2023 Top 50 Clips of the Year

It's the twenty twenty three ninety seven to one the Freak Clip of the Year clip show count now, as voted on by our listeners. I put up a Google form and laid out labeled, I mean, just half assed labeled a bunch of audio clips from this year on ninety seven to one the Freak and our listeners could get on there and go vote, vote, vote yep, And after talling nearly seven billion votes, Wow, I've taken the top fifty. And we're gonna do a little countdown all week long, all week

long at nine o'clock. Yeah, and we'll podcast these of course. But you know, I think it's it's a lot of stuff in it. If I've missed something, it happens, right, But it's kind of a good look because here's the deal. This is the last ratings book year. All right, We're gonna be here next week. It's over going anywhere anything. We're kind of treating this like the last week of the year. And I love year in summaries and making things seem bigger than they are. So no

other station cares about you after Wednesday, all right, they don't. So if a station you like happens to be doing some big event for something on Wednesday. It's cool. I've done it for a long time. But that's the key, that's the ender, that's the signal that it's over. Yeah, and if they care about you, they'd give you what you really wanted all those years anyways, right, Yeah, So we start the countdown with number fifty, and I've labeled this one exercising the dump button. I will

warn you this is a bit of a montage. There's actually more than one clip. It's a bonus. This is all the times someone on our on air staff cussed on the air and had to be dump Oh, number fifty. Now, it was a little it was a couple of good old days nineties cowboys references. When what's the number forty? The cowboys full about when he got in there? You remember those days when you were a full back moves. I remember that, like thirty years ago. Whoa dump cheese?

How does one get so comfortable that they just drop an F bomb? You're a hose like, it's not like it's a guess I'm embarrassed. I meant to say freaking. She's been humble bragging about her view from the peloton every morning because it's like overlooking the ocean. Basically on the ocean. She made any Baltimore trips this year, trips land. I really hope you give her all of this, not that. Excuse me, you haven't got your margarita yet. Geese, congrats. If you're straw, you got to hear with

me. I'm sorry. You have a technique to get more and exotic birds to come to your bird feeder, because Mike's technique was to walk into his backyard and yell at them. You can hear this audio. This is this was Okay, stop here. You're not gonna be anywhere else. Are out here? Don't get this scared the mom I mean, you can't say that word. I am allowed. I think the station says you can say it all. That's what you advertise time. Oh my god, our positioning statement

was you can say it all. I think you advertised that you can say it all. My favorite Julie, excuse me, oh excuse me? Cover oops you were chill boy on. Oh my god, I remember that like thirty years ago. The board off. This is springing action. At least they both said s too. Yeah with the news, because we don't know whether these dump buttons work or if we're getting like a discount at Staples. Yeah, exactly, all right, there's fifty so far, so good,

dude. Clip of the Year Clip show countdown, clip number forty nine. Uh. Occasionally I will this is all voted on by the listeners. I will spring into action and collect some questions and then prank a blogger like a soundboard style prank. Come a drop interview. This is Los Angeles Angels blogger Chuck taking questions from me, basically playing them off of a computer. Number

forty nine. You know, we have him for this season. We haven't signed him to an extension yet, so there's going to be a lot of media around that. Did you see my new Twitter pick? I did not know. You have Joe Namaths and your phone? Yeah? Do you have elon in your phone? Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Let's see. You guys want to hear a one minute story, Let's hear it. You

know, it's funny. Before my parents split up when I was about ten, Dad would load up the car and you guys would drive damn near halfway across the country. We had relatives that were kind of all over the place, and there was this one relative that I think lived out in West Texas, like near Snyder, and they lived out in the country, and it was one of those types of aunt and uncle situations. And we were out

there staying with him for a couple of days. And their house was in the country, but it was positioned at the back of a drive in theater. So you think of one fence of the drive in theater being along the road or the highway, and they were kind of their house was back there, so if you went outside, you could kind of see the screen. You won't be able to hear anything that you could kind of see the screen. I remember one night. I remember walking out out in front of the

house. It was right after dusk, I guess, and my dad was standing out in the in their in their backyard, and he had binoculars. He's standing out there with these white binoculars up to his face so he can see the screen, and I go, what movie are they showing? And he takes his binoculars off, and he looks at me and he goes, I have no idea, but Linda Carter's in it. She ain't got a stitch of clothes on. Oh my gosh, how do you feel about the

Texas Rangers. I think you guys are going to be a team to be reckoned. Well, okay, let's talk about the Cullens story because you were actually you played stand far in the Heather Locklear movie about this court case. Is that right? Guys, I think we're on the wrong I think he got the wrong guy, wrong question. I'm the Angels guy. Do Bear's part while hibernating Bear's part? Well, well, harbonating, Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead say yeah. I bumped into Garrett from Dude Perfect at an

FC Dallas game and he was just raving about you. You guys, I think you may have You guys are still on with Chuck Ricker, right, man, I got to tell you you have such a great reputation. Dude Perfect loves you. The great Gena Miller speaks very highly of you, and we love Gina and so many people are like, you got to get him on the show. So we've been really looking forward to this. You guys with me, so you do like deserved and breaking Benjamin Coach, We appreciate

it. Hey, good luck with the season opener. All right? Sound good. I me to see you very soon, and I'm very happy about it, and I'm very proud of the badass that you've become that you always were. Congratulations on all your success and I can't wait to see you buddy. We'd like to have you on again during the season if you have time for Oh my god, that's face hurt. The whole pile exhausting, just

in a good way. Something funny. Danny goes off, takes one minute, see his eyes widen even to hear He's like, oh no, yeah, sure, one minute. Linda Carter, your clothing owner. The guy kind of that cod though. He said that he had Joe Namath and Elon Musk and his phone. Yeah, Like he's kind of just going for whatever. I love them. Right to the end, he goes KT you with

me. Yeah, these other people I've been ran into Dude Perfect and the Garrett from Dude Purpose, like you gotta get Chuck on from the Angel's blog. And then you ran into Gina Miller, you know, and Gena Miller's like, if you guys should get Chuck on the Angel's blog, let's get that's great. Continue the Clip of the Year clip show countdown now with number forty eight. This is from the Ben and Skin Show. It's called The

Fight, McMahon's pranking author. You've guys probably heard a little bit of Ronnie and Terry McMahon, two brothers who liked to fight and host of one hour long weekend show. They had an author on and it went something like this, You millennials need to do to be better at stuff. Yeah? Uh, well, I think they are doing it. They're doing the best they can. Why did you write a book? Didn't your book calling calling out

millennials for being dumbasses? Well, look, the problem is millennials are inheriting a social system. Man, I'm bored. Who your favorite football man? I was asking Ronnie y'arl hang on with Roger Staubach. That's a dumb ass question. We're talking to Jarl Jensen. He two sixty, hard as a rock, he got no body fat. He's a big old boy, and here you know, he got a boner. I know how hard is you? Shut up? Shut up, Terry. How much longer are we going

to talk? Jarl? Hey, that's up to you, guys. I got time, all right, Jerrold, thanks for jumping on the show. The Fat McMahon Let him say his book, say your book and tell everybody how to go back and how expensive it is and what you're going to do with the money. Well, the book is called The Big Solution. It's just deactivating the taking time bomb of today's economy. You wanted to figure out what's going on, especially for millennials and the Generation Z and Joe. You

got to spice up this. Look, if you're gonna promote your book, you need to be it's about economics, it's about whipping ass, and it's about shark attacks. And like to hype up the sales and then feel like, oh, I'll read the economics part just to hear about the shark attacks. I would too, charl thank you for your time, Thank you, good luck with your book, and we hope to have you back on when you write your next book. Hey, that sounds great. This was a

lot of fun. You guys are really fun guys. Yeah, thank y'all. We had fun. Bro. Hey y'all that was great, man, great, well done, y'all. Thanks a lot, guys. Thank you a lot of fun. You guys. Are I really like your show? I hope I can get it up here in New England. All right, man, Hey John, we'll talk to you later. Uh. Let the man go. Let the man hang on Terry, but tell him goodbye, and then let him go. Go to Spotify and search. Yarl Jensen then

tell me what the dude, John, keep making orders? Now that's right. I know you're a big boy, but you don't tell me what to do. You go to spot Promise you this, Joel. He wouldn't talk that to your face. I'm talking to you. You would not with your ass. Jarl. Awesome, I know you do because you want it. What Hey, we're going now, I have a great day. I have a great day. Laugh, We're going out. It's very righteous. Jimston say your book. This economics professor from New England, say your book.

That's forty eight, so good it on by the listeners. That's pretty good. Number forty seven. Let's go to Jeff Cavanaugh to speak easy two to six pm. Of course this actually comes from what he was doing mornings. This was labeled very simply. Jeff can't say the word firefighter. Although I might have led him down a bad path here too. Of me had to go to hospital. Fire officials who rice first responders, firefighters who responded to

the scene. They're estimating it to be over ten thousand bees. What is a firefighter you're going to do about it? Break out the hose, can say firefighter. Probably I tried right there and it did not work. It's hard firefighter. I don't think it's that, And that's why we call him a firemans crazy. He started off with fire officials forders. I had got three struggles with it, and then he got it and gets the one that gets labeled. But I was too up med to go to hospital. Fire

officials who rice first responders, fire fighters who responded to the scene. They're estimating it to be over ten thousand bees. What is a firefighter going to

do about it? Bring up the host? Someone can say firefighter properly love her, you won't let anyone get ready in general, love it, and she's it's like this reluctance encouragement to get you to keep your story going where she's kind of like got one eye kind of half closed, going okay, yeah, okay, she's all of us get chowders, okay, yeah, okay. She's the best. Clip number forty six on the Clip of the

Year Clip Show Countdown. We added a new cast member this year. Strip Mallt Steve Yeah has added to the Ben and Skin Show now strip mall. Steve has an incredible low voice that we all know, but here he is reacting to Danny's diarrhea playing song, and No's the way he sounds was kind of funny because to tie in a celebrity death to the biggest story, I mean, those are the two biggest stories, and to combine them into a

you know, peanut butter and chocolate, you know together. Yeah, and to be able to use the lyric my anus was tender, yeah, which is a beautiful I like that. I liked they'll need a defender. It's very very solid, ryding. I loved it. Your voice did my voice go weird? Dude? It sounded like four muppets inside your Sometimes I take it into the nose very art. The full sentence bubble is hard to maintain, and I sure did most people aboard. You know, you either realize

it or then you commit. And I'm going for it and hope no one notices. But yeah, he he went. But they pounced song like a push cat, every chip in front of him. I shouldn't he Muppets are in your butt? You have you have just like yeah, yeah, just muppet. I liked that. I liked They'll need a defender, very very solid, Ryan, I love it. Your voice, my voice go weird, dude, very very solid. Fold I loved it. I loved it, loved it. Bubble voice happens to everyone, though you know it happened.

Let's go cut number forty five on the countdown. Groups had to think on the fly as his mic was not working, but he was still going to communicate with his friends on the speakeasy in the afternoon by using some technology. It is, shoopy. You can't talk about it though my mic is not working. Okay, So he's clearly found something in the type what he wants to groups. This will be a show. Was prepared to take deviltry to an entire next level here. Yeah ha ha ha ha, I'm laughing.

Yeah, Hi Shoopy, Hi Shoopy, can you change his voice? I am a woman now, it's pretty crazy. That's amazing a woman now, that's so good. Oh man, one, I'm so glad made it because this is just amazing to me. This has labeled Ben's lunch problem. And this will be No. Number forty four on this year's countdown, And uh, you know this could show they do struggle with the mid day. The midday shift is tough to you have to plan ahead if you want to

have lunch, you just got to plan ahead. But you know, Ben obviously does make the money in his family, right, so his wife usually has you know, food ready for him. And there's a lot of discussions that happen here that involve what's in his lunch body also bolves the idea that have been just fed up that he just leaves him. So Ben's lunch problem is number four is voted on by the listeners during the next break. I'm going to step out there and use that third rate microwave that we have out

in the hall. I bought that. You didn't do a good job. I can't believe how bad that microwave is. Do you know why it sucks? You put so much unmanageable stew in it. It is not convenience food for you to eat. You need something like it, like this that's handheld. My wife won't learn. Dude. Every day Ben brings in this crock pot and they're like all these ladles and all He's like ah, and there's like he's juggling bowls to try to eat something in a break. It's not

manageable. You need something that you can eat with your hands, that is quickly. Would you mind teaching my wife. She's not gonna understand my words, Christina. I'm just amazing. She still makes food for you every day. I make all the money, Christina. Yeah, how is she going to hang on her How is she going to hang onto her lifestyle? She stops making food for Ben should be underneath that bridge over there, just spring valley of the toll way with a sign that says I didn't make food for

Ben, please help. Ben's kids and dogs will be there. Then will be driving by in his audi, waving with his new cook like this new young, his new young, beautiful cook. Oh my god, I will never find love again. And there will be a line at our front door to get in with her. So there's so many pool boys. They're all like stretching, getting ready to do something real athletic in the bedroom personal trainers are totally greased up and the sun is bouncing off their muscles, he said.

The cat and their kids and their dogs are underneath the fr Ben drives by with a hot chif the hot Russian gal, I don't make anything being it's so funny to me. I think it's funny just the idea of Ben trying to nuke you know, a pound and a half of beef stew and a fifteen wat microwave. Just I mean, seriously, that is you go to Walmart and find the cheapest, like the twenty nine dollars microwave. That's the one. Yeah, that's right outside. No digital just the knob right

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on to a football during your yearly physical I can't. Every time they run that play, I think about what could happen. Number forty two voted on by the listeners. Danny, this is your moment listener. This is actually our friend Brad North, who he's been friends with me and been in skin for a long time now from here, but he works in La or in California, and he's an audio guy on tons of TV shows, has been.

He did the first couple of seasons Stranger Things. He did The Watchman Well on HBO for a while, but I remember he listened to our stations times and he asked me to send him Christina Chicken. So this is Christina Chicken gets on HBO thanks to our friend and Brad North as he joined the Biting Skin Show. Ain, you guys talk about it slaying golf with KT last summer and I said, do you think Christina would be cool if I

threw that into a show? And he's like absolutely, So he sent me the file, and I mean, I was working on Perry Mason at the time, so I knew exactly where I wanted to put it, and it was going to be an episode four. Perry Mason's like kind of want to be girlfriend walks up and there's like a flurry of chickens, and I was like, that's a perfect spot for it. There's a dialogue there and stick out fine, And then we played it back for season. Downey who was

Robert down Janeor's wife, she's an executive on it. She's kind of Koshow running it, and she she's like, there's just too many chickens right there, and some of the chickens and so I was like, I gotta make it up. I gotta I gotta find a good spot. So like at the peak of the show, there's a little flurry of chickens in the background. That was production, and so I just snuck it in right after the line. Let's take a list to the original to what inspired Christina to get

Christina chicken laugh on HBO. Now let's hear what Brad has done with Christina's chicken laugh. The season finale of Perry Mason on HBO. What was that thing you said about Los Angeles? No one tells you what it was? What can be? Maybe eventually you could see me. Now, pretty good man, that is so cool? Cool? And that show is in credit. Is it good? Amazing? It's one of the most like underrated HBO shows that nobody watches. But it's absolutely phenomenal. I just love that.

The first try, Robert down and Junior's wife was like, I love the whole thing, but one note too much chickens, too much chicken only not it was a get rid of Christian and he's like, damn it. And then the series finale, Yeah it is, I mean and I watched that, dude. It is a serious seed. It is perfect. So there's forty two as voted on by the listener's in forty one, the last one we will get to today and again tomorrow at nine o'clock. We'll start at

number forty. A new character for the Men and Skin show called Gooby. But Gooby. This is before a prank ever happened, and it's the genesis of a potential pairing maybe weekends around the freak the host Rick Condom and Gooby, and this is just them on the air, kicking around and discussing what normally would be an off air maybe production meeting type thing. Here it's just

happening on the air and it's pretty funny. Prank interview scheduled for Thursday morning, but we got to figure out which fake show do we want to do. I like the idea of the Rick Condoman Gooby, Rick con Gooby. It could be like do you have a muppet boy? Tooby has a mumpet voice and he keeps coming back and you're very serious and you're like, hey, man, respect Gooby. It's like whoa Booby? Bubby wants to know? Do you think the stars will advants in the place? Way after the

question be whoa Gooby? Scared of politics? You think Trump will scared. Ooh, it's a very seated dogging to Gooby. It's very serious question for Goolby, because why with this serious guy to a show with a guy named Goooby. He's always I'm Rick Goolby, scared of me? I do you like a sex robots valid fear? Answer, Gooby. I think we found our answer. Guys. Now we're not doing that. Come on, let's get serious guys, Rick Condom, and that's what I'm more concerned about.

If I'm like getting this interview, I'm on with who okay, Gooby, that's fighting anybody. They got a guy on that does NFL and analysis is called Booger. So you can be on with a Gooby, but Rick Condom, there's a boomer of Booger, right, you can have a Gooby. Please answer Google clearly, on Gooby, that's a very important political question for you. I don't know why you're avoiding it. Go ahead, and Gooby, you're kind of gonna have to Paul Harvey vibe a little bit. Yeah,

Condom. So those are your fifty through fan. I love it, and they're only better, all right, number forty and the voting yesterday we did fifty through forty one, right on pace, right on pace. That's the most shocking thing. Speaking of pace. At number forty, the F one debut of one Garland Richardson. His surprising last minute replacements will be a fifty one year old Texas rookie driver from the Dallas suburb of Grand Prairie,

one Garland Richardson, widely known as DFW's Fastest Man. This is Goland's first ever F one race. Let's listen in now on the race radio communication with Garland and his alpatry team. All right, boys, here we go, sit back and watch DFW's Fastest Man show you how it's done. Okay, holy this thing is fastest, too fast, too fast, Holy shit, stay fukus Garland. All right, fellas, there's about seventy five buttons on this steering wheel. They are all blinking, they are all flashing, and

I don't have a damn clue what any of them do. By Garland, you're going to native fere. I'm a y'all see this sphere yet I think it's badass. What was that, Garland? Was that an aluminium kin? No, Sir Jesus Christ fair Well, the love of God eyes on the road. Garland fear Caesar's palace. That's a casino, evil fucking canieval cocy magnet. Ma'am, boys, I have packed in here tight, son of a bitch, it is tight. Or pop this seamelt off for a few

laps. Please do not touch your seatbelt Garllt, fuck you. I'm freaking out in here, damn it. I just got passed by the little Japanese boy Kamakazi. Move. My granddaddy would not be happy about this, gullin. You slowed down a bit? Is everything? All right? I tried my goddamn lighter. All right, I'm trying to fish it out with my foot from under the brake pedal. Give me a goddamn minute. American Glin Richardson continues to struggle. He's currently in lost place. All right, boys,

what's bottom? I am currently p twenty? How many cars are in this race? There are twenty? Bullshit? Watch your oil pressure fee. Stop looking at the bloody sphere. All right, fellas, I'm coming in. How long do these pit stops usually take? I gotta pop out for a minute or two, take a piss hit. Stops take about three seconds, Garling, very seconds? Bullsh maintain focus? D what the hell was that Golling? That was Max for stopping you again for Sam. Alright,

fellas, you gotta know there's a serious emergency in turn four. What is it, Garland? There's a blonde gal with the biggest parents I've ever seen in my life just right on top of the overpass. Garlin, please focus, all right, all right, I'm gonna slow down just a little bit and get a look at them. Go back, Colin would keep me here. What sounds like alumingham cans being opened? What is that? I got

two words for you, pants blue Jesus Christ. Oh, Dear Colin Richardson has seemed to have lost control over his car, launched over the embankment and into the lobby of Harrah's Hotel and Casino. A ghostly event for Team Offer Torri. The F one community is just gutted and the Las Vegas Grand Prix is in total shambles. Boy, it was, wasn't it, oh Man. The announcer was from Australia, South Ast Dublin, South Africa in England.

Yeah, uh huh, something weird, some weird expert. Good Lord Garlin richards and ze f one day you coming in at number forty he did pretty good. Hip show can number thirty nine. The people have spoken and they want to hear Christina Ray Howling a tribute for the Old Gray Wolf. It is Mike Rener's birthday today. I saw that. Wow, Oh did you just do a wolf howl? He's a gray wolf? What would you do were clapped over that? Would you give us one more? Here is

Christina with an honor. Yeah, let's show some respects to Mike Rinder. Here it is a Christina Howell. Hold on, don't don't do it like you did. That was very tepid. You were doing it like pointing the other because it was supposed to be in the back, not draw attention. Walks up to the mic, and let's show Mike render the respect he deserves, not make it make him stand in the background. Yeah, Christina, all right, Happy birthday to the old Gray Wolf. Oh I hate myself

for doucing it so good? What am I gonna do? You're gonna force me to coming up next to the cancy masters. They make her do it and then lay out on her. Yeah, they're kind of mean, aren't they. This is the first one to get that. So funny, not that wow, you any nothing without this pouncing. It's mainly skin Yeah, gosh. It was mean number thirty eight on the year end Clip of the Year clip show cap down I was voted on by the listeners. This is

happened on live remote at old seventy five Beer Garden. This would have been the old version of the Downbeat and Afternoon Drive. Okay, but you guys had Julie on as well as nights, you know, or sometimes Julie might show up to remote at the end of the day and she's been off work when she was in the morning show, so she's been off for a while and a week end had started early. She ended the show with a very, very weird question, did you have similar taste in women to your father?

Super weird? Boy? That is super weird and I have never been asked, why is it lave like? That's a I think my old man went for just about anything and was slightly more deserting. Was your mom particularly busting? I wouldn't say, so, okay, is mine? What was a monstrous rag? Oh? My god? Yeah, real mom? Real? Five eleven double ds? Why did everyone doing? Why did I do that? That is the drunk last hour crowd in front of you to I had a distillery. What do you do you want from us? Good God,

I'm sorry, Mom? Did you have similar taste in women to your father? A weird question. You get a crowd of people in front of you, too, you'll just say whatever. I try to make one guy laugh in the front. It was a strange question. At the expense and the relationships with your family, Mom, I mean, only slightly more discerning excellent. You know sometimes when you and it's it's probably we should probably be

better at it. But sometimes you're on the fly doing a show that you might go to the board up, hey, if you play this and play this and maybe we'd always give like a good head start. I knew this is back when I was in the Morning show and Matt Cather's on the board and I just said, Matt, just get a cowmu and if you can get an explosion sound, that'd be great because I knew a story I was doing about it, cow explosion, but I had not heard the finishing product,

and it killed me when I was reporting the story. And you kind of forgot about it, probably, Yeah, I absolutely forgot about it. Yeah, And here's here's the cow explosion story Number thirty seven, as voted on by Youthless. Approximately eighteen thousand cows were killed after an explosion at a dairy farm in the pandandle can't believe we had the live coverage. It's a lot of cows. This king. Evin was so excited for this. Did It's funny. We have tears. Kevin's crying. It's so funny to hear

the cow go. No, it's just the random cow. A single always called that cow a dirt cow dud because it kind of sounds like dark a little bit does sound like a dude trying to sound like a cow, right, yeah, but I heard it. I was like, oh my god, that's moo and explosion. That is a good combo, and that got him. You're seeing the cow is just funning you over here, just trying everything to get this guy to laugh, and all he does is look at us and then fall asleep. But you get my moomoo and a pal falls

over mumo. I'm telling you there's something to this lowest common denominator. That's our strategy radio system. We did have a little bit of a rine up change back in July. So this is number thirty six. This has been long labeled Old down Beats, so this would be an afternoon drive at the time. Old Downbeat commenting on Jeff Cavanaugh as sex Toys number thirty six, Cavanaugh was throwing out antal beads. Yeah, he's got enough private collection,

certified, certified, pre owned evil beads. He walked out of there with seventeenth grand with of toys that every one of them ever, they all already had his scent on. It's like licking your food. I saw him. Yeah, he was leaving and he had his trunk and he was trying to slam his truck shot and he wouldn't close, and there's like jelly fish. He's like, it'll it'll go too many things. Yeah, everything's boying, vibrating. I wouldn't buy a Ryder ranks it of the sex toys. Oh

my god. That great. That's enriving. Hall were ended on the way home. This trunk just spills out all. I'd be the one time to get pulled over by a cough You mind popping the trunk? Not at all. Traffic was stopped today on six because there was a loop spill all over the forest lane, actually speeding into a battery shop. He ran a light. What have you guys going on the air today? Is what we're doing good? You know what? A cavalcade of jokes. Yeah, like that

was incredible, which I remember was my favorite part. I'm sorry though, for part of the whole thing was your skin reference, keeping it local by referencing the forest lane ax throwing an actual cross street. What's funny about that too? I remember listening to that. I remember listening back to it, and I remember going, Okay, so that's all very funny, and the point of it's all very funny. But then at the end, Serroy gives

a tarzan sounds that what's groups behind it? And I labeled that Siroy Tarzan? And then I got bored, and then I got bored that night. This was months ago. I did this, but George, George, George, un like, that's break, Wait to get six street. It's good if it's do we need to re record Jeff Jeff Jeff of the Button, of the Mess, of the bung Hole, George Jeff Jeff of the Mongol. It's so weird, it's so stupid. All right, let's go all

right, that's funny. Once again, we're doing good, Miss Christina Rayah number thirty five on the countdown, And this is the Christina goat joke. I love her so much. There was a nearby construction site. I guess it's common when they had before they do all the excavation, just send a team of goats out there and they'll just start eating up all the crap because goats have goat stomachs. These goats banded together like the penguins and Madagascar banded

together. Sorry, I mean that's secondly a sheep anyways, I don't know why I did it. It's also an animal. Do you have any other animal noises you would like to make, Christina that would help the story along. You can ask that. I was wondering why they don't have the little hard hats on them if they're helping construction workers out, if they're on a construction site, they should have. You are on fire right now. I love I love the little subtle Christina laugh after she goes. And they banded

together like the penguins and Madagascar banded together. Sorry, I don't apologize. I mean that's secondly sheep anyway, So I don't know why I did it, Okay, he asked questions or doubts. It's like it was a sheet, not coat. I guess just headway. Now, that's a good pun. It was great I And that's how you get the number thirty five. That's how you get your top. Okay. This is from this Downbeat Lee Downbeat the Current. It's labeled now and voted on by the listeners. It's

labeled what would happen if Katie told the greatest joke of all time? And I think I may. I don't know if we need to reset. I'll say, uh, sometimes when I tell a joke, I might pass out a little bit because of a disease. Don't worry about that so much, but just it might help explain what would happen if Katy told the greatest joke of all time. So let's say kat crafts the greatest joke of all time and it comes out. We're dying on the floor laughing. Sophie tells a

joke that's so good. His eyes rolling in the back of his head, and he just starts floating beamed up to the heavens. We just grab a leg and yank him back on his chair, but his pants come off and he keeps going floating up floating up to meet Jesus, passes, He passes the Korean embassy as a minsun is sitting at his desk, eyes dark. There's a window washer. He loses me, steps into a bucket and falls off. God, the butterfly effectiveness, just because you had to issue the

greatest joke of all time. Here comes, here comes a plane flying. I'll fight museum. The pilot does like the Double Days. Meanwhile, Mikey and I are just watching this levitation transpire wall. We're each holding a leg of pant saggy pant hotter blue. Oh my god, Kevin levitating to the heavens. Underwear is white underwear? Yeah, past men's son, it's ghost o s just guttural Korean grunts. No appointment, okay, no appointment, noot A good job underwear, I get it. This is might appen.

What if it happens during this gosh floating just making sure he's wearing loose fitting pants travel law and that's not number one thirty four, Okay, we're thirty three. But it's a good show. This is Mosquito and the Hulkyites, the Giant Hulk of the Giant Hulk satellite, the what the whole satellite crash the Earth. Guys, when six hundred pound space craft and you said six hundred pounds, six hundred pounds, that doesn't seem very big, especially the

size of the hulk. Yeah, that's the size of a man. Imagine if the hulk was falling from space and turning fat as he came barreling down there Jesus Christ, the mosquito fits standing there waiting for put his hands on his hips, just waiting for the Holk to come barreling back into the atmosphere. Always says, I've never been happier. That is magical, so funny.

You just see the whole breaking like some whatever atmospheric barrier, and you know there's always like the flame that's kind of surrounding this comment looking thing comes to the heat wave towards Jesus, his hands on his hips, just stand there waiting for him, looking up and squinting up in the air. Mustache pat O face who did the art for making the men as did the artwork. Have you seen that like cartoon of that? Oh, yes, yes

I have, Yes, I have. It's great, incredible, Yeah, holy moly, to look at that, Dilbert, Jesus christ Le, do that that needs to be on the internet. Oh gosh, and here's thirty two. I was voted on by the listeners Julie and I in our fight, it's gonna end via camel clutch. I'm gonna have you tap out the camel clue. I think you say that was a wrestling finishing move at sergeants Slaughter did, wasn't it. I said, you get you get No, No, you get them where you pull, you pull them up by the

chin like that tap out. No, that only is if I said a different word after the camo, I'm out to get a picture a I think that I would prefer that all the wrestling finished. Greeks. You went with Kim and realizing on the air at the time, we weren't really describing much of what was happening, but I had I was acting it out in the studio. What I thought the Kim clutch was Okay, you're showing I was showing, Julie. I was showing you like I thought, because you thought

it was, you know, off, Mike, that's what was. You know. Julie and Matt were laughing at I think because jeffal the only one in the room who knew what the camel clut actual camel clutch was. I mean, he got a few things wrong, but yeah, you know started. Yeah, I'm not mad forgivable very forgiven. Number thirty one boy Christina raised on a heater today, Christina accidentally hit some drops. Oh yeah, this is this is pretty recent here, number thirty one and uh and he

so you you see this when you have young teams. That is not that was that was that was not supposed to happen. I want to hear more of you. I'm sorry. Five drops on top of each other. Well, that was amazing. Don't apologize. Trying to look up Luca's injury last night. My sister was asking if it was as bad as it sounded, and y'all were talking about women, Yama, So I don't want to bring it up. And then that happened, and wow, we're sorry. Where

did it happen? What Luca? Are you not at the injury? Yes? I was trying to type in Luca and then all of those drops. Now, funny, that was one of the drops. It's a drop of her young teams suba. Steve's reactions the best instant. He loves it. I don't think anybody loves crap falling apart for chaos More than that, it is genuine too play it all again. I'm sorry, screw it and uh

and he So you see this when you have young teams. All right, here we go number thirty as voted on by our audience, and it involves our friends Mosquito and the Hulk. I have a feeling we're going to see a lot of them in this list the clip show countdown? Does I do emphasize the word clip? I will say I went through this. I kept it as short as I could keep it because this is the iconic one that took over the lexicon of our station all summer long. With Philadelphia Eagles blogger

Kevin Steak. Here is Mosquito and the Hulk number thirty on the year end Coundo talking to Kevin bro Steak Stadium rat Kevin. One of the things we do with the lunchtime buffet is we like to Oh my god, I'm sorry. I know I said I wouldn't do it again. I'm very sorry. I apologize. WNA smell really bad. It does. Oh that smell bad even to me and I like mine. Oh my god, it smells like an autops shit. Yeah, no, that's not good, Kevin. You haven't to everybody do it. It's part of life. I'm sorry, Kevin.

I've rattled. The hulk has farted, so it is absolutely disgusting. I think I can taste it. I think I can smell it over here. Oh no, yeah, man, don't do me like that now. Man, come on, man, we gotta stick that dude. That do smell bad though. That's bad. That's really bad. We should take a break it throw. Sincerely, gentlemen, I apologize for my lack of professionalism. I total program directed. I would stop far in here in this tiny

little studio. It's unprofessional. But the folks that Meta liquid told me it would be part of the side effects of the body transformation I'm trying to go through. So is the liquid part of beta liquid? A liquid fart? This is not a shark, is it? Hold? Unfortunately I did it again. I'm gonna need to leave, but you guys, you guys continue the rest of the interview. Kevin, I'm sorry for my lack of professionalism. I've gone through some things right now. Oh god, it smells so

bad. I keep some underwear at my desk, so I'm gonna go change real quick. And but thank you man, and fly goes fly Man. It spells so bad. Have you ever felt a smart fart so bad that it's it's like your eyes become hot, you know, you feel the heat, the heat between and you Well, last question, though, do you do you be really? Do you believe in your team? Okay, that's a good question, Kevin, I absolutely do. I think this is a special team that that the Eagles put out this year. I mean, I

mean I was gonna leave now I can't stop it from coming out. I'm out of here. Hey, Kevin, thank you man, I gotta go, Christina, could you heade? Thank you? Kevin? A right, that's gonna yeah. We gotta have to, man, Kevin, he has covered up. This is just horrible. Uh but thank you. Well can we edit all of this out, Christina? But I do Kevin hear me? Kevin, Jesus christ please leave? Can you hear me? Kevin?

I just want to apologize. I wasn't trying to be unprofessional, but uh, the metal liquid diety causes long sorts of chaos and my guns, hold on, hold on, I think I have to furt out. That was wild. You know they say, they say yods are contagious. I wonder farts are contagious. I love you, man, thank you for the time. Man, you too. All right back, Kevin, go Eagles man, much respect, my friend. What are you gonna do now, Kevin? I mean, I'm just gonna enjoy, enjoy the two weeks of attention

that's gonna be put on the shut off. The Eagles NFC champs and uh you even bring the super Bowl home second in franchise history. It's like I want to see it. Mm hmmm. Oh I can smell that from over here. That's pretty good. Oh my god, I left my cell phone in here. I came back in here. Man, it smells so bad, I call it. I'm not even gonna get my phone. Man, bring it out when you leave the studio. Is this what it smells like? Alice? Oh man, what'd you do there? Mhm Kevin, Man,

that's starting to smell now. Mm hm oh wow, what's going on in Dallas? Is he doing? Oh? Push to the break, man, I can smell it over here. H m hm h m hmm. Pez man, what'd you eat today? Hell O, Kevin, can you hear me? Yeah? What what's your biggest concern in the game. I think the biggest concern for me is how are we going to stop hands Toy's biggest game makers, Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce like one of the things that we struggled with, like as soon as like Nick Sirianni took over in twenty

twenty one. Hey, man, you like you. I like you. Man. You like sports, don't you? You love sports? You love sports, man, I love it. I respect it, big sports. Then all right, Kevin, we're gonna go down. All right, all right, great talking with you. Goodbye, Kevin, say bye to the Holk. Kevin, yep, all right, later Hawk No, no, no, it's Hulk. Yeah, I think you said Hawk later, Hulk. Thank you man, good. I love you. Take care all right, great, tell be a part of it. Tell it you love him?

All right, Love you Hawk? Hulk? There you man, that means that means a lot. You know what I'm saying. R rauh Do you hear that? Kevin? H Yeah, that is so weird. You like it weird, don't you. Times you gotta turn up the weirdness a little bit. When the gillag gets weird, the weird turd pro you have an amazing stab at it? Are you talking? If you're good to be a part of it. It's like, let's let's go Eagles take home the championship and and keep it going. Man, that's a basic side off.

Do you write if we use that to end all of our shows? Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, all right, don't have any copyright infringement. Al Right, I'm gonna go go the hooker, I'll I'll catch you later, Kevin. All right, sounds good. I'm gonna get ready to watch the Eagles in the super Bowl now all right? Oh my oh god, that's a lot. I can it petered out? It's some six minutes ago, and he just hung around. He wouldn't hang up. He did a ninety second to two minute interview with just farts. Yeah. Oh like he

was answering questions, what you hate today? What's going on in Dallas? What a waste of everyone's time? And that is hilarious. It's still love skin. Oh the Hulk's back. Ben just palms up like I'm sorry, Hulk, Like I don't know. He won't get off out of my cell phone in here. I'm gonna just leave you bring it to me when You're done. That's ridiculous. That's so good. You're like it weird, don't you, Kevin? Oh yeah, turn up the weirdness. I love obligated

to keep him on. When the weird get tough, the tough turn pro what is that slogan? And then just sil a real one and wait for the other one to say something else, like, I guess if Kevin's not hanging up, we'll just run this out. It's basically the only time in the history of that bit where the Mosquito and the Hulk have to hang up on the other guy. I beg him to believe. Yes, jeez,

I want to meet that dude, Kevin Brosteak. Yes. I like how twenty seconds in Hulk every fireday we need to go to break because the metal liquid diets, no grid is chaos. That is good. How was it not that? How was that not? Number one thirty? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my damn We just did one. We have eight nine to go, Oh my god. Number twenty nine on the Clip of the Year countdown is voted on by the listeners. Green blood rogers, what

colors blood when it's inside your body? He doesn't know. Maybe there's some science that I'm not aware of. I'm gonna say what maybe the stupidest answer I've ever given green? Oh you say you think what a screen on the radio. You said that we recorded what you just said. Children everywhere at you everywhere. That's amazing. That was so wid. I mean, Julie steals the show there. Obviously total hero, but I do love it. Insight into Ben's brain of like, overthink, quick, overthink, talk myself

into this out of this bad answer answer green, red blue. He kind of I'm ordering off the menu, narrated Dad. I think you might have said purple. And he's like, I don't think Ben has been the same since that moment. No, he's changed. Rattle. Yeah, this is a number twenty eight. We had Julie on our show. Second we've done a couple times called the shot clock. Give you guys topic. You get twenty four seconds to come up with an answer or answer my prompt. You

know, a question. Give a hot take on hate that game, by the way, yeah, really really hate. Katie stopped making you do it. We haven't done it since terrible since you know you guys both actually told me you hate that segment and we haven't done it. I don't hate it. It's hard. It's hard, it's really hard, and it's supposed to be shot Clock. Why they put it through tomorrow. I'm in no, I don't have time. All right, so much stuff. You guys should

do it next week. But we brought in Judge Judy, I mean sorry, she judged Julie and Judge Judy judge Julie to gotta be the judge because the way it works is you get a judge to kind of give the point, like you had the best answer, and Julie Dobbs did something that broke me and really the rest of the show. This is called Julie shot Clock slip up. If you had to change your name to one casual food spot, what would it be and why Danny Bayles or shot Clock begins now?

My love of Taco Bueno dates back to the mid eighties, and I think I would probably change my name to my most favorite item on their menu, Mexi Dips and chips. That's right, the downbeat with Mike Siroy, Kevin Turner and me Mexi Dips and chips. You know, crowd is not like it Mexi Dips and Chips, Bayless, If you could change your name to one casual food spot, what would it be? And why? Who? Shut clock begins? Now? Who? You miss? One d percent of

the shots you don't take? Michael Scott said that, quoting Wayne Gretzky, quoting the great Nelson Mandela. If I had to go off an individual sandwich, I would go with Monte Cristo, which just sounds badass, and it's a great novel by the great Alexander Dumas. An actual restaurant, he's the answer. Call me Schlatsky, Celia shatzy Sy. I like it. Swatsky is pretty good. It's brilliant. But I do love me some Dips and

Chips. So for that reason and that reason alone, I'm going with Mexi Dixon, Mexi dis Yeah, baby, Okay, you've been too many years with that Canadian. You want to on the other side of that other bard, don't you? All right? I think your audio box is full now too. Here, Yeah, what do you do with the ball? She's under her desk? Well, what do you do with the Mexi balls? Julie? That was a setup? Oh man, So our Latin listeners let up the text line. Yeah, he started following her on Twitter. Oh

nah, oh god, that was funny. I like the Guera number twenty seven. This is a nice song made by Ben Rogers about some of the high jinks of Launch Air Friday. Oh this is so good our listeners do. This was stuck in my brain. The year was sometimes led by freak Jesus. Sometimes they just plant themselves underneath the lawn outside of our studio. And they've had inflatables, We've had barbecue grills, pricky grills. We had an office center, office center, unplug copies five cents, yeah, business

center with a little signing truck swinging by, giving lyftgate rides. Yes, masks thanks to Costume World. But also they were having some illegal snow cones down there, and this is the song illegal snow Cones by Ben Rogers. Outside lines within some custom signs, and I think they got snow cones. Carries outside under the power lines win some custom signs, and I think they got snow cone. This is not something we advertised. It's unauthorized. Those

are illegals. Snow cone. Wio, you got the long hair, oh, Wio, Wio, they got the lawn chair carries outside under power lines, within some custom signs and some illegals snow cone. We got a code red code redal security report to the lawn. Is it legal? That's the bit of boat. It got sketches with the bacon blade of boat made the building say hold up, missed the wade. Or maybe that was when the crew land Shaped got launches for boys and girls In communication with the folks at

Costume World because of Ruckus, because they only kind to win. Don't ever under estimate the power up the gleans. Harry's outside under the power years win some custom signs, and I think they got snow gone. This is not something we advertise. It's unauthorized. Those are illegals. Snow cone. Oh olio he got the long hair. Oh will oio, they got the lung chair. Harry's outside under the power lines. You win some custom signs and

some illegals snow cones. Fantastic good. It's legitimately great. He's so good. All the rapping and whether it be freestyle or pre pro here at twenty six this is something that would be I would considers old downbeat. This is one of the really good, hearty laughs of the early days. Of the freak. This is Planet Earth groups. I heard a recording of me doing a live spot the other day that was amazing. Do you want to hear it? Oh? Yeah, right now it's time for me to tell you

about all profoundation repair. Oh you know, just having heard things can go wrong, They damn sure can. Boy, I'm sorry, but his he created a new animal that can hang out with Christina Raccoon and Julie Frog in the pond. What's the name of that animal? No, Mike Toad, you know you and then they're talking. Should won't be quiet, they're talking to each other. They're made you don't and then you know. Then it's the Rhiner maiden call. He's attracting though here we are David Attenburgh. You

know, you don't, then you don't, you don't? Then know? Then he's positive. Christ talk to the side unless the over has been fertilized. Mic Toad immediately leave the area. Yes to somewhere to some whips who love on a different pond with his classic yeah non resist. Oh my god, I swear I could listen. I could listen to Groob's Planet Earth all day. It could be a whole show. Jeez, it's so gread.

I love how he starts it and then groobs. He goes away for good fifteen seconds where he's getting the background bed of pond ambient pond, or however he does it, and then he restarts the whole theatrical performance from the beginning with with dueling Attenborg. Yes, good, we're twenty five. This is old Downbeat here. As we continue to the clip of the eclipse, you'll count down. Ben and Schinchul join us here in a bit number twenty five

Old Downbeat here wireless Mike with hostile Chelsea. What is your name? Madam? What? Chelsea? Chelsea? You seem extremely reluctant. I don't know who any of y'all are. Well, that's fine, that's okay. Would you live with that? We deal with this every day, you know, I don't know. So what brings you out here today? Chelsea? Enjoying a quiet happy hour with my friends? Read that, enjoying a quiet happy hour with my friend Gt. F O. All right, well, thank

them for their service. All right, I guess we'll wander off without any further input from you. It's too bad, your lovely ladies, and I think you would like me if you got to know me, curled her eyes. All right, let's find him someone friendly. We need a confidence all right, we do need a confidence. Ouch, don't make this weird. Say look, Chelsea, apologize. Floral print dress. Chelsea, I'm sorry to interrupt you again, but I'd just like to apologize because I feel like

I haven't made your night better. And if I could, I'd like to buy you a nice shark heuterie board. I'm eating already, so I'm okay, what a nice cocktail? How about a nice cocktail? We'll see. Okay, we'll take it. It's a win win, converting listeners left and right. Woman at a time, goods out, Mike, Hey, thanks guys. She was grouchy instantly. I don't know any of you are, which is fine. Yeah, it's funny. I don't know how Yeah,

that's it. But a couple of times right when he walked away, you know, do anything, We're like, you know, come back and ask Chelsea about that. We all were trying to steer him back to Chelsea for more awkwardness already eight So I'm fine. Play grouchy Woman at a time. Amazing number twenty four Clip of the Year clip show count down voted on by the listeners Mosquito and the Hulk. This is the Hulk's threesome with the Raiders Blocker. What is the wildest thing you ever did to Vegas Bat, I

don't know. I'm kind of a calm guy. I just kind of like to, you know, get my freeze drinks and play my blackjack and I'll go too crazy. Unfortunately for you, guys don't have any wild stories like that. For me, it was threesome. Sounds amazing. Who are the other two guys? You're making a hope now, I'm a big man. And one of the problems was, all right, I got distracted in the course of the act and forgot that it was an extra I forgot there was

an extra person. To be honest with you, I can't imagine that's it. I just can't even begin to imagine that you're going to town and you look up and there's a third That is crazy to bel my peripheral. I picked it up and realized it was almost suffocating. I totally neglected the time. Who did you? I forgot that I was in a threesome, and so I had been laying on one of the people. That is the craziest butt that he I've ever heard it by life. It's embarrassing, is you

know? But I'm down to four seventy three. I backed up to four seventy six with a cheat day. He's so big that he forgot there was a third person in the threesome because she was underneath his body. Person on the sight of his eyes, like oh a foot, oh yeah, another person when they laugh mid chicker, so good, my man. Number twenty three Clip of the Year clip show can another song here? This one, though still kind of hard to believe. The Rangers won the World Series.

Danny wrote the greatest song about it, The Beatles one. All the Beatles tricks even try to slight Sea side? How are you even? Twenty twenty three, every basely Frost today, Sexes Range, It's just one thet Ye're the champions of the world. Yeah hourrise right. The biggest honor in my life would be if they took the field to that song on opening day next

year. Chuck Margat are you last day? Come on? Chuck? I mean, look, I didn't rent a freaking Hoffner in a vox lamp for you know, six hundred dollars for a one minute long tune for nothing. Yeah, to play once live and then once during the clip countdown show, right and now the world Champion Texas render. It does work and there's nothing. There's a jokes in her. Oh man, it's great serious. That

is very clean. Yeah for a sick mind like you. Yeah, sick f h. Christina Ray is back on the count now, number twenty two. Christina can't say the word rural. So there are certain words. I mean, it's fun to laugh at the way he says regularly, but it's a hard word to say regularly. Exactly groups you say it regularly. Oh my god. He's all things that I say decently. He's a professional.

He should be on the radio more. That guy's incredible. You know what the most difficult is to say rural, rural, rural duror what rural rural? Wait? I think we found her Achilles the old country there rual duror rural Wait. You're as you say it, You're questioning yourself as you say it. This is amazing it. I can't move on with the show, keep going well because I told you I have to picture it in my head before I say it, like I spill it out in my head. So

rural rural juror. Okay, what if the one no, no, no, no, no, this is fun. What if the diamond factory picked up their operation and moved it out to crandall? What would they be known as the rural diamond? A rural jeweler? Okay, so please tell us what it is. Sorry, A rural jeweler is a tough one. She chimes in and they just shine the light and all she tries to is grab their wrists and move the flashlight away from her, and they won't allow he

rural rural, rural, rural jeweler, rural d rural durer. Weird one last one twenty one. This is labeled oddly. Julie doesn't like the muff. This is from old speakeasy days. I'm gonna go eat me a good, delicious sandwich this year because I like that place. Get the muff, Yeah, of course the muff, lot of I did have that thought. No, I haven't thought about the muff ever. It's good. Actually, never considered it. I don't think I ever will, but that's just me,

you don't know. I considered the sausage time two. Yeah, I'm mostly sausage kind of gout. I want to tweet out everything. Just said some things don't need to be on the internet. Yep, we try not to sexualize Julie around here, and we didn't. You didn't try that hard. You failed in that segment. You failed her. Sweet Julie trying to help your show. She just said that she's not living the Billie Eilish lifestyle.

I haven't thought about the muff in it ever. I think we learned a lot about Q ratings in this exercise of letting the listeners vote for things, because Julie and Christina there get a lot of votes. More to come. Oh yeah, then you succeed. She said she's had a hard time with plastics. All right, cop of the your countdown? You're stressing over that down to the top twenty Yeah, yeah, thank god we found it. We can proceed. I mean I could have done that is my mouth.

But it was a great open as well, because Kevin's a great person. I'm not an idiot. It's attracted our gaming listeners because that's the final fantasy intro. Got it and a lot of people are shout out, all right, number twenty. Ben Rogers known to have had a lobotomy or two. It's even funnier when he incorporates it with a food from out of the refrigerator. She's totally doing finger guns. He says that you're so close to having another now. No, I can't laugh a lot on the show,

and I can't. I can't modify it. It's kind of like people when they're an ugly crier. You're like, man, hope you don't cry. I can't. I'm gonna be an ugly laugher. It's gonna beto lobotomy. Laugh at all time. Please turn the sound er off. I don't want to cry when I hear those laughs. I just imagine you staring and you have a bunch of melted butter in your hands, and you're looking at it. You're just looking at all this melty. You're looking down melted butter.

Ben. Oh, no, Ben got into the butter again. Hey who left the door open of the refrigerator. He didn't know what I'm hoping it. You're saying, Chris Cross apple sauce on the kitchen floor, staring at melted butter in your hands. I don't know why. I have laughs that are in the higher register and the ones that are lower. I don't know why that visual killed me. Yeah, Ben got into the butter again.

And I'll give credit to Ryaner in the break that day, He's grabbed the acoustic and in the break and I don't know why he just started strumming and singing. Ben got into the butter again. We spent a whole break just singing that song and I'm not playing it on the air for some reason. Number nineteen clip of Your and I was voted on about the listeners. They voted on a big Google document of all the clips. We're in the top nineteen. Now, y'all the long Gonzales goes to Mike Render and his strip

Mall Steve impression. Oh we have Specs gift cards, so come out here and register. Christina is going to get out of here with two Ranger hats and every Specs gift card. It's gonna be incredible. And one strip Mall Steve didn't take. Yeah that's true, Well there was. I'm taking these crrors. Shoopy rarely does impressions, but it makes me happy anytime that he's strip. Mall give us some more again. I have a word shot this and that it was great. Always leave them one and more. Yeah,

I'm taking these. Steve does sound like a pirate sometimes. It's a unique voice, no doubt, and that's why he was known as in high school as the angry Angry Pirate. So that Steve, you don't know that, I don't know that I didn't know him. That You're right. Number eighteen involves groups in Mike Siroy. It's me. No further explanation needed. Oh this is bad. My hands are shaking. You got We're only doing like two minutes, right, That's fine, Just get out the chorus. There

used to be a green tower alone on the sea. You became the light on the dark side of me, a drug that's the high and not the pill. But did you know when it snows my eyes become Oh damn, the light that you shine can't be seen. Baby. I compare you to a kiss from a Rose on the grave boom before I get are you stranger? It bees? Yeah, And now that Joe Rose is in bloom, alight hits the glue on the grave. Here, I hopped off the plane at La Yes with the dream of my card again. God, hell,

you welcome to the land of fame. That messing I gonna spit in up in the cab. Here I am for the first time, looked to my run and see the Hollywood sign. This is all so crazy everyone, it seems so famous. He's start them feeling too much pressure and I'm nervous. That's when the texts turned on radio and the jay Z song was on, and the jay Z song was on, and the jay Z's song was on. So put my hands playing my song butterflus by a way, not on

my head. My gap move My head's like gap yeah, playing my song No gonna be okay yay. The US, Yeah, it's a party in the US. Get to the club and my taxi cab beautiful. That's kamakazi karaoke wor. Nobody knew what song they're singing until you pull it out of a bucket and then one minute ten seconds later you're singing it live on the race and radio. It's fun and we gotta do it again sometime. Not much better than grooves laughing at himself, knowing that he's like failing at something.

Yeah, but also can sassy too. He got a little sassy groups. He's incredible. Yeah, am I going to fit in? Oh my god, he's trying to catch up with the lyrics, it gets behind and it's like the buffering happens. Beautiful, no rhythm at all, yeah either. I think I saw you crying a little when I was doing seal.

I was like, can we help him find the note? Because than that singing doesn't come as natural to some of us as it does for you know, I don't know legendary musicians like Danny Bayley or the Yeah similar for them, Yes, pretty natural for them. Bina is in this form, you have to try your best and try to emulate the legitimately, try hard because that'll embarrass you more. That's okay, And get out of your comfort zone. Yeah, all the way out. Yeah, okay, what's move on

to number seventeen. Mike Siroy's bad election endorsement. Other election news today, guys, on election Day. Brad Vinson is a candidate in Tuesday's Granbury City Council. Before you say anymore, I'm gonna say him all in on this man. This is a man I trust and I support his candidacy and everything he's involved in. Team Brad Benjamin, Brad Vincent, Team Brad Benson.

Now continue. He's a candidate in Tuesday's Grandberry City Council election. Arrested yesterday morning on felony charges of possession of child born What district did you say? I have misunderstood. I may have misunderstood the candidate you brought up. Look. To Mikey's credit, he was in full support of Brad Benjamin. Dude.

I tried to help when he stopped it down and Kattie I started hopping, Yes, please please keep it. He's gonna get it because I knew a it was his policies that I liked, and then once I learned more about what he did, obviously I'd like to withdraw my support, you know, of both Brad Benson and Brad ben I don't want to get it up, just to be safe, all Brad both human garbage. Number sixteen the clip of the ear clip show countdown and on the top fifty that our listeners

voted on. This involves Jeff skin Wade, who yeah, sometimes he has a little stroke and gets his words inner twelve here and there is this next Oh yeah, if you have an above water hat, do not take that thing into the water with you or it could get really heavy with all the water. I mean, it could ruin that hat. It could ruin possibly the entire weekend. I've seen people pop up from underneath water with a water soaked above water hat and then their nap just snacks right off. What snacks?

Can you roll the tape back on that? No, you're right, the sogginess of a wet hat bill could cause your neck to sack off, zeg, your neck to snack nep snack. Okay, here's a short form. I've seen people pop up from underneath water with a water soaked above water hat and then their nap just snacks right off. Let me tell you about

it Injustice, and it's that thing only being number sixteen. And it's almost not because of the screw up nip snack, which is insane and beautiful, but it's just the idiocy of that conversation and what they're talking about, because you can screw up the words in any conversation, but to have the courage to talk about getting above water hat wet and the weight of it, I don't know. That's been brill thing where he thought that he had invested in

a bunch of underwater hats. Okay, it's like a hat, does it mean that it works underwater? He claims it does and it works underwater. I just wouldn't challenging anymore. You put that in the same category as the lapkin. Yeah, this is the roy industry stuff. The underwater hat. You just keep going over the same weird copy point, you know. Yeah, like the lapin, it's permanent, permanent, it works underwater, an underwater hat. He's swimming in a ball cab. Well. I love the

entire topic. It's fascinating how those idiots would be talking about that and then the magical moment happens within that. Yeah, like I've seen someone pop up. I've seen someone pop up from underwater with a soaked above water hat, and their pop up from underneath water where a water soaked above water hat, and then their nap just snacks right off what okay? I mean finally passing the bong around in college and having that conversation and that happened, you would

have fallen on the ground and out of the window laughing. I like that Christina got a little bit of revenge on skin there, because usually it's him, Yeah, immediately immediately jumping on her. Yeah, from underneath water where a water soaked above water. Okay, water soaked above water Hat. It's a new band named water Hat. Okay, where a water soaked above water hat and then their nap just snacks right off. What snacks? Incredible?

I've seen it. Incredible. Number fifteen that's art is uh. Number fifteen involves well most Sroyd's straight up getting dunked on. This is Julie's son Rider, who's the number one guy like besides Tyler? That's making us feel good right now? Mama, Jake yep? Who said he's coming to your birthday party? Tyler Sagan? N yep, Tyler's gonna come and out. Jake's on his list. He's trying to get Jake to his birthday party. When's his birthday party? Twenty fourth? Al Right, where's me and Uncle Mike's

invite? Yeah, we didn't. I'll stand by my mailbox. It doesn't arrived. Tyler Sagan's never put you on the radio before, little man, what's Taylor? Tyler Sagan? Got that? We don't got that's right? What about me? Why am I not? What he saying? An Invitation's amazing, Bode Julie's kid. I was about to say, you've been hanging around your mom too annihilated that was some deep comedy. Man. Yeah, that was the old seventy five. I believe what's Tyler saying that I don't

have an invitation? Just the way he said it? Beautiful? Yeah. God. One thing I kept saying for months after this too is this first part. Who's the number one guy like besides Tyler that's making us feel good? Right now? Oh that's the sister right well? Oh my god, sha Number fourteen. Look, it's well documented the challenges of working on the Ben and Skin Show if you're a male imagining a female working on the Ben and Skin Show and having to deal with this harassment Number fourteen on the clip

of your clip show caut down Ben's awkward compliment to Christina. All Right, I always have Christina pull audio for me, and sometimes I get to it. Sometimes I don't, So I apologize for that, Christina. But you're always doing a great job at pulling whatever I'm asking you to. Uh. Almost almost said You're always doing a good job of pulling whatever I'm asking you to. Grab almost said that, but I did not. Well, the fact that you're now making it dirty is the problem. If you I didn't.

I did just say you're shining a light on what you were thinking of your thoughts. I was pure and innocent with my thoughts. You are dirty heathen. They're disgusting. Yeah. I love how she's just sitting there. You guys go ahead. I love that earnestly he's coming in than there was before, because just to hear Ben go on this journey in his own head, all right. I always have Christina pull audio for me, and sometimes I get to it. Sometimes I don't, so I apologize for that,

Christina. But you're always doing a great job of pulling whatever I'm asking you to. Uh almost almost said You're always doing a good job of pulling whatever I'm asking you to grab almost said that, but I did not. Well, the fact that you're now making it dirty is the problem if you. I didn't. I did just say, shining a light on what you were thinking of your thoughts. I was pure and innocent with my thoughts. You are a dirty heathen. They're disgusting. Yeah, of your thoughts. Of

your thoughts also, Steve goes, and these are your thoughts. No appointments sound. But you're always doing a great job at pulling whatever I'm asking you to, uh almost almost said, always doing a good job of pulling whatever I'm asking you to. Like, Steve was ahead of it. Yeah, yeah, he saw the gears, but to hear it while he's talking to him, realize what he's doing, and then not nowhere to go, and it's really good. He saw the hamster fall asleep on the wheel and just

kind of yeah. But number thirteen on the year in countdown that our listeners voted on. I love this. KT gets kicked in the nuts by everyone is here. The incredible makes his between KT and Chuck and big Bulch bo. Yeah, yes, amazing country k Helly, guys, it's me car. Guys, listen to how many bells of Hey, what's going on? Guys? Going on? Guy? KT? Uh? How shoot you in text and iron things out? And I didn't sheet cheat shoot your text and

iron things out? Guy, he didn't even take the straw out of his mouth. That's amazing talk some pop culture or something. I don't know what's going on, guys. I love KT chunter, I love KT forever, But for some reason the last couple of months, it's his voice echoing in my ear. Most anything he says just cracks me up. And you don't help with the end of your when it comes to bisks and chowders, Okay, thank you that thing that think we play at the end of our show.

And as he's saying it, I picture him just kind of staring at his hands a little bit, and as quick on this world, so enjoy you every minute while you have it. The sign off sounds like Kat is on his deathbed and that's those are his last words, has the morphine dripping like he's trying to He's trying to drop the most poignant last words, but it just doesn't go right because the quick on this world, So enjoy every minute. He's doing that. The dirty dabber is at the footiest bed,

texting the tennis mom, not looking at him as he's saying that. Okay, then he said, miss, they enjoy your every your every minute while you have out. Let's hear it again. They changed things out as quick on this world, So enjoy you every minute while you have it. It's kind of perfect. It's amazing. Wow, damn did you forget to wear your cup to work that day? Oh? My god? Most days?

And then the whole time while that's going on, I'm hearing y'all talk about me and I'm like, God, why is everyone's so obsessed with me? Number Twell, I've labeled this lawn chair Friday. It's basically a collage four minutes, but it is the day that our listeners really took over the lawn and then across the street up in wood and built an inflatable and put y'all's

faces on it and called it Dingo's World. The store known as Costume World, which is now defunct, left them just kind of sit there and get a bounce house and turn it into Dingu's World. It's a dinosaur themed bounce house that said Dinoh World and they changed it to Dingu's World. Just incredible work by our listeners. And here's us reacting to it kind of all throughout the day on the station. And it is officially a lawn chair Friday. Wow at ninety seven. Freak, Yeah, we got one out there.

We got a lawnchair in the lawn. Right outside the studio, there's a there's a lawn chair folded out with some sort of yetti cup next to it, but no one's in it. It's probably a chair belonging to the guy who's also setting up a table across the street. At Costume World. So we got we got things brewing in the parking lot or in the field.

Interesting. Interesting, lawn chair is gone, but there's action. Across the street is a store called Costume World, and there appears to be a table set up and Jeff, what are you seeing there in the parking lot of Costume World. So we have a table set up that says Glenn's Bagels and more. And we appear to have at least four inflatables being rolled off a trailer that are about to I guess, be inflated over here here on the freak. This is gonna be a whole ass carnival. I have an update

on what the inflatable is. So it's got trees at the corners, and it looks like it's probably called Dino World, but they have taped over the oh and made it Dingo World. We have a development. We have a development marching out at Cossume. They all came out of Costume World. Look at that and they Oh my god, they all have boody costumes on group. Seriously, get in here. This is the nuttiest ass I've ever seen. Oh my god, it's amazing. Look at all the buddy wait,

they're about to cross inwood What is happening? No? Wait, look what is that over there? Oh my gosh, what is that thing? Is that like an alien? I just see a bright green This is the dumbest crap I have ever seen in my life. He got an astronaut costume with an alien head. I didn't think I could love them more And here we go. This is insanity. I'm so happy right now. Oh man,

my testicle's hurt. Stop what because I was laughing so hard? Do you know how hard it has been to sit here and watch that guy chip over there by Dean Good World, And I want to go over there and there, go down there, go golf down there. Give us a call from down there, tell us what's going on down there? Yeah? Yeah, down there. Oh I think he's slowing down. He's slowing down a little bit. Okay, yeah, he's slowing down. Their skin Now he's speeding

up. Okay, skin is speeding up. Dude, What a unique opportunity to actually chip a shot over inwood Road? How many times do you get a chance to do that? Ever? So I lined up and I called my shot, and yes, I shipped it across Inwood Road. And I nailed the power line just like I called. I would probably the greatest golf shot of my career. We didn't I get in trouble. Giant FedEx e wheel. What's up game? He brought a Giant FedEx truck. He's just

running over cars in the parking lot. Katie, can you give us an up day? What's happening down there? So in the other uh side of the parking lot of Costume World, we got another truck that's pulled up and is now giving a lift Kate ride, the third Listkate ride of the day. It is on the stage with them. Yeah, going up, He's going up. There they go. They're up four feet and they're going back down. It was right, y'all. Realize y'all's heads are on here on

Dinger World, y'all. No, I didn't know that. For someone pointed out the heads of Danny Reiner, Julie and Ben Rogers based off of the Committez graphic. I mean the buddy on there, My Criner has showed up at the back. Oh my god, how did that happened? That is getting so weird. I just can't explain how. I don't know why. But that's like the best steroid shot ever, looking out the window and seeing people out there doing sometimes nothing or odd activities. You know, one guy

just like having to work of my short games. It was chipping ye quote unquote whiffle balls. Absolutely where did he really did hit it across in wood and dogs it off the post on his first shot and he's a terrible golfer. It was so funny carry just started that he did right? Yeah? So was it I think it was a memorabilia giveaway? Yeah, because I would bring the mystery jersey, That's what it was. I mean, I

had that idea before we started. It was like, well's buy each other random presents and if you don't want them, we'll all just auto and the autograph's a joke, you know, we'll all autograph it and throw it out in the grass and anyone else who wants we can just come pick it up. So he did it with those mystery jerseys, a couple of them, and there were people like immediately down there. I guess that's what maybe drew

any attention to the lawn. At first, it was just the grass where we'd throw these dumb prizes out and let anyone driving by pick them up. And then I think Carrie made like texted us or emailed us the bold claim that he was going to set up a lawn chair and just sit out there and listen to our show, right, and he actually did it. Yeah, And the first one it was just him, yeah, by himself with

a yetti cup full of water or whatever he's drinking. Bro Siggs and I think, uh, I think Mike and Grapevine was I think the second one to get on board, yep. And if I'm if I'm wrong, Jordan I think was another guy who came in and kind of helped kind of the regulars. And then it kind of got bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger.

And I'm sorry if I've left anyone out, but it just kept getting and then we had the day where we got in trouble where a bounce house was ordered on this side of the lawn, which technically would be our property,

and it was ordered to shut it down. But we were online looking up like city ordinances of who owns that land because it's power lines, like the city owns it, so we were pretty sure that anyone could kind of just but it was our building management that was pitching a bitch about it, so we did them all, yeah, exactly, we're not looking at anyone off. They were kind of cool because they were just like de played it. Take it down. So we took it down. They took it down.

But I think the next day what caused another stirs. Chris was like, guys, like, you know what, I'll pay a lown crew to come mow the lawn out there for him. It's like, well, well they got people to take care of that already, and that just drew more attention to it. And then they reached out on their own to Costume World, and Costume World's like, yeah, sure, set up have a day. I mean, it was awesome. We all went in there and they

went and bought Costume World. And I'm telling you, you guys were not here for this. I was as they are running across the streets and like eight have bunny heads and a couple of them have alien heads on, and they're just coming over to wave at us from up here. I don't know why that was a version of cocaine to help just get you through the day, but it was. It was just it's amazing. If you're a cop driving down in you see a bunch of people dressed up as rabbits running across

the street. You have questions, are you obligated to stop for any reason? Because I'm thinking this is some weird bank robbery, like the Reagan masks or something. President. Yeah, total strange. I tried. I don't know if it was Reiner. I was trying to. I talked to Carrie and I wanted all of them when they had their like animal heads on, They're all just mingling, you know, doing normal stuff. And then I got them organized and I want them all stand in like a single group,

motionless and just stare up at the window with their bunny heads on. And I'm like, that'll just be creepy. Yeah, exactly exactly what I was going for. And they kind of did it, but Carrie had his tilted up while he was sposing to sing underneath it. And well they had work to do too, that's what they always had an office space with them as well. They're incredible. And then then the the reviews of Costume World go

thing. We were driving that morning. I was telling her, Hey, go to Yelp and just and Google and just hammer a credit five store reviews for costume World. It was going out of business too in the costume world. Uh manager building manager over there. She came over and was talking to us and she so it was like that day. I just I was buzzing over that for weeks. I mean, if you own a costume shop, you're into cool fun bits, you know, absolutely, Okay, Number eleven

last one will do today, well, ten through one tomorrow again. You know, I don't know why everyone's so obsessed with me. Kat jokestroke at six o two am, one of our comedians is leaving at eight o'clock. Yes, I would say being forced to leave by management. Yeah, for charity. For management and charity, the two things you hate the most. All right, now we're rolling. He needs one to get him cranked morning. I know it was there somewhere clean the pipes a little bit. Okay,

now we're rolling the two things you hate the most. I don't know why I thought that was funny in my head. That's what sucks is telegraphing what you think is funny. Ourdest part about it, it's not the stroke. Regular listeners all know this, and I just want to reset it and have anyone new hear that again because that's a great audio example of what we deal with. Kevin has is an eclepsy, and part of that is when he does it's excited, he has a little episode where he flutters on,

losing consciousness for a fraction of a second. Yeah, so he tells a good joke. Sometimes when he knows he's the joke's going to be great anticipation, Like I can't get the joke, he does like lower his head a little bit, his eyes sort of mostly closed and like gently blink and the excitements too much for my brain. Yes, it's a legiti medical thing. It happens pretty much every day to some degree, depending on how funny he is. So I've noticed it happening less and less lately. Yeah, I'm

worried about you, worried about us if he's not stroking out. So we called it the joke stroke. But just listen very closely. You can tell when he decides to make the joke and how he can barely barely get it out. Yeah, for charity. For management and charity, the two things you hate the most. All right now, we're rolling want to get him cranked. Mikey hates management and charity. Things you hate the most. Yeah, well it's funny. We'll see if any of my other strokes make the

top ten tomorrow at nine. Okay, once again, definitely worth waiting for that. Okay, top ten clips of the year. This is it, dude. I put on a Google form about over one hundred clips, just labeled them carelessly and put them on a Google form. Put the poll up. Everyone can go voter on as many as they wanted. Got a bunch of votes from our listeners. I tallied them last Sunday at noon, I did the cutoff and tallied the votes, and every day this week we've done

about ten. So we did the top fifty of the year, and we are now to the final top ten clips of the year. And the number ten clip of the years voted on our listeners involves the Old Downbeat, but it's labeled Old Downbeat destroys KT about bisks and chowders. Oh boy, this one might hurt me. Just essentially a promo for the Speakeasy. So here you go. You holler at me when it comes to bisks and chowders. You know, Okay, mornings, I love try and shout us eisode.

We're gonna holler at you. Let's bring this down. When we are going to order some, when we're when when when we have a question about bisk, when we have a craving, when do we holler? So what does he say at the very beginning, Holler at me when it comes to bisks and chowders, and holler at me when it comes to bisks and chowders. He says chout because then he gets Boston with it. But it's not even like chowder. It's just holler at me when it comes to bisks and chowders

chowders. It's like he decided halfway through the word he was gonna go Boston with it. I just can't holler at me. Then Julie immediately goes, I'm sorry, but let's break this down. Holler at me when it comes to miss and the chowders, you know, okay and shouders. So we're gonna holler at you, let's bring this down. Julie's ready to let it go and just say okay, and then Kat doubles down, so we're gonna

holler at you. Win. Like the question comes to bisks and chowders, Like when we're going to order some holler at me, but only when it comes right. If you're sitting at home, you know, over the weekend, and and you're like, man, god, IM go for a nice creamy New England soup, maybe one with some clam in it. You know what I need to call Kates. I gotta holler at k holler at me when it goes to misks and chowders. Hey, KT, I need some bisks or chowder. What do you got? Can holler at me when it

goes to misks and chowders. For some reason, like a week now, all I can think of is KTV and the expert, which he's not not really saying that, he's just saying when he comes to that holler at me. Then he admits I love trying chowders. Yeah, as if you're not, you're clearly not positioning yourself as an expert. No, because you still haven't sampled all of them. You like to continue to try chowders. So my point is, you call KT when you've got chowder or bisk on your

mind, right, but not if you have questions. You get him on the phone and you're like, hey KT, this is Danny. I'm thinking about bisks and chowders. Where do we go from here? Yeah, what's my next move? Yeah we should holler at KT about discs and chowders this weekend. And now every listener wow, every time they come across the holl are you. Yeah, let's get tagged everything. Well, once a week I get tagged in some chowder. I kept tagged in one this morning.

Yeah, there's a photo of a bowl of chowder. And yeah, just basically says I'm hollering. It's like I went to Seattle and had some chowders and then came back and I was you're right, Mike's right. I was not framing myself as an expert on No. It's fascinating. Why the hell you would ever say that? It sounds so funny when he's saying it and there's like Motley Crew playing behind him. Yeah, they were still airing promo beds from the Eagle days. I guess everything had a hard rock edge do

it. And I still think Julie's okay, it's like one of the most perfectly delivered okays. It says so much okay that made it. I mean that that discussion happened in twenty twenty two. But y'all talking about it happened in twenty twenty three. Okay, number ten, Number ten, Number nine, Julie Dobbs, back at it here. This one's called well, I won't have to tell you I could take our ass to the lounge ready for a stiffy What like a stiff drink in the sunset? I hate that the

music was playing. Come on, y'all, a stiff drink in the sunset lounge. It's a big day. No one's ever called a drink that, yes they have once I tried the d It worked for me, Papa, Even if you tried to be innocent, grooves as three drops incriminating you pile on the evidence. I'm assuming that was a performance by everyone else on the show. They've heard a stiff A stiff drink of course, of course. So there's number nine. Number eight. First listeners voted on Danny had a

wild prediction when the Cowboys played the forty nine ers. It led to me having a stroke. So here it is number eight. Number three. Denise de Bartolo, York will be caught on camera in the owner's box eating one of the following three food items, an ice cream cone, a wing or cheese. It's right out of the damn box. What is her title? She's a co owner, Eddie de Bartolo's daughter. Yep, boy, she does look like she would take in some stadium food. What do you mean,

because we all would? What a saved? Kudos to you, Dallas, Observer host of the year. But that's the funniest thing it's been said all week. Mi goes, oh, because he's tea it up. We all would, because we all would think the best it is the best saved. Yes, oh boy, she looks like she would love some of those stadium foods. It's just oh, okay, why why? That's why. Part of the reason I had a stroke there is because you said, when I realized I gotta get myself out of this pickle, I need it again.

She's a co owner, Eddie de Bartilo's daughter. Boy, she does look like she would take in some stadium food. What do you mean, because we all would? What a save? Kudos to you, Dallas. We really would, though, we all what is it when we go to a game, sometimes you just eat more than we should. Yeah, I don't like try to kill ever really crave stadium food. But it's like you get her some of the game. Screw it. You know, if you were in a Sweet like I was the other night, geese some damage,

like why whine? I have to eat everything that's in here? Because we does? We all would. What was on the menu at the Sweet chicken fingers they had no, they had some West End fahitas, and they had a little brisket sandwich sliders, A little sliders. Nice, that's pretty good. Loaded up the wedge salad. Incredible wedge. Yeah, I don't know, you like a good wedge. It's a spare, solid real. They just cut of had an iceberg in half and throw it on a plate.

Yeah, well they wedge it blats some blue cheese on there or whatever. But if you have crunchy bacon in that old cheese, we all would, because we all would. It wasn't that she was like a huge woman, though she had a huge mouth. That's what I kept going to she did. She had a big mouth. Number seven be good for the Air, Voted on by our listeners Jeff Cavanaugh of The Speakeasy two to six versus Emily Jones. You're you know and we failed by not replaying this. This maybe

the first, we should have replayed this. This is insane. Your your job is to be not a moron every day, but are you able to do it? No? No, I'm not okay, so stop, But I can be a checked ive. We don't have to pretend everyone was perfect because we won this whole time. Can we even make it to the playoffs? Oh gosh, now we made it to the playoff. Emily, we have the worst bullpen to ever make the MLB playoffs. It's a valid point. No team with their success rate has ever had a winning record ever.

Ever, you're still shut up. Yes, I am observing sports. I get it. Yes, yes, No, I not. We're in the World Series and you came on and attacked me for literally no reason. No because in the playoffs at it? Wow? Yeah, I never heard that. I saw it blow up, you know, Twitter everything, But I've not heard of these. I don't like hearing it, and I don't like seeing my friends fight now and they both feel so bad about it. Do they love each other? Absolutely? I thought so good. Sports fight is

fun. It is sports fight is a good time. I like how she asked, got dumped and just kept powering through because you know, normally when you get asked that's a reset moment, or when you get dumped, it's like we laugh about it. And then whatever didn't even stop her down didn't stop anything. It's worked up calling for the dumb and you know what, I think both of them are kind of right too. Yeah, I was thinking that too. We're like, yes, we are the World Series.

Yes, the bullpit has been trash, Like those are things we could acknowledge, and that's kind that. It was a bit of a miracle that in September and October the bullpen didn't get it together. They're so good, so many sweats, so many are oldest Chapman first batter walks of an inning and then and then fairly smooth sailing. Yeah. I like Boach. You said that like three cours away through the year, and it kind of slapped me into place. It's like, well, it's a baseball team. Not every

aspect is going to be perfect. And it's like, yeah, you're right. As long as you're good at most things, you can't be You can't be an A plus or an A even at everything. It's just not possible. Yeah, we he sort of acknowledge, Yeah, we have a d maybe worse bullpen. And it's weird that as wobbly as a Chapman was, and I guess is you know, good as the clerk was in the clinching

game. You didn't even clerk didn't even pitch little clerk and chapmansores all had periods of the year where you went, you can't put them in a game like the parts of the season. But that was the core of the late game, you know, plan for the Rangers, and it was great in the playoffs, amazing. Emily was right, and I think Jeff was too. I think everyone was right sort of. Her point was just shot up about the one bad thing from the regular season, like you're in the FN

World Series. Yeah, And I don't know if his point was still but it's shocking that they're in the World Series because they had this colossally bad bullpen. So I guess both sure accurate, but that's juicy. I was very juicy. She told him to shut up, like twelve tons shot up amazing, and he was talking so loud over it he couldn't hear her say shut up. He heard it, good, he heard it, and now we're all best friends. Number six Mixtroyd came in one day and said, you

know what, guys, I'm gonna face my fears. I'm gonna take a hot air balloon ride. That's right. And iHeart got their national official national hot air balloon and put up. I couldn't leave us on the roof. I think it's how we promoted jingle ball. You know it's my biggest fear. And I went up. Yeah, So here is Mike s Roy's hot air balloon right across the Metroplex from on the departure point on top of the iHeartRadio Building. Mikey Siroy has made his way up onto the roof to jump

into the basket of the iHeart Radio hot air balloon. Hello, can you hear me? This thing's big. I'm already a little terrified, but I'm on the roof of the iHeart Building. Pilot's here, I'm ready to go. They did give me a bottle of champagne. I want to christen the the iHeart Switcher ward of the wind and I'm up like twenty foam kay Kevin. Kevin drew a giant penis on the roof of our building. If you are an idiot, I thought you go with a T T. Boys,

what with that curve that appeared to be a Jacati. If I'm not mistaken, all right, we're going up. I need to carry in a lawn. It's just an orange spec Man. We're getting high ptty quick. There's a little traffic on the tollway. The little fender bender over there, and that's a business vehicle. He won four to three. Yeah, Raiko and Frankel, they hurried me. They give me a thumbs up. Over there, he's in a phone chimberket. He's gonna get compensated. Hey, I

see Zach RPD. He's on his motorcycle. He got a hot chick on the back. He looks like he's both speeding and talking at over one hundred miles an hour cruising. All right, people are waving. Hey, Trever Shawn parked a bunch of cars back to the parking spot. My having up. Uh the American Airlines Center, now, yeah, there you go. There's the AAC. That roof is dirty. The couple of holes in this thing that explains all the leaks. All right, Victory Plaza. Uh,

Danny, did you guys hear me? Danny there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember our old building and we used to work out him right over there, I do. I see a big line of talented people walking out of there. Look at all of them. A bunch of nerd lawyer is chasing them with fists full of paper. Oh my god, I don't know. Go down, Nicholas, Nicholas, go down. I want to say hi to some old friends yet, but I say go lower. Oh my god, what's Mike? Are you there? I don't know,

Mike? Did he just crash in the American Airlines Center? So me and you, now, hey, we will. I'll do a frinkle spot while we notify next to Ken Damn survived it? How'd you make it out alive? I see what you do is right at the last second, you jump as high as you can, and I'll offset some of the terminal velocity that

you may have achieved. And I just landed like ah, like the hull clawing from outer space and a superhero pose right next to the Dirk statue and skin and survived and Skin said Jesus Christ, Jesus, Oh, that's Somber

six number five. We got shut out of opening day, so we created thanks to Julie's idea, Opening May, and we went out and y'all killed and y'all show at the ballpark and first home game of May, and but I want to hang out before and I don't know if I got a bunch of botes because I labeled it drunk KT, but drunk KT at opening day, calls Mike, Ryan or Mark as I quickly arrived, had two Gin and Tonics, and then it was pretty much on all day long. Speaking's

anything you want to say to our listeners before you head inside. Evan Carter all right, look, I know it's it's tough. Sometimes you want to sleep in a little bit. We could use you in the opening segment. That's the big, hefty one that we do. And I know you guys get a little bit of a castrated first segment. He doesn't talk for a living. Our first segment goes up twenty five minutes, Kevin talk, thank you, And a lot of people relate to me around here in this in

this these hillside smart have I been drinking? Have I been drinking? As I tryed to throw it to Ryan or I called him Mark, Mark, A lot of people relate to me on these hillsides, Mark dumb quarter. Our first segment goes up twenty five minutes. Thank you, and a lot of people relate to me around here, in this, in this, these hillsides, Mart, have I been drinking? I remember you're a disaster. He'll relate to me on these and I'll be having some gin and tonics and

getting loose this afternoon at Mike's Jimini twin. Just so get ready for that. Okay, number four Here, Ben and Skin write love letters to each other's wives. All right, get ready, don't read mine yet. I'm gonna read what Ben sent to my wife that I'm now sending my wife. Dear lover, It's National Love Letter Day, and I know this is going to seem strange, but I wanted to send you a quick note to express my feels quite candidly. You're my love holster, and I am your ever

blasting, high powered love gun. When I get home, I'm going to catch Arnie giving you these love pumps. I know it's been real mediocre lately in terms of my pants, but that'll change tonight after I stretch love Jeff. All right, all right, hear Skins, my dearest and most electric sexual partner. My lust for you knows no bounds. I should probably prove this. My lust for you knows no bounds, and I love to make it per all right, we get ready to dump me? Ready to Yeah?

I think so. I'm very throbby today and I want you to understand that I'm very throbby today, and I want you to understand this. Shall we shall we play a game? Let's love, Let's love on it and live the life we always dreamt of when we were young, before kids ruined it all with love your big boy thrust machine the bin. Did they actually have to give those to their lives? Texted it to each other's wife? And how are the responses? I don't remember. Oh yeah, they wrote

those and had to text each other's wives. Brilliant. You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven one the Freak. It's a fun ass week man. Hell yeah, there's been fun times. Fun times were the disable I answer. In a few minutes, I'll tell you who won the TikTok Way Kevin Hart tickets WinStar next Friday. Shutting off your entries now though, right now? Yes so the people who got up in there good, but shutting them

off now. One ounce that ninety five and then uh, this afternoon, obviously we're having the gift drift at Mike's, Jim and I twin with the Speakeasy two to six. That'll get going around four four thirty something like that. So we have that. All right, We're gonna continue the clip of the year countdown right, Yeah, dude, final three. Great job on this, man, Well, thank you. I enjoyed doing it though, you know, I know it's it's fun to do it. I'm a pretty

OCD about having things organized and list and saving stuff. A potential hoarder probably, but I like doing this. I'm not cutting our listeners vote on it, even though it's just loosely labeled audio. Yeah whatever it clip's labeled and

then you like, you know, they can't hear it before. One thing that was highly memorable for people though, was the old downbeat, which is no longer in tune with this because we deal a lineup switch back on July twenty fourth, but it was Mike Siroy, Mike Reiner and then Groups and then Danny was added at the end of November and we had a big meeting where they wanted us to say our names more and Danny came back with an

iconic song that should never die even though it's about a show that doesn't exist anymore. Number three, Ryan's Mikey, Danny and Groobs Ryan Mike talking down stuff and down bo with rhymes mike Eth Danny Groots. There's a little guy in a little room. He barts in his sleep and he's not well groomed. He's addicted to porn and wearing splitlocker shoes. Allow me to introduce you to groups rhymes my deep for Danny groups talking about stuff in the afternoon.

Grabbed your phone and send the sidings with rhymes. Mike Eath Danny Broots. He's a failed musician. He looked into this league. He's fifteen years old and he just had a kid. He rambles too much. His opinions are lame. He showers once a week. And Danny's his name rhymes my pet Danny groups talking about stuff in the afternoon. Did he take her whip and down some booze with ries Mikey Danny broods the hills from Miami and he lives at the park. He has to blow in to him to start his car.

He loves the dolphins, the speedboats and breaks some coke. Don't get attached to bike because he'll probably just crow lapping, Danny Groups talking bath stuff in the afternoon. Australia has the Kanger, got rides the Key, Danny brews he's at that age where he can die from the blue his content Physis

beer. After page forty two, the dolphin craps his pants during the show the Riders wearing a diapers So how would we know pasting Rynes Mike, Danny Grooves talking bath stuff in the afternoon, take her rip and downs and boos with rides My yeah, we were told so we were told to say our names more. Yeah, so people would know who they were listening to. You made it easy. I tried, and I know that it's some people

in management that supported those ideas. Not dude. That song was genius, but I bet they were going, mother, yeah, making a joke out damn everything the first I love it. I still love it. It's nice not to hear it every single day because Danny started pulling the revolver out after a couple of weeks to that. But it's so cute and catchy. That's the one where I was like, Danny, we're starting at YouTube page, You're writing kids songs and we're gonna make a trillion dollar kids song. Right,

we're gonna make that song about the zoo. Yes, and we're still a rock duo. You and me. We're having fun at the zoo, right with lions, tigers and Kinger. It's so easy, house, says Moumo. Yeah whatever, get animals, smash hit, get cash to do the video, and we just sit back and avoid getting hit with one hundred dollars bills. All we do is sit back and refresh our bank direct deposit statements, Sit on your millions, wait and watch the ships come in.

It's it's it's great. We wipe our butts with gold nuggets. Wait does that work? It's excellent, dude, that's it. That was an ear where I'm a lot of people struggled with for a long time. Very very good. Number three on the podium. Yes, yes, you got a bronze. Pretty good. I did a response song that was a fail. This did not make the countdown, clearly, that's what you heard at the end. That was I forgot I attached it to it. Uh, does the same thing say the name things? I came in and please told me

you did it live? Not well though, but it's it's terrible. It doesn't take long. It's a short Jeff, Katie Juliet gathered with Saunt together about Jeff. Yeah, God, it started out it sounded like an early Tripping Daisy song. It was really good. We're about to go on a long journey. He plays a rooster. At seven, we'll gather and talk about Jeff's uncircumcised winners. This is like something out of Deep Ellen from ninety one. Man, that was cool. That's a good idea or not.

But your show started at seven. We did start at seven. Unbelievable. Number two long and involves Christina Ray from the Benskin Show. We're sticking at dealing with the frustrations of working on the Bit and Skin show here. Bracket season. Always hated bracket season because my brackets would get questioned, even though I have created the proper, proper formula to have a successful bracket every time. But whatever, and I forgot what the point of the bracket was.

But Christina got mad. Okay, so you can just run it your guy way. She said that to you, like, yeah, dumb man, I'm able to keep up with a bracket that I made. Okay, what's next? Oh we're going? Are we going? Back to the very beginning. Now, Okay, I'd like to apologize for attacking you, because bye, guys, I'll see you. I'm so pissed. No idea how much I'm doing versus Foster the people. Jesus what. Wow? And then a real pleasant song comes. Wow. I never see her upset, she never

gets mad. I always loved that on the radio. She sounds like she's smiling while she's talking. But yeah, you could hear there. She cried really upset, like she'll she'll get sad before she gets angry. Yeah, probably, yeah, yeah, and quiet a little bit. She'd had about enough. And you know what, I don't blame her. Can you imagine having to work with those two bone beaks every day? Gravy, No idea how much I'm doing versus Foster than people, Jesus Christ. Because here's the

thing about thin and Skin. They've known each other since they were boys. And as much as they will go at each other and make fun of each other and all that, when they smell blood and there's chum in the water, they will team up to bully and eat the chum. To say, what, maybe the stupidest answer I've ever given, Green, Green, Green, foster the people, and now anytime you hear pumped up kicks, just any type of foster the people, which you're not referenced much anymore, but

I'll just go faster the people. You kind of have that without a shredding too. So I love you, Christina. Good job. The best number two of course, and now the number one clip of the year countdown. This one has been Uh, we've been waiting on this all day. We've been waiting so long that we have this for it. I was like, yeah, let's go go wait, we waited for that number one. Julie Dobbs, she Peter Pants. Well, thank you, Celsius energy. You

just added a letter and I don't know what letter it was. What is it, Celsius, Yeah, I think you had an h So, yeah I did because it's delicious and none of us ever mispronounced words, so we have to call you out on it. Well, I do mispronounced words, yep, the only one on our show, and I do, I promise somewhere down the road. What was that? That was when I was getting down a bad place with trying to make words, and I just made that sound as a sis. Have to do the next minute, that Julie legit

took her headphones off and has to go to the bathroom leaving. Don't you want to hear this, dude? Okay, okay, the doors closed. I think that means she probably went a little bit. I think she said she did. Okay, because unless you're not leaving the room like you didn't suddenly just have to go. She had an accident, did incredible, as Mike said yesterday, and he goes he was guessing. Mike was like,

I bet Julie peen her pants are number one. He's like, and as it should be if anyone piece their pants on the radio, locking in number one, so like you could hide the other What if you pooped your pants, you could hide that, you know. Yeah, there's layers of protection, maybe a little yeah, like a little bit like, oh man, that was more than I expected. But a tinkle. You got to get out. It's pending. Yeah, you have to