You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak, I've done it. Hol Good morning o'clock, Friday, March fifteen, The IDEs. What happened today? Caesar got brutaid. We will get to that in this on this day in history, Mike in Dingo's morning News was just some mere thirty minutes away. I'm here to learn, and I'm here to instruct and share knowledge. I shall be here with my good friends, Mike Serroy and Kevin turned That's right, he's ding you. That's JJ Jackson. She's
a girl. She's great. She's a woman. Yes, that's what I meant. He's a damn woman. What's the food? Sit shout that window. We got something going on out there. It looks like healthy stuff. Does it look egg based? Well? The woman that's delivering it appears to be like a marathon runner. And I heard her talking to Anna about calories and fitness, so I'm assuming could be something good. I also assume that it's not for us. It's definitely not for us. Great it's about fitness.
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No, but Bo from the morning show next door was he's got his back to it said, okay, so if you look right outside our transparent door that we can see through, we're right next door to what is it over there in the Lone Star Lone Star and Bo Roberts, long time effing radio legend. Bo Roberts is out there getting some food. Somebody delivered those guys food which they get like two or three times a week. It's nuts.
And if there's a surplus, yeah, there's a surplus, they will open the door and go, hey, you guys want some food, help yourselves, Like thanks guy. We never you know, never infringe. But anyway, he had his back to the window, the window, and he's kind of leaning over and he's cutting something with a knife, and just the the visual was crink a little rod to Kathi yarling creak, a little rut to Katy yarling creak, A little rod Kathi l hell said too. Yeah,
it was a very funny. Uh. He was doing that, yeah, but hard sandwich like that the meme of the dude who's holding the American flag, yeah, or the serviceman and they're shaking it while then as anthems that part, he's just the Texas tech bell ringer. Yeah, working classic well, Happy sat Patti'sday nine o'clock a tribute to the celebration of the massive holiday because the prey tomorrow Solvis will be down there. We have the big, big, big party at nine GT. You ready all right, right
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ever wear this? Oh? Wow, what a week? It was fantastic? What happened to their pants? There's so much, so fast. They always do a bunch of sad stuff too though it's really it's always I always edit that out. Look, we don't need to talk about that one. So sad freaking energetic music and sound defects. Then guess who has a ponytail? We got Peters got a lot? Right? You got funny? Oh well we did. We never once talked about this, and Frank Clair,
I have just been whipped by seeing it. But what do you have the cliff notes for the Kate middle dude photo. This has been flooding my news source page that I go to. I have not clicked this, clicked on this one time. It's amazing how little we give a rat's ass about royalty, and how some people care a lot and some people care a lot. Yeah, you're right. Sometime us is like the collect of us in this
room. I heard Steve and the ben S again shown. I heard Julie talk about it, yes, saying last night I was even thinking should I grab it? And then I kind of went, you know what, I'll kind of just let them handle it. I don't really care to, which is kind of funny because The Crown is one of my favorite shows ever. It's incredible, it's perfect. But the modern crap, the Kate Middleton photo, I don't even know. I don't know what's happened. I will say,
so there's a photoshop picture. And she admitted that she had photoshopped it, but Jeff had heard something. Jeff on the Speakeasy two to six had heard something that I had heard, and I actually, I don't know, man, it's a wild allegation, but this is just something I heard, all right. So well, lludgit or gossip whatever that they were. Who's she with Harry? No, she's with the Prince William William. Yeah,
but her and William were having issues. He had been you know, I guess, going to bean snappers, but also that she was not willing to take part in something that he needed known as I can say, it's not it's not you know, anything graphic, but known as pegging. Okay, how how possibly would you and Kavanov have heard? That's what's crazy? As I was like, I can't, I texted him, IMM heard. I said I heard that too. You heard it? You know? Now you
hear anything? Where'd you hear it? Looks or did you hear? I did? Actually I was shopping for some fresh greens that she wouldn't peg. The that's the issue, this photoshop and the reality is something probably far more innocent, like he got caught going to mushy pea snappers. Well, she's I think she wasn't happy about it. It doesn't make sense of it because if you're in those man Prince Prince Charles, yeah, and his King Charles
Tampon situation, Yeah, Prince at there. I mean, they're all fooling around and that's not never fun for anyone. You know. They grow up in such a life of repression and strict guidelines and sheltered lives. They have no concept of what goes on in the real world, so their tastes, in their desires are probably so distorted and weird. It is a big story, but I think we've a choice to not really cover it. I literally don't. I've never even clicked on the Yeah, it just seems this photo
shop seems to be every where I look. I do you think Kate Middleton's hot though? Her Pippa, Pippa pig? Who's Pipa? Pippa's her little sister? Oh? Really Middleton? She and the family too. Mike, you haven't gotten that far in the Crown, have you? Where you get to meet Middleton? I have not watched the most recent season. It's good, it is, actually huh all right, sorry, I was watching the MAVs on w F a A the other night, which should have been the
big win over Golden State. But I saw a commercial for a furniture place called Home Zone Furniture. I'm assuming they're local, Yeah, I think so, And I just went that guy kind of sounded a little bit like Robert Duvall. I want to be clear, it is not a side by side. Is this a or not? But I heard a little bit of Robert Duvall in this guy's voice, and I thought I'd pull it because, you know, eating ice cream meat David home Zone Sofa Factory in Dallas. He's
been running factories for over thirty years. Let me explain how the furniture industry works. Furniture stores go all over the country buying from other factories that make a profit, and when they find it, you have to truck it all the way home to Texas. We are different. We're the only ones that have our own factory right here in Texas, saving you thousands on exceptionally made furniture. Exceptionally furniture. There's a couple of words, exceptionally made furniture.
Shaving your thousands on exceptionally made furniture. Coal. I respect that you're the only person in America obsessed with Robert Duvall impressions. Yeah, it's weird. I think it's so great to have you here. He's obsessed with accidental Robert Duball impressions. Exceptional. We can't pit because the crew chief is eating ish cream. It was insane. It's a message that he was sending coal. It wasn't that they needed ice cream, right, Yeah, for sure.
Now you're saying it wrong. It's ice cream? Are cream? Is it that old people put the emphasis on the wrong word ice cream? How don't y'all just run over to Taco Bell? Yeah, they do. They this first Taco Bell Taco BELLA talk about a couple of weeks ago we did or last week we did a collection of new church fails. Oh cool, what you might have missed last week? And I would say the feedback from this was great, Like people were like, oh my god, that was so
funny. I was like, well, we didn't do anything. I just found some funny stuff. Here's a bad singer from last week. You hear that? Or no, no, go ahead, I'm just listening something from last week here midst of the storm. We can proclaim to it insane, But the even meant for evil in the middle of a praise song for evil.
That was one of them. All right, we all ready A classic one that I think started this, uh this trend was saxophone man, that should that should be the sounder when someone makes a bad joke that's not very funny. The lady beat? Who needs that? The lady beat off the crocodile. Look, ye, look, even even John Coltrane in his most exp your mental phase never played that scale. That's a wild one, it
really is. Now I got a few more new ones that are just so so funny, Like how about this guitar, this heavy guitar dropping in here and heavy, Oh my god, I think Steve gave a little more than they thought he was bringing. Like we lift the hands to Jesus and we worship you are Lord. I mean, that's why you need to go to church, it really is. It's so bad for moments like that. I mean, if I'm in that service, I'm city there, I'm going just
looking around. Yes, I'm looking for my idiot friends to make sure that they're laughing to you. It's so stupid and uh so I got that one's great for clear reasons. Here is one that is a music stand kind of falling. Okay, the guy his music stand is kind of that piece of bread that you hold in your hand is it's meant to be a reminder. You have the whole band back there. They get the thing, they read
music on the video is great. Quickly picks it up and he's the video of the dude on stage right, just kind of sitting there, crowd. Sorry. Sorry. This piece of brand that you hold in your hand, it's from Paneram just a fresh baked here's a Pantera bread. We would never go to there to get our baked, No, sir, here's pastors up there hanging out. And then he gets a sneeze. With every head bound, every un closed across the room today, there's some of you who need
to begin a relationship with Jesus. Sorry about that. If that's you, you say, he would you just lift your hands. Oh God, I'm sorry, I was laughing. I need that all again. Him laughing is endearing. I love the cade. McNamara laughed after. With every head bound, every un closed across the room today, there's some of you who need to begin a relationship with Jesus. If that's you and you say Hey, would you just lift your hands, dude. This is during the invitational.
This is the end of the service, all right. This is when whoever deacon, pastor youth director comes out to the front. They get the music all just moody and right to just to tap into that emotion. You know you're feeling it. Thank you organist. And it's like, you know, if you're feeling the Holy Spirit talking, hit your heart and yeah, you want to join the Legion of Jesus. People come on down to the front. Yeah, and the guy just whips out a big sneeze part and he
can't recover. It's awesome, but Jesus, I mean, if I'm feeling in that moment of being led by this spirit to go down and join the congregation, shaken out of it absolutely real quick. But the laughing is great, Like you said, or Lens is our favorite Iowa quarterback cade Magnify one. Just being on the same page because we know these guys are gonna come a lot. I mean, there's but no, but they have like a
seventy eight. They're in a high seventies percent pressure. So I'd appreciate if you knowing you guys posted a video of that, but yeah, I mean, I mean, we have to be on key with our hots. We gotta be on key with our protection. So it was unexpected that, but I love him. He's the best. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. Here's another guitar failed, Danny. Okay, the guitar straps that happen.
It's happened to me a bunch guitar strap. Yeah, yeah, you've got your there's it's called a strap tree that sticks out of your guitar because of a guitar. I've got a diagram that says, you don't like our first year ago. Yeah, Sometimes it just kind of comes unhooked and then the whole headstock just goes barring onto the ground and you're or if you don't catch it. But it's one of the most embarrassing, awkward moments that you can ever have on stage. And that's happened to you a couple of times.
Yeah, and the guitar goes of the ground. You gotta, yeah, your headstock on the ground and snap it off of your neck. But that's why most you know, people realized that early on in their careers of performing, and they use these things called strap locks and they stay it here anyway, it was just the rhythm of a good player guitar player off to the side. He kept the gallon it one more time. Just beautiful.
Oh my god, it's so stupid. I think I love these so much because they're always in those moments that they are really trying their hard marketing cell with the emotions. And that's always another favorite of mine. In the church fails is the guy because a lot of these uh churches, and I've I've got really good friends of mine that have been doing this for decades that will
go play in these praise bands during Sunday services. I've had buddies and I'm talking about the most hedonistic knuckleheads that you ever want to hang out with at the bar on a Saturday night and it's midnight. It's like, all right, you want shots, man, I gotta go home. It's Saturday, Matt. Why I gotta go play in church tomorrow? Because they pay, Dude. It is a straight UH money paying gig. There's guys that have been paying their mortgages for decades. You no, I've never done one that
that are there. You have to be really good and be able. I'm not good enough to read music and all that stuff. Yeah, these guys can go in there and look at charts and play right along and they going there. These guys will work a ninety minute service and walk with sometimes a thousand bucks. Do you do this four times a month? Yeah? I mean that's your car payment and your house right there easily in insurance. And
they it's you can't say no to it. But it is funny when you get the amateurs, you know that they're kind of weekend warriors and we're gonna, you know what, We're gonna spice up our sermons a little bit with some exciting music for the yeah, and we're gonna do it in his name
and his name. And then you get these metal dudes that they're looking for an audience and they don't care, so they just get up there and it's like they've got their b C rich bitch guitar and I'm freaking Randall Stack with a tube screamer and they're just like, yep, I'm in church, but these are people and I'm in front of them. It's time to rock. Wo Yeah awesome. You remember last week we did the what should have been smooth hyminal oh yeah, but he he failed us. By doing it,
you've been struck by the word of God. But it's just smooth. Eeminal was there for him? What about the Bible? Shuffle to the left, take a step of faith. Pray once, this time on the devil. Let's stomp on tempation. Let's stump by bele side, real smooth. Now, pray shot right, but let's go, let's put let's go by the slide now, y'all. Now it's time to get holy. Right now,
Okay, here's the pastor here, before we begin, Let's pray. Let's pray heavenly farts, heavenly Father, our hearts, our remained, granting to hear the truth, to be stimulated to love you more. He thought through you can tell like the hip or hip. Younger pastors will laugh at that. Yeah, they see is not laughing. Before we begin, let's pray. Let's pray heavenly farts, heavenly Father. Wait far, let's pray. Let's pray. That's beautiful, last one beautiful. This guy struggled with the
word pretty easy to say. Everyone says synonym, synonym, synonym, duplication, and re cress. By the way, all of those are all cinnamons. Sinnam sit synonyms, synonyms. Does anybody else have trouble with that word? Please tell me it's not just me. So yeah, these are all cinnamons. Okay, whatever that word? Yeah, God, it's like me trying to say, what was it vile? It's actually really easy, viruless. I said it. I don't know. I got We don't need to
hear. It's time to go. Let's stay on time. Twenty four, twenty four, you're all right, top of the next one. I saved myself, coming up next to very virulin. Here's morning news. We now know what happened in the mysterious triple shooting near love Field from earlier in the week. Details next