You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freakin God dreams. I'm true and I wonder if you know. There's a whole Wikipedia page Danny for aviation accidents and incidents in the Atlantic Ocean. Oh, we'll be going through these one by one on Wednesday. As we say goodbye to Kevia, we wish him Dale travels. Don't wish me Dale travels. That's the
worst thing you could do. We wish you Dale travels as you had thirty thousand feet in the air, probably higher, not Dale travels over a deep, dark ocean. It's gonna take. It just doesn't make sense if you if you really think about it, getting on essentially a tiny flying tile and all over the second largest ocean on Earth. You you're gonna be in that. It seems like a bad plan, doesn't it. Yeah. That stupid metal tube with some silly wings on it. Yeah, well the wings will
stay on, Yeah, these wheels will be fine. Yeah, when we land, it's gonna work. It's gonna work. There's one of those that did stick with me though those incidents as a kid, and it has created a large part of my fear of the ocean. And I don't know which one it was, but I remember them talking about finding the body and the body was puffed up like a puffer fish. The bloating is incredible. Yeah, Like, plus you're gonna be flying through clusters of Iranian drones. Yeah,
hey man, that was wild, wasn't it. Yeah? Well, when you get your golf coverage broken into by a special report from CBS that World War three is beginning, whoa whoops, back to the masters have a great day. I was like, well, is that all? Is there anything else we need to know about it? Is there? Are they going to respond? They were very quick, But that was that was That was a wild way to learn. I don't know. And then it just reminds
you of George Bush knocking the ball down the middle of the fairway. Get them terrorists. And watch this T shot. I think I have it. I'm looking love. This is one of his favorite pieces of audio. He says he doesn't go a week without thinking about I don't Matt. He would creak me up for a minute. I think I have it? Oh me once? No that's not no, it's not that one. This one. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road. That's not
it either. It'll take time to restore chaos. Okay, not that one. This one. Maybe it's this one. I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe, and I believe what I believe is right. That's not the one. Sorry, it's this one. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorists killers. Thank you. Now watch his drive and crushed two fifty
down the middle. Yeah, Birdie time, it was what a gangster under restore chaos CBS special report though Israel is attacked by Iran back to Golf, I was like, heavy, what that's kind of big? Jim nantz is going and we think our correspondence back in the newsroom working on the chaos in the Middle East over the twelve Homa for Pond, I mean just crazy. But yeah, I'm sorry, Noah, that's all. I just had one of those big fights that crashed into the ocean, stuck with me as a
twelve year old, and you don't forget it, you know. I think we'll be fine, probably, but I mean, yeah, I'm hopeful, luckily, I hope you were just take off. Watch a movie nap Land safely in Italy. Hope that's what we want. But even help if one of the two main companies responsible for all of our intercontinental flights were not cutting corners right, actively cutting corners and having their CEOs retire, Yeah, they just leave, leaving millions and millions of dollars in salaries. You'd only do
that if you knew it was about to get worse. It's not like there's blood on our hands, because you won't see the blood of the people who disappear into the North Sea Bermuda Triangle. They say, the best way to know when you're on a plane that something's about to happen is if you feel even the slightest bit of turbulence. Hush a little bit. Yeah, So if you even feel like a little bump or something, you know, get
right with the man upstairs. I'm I'm taking a flashlight and I'm actually going to find a way to maneuver onto the tarmac and make sure all bolts are tightened. Okay, I like that. You should do that tonight. Well, I don't know the plane number yet. I have a little more recon to do on that. We'll figure it out. See now, I'm nervous, Mattie. We hit the introth tam Atlantic bath. I won't like it.
I don't like it. You can joke about my demise and then I'm gone, and you know, back, I wish I wouldn't joke so much about the demise. Feel awful kidding me? Pull the tape and play it for years. It was so funny when that happened. Already called it if you're taking an Atlantic bubble bath with a rubber sharky, that will be really really upset. So uh. Coachella was this weekend and it was streamable on the YouTube. So you get on YouTube and you can watch it all if
you wanted to. I actually watched a lot of it on Today is It and it's terrible. I watched some of it really not good. But all I found video wise was like user footage. Is there an official thing? Yeah, on the Coachella channel, but it's live. They don't go back and show you what happened the day before. Because I watched some some Lona del Ray stuff which I was interested in, and I saw her performing with
Billie Eilish. It was really good, but you know, it was some idiot with a phone yeah, Billy jumped out there with Lana del Rey on Friday night your Saturday headliner. I forgot who was Saturday. Actually, I know that No Doubt played on Saturday night. They run Olivia Rodrigo on stage. They had a lot of stuff going on, But one of the people who was asked to perform at Coach Ella on Saturday was Grimes. Mike, do you know who Grimes is? Uh? Yeah, I know that was
uh Elon's X. Yes. I think they have fresh babbies together. I think they have two. And they've got weird names, yeah, with numbers and x's in their names. So Grimes used to sing and maybe she still does. But this was a DJ set, which I didn't know, and this just happened to be on because they had like a four screen thing and you can kind of just jump around. Well, I just happened to go,
okay, what I don't even know what Grimes looks like. Let's see, you know, and it's techno EDM type music going on, right. But I happened to see this live and I had no idea at the time that it was going to take the Internet by storm the next day, but it did catch me a lot. I was like, this is insane. What now. Fortunate timing on your partly because number one that you're even watching Grimes, right and then you tune in just for the melt down. I
was waiting on Blur to start. Here's a little bit of Grimes first. I didn't know she had a crazy list either. Okay, I hate to do this. Oh my track, this is insane, Oh my track. I'm sorry. Sorry, what just happened, Kevin? She said something left up. It is very unclear to me. There we go. Now this is You're gonna hear a scream though. Oh wait one second, Okay, there are many screams. Now, here's her trying to explain another thing going
wrong. I'm gonna show you my rage right now. Okay, before I said any more songs, I just want to say, in the very classic Crimes fashion, I'm having the This is very hard to explain because it's a complex technology. But the thing has been put to a double tempo, so I'm doing a lot of internal math in my mind to make the tracks go
together, and having to it's harder explain what it is. My fault for handing in the last track about an hour and half ago, So I take responsibility for this because yes, yes, yes, that's a responsibility because yes, oh my okay, what does that sound? That sounds like fat bastard's tummy growley? And then a murder in the crowd, lady, witness of murder. Here's a couple of different yells. You'll get here. We finished that song like eight hours ago. She stopped a major technical difficulty. I'm
trying to think I'm not good enough for math. Here we go, like, who cares? Just play it? Right? Yeah, stop apologizing? Owe knows she stops six times, six different times. There's another one. Will continue, and just don't blame me, not my fault, partly my fault. That's all your fault. Fine, right, we're good. Play it the best one, one of the best ones. Okay, someone made a scream compilation. That's awesome. Does she sing or does she just play?
Used to play music DJ now it was amazing. What a mass that was so funny saying it's the worst performance in the history of and perhaps all music festivals. It was so bad. Was playing it just by the thing caravan's on two speed, like it might drive you crazy, but no one knows. A bunch of dumb dumbs in the crowd at Coachella. I just want to shake their ass anyway. He's like, we handled this in an hour and a half ago. It's not my fault, but it is my
fault, but partially my fault. It's fine. Do you guess whuch Hot Ones at all? Ever? You know? Like, no, I don't know anyone. The next episode, I've never watched it, but I just so. It's when they get celebrities to eat different heat levels of wings. Occasionally it'll pop up on the YouTube. Was it always wings? It's wings, always wings, and it's good and sometimes you got through it's like I know someone's gonna be on there, like, okay, I want to catch
this. Well, Conan's been making the rounds again. He's got a new show coming out on HBO on the eighteenth. I on Thursday, so he was on Hot Ones for the season finale. I learned. I'll tell you what. It was weird seeing Twitter because I honestly, at first I thought did Conan die because it seemed like the outpouring of Conan loves popular was very you logistic. Well, when he went on The Tonight Show last week too, it was a big deal. Okay, his return to the Tonight Show
or whatever. It's kind of funny. He was walking around the stage. He's a giant god, he's so tall. But Hollwics is good because the guy's a good interviewer. Sean Evans is a good interviewer. And so they're eating hot so so Conan's gonna handle it, like, here's the first wing. That but he did mention I'm from the Northeast and I'm irish. There were spices at my house. He's like, we didn't. The food I ate growing up didn't have taste to it. He ate boiled potatoes. So
here's the first wing. All right, get nothing here, nothing, absolutely nothing, and just what you got, I guess is where you start, right. I don't fear your wings man, bring what you got okay, finishes the wing, puts the wing in the talk out of his jacket, A nice jacket. Good bit. Okay, now it is so good. He also brought a fake doctor to he goes he's not great, but he's affordable. He had the doctor come like check his pulse every one as a
while, wing too. Are you ready to move on? Here to sauce number two on that note please, because that first one I got nothing. What's this? What kind of sauce is this? So this one is called smokey J. Here, okay, smoky J. I like it so far. I am unfazed. Okay, So two down, no problems. Third one again it's called plump ones going on. This is nothing. I'll remember. You've got nothing. I'll remember these words. This isn't even I've yet to have any spice at all. And you know what, I've got a
little eye watering. I think you're gonna meet your idol. I think I get that from just about everyone in your demographic. Right. He's fully taking this on as I feel nothing. Okay, Moore, I don't think there's a wing here that I can't eat like it's ice cream. I seriously, I don't think there's a wing on this table that I cannot devour like it's cool whipped cream on in August afternoon. Okay, you're like a Rick Flair cutting off promo right now, right, that's the energy that I'm yeah.
Okay, four down. Then on this one, he starts getting the sauce and dabbing more onto the wing, and he starts rubbing it on his tongue in his mouth. That's the fifth one. What's gonna happened? What's wrong with you people? You don't know what real danger looks like anymore. My question to you is is there a point when he's getting warm just talking as full denial? Does I feel nothing? Feel nothing? He should have like
an eye dropper that he brought with the red. He's like, like, you know what, I've decided to take this one straight to the eyeballs. He keeps doing that, rubbing it on his face, on his shirt. Next week, Oh my gosh, okay, so that he dabbed a ton on it, put it on his hands, starts rubbing him, and he starts licking his hands. And that's when Sean Evans goes, oh my gosh, Like it starts to affect Sean Evans, who's used to this stuff. Oh my gosh, come on, man, are we doing this or not?
Yeah? No, I'm are we doing it or not? I'm on the same page it even being a line. If we can't do that right now, I really do feel alive. I might hiccup through this yout thing. This one. I'm not gonna lie. I'm feeling it a little bit. I'm feeling it with us president. Do you think would be the best podcast? Guest? I con it over you. You tried to talk, yeah, but your lips have been paralyzed. And what I heard was I've had time. I'm going by sound rat pop, all that off. I
got that out. I think maybe you're having a problem, nor got Just take a second and say, this is starting to hit. Okay, finally, finally, the hottest one. I don't have a lot of regrets in my career pouring this onto the wind right and then licking it off. I'm starting to feel some sensations. Whatever I do, I have to go on. Und I know, you gotta get it to the bit, to commission a bit. This is life, this show, not a bit, it's your show. Don't take commit to the bit. This is light right,
you gotta grab it by the bulls. Good lord. It's so insane. So at the end they always let him plug what they have and you did the thing, you passed the test, whatever, plug your stuff, and then Coach starts freaking out on him, and Conan looks crazy. Now it's all over his face, rubbing his nipples and screaming, you know, and we're wearing a nice suit and just planning to just is there anything funnier than putting a half eaten wing in your podcast? So funny, and the jacket
was so nice. He kept collecting them in there. He's taking these bones with me. I'm not what he's here. Whoa, whoa. These aren't the rantings of someone who's had some bad chemicals. I don't. Never did it to be funny and relevant to people who are at least fifty years younger than him. This is a guy who's just being on a show, letting people know what you're going on in your life. I have a show.
It's on Max. They used to call it HBO, but people found that too popular, so now it's Max because that really rolls off the tongue. You can check it out April eighteenth. That's right, My attestants have turned into acid. April eighteenth. Check it out. It was beautiful. I wonder if he just went insane to overcompensate, to take his mind off the fact that what he was eating was actually really effing hot. That was absolutely the plan. I mean, hey, I'm put on a good show for
everyone, but b what better way to do it? Just freak out in the moment I know for thirty minutes that I'm gonna be on one. Yeah, because man, he's right those New Englanders that don't grow up eating that type of stuff when it hits them, it's pretty funny. Ooh, this is like no selling it for the first half and then going nuts. That's
the hottest thing you've ever tried. But he did all right. That show is so simple, but it's so genius because when they go from not eating the wing, they actually like good interview questions, like you ask, what's the worst thing I guests could do in your show? And he's like, when they look at the camera and tell the audience that it's not going well, I can see the whole audience because people are here for a show.
And I was like, that's actually really good advice. Like if we had an a guest on and they and they said it's not going well, I would be mad at them. Like if the guests said that the interview wasn't going well, Yeah, I think that's kind of funny. Actually, maybe his whole point is like everything people are working hard for a show, do it for them, and it's so right. I do agree with that. I don't think that would bother me at all. No, it'd be tense,
funnier. No, but they'd be being funny if they did it. But if they meant it, I would just give them the option. Well, you know, you can always just hang up Kenny loft in him absolutely, which would make it even more kick ass. Then you're a legend, and that that's what we all want to be anyway, right in this business or legends. We're getting there. It's Monday, so we're not off to a great start. Wait till tomorrow, tomorrow, insane. We usually get
cranked up on Tuesdays. Coming up next, Danny's gonna tell us about everything. Why would you get cremated if you're guaranteed to burn in hell? Anyway? The latest don't oj and wait, that's not me it's so one good. Here's commercials