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Birthdays/ Talkbacks/ Goodbyes

Apr 16, 202420 min
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Celebrity birthdays following your talkbacks. Kevin leaves for Italy and the boys say their goodbyes.

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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven one the freak Baby, check the baby, check the baby shark. Mommy shut it do do mommy, shut it, dud, look it off. More shock do Mommy shark doty shot, Grandma Shark, Grada Shark, Grandma Grandma Shark, Shark, Atlantic Shark, the green Get off, my lad, You're gonna be fine. Someone came to the speakeasy remote last week and dropped off gifts for us. Oh yeah, yeah, for all of us. And I think is it food

now? Is it nerds? No, we do have a there's another couple of bags of those. Uh. But this might provide good luck for you on your travels. Good luck. They made his bracelets. It's just a trip. This one, I think so at fun tweets. It has his name on it. Yeah, kah JJ's here, says the downbeat. That'll help them identify the remains. Absolutely right, downbeat. Look at mine as little Miami dolphin colors. But if you, if you wear one of yourself, ing, this is great. Who made these? I don't know,

I don't have the name. Well, whoever did this, thank you. That is not the sweetest. The one is all the celebrities wear, you know, and then they have to wear them because their kids made them. Then they make hard hands to each other. But it has all the color our beads on them, and it's a little white things with our names on them. Very sweet, that's all a little conceited though, wearing one with

my name on it has your Twitter handles with her body identification. I'm gonna have to insist that you wear that bracelet, Kevin, just in case. It looks cool as hell on you, though, I think you'll be able to find me because of the flippers. Those will definitely fall off. Are going to shoot right? Then give them to me because it's a little bit inconvenient you're wearing the flippers, Kevin, walk backwards. We wish you nothing

but a marvelous adventure to Italy, my friend. You deserve a break and you deserve a very cool trip, and you guys are gonna have a blast. I hope you guys have some fun shows and really, Donnie's is going to be real glad. Why do you keep saying that? As we always say, a stool needs three three stands, three legs to work, three pegs, three legs. Marstool will merely have two legs tomorrow, and that will be more difficult. That's why we're bringing in intermittent temporary legs like Kevin

Gray. We haven't even talked to Kevin Gray yet. I bet he'll do it. You're saying that out loud and he's He's like, I'm not doing that. He's waking up. But I barely know those dudes and it's been a lot of time with him. Well, Kevin bon Voyage no safest of travels. I hope you have lots of lots of cannon canneloni. Yeah, lots of canialoni and pre marital sex. Huh yeah, we wish you Dale travels, my friend. No, oh no, where are your hans device

on the plane? Don't say goodbye? We have a whole segment to do, you know, and r're saying goodbye minutes. We're fine, bon Voyage, like anyone says that anymore. No, do you want us to come to the airport and wave wave you off? Uh? Yeah, Actually that's a little bit of an inconvenience. I could be down for. Looks okay with that one. We're rning signs. Yeah, all right, pe all right, what we got bandal what we got birthdays talkbacks. Birthdays today involved

one person who's dead. Big day here in this town. Selena would have been fifty three. Wow, shot or stabbed? Should know that shot shot. I don't know anything about Selena. I know there's some murals in my neighborhood dedicated to her. Yeah, but you won't say that her music's overrated on the air. You won't. I don't know it, so I will not pass judgment. I never knew the the weight of her cultural reach. Man, yeah, white boy. I had no idea how huge and revered

she was until after she had passed away. Well, yeah, and she was a kid twenty three. Yeah, that's a kid now, So where where'd she die? Crazy? Later, lady from her fan club killed her, Is that right? Yeah, which oddly enough spiked the interest in banned fan clubs. After that was shot and fatally wounded at the day's in in Corpus Christi, paramedics right a revive her. She died of hypovolemic shock.

I could be wrong. At twenty three. The killer, Yolanda Saldivar, was the president of Selena's fan club, the president who was exposed as having him Bezzel thousand dollars from Selena's earnings. Oh wow, I know that. I think she gets out next year. Oh, Kevin, like later later this year, next year? Yeah, get on this show. Maybe she could be the president of the down Beat Fan Club. I don't we don't need to have her on considering our connection to the Mexican community. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, we don't need to give her. No shine for Yolanda. No, I'm not gonna say her name Hispanics. Let me put it this way. I have a cousin named Yolanda. M hmm. That name is rarely attached to anything positive. Yeah, well, you're just applying it to just two. I know Yolanda's listening right now. She's probably on your head. Yeah, he's right looking at her wrap sheet, sveled down, wrapped up in a blanket. I mean, what, it's cold. Sadie

Sink is twenty two? Anyone? Nope, Sadi Sink Twiggy Yolanda Lewis by the way, Okay, First, she's one of the greatest people I've ever met. First name, Yolanda is her name? Is it? Yes? All right? Who's this no Stranger things? Redhead girl? I think I am interested in was also in the Taylor Swift video The Ten Minute Thing that came out a couple of years ago. Yah, I remember. Uh. The hottest one is Ethan what's his Name's daughter Maya Ho. Yeah, she's

kind of quirky, but she's a good actress. That's very good, and she likes girls. Really, the hottest fine let show about kids, I mean there in high school. I'll go ahead and cancel that interview request to Ethan Hawk for this week. Sure he works. His daughter's beautiful in a different way. Is in a different way than you do? Well, how do you know what I think? I know exactly what you think. I see years old. Well, her mom's Uma Thurman, right, she looks

like a mixed between them and Ethan Hall. Yeah, I've seen. I know what you were inferring, mister always incognito browser. I know what you're up to. Anya Taylor Joy total my dude. She's got a new movie coming out, The Horniest Day. I love her. I don't care The Horniest Day. She's like from Miami too. Yeah. I noticed your renewed interest in chess a few years back. Fortius day, Mike, is there more? Turning fifty two today? Antonio Alfonseeka the sixth finger fingered picture.

What fingers? Yeah, I have six fingers, get out of here. You know, is only put him in there because he played for the Marlins. That's the only reason I did that. You had six fingers. Yeah, Chancellor Rappers thirty one, just ten digits for him. So that chick

from what's her name, Anya whatever? Taylor Joy? I saw a preview of the movie she's about to be in, and she's the lead in the new Mad Max the Young Furiosa. Yeah, Fury oh please, yes, well, I mean it's it doesn't seem like it's an overly sexualized role. She's wearing a lot of stuff that helps her with sand and smoke and oil. Is she one armed or they probably show how she loses her arm because

Furiosa has one arm. I mean I think she's got a robotic arm maybe, but yeah, yeah, but they have to if it's the story of Young furios So they're going to show how she loves. That's probably that's the plot of the movie. You like, Anya Taylor Joy? Yeah, right now, right now today? Probably CHARLESE you like matures Charless is just fantastic for it is forever and she was in Monster stand on stand By Ladies and Gentlemen. Danny will get a five pack of impersonations that he attempts on coming

up soon. Acon's fifty one, John Cryer fifty nine, and Tony ALFONSEAKA. He's known for having an extra digit on each hand. Foot is he? I don't know you're thinking of? Is that Bartolole? He's got twelve pillars? Help he is? Martin Lawrence fifty nine, Bruce Bochie sixty nine. Boy again, that's our new Dallas Wings girl. Interesting now? Oh yeah, the w NBA. We're gonna watch some games this year, right.

He was picked fifth and overall, ahead of LSU girls Skylar Moore, Skyler Moore and yeah, Dallas could have had her, and I'm like, dude, we should have taken her Skyler Moore. Bill Belichick's seventy two, kream Abdul Jabbar seventy seven, Danny Billy west Is seventy six. Help you. He is the voice of can you do the full five Pack? He is the voice of Elmer Fudd Huntig for Rabbits, one for one? What for What? He's also the voice of Popeye the Sailor Man. He loves

Me Spinach Live for two. The voice of cripts aren't great, but the voices are very good. Progress the voice of Woody Woodpecker. Oh, I don't know, we'll give it to him. Is that what he? Oh, she's voice of Stippy. Huh, Stimpy, I'm running Stimpy. I'm aware. He was also Roger Clott Roger Clott three for five on Doug Roger, you were a Doug kid, weren't you love Doug? Yeah, misunderstood spear and Patty Mayonnaise, mister assistant principal, mister bone nineteen eighty three,

boys, JJ, would creak me up? Please? We're talking to Selena. Someone said, I'm already the president of the Downbeat Fan Club. I'm embezzling all the pussy for tickets. We're gonna find our bodies at the Como Motel. No, wasn't that Jady ring? I just hear drums? Oh this is bandal aha take on me? No, No, I haven't guess jan that's not it. I think it's cheap trick. I want you to want me? Oh nope, too slow? Saw Okay, So what we're gonna go with? Can you play again? Or no? Yeah? Plea

need to guess one. Uh did you say stray cats? Stray cats? It's not stray cats. No, that's not give us some more. I'll give you a huh. We just do that. It's not a Danny pick one. Man, We're never gonna get it. Nless you guess I need more instruments? Well do we need to get on the first time? We got a guess one? Okay, Okay, I'm sticking with you. Drink screw it. If you're not gonna guess it's wrong. Is just not stray cats? Uh, it's the cure? Is it the cure? Is it

a forest? No, it's not for in between days? God all by close to me, sounds like the cure. We'll guess it now. Oh that I'm still standing by God standing. Yeah, it's a great baseline. By the way, great, hey, guys, it's San Antonio. Man. I just wanted to say goodbye to k T. You're my hero. And by the way, I know where all your awards are. There's a storage closet somewhere in that building. Skin has been intercepting all your awards,

intercepting them. He sounded like he was on the links. The birds playing hit some balls on this weekend. Hi, good morning. This call is for mister Kevin Turner. We just wanted to let you know that your flight is still on time. Although we are rebuilding the two left engines on the airplane, we expect the flight to be on time and mechanics have assured me that even if only one of the engines gets repaired, they should be able

to still fly you at least halfway to Italy. And just a reminder, the average depth of the Atlantic Ocean is eleven The fun facts, I mean halfway he makes bad well and you're getting a refurbished engine. Yeah, it's a weird fun fact and I'm sorry. Hey guys, it's Cavio from Future Italy recording on talkback for you so that you can play it later. One you were right about to Morttella. Two the CSS are great, and three that pool noodle really came in handy later. Kevio calling from Future Italy.

Idiot. That's an idiot. That's a pretty funny, good idiot. Yeah, mister Turner, I was sitting here looking like why are you flying to Italy? And why are you scared of the ocean? Like it's like an hour drive south of BFW take thirty five egle right there walking ahead you and it'll be you know, a couple eggs down on your left. I mean by girl, I mean if you're playing does go down? I guess just called Jaja. She can be there in about ten regional joke, granted we

pronounce it Italy. If in Texas down halfway to Italy, then get more regional than that. That's very local and likely. K T. I just want you to know that I'm gonna be so angry if you're plane crashes into that ocean. So what I'm gonna do for you? Because I love you so much that if you're playing crashes, I Am going to O. J. Simpson, Danny and Siroy No. That way, they can't go on without you. So you can think about that while you're sinking to the bottom

of the ocean. You know, well, I least they're getting killed that to lose, lose, lose. I don't like that. Forget nuts and bolts. Those planes are held together by mainly tape watching them stuff over about helicopter. No man, I'll take the bus. Oh god he knows, and they did just last week. Authorized tape. That's Italy reputable adhesive for for wing wing and it's affordable tape. Yeah, but it's good. It's

good tape as long as you really press it on there. It was an odd moment this morning when I heard the family feud theme but didn't hear the question, and was just sitting there trying to figure out what these names had in common. Paris Hilton, Joey Buttafuco, Nilli Vanilly, Jennifer Aniston, David Hasselhoff. It would be weird if stars are rules are big and unclear. It's impending. Doom is oh so near. It should be called Kevin's

possible list right before the flight that should be missed. Don't get on that plane, Kenny. Just have his beautiful voice echoing on that plane. Walk down. Helloo, it's immediate brother, Luigi. I just called to let you know we had him in line and with him for you and the ROXI okay, Bra, the say flights. I love you, mother, Bye bye, Hello Dan, Hello, Mikey baby, they're waiting for you. They are open arms. Very nice one. Hey, Kevio, just in

case, there's been a good one. Thank you man, it's been a good man. I'm gonna miss you, dude, for real. Yeah, we're gonna miss you. We've become a pretty friendly, cohesive team with you doing most of the work. Yeah, just know that we're gonna have to do some heavy lifting the next few days. I'm gonna lift this blanket right onto my lap. We'll figure it out. Yeah, all right, Well, Danny and You're gonna be great. Danny and I will be in tomorrow

and Thursday. All of us are off Friday Monday, but a couple of days without our sweet Cavio and sincerely, man, have a blast. You deserve a little time off. You and Rocks are gonna have a good time going to Italy to day back next Wednesday. Basically next Thursday, you're back in town, but showtime Thursday. Back with us on Thursday. So for real, man, have a good time. You deserve it. Yeah, and we wish you Dale travels. Oh no oh no number three baby say goodbye and Italian peace out.

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