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Audio Bubblebath

Mar 05, 202418 min
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CHURCH FAILS!!!! Incredible audio of church bloopers.

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This is a Downbeat on ninety seven to one The Freak bumbleve thirteen minutes away from Danny's brand new song Insurance, which we played in the six A m allur and it made everyone laugh. If you missed it, lock in it's art. It is art. This segment's brought to you by Alamo Draft House Cinema. We have five locations in the Metroplex and we are hosting the Let's

Freaking Chill movie series and it's the Downbeats Month. To do that, I've put a little poll up at ninety seven to one The Freak on Instagram where you can vote what movie you might want to see. But we'll give you more details on that. Make sure if you're gonna go see a movie Doom twos in the theaters now, we'll have a little Oscars preview on Friday. If you're going to see some movies, Alamo Draft House Cinema is the place to be. I got some stuff for fun too though that's very topical and

relatable. Before we get to Danny's song. So McDonald's has announced a new dipping song, and normally I wouldn't care until I found something that kind of went along with it. It's a it's called wick Donald's. Sorry what they turned the m around? Okay, hold on, let us guess because I heard the news junky talking about this, but I only heard the name. I didn't I didn't hear the sauce Wick Donalds Wick McDonald's. Oh no, no, with worship worshister. It's a fair gas. But I don't understand

why it's McDonald's. I really don't understand why the w is there. It's a ginger, garlic and soy with a slight heat from chili flakes. So oh am in an article in Parade Magazine that says this should make anime fans happy. That's which interesting. I thought was an interesting thing for them to

say. But also when I found this dipping sauce ad from McDonald's in the late eighties, I thought you guys might enjoy this from the late eighties, It's like we go through a whole person now these are this is a chicken nugget. Nothing better. I love when somebody starts playing a piece of audio and you're less than a second into it and they stop it for commentary. It's such a great move I forgot. I love it. You should know

that these are puppets and uh their chicken nugget puppets. Okay, it's like we go through a whole personality change. Take Bobby, for example, no regular McNugget now, but one dip in that barbecue sauce and take on some tang barbecue sauce, and we've got the sauces that'll take you on a trip from the wild West to the far East. Mgatta mcnuggat same Shouldeman saur sauce? No here to please mc donald fames sweeten sauce sauce. Oh why well, I got a sauce here and can turn old Sam into a samurai.

Hot mustard sauce. Fantastic hot mustard. What a great idea. Okay, Jesus, what a great idea. I love it. Turned Sam into a samurai. Oh my god. And if you think the racism doesn't start there, wait until you get to this because to day we talked about earlier is the birthday of Joel Hoasting sixty one. And I remember a segment that the Old Downbeat did a while back. But some church fails, some warship fails. It's always fun when you get church band involved. And yeah, in

your in your praise Sarah or service, and things go wildly wrong. For example, my sense was like this just for the best beautiful you'll remember this, Mikey, Oh yeah, just waiting to drop the ball keyboard. He introduces the best saxophonist, great lead in. So I found some that is so good. I found some in the world of it's mostly the preachers. Okay, most of these are preachers kind of kind of messing up. How about this pair when they had a couple guys who were going to take it

on. I'll just tell you one's a white guy, one's a black guy. Figure out the rest. All right, there we go. Just want to let y'all know who we are. I'm Nick and together we are Nicka. What is that my kick? Wow? Wow? Hey brother Nick? I was thinking, oh my god, my god. Huh look at my African American over here. Oh lit, just wow, one more time. I know it's dangerous, but it's dangerous one more time. All right, there we go. I just want to let you know who we are.

I'm Nick and together we are Nicka. Or is that my kick? Wow? Wow? Hey brother Nick? I was thinking, wow, all right, you hear the audible groan anytime the subtitles have to put it italicized audible groan. You know things have gone poorly awkward laughter. Now how about this one though? Just like Aga more more, church fails when I ste birthday. Yeah, give yourselves a hand, man, It is so good for us to worship Jesus together. That is so good man. I'm sweating.

Hey, go ahead and turn to someone next to you and tell you, tell them what you're most looking forward to putting in your mouth tomorrow. I didn't intend to say that, what to melt down? A mess? Sweating in here? What a mess? He didn't have to try to save it. I mean, it does sound terrible if I'm assuming this is the day before Christmas or Thanksgiving. Yeah, stay on the high road. You know what you're most looking forward to put in your mouth? Terrible, But don't

let me say that. Yeah, not double down, don't draw attention to it. You move on. That type of reaction to that our hero, that college quarterback in his postgame interview. Our guy was like a dude's name Kevin, Yes, right, hero, more on him than a minute? What actually put ol K in front of a mic? Again? Just wait, this is another mess up. Just do this part together. All the earth will shark your praise. Here we go, but he moved on like

a proe. What about an s bomb? And if there's any doubt, God, I pray that they look to the cross where you bled and you die for them, so they're not to carry shame or guilt. God, they can just walk in the freedom that you have provised carry. You're like Jesus, you get me. The wheels are off at church? Oh my God, yes, right, we cling to Jesus, his death, his erection, his resurrection is our God. Is that the same people? No,

No, it's just all over the one. They've been captured. Hey, just talk for a living, just like us, and we've all slipped, I guess, or you know, you talk about our country, it'll sound really young and trying to be like cool with God. And say, if you're gonna say resurrection every Sunday, you're it's erection. Is gonna happen? Could happen, Could happen for sure. But also if you're doing your sermon and then you notice a kid in the back, you could just not

call him this and you lift your head. It's because you already believe you're saying, I believe you know, and we're just giving an opportunity to confess it before man he sees you a little guy in the back, A little guy. I'm not a midget. He's a he's a child. I mean, I want anyone to think I was offending a midget. He knows. No, we're going to play him on the radio. Oh god, he had a crowd. I think they knew the brush and some wet I just

my main objective is not to offend midgets. What are you doing some poor sap on an ovation guitar that's plugged into a bad PA. Is there really a greed? So? Oh my god? What again? Little guy, I'm not a midget, he's a he's a child. I mean, want anyone to think I was offending a midget. That's beautiful. Okay, this is just kind of basic, but a fall downs. Good. Thank you that you hear us, that you're for us, God, that you love us, and that you never fail. And we pray all this in Jesus

name everybody. We're good, all good. We need we need when Kevin passes out from a joke, we need. We're good. Yeah, we're good. We're good, all good. You were gone Friday. I fell out of his chair? What I went back? He did? You? You know it's so funny on Friday. Oh God, no, no, oh, I wouldn't trust me. That's my dream is that he tells a joke so good that he slides out of the chair and we're gonna get there.

Why did you fall out of your chair? He was just casually leaning back, and he took it back on the back wheels and down he went on the air. Now why because he ain't? Everybody we're good, It's all good, We're good. And I was hoping to a chair disintegration underneath him. But it was just lean and tump. Danny's song is coming. Here's another one. This is just a bad singer midst of the storm.

We can proclaim to it. And s Eve meant for evil. You turn it poor, you turn it forga, you turn it for a good even again already, but the even meant for evil evil, even in the but the even meant for evil. It sounds like the isolated microphone of Mike Rider at a ticket stock from twenty years ago. Even in the but the Eve men for evil, for evil, even in the evil, So yeah, Nap Nap didn't. He did even in the but the even meant for evil. You turn it poor? You did you turn it for our good?

Is beautiful? This is a drug him Phil that just I just love it. And listen to the crowd. I mean, the rest of the team that's singing here. It's like trying to find out when we come back in. So they didn't know what to take it from the drum. Oh my god, that's so good. I thought he was gonna start like doing a solo. Just knows where if you if you listen closely, you're gonna hear a guitar slide. You're gonna hear someone's hand on the guitar slide to a

new court position. I heard somebody in the background go wow, Wow, okay, last one. Then we're gonna hear Danny song. All right, please just play these for the next three years. If you don't want to hear smooth Himinal, do you whatever you got, man? I have two actually that I want to hear a smooth Hyminalle's No, Oh my God, devil, try to block me, try to stop me, but no, no, try to steal my blessing. But God said, oh no, No, I'm gonna send some angels to help my prim it. They're gonna

see my goodness in the end time, like the proof of Devil. Do you really think you can stop them? You can block them deadfle Do you really think you can stop them or block them Tahpo? Do you really think you just stop them? Are blocked them? Temple? But the power of the blood. You are defeated. You've been hit back. You've been stuck by the word of God. He had smooth him and had smooth the word

of God. He had it. Oh he had it. Last one here that is even what to do. He's trying to say, you gotta follow these good God. Now when you when you make a booboo, you should attack it, like Iowa quarterback Cade McNamara. One just being on the same page because we know these guys are gonna come a lot. I mean, there's but no, but they have like a seventy eight They're in a high seventies percent pressure. So I'd appreciate ifthning you guys posted a video of that.

But yeah, I mean, I mean we have to be on key with our hots. We got to be on key with our protection. So expected that Okay, draft this man today today, first round draft. A legend, not a future legend, a current legend. Yes, throw a jersey on him. A microphone. Now, this pastor did not handle it like you should have, like Kate mcnamurry. He was trying to say,

pitch his tints, Okay, tents. We were talking about lot and we were talking about Sodom and Gomorrah, and we're talking about how a lot chose to go pinch his tits. Excuse me, pitch his tints. Pitch his tents is what I said. And you heard nothing else here. This is church, my gosh. So he was pitching his tents close to Sodom and Gomora. And so what happened was when when he did that, he was

getting too close to evil. And I was challenging you guys to not do, was to pick frings that were going to lead you to the stop flopping, all right, am I right now? Holy cow Ellie, I hope this isn't a videotape. I have no job now, so that is I just renewed my faith. Yes, yeah, I'm going to church. Where does that guy preach? That guy's funny A lot chose to go pinch his tip. That's funny. Handle it because honestly, when I turned like fifteen,

that's all church was. Today is just trying to pinch some church camp. But no, the day off like a seven stop man. So there's all so good. It is so good. Yeah, no, it's really everybody, do you de feed it? Well? I tell you, we told you that it would be nine twenty. Look, I'll take the heat for this one. I'm a dirty liar, I thcause coming up in a few minutes Danny's brand new song that we played earlier in the show. And if you missed it, you're not gonna miss it. I don't tell you're'm

gonna miss it. You shouldn't miss it. It's brilliant, it's hilarious, and it's coming up next. Don't go anywhere. I apologize, but we'll do it next

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