This is the Downbeat on ninety seven to one, The Freak, the Ben and Skin Show and the speakeas you're coming up today. Tomorrow they will be out at the uh PJ Frisco. That is gonna be a fun ass time uh PJA Frisco a lot of live action tomorrow. It is the Monument Realty PGA District in Frisco and they're gonna be at the Top Golf Lounge. I think. Yeah, there's a huge putting green, there's these cool boots. That Top Golf Lounge is not just golf though, you can play these other
interactive games. It's just great. So make sure you get on out there tomorrow. We're going right, I want to go. Yeah, we're gonna play the Part three. Sure, we're gonna putt a little bit, Yeah, gamble a little bit. Let's go watch some Masters on the giant ass screen. Yeah. Audio up, I have to play that Part three course. Oh yeah, it's right there. So it's gonna be fun. Me an hour it'll take you to play. Yeah, perfect tomorrow ten to six.
Yesterday Mikey and I went to the Golf Ranch in Richardson Post of Videos on a D ninety seven on the freak on Instagram TikTok all that stuff incredible. I've been ten times because it's literally five minutes from my house. Mike's first time there, Mike your reviews, Okay, I was, because there's I don't make unless I'm wrong. There's really not many driving ranges in Dallas, Like there was one, remember that one where the Rustic is now years
ago that was used to driving range. That thing's blown out. So if you're not a member at a club, like I don't know where you go to hit balls. It might be the Top Golf kind of took over driving ranges too, And I like Top Golf, but it's gimmicky and you don't feel like you're actually working on golf. But this thing's a legit driving range. But they have the track man there, so you're it's like a mix between a regular driving range, real bucket of ball's field and the track man.
You're not hitting hitting it into a blanket on a screen. You're hitting it into a huge, huge field, open field. It's a driving range and it tracks your ball and you look at the video screen and it shows your ball landing on a famous course. Dude, you go and get a bucket of beers and gamble with your friend. We did the Approach Shot challenge on like Pebble Beach and every shot is between fifty and one hundred and fifty
yards and it's just closest to the pin. And if Kevin wins, it says kt Fun tweets one up and you play match play and it's act. I mean you can feel it in your hands, you know, if you hook one a little bit, you're like, oh, that's left, and it shows it exactly. I mean, it's so accurate. I was blown away at how fun it was. Can you do a reth so you can watch your ball on what it's doing in real life, and then you go to the screen and it'll show you a replay of what is No, it's
showing it live. Can you hit it to similarly see what I did there? Again? Well, you can just see where the ball went. It shows the arc of the ball and the trajectory and your ball speed and clubheads. It shows all that stuff. I've never seen anything like it. It's so cool. Look at me. There's ten different games roughly that you could play. Longest drive Mike bashed one three hundred and thirty yards bashed. I went behind. Well we kind of throw back out a little bit too.
We're trying to. But there's a bunch of different games and you can play courses. They have different courses, like they have the PGA Frisco course on their fields East Pebble Beach it's next to Pebble Beach on the thing, and then Pinehurst and all these like legendary courses as well, and you can play those. We didn't really get through. We played a few holes and then we started playing some of the other minigames just because we were there. And
but I walk up there. They've got a huge putting green as well, you know, and use it, and they they have these bays. I walked up there and the cashier's got a free cat on, so it's up, dude, how you doing. And you basically just get your bucket of balls and you go to these bays and the kiosk looks like a Sonic drive through screen. It's about that size and you can just have fun with it.
If you want to download the app and personalize your stats, if you want to come multiple times, you can, Like I've got the app because I go there quite often and I just load up my information and I can like try to beat my scores and you get on like a global leader board. But I don't know, man, it's it's next level. If you're a serious golfer, great, if you're have never played golf in your life, it's great. It is literally for everyone. You could sit there and
watch this. Hell, I hit six out of nine fairways I did. I hate it four, but it's just it's out same. I'm you know, Mike, Mike's seen a lot. This is a man who has learned a lot in his life, learned. He's well traveled. I'm well learned. Hey, okay, he's livid. I know what dare stands for. Yeah, he's done things, education, done things. And I was like, cool, if nothing else, we'll go hit some balls. Yeah, and yes, it is absolutely just a driving range. But I had no
idea that the track man even was that. I mean, I've done track mans, but I didn't know that that accurate. It was like ten of ten fun. I kept looking back on it. I can't believe how fun this. We stayed longer than I think we probably planned on staying too, like cause just having a blast, and I've gone with like Rocks has gone with me and she's like, you know, sits there on her phone and you know, oh yeah, good, you had a good shot. You hit a golf shot. That's a good golf shot. Uh, nice golf.
But but then but playing with Mike in the competition and that element was a little different. That's the first time I'd gone, and what a playing partner match play. It was great. So the Golf Ranch in Richardson. Now, I do not want to speak out of turn here because I don't know what's official and what's not. But I think there's the potential and I'll find out more that if you say it, go and say that you listened to ninety seven on the Freak, they'll give you a free bucket of balls
to start out. Really, yes, you say I listened to ninety seven one the Freak. I need to get confirmation on if that is official and if that's for sure going down. I mean, it doesn't hurt to try. But I'm sitting here. I knew play try every restaurant you go to, every business, Yeah, I get a free app if I mentioned the Freak, Yeah, we're appad that works. One in ten It was like, I don't know, you know what it sounds here is just count onion
rings. So yeah, but it everywhere. And I'm not just saying this because I've I've been like Kavanaugh has been there many times in the past. It used to be my brother went to U T. D. We used to go hit balls at there. It was just a driving range. Go grab it. They've updated this with this technology. They've elevated the experience they have. It's unbelievable. And it's not snoody. It's not like overly overly at all. It's a driving range. It's come hang out and have a
good time, beers. I know they have wine, selter all that stuff. They had nine whole par three course. I mean, dude, I'm I had so much fun. Yes, I've gone and played by myself by playing with you and just the I will go with the element next week. Yeah, go every week. You could go every day? Could you go every day every No, because you're back absorted. That's all that masturbating you've been doing. Kind to set that record. He's Danny, here's the audio
bubble. You got eighty four any Mikey, he doesn't aye, Maybe for twenty the rest of twenty twenty four is live audio bubble. All right, Maddy, we're gonna do the audio bubble, brought you by Albo Draft House Cinema. Tuesday the twenty third is where Ben and Skin will be showing mcgroomer at the Almo Draft House in Denton. Go see mcgrewer. Ticket's only seven bucks ninety seven won the freak dot com. Space is limited, so go
get your good tickets now ninety seven one the Freak dot Com. Mcgroober April twenty third, Sign of Civil War drops tomorrow. Was considering seeing that tonight, but I think of a meeting. But we'll see. Let's do the audio bubble. Guess I got a lot here. I want to start with a couple of things that involved I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna save the golf stuff in case people don't hear golf. Okay, fine, I'm gonna save it. This go back to a time when there is not a lot of
people living up north here in the metroplex. In fact, I found this. It's a news report from nineteen eighty five. Danny, your high school team, had you guys played both ways? Yeah? I mean I remember playing on a varsity team. They had to call the freshman up because five seniors got caught drinking and couldn't play. I played varsity my freshman year because we needed expanded rosters in the playoffs in case anybody got hurt. I remember
we had sixteen people on the football team. I think we had more than that. I think we had a closer to thirty. Would you guys like to take a guess at what the population of Prosper is right now? Yeah? I don't know. Two hundred thousand, thirty eight thousand of around oh right now? Yeah, okay, I know nothing. Two thirty eight thousand, nineteen eighty five. Here's the story of the Prosper football team who had
some guys who weren't making the grade. The scoreboard is no more plays to be recorded for the last four games of Prosper's football season because five of seventeen players didn't pass all their courses. The football players who passed are now practicing for the basketball team, getting a practice jump of at least three weeks on most of their competition. Even those who failed can practice during school hours,
and a school the size of Prosper eighty six strong. The faces that make up the football team shape the basketball team, the baseball team, and the track team. So for some I'm really disappointed. I wanted to play bad. It's a shame we can't finish the season. But for others, oh way, do you think that gout passed or not? It's a shame we can't finish the season. It isn't back. Look, I get it,
you gotta make your grade. But if your school has sixteen people or or eighty six people, eighty six people, just let the guys who failed play to keep it going. They were smaller than NOx City at the same time, they was yes, wow. But for others it didn't bother me as much because I didn't want to get hurt. So like played basketball a lifebug. Prosper has nine players enough where a basketball team if none fall victim to
no pass, no play. I feel like some of them has learned their lesson, maybe the first time around, and then it's a hard lesson to learn. But I don't I don't anticipate any failures this time. But they realize that even without no pass, no play, they are fighting a numbers games if you have a small school, because then the little numbers can get you down. And like if enough people will come out, Well, then you can't play. The Eagles are hoping to beat the numbers game next year
and fill up these stands once more. It is the smallest stadium you've ever seen. She's in the stands doing that report. Believable eighty six total. My nuts off. They're now thirty eight thousand. Yeah, they have almost notion oh out of that school at school that's at thirty eight hundred, about almost four thousand students at Prosper High School. Incredible and ninety five and forty years Is that wild boy? And that must have been you would know?
Is that what a culture shock for the long term residence there to see far in Dallas and just this kind of small little town. It's like the Dallas spread spreads like a like an amba. It just swallows up, you know, all of the land in between these tiny towns and turns them into vibrant, huge suburbs. It's amazing. It's all connected. Now this is a listener sent this to me. You know the bit where Skin gets up and walks and every time he takes a step he farts. That's not a bit,
that's real. It is real. That's live audio. A listener sent this to me. He said, I did the skin walk. We were leaving a party. To me and my wife were leaving a party, and my neighbors actually caught this on the ring doorbell camera. So he's walking down the sidewalk leaving the house and here comes the skin walk. Yeah five, And I thought he was a little sheltered, even funnier as him at that party, trying to not fart for hour and a half the second the door
shut. Love y'all. All right, thank y'all. I love you. More listeners and audio and you can always send me stuff if you have it at Kevin Turner at iHeartMedia dot com. This listener is dining at a breakfast place and then it has a curious request towards the end, I'm doing well, I think he wants. And then I'll have music and everything vagel with Prince please. And then I just walked through your plural area. Do you have the Dombat singing box of chocolates? It's like a box of chocolates,
the things when you open it with an inventory that's a hero. I'd like to order the Downbeat Singing Box of Chocolates. Imagine that poor server huh, she said, so I'll check the inventory a little lie, little lie beautiful. But she definitely asked the manager though, right some kind of singing the chocolate box. I am asking to the table twelve down beat, she says, singing chocolate into the confusions as it as it gets, you know,
passed on the game of telephone gets even more confusing. Some down beat chocolates that talk what And they just brought her out of chocolate cookie found it and then the whole gather the staff and they sing while she needs the cookie. It sounds like she's like a brunch too. She got the everything bagel with cream cheese and the downbeat singing box of chocolates. It's all your floral section. That's not just ground beef. Such a good play. I laugh every
day. Yeah, the idiot, Danny, that was Halloween. I know there's no candy, no candy, just ground beef. Why I got a little bit out of order here. This is actually a lady whose older lady, Her and her husband they take a fart walk like around the neighborhood for health. Going for a fart walk after dinner is something that's going to help you age wonderfully. And if you follow me, you know it. My
husband a nine glot for fart walks most nights after dinner. So about sixteen minutes after we've eaten, we put on our running shoes and off we go. Now why do we do this, Well, we eat a lot of fiber, so we have gas everybody times. And uh, you fart when you walk. So that's why I named it that this lady goes on a fart walk. So if you guys want to live forever, go on a
fart walks. That just as homeboy was farting it up every night after dinner and she's like, you know what, Jesus, not in the house. He's getting fat. Yeah, I need to somehow get this guy to go four walks. Anyway, she also wants to fumigate her home and keep the farts out of that not in the house, Ted, put your run and shoes on. We're going for a put your zero rails like three times this year. Now stop farting into the curtains. What guys, warning, we've
entered the master's portion of the audio. Yeah, now you remember actually why I was talking about slow play. This is the audio from Brooks Koepka explaining his tactics to the media a few years ago. Usually, if you're put on the clock, it's because you're slow, and guys keep being put on the clock, keep doing it, keep doing it, and they're breaking the rules, but no one ever has the balls to actually analyze them. I kind of it's probably bad to say, but I've kind of got a different
approach on it. I try to actually slow us down, which is part of the problem. Some of these guys are so slow. I'll take my sweet time getting to the ball, don't have to go to the bathroom, go to the restroom and just kind of chilling there for five minutes. So we get on the clock and then now we're playing at my pace. You know, it's probably not the right thing, but it is what I do. It's it's essentially cheating, but it's strategy. It's not cheating. That's
too okay. It's it's towing the line though, it's towing the line of pine tar on the baseball. Yeah, I'll give you that. Yeah, So you go hide in the bathroom just so you get bogged down, and then you're playing. Partner has to spe Yes, it's a reverse psychology too. Yeah, it's not cheating until somebody of authority tells you it's cheating. Yeah, where they make a rule saying no potty breaks. Brooksy think he gave a crap. It's like, I'll just tell everyone, here's what I'm
doing. He's had a lot, a lot of fun with Yarrell hatt And you remember him the other day. Well, i'll replay this. He hits a bad shot into the woods. I can reach the streets on it. More bounce that was. It's fine, He too, will be in the Masters today. There's your tearal hat and that's just last weekend. That's not like classic audio. Yeah, that was like last week. If you see Arrel Hatton, keep an eye on him because he is just always about two
degrees under boil. I'm pulling for him. He's great. He's gonna be great too. Him on the near the top of leaderboards on It would be fun because then then I have to show every shot and watch him just losing a long and go ahead and bring the faders down on the Tyrell Hatton microphone feed. Please. Yeah, we're gonna just go to us in production, Super Christian and Scottie. They can go full volume between him and his caddy. Here the whole discussion, all of it. Let's just turn up the
birds. Here's happy on sixteen's and c he is the golf volcanover sure if there's something about the gentle delivery of the the euro accent though that kind of makes it a little more. I don't know, it's not as bad. And I will remember wank bounce, a wank bounce for every if and wank
blounce. Tiger Woods is also playing in this year's Masters. Guys looking good from what we hear right way, fourth cuts, looking good and he looks fit, like saying, Zeke looks good and uh yeh running around he was off air it Yeah, so Zeke run around cons he looks good, he looks ready. Of course Tiger looks good on when well, it's better than them, saying he had to use a walker to go to the driving room, which yeah, might be true him out there. Yeah, but are
you officially at Tiger make er miss? I think he's gonna miss the cut. Twenty three straight cuts made of the Masters. He knows his way around. He's not missing the cut. That a boy away. Tiger's in this thing. Tiger making the cut. Tiger ain't gonna win, but they're gonna be talking about him on Sunday. It's twey through straight ers at twenty three total. I think because he's played in twenty six Masters, I think did he miss someone? I think I think the number is not the twenty four
is the record's total cuts made? Oh? Really, it's not in a row? I think, Uh, that's what I know. I'm pretty sure it's in a row. Okay, Well, either way, he's playing and it reminded me of this great moment from the SP's in the nineties. Tiger was that about? That? Is that for Courus? Is that for Golfer of the Year? This? Uh? This asps and you know who? I feel sorry for? Our f Fox is the other two guys nominated for Golfer of the Year. These guys getting ready and I was like, hey,
honey, have you seen my textedo? No? No, not the good one. Don't want where when I'm gonna get my ass kicked? Have you seen that one? Erniel? Feel right? Damn it? I gotta go tonight. The other two guys nominated for a Golfer of the Year. In like the heyday of Tiger, he has gone for twenty four straight? Is it straight? Okay, here's the record of twenty three consecutive with Gary Player and Fred n I don't see it happening. Come on, Kevin,
you gotta believe in the big cat Kevino. Can he keep it over? Four over? That's a that's a predicted cut line? Four over right now? Yes, he can move, he can. This is a guy who I don't even follow anymore, but I did back in the day, and he used to make a living by, you know, doing podcasts and stuff, but also doing like bits, taking sports things and doing voiceovers of him and he had some funny golf ones. I don't know what this guy's up to. Guy, not the British guys, the other guy. It's the
American guy. Alright. Here's John Daly golfing over to Daily on thirteen, and it has been a disaster for him today. He just does not We are getting news that Daily went on a serious vender last night. Excused my language, but he showed up at the golf tournament today with white powder all over his nostrils. We're looking into what that substance was. And it has just been a mess for John today as he just says hip. He just says it, and again, excuse my language, but the club goes into
the water. That's gonna make one happy fan who goes to pick it up. And then you better be careful touching that anyways, he's happy about it. Less than life here. Kids don't do blows over to Justin Thomas on twelve. Why wasn't a life here? Kids? And I don't do blow Do you remember the time Phil at the US Open lost his cool and got ten on a hole? Well we got that, Yeah, we cut over thirteen, Peter. Phil's got to be real careful this one. This is
a quick pot. It's going to move about a foot left to right. And again this for Bogie. Not the best day for Phil is he hammers that one, and that is going to look at this, it's gonna go all the way down a false front is. Phil kind of playfully chases it, but he says, freck it. Oh my goodness, he said, it's my birthday. Usga go off. I don't give it about anybody. Guy loves to gamble. Here's a little six footer for Phil and they're gonna
have attack on a two stroke penalty. Oh boy, it's been a trade wreck of a hole. That's a ten for Michaelson as he lasted off with the grizzly bear he's paired up with. But we are going to now cut back to DJs as he hit it there on purpose near the bathroom stall. Who's that guy that does all the voiceover sports. It was Bob Minry. Yeah, Minry, that's right. But I think, boy, I don't know. I don't ever see anything about it, not recently. I did
like one he did with Joe Flacco one time in a football game. Shotgun takes a snap, Joe Flacco looking, rolls to the right side and there is running room twenty fifteen. Oh my god, his head fell off. Wait, no, it didn't. That was a football But anyways, we got a brawl going on the field back his head fell off. What in the world, Although it's crazy, is that I could see that happening in a football game. At some points the head fallen off. Yeah, do
you understand, didn't you? No? No, no, your head is not going to come detached from your body in a football game. It takes a trained samurai sometimes four to seven cuts to sever your head. A guy coming at second twenty five miles per hour, like full speed twenty twenty five miles per hour right at your head. You're telling me you can take that impact. Yeah, Well it's like for a long time on a lot of levels, and we've never seen even a partial detachment of a human head.
No, it's hard to remove a head. Even the gear trust me designed, yeah, to remove heads would often take two or three chops. That's why they had to retire it. Yeah, Kevin, human heads attached. My last golf clip of the day as the Masters kicks off in three minutes and thirty seconds. Three minutes Jeff skin Wade with supermodel Paige Spirits a man, we have an action packed five o'clock hour with a special guest in studio. It's Spades. I'm already starting bolt. Sorry what page, I'm melting
down? Page Sparrinak who is here for the Byron Nelson man? We have an he has never heard a man melt down like that in front of a woman, a beautiful woman, and he's trying to like he's probably sitting up in his chair, you know, Dave Lane at the Old Barley House. Then good lord, Spage, I'm party, I'm sorry, com PARI come Pari. I want to come Pari play again. I don't care. I love that man. We have an action packed five o'clock hour with a special
guest in studio. It's Spades. I'm pready starting bu Sorry what page, I'm melting down? Page Sparrinak who is here for the Byron Nelson? And she's just still cleavage and beautiful eyes blinking at you. There's been what is happening? The nut kick on that show is instant and I do respect. It's that's lifelong friends right there. That was because of our golfing yesterday. I got to listen to a good amount of Ben and Skin no nap, and that's a funny show. They're hilarious, very funny. Ben said the
croissant is the Cadillac of breakfast breads. That's a that's a week after saying that meat love is the sausage of beef, and meat love is the sausage of beef. Yes, no, he's spot on. The croissant is the Cadillac of breakfast breads. Yeah, I guess what's the pretzel bun? I don't know. We can get lost in that well benet Skin show, Yeah, nothing funny. What'll happened. They'll be giving tons of Masters covers. I don't think they said the M word at once in their show yesterday.
They won't. You won't hear one time, which is ridiculous because skins, he loves golf, he used to. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. He cares about anything. No, he doesn't. He doesn't in his little suits wears on TV. Little suits. Okay, let's get out, talkback. Are you even awake right now? You look, and we will have we'll have something else I've got for you, guys. I've got a bit of a bit of a nugget for you that's going to make you cream your jeans next Ti