This is the Downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak. I don't want to be We have some breaking news this morning here on the Downbeat, the old last segment of the day, breaking news. You love it, JJ, Do you have a breaking news sunder you can hit for me. According to our friends over at Dallas Texas TV, creak my audio up, please JJ. According to our friends over at Dallas Texas TV. When it comes to the coyote over in Arlington, in all the words and I have
waited a long time to do this, we told him. We got him. That's right, the cody at the park at Arlington, they got him. We got him, got that son of a bitch. Look at I'm watching him drag that scumbag out right now? Alive? Right, yeah, he's alive. Cute, call him a scumbag. They can release him into the wild. Are they gonna youth? They put him in a police car. He's gonna let me at him, let me out. They kiss God.
They threw him in the Quebecula car. Yeah, book him. You know they threw him in the boot or in the in the back seat. I don't like how that went with the Animal services there these I mean he did bite three kids. One kid was full freaking raby shots because of this bastard. But they think it was this coyote, this kittie's again, maybe the friendly boys. It wasn't me and nobody. You're saying we all look alike? What they say, we all look alike? Fine, I get
it. They don't they do, actually though, profile Yeah, they got him. Hell yeah, Well that's good news because I've been tracking that one all week. The only thing that would have made this story, you're interesting, is if this happened in Wiley. Yeah, thats what then he would be the Wiley coyote. Mike, did you get it? That's pretty good. It's a guy. I mean, Wiley is a city, right. He criticized Sabrina of the News Junkies five minutes before our show started. Out.
I support because she made a bottom and when they made a Benny tomp And joke. The guy writes songs for Elton John or whatever, and he's like, oh god, I never never, And I was like like that, and he hit him with a wily coyote, and I'm okay with it. Danny not ashamed of animal humor is funny. Yeah, And dude, trust me, no one dongs went off the uprights more than me. We know, I know, I know. Yeah, We're all used to it. You know. It truly become a part of my charm. Yeah,
how do you feel? I don't feel I feel awful. I feel like I've just put up. I feel like a butt chugged sugar. So do I I'm shaking. I feel like if I went and got my blood panels done right now, doctor Agerwall would tell me that I have diabetes right now. He would probably amputate my foot. Yeah, precautionary. That one peanut butter cup and that sip of but blast or whatever that is Mountain news Baja
blast. As we sampled all the quality new products that were advertised during the what I would have thought of myself as a healthy man walking into the doctor's office, I would leave as a man without a foot. Yeah, oh no, there goes Dinghu's foot. Weren't you shocked to see that they were all terrible? Not that they taste terrible, I mean some of them do, like not one thing. I mean, what's the most on the whole list? I read you, Mayonnaise is that the healthiest? Yeah? Or
Popeyes? Wings. I hit the age of it's incredible what we do to ourselves. Yeah, I don't know what the age is, but there's a point where you start going, oh, what are nutrition facts? And you need to like realize And it might have been thirty. I don't know what the age was, but there's a point we just guys can't do this anymore. Everyone goes through it at some point. Everyone does, except people with great metabolism, who I think. Don't you know they groom They groom kids
to grow up loving this stuff. That's where it's all start. Why wouldn't you love it because it's great, delicious kind of marketing. Look at the look at the labels on these things. Yes, yeah, we shouldn't groom kids to enjoy salads a lot. That's not fun. Then they have no hope. It's cheap what the world could be. The whole reason that we keep going is because the youth has hope and an optimistic view of what the world could be. We don't to try to train a toddler to eat healthy.
It takes time and it's expensive. It's so much easier to sit in line at a Chick fil a Ki is delicious and it's probably on the scale of fast food restaurants, probably one that's probably better for you. You have better choices there. But dude, it's hard. I try to cook for Malcolm, like damn near every meal and make sure he's got fresh fruit and stuff like that. He's never had a soft drink, he's never been to McDonald's. Really yeah, but yeah, you think there's not a cane's inside.
He doesn't know that that's where you get delicious chicken in a posty cup. Yeah, because you just have to. But even on there have to do it sometimes. Top thing total fat zero grams, zero percent. You're like all right, yeah, and then sodium eighty milligrams. Uh oh, carbs. I can't believe it's sixty two grams of carbs. Like if you're watching your carbs or doing a keto thing, no sugar allowed. Really yeah, yeah, but you can get away with ten up to twenty carbs depending
on your weight, like per day. And there's three times that and more in just this one bottle of greenish blue liquid that you're just gonna glug down. It's so so bad. I mean, okay, I don't want to be speculation, but is this like cancer in a bottle. Yes, yes, it's a legal right, it's it's everything. It's a legal in most
countries. I'm serious, And can't you know what my answer is? Like the one thing with Derek Chemical count let's do talk backs in a minute, says you're gonna get some feedback on this actually, which is very good. The firstless squeeze in birthdays? All right, Dear Derek Jones, Junior's twenty seven. Our MAV's friend MAVs Megan the Stallion thirty thirty. Yes, I call her MTS good. This is why I call her good. For you. The Duffer Brothers are forty. You guys know what they're famous for,
Yes, filmmakers correct, Yes, stranger things, yeah. Connor Oburst forty four, bright eyes, his bright eyes. Live in a world where Connor Oberst is forty four, little baby Connor. Yes, Brandon Boyd is forty eight, boy music lead singer brother No, and we don't even Mention boy Tendsley these days because of the allegations shaking incubs like allegations are always never far from where Kevin Turner is. It is odd Incubus is the band, and
I think Christina would be good to ask about Incubus. It's the band that I never got into, but it was the band that would sound like something I might have liked. But girls always dug Incubus, which I wonder. Is he hot? Maybe that's it. What's his name? Yeah, he's Brandon Boyd. He's had long hair and stuff. You could probably see it. Cool, tats thin, Yeah, oh he is real thin and tatty. Kind of gross looking a little bit, but also well happy birthday,
yeah, happy birthday. Yeah, congratulations for being gross looking gross yarm Yagers fifty two. Ah great? Uh, Birdman's fifty five, Chris Anderson, Yeah, no, the other one he's like ronically it's like a really basic name. Put some respect on his name. Christopher McDonald's sixty nine helped me out. This is a hard day, Peter mcgah, how old sixty nine? Good for happy Gilmo? My god? Uh back to your shanties, Matt Groening seventy your former employer. Yeah, it's graining. It's tough.
The way he says that every single time is it's graining rhymes with complaining. That's an easy way to remember it. But yeah, we all say groaning. If you don't know but it's Matt Groening number one hobbies collect knockoff Simpsons stuff. His Yeah, he has a massive house in Malibu and a whole like downstairs room with just the funniest, crappiest fake because for a good decade that was like a maybe still just an industry of selling fake T shirts and
fake everything. Only really interact with him a couple times. He doesn't have much to do with the Simpsons anymore. Al Jean the showrunner did absolutely everything when I was there, but Matt Granning would show up for the table reads and just kind of sit there and laugh and then leave and make a lot of money. I went on a handful of dates with this galp a long time ago, and the first time I ever was invited to her house, walked in the front door. The first thing you see is an entire wall
of her living room a dedicated Simpson shrine. You really like deaddicate. I'm talking every bit of memorabilia, candles like it was. It was insane the amount of Simpson's memorabilia this woman had in her house. Was she smart and funny? Let me put it this way. When I saw that, I knew how that was going to end. Yeah, yeah, how did it? We're not together, Kevin? Well, yeah, how did it? How did you? Honey? Mean you knew how it was going to end?
I just knew that. Yeah, if you love something that much, okay, Yeah, so Mamilla things that much thirty seconds. When I was in eighth grade and we graduated, we got a little cement block, like wet cement, and you could write your name and anything you wanted, the date, you know, and like immortalize your eighth grade graduation. So eight was thirteen, so that was nineteen ninety, so I got eighty nine eighty
nine, and I definitely wrote. I drew a picture of Bart Simpson, a decent one with like a word bubble coming out of his mouth, and with the letter you it said, you can't touch this if you walked the most nineteen eighty nine, God Keepsake of all time. Bart Simpson's saying you can't touch this, and that's how you were immortalized. That was my whole deal, in that concrete history. That was my whole deal in nineteen eight and that day and I'm like yeah, like and he also be cooler than
this and did what with that? And Danny's girlfriend from fifteen years ago, twenty years ago. Bought that concrete from you, and now it's sitting in the foyer some girl's condo, Lake Highlands. Talkbacks brought to you by Advanced Hair Restoration. You got a lot today. Here we go, good morning. That'll be hey, a couple of days. I played riv a couple of years ago and number one, one of the hardest walks on the PGA tour. So the grass and the fairway, the elevation, it's gonna be
tough for him even if he makes the cut, finish off four. Any other stat about Tiger Woods at Riviera, He has never won there, so do with that what you will. He's right, one of the very few courses Tiger never won at, albeit the one that he made his PGA debut on. This is a good one. Get Rory in the field. Oh we're loaded, dude. I'm going home. I'm a party and watch golf all day. Who's cooler than us? When do it start? Just got going underway? Tiger T's off at eleven? And is this going to be
on the television? To watch it online? Dude? Now they'll have all the featured groups and stuff on probably writ when we get home. Yes, I don't know I have Hulu. I just click the golf It's gonna be on ESPN plus Danny. Sorry, but you probably don't have You will give me your illegal stick? Just text me. You'll be able to see every
shot. I see you every day for more hours than I see any other human being in my life, when I think about more things than I need to to get a clone of your illegal TV stick that gives you all of the things. What's going on, guys? Hey, it's boy Mike and Gravevine. Hey, man, I got a bone to pick with y'all. I went to my damn flower shot ball the day to get some wife some flowers for yesterday, and they were all out of downbeat chocolate box of chocolates.
Man, I was like, what the Holy Nipper for hell? Anyways? I hope next year y'all get some more orders in boys, because we need them chocolates. I love them songs, and you know what, Katie, I love your buds holy nipples from Hell mans. His energy in our vein guys, fueled by Maha blast every day or our sugar rush hit the wall real quick. I turned around on that done. I come down is real. I think I see what Kevin sees. I tried it myself.
I'm please because I'm being carous. I'm a horse Dunton. I'm so good that I tried it the Freak Station that I like it. Thankful Kevin showed me to be a horse. Idiots everywhere I look. And tomorrow six am hour right, we're in the horse song. I guess I need to hear it again. We get into it today maybe if you want to. Does it say something about us that the people that listen to us are all complete morons? Yeah? Yeah, like seriously, wheat they're idiots? Yeah,
I love them all. They're proud of it and there are they should be. Yes, I'm leaving it all on my toots. I ruined my boots and ruin Joe black Tife air. I was the last one to show, but the first one to go. I'm sorry. I thought it was air and you saw the surprise and the fear in miss is that came out my dairy air. He's thirty seconds. I'll tell you what, mister and mister Smith Episode three, The Fark Comedy There is great. Yeah that's good,
A high quality fart comedy. Yes, well, I can tell you they both go for their guns and blame it on an intruder downstairs. Open the door. Yeah, it's so good, and the payoff at the ends great. It's kind of not a great episode though. But well, I can tell you why the Kangaroo restaurant went out of business. It's because they're serving kangaroo. Oh wait, wait, let's open one that sells draft meat, good old draft sandwich. It just sounds so good. Oh wait, wait,
hip hopotamus. Oh how about a good ham of hip hopotamus? The way one more Ryan oscerit. He would have gone on forever just listing animals. Here's the deal. The reason the kangaroo place went out of business. They were serving kangaroos. He's kind of right. It was one item on like an appetizer. It wasn't a kangaroo restaurant. It's not like the one kangaroo restaurant that they did open, which you're still up. I guess. Yeah. It's they had great food. Otherwise normal food. Do you guys
want to go to the Kangaroo restaurant tonight? It's just when you said eighty six, and I think everyone thought that was closed down. No I did the whole thing. Yes, the thing closed out last Sunday because because the kangaroo. Yeah, it's hard to take information. I was looking at all
that food. Hey, guys, listening to your food review stuff as the Mountain Dew Baha Blast flavor thing, you guys should really look up all the different dyes and chemicals and things that are completely banned in other countries Australia, the UK, et cetera. That the FDA doesn't even so much say a word on It's it's pretty nuts what we put into our bodies. Yes, he's right, And just in that Baha Blast blue number one and yellow number
five, it doesn't sound too bad. Blue number one connected to headache, digestive problems, skin irritation, and cancer. Yellow number one associated with skin irritation, allergies and asthma. And watch this big sip. I want a big zip right after I say that what a massacrest is the most American thing and it's terrible. It sucks. It's okay. So yeah, I never encountered a guy and I was in school either, but this one chick when I was in high school, bred a hammer to school one day and proceeded
to beat the living crap out of this dude with it? Okay. So if I like that guy, that's a new voice. Yeah that's terrifying. Yeah, but better than I better the guy lived. Yeah, I'd like to hear more of his stories and upcoming days, I'll tell your story when I got absolute not the New Orleans one when a friend of mine, a girl just drilled me in the face with a punch right in front of the actual food court with a huge window, and everyone saw it. Blood everywhere,
A little bit of blood. What dusted me in the face twice? I got punched on face by girls. Good morning Downbeat. Just wanted to let you guys know that coyotes are attacking people in Plano as well. I got home from work yesterday, stepped out of my vehicle and an anvil dropped out of the sky and took me out. Damn it. Danny, put down the water bottle and grab a g D Baja blast. Listening to you guys eat and drink stuff on air is radio Gold? What's the show you?
It's Radio Gold? To Roadrunner references in one day, yeah, stop station, oh kat my game dang bi yeah okay, I mean to start Oh yeah, it's a jump off point by Yeah. Oh yeah, it's damn near impossible to tackle Travis Kelcey. Of course, it's impossible to take a microphone away from him when he's in karaoke mode. That's true. Yeah, not only do you boys make the news if the lizard is found. And guess what, buddy, the crime Blasters have done it again, baby,
one for two. We got the coyote, and I think we're in great part. You know that result is in great part because of us, Yes, and no one else will spreading the words. Let's make the lizard. We're gonna get this lizards lizard. We're gonna ge two hundred bucks out of Kat's wallet. I can't like to see which one of you goes to bath and first to vomit. All at sugar Up like we're all going.
Well, we will be back tomorrow morning at six am. In fact, we will have one or two pairs of tickets to see the Dave Matthews bend in a new bit called the Phone, and maybe Mikey will introduce a new segment tomorrow at nine called Insulin Court. New character in Insulin Man shows up. Yeah, and then we'll have a little press, play JJ Action as well some movie news. She's got a couple of movie reviews as well on all the other stuff. Everyone have a good day, Ben and skin show
is next. Speak easy after that, Go Tiger for JJ Jackson, for MICUs Roy, for Danny Baylis. I'm Kevin. We'll see you tomorrow at six am. You may go your merry way. See men.