So I was at the movie theater and you know what I found out they're making a movie of that's coming out like in a couple weeks I had no idea they were making this movie. They're making bad boys for oh, yeah, I did see that actually I saw promo for it with Martin Lawrence and apparently that whole joke for bad boys to like The boy that came and dated the daughter or whatever. It's like apparently they got married or something. I don't know
Yeah, that's in bad boys three. They they reference that but you haven't seen bad boys three yet I still have it that is that is an ultimate sin, especially because you've been recommending it to me for years Does that make me a bad friend Christopher? No, it's all good, but it's on Hulu right now
So if you want to go watch it you go watch bad boys three. I'm not gonna lie bad boys four actually does look pretty good I just hope they aren't gonna fast and furious it yeah to where yeah before we know it
It's gonna be bad boys six. It's like the family return Yeah, cuz they did leave it off at the end of that boys three for this this one and I'm like, okay Like that makes sense like I make sense for them to do another so I'm on board with that I just don't want them just trying to get cash crowds, but I was like ooh and they're also making
Did you see the trailer for Beetlejuice Beetlejuice? Yeah, I did yeah, it looks big looks good You know, I don't go to the movies, but that's actually one that I do want to go see It's like that one actually looks pretty good and the storyline looks pretty good as well So it's like you know that actually sounds pretty good. Yeah, I'm not really sure what the storyline is I just saw like the teaser trailer, but it looks like it's gonna be pretty good. I heard it was
You know the daughter from the first character basically it was like the three generations. It's like the The witchy mom and you know the daughter who was the protagonist of the first one and then Apparently she's got a daughter now and then Beetlejuice comes into the equation and it's a whole thing
So it's like kind of kind of different generation. I guess this generation's a Beetlejuice that makes sense You know what before we get off this subject There's one that I saw on TV the other day that I went man That's a TV show that Christopher's gonna love and he's gonna watch it
Did you see they're coming out with the new Matlock except it's gonna be with Kathy Bates? No way I Was being sarcastic I'm just saying when I saw that commercial was like no no no no Well when you well when you said that it was promising and then you said Kathy Bates and then he lost well no You know, I don't know man Reboots reboots you got to do something really good with it and don't get me wrong Kathy Bates isn't terrible But it's just kind of a weird fit
All right. Well, I'm Chris and I'm Micah and this is the Dona box podcast Well speaking of reboots and all that stuff when you said Kathy Bates she reminds me of a family member that's Maybe closely related to you, but I will get off that subject. Okay. Anyways
Welcome to the Dona box podcast. We actually have a special episode for you. This is is Is called what fries my donuts extended edition and this is whole episode We're gonna try to keep it positive, but it's just gonna be a rant of what really fries our donuts Just in life not just this week, but in general. Yeah, absolutely And if you listen to our show regularly we talk about what fries are done
It's that's something else. I'm gonna try to do I'll probably touch on some that's like, yeah You know we've I've talked about in the past, but largely a lot of these I thought of some and I don't think I've talked about these so I think it'll be good So this is like the spin-off show of our show. It's kind of like a spin-off episode
I guess it's getting its own dedicated episode one segment. I'll put it this way I really like what fries my donuts That's probably one of my favorite segments that we do each week because it lets you you know tell your opinion with that it being a Well, unless you say something about something your wife likes then it could be a problem But hey, we're not getting on that you heard it first
Listeners for the whole world you are Micah's venting place so he can just just throw everything out who needs therapy
We have the donut box podcast. What can I say? All right? Yeah with that being said I'm gonna let you go first because it sounds like you got a whole bunch of things you want to talk about yeah, man, and so Something else that Chris always loves to point out when we do what fries my donuts is everything that fries my donuts is oddly Specific so most of the things on my list are going to be oddly specific So just be prepared for that Chris and world the first one that I thought of was and
It happened again today everything it fries my donuts when everything always happens when I'm eating I sit down to eat something. You know, it's you have a hard day or you have something hard happen And you go and sit down and for me eating is kind of that break point of okay now It's time for relaxation and that's when somebody calls. Hey, I need a favor. Hey, I need something going on work calls you Something happens somebody knocks on your door
Something happens right it never fails. I don't know what it is. It's just like right when you sit down, too It's like the food's nice and hot. It's right in your face. It's like all right. I'm about to eat you take a bite It's like man, this is good and all of a sudden something happens. You're like you got to be kidding me I got to get up and then yeah, I don't know man. Does that happen to you or is that just me?
It does happen to me, but I think it's it is Prize your donuts more because you said that eating is like your sanctuary place and for you eating has It's like now I can finally rest. I don't have anything more to do. This is like me getting to unwind
It's part of your unwinding process. So then when things pop up it kind of pokes holes in the operation So I think it's more of a that's invading like your safe place Yeah, absolutely well And a lot of the time too it always happens when you're at your most tired or something is going on and you're just like Oh, I want to do is eat or like them you're at the most hungry point and you're just like Oh, I want to do is eat and it's like something happens. So it's like yeah, man
That's that fries my doughnuts. So that that was the first one. What do you got? What do you think? What fries your doughnuts? I'm gonna try to leave the names out of this So I don't get sued. Um, now. I'm just kidding not sued but get in trouble What really fries my doughnuts is when people try to push their own product or song or movie on you without You asking or actually being interested in it. Yeah, or actually interested so
And they make it all about them. So How do I don't know if I really want to get into this because this is a very specific subject but say for instance you are Just sitting around you're having a meeting you're discussing whatever it is and You're just sitting around you're having a meeting you're just having a meeting and you're like You're like, um, you're having a meeting and you're like, what's going on? You're like, hey, I'm gonna go and sit down and listen to this song. You're like
We were talking about something totally else. I'll just do like no, but it's like they're pushing it in your face And it's like a hey look at me and I don't like that because I'm like if you know I've been working on this movie and I'm like, oh dude, like that's cool. I have to check it out sometime
But like well, hey, I got it right here. You want to check it out or maybe I can send it to you Whatever like that part is okay But when you're just like talking and you're like all of a sudden you just out of left field like hey Do you want to listen to my song or hey? Do you want to come see my website? Like what the heck is that? Here's a specific to the whole you know people being trying to promote themselves. I you know, I don't like that
I also don't like it when people try to shove just stuff. That's not even theirs right music that they like or For instance, I've been driving in a car before and you have your music on or you don't have any music on I've had it before where there's no music on and somebody goes hey, man I heard this really cool song here later like it's one thing if it's Chris and I know he's trusted with the music you know what I'm saying, but there are some people that you just cannot trust with music and
I don't know for me most people are I don't know your taste I don't you know unless we've talked about it explicitly and like hey, you know We we know that we align in genres like don't turn that on but I've had people who grab the auxiliary court and just start Going just assume the DJ role. I don't know that stuff bothers me too or It's like I saw this really cool is the grand real the other day and they're like shoving their phone in your face
I can't stand that crap either. Yeah, that's the big one It's like if you think it's funny like now It's one thing of like it's my wife or something and she's like hey like watch this video and she but it's like another thing If it's like someone I don't know that well And they just shove this phone in your like bro Just send that to me because nothing's awkward because what you think is funny
I might not find funny because they'll be like oh watch this video. It's so hilarious and I'm like it really wasn't that funny But but I think it's it is one thing like, you know, for example if Mike was like dude, let me play this song like it's really cool Like there may be a chance that I don't really like it, but Mike is my friend It's okay. Yeah depends on who this person is it depends on who this person is I got it's kind of you know
What we were talking about what I was saying before too. I think it's exactly that is you know, it all depends on the person is You know if you say it's cool, I'm gonna trust you because I would say nine and a half things out of ten I'm gonna agree like yeah, that's pretty dope Right, but it's like there's there's some people that's like nah, man I don't know you like that to to try to you know It's it's one thing if you want to try to get to know somebody or align with somebody
But a lot of times it's just like they shove it in your face, you know, I think that's the thing about it Yeah, or it's one thing if you're like riding in the if you're going on a car trip and you're like hey man
Like you're the passenger you pick the music bro. Like you tell me hey you pick the music now If you say alright you pick the music then that's on you if like you got to sit through that you got to endure it Right like even if it's not your jam like you told them you gave them permission for the ox core But I think going back back to the original thing I just don't like when people are self-promoting and I understand you do sometimes
Have to self-promote in certain industries and I get that but it's just over self-promoting And it's like look at me and that and that's the problem with with Instagram and all this stuff It's like people are just trying to get a viral viral like and Not to go into I mean I can't go into that rabbit hole But like especially with like young preachers and stuff now it's all about like how can I look good for Instagram?
Can I say a quote that's tweetable? Oh, yeah, all that stuff and I hate that I'm like bro like it shouldn't be about you like it is number one It's supposed to be about Jesus number two You're supposed to be feeding your people spiritually and number three like the word of God speaks for itself So you don't have to come up with some catchy quote or thing that makes you go viral on so that's what fries my doughnuts
Yeah, absolutely going off of something you just said I wasn't gonna bring this up until later But something that I've been hearing about more and this is what fries my doughnuts. Have you heard about? branch eyes churches
Now I'm not talking about churches chicken like I'm not talking about churches chicken. I'm talking like There are organizations out there now There are companies that will buy land buy churches and all you have to do is pay in a certain amount $5,000 to let you be the pastor But they take a certain cut off the top and you're a part of their network you have to teach their curriculum
You have to do and it's becoming really big in Silicon Valley to have these franchise churches to where you're a part of a franchise network
That fries my doughnuts. That is that is like that, you know I'm you know and we're getting more into the religion side of things, but you know, I Do believe to a certain extent you have to run your church like a business But that is way too business, you know, that is All that is is trying to be a cash grab is what that is and try because what are they trying to do?
They're trying to have so many people or so many churches in their network a Lot of the ties and offering are going to this main pool, right?
And then at the same time they're taking 20% off the top already Because you just paid into it or you know, how much ever percent they're taking off the top of everything else because really and truly they funded it for you and all you did was buy in and you know it leaves Pastors powerless, I feel like right and that's Bad in a lot of instances too, but it the whole concept is just it sounds like it would be having Jesus flipping tables
Yeah, it doesn't you know that stuff fries my doughnuts and the thing is You know and I'm personally a Christian I think it goes into the deeper deeper thing of it and it's been going on for a long time But you know, there's a reason that Christianity has been played out You know, there's a lot of snake oil salesman out there I'll just say that and that's what's aggravating about it is because a lot of times Christianity gets a really bad name and it's because we have a lot of these
You know, there's a lot of people out there that are out there for their own selfish game Yeah, they're on they're all people but these people get into the game just to do this like they didn't you know It's one thing if you were pure hearted of intention at first and then it turned into something else and that happens too But a lot of these guys it's like they didn't even believe in God in the first place And now they're gonna start a church and it's because they want that money
They'll say whatever it takes to make it happen and it's all tax-free That's why they want it and you're getting rich off the kingdom of God and you're building your own kingdom instead of God's kingdom bro, and at this point and I'm gonna go one step further and we're not gonna make this whole episode about it because we could but What we've come into as a society right now what a lot of people are trying to grab on to is Next steps and a lot of what feels good, right?
so all they have to do is go in there and say what feels good to people and Not talk about the rest of it. It doesn't necessarily have to be biblically based right they just it's a Lot of what I've seen from and I'm talking more about these franchises I've seen the other side of it right where it's hellfire and brimstone and then scaring people into the whole thing and that's a Side of it too, but this side is almost a how do I put this a Tony Robbins event, right?
It's like a self promotion, you know like oh my god, you're so great and that's fantastic too But they pump these people up so much to where it's like they're just giving boo-coos and boo-coos of money But at the same time they're going off of the principles of Christianity and it's supposed to be about giving up yourself and living by the commandments of God right instead what they're teaching is You're so great do what you want to do and that's wrong and so it's
There's a lot of that crap out there and it just it fries my donuts up man. It's just you know The intention is just so terrible and that stuff is just it leads so many people and it destroys people's lives It's what it does so anyways pretty crazy stuff But that that's the fries my donuts. What what do you have man? What's going on? Um, this is kind of like with social media and stuff and I'm gonna use an example
And this is a very hot button topic right now. So hear me. I'm not hey, it's 2024 man with the donut box podcast Yeah, I'm not defending or attacking this person right, but I don't like as a People on social media. They they don't do their real research and they just see I guess Articles or whatever and then they attack or cancel a person And you probably know what I'm referring to mostly about the speech from the Kansas City Chiefs player
That has gone viral that Harrison whatever his name is. Yeah, and so he made some comments that I Think I I watched the video and I understood what he was trying to say I don't think he communicated what he was trying to say that well and There was probably a better way of communicating his point And again, I'm not defending him or coming against him But people online just straight up canceled him
But they didn't watch like this entirety of the speech they took out one or two like little sound bites But they didn't watch the speech in its entirety and I'm like dude as social media like we just cancel people for no reason Like we don't fact check. We don't look at the whole story We don't look at the whole story. We don't do that and we just go off what other I guess influencers are saying about this person instead of actually doing the research for ourselves
I don't like that. We just relied on letting influencers tell us what we should or should not have and Or what we should or should not cancel. I don't like you know, it's interesting. You say that because
I do agree with that. It's it's weird because a lot of the world that we grew up in Um, it was CNN and minis NBC and Fox news Like they were the main three and they were the ones really pumping out the news and it was very biased And they would do that right to where somebody would say something They would take a snippet of whatever they said Out of context and then they would throw it on tv and they would just bash that person for it
And that's where a lot of people had you know opinions about you know, you can throw any name in there for all three of those news networks I feel like you know social media got so in depth to where now we're talking about all these influencers You have thousands of Fox news is in msnbc and all the you know opinion is just Out there right and what blows my mind is how many sheep are out there right? How many people follow just whatever people say that that's the part that blows my mind?
I don't I don't know It seems like it's just weird because it's just gone so much more in depth You know, it's one of the things I don't like either is that we Don't have grace for people and so we'll take this one isolated incident and then we'll automatically cancel people Now here hear what I'm saying like if a person has a repeated history of doing things Then yes, we should cancel them 100% but like we we don't give grace or or let people make mistakes
I mean you heard about that whole thing with Kevin Hart hosting the Oscars like he made a tweet 10 years ago
Right like and people canceled him for that 10 years later. He apologized when the tweet first came out After it came out like 10 years ago But people were still taking that and they like canceled him and I'm like dude like you make it impossible for anybody And I'm like dude if half the people knew your personal business not not you might go specifically I'm talking you as in a general way if half the people
knew your specific business or what you said 10 years ago or what you said even five years ago You'd be canceled too So it's like we don't give grace to people for making mistakes and at the same time we also On the flip side of that we also give too much grace for people that have repeated behaviors So we'll cancel someone like a Harrison So and so but we won't Cancel Oprah. This is kind of a weird example or Cuba Gooding Jr. You heard about that guy, right?
Like that guy apparently is not good at all. Apparently he's had repeated Like sexual crimes and nothing's ever happened to him basically the every time it's like oh Well, you're gonna go to six months worth of counseling. He's never been to jail and he's been convicted like five times it's I don't know
You know, it's like those people don't get canceled. They still get movie deals. I don't know it's great Yeah, and Oprah's taking pictures with Harvey Weinstein friends with Harvey Weinstein friends with art kelly friends with p. Diddy like hold on Bro like friends with Jeffrey hold on dude like oh listen Oprah Oprah's been sketchy man
There's there's a whole rabbit hole. You can go down like Oprah's been In that stuff for a long time, but we don't cancel her why I don't know I mean you saw the whole monique interview with uh with shannon sharp I mean he was talking she was talking about Oprah too and how Oprah did her dirty and I mean and did a whole bunch of other people dirty too
And so I mean there's there's a whole bunch of stuff. It's it's crazy because poly like Hollywood is so corrupt and not just that but just A lot of a lot of the media outlets are just the whole thing is just really messed up And I think it spits people out weird when you're Oprah and you're part of the gatekeepers quote unquote or you're part of common conspiracy theorists when you're part of the Illuminati dog
Telling you you you can't get canceled. They make it impossible for you. That's why they they distract you over here So you're not really sure about what's going on. We won't go into that but them secret societies. That's something else That's something else, but yeah, I completely understand what fries your donuts next. What are you what's getting on your nerves? So my next thing we're gonna change subjects just a little bit here
Bad salesman bro. I cannot stand bad salesmen if there's anything that fries me up more than anything It is a bad salesman trying to pitch to me and you know, I'm not trying to be All whatever but at the same time I've sat through sales presentations um, there was one that I was at uh, when I was going through the wedding venue process and As chris can tell you or anybody that's gotten married will tell you it's quite the process
I mean there's quite a lot of things to look at and a lot of it's very expensive And so you're trying to find the best deal naturally and so it was pretty crazy But this particular sales person and I'm using them as an example because you you've all been through these situations But I feel like the first thing and this always bothers me Some people's sales technique is to put somebody else down automatically
I you know and the first thing she did we walked the venue and so now it's time for the full You know, she showed us everything. We sit on the couch now. We're talking specifics The first thing she says is well when we're talking about price You've probably been around town and seen some of the other prices like yeah And it's like you have you been up to the road and she named the venue up there and I said no not yet
And she goes oh, you don't want to go up there. Let's run by the chinese you're like, uh, do what And it's just like uh, do what and she goes on about how it's a corporate run business and it's from china And you don't want to go there because they're going to charge you double and all this other stuff And she said something about a couple other venues as well and then it starts going into Again, we haven't even talked price yet and she's like trying to give us discounts left and right and
It's you're sitting here going first. You talk bad about somebody now. You're like groveling. This is really weird You know, this is really really weird and I understand most people are not salesmen But when you're talking about something that's over $10,000 It's very very weird when somebody is First talking bad about people then sitting over here like well, you know We can we can throw in the catering for free and it's like we haven't even talked about the price
Like why are you why are you automatically lowering because to me that as a consumer that kind of tips me off of like What's going on here? We haven't even talked specifics and it's kind of like being at a car Deal, right and they're automatically going like oh, well, I'll throw this in for free. He's like, why are you throwing stuff in? We haven't even talked details yet like that don't something don't seem right, right and There will be things like that or those guys that become a door-to-door
Um for like like, oh, yeah, they don't take no for an answer. They try to get in your house Yeah, they'd be trying to get into your house and that's what I don't like that really fries my donuts I don't really deal with people that much
But at the same time it's like them the Mormons. They've been trying to get up in there real hard They don't want to take no for an answer They try to do all this stuff and you know when we're talking about these home security people a lot of time They're from out of state and so you don't know who these people are and so for me a lot I don't know call it my paranoia or whatever But it aggravates me that these people come up there and they just want to keep on talking
It's like dude you from colorado. How do I even know that you're part of this company? Right? Like what if you just trying to get up in my house or scoping this place out?
I'd be thinking about all that kind of stuff It just aggravates me when people be trying to do that and a lot of the times to me if you're pushy I'm I'm turned off right like I'm already off with that deal, but it's also just really bad whatever Um Here's the other part that's bad I've seen this a lot with salesmen too is they will automatically start discounting the product when you say something
Negative towards it, right? You'll say well, I don't really like the color. Oh, yeah red sucks You know, I don't understand why why and I'm just saying card deal I don't understand why GM does this kind of red anyways and they're trying to like be buddy buddy with you And it's just like okay. I get that But that's not a good sales tactic. You're supposed to turn that around and Sell me on why I like red like that's that's the whole freaking thing
I it's not supposed to be I don't know. It's there's a lot of technique out there That's just like man. This is just bad It makes me just want to walk away from me right now It reminds me and I always think of you whenever I watch the scene That scene from boiler room. I showed you that movie So in the in this movie in boiler room
Is it the Vin Diesel scene where he's closing it? No, so in boiler room basically it's about this guy who goes into Like day trading and like he's trying to sell like Stocks for companies that doesn't really exist And so like he's a really good salesman And then he's sitting at home one day and this guy calls him From another company about trying to sell him something and he's like this is terrible And he's basically coaching the guy on how to sell him like whatever he's selling him
And so that makes me think of like you all the time because you're like There's nothing that a good salesman hates more than a bad sale. Yeah, it's just like It's hard because there's so many things that's like man, you would have had me I guess that's what aggravates me the most about it. It's not that I want to be cockier Like I know I'm a good salesman great, but there's so many things that you're sitting here going
Man, you could have had me if you went this direction with it, right? And here's where you're going wrong You know, it's like you you could have had it Um, I think is the biggest thing and then there's a lot of these guys Is they just start off with you wrong Um, their attitudes all wrong or whatever and so it just it just fries me up It's just because then you have to endure it. You have to sit there because at the same time
Um, I love my wife and I'm not complaining about her. Love you, honey, but A lot of times what happens now is if we're in a salesman situation She will not let me cut off the conversation. Normally I was a salesman too, right? If I'm not digging the dude Um, or I'm digging what he's selling. I'll be honest with him like hey, man. I'm just really not that interested I appreciate your time. Let him move on to somebody else, right?
Go sell something to somebody else because you're not going to get it from me And you know instead my wife's like, no, that's rude And so we sit here and have to sit through the whole freaking thing No, it's it's it's more rude to waste their time in my opinion. That's that field, but hey But you know The wife I'm gonna say I went into T-Mobile one time and the lady like First of all the whole all the employees were just sitting at this table like no one even greeted me and then
All of a sudden I guess the lady saw me. She like Walked over to me and she was just going. Hey like what do you want? Like she didn't say it That but that's kind of how she said and I was like, oh, okay. Well like I'm trying to do this And she was just like really matter of fact and like was just had a bad attitude And I just I just turned around and walked away. She's like, so do you want to like do what you're gonna do today?
I was like, no, thanks. I'll go somewhere else. Like I'm I'm not gonna waste your time and you're not gonna waste my time like and that's how it is normally most of the time Like if you're a bad salesperson, I'd be like, all right. Thanks. Have a good day and then I'll just go somewhere else I mean nothing nothing's worse man. Nothing's worse than a bad attitude or a bad sales pitch. I don't I don't know
But anyways, man, what's what's next man? What bugs you what fries you up the rise and grind bros? Those are what get me The gym brats You know what I'm saying and these aren't just gym. They don't just go to the gym. That's part of it, but they're like Like dude, they're the rise and grind bro. I will if you woke up at 4 a.m. I woke up at 2 a.m And they're like, I'm just built different no days off. Like I'm gonna I'm gonna do this You always got to be about the grind bro and it's always like
Glorified thing but really and truly like I've noticed the rise and grind bros. They don't even really work that hard Have you noticed that? Oh, no, that's the that's the whole facade. I feel like it's They put up this front of like look how hard I'm working, but then really and truly they're not Um, it's it's amazing. It's that delicious wrapper effect, man
If you have to put delicious all over a wrapper, is that really gonna be good? I don't think it is And to me those guys what's interesting is I've known quite a few of them and it is like that It's like oh man, I was up at 2 this morning And you know, I went and did this and I went and worked out then I went over here Then I had a protein shake over at the shake shack and stuff like that and it's like, okay That's great
And they're just like well if you're not working out three times a day and you're not working 16 hours a day You're a loser. You're just a loser. That's all it is. It's like I that's I could do that every day all day every day
But then in reality, they're not doing that. Yeah, really all these dudes do is just work out like they don't really hustle and grind Like most of them are like maybe just insurance like and there's nothing wrong with being insurance but like they just talk about it and any but they have the What I like to call the fake alpha male persona because if you have to talk about being an alpha male all the time
You're not alpha male. I'm like I understand like the term alpha male Like I get it and there are some people that are just that way like Naturally, but I don't know it kind of rubs me the wrong way. That's just nature. I've always felt this way if it's The loudest person that's saying that they're this and that that's not the person you ought to worry about It's the quiet person. You know, uh, mr. Mr. Graham
Oh our Graham that that kind of dude. That's the kind of guy you don't want to mess with you know, I'm talking about Yeah, you got to just be quiet and again the quiet quietest person in the room is a person that's listening They're also probably the most hardworking person in the room Because again, like you can you can usually tell who works hard because they ain't got to say nothing their their results just show and those people tend to uh
Uh notice what needs to be done and do it without saying anything too. So that's always something They'll be the hardest working people because you'll never know that they came in at like 5 30 a.m. You'll never know until you be talking to them one day Like if you get close to somebody like that and you talk to them all of a sudden it'll be like, yeah, man I've been coming in at 5 30 every day for three months. You have Really and yeah, I've been coming in and
They don't even care, you know, they act like they don't care. They just be doing what they're doing. What else fries you're doing this man So kind of on this same note Um, I can't stand it when people point out or ask you to do something when you were clearly in the middle of doing it I don't understand why this is a freaking thing Like there are so many times or and this happened a lot whenever I was a kid and I think this is where it rubbed me raw
Because it would be I would be standing there at the back of the car Unloading groceries like two grocery like groceries all up in my hand and I would have Uh my old parental unit coming up to me and saying hey, I need you to help me unload the groceries. It's like Mother Ethel, what do you think I'm doing? Like I'm I'm three grocery bags deep here. Like I don't understand what's wrong with you
And that tends to happen quite a bit or it'll be like mainly nowadays. It's work Right where you'll tell and it's because people don't listen a lot of the time So I'll tell them like hey, I've been working on this. I've been working on that whatever and then it'll be uh a week Two weeks later and they'll say hey, uh, I need you to do this or that
Well, it's already done. Oh, it is. Yeah, it is. I've already been I told you I was working on that and it's like oh or it's like Oh, I'm in the middle of that and Then everybody's I don't know. It's because other people are lazy too People don't believe you when you say you're in the middle that like, oh no, I'm already started on that I'm gonna be done with it here soon. They're like, okay, sure. Well, you can start at any time
Like bro, I'm already in the middle of it. It's like I saw the writing on the wall I knew it was coming or when it's like something that you Normally do all the time Like all the time and you're like, do you not know that I do when have I ever not done this or here?
Here's what it is. Here's what it is And this is kind of the the main main thing that happens Like it'll be something that you're already doing and you're already like ahead of the ball on And you always do this but then in a staff meeting like the boss will be like we need to start doing this And we need to start doing xyz and it's the exact thing that you've been doing for months, bro But like nobody else has been doing it, but you've been the only one and you're like, bro
I've been doing that for like six months. Derek like come on, bro Bro. Yeah, exactly exactly and that's that's I mean, that's the primary thing when you're talking about work is like, man There'll be so many times Where they'll say hey, I need you know, we need this or we need that and
You're going bro. It's it's been like for instance. I could give you a specific I do a monthly report and each month each month They'd be like, hey, did you get that report done and they all have access to this report too So they can go look if they really wanted to and I'm sitting here going when have I never got this report done Hey, that's that's my main question by this point in the month I always because it's always due on the 15th of the month and so you go
I'm somebody who does things early It's it's like man. It was done a week ago and it's always been done you know In advance early and you have access to see that and they'll be like, hey, did you do that? I don't know you can look Yeah, I mean come on. I don't know that stuff fries me up because you're just sitting here going I do this every month. It's in the same spot. Why are you asking me for?
and Either that or I've been through presentations before or like run through presentations in a meeting because we'll do that and we'll practice sometimes And people go is this the updated information and it'll say very clearly April or like the month before is data It's like, yes, it's the updated information fries me up man fries me up. You know who's got me fried up. How about yourself?
What's going on and I've and I've talked about this again that guy Hulk Hogan bro. He fries me up I cannot stand and I know I know Christopher come on brother Christopher without Hulk Hogan without Hulk Hogan Uh wrestling wouldn't be where it is today. Yes, that's true Christopher Hulk Hogan just got saved Okay, that's between him and god. I'm not convinced of that but that could be him
But I'm not gonna question the man salvation. Here's why I don't like Hulk Hogan The man is a liar the man just makes up stories like he is a compulsive liar like I was watching so I was watching a documentary And this was probably like this documentary came out like probably a year ago and it was talking about how in Nine in the 90s late 90s whenever Hulk Hogan went to the rival company WCW that he didn't want to be turned into a bad guy because he was worried about
Uh, how the kids would react because he was always a good guy and the hero and he didn't want people to hate him So then couple days ago this fool Talks about how he in 93 93 He was gonna be the original Hollywood Hulk Hogan Which Hollywood Hulk Hogan the name didn't come out till 97 And he said that he was trying to convince Vince McMahon in 1993 To turn him to be a bad guy like he wanted to be a bad guy And that was his whole thing
And that's why he left the company is because he wanted to be a bad guy And they wouldn't turn him to be a bad guy And I'm like dude you just contradict yourself all the time Man like and he's always like inserts himself into these situations like anytime. There's any like wrestling documentary on anybody Guaranteed Hulk Hogan is gonna be a part of it And Hulk Hogan had something to do with with that person Getting a rise to fame when I'm like no you don't Hulk Hogan
And the thing about Hulk Hogan is in his career. He was the most selfish person So they would like they would tell him hey, you're gonna drop the belt to ultimate warrior and he go Oh, yeah, that doesn't work for me brother like I'm not gonna do that And it's like he would do that with every single person He only cared about one person and that's himself. And so that's why I don't like Hulk Hogan Well, there you go The full the full this man this man tried to tell people that he worked
390 days a year. There's only 365 and when people called him out on it He was like well with all the traveling to Japan and then you'd have to it was different time zones So then when you travel back to the States, it was like you were traveling back in time So I really worked 390 days and it's like Uh So like 365 in a year dude Christopher don't you know that when you fly to Japan? It's a full day difference. So you lose a day when you come back brother. No, I'm joking
No, I get you dude. I can't stand that guy. Well, you know, I thought being an Augusta date of you would have like Don't you don't you start with that because my buddy Austin tells me all the time. He was like, oh, yeah Hulk Hogan your boy. He's like you're he's like your boy's wilding out again. I'm like, he's not my boy
He's like well, he's from your city. I'm like no, he's not he was just born there and I'm like Hulk Hogan is not my boy Wait Probably those that love Hulk Hogan more power to you the only reason that I remembered that is going to the Augusta history museum or the You know I'm talking about and he was on the 700 club. Did you know he was recently on that really? He was on the 700 club. Is that sure still going on yet sharing his testimony?
He was like, what are you gonna do brother with Hulk Hogan the 700 club in Jesus Christ Put the heart on you And it's like he literally said that and I'm like, oh my gosh This guy you just need to retire bro. Yeah, man That's crazy. He's I I hate to say this because again, you know, it's one of those things You don't want to question somebody's faith or whatnot But don't you feel like it might be a cash grab at this point because I feel like he kind of tapered off a little bit
Yeah, he's trying to get that pop again. No one really is talking about Hulk Hogan that much anymore So that's why he's trying to keep himself relevant. He's in all these documentaries He even said at one point he might return to the Royal Rumble this year And I was like, oh, nobody wants to see your old behind Russell, dude Well reason I was thinking because it was like man 2005 I Remember, you know, he was still kind of big and he had like kind of surf shops and some weird stuff going on
And he was all over TV, but he kind of fell off there a popularity wise. He still has his surf shop Oh, does he I just remember is like really popular Like Hucklemania was pretty pretty crazy still but I felt like he kind of fell off and so who knows man I feel like a more than anything. I feel like it's a cash grab, but who knows who knows? Yeah What else fries your doughnuts we can do maybe one more. I don't really have too much left
So I'll let you do the closer or the couple more. I've got a few and these are like weird obscure ones like very specific You're ready for this What really fries my doughnuts is when grocery cart wheels are not centered like I can't stand that crap
I know that's a very small center. Yeah, or when they're off kilter, you know to where it draws to one direction or the other and You have Alignments Exactly it's not centered like I can't stand that crap man I can't stand it like it just be bothered me Especially when there's like all the hair and crap stuck in it and be doing the little fluttering thing when you get to a certain speed That ticks me off really fries my doughnuts Here's another this is another small and very specific thing
I hate when bugs get on you and then next thing you know the rest of the day You feel like there's bugs on you, but there's not or like stuff's crawling on you and you go to and there's nothing there I don't know that drives me nuts because it feels like that
Happens I don't know it lingers. You know I'm talking about yeah Well, there's not really much you can do about that No, you can't do anything about it, but it ticks you off because you're sitting here called what's crawling on me and there's nothing There's nothing And these other two we can go into pretty good What really fries my doughnuts is when people tell you advice, but you know full well, they wouldn't take themselves
I can't stand them people man. Do you have an example of that? Yeah, I don't have a specific example for that one I'll think of it probably after I say this next one here when people assume plans on you You know I'm talking about I can't stand it when people that's the other thing that fries my doughnuts I can't stand it when people just say okay. Well, I'll be there at six and We you know I'll be here and do that or I'm gonna show up to your house and do this and that and just assume themselves
That they can they can just do that. I don't know that that's oh so they they just invite themselves over without even asking you They invite themselves or they'll even say we're going to dinner here at 5 30 and you're going who said I wanted to go to dinner with Joe like You know, I don't know that stuff is really really intrusive Yeah, that is hard when you're like hey like I was just gonna chill today I don't really want anybody coming by
But like that's maybe a older people. Yeah, I don't I don't know there's that and then it's just We do have some friends of ours love them dearly, but it's they just be assuming things and it kind of goes into another level to Like when people aren't considered about certain things like we moved the other day We had some friends of ours and they're cool people don't get me wrong, but we had spent a long day moving and we were tired and everything And they're like hey, can you watch our dog?
And it's like yeah, I guess and they didn't come over to like one in the morning And I was just like bro one in the morning exactly because they were like oh We're packing to go on this trip and all this other stuff and it's like bro It's one in the morning after I just had a really really hard day And we had to stay up and it was just cuz like they told us about this like 9 p.m. So we were figuring okay, this is gonna happen and no man
They didn't show up for a while and then they wanted to talk it's like bro. I'm so tired right now It's like just can get the dog in the house. Let's go. Oh, yeah, bro. I see I'm like I you show up in my house at 1 a.m. A.m. It's in the door for you. I'm gonna be asleep. Sorry you got to figure out something else No, sir. It's like y'all lucky. I'm good friend And that's all I got to say but I think it's It's one of those the best example about people not taking their own advice
It's not something that happened to me. So I was watching that show Unlocked on Netflix the one about you know, the doors being open and everything There's plenty of examples on that right like old squirrel where he'd be trying to Like the best example I could be thinking about is he'd be trying to tell people in in jail You know like here's the rules and here's how to do this But at the same time he making hooch and you sit here going yeah, he's partying with all these
Parties the rules. He's partying and doing all this stuff and you going bro Why am I gonna listen to you because you either that or here's a here's a good example When I was dating way back when
And I was working at boot corral. I had a particular manager Tell me like hey, here's what you want to do You want to go out there and he gave me a particular way about going about women and It really bombed basically he told me he's like what you want to be is you want to be a total jerk like you want to be a complete jerk and you know call him fat and ugly and all sorts of crap, right and So I tried it man, and it of course it went bad
And so I go back to him like what the heck bro, and he was like he was like he was like yeah, man I just I've seen a lot of other people land women that way So I figured it would work and I'm going bro. You gave me advice like I'm I thought you were going I thought it was gonna work too because you be getting women and like what the heck bro It was it's it's a weird example, but stuff like that where you just like I thought you knew like I thought that's
I thought you had done that and it worked. That's why you were giving me this advice It's like but you ain't gonna live it kind of hate that bro Yeah, yeah, don't and don't give unsolicited advice either unless people ask for it. Yeah last last but not least I hate these and I'm gonna end on this. I hate these women out there Men too, but primarily women out here on the social media and the first thing when you get on a page will be a
Bible versus some sort but the first three pictures of them living like crap. That's what I hate Oh, yeah, it's like It's like well, well it be at sports 13. I could do all things through crisis strengthens me click on my only fans page Exactly bro, and it'll be like it's like scroll down and it's like them half naked grunting on dudes at the club It's just like bro It's like practice what you preach. It's like how are you gonna be quoting scripture?
But living like hail over here like that'll make no sense. Oh, yeah, that's funny. Yeah, I feel like It'll be like the Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want so please donate to my only pants account so I can buy everything It's like it's like go to my link tree page and go to see all my naughty photos and it's just like geez Wow that took a turn quick
Well, I hope you guys have enjoyed this what fries my doughnuts special episode. Oh by the way Happy Memorial Day if you're listening on if You're listening on Monday to all those that serve happy Memorial Day to everybody except my cousin Steven I don't really have beef with my cousin Steven It's just like it's just like yeah and happy happy very Christmas to everyone except my cousin Steven till you pay my mom back
Listen, no man. We've got beef with your cousin Steven. He's gonna pay. He's gonna pay back I don't know how I don't know how we're gonna hold him accountable Only enough he broke my leg on Christmas Day when I was three it was by accident He was like rough house it and like doing some WWE moves and somehow I broke my leg I don't remember how but yeah, that was a fun Christmas And I bet you he didn't pay for that neither did he Steven well, he was like seven. I don't care
You know what that's how you get a paper wrap boy. It's time to pay up Anyways, I love about my cousin Steven. Anyways, I hope you guys have a wonderful Memorial Day Tell them where to go to find all the good stuff at trash can nation on Facebook Instagram and over on the YouTube Aviator Society over on Instagram as well for all your fun aviation deeds, but yeah, man pretty much That's that's all I got we could take this down a box out to the trash. I'm Michael You