Man, so I saw this job posting this last week and it's about picking up dogs or cats poop like a cat from the litter box dog from the backyard and they said you could be an independent contractor and make up to 70 or 80k a year. Now assuming that's true because I didn't believe the 70-80k a year, you know, anytime they're like, oh you could be an independent contractor and make this, you're probably not going to make that. But seeming if you would, 70-80k are you scooping poop for a living?
Oh yeah, I'm definitely doing it man. I think that's horrible that people are so lazy that they can't even pick up after their own pets that they have to hire somebody else to do that. Where have we gotten to as a nation where that has become a job? I'll do it, that's easy man. The only thing I would say that I can say okay maybe not is if they're elderly or like have a disability to where they can't actually pick up stuff.
I couldn't see that but yeah, most people are probably just lazy about it. Now here's the other question, do you think you can actually make 70 or 80k a year? It depends. I think you can find the market because people are all about convenience. People would rather pay to have stuff done nowadays than to actually do it themselves. So I think you definitely could if you got serious about it. Yeah for sure. Yeah for sure. I mean man there's all sorts of services out there for that.
There's even somewhere it's like you have kitty litter to where you ship off. Have you seen that? To where they like ship it to your home and then whatever you know you need it emptied you ship it back and it's a whole thing. That's really weird too. I don't know if you've seen that. Yeah that's too much. I don't know man it's pretty wild but I'm Micah. And I'm Chris. And this is the Donut Box Podcast. So man it's another episode and we're talking about weird jobs that started off right?
Whatever happened to that micro job or show with dirty jobs? That was actually a pretty good show. There's some interesting things. Don't watch it while you're eating but it was pretty interesting at times I think. He actually started making money through other endorsements through like Maytag and stuff. He's been on a lot of commercials. I feel like that show really launched him. And he was like the background narrator for Deadliest Catch for a while and all sorts of stuff. He's done all sorts.
But anyways welcome to the show. It's the Donut Box Podcast and we're back to our regularly scheduled programming which is five different segments which are each different segments out of the box. And so we always love to start with our first segment which is the old fashioned donut which is a story from our past. And this is actually from the recent past. It's not even from that far back Chris. Well it's been a year ago already. So yeah it has by the time it's aired it's been a year ago.
We're going to talk about my wedding. So if you listened here last year around this time and heard the episode where it's like oh yeah it got married. You know we're going to talk about what that was like because of course that's a big time in people's lives and had some weird things happen as well. I have to preface this by saying it's very interesting because it was already an interesting situation not the fact that you were getting married or your wife or anything like that.
But you've heard us mention it or reference it a couple of times. Micah's parental situation and just without getting too heavily into it just because of the kind of people that his parental units are it's just easier for Micah to not have them in his life and it's better off anyway. So that was already kind of a situation that we were going to have to navigate and it was already going to make the wedding itself interesting. Peacens in. Peacens in.
Okay so I don't actually have too much family either that we had coming to the wedding. A lot of it had to do with we just didn't get a big venue. You know we didn't want it to be incredibly big and you know there was also you know just wanted it to be small for a reason for sure.
So we had a nice venue at a golf course and yeah man I just remember this time last year well a couple of days ago this time last year we I had the bit of family that came into town that I guess that was the only family if I count you guys as family but I guess that was the only family that came in town besides like biological family right. Yeah that was the only biological family that actually made it to your wedding or that you were like at least somewhat comfortable attending your wedding.
So it was it was kind of interesting because it was my grandmother and it was my uncle and couple cousins and shout out if you're listening and they came out and it was we were supposed to see them one night but they went and bought a camper instead and it was like an hour away like it was like a really really long way away and man I'll tell you what wedding process and seeing a bunch of people it's what was hard about the wedding
deal is you want to be hanging out with folks but it's such a boom boom boom thing I'm telling you dude like you can't really be hanging out with folks it's like if you did you kind of have a time slot if you missed that time slot it's like it's kind of gone.
Oh yeah for sure and so we planned Michael's bachelor party we were kind of like hey like what do you want to do man and he was like honestly I just want to go to dinner and I want to go to a minor league baseball game which was cool so we did that.
So give you a little background his family is very religious and all that good stuff right so we weren't going to do anything too crazy none of that and we get to the restaurant and I remember them just being like so where's the party at we're expected to carry Mike out on her shoulders because he's going to get so drunk and this and that we were like nah man like we're just kind of here to hang out just kind of have a good time all that
good stuff like nobody's trying to get crazy nobody's trying to get drunk. Yeah man we went to Cheddar's you know that's that's how crazy we wanted to get we went to Cheddar's for you know beforehand went to a baseball game and I'll put it to this way my party groomsmen hadn't come into town yet.
Yeah so they were it was also probably one of their first times to go to Texas and so it was kind of a culture shock for them to be around the Hispanic culture and I really don't know how they felt about it but I just remember being at the baseball game and of course them doing like a lot of Hispanic like culture things part of the mission.
One of the mascot is Henry the puffy Henry the puffy taco or the flying chunk was which if you don't know what chunk was it's like a flip flop and so that was kind of like a big like thing and they were playing like kumbia music like our ta hano music and I just remember them kind of like I could tell they felt out of their element to put it in a nice way.
Yeah definitely definitely but I mean it's definitely a little different situation than where they're from for sure and so we did that and I remember then we did the rehearsal everything such a blur I don't even like that dang rehearsal I don't even hardly. Yeah we did the rehearsal in the morning because it was the middle of central Texas heat and even when we did the rehearsal super hot super hot and then we ended up going to a winery later in the day after the rehearsal I think.
Yeah and that winery is where me and my wife got engaged so that was pretty cool so we got some wine from there which funny story about that that winery we the reason we went was because these people were really really adamant they were like yeah yeah like we have to do that like we have to do that the day before your wedding and so we made it happen and they ended up canceling so people could be like that.
So then after that like we're all kind of hanging out and everything and of course it's already kind of a just not a tough weekend but just a lot of emotions a lot of like stress and all that stuff because of the wedding not that the wedding was stressful but I think like the family stuff around the situation you know how it is when you get family around but then but then so it was gonna be Micah's other groomsman who he lives in Midland slash
Odessa by the oil field so he was coming down later so he had missed like the whole baseball game bats a party whatever so originally it was gonna be me my wife Micah's wife Micah and then this groomsman well Micah's Micah soon to be was like hey I just rather just rest like just chill out right and so then I was like hey like me and my wife haven't really hung out that much this weekend we're just gonna go eat dinner together and so Michael
like okay I'm gonna go hang out with this other groomsman alright all good so I get I go we go eat all that stuff so we're on the way back to the hotel and all of a sudden I get a phone call from the other groomsman he's like hey man he was like how's it going and I'm like it's going great and let's put it into context these people this groomsman and Chris has not talked and what was that at that point like six seven years six seven
years so we knew him from the bootcrow days he's like hey man how's it going he was like he's like are you gonna come hang out with us and I was like yeah maybe I was like you know the wedding tomorrow we have to be up like really early like my wife has to be up early yeah we had to be there at 7 a.m. we had to be at the venue at 7 a.m. like dressed already so we go and then we he's like hey man like can you just hang out with us and
I was like okay I'm gonna drop my wife off like he was like we're at this you know restaurant I thought it was a restaurant but then when I got there it was more like a bar than a restaurant there was a restaurant in there he's like hey man just come hang out like you know we're not gonna do anything crazy just a drink all that stuff and I'm like okay I'll go hang out with you and he made it sound very convincing so I walk into the bar and I'm like man I
can't even find these people so I just walk around and then I show up and Mike was like what the heck are you doing here and I'm like yo this guy called me from your phone what do you mean what the heck am I doing here I'm here to help you out like I'm here to be here like hang out with you and he was like oh thank God that you're here he was like I he's like I'm hanging out with this guy and he was like he was like he was like I've
already a couple beers in already and I just need to go home because he won't let me stop drinking and did it and I was like man like he keeps he keeps buying me drinks and I'm drinking and like I could tell at that point Michael was a little feeling pretty good as I got Michael saying good and he was a little buzz but he just looked at me he was like thank God you're here he was like I don't want to drink no more he was like I got my wedding
tomorrow at this point it's like 10 o'clock at night 11 o'clock at night so I'm there hang out and you know of course the other groomsman like you know he's a few shots few beers in and he's all like by so he bought a shot for everybody and I took like a little sip of it and then I just kind of like halfway poured it out because he was like let's take it and I was like yeah nah and so I poured it out and so I so he was like hey like let's
go out like I feel bad that I missed a badger part let's go out let's go to the what should I call it the boom boom room the gentleman's inner yeah the gentleman's entertainment established and I'm like nah man because I'm like number one I'm not trying to go like it's the night before Michael's wedding like I and Michael was like man like I don't want to get that messed up you know what I mean like I want to be right there for my wedding
there was that and I also had to pick up my wife's wedding dress like on the way back to and it was already a situation was like man I can't drive this other dude's not gonna be able to drive for sure like we might be taking an Uber over here like two in the morning or whatever it is it just wasn't gonna work out and Chris is being very very modest I was not just a few in and yes he got me the same way I love this man to death but he's
definitely an influence of some sort because he called me and that's what it was he was like man you know I just I feel so bad that the bachelor party came and went and you know I wasn't in town it's like no big deal and he's like well come on come over here you know just have a beer with me you know and I'm like well I really shouldn't you know I don't want to drink the night before I don't want to do anything crazy you know I don't
because number one my wife would kill me if I showed up if I showed up hungover she would have killed me like I already know that it's one thing if it would have been the rehearsal dinner but anyways he's like I'm not just one beer and again he's very convincing it's like yeah just one beer I just want to hang out for a little bit okay great we had Vegas bombs plus beer so quite a bit of that yeah so so it's probably like I'm trying like
I'm trying to get us out of here because I'm like man like if we keep staying here like it's gonna keep buying drinks and all that stuff and I was just like man like it's already like 11 o'clock at night already I'm like bro like my guys to be up at five like to get everything and I was like let's just let's just get out of here so finally I finally convinced them to to like a like we're getting out of here all this stuff and so we get to
the car and Mike was like he was like we gotta stop by get the dress all that stuff and he's like freaking out he's like man he's like I'm scared that I'm not gonna be able to get there on time like I'm gonna oversleep or I'm not gonna wake up and I said oh you're gonna get there to your wedding I said you may not be dressed for your wedding I said but I promise you I said I will get you there I said you may not be dressed I said but I
will get you to the wedding venue on time I promise and he was just like he was like thanks man you're really good friend all that stuff all the goofy stuff that you say when you're a little inebriated yeah so we're good so we're good we go get the dress take Mike go back to back to the apartment all that good stuff and like he you know he's drinking waters all that stuff I set my alarm I text him about the time because I had to wake up
early to take my wife and his wife to the venue then come back get dressed then I went and picked up Micah to take him to the venue so it was all good it all worked out Micah was up nothing was crazy he wasn't hungover like it was all great and the wedding itself was great it was amazing the dang groomsman we partied with he showed up before we did he's like hey man how y'all doing yeah you could tell he was definitely messed up but
he was there he was like I'm here he was like he was like I'm not feeling great but I'm here so you know man and he he took them baller pitchers to he took some great pitchers I I've given to a man he's a he's a G he's a G so they had the wedding so they had the wedding at 10 o'clock and then that way everyone could go home and then take a nap and then they could have the reception at night so you know we went home me and my wife ate some
food like got lunch then we went and got the cheesecakes for the wedding had the reception it was great it was good at this point Micah's family already had booked an impromptu trip to Colorado so they left right after the wedding so the reception was great like the reception or like the ceremony yeah after the ceremony so the reception the only thing is and I'll get off of this and we can change the subject but they had Micah had a security company
you go talk about your yeah for for this and of course you know there's some family dynamics all that stuff like it was like hey like these people show up trying to cause a scene whatever like handle it man there was this one security guy I'm going what his name was your own but you could tell this homie had done like some hard time like street time and you could tell like this was the best job that he has ever had because he was taking his serious man
like my man was strapped up he had his Glock he was all walking around like serious he's like yeah ain't nobody gonna miss up this job for me I'm taking this job serious like he was at the door posted up we finally told him hey man like come get some food and he was like eating some food having a great old time it was great it was a good yeah it was it was fantastic but hey I'm just glad nothing popped off I'm glad we had a good time and yeah we
just a context to take a nap and to miss the heat of the day that's why we did part in the morning and part at night just because if we would have done it in the day man is it would have been too dang hot too dang hot but Jim in we can move to our next segment if you're ready yeah let's do it all right our next segment is the drone or you know what I'm word I said donut hole geez man what is wrong with me I'm trying to go out
of order here is the jelly donut and that is the jail report guess what we're actually gonna do somewhat of a jail report it's a rest stories for sure but you know where I went I like reading Reddit listen Reddit is such brain slug material it's great like you don't it's such a great time Leester anyways so this is what's the funniest thing you know or somebody you know got arrested for oh there you go all right so you ready
for this so the very first one had a friend a while ago who went to a Halloween party dressed as Lieutenant dangle from Reno 911 he and the other guy wound up getting DUIs and spent the night in jail so DUI was not the funny part but watching this dude walk out and doing the walk of shame of the precinct dressed as Lieutenant dangle was one of the funniest things I've ever seen yeah I'm sure that's a pretty pretty interesting thing to
go see you when you're and apparently yes he was wearing the short shorts in the fake mustache this sounds like a jelly donut that we've done before when I was a kid my mom's friend was arrested because she threw a piece of fried chicken at her husband the exact story went like this her husband came home from drinking one night saw her eating fried chicken and he asked where the f is my fried chicken of course I'm making it kid friendly here
to which she replied which to which she replied with throwing a drumstick to his face so he called the cops and apparently the guy who's talking's mom had to pick her friend the neighbor up from jail and she was charged with assault yeah that's wild like that one when the guy got mad and he assaulted his wife with the big chicken oh man I don't know what it looks like I like these yeah I don't know it's funny I think it was just the way that the report
was written the fact that he assaulted his wife was not funny but like when you assault somebody would be alright so there was a drunk guy at a gas station at night and a cop was walked in and he was wearing a vest and all this other stuff and so then the drunk guy at the gas station starts asking the cop and poking his bulletproof vest asking him does this stop at 9 millimeter how about an AK and kept poking his vest so the cop apparently
was super chill at first and told him not to do it again if he was smart drunkenly the guy tried to grab his stun gun and turned around and when the cop saw what he was doing the cop put him into a hammer lock and smashed him on the ground with his face first yeah bro you don't be reaching for nothing like the cop was probably like good good on the cop for being chill at first but then it's like nah like I don't know if you're trying
to threaten me or what even with questions like does this stop at 9 millimeter how about an AK that's some questions you don't want to be asking the cop yeah he's probably like what are you trying to do alright so the next one is I have a friend who used to drink a lot and get on to all sorts of shenanigans I once had a college football party game someone cut in line in front of him at the porta potty so he got pissed and pushed over the porta
potty with the dude in it so the guy then says pro tip if you ever find yourself in a situation where you really want to push somebody over at a porta potty with somebody in it push it over onto the door otherwise you'll quickly have yourself dealing with a very angry very crap covered individual so a fight ensued and he nearly got expelled the last part is great but apparently it all worked out he's a doctor now hey look at God
won't he do it I know right bless up that's what he did alright the very next one a friend got our friend got separated from other friends at a birthday party he got too drunk to answer his phone calls from the friends but eventually managed to flag a taxi he was aggressive to the taxi driver and didn't know or remember where his friends lived apparently got really mad at the taxi driver when they kept asking where do you want to go so the taxi driver
shoved him out of the vehicle and drove off he got mad and apparently punched out another taxi driver's window mistakenly thinking it was the same taxi and then yelling some racial slurge and punching the cabbie in the face so then assault finds jail time all that stuff lesson learned people are dumb when they're drunk I can't people are dumb and make what they say alcohol and peer-to-judge me that's the first thing to go exactly oh this person
said it was their mom so the officer gave her a ticket but she decided she didn't want to take the ticket and she ripped the ticket up and threw it in the officer's face the officer then decided to arrest her and she drew a knife and it went downhill from there um yeah yeah I would say so oh yeah I would say so I want to know more context on that story but it's reddit and that's all that there was there um you want to do a couple
more yeah we could do a couple more yeah let's see so um so this guy's buddy went to the courthouse to pay a speeding ticket and at the metal detector he was forced to empty his pockets into the container this included a small bag of weed in a bag of cocaine he spent the next five hours uh being the butt into the joke as officers really took turns taking him to the interrogation room and ask him did you really come in here with coke
and weed on you and when he said yes they would laugh at him and then other ones would come in and just just to laugh at him at least he was honest yeah I guess it doesn't say how long he was arrested for but apparently they all thought that was pretty funny all righty so one time uh there was a guy and he was in traffic with his friend and his friend needed to go to the bathroom really bad we can all see where that's going so the
friend dared him to run about a hundred yards in front of us pull his pants down and pee but instead he said to do it bare ass facing traffic like it was one of those like stupid friend you know things so he actually did it and went out into traffic did it right in front of a cop and he got arrested for addition exposure and the guy said edit the cops are cool um at the station and ended up letting them go with a warning hey well
that's good at least it didn't turn out worse could have you know could have ended up bad like on his record and stuff you know oh for sure for sure but yeah he got arrested for some pretty crazy stuff huh um sounds like a lot of it was either people being really stupid or drunk or something too hey man party like rock star you ready to go to the next now it's time for the donut hole all right so it's the donut hole which is our variety
segment and this week we don't have a quiz don't worry chris i'm not putting your brain to the test at least not this week so you know we're going to talk about we are going to talk about commercial aviation's greatest mysteries and the where i'm including you chris is i'm going to tell you the story or these stories and you're going to tell me what you think happened all of these flights have disappeared or something has happened
to them i want your craziest conspiracy theory on what you think happened with the pieces i give you all right so the very first one is uh the db cooper case so it refers to a hijacking that took places in the 70s where a guy using the alias dan cooper hijacked a plane going from portland organ to seattle so he flew around for a little bit he called up and as they do in the classic ransom um hijacking you know stuff i you know i have
everybody on the plane i want to parachute and all this stuff perish apparently there was a parachute on board he found it they told him about it he parachutes out of the plane at a certain point and his remains or nothing was ever found the fbi did a really extensive search and everything do you think that he actually made it and got away because he was using aliases and all sorts of stuff previously uh yeah i've actually i think i've
actually seen the documentary on this one uh because they made a documentary about it uh i think he did get away there have been a lot of people who are like yeah uh he never existed this is just a made up story like there's no evidence that this even happened all this stuff and so that's where i'm kind of like yeah because i've heard conflicting stories about it where like people say oh yeah this happened and then this happened so i don't
know if it even like really happened you know yeah there's there's no tellings it's a lot that shrouded in mystery i mean anything that um you know anything like that is going to be having a really convoluted story because you got a lot of people that are spinning the story all right so the next one there was a charter flight that was operated by the flying tiger line and it's a um basically it was instead of using military aircraft
to take people back and forth to go home you know from the war they would use actual civilian airliners and they would you know contract them out um so 93 these guys get on this plane and this was in the early days of vietnam so they were going out from california out to saigon and they were in this was between a refueling stop in guam over to saigon they were flying and they reported uh right before they got to the philippines that everything
was good and they were supposed to make another stop in the philippines and no distress signal was received and they couldn't find anything also ideal flying conditions like just disappeared you know millie airheart also disappeared over the pacific what do you what do you think happened uh i think she just won't never mind i shouldn't probably say that uh because that's not culturally appropriate um i think a millie airheart ran off with her secret lover
to some island up there that's what i think but this other one i don't know what happened uh when it says quote unquote people disappeared i think uh they probably either just died or crashed or there's something more to it one quote unquote made them disappear yeah something somebody quote unquote made them disappear all right so here's the next one this was actually during the korean war there was another airliner it was a canadian pacific
airliner and it took off from canada and it was going over to japan to assist in the korean airlift for the history buffs out there so they were making a refuel stop in anchorage alaska and they encountered rain and low visibility and icing um but 90 miles before its arrival they had been talking with um anchorage and things like that and seemingly just disappeared here's the other weird thing about it um they never were heard from again american and canadian
rescue teams searched for eight months in a radius of 3000 square miles and no traces of people or wreckage were found at all i don't know i don't have any theories on what happened that's just kind of one of those it's just one of those weird ones how much do you believe in the brimuda triangle like what do you think about do you think there's actually something to that like something actually happens no i don't i don't believe the brimuda
i don't i don't believe in it i don't think that there's like some weird space vortex where people just disappear i think people just disappear so in this particular flight it was the british south american airways and uh this is back when they named their plays the star ariel and so apparently the pilot reported fine weather conditions this was back in the 40s um and was in route to brimuda and uh or they were in route from bermuda
to jamaica and about an hour after they left they disappeared and they were unable to find any sort of evidence of anything that happened with them either um this was one of the biggest flights because you know ships it's one thing right brimuda triangle people disappear ships wise that had been happening for a while but then when planes started disappearing i feel like that's when it really started amping up you know man there's something with the brimuda
triangle but yeah they could they could never find the wreckage it's pretty incredible to me you would think that at least something would be washed ashore or something right if they crashed yeah you would think so but i don't know but who knows you would think so who's to say all right the very here's the very last one see if you have any theories on this one so in 2003 there was a 727 now let me give you some perspective a 727 can
carry like 120 people okay so i mean it's a decent size airliner okay um so two guys just jumped on the plane and stole it from uh angola airport and there was a worldwide search uh from all on from a lot of law enforcement agencies and including the united states and there's been no trace of that aircraft that's been found so the story goes like this at sunset apparently two men boarded the plane they began taxing and just never communicated
with the control tower and they were maneuvered erratically and got onto the runway without clearance um and they took off headed towards the atlantic ocean before disappearing like into the abyss pretty much um the only other ends like insights that they have before the incident the aircraft was filled with about 14 000 gallons of fuel which gave it about 1500 miles of a range to go but yeah ever since then and this happened in the 70s there's
been no debris it's ever been seen nothing no trace of it ever again probably living on a private island an undiscovered island or maybe they're probably dead now but maybe they just flew to some undiscovered island that we have no idea exists i'm michael and this has been aviation's most wanted i had a plane that went missing too i had a plane that went missing too didn't really hurt me that's why that's why i started you know america's
most wanted plane stories you gotta love ol um did that actually happen to you or are you just pulling my leg right now what's the guy's name wash john walsh with uh america's most wanted oh yeah john walsh like i lost my son i lost my plane um alright alright man well i tell you what i know that john wash fires you up there's gotta be some other stuff that fires you up too because it's our next segment what fries my dough frist what fries
your doughnuts man oh this fries my doughnuts entitled people who act like you're there to serve them and that the the world is just their little playground and they don't have to do nothing and i'm not just i'm not talking about people you meet in the everyday public i'm talking about people that work on your team that's who i'm talking about uh like they think oh yeah uh i should be oh this this and this because i don't know why i don't
know why they have these hangups i don't know why they think these things are you know what i'm just gonna leave a mess everywhere i go i'm gonna leave a mess in my office i don't care who cleans it up that's what the cleaning people are there for i'm just gonna not clean it up like that really gets on my nerves because i'm like how arrogant do you think that you are that you you know other people are there to serve you like that's how i feel about
it and i'm like oh yeah you can do all these cool things but if you can't like clean up after yourself or you can't treat other people with human decency i ain't got no room for you man you take you all that and a bag of chips ain't even the grease on the side of the bag now it's uh what's interesting is i don't know if you've heard this but i've heard that a lot of people who are like that it comes from a deep rooted insecurity of some
sort to where they have to feel like they're the most important thing in their lives all the time they have to prove that to themselves oh yeah exactly but my thing is like these people that i know are that i'm talking about like they they're quiet about it you know what i mean they won't come out and straight straight say it but you you look at their actions and they're like yeah you must obviously think that you're better than people or that you
know like i i don't like that i don't like when you treat other people like they're there to serve you you know what i mean and that's i don't like that or lower just be a decent human being clean up after yourself treat people with respect and kindness and dignity you know what i mean well you would think that would be basics but you know but whatever a lot of people don't be following that stuff man a lot of people don't be they don't be
following it and these are the people that they're the ones that they get promoted they get the accolades they get the limelight you're like dude like do you not see all these people are act like i don't know i don't know what formulae it is i guess you have to just be a jerk one to get ahead in life i guess that's how the world works like you have to be the laziest jerk in the world you have to do the least work you have to be the rudest you
have to not pull your own weight and treat people like crap in order to get ahead in this world and i know that that's not true but that's kind of how it's oh yeah no for sure it just yeah no i totally get you it's a lot of times it's who's making those decisions are feeling the same way to are doing the same things too is why it's allowed to fly but that's a whole another subject we can get into there yeah that's all i really had
to say i was trying to say without calling people's names out because i know people are going to go back to listen to so that's all i really gotta say clean up your messes treat people right treat all right sounds good you know what else fries my donuts what fries your donuts fries my donuts is the fact that the maintenance at my apartment still has it fixed my okay i'm just joking we're gonna get to the rest of this here yeah you went
in on that yeah i know i'm with you dude we talked about that a little bit apartment maintenance yeah man they still haven't fixed my stuff by the way so that's because i was thinking about it earlier i was like it's been two freaking weeks since what you what you need to do is you need to hire somebody to fix it and then send the bill shoot i wish i could just do it myself yeah there's some stuff that i've had to just do myself exactly
all right man well we can move on to our next segment which is the improv segment chris we've got free improv this week what uh what we what we doing here let's pick an accident out of the hat oh we haven't done the brooklyn new york accident in a while yeah it made me almost say something but it's a family friendly show what no ziti is that what you were gonna say no i was gonna say f and right we haven't done it in a while but we can't
do that uh let's pick a scenario let's think about at the beach on vacation since it's summer at the beach on vacation okay all right i can start oh i see they let anybody on the freaking beach nowadays huh oh hey i don't know what you're talking about here i'm just trying to get my suntan going over it's suntan it seems i don't care what season it is you're blocking my life well listen here i wouldn't be the one talking because you're snuff a
lot forgets of a wife is over here doing a solar eclipse i bet you you're a mezz fan aren't you you're puke i am a mezz fan what's wrong with being a mezz fan there's not a better mezz team than when art champski was on there what what you gotta get champski a nothing just the fact that the yankees 27 or whatever it is now we got how many championships what do you got all you got is you know you're not even in the city oh the yankees this guy
with the yankees oh you and everybody else and their mother is talking about the yankees what yes we know the yankees have won a whole bunch of championships but when was the last time they won a championship 1932 oh yeah i forgot you were there in person because you're like a hundred freaking years old what have you had a championship all you've had is crap all you've had his first round draft picture prick that's it that's all the meds have had
listen here i don't know why we're over here discussing baseball when we should be over here enjoying our families at the beach we have the day off there's no guys that we gotta whack none of that we should be enjoying our day here at the beach just because we Italian americans what makes you think that i'm in the mob whacking people i haven't killed the person in my life where word on the street is that you're part of the gambino family
and yet you've been often guys since last week waste management i'm a part of waste management but roll in sanitation will you tell me this one guido if you're part of waste management then why is your wife still hanging around yeah you obviously ain't managing that you want to talk about people's wives let's talk about yours that looks like two eggs hanging on a nail you know what i'm saying well let's talk about your son christopher
he's a little light in the loafers if you know what i'm oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa we're not talking about kids you know what let's talk about your goomba everybody knows you got the little thing on the south side of town whoa whoa whoa you leave my goomba out of this leave leave me your goomba out of this the fact that you're deflecting because you don't want to admit that your son's got a little extra sugar in his cannoli if you
know what i mean that's it before i you before i take you and throw you all the way to piscata away i'm telling you i'm gonna walk away i'm gonna walk away i don't need to do this again i already did a stint rikers it was good to see y'all see at the family reunion yeah it was always good to see you don't eat always be like that let's just be talking the most mess about each other you think they hate each other but it's like well see you at the family
reunion hey this guy busting balls all the time man man this guy i wish i could talk like i wish i could like legitimately go up there and talk like that and say what i really want to say and just see who would interact with me or if it would actually be passive i don't know yeah i'm pretty sure most people probably pick up and be like where the f are you from i'd probably be like where in very new york are you from here's the thing do
you remember and this is again a side story during coven when we would do uber eats and we would just order in different accents yeah and people would believe it like at the drive through we would just keep the accent go i still i still do that sometimes i still pull up to the drive through and just do something random see if you can hold it gotta stay in character well anyways man heck yeah well you know what it's been such a good time but
we are on to our final segment which is the eclair or our positive advice for this week and i think you went last time we did this so i'm gonna go ahead and do this so of course life's has its up and downs and there's a lot to be fearful of but i just want to encourage you we always talk about keeping a balance right and it's really easy to become so fearful with things of uh you know i'm not gonna i'm not gonna do thing and you know easiest examples
and i'm not talking about myself or anybody in particular you get to the point where you are like you know what like say there's a shooting down the road right these things happen especially in some of these bigger areas that we live in yeah you can make the decision of oh i'm gonna sit in my house and you know it's safer here and things like that but at the same time is it really and are you really living a fulfilling life that way it goes that way in a proverbial
sense as well go over into anything that you have in life jobs you know relationships anything like that yeah you can hunker down and say you know what i'm gonna protect myself and you know i'm not gonna have any problems but at the same time if you don't open yourself up you're not gonna open yourself up to the opportunities and the blessings that are there because you won't be there to catch them when they're coming at you you know you'll be too
busy in protection mode and so i just encourage don't live in fear i mean there's always you want to be wary of certain things and you want to make sure that you're you know in tune with a few things but at the same time you also don't want to impede your life with being scared and running from things yeah fear is not fear it can be a healthy thing right like you're afraid of a snake and that causes you to not get bit but like if you live your life
in fear it's not a way to live but for sure mine is uh you don't always have to hit a home run sometimes it's okay if you hit a double or if you just get a base hit and uh for me that's that's kind of been what i've been learning recently because i got the mentality that i want to like always hit a home run like i everything i do i want to do it to a hundred percent and that's a good mentality to have but sometimes like you got to be okay
with like hey like we're not going to knock it out of the park this week just because this week has been crazy but we are going to at least get a base hit and it's okay if everything is not a hundred percent or like a grand slam that you pull off sometimes you got to it's okay if you just get the task done and so i've been reminded of that this weekend so it's been a good uh good lesson for me to learn yeah most of the times if
your concerns are falling in that place most of the time you're a hundred percent is still most than or you know even your eighty ninety percent is more than some people just because of the mentality you have so well man it's been a darn good episode of the donut box podcast but we have come to the end and you know what trash can network it's old trash can network on youtube and instagram go find us on facebook as well and you know we got
plenty of good stuff you're into that aviation stuff which you know of course i'll be pushing it on the trash can network as well but if you're into it exclusively we're also on instagram with the aviator society so you can go over there and check that out as well wait let me ask a question is it is it is it a shorter distance to fly or drive across texas mica man i'll tell you this much it's you know what planes go five hundred miles an hour
so that should answer that question right there oh so you're telling me that but google said that it's faster to fly than to drive that's what google said so we have to go with it anyways if you want to see that video we even had a post drop on wednesday with links over to that chris and i did the trip which one went faster flying or driving you can find out there's just two one minute videos so you can go check that out but man we can
uh i think we're good to take this donut box out to the trash if you're good with it let's do it all right man i'm liking it and i'm crazy and it's been another donut box pie this is another Sunday