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BREAKING NEWS

Mar 07, 202423 min
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In the Hollywood Roundup, there was some huge breaking news about an event coming to Arlington this summer

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This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak yo yo yo yo yo Hot Hot Round. Crown places Gentle with breaking local sports, entertainment and news news, the breaker of all Mike's roy Okay, this is legit breaking sports news. I must put it in that category. Three minutes ago, at Netflix tweeted out a poster. Essentially, it says, a live global sports event Saturday, July twentieth at AT and T Stadium in Arlington,

Texas. A boxing match between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson. What no way, Oh my god, and that's why the Cowboys will never win a super Bowl. That's amazing. That's where Jerry's heads at. Oh, it's amazing, baby goat and one of those Paul get incredible and I was like, I don't know, maybe they were hacked. But it's also on Better, which is a Jake Paul's betting app. That's real Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson at at and T Stadium on July twentieth, which is you know, pretty

damn close Saturday July twenty and it'll be live on Netflix Prime Time. There's a trailer that's seventeen seconds long of them, yea getting off a helicopter, Mike brace and looking kind of older now starting to see it in his face a little bit, and then they square up and look each other in the eye. Oh my, yeah, dude, It's everything we were just talking

about with that cowboys thing earlier. And then add this to it, Mike Tyson, fifty seven year old Mike Tyson get destroyed, right Jake Paul Mike Tyson at at and T Stadium Live on Netflix Saturday, July twentieth, unbelievable, going, yeah, see you there, someone's going is that the Players Championship bet or some major bet? How want your ticket's going to be for that? At AT and T Stadium? How many do they think that the

one hundred people are gonna go to that? No? No, no, that would make more sense at the American Airline Center or Dicky's Arena for a hunt. I mean but that Hey, we're streaming it on Netflix, so if you pay for Netflix, you got it. Have they ever a pay per view you know you got to go through. Have they ever tarped all off the whole upper deck? Maybe maybe for concerts I know, like e or like Acy's Jesus the basketball and hockey court that we play on American Airlines

Center. Yes, they will tarp off or curtain off the whole top, and I mean that's kind of a standard move. But I don't know if I've ever seen it done at at and T, or if they even need to, or what the capacity is if you do tarp off or darken out the whole upper deck, because they're gonna want it to look packed. But no, they're not gonna right, No, I don't think to get one hundred They're not gonna get ninety thousand people there to watch Jake Paul Mike Tyson.

Okay, so other boxing matches that they've had in the past, I guarantee you, though, well I don't want to say guarantee after they got close to one hundred k for like Canelo versus Triple G and the Errol Spins fights and stuff like that. Wasn't those are huge? Yeah? Yeah, those are huge, and they should be and those are people at the top of the sport and canal though obviously has a ton of Mexican support, and he's one of the best fighters of all time. Okay, actually, here

we go. I've got the numbers on that, not one hundred. Okay, so Canelo in twenty twenty one that was seventy three thousand. Errol Spence in twenty twenty two was forty thousand, twenty nineteen Errol Spence, mikey Garcia forty seven thousand. Yeah, they will have a lot of people, man, No, it is, but it's gonna be one hundred k, like we think for a Cowboy game from Mike Tyson. Yeah, Manny Paciow Medium

and Margarito and twenty ten forty one thousand. You can have a lot of old Mike Tyson dudes that are my age and unlike myself, have money, and like you said earlier in the show, it's all about nostalgia these days. This thing could get close. I think you'd I wouldn't be surprised if there were minimum seventy thousand people at this thing. No, yeah, well, and okay, we'll have some sort of undercard with some other interesting fights, maybe even a real yeah, good fight. What is this for?

Just an exhibition of Andrew Holyfield and Lennox Lewis. Here's oldies. Hey guys, we've found Riddick Bow He's gonna take on Butterbean. He's gonna take on Carl the Truth Williams, and then weirdly an x NFL player will get in the ring. Okay, Bell's fighting Greg Hardy's return. Yeah, like there might be a former cowboy fighting and if he's I don't know who else. No, that's a dude. I would bet versus me and Joe I to pict yes or no? Will a former cowboy fight on the undercard? I

would say yes and maybe fight a former Redskin or Giant? Like, no, seriously, this is promotion boxing spectacle in this return to the ring against Rodney Hampton or how about uh t o versus h whoever knocked George Tig George Teg? Seriously? Like think like that? Yeah, God's nuts. You know that Netflix is all in on the live streaming thing. Obviously, the Chris Rock thing makes sense. They have a tennis match there during Sunday? Which didn't it just air? Was it? Was it this Sunday? Yeah?

It was? I guess it was last Sunday. Yeah, And I paid attention to Doll versus Alcarez Alcarez, my guy. I mean, look, I've probably watched more Jake Paul fights than you two combined, only because I have one you've seen. I have a few tricks on enjoying activities. So if I'm chilling on a Saturday night and I know there's some fun, well I'll throw it on because I like weird spectacle, I like boxing.

I like boxing, But that one I had to check. I was like, all right, I don't know if Netflix was hacked, and then you check some other things. But to repeat. Nine minutes ago, Netflix tweeted out Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson tell you what It'll live on Netflix at AT and T Stadium in Arlington Saturday, July twentieth, in a world now where everything leaks. Props to them for keeping this underhat. Yeah, yes, yeah, a lot of people had to know about this, Yeah, because

there's all yeah, yeah, I mean it probably discussed a lot. I would imagine it was discussed a little bit in the boxing community maybe, but I don't know. That's I'd say, I don't know the difference in Jake and Logan Paul because they look the same. I don't know much. Yeah that's fair, but jeez, what a mess serious Netflix? Though you're gonna watch it, of course I am, yes, yeah, and like this is stupid but everybody wants to find out what fifty eight fifty nine held is

Mike fifty seven? How how is a fifty seven year old for fifty eight by then? Yeah, how's he gonna fair in this? Like? What's he gonna look like? Is he gonna get absolutely destroyed? Yes? Yeah, his job is and and Jake Paul is a decent boxer. I will say that he's not useless, and he's not you know, I don't know. I would assume Mike Tyson's gonna get a I'm not not rigged, but essentially getting paid a lot of money to go get knocked out by Jake Paul.

He stadium unbelievable. He's not gonna be good. Yes, his kids in the next and the next generations are going to remember the time Jake Paul knocked out Mike Tyson, not knowing that Mike Tyson was a beast. This will be his legacy now moving forward, getting knocked out by a streamer, just like Anthony Kim take an ex out. Yeah, to burst the bubble at eight stadium. This Mike Tyson at fifty eight. But then't foreman in his sixties when he fought or was he not that old. He wasn't that

old. He was it wasn't that No, because he wanted this. It was forty eight something like that. Yeah, maybe then maybe they'll run George Foreman out here at eighty. Sign up now on the undercard. Go buy your tickets. You're purchasing hype. Yeah, well it's you're boxing in a nutshell. I mean, it's always been live globally on Netflix to all two hundred and sixty million subscribed. I love the live stream because we're in a

world where no one watches anything together anymore. That's part of the reason Mike Saturday not live. You know a lot of people DV aren't just the idea of something happening all at once or we're watching it. Last big moment we've had like that is when Will Smith, you know, hit Chris Rock. But it's like, I love that stuff, when we're all watching something live like that. I love that Netflix is in on live streaming stuff. Agreed. Okay, so we have it nine o'clock. Four pairs of tickets to

see Burt Kreischer. If you can guess the movie that we are performing, an Oscar winning movie. We're gonna perform a scene of here. If you can call in guess it, you'll get a pair of tickets to see Burt Kreischer at Windstar, the Silver Scene, the Silver Screen Kick Kings, or Hype at nine. I'm struggling here the Silver Screen Kings. Yeah, that's us. Let me let me fight off the s aneurysm. All right, well, what's the pill? Sitch took it took its kicking in. She

made it kicking in. Okay, so just kicking in right now. I think I'm gonna do this now. Yeah. So last night, oh, the Mass Singer or your house, and you know what, we should not do it? No, no, no, Kevin, don't pivot just because I've grown. No, I don't want to miss Yeah. Okay, in a second, don't let my emotions dictate your content. One of the biggest content certain weekends in DFW is happening this weekend. Gets that in a second. Mass Singer premiere yesterday, and I was like, oh, let's do

a draft because none of us watched the show. I've ever seen second of it. Not what if we all draft ten people? We let the listeners draft ten people. Have a little fun with it. Yeah, loser, whoever has not expecting anyone to get a point, by the way, because you're randomly guessing B and C less celebrities for the most part. Although, but that was just an idea. How we did this SNL draft was kind

of fun. It might be fun, and a lot of listeners were like, I thought it was a terrible idea, But once y'all started doing it, I realized this is pretty great because of the random names we were throwing in on a draft board. And tuned in and watched it. I know Danny and I watched it. I did a lot of fast forward, a lot of But as a person who had never seen the show, you're kind of like, I don't even know how it works. Your celebrity judges Robin

thick, Ken Young, Jenny McCarthy, and Rita Aura. Nick cannons the MC and he says the word amazing about one hundred times more than Luca. More than amazing. That would be amazing. So a costume person comes out, sings a song gold They get clues and then guess, yes, watched Goldfish. Goldfish is the first one, And here's the goldfish doing some clues about who they are, right, and they have their voices altered, so you don't know who they are. They have them kind of running through like

a vocoder or something. Yeah, listen to the amount of fish puns. It's a fish. Uh. You finally caught me in the mess singer Net. When I first started out, I made a lash overnight. I had big decisions to make. I could play it safe or dive into deeper, darker edgy or waters. So I took the pund I'm just going to tell that's Vanessa Hudgens and had none of the idiots on the stage knew that and didn't guess it. But that's who that is now. They didn't reveal the

why did she do diving? Because I heard the voice Anton faishyall she remember covid. I mean, in reality, people aren't gonna nice. Well, that's not how she sounds. They're they're affecting her voice. You can tell though. They also they didn't because at the end they have a reveal for the book. The book, and we all knew Danny's knife Brown draft picked Kevin Hart is who this is? This guy got a effing point on day

one. You're gonna wait day one on a show that none of us have spent more than one second watching and the premiere of season eleven and an effing point was awarded and the season opener, everyone else's voices were altered when they're performing the Ugly Sweater, the Starfish, the Lady Bird, but the book. Here's what his voice sounded like. Hey gotta chase. My answer said, they're watching it going. It's Kevin Hard. There's no straight to this.

You know, I figured it out. They got a big name for episode one because someone who's not available, they don't have to hang out, hang out and lingering. I got two hours for you. Make sure I'm eliminated minute one. It was the worst television program I've ever watched in my life. It was it was so bad. Okay, over seriously, overall thoughts, Kevin the worst television show you've ever watched in your entire life. Keep in mind, I love mascots. This thing is so overwrought, poorly

written. You want to talk about I don't know who this is for. It's for children, right, It's got to be for children. But the banter that goes on between the panelists, Ken Jong, I've never seen a man blatantly cash a paycheck more than watching him on that show last night, all of them? What the next time? He's funny? What is Robin Thick doing? He's a legitimate like hit maker, is he? Well he used to be? Well he was. He did that awesome video with Emily

Radakowski and got sued by Marvin Gaye. That's kind of badass. This video wasn't awesome for Emily Radakowski. Is that blurred line for blurred lines? Not a bad song? Actually? And then you got a washed up ass Jenny McCarthy, Sure what? And then ah, they bring out the new panelist and she's got a mask on and she's singing, and everybody does the big reveal and they say a name I've never heard in my entire life, and

it's some international British or something pop superstar. I've never heard of this woman, Riata Aura. No idea, not in my life. I've never heard of her either. I mean it's like fifteen years ago famous kinda really. No, she's married to right Guardians of the Galaxy director James No, no, no, I'm sorry Thora? Is there no direct director? Yeah? I assumed Thora directed the word Ragnarok. Okay, well we love yeah, I love him. Okay, Well she's awesome, but this is okay.

So first of all, you've got these people in costumes with big old masks on, and they're trying to sell you on the idea that they're actually singing these songs live, because they're holding microphones that are a foot and a half from their face, and and you, and and the voices encumbered by a mask. It's all pre recorded. The fans are yelling, they're making terrible jokes, and just the interaction between those pants cut is what kills me. Oh my god. They're like, oh my god, it's Rita Aura.

And they show these fans like crying like she just had the tiniest little Zoro mask on a second ago. If you were that excited, you could tell it was her. It's uh have a chance, No da I ever found it. And when you when you told me about it, I'd already closed out. I was done. I texted you guys last night and I had a few opinions in game, opinions, and one of them was, you can't comprehend how satanic this s is. I hate my life and I want

to die. That was a extreme Let's see one of them that was old Danny creeping in. This is the worst thing that I've ever seen. Kevin, you had some too. This is effing awful. I mean, this was universally hated by all three of us, and I wanted I look. I went in with an open mind. I realized that this is a very popular show. A lot of people watch it. I don't want to piss on it just because it's not up my alley, but I've found it very

difficult for my personal taste to find one sliver of redeeming quality. I watched the first girl, Yeah, the fish, Goldfish Lady. But as us, okay, I don't think if I think it's Simone Biles. I thought it was Jamie Lynn Spears at first too, because there was unlimited gold references and at the end they're like another clue, Oh a gold record. But as the Hudgens High School musical soundtrack went gold. Really yeah, but she has a record number of golds? Did anybody pick her? No? Then

what does it matter? Uh, this is about the phone case, guys. It was poor. But at the very end, Kevin Hart Rips's library book off his head, can't wait to get off set The back end of the courtesy car as quick as possible there, but the whole crowd is his heart, cheering Kevin Kevin, which I'll go back and find I'm done. No one needs to find it. Okay, four minutes to this, Okay, big wee, you get the concerts happening. I didn't doubt like sneaks

out on you. It's here. Tornado season means concert season. Tonight at Dicky's. It's a fallout boy. You guys have a fallout boy. I guess that'll be big. I never got into this, but imagine Danny on the base and then a chorus, and then there you have Jimmy world opening up for them. Don't ride yourself, bob that in your head to feel like that's the Dickies. Tomorrow night, No tonight, tonight, tonight night. Hey tomorrow, I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna let the horns play

for a minute. I like it because this band, who's been around for twenty five years. Actually one of the members of the band went to high school at Richardson Bertner High School. And you guys may not know they have had a song in the movie The Wedding Crashers. Danny will know this band. I think Mike, I don't know, probably not. I don't like this band half for a long time. It's a granada Tomorrow night, come

see me. I'll give you a freak sticker for Guster. Imagine Danny dancing to me more because yeah, with the me more slowly riches over to hold her hand. Everyone's gonna everyone's gonna hate that. I love Guster has some moves. That is my opinion, not one of them. There. There are a lot more than that. Oh yeah, yeah. Don't let that be your your first experience to hearing Guster, because that song is not emblematic of nothing. Sound like it's like just one of their last singles from a

few years ago. Yep, yeah, uh Luke Bryan will be at the ballpark. That's tomorrow night. Shake it but the bear, Shake it but the bea shake you pull the can't be swimming down deep in the Greek pull the crickets and the critics in this world. Shake it to the moon and shake it. Shake it for me, shake it, shake it. Stop telling girl what to do. She doesn't want to shake anything for you. Because because he's trying to appropriate certain genre of music, maybe he always sounds

like he's got putting in his throat the mic. Does he his little hips? Is he a big boy? He's kind of tall. I'll tell you one thing, though I've used I can't stand that music for number one, but number two. Once I learned about him as a person, it's kind of hard to that's apparently a really really good dude. And I think either his sister or his wife's sister passed away and the husband died and they ended up taking their kids. So they're raising like their nieces and nephews like they're

really good people apparently. But yeah, that's not my jail. Saturday Night, night two of that American Wild West Festival or whatever it is, Saturday night at the Ballpark two j post Malone, Joey post Malone. I'm gonna show up with my post cup from can post Malone Saturday Globe Live Field. Meanwhile, Saturday at at and T Stadium Billy Joel this Saturday with Stevie Nick's opening this Saturday. I had zero ideas, but this I would go to. That's why we do this, Mike, this is good. You didn't

know. I can't. I need you to not let Christina know that post Malone's here. Saturday night. Okay, because she's gonna want to go, why don't she go? Y'all can order together. Oh yeah, she can go to Post Malone. You can go to Billy Joel and Stevie Nicks, and y'all can meet afterward at Texas Live for a big round of beers for a hamburger at Troy's if they let you in, excuse oh Man. Headlines

like these Kevin Is Reunion Tower getting demolished. Why is Stuart Copeland teaching a class at s m U. Was manslaughter handed down on the Alec Baldwin case? What's the real problem at the Texas border? I'll tell you it's a damn monkey invasion. Next on the News

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