hit the Jumbo Tron, but it will soar past the Jumbo Tron and pierce a hole in the roof of AT and T Stadium and land in a mostly empty KFC bucket littered on the side of Highway one
seventy one in Parker County. You're far away, that is to you know, help, That's it's really far trading the roof. I mean, that's one thing will never happen. But to have a ball kicked with so much force that it knocks a hole in AT and T Stadium and its inertia is not impeded at all and continues to travel to Darker County. That was amazing. And you know that Mike at his core did not know that, no idea where Parker County was braden Man the fake punt though, Yeah, dude,
why was anyone guarding that guy? I don't know. And then it always cuts to bones on the sideline, mad angrily looking like actor Tate Donovan. I can't believe they did that. It's like, well, you kind of set up I don't know, classic bones really Nanny ged it number one.
Immediately following the game, reports will surface that Jalen Hurts has just become the first five hundred million dollar player in football, but a shocking turn of events will reveal that it will not be for the Philadelphia Eagles, as it is learned that Hurts has become the first ever player signed by Live Football. Don't look at us and not his head was confidence, No, exactly, like he knows something we don't. Let's watch wait wait, Live Football?
Did you say the Live news this weekend? Uh? Is it official to really heavily rumored? Not official yet? He's going? Is John Ram done? It's gonna be Yeah. And they got a deadline for the thirty first so yeah, Tonny fanow which my first thought was he's got a hundred kids. Yeah, So I guess just yeah, just go take the money and run. I guess I don't blame him, not if you've got a hundred kids. Nothing new on Live Football though. Now Number two. After downing
an entire pint of Stolely vodka before the game. On his way to the stadium, Chris Collinsworth appears to be more wobbly than usual on Mike, referring to a sideline player collision with a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader as the bush smush because he's drunk. Yeah, that didn't happen. I didn't see a bush smush time. What would that have to look like for collins Worth? Oh my god, he did sound drunk a few times last night. There was a
part in the first quarter. He goes, Pollard's helmet went right over hot pants. Well, they also had two hundred cheerleaders there last night. More on that of eight thirty weird man. He goes, it's the first quarter in collins Worth than his whole drunk just running his mouth. That is love band in this building. There a time of me here. I just sit back and go that's pretty nice to be here. I was like, has
he been drinking all day? I swear every time he's his mic, when he does he do the slide in or stop to that is like, hey, I'm the star, no more, Yeah, stop sliding enemy. Every time they widen the camera lens or the camera angle to include Collinsworth, I just feel like, yeah, he just he just closed his tab. That's what it looks like. It sounds like, uh, last one from Danny number three. Under intense pressure in the pocket, Dak will send a laser
beam rocket pass at the unsuspecting helmet of Jalen Brooks. Upon impact, the ball will explode, revealing that it had previously been filled with a bag of savory pretzel snacks. The incident will forever be known as guardetto gate. I don't believe that you do not smoke marijuana. Jalen Brooks has ruled inactive about thirty minutes before the game. Otherwise, otherwise who knows, the possibilities would have been endless. Well, damn it again. I come away with zero
points, so a potential half point for me, that's about it. There, no way, Mike, he's given you a half point from two dogs on kickoffs. I'm sorry. That was fun and we'll find out all of that. But now let's get to the audio from last night's game. Yeah, let's tag team on this, Kevin, because I know you've got some
good talking points on some of these cuts. But yeah, me and Kevin watched the game, we pulled audio and all of the fun stuff that you may have missed in last night's resounding victory of the Cowboys over the hated Philadelphia Eagles. Coming up next in Dingo's morning News