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Clips 25-21 + Hot Mop

Dec 06, 202324 min
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We continue the clip of the year countdown, plus your talkbacks from the iheart radio app

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This is the Downbeat on ninety seven to one the Freak. All right, here we go, Here we go, tell you, uh well, we'll have an idea of who won the Kevin Hart sweepstakes. If you want to get you got ten minutes left or less to go. Retweet the post at ninety seven one the Freak, Follow and retweet, Follow and retweet it, retweet it. I'm tweeting, can we go? Number twenty five? This is old Downbeat here as we continue to clip of the ear Eclipse show countdown,

Ben and Schinchul join us here in a bit. Number twenty five Old Downbeat here, wireless Mike with hostile Chelsea. What is your name? Madam? What? Chelsea? So much? You seem extremely reluctant. I don't know who any of y'all are. Well, that's fine, that's okay. We deal with this every day, you know. I don't know. So what brings you out here today? Chelsea? Enjoying a quiet happy hour with my friends? Read that, enjoying a quiet happy hour with my friend Gt.

F O. All right, well, thank them for their service. All right, I guess we'll wander off without any further input from you. It's too bad your lovely ladies, and I think you would like me if you got to know me. She all right, let's find him something friendly. We need a confidence, all right, we do need a confidence. Don't make this weird. Say look Chelsea, Chelsea, I'm sorry to interrupt you again, but i'd just like to apologize because I feel like I haven't

made your night better. And if I could, I'd like to buy you at ice sharcuterie board. I'm eating already, so I'm okay. What a nice cocktail. Probably a nice cocktail. We'll see. Okay, we'll take it. It's a win. It's a win. We're just converting listeners left and right. You really one grouchy woman at a time. Good job, Mike, Hey, thanks guys. She was grouchy. She hated as guy instantly. I don't know any of you are, which is fine, that's

funny. I don't know how Yeah, that's it. But a couple of times right when he walked away, you know, we would do anything. We're like, you know, come back and ask Chelsea about that. We all were trying to steer him back to Chelsea for more awkwardness. Eight. So I'm fine. One grouchy woman at a time amazing number twenty four Clip of the Year clip show count now voted on by the listeners Mosquito and the Hulk. This is the Hulk's threesome with a Raiders blogger And what is the

wow this thing? You've ever had? The Vegas bat. I don't know. I'm kind of a calm guy. I just kind of like to, you know, get my free drinks and play in my black jack, and I'll go too crazy. Unfortunately for you, guys don't have any wild stories like that. For me, it was a threesome. Sounds amazing. Who are the other two guys you're making fun of? Hope? Now, I'm a big man. And one of the problems was, all right, I got distracted in the course of the act and forgot that it was an extra

I forgot there was an extra person. To be honest with you, I can't imagine. That's it. I just can't even begin to imagine that You're going to town and you look up and there's a third that is crazy to be of my peripheral. I picked it up, realized it was almost suffocated. I totally neglected the time. Who did you deget? I forgot that that was in a threesome, and so I'd been laying on one of the people. That is the craziest butt that he ever heard. It bout.

It's embarrassing, as you know. But I'm down to four seventy three. Yeah, back up to four to seventy six with the cheat day. He's so big that he forgot there was a third person in the threesome because she was underneath his body. The other person just out on the side of his eyes, like, oh a foot, oh yeah, another person when they laugh mid b it's a great chicker, so good, oh man, Number twenty three clip of the earclip show count Now another song here, this one,

though still kind of hard to believe. The Rangers won the World Series, Danny wrote the greatest song about it. It's the Beatles one, all the Beatles tricks. He even tries to nineteen seventy s got Counsel eleventh, the cons how are you even? Twenty twenty three, Everything's away, it's sprised to create sexas Rangers just one the worst sat about two. Yeah. The champions of the World right right. The biggest honor in my life would be if they took the field to that song on opening day next year,

Chuck Margat are you least day can come on? Chuck? I mean, look, I didn't rent a freaking Hoffner in a vox lamp for you know, six hundred dollars for a one minute long tune for nothing? Yeah, to play once live and then once during the clip countdown show, right and now the world champion Texas Rangers. It works, It does work, and there's nothing. There's no jokes in here, no, man, it's straight serious. That is very clean. Yeah for a sick mind like you,

Yeah, sick. F uh. Christina Ray is back on the count now, number twenty two. Christina can't say the word rural, So there are certain words. I mean, it's fun to laugh at the way he says regularly, but it's a hard word to say regularly. Exactly groups you say it regularly. Oh my god. He's all things that I say decently. He's a professional. He should be on the radio more. That guy is incredible. You know what the most difficult is to say rural, rural,

rural duror what what rural? Rural? Wait? I think we found her achilles heel rural duror rural Wait? You're as you say it. You're questioning yourself as you say it. This is amazing. I can't move on with the show, keep going well, because I told you I have to picture it in my head before I say it, like I spill it out in my head. So rural rural duror Okay? What if one? No? No, no, no, no, this is fun? What if? What him? The diamond factory picked up their operation and moved it out to

crandall, what would they be known as? Rural diamond? A rural jewelry? Okay, so please tell us what it is? Sorry, A rural jeweler. It is a tough one. She chimes in, and they just shine the light and all she tries to do is grab their wrists and move the flashlight away from her, and they won't allow her. Rural rural, rural, rural jeweler, rural rural durer. Weird one last one twenty one. This is labeled oddly. Julie doesn't like the muff. This is from

old speakeasy days. I'm gonna go eat me a good delicious sandwich because I like that place. Get the muff, Yeah, of course the muff. Lot of I didn't have that thought, No, I haven't thought about the muff ever. It's good. Actually never considered it. I don't think I ever will. But that's just me. You don't know. I considered the sausage time or two. Yeah, I'm mostly sausage. Kind of gout just I want to tweet out everything you just said. Some things don't need to

be on the internet. Yep. We try not to sexualize Julie around here, and we didn't. You didn't try that hard. You failed in that segment. You failed her, Sweet Julie trying to help your show. She just said that she's not living the Billie Eilish lifestyle. She haven't thought about the muff in it ever. I think we learned a lot about Q ratings in this exercise of letting the listeners vote for things, because Julie and Christina there get a lot of votes. More to come. Oh yeah, and

tomorrow we will do that. Nine o'clock twenty through eleven. Well done, I love We countdown Speak of Canes my ten seconds, and then we're cutting off the retweets on the freaking ghost. Okay, let me see one eighty three four three two, refresh one, refresh over lock it, one eighty five is the final number. That's the amount of retweets we're trying. We always have great tickets costation. We're legit happy about that, and we usually

get them away just on the shows to callers. But the truth is we're trying to, you know, spread our wings and fly fly here at ninety seven on the Freak, and the key to that is getting the word out to people that don't even know this station exists. Danny. I know you have a couple stories of friends maybe like hey, I missed you on the radio and you're like, I'm on the radio and they're like what. And that one woman you told her a month ago and then you saw her last

week or something and she's like, dude, that station's awesome. I love it. She knew inside jokes. Oh I saw her a lady that you know, knew that I was at the Ticket previously. And then she's like, yeah, I really miss here and you're on there. I'm like, I'm on ninety seven one the Freak in the morning. She's like, oh my god, I listen to Morning Drive every day, blah blah blah, ninety seven one. I'm like, yeah, she goes, isn't that the

eagle. I'm like, you have to reach playing the stuff to people because a lot of people don't know. Seriously, Like three weeks later, she's one hundred percent hooked, and the first thing she says when she saw me is ask me what Malcolm's picks were, so she knows. Yeah. So this year is we don't have any money for promotion. You know, we don't know how else to do it, and we're gonna try to do it more of a social so we're just gonna shift some of the tickets sometimes to

social media. Anyway, at ninety seven on the freak on Twitter, this was sort of a tester. We can use your help. Yeah, what this comes down to, we have two tickets see Kevin Hart live at Windstar World Casino on Friday, December fifteenth. The rule was just follow that account and give it a retweet. One eighty five is the locked in number of contestants to win these two tickets. Kevin, put them on your Wheel of

Destiny. A're ring to put them on the wheel one through one, eight five, Go now a game, because are just the numbers, and then we'll count. Now I want to go down in order. Sixty one is your lottery winner Roger Marris. So that'll take a few minutes probably. I am now on it. Okay, talk amongst yourselves, keep counting, Danny, I do have some talkbacks. I'd love to hear a talkback tomorrow, though, we're gonna do a little more ding Sinks. Yeah, yeah,

I think let's do it during the ding Goose morning news segments. I've got a bunch of leftover tunes that we didn't get to. The crap that I've done in the twenty twenty three Ding Sinks Part two and longs. We got the ballot of caval Kante. We've got Diarrheaville from when the guy crapped his

pants on the airplane, and then who doesn't. I'm sure the Cavalcante story is going to be in your year end wrap up of Yes, it's got to be absolutely so that'll be relevant and some other surprises along the way. Picks with Glenn's Tomorrow we will have a w related celebrity guest. The Glenn's

can participate as well as we tie leuple pick games as we will. It's been Cowboys Eagles Week nine o'clock Clip of the year Clips show countdown continues and then Friday we're having like our big kind of a it's not like the year we're gonna be on the air next week. It's all we're going away, but it's kind of everyone together and there's gonna be some ins and outs with vacation days and things like that. It'll be you me next week for the

whole week. Correct, Yeah, Mikey's out because I was out last week and then I think that I'm out for a couple of days. Blah blah blah. Anyway, so basically it's our it's the last Friday, will be the last day of twenty twenty three, or all three of us are together, yeah, in the morning, So the catdown will continue all week. We'll have a few actual Christmas gifts on Friday, and then we're having the big gift rift at Mike's Jimini two to six with the speakeasy on Friday as

well. At four point thirty, I believe the secret Santer gift Rift exchange will happen. We'll also podcast the Downbeat Singing Tree Toppers. You know, we start at six am. We did that segment at eight o'clock a day. We'll have that posted up on the podcast for you anywhere you get your podcast, but follow the iHeartRadio app. It's free. Just get it, Just get it. Hit the auto download button. I don't care. I like the talk back feature though. That's one of my favorite things about the

iHeart app. Got a couple of them like this one. Holy crap KT that holiday punctual plumber song man. That that's a Bayner dude. That is a Bayer. I'm gonna be singing that all day only that I'm going to Florida for the holidays this year, Mikey, So I will definitely be singing that tune to h all the elderly, all the cue tips that lived there, all the old people that I'll be visiting. I'll be singing that to him. I'm from Florida. Enjoy, Enjoy the sunshine, the sight of

grand theft Auto six Joy started Big Mike's Vice City. Please please please put I won't be home for Christmas out on the Freak fan page. Please please please. That was too funny. I'm still laughing. A guy ended his own life. I want to hear because I'll listen to the whole segment the Christmas tree topper downbeat singing treetoppers. But I need to hear your from the beginning, now knowing the whole story. Yeah, now that you know what happens, it's a sad tale. Look, we all have rough times.

Yeah, and sometimes we make poor financial choices in the year and it culminates in a bunch of sadness around the holiday season. Yeah, sometimes you blow your kids college fund on a Ponzi scheme. Oh and measures uh need to be taken. I had that staggering sent I knew what I was doing. You always did. I'm glad I didn't have to sneeze in the middle of that sentence. First thing this morning, get up, rush down of the Michaels. Gotta get my downbeat Christmas tree topper. There's only one left on

the show. If I grab it, all of a sudden, the little old lady bust me in the head with a bible, takes it, haul's ass out of there. Called the Frankles. They said they've been getting calls like that all day. All right, Well, wow, old ladies busting heads with bibles, chaos on the streets at DFW to get their hands on these tree toppers. At least it wasn't a Korean. It was hurt. Here's one is someone's coming in really hard at us. Okay, I mean

so we look, we're honest. We take some fair destructured criticism. So here's one. Oh god, I love this radio station. Man, you guys here hilarious. All right, man, you have a great day. I love you. That's the toughest feedback we get all day. We've had a good day. We recover riping guy read Might you get the count? You did some counting I did. I got our winner. All right, somebody's going to Kevin Hart in two weeks, probably not you. I retweeted

it. Man, I should be eligible. You are not like Kevin Hart. Uh. The winner is a man who appears to be named Blake. Okay, you gotta count. It's you want, you want the whole account. I'm a cinema messae. It's at p M O T F TAC seven. Okay, I see Blake, Sam. Yeah, Well, congratulations Blake. Again. The rules on that were just to retweet and a follow. He does follow, and he did retweet, so uh, he just want to pay a tickets. See Kevin Hart just like that, just by supporting

us on the little social deal that was really cool. That's pretty cool. Yeah, this proof of concept, we wanted to see if it kind of worked. In one hundred and six hundred and eighty five total retweets, that's nice. That's good. We'll do our damn own promotion and marketing. And isn't Twitter like the least popular out of the socials, So ideally we're gonna have more tickets. We want to get a bunch of MAVs tickets honestly,

and we'll do hopefully tickets on Twitter, TikTok, Facebook and Instagram. The Scrammys. Yeah, what a day? All right? Great, been a big day. That has been a big day. Ye. A lot of stuff happened on the show. Maybe you'll hear it later. I don't know what's gonna happen. To make sure we post the entire show in the whole week, and there's a lot of cool stuff. The event at skin Show is here today in studio. They'll be at Chukdaw tomorrow afternoon. And we

have been rotten lucky. Yeah. I want to commend you guys on what you're doing. I think this is really cool. The idea of getting people to uh spread the word about what we got cooking on our minds today beyond just the audience that's already tuned in. That's pretty cool. It's kind of the only way this can work. You know, we need people to spread the word for us a little bit too, you know, if you have to bribe them for a week a retweet or the chance of Kevin Hart tickets

all. I mean, why wouldn't you hold on? The fart thing is back in here again all morning? This is the first time we go, all right, that's acting you just okay, you are so guilty of here at all morning. But that event right there at that vent, well go unscrewing if you like. I don't know why did you look at that vent? I think it was looking to the heavens? Really, someone cleared out their bowels? Who which of you? All of you were in on it? You're all in on it? Okay, I think you're in on it?

Yeah, Why would we torture ourselves? It's the first thing that we heard. And I don't know if you heard. This thing has been going off since I walked in here this morning at like five point fifteen all morning longs you could hear us talking about it on the air like it was interrupting us. And it was loud. I don't know if you can you guys hear it with your headphones on? Yes, okay, because this thing was loud today, interrupting content. There are so many shifty eyes. You're Danny,

you're the did y'all hear that that was? Didn't hear that? I think that's Texas or somebody Okay, good, somebody else is here. And then I feel like she's talking to me all the time. Okay, ship the shifty eyes from KT and Soroy, You're eye are not shifting. It makes me wonder if you're not either the best actor of the three or you're not in on it. All things can be true. Catch and he's stared at that vent, And I am gonna give a thorough workover of that vent.

But this table won't support my fat weight the machine through the table again. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta drink a metal liquid laxative and then go to the bathroom and then get on the table. I think it's now groobs at least in the mix. I still think it's Ben or Skin or Stevey. But I'm throwing groups into the mix here because now this is our first day of having it in the studio. He was the last one here yesterday. It eight rhymes in this awesome Did y'all say y'all heard it

the break room yesterday or something? Yes, it was. We were here till eleven yesterday and we heard. Why would you hear it? You removed it from the area around you and put it around us. Eh that sounds How do you put it around you? I don't know, man, But you're all a lot of paranoid. I mean people think I did it. Sure, I did it. But you have not been the same since the Green blood right things have changed. He's been more paranoid. I can tell

your anxiety. Maybe the stupidest answer I've ever given. You've lost a ton of weight and that can't be healthy. I've lobottomized, laughed all over the place. You all you eat are fruit bars and tiny pots of coffee. You realize, beef, beef, beef. We need to eat more Trader Joe's microwavable cinnamon clam tarts, Skin the fart things back on? What the fart things back in? Me? What? Oh? Hands and lead dog right here? You'll see when need you to stand on this table you guys,

got any big celebrities on your show today? Now? What we done on the show today? Get okay? So a lot of people have been at moranas. Well, people are gonna be asking us. There's been a buzz around the city. Uh, they've been asking us if we're having Corey Seeger on And people are like, is he coming on the show today? Because you're having a huge award winner And they're like, is it World Series MVP Corey Seeger I will just say it's bigger than that. We have a

huge award winner who's going to join our show today at ten thirty. And I promise you you don't want to miss this, So sticking around, okay, award I have a golf lesson across the street at First Swim Golf at eleven fifteen, so I have to stick around, I offered too. You know how, you guys always point out that a lot of porn stars take the names of famous actors and do a slight twist on it, like add three x's, Yeah, did anybody ever do Rick Morenus? Everyone that did

Rick Morenus? Interesting? Jennifer Anus Town, Yeah that's a good one, Shippy tell us by that and don't even start on Greg Lugainis. You don't start on him. We all know where that one ended up. Okay, let's get out of here, guys. Let's get your show started on time for once. What else is going on? That's a pretty good man, just destroying it. I'm gonna go do some yoga. US go MAVs. We'll be back tomorrow morning at six am. We will podcast the Downbeat Singing

Christmas Tree Toppers. The Clip of the Year countdown will continue tomorrow. Top twenty clips Left Ding Sings Part two tomorrow as well, see at six am. And you know what they always say, Please nobb me down, little sailor,

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