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Clips 13-11

Dec 07, 202324 min
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Here's the mix with Ben and Skin, right after the 13, 12, and 11th ranked cips of the year as voted on by our listeners.

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All right, here we go, Clip thirteen. Let's keep it going quick. I don't love this one. We're counting down tomorrow nine o'clock. We'll do ten through one. I've got a special gift for you guys in the show. Get a little twenty twenty three death song. I'm gonna have to write a verse about Norman Lee, or aren't I maybe not? But number thirteen on the year in countdown that our listeners voted on. I love this KT gets kicked in the nuts by everyone is here? The incredible mixes between

Kat and Chuck and Big Bulge Bo. Yeah, Yes, amazing country K How do you guys? It's me listen to how many belles of Hey? What's going on? Guys? Going on? Is a KT uh. I'll shoot you a text and iron things out like sheet cheat. I'm shoots you a text and iron things out. He didn't even take the straw out of

his mouth. That's amazing talk some pop culture or something. I don't know what's going on, guys like I love KT ter, I love KT forever, But for some reason, the last couple of months, it's his voice echoing in my ear. Most anything he says just cracks me up and you don't help with the end of your ye when it comes to bisks and chowders, Okay, thank you. When that thing would play at the end of our show. As he's saying it, I picture him to kind of staring

at his hands a little bit. Changs quick on this world, So enjoy your every minute while you have it. The sign off sounds like Kat is on his deathbed and that's those are his last words. Has the morphine dripp joy Like he's trying to He's trying to drop the most poignant last words, but it just doesn't go right because the changing things alice quick on this world.

So enjoy every minute when you have it's doing that. The dirty dabber is at the footiest bed texting the tennis mom, not looking at him as he's saying that. Okay, he said, miss you enjoy your every your every minute while you have it out. Let's hear it again. They changed things at as quick on this world, so enjoy you every minute while you have it. Does it's kind of perfect. It's amazing. Wow, did you forget to wear your cup to work that day? Oh? My god?

Most days? And then the whole time while that's going on. I'm hearing y'all talk about me, and I'm like, God, why is everyone's so obsessed with me? Number twelve. I've labeled this lawn Chair Friday. It's basically a collage four minutes, but it is the day that our listeners really took over the lawn and then across the street of Inwood and built an inflatable and put y'all's faces on it and called it Dingu's World. The store known as Costume World, which is now defunct. Let them just kind of

sit there and get a bounce house and turn it into Dingu's World. It's a dinosaur themed bounce house that said Dinah World and they changed it to Dingu's World. Just incredible work by our listeners. And here's us reacting to it kind of all throughout the day on the station and it is officially a lawn chair Friday at nine. Yeah, we got one out there. We got a lawnchair in a lawn right outside the studio. There's a there's a lawn chair folded out with some sort of yetti cup next to it, but no

one's in it. It's probably a chair belonging to the guy who's also setting up a table across the street at Costume World. So we got we got things brewing in the parking lot or in the field. Interesting. Interesting, lawn chair is gone, but there's action. Across the street is a store called Costume World, and there appears to be a table set up and Jeff, what are you seeing there in the parking lot of Costume World. So

we have a table setup that says Glenn's Bagels and more. And we appear to have at least four inflatables being rolled off a trailer that are about to I guess, be inflated over here here on the freak. This is gonna be a whole ass carnival. I have an update on what the inflatable is. So it's trees at the corners, and it looks like it's probably called Dino World, but they have taped over the oh and made it Dingo World. We have a development. Oh, we have a development marching out at

the costume They all came out of Costume World. I get that, and they oh my god, they all have Bundy costumes on group. Seriously, get in here. This is the nuttiest ass I've ever seen. Oh my god, It's amazing. Look at all the buddy. Wait, they're about to cross inwood What is happening? Oh no, wait? Look what is that over there? Oh my gosh, what is that thing? Is that like an alien? I just see a bright green This is the dumbest crap

I have ever seen in my life. Goody got an astronaut costume with an alien head. I didn't think I could love them more. And here we go. This is insanity. I'm so happy right now. Oh man, my testicles hurt stop because I was laughing so hard. Do you know how hard it has been to sit here and watch that guy chip over there by

Dean good World? And I want to go over there and go down there, go golf down there, give us a call from down there, tell us what's going on down Yeah, yeah, go down there there is Oh yeah, I think he's slowing down. He's slowing down a little bit. Okay, yeah, he's slowing down. Their skin one. Now he's speeding up. Okay, skin is speeding up. Dude, What a unique opportunity to actually chip a shot over inwood Road. How many times do you get

the chance to do that? Ever? So I lined up and I called my shot, and yes, I chipped it across Inwood Road and I nailed the power line just like I called. I would probably the greatest golf shot of my career. We didn't get in trouble. Giant fed X eighty two wheeler honking. Yeah, your list Gate just brought a giant truck. He's just running over cars in the parking lot. Katie, can you give us

an up date? What's happening down there? So in the others uh side of the parking lot of Costume World, we got another truck that's pulled up and is now giving a lift kate ride. The third list skate ride of the day is on the stage with them. Yeah, going up, he is going up. There they go. They're up four feet and they're going back down lift Gate. Right, y'all realize y'all's heads are on here on Dingle World, y'all? Has that been No? I didn't know that.

For someone pointed out the heads of Danny Reiner, Julie and Ben Rogers based off of the Micamitez graphics. Follow the buddy on there. My Criner has showed up in the back o. My god happened? That is so weird. I just can't explain how. I don't know why, but that's like the best steroid shot ever, looking out the window and seeing people out there doing sometimes nothing or odd activities. You know, one guy just like having to work on my short games. It was chippinge quote unquote whiffle balls.

Absolutely where skin did. He really did headed across in wood and dogs it off the post on his first shot. And he's a terrible golfer. It was so funny carry just started that he did right. Yeah, So was it? I think it was a memorabilia give a yeah, because I would bring the mystery jersey. That's what it was. I mean, I had

that idea before we started. It was like, well, by each other random presents and if you don't want them, we'll all just auto and the autograph's a joke, you know, we'll all autograph it, throw it out in the grass, and anyone else who wants we can just come pick it up. So he did it with those mystery jerseys, a couple of them, and there were people like immediately down there. I guess that's what maybe

drew any attention to the lawn. At first, it was just the grass where we'd throw these dumb prizes out and let anyone driving him by pick them up, and they I think Carrie made like texted us or emailed us the bold claim that he was going to set up a lawn chair and just sit out there and listen to our show, right, and he actually did it.

Yeah, And the first one it was just him, yeah, by himself, with a yetti cup full of water or whatever he's drinking Siggs and I think, uh, I think Mike Grapevine was I think the second one to get on board, yep. And if I'm if I'm wrong, Jordan I think was another guy who came in and kind of help a kind of the regulars. And then it kind of got bigger and bigger and bigger and

bigger. And I'm sorry if I've left anyone out, but they just kept getting and then we had the day where we got in trouble where a bounce house was ordered on this side of the lawn, which technically would be our

property, and they was ordered to shut it down. But we were online looking up like city ordinances of who owns that land because it's power lines where the city owns it, so we were pretty sure that anyone could kind of just but it was our building management that was, yeah, pitching a bitch about it, so well, yeah, exactly, we're not looking at They were kind of cool because they were just like to played it. Take it down, So we took it down, so they took it down. But

I think the next day what caused another stirs. Chris was like was like, you know what, I'll pay a lawn crew to come mow the lawn out there for him. It's like, well, well they got people to take care of that already, and that just drew more attention to it. And then they reached out on their own to Costume World and Costume Worlds like yeah, sure, set up have a day. I mean it was awesome. We went in there and they went and bought cost the World. And

I'm telling you, you guys were not here for this. I was as they are running across the streets and like eighty have bunny heads and a couple of them have alien heads on, and they're just coming over to wave at us them up here. I don't know why that was a version of cocaine to help just get you through the day, but it was. It was just it's amazing if you're a cop driving down in you see a bunch of people dressed up as rabbits running across the street. You have questions, are

you obligated to stop for any reason? Because I'm thinking this is some weird bank robbery, like the Reagan masks or something. President totally strange. I tried. I don't know if it's rein Er. I was trying to. I talked to Carry and I wanted all of them when they had their like animal heads on, They're all just mingling, you know, doing normal stuff. And then I got them organized and I want them all stand in like a single group motion and listen and just stare up at the window with their

bunny heads on. And I'm like, that'll just be creepy. Yeah, yeah, exactly exactly what I was going for. And they kind of did it. But Carrie had his tilted up while he was spouting to sing underneath it, and well they had work to do too, That's what they always had an office space with them as well. They're incredible. And then then the the reviews of Costume World go through. The thing we were driving that morning. I was telling her, Hey, go to yelp and just and

google and just credit five store reviews for Costume World. It was going out of business too. In the Costume World manager building manager over there. She came over and was talking to us and she loved it. So it was like that day. I just bob was buzzing over that for weeks. I mean, if you own a costume shop, you're into cool fun bits, you know, absolutely, Okay, Number eleven, last one will do today.

We'll attend through one tomorrow again. You know, I don't know why everyone's so obsessed with me, Katie joke stroke at six o two am. One of our comedians is leaving at eight o'clock. Yes, I would say being forced to leave by management. Yeah, for charity. For management and charity, the two things you hate the most. All right, now we're rolling. Yeah, he needs one to get him cranked. Ranked morning, I was there somewhere clean the pipes a little bit. Okay, now we're

rolling the two things you hate the most. I don't know why I thought that was funny in my head. That's what sucks, is telegraphing what you think is funny. Part about it. It's not the stroke. Regular listeners all know this, and I just want to reset it and have anyone new hear that again, because that's a great audio example of what we deal with. Kevin has is an ecolepsy, and part of that is when he does it's excited, he has a little episode where he flutters on, losing consciousness

for a fraction of a second. Yeah, so he tells a good joke. Sometimes when he knows he's the joke's going to be great anticipation, Like I can't get the joke, he does like lower his head a little bit, his eyes sort of mostly closed and like gently blink and the excitements too much for my brain. Yes, it's a legit medical thing. It happens pretty much every day to some degree, depending on how funny he is that day. So I've noticed it happening less and less lately. Yeah, I

worried about you, worried about us if he's not stroking out. So we called it the joke stroke. But just listen very closely. You can tell when he decides to make the joke and how he can barely barely get it out. Charity for management and charity the two things you hate the most. All right, now we're rolling the one to get him cranked. Management and charity the things you hate the most. Yeah, well we'll see it's funny. We'll see if any of my other strokes and make the top ten tomorrow

at nine. Okay, quick house cleaning here. If you want to hear anything that we've done today, like Cowboys Hall of Fame or Everson Walls and Picks with Glints or ding sings things with the Incredible Christmas Song and more, we'll post those on the podcast. Just go get that anywhere you get your podcast, get the free iHeartRadio app. But we post every single segment we do, so go grab that for you. When we start at six am.

You giveaway Kevin Hart tickets. All we call on Kevin Heart, Chelsea Hammler or Tiffany Hattish all at Windstar and a pair of tickets are going. Yesterday we did a giveaway on Twitter. Today we did one on Instagram. So went through just a second ago during that lunch here Friday clip looked at all the rules where you had to like the post on Instagram, follow with

the station account, and then tag three people in it. So I got all the people who did that, put them in the IG winner generator thing, and her winner is v Kraz at v k r a z v Kraz shout out to v Kraz for your work. You're gonna go see Kevin Hart. I'll I'll DM you momentarily to get your information. We don't think tomorrow, I want to do TikTok. Do you want to do TikTok? Facebook? How you want to do it? You try TikTok? Yeah? Give

tomorrow. Yeah, just just testing the waters here, see if it's working, getting that engagement or whatever. So there's that, Kevin Hart, Thank you, win start for those tickets. I wonder if t Kraz is friends with Toe munch or who is following us? Much is following us, especially on TikTok? So much is huge on TikTok. I hope he's twenty years old to much or no, I want him to be fifty seven? Who stares at the blinking cursor when it says create user name This will be too

much? Is there number after it? Or is he just did he get to much? Or an Ice and clan or munch Ho Muncher okay, nut Nut. Let's slide on out to the other casino, Chunk tak Oh. There are good friends at Chunk Tall north of the wall. Yeah, seventy five, it's the Benningskin Show. Oh hello friends, Hey hot boys. We are broadcasting now live with our eyeballs on slot machines at a beautiful casino, Chalk Talk Casino and resort in Durant, Oklahoma. They got Nelly doing

a performance tomorrow. They got a Lee Brice show coming up, and then Friday, December twenty ninth, the Weezer Show. And they're giving away one point four million dollars in cash prizes just in December alone. Man, they're giving we're giving away Weezer tickets today, so you gotta listen all damn day long, damn day. They got your set up next to Guy Fieris again. No, we're set up next to Velvet Taco and the Pit South Hot

Chicken, which I think is a dope nickname. We're over right by the League, which is that uh, really fantastic bar with all those giant screens showing games and such. Hell yeah, yeah, man, I've watched some baseball over there before. That's my contribution. It's not a good story, No, it's good. It's a good place. You didn't finish, does it? Once we fully legalize all these things that Mark Cuban wants to get

legalized. Now we're talking, but back to the baseball story. Was that part of the baseball story there was a sack bunt that was it was one of the best secunts. Really, Yeah, that's just the right, right lead and it was good and how does a close play at first base? Too? Very early on, skin was really all over and on top of the fact that this is in fact not a good story. Credit at the time, I had done a lengthy TikTok post what a bad story it was

to try to gain some TikTok followers. Yeah, and I tagged toe munch or in it. My anus was tender. Yep. Did you guys hear when you're driving up the I guess clip clip show of the Year thing and

we replayed this nap snack part na. I don't know if you heard it, because it's I said it got jobbed by being only ranked sixteenth, and not even just because of the slip of the tongue or whatever you would call what you did dyslexia moment, and more just the fact that you guys were having that conversation about above and below water hats, like what welcome fantastic topic. Welcome to the weirdness of our show. Yeah, dude, and like

thought our show was stupid. Yeah, you guys are dumb dumbs. Those things aren't mutually exclusive. All of our shows can be stupid. Breach Like even if he nailed the next snap part, he's claiming that he saw once saw a guy his next snapped off shoot out of the water wearing a water soaked above water. He's suffered and it was so heavy that his neck snapped off. It was so heavy once he got out of the water that was too much for his vertebrand handle. No, I get it. Yeah,

it's just the weight of the water. I don't think to Mike the material of the hat. Who's bad physics? What happened? I've seen people pop up from underneath water where a water soaked above water hat, and then their nap just snacks right off. What I forgot about christ And it's people too multiple. He's seen a lot of people do that. Well, I spent a lot of time on the pier. Well, you know, hey, what's coming up with your show today? He doesn't care care? Tell us

he actually does care. We care. We were listening to you guys, on the on the ride up here to chalk Taw and Tampa song. I love that you had Everson Walls on and it reminded me of the time that we pranked Everson, and so coming up at ten thirty five, you will hear a replay of the time that we pranked Everson Walls. WHOA I don't even know this wanted either Oh you'll love this on this station or a different one, that's for sure. Yes on point ben, Yes, in fact,

it might not have even been on a station. No, I can claim the audio we recorded it independent of radio. Yeah, and then also loaned it to radio, and we owned the publishing audio did the other The other thing is I was in the car when you guys had Everson on, and I was just sitting there going, man, there's a lot of meat

left on that bone. As these broadcasters refuse to talk to Everson about the initial class that was inducted into the Bergner Hall of Fame, what why wouldn't they be talking to ever sing about the people that were in his induction class for the first ever Burgner Hall of Fame. I don't understand you, now, My story was bad. Kevin's got a point you sees the mantle of worst story of the mix ever. Sits on another station right now talking about

when he went into the Burgner Hall of Fame with Benn and Skin. Yeah. I did hear Zach asking some executives in the whole way. Why didn't they ask him about that? I don't know. Cutt have gone viral? What time are you talking about your interaction with your foul mouth friend Skim? Can you guys turn the music up? It's put me in the mood for Christmas? All right, chalk Taw have fun? No, no, off the rip man. We're gonna we're gonna talk skin with the viral last night.

We will talk to Skinweight about what it was like. I mean, Luca herl curse words on top of him. Yes, are we still on? Hey? Did you guys figure out who did that fart machine? No? What time are you guys on your show? Start? I think we're podcasting? Are you gonna listen today? Dannie? Yep? All right, all right in your show, have a good show at Choked Off, say boys, Benskin and Steve Christina. Tomorrow the final show un us together collectively

of the year at nine o'clock. The clip of the year clip show countdown. We will do our scorching hot predictions for Cowboys, Eagles, the twenty twenty three death song, the year in review, and much much more. We'll see you tomorrow at six am. Everybody the Pennskin Shows next, talk about what we wan

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