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Birthdays/Talkbacks/Skin

Mar 15, 202423 min
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Skin jumps on from the Hub in Addison, plus your many hilarious talkbacks and the big birthdays of the day.

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This is the downbeat on nice. Let's go Danny your hare Ben and skin Shoe at the Hub in Addison featuring Little Christina. Yeah, Christina and Stein and mid Mister Mid. Can I leert you a scam alert? Yes, only because I just so. It's major season Players is on. So I'm in all these pools, you know, And I had a Venmo some people and I just in the last three minutes got five emails from Venmo with different names requesting money. Right, so this is a request they can't hurt me.

And the message in the money it says Martin Miller requests ninety nine tone and the message says, your payment is now processing. If you do not make this transaction, call customer service. There's a phone number, so they think I'm gonna call that number. No, don't do it. I'm not gonna do it. But I just got four in a row. Why is everything? Yeah, unregulated internet, I'll do that to you. There might

do so. I don't know. I was bitching about the regulations of the Internet earlier, and maybe an unregulated internet would help with some of the scams. I don't know, I truly don't. That's a deeper topic for sure, just ignore everything and then it kind of goes away. Don't click on anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Man. The talkbacks have been tremendous today. I have so many. We'll do that in a second. I'm just gonna say the segment's brought to you by Alimal Draftouse Cinema,

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of our downbeat parts of gold songs, if you guys don't mind. This song is about kind of we're going to parade tomorrow, and it's a true story about the time I went to the parade with a buddy of mine named Jack. So, you know, amazing my old buddy Jack. He called me up. I haven't seen him since two thousand and eight. He said, let's catch up bed, have some drinks. We can meet down by the parade. I said, is that's such a good idea since you just

got out of AA. He said, it's all good. I've learned so much and it's gonna be a great day. So we took some shots, said we had some beers and went down to the blood party. Jack looked at me with his bloodshot eyes and he said, I'm just getting started. And I said, hey Jack, you lit hey Jack, You lit hey Jack. He Jack you let so as the drink support of the crowd grows more. I couldn't find my college buddy, so I went to Pete and I opened the door and he was in a poort a potty, but he

wasn't a moan. It was a sight to behold. Jack was in a crowded orgy. He was honking boobs, he was grabbing goobs, ramming a tiny man named Georgie. And I said, hey Jack, you lit, Hey Jack, you litch me Jack, you litten hey Jack, you lit strange song. It's a weird one, true though true, it's part even the little man named Georgie was that. That wasn't part of it the whole story? You an sorry? I know, right? Yeah? You another real story. So a friend of mine came into town, old Air Force

buddy of mine, and he brought a girlfriend with him. She's kind of hot. And I picked him up and I'm like, cool, you happen to be here the same day at the same panty day party. We'll go party. And they came with us and we all got absolutely you know whatever. Yeah, of course, And at some point his the girl that was with him went to the porter partty with another girl that I know, and those two girls went at it in a porta potty and a third person to

be not named. No it's not me, don't point at me. I prom okay, No, I mean, it's not me. Trust me, it's not that I'm not winking. It's not me. He went in the party next to him and apparently knocked one out by himself. What that was the closest he could get to Kathy Ireland on that Saint Patrick's day. So listening to the activities and the porta potty next to him was enough inspiration for him to be able to fight through the the jamison and and then knocking at

the were in line. Wow. Yeah, and he's in there just cranking rug couldn't hold the urge. He just could not. But it wasn't me. Okay, okay, But that's I believe the base of the story of a Jack. Hey Jack Eula you lit. I wanted this one too, because this one's all he said to me a little bit while I was testing out some of this music, I was like, it feels like kind of a NASCAR feel, but it is a new dance. The brad Shamrock Yes,

this was a smart trump song. I like this is free whine and Talladega is a Yeah, there's a brand new dance taking over the world about a man who followed his dream. You might know him because he is the voice of America's team. Do the sham Rock. Do the sham rock the Brad sham Rock, not Ken sham Rock. Do the sham rock. Not the Chris Rock, not the Kid Rock, not between the Rock Johnson, not the yacht Rock, not the Lobster Rock. It's the sham Rock.

He's the voice of America's team. The smattering, know, yeah, tepid smattering, you know, so ridiculous when he hits some Brad and shams like what, I didn't even put it together. I got it? Did you get it? When he said shamrock. He's the voice of America's team. So I was already thinking it he said the Shamrock. I was thinking that, like the PA guy, who's who does p at at Aten? And is it JFK. That's awesome. Yeah, they're funny that go get those

down. What's the next one going to be? Can we just wait till Halloween or do we have to be some fourth of July The Singing fire Firecracker. Someone said I can't wait to the Singing Chocolate Bunny. And I'm like, Easter like a week away, literally two weeks away. We're not doing that. We need two weeks away. We need to put it on pause. We're not doing the Singing World Series ring opening day, and honestly, I think we might have pissed off enough certain groups of people with our church

fails. I shudder to think what our content would be for the Singing Eastern. Yeah, let's not even do that. I think July fourth will probably be next. God, let's have a blasphemy free month. Yeah, yeah, all right, the Singing Firecracker, just singing Roman Candle or something. Birthday's a little Dicky's thirty six, all right? Two forty nine's today?

Eva Longoria and will I am huh? I mean okay? From Black Eyed Peas, Mark Hoppis of Blue one fifty two, Cancer Survivor, all right, Mark McGrath fifty six and Sugar Ray irrationally slandered by a good portion. Yeah, you support Sugar Ray. I absolutely support Sugar Ray. He might look like a doucheback and I don't know if he's a good guy or not, but Sugar Ray is just methodical pop music. There you go, so innocent. Now. What I do think sucks is Brett Michaels, who's sixty

one. I think there's no a lot worse than poisons poison fans my version of Home Sweet Home. That didn't change your mind. That's different. That's Motley Crue. Maybe every rose has its thorn. I think you got the two metal ballads confused. Every Oh my God, because every You're still in the night? Is that it? Because every bad boy has a soft side, Every rose has its thorns. Such a poet Brett Terrible. The Evanstone of Models, Round Yourself Fabio is sixty five, The Slander Evanstone. Evanstone

didn't get hit in the face with a goose on a roller coach. Getting hit in the face with other things, Yeah, got hit in the face with a bunch of hot dogs the goose DC night or sixty nine. What a day for rock boy fly Stone eighty one. I cannot believe his own Slyestone is still with us after everything that dude probably put into his body for the better part of forty years. There's a book about him that's out that I want to read. I want to as well. I love Slyestone.

That is nasty music, just nasty. I have so many talk packs, dude, so many. Let's get it going, Red Button. iHeartRadio app HI. This is Kevin Costner, despite the fact that I had to drive to Oklahoma this morning to crank a little rod to Kathy Iron one. I hear there's a Kevin bracket going on from ten to noon, and I'm up against some little piss ant named Kevin Turner. He better not win or else city's going to the train station. Yeah. I was a twelve in that

bracket, Costner a one. I think I'm at least a clear nine. Did you Did you beat him? I voted for you. It's still on. I think it's finishing up to We'll get more details from skin and nine twitter account. Nine saw them twittering that, yeah, it really is the only place. I got to googling thinking about Danny's live golf song yesterday afternoon, and it reminded me of when the station first started October twenty twenty two. In the afternoon, Soroid did some intro songs that I kind of remember.

He was listening off some off supplies, but that song reminded me of those. I'm going to make a request that you doest some of those back off and replay some of them. They're pretty damn funny. So I've got an idea to bring I do a little segment maybe next week, maybe in the near future. Downbeat Request Live. So there's any bits that you know of you want me to find real quick, I'll see if I can find him on the fly. If you want us to play a song, we'll

do it. To drop a topic and us to discuss it, we will. Okay, it's basically Downbeat Request Live and I'll see if I can. If I can't find it, don't find that. Don't find those. Those are the original fun Drive opens before we had a pro on board. Oh okay, okay, before you were around you and groups did those. Yeah

they are really bad. Yeah, maybe catchy, but something please no. Hey, boys, last night, when we were putting almost early to bed, me and the wife chucked him in, thought it would be a good idea to singing with a little song. Apparently, crank a little rod to Kathy Ireland was not a good choice. I don't think I've ever seen my wife more disappointed and ashamed of me, and man, that says a lot because she has sex with me. Anyways, boys, we're twenty two days

away from WrestleMania that showcase the Immortals. Mike, I love your fin Bond's happy weekend voice, Brody tired, Brody, He's sounded tired and like kind of giddy, like he was laughing, Yeah, half laughing to get through the first half of the talkback. Sounds like you didn't even want to do the bit anymore. Frank's a little rod to Kathy Ireland. Isn't a suggested lullaby for your baby? Yeah? I like it? His wife being the most disappointed with him. Yeah. And he's watched a pay per view a

dressed a Hoovitude Guerrero. I mean, what does that mean? I don't know what that makes. Some jokes just for him, Hoovitude Guerrero at obscure wrestler I could think of at the very at the moment, my god. Okay, pinch p i h pin p i n is pronounced pin right at h it becomes pinch. It's not pinch peen p e e n. That's something totally different. Kevin, all right, and uh maybe so Roy and Danny. You can have a talk with Kevin all right about what pene is.

And I doesn't want to say peach. I think Kevin's old enough now for you guys to have a talk with him. All right. We tried, We did try. We tried yesterday. But you know what, Kevin gonna Kevin. We tried it. We talked to him after every show, but to no avail. Say the word. I'm not going to change, not be me, I'm me, You be the word. Peach, peach, peach. I'm a great, big pot of gold. At least that's what you thought. Roll up your sleeves and take your arms and reach into

my pot. No gold, no gold, jaws grown beef, no gold, no gold jaws grown bee. That is exceptional, absolute, because you're not a pot of gold, You're a pot of ground beef. Hop on top of the podium, my friends, never going so far, No, he ain't going nowhere. There is no gold. It was a well put together song, jumped over Brody y. Brody's been up there. Plenty of time for stapping is up there plenty, Brody, you'll be the first to

tell you that wasn't his best ever. Yeah, me calling from the pond, wishing y'all are happy Croc Friday. I hope y'all are rocking your crocs. Ah. Anyways, just sitting here at the surface listening to this fisherman's radio he's rocking the freak. Hell yeah, bro, anyways, I'm fixing me go bite his hand before he catches my fish. Y'all enjoy the day, Bye bye, now love you. Everybody get clubbed on the head by a wife. Okay, that is not a top ground beef guy. It's

the ice scream man in for breed and no inforation. It's rabber double scream. I was literally singing that last night in the Kroger freezer isle. How do you remember that? He got all the nuance right, even scream with new expre It's roll ball dream eating ice cream. That's eating ice cream wonderful. It's the axe falls in fifteen minutes. That might be the best thing

that's happened on tradio. The Robert Deval ice cream song. I don't yes, yes, no, are you even sang it in the with a smack of his voice, mint it. I know you did those feeling I know feeling that song crazy Like it's me at six pm saying hey, Danny, I need this like I need something. You guys, gotcha, Kevin? Then we text him. He thinks, what's what song do I need to do for these idiots? Lyrics by Kevin. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Twenty four hours now, I'm miss tired, called in to say boss as

a liar. I guess I'm just gonna look at this magazine cranking Rod all day, Crinkle Rod to Casey Yarn, crinkle Row to Kathy Are and God, I love that freaking song. We all do, dude. I woke up singing it. I walked into the office singing it. And when Mikey entered that and I were in unison a little runt they did serenade me upon entry to that. I appreciate that. Four quickies here, scuttle but scuttle,

scuttle, scuttle but scuttle but okay, okay. You can tell the difference between an alligator and the crocodile just by paid attention to whether it's easier, Peter or in a while what I missed a lot of those words. You can tell the difference because if it says see you later or after a while, you call on, where we go on? You go on, go on about the Hey Danny, we're still gonna do kung fu in your garage this weekend. Get a couple of duck ladies and maybe some molasses.

Okayy see, that's that's a guy. Yeah, we'll get some sticky too, get the new room, a new room, theater massage. Let's go live to Addison, Texas at the Hub Sports Bar and Grill, where we're joined by Jeff skin Wade of the Ben and Skinchow. Hello, Joke and Wade. Oh my god, what an honor to be on Oh there, I am running into the microphone. What an honor to be on with the greatest morning show of all time when it comes to creating Saint Patti's Day song.

Okay, big qualifier there came in. But debate me and tell me I'm wrong. Where are you guys at and what is on the show? Okay, I'm really stoked because I wasn't exactly sure what this place was like. I'd never been here. It's not far from the station. It's at Beltline in Midway. It's called the Hub, and you walk in in it, you know you're going, Okay, this is a sports bar. But they have a really unique setup and that they have an adjacent bar called Ron's

Place. I s you know. This side that we're on is the sports bar Vibe and a great selection of beer and food, and all that, and it's also the kind of place that freak Jesus wants to spend a month straight because it is a smoking facility. Whoa. Then if you go next door to Ron's Place, it's a little higher tone. It's non smoking. They have an extraordinary selection of whiskey, Like, if you're a whiskey guy

and you don't know about Ron's Place, you're gonna lose your mind. And then on top of that, they have a great selection of craft beer. And to make it even weirder, the bartender is Tanner Elfinbind WHOA what I swear to Mark's sun It's Mark's son, and uh it's it's it's This is going to be a really, really fun day. I'm I'm about as excited for this freaking the weekend as any we've had. I did not know this

was going to be this much fun. And on top of all of that, if you get your ass here between ten and six o'clock, we are giving away MAVs Pistons tickets the final home game of the year. It's a Friday night, and that game, I'm just gonna go on record right now is saying it absolutely has playoff seating implications and so these are these are lower bowl seats. This is going to be an awesome day, and I would encourage any and all members of the Downbeat to get their ass up here and

hang with us if they have the chance. It's gonna be a special day. Get the golf on the TV for me. Okay, it's the players I'm hold on. I'm counting TV's with golf three, four, five, six, six TVs that are gigantic with golf on it right now, bitch, I'm headed out there as soon as I upload the podcast. I'm gonna go grab the kid. We gotta stop by the store and pick up some

toddler camels and we'll head your way. Yeah, I would love. I want to see Malki dancing like that kid, like that grown man that looks like kurbe Belich has and those Indian videos doing a little dance for Ben and smoking his tiny smoking man. My god, that is my favorite video ever. And Malcolm has similar hair to that man. Stupid he does know so dumb you all have fun? That sounds like fun. Wait you said, y'all, Danny, you just promised me in appearance with your kid. Yep.

Well we're getting out of here. Uh so your show starts on time. All right, there, you guys, put it in your mouth as I'll see you later. Jeff skin Wade, known for as many Kyrie Irving interviews, Ben skin Christina, Ski, Steve and Skeeve, along with the Speakeasy two to six All day Freaking the Weekend continues at the Hub off Beltline in Addison. Make sure you get out to the Hub and enjoy the day.

For JJ, for Mike, for Danny, I'm Kevin, and Danny's gonna send us home with his signature phrase, We'll see you Monday morning at six am. Happy Saint Patrick's everybody in honor of our great nation. Crank a lettle rod Jack, Katy Irelen, crank a letter rod Jack, Kathy Ireley creak let at the Island. Tell McPherson who

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