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S2 E50: Job Interviews, Air Ducts, and Cooking Shows

Nov 06, 202342 minSeason 2Ep. 50
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On this week's episode, Micah and Chris share about some bad job interviews they have had including a delusional boss at a tractor feed store? A woman tries to be like Bruce Willis and attempts to escape jail through the air ducts?!?! Micah tests Chris's sports team knowledge and the boys play the ABC game involving a cooking show! Laughs, fun, and great stories on this week's episode of the Doughnut Box Podcast!

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Welcome back to Country Crimes. Our detective, Clutus Brown, has been on the case. He's narrowed it down to the last three suspects and he's about to do the question. Let's take a look. Now when you were at Darlene's trailer, I just gotta ask you, were you there eating crawfish with the rest of them? Yes or no? Now I wasn't there eating crawfish because I was too busy making my banana

pudding. You know the one where I'm making it for the church potluck because you know I'm on the church board and everything and they asked me that they wanted me to make some banana pudding and at first I told them no because of my fiber of my algae and it just would tear me out. But I said yes because I just wanted to serve those people. So no I wasn't eating crawfish because I was using I was using

all my time to make the banana pudding. Now let me ask you this, does that mean you were in the same kitchen in the trailer where they were all sitting there eating crawfish because that's only like two feet away? Now I don't know about no crawfish. All I mean is I just know about the Nilla wafers and banana pudding. Alright well listen now eating crawfish ain't a crime now but what is is the fact that there was somebody out there murdered in the back. Now that was the

crime here. Now we know that y'all are all sitting there eating crawfish. Meanwhile that body was decomposing outside so we know it was one of you. Alright so I need you to either tell me what happened or I'm a book all three y'all. That's what's gonna happen. Hi I'm Micah and I'm Chris and this is the Donut Box podcast. So Chris how you doing man? We're creeping up on season two coming to a close almost a season three which is mind-blowing. That means we're almost to

another whole year another whole year closed. I know we keep talking about that but that's a big feat. That is man and we want to thank all of our listeners those in Africa those in Malaysia those in Europe. Europe has been a big one for us over in Ireland the UK France Spain Russia also in Canada we want to thank our stateside people Florida Georgia Texas Virginia Pennsylvania where else?

Up in Alaska all the way down the West Coast Washington Oregon California Nevada we really appreciate all our folks over in New Mexico you already said Texas but we got to love our folks in the Midwest up Iowa even South Dakota's got one now so hey man we're really growing so really appreciate it but yeah man you ready to get this thing started? Yep I'm ready to get it

started. Alright so we can jump into our first segment which is the old-fashioned donut or a story from our past so Chris today we're gonna talk about some job interviews that we had in the past isn't that right? Yeah job interviews you gotta

love them. Yeah so one job interview I want to talk about we'll start off with Chris's and I'll preface this one because I actually drove him out to this one because good friends like that like drive me out to the job interview I don't even remember why I drove you out there but I just remember it was a place there in Lubbock it was the country club there in Lubbock and I remember there was a dishwasher position and that was your first interview

when we got to Lubbock wasn't it? Let me also put it into perspective for you we had also been in Lubbock for three days already at that point and I was already trying to get a job so I was on it boy this was like my second day third day I was just looking I applied got a phone call at the country club and I just remember that they were very uppity and I don't know why I didn't get the dishwasher job maybe because I dressed too nice going into the interview I'm

not sure but it was at the country club and I was like you got a pretty mess get pretty messed up to not get a dishwasher job at the country club so I don't know what happened you know if I remember correctly I think they had a problem because you said that you didn't have availability on Sunday and I guess rich people got to have their food on Sunday that's probably what it was I said I can't work Sunday mornings because of church or something like that

and then they were like yeah sorry about you I guess that's what it was I forgot about that yeah well it's probably good that you didn't like you said they were pretty uppity man I just remember pulling up in the parking lot and everybody was real snooty and we went in my truck and I had this Dodge Ram truck and like it wasn't a bad truck but you know it was a little rough around the edges a little older and I just remember the looks that we got of like

oh boy definitely like oh there's the dishwasher kind of vibes it wasn't very cool but I just remember looking at that place and thinking man they got a full restaurant in there golf course and while dad's at the golf course it looked like there was a spa but then there was also I just remember there's a pool with like a big water slide and all sorts of stuff there too this big old nice pool you can see it from the outside I was like oh this place is pretty nice but I

bet you it's expensive I bet you it's real expensive to be a member over there yeah I bet you it is you know what's ironic the fact that I was pretty adamant about not working Sunday mornings with most jobs and now I that's my prime time day is I work Sunday mornings because I'm a man of the cloth so how funny that works out yeah dreams do come true and you know you just do what you're working for and now you don't have to fight with jobs for that Sunday off so that's good

but yeah man so I'll tell you what my first job experience or first job interview because well we kind of talked about it for a moment and we've talked about it in other episodes but you know Chris and I really wanted to get jobs quickly and it wasn't just about the money listen on the home front we were getting to work like dogs for free so we figured hey if we're gonna get work like dogs we might as well go to go to work and get actual jobs and so I'll

tell you this much we went and my very first experience was right up the street at the tractor supply it was right up the street from my house and I thought alright and you know went in there and found the manager because at that point I had a very stupid philosophy when it came when it came to trying to get jobs right it was the you walk in there you find the manager and say I want an interview and you'd be persistent and demanding so this guy you know I found the

manager I just remember he was on a phone with his like the first time I saw him he was on the phone and he had like his leg like leg up on a bag of like feed or something he was like on the phone he was like trying to look all important like yeah yeah and it was like nobody else was in the store and he's like yeah I'll interview you and so he like took me to the back right there and I remember he goes alright let me ask you a question it's like so this person comes in we

have a lot of people that already know what they want so this person comes in and they say I want this pair of boots and they're walking out the door with it what do you what are you gonna do and I said well is there anything else like around or anything like that you know like what what else could I do it's like don't don't think about that it's like what would you do and I was like oh well I guess I would ask him you know or I asked him can I take it up to the front

for you like you know do the customer service thing it's like wrong you ask him if they want laces you ask him they want boot polish you ask him if they want it's like but I asked you if there was anything else around like I don't know what else is there available you know like I don't I didn't know and he was just like he's just like yep you'd make a bad salesman you don't even know how to upsell and he like went on this whole thing about how like you know I

would be a bad salesman and all this other stuff it was it was quite an interesting experience and that was I don't know it was like a 15 minute spiel I think he was just bored that morning I really do yeah what's funny is you actually turned out to be a really good salesman when you were at a boot corral so you turned out to be a really good salesman I think that job philosophy philosophy of you just go in there you walk in there you find the

manager all that stuff I think that was passed down to you by your parentals in your I'll call them out I don't care but it was it was not they were like they were like yeah you want to just go to the job and you want to just tell them that you want a job you don't need to apply or nothing so I wanted to work at like being law enforcement so I went down to the county jail and I went up to the like receptionist lady and I was like hey can I speak to someone about getting a job

and she was like well did you fill out an application and I was like no and she was like well you need to fill out an application online or no one's gonna talk to you and I was like I can't just talk to a supervisor right now and she was like no need to fill out a job application I was like okay cool they'll so that's the moment where I knew that theory or philosophy was a hogwash yeah no I completely understand there was one and this was when I was trying to break into

the IT industry I actually got kicked out of a place just for like showing up because it was so I'm not gonna lie I was a little desperate for a job and I was you know taking advice and it was like no you just got to go in there be persistent and so the thing is most most places nowadays and especially like the IT job I was looking at were call centers right call centers if you've ever been in them they have a security desk at the front and they have a locking door

for a good reason right you you don't want those people in danger and stuff like that because of some you know things of the nature of the calls are taking it's pretty much like you you know you're not getting past the secretary pretty much unless you have an appointment or you actually have a job interview or something's going on and so I just remember being like yeah and it's just like I'm gonna sit here and wait and they're like okay well we'll just call

security then and have you escort it out it's like yep that job philosophy does not work it's not no oh just be persistent no that's not how that works they'll just kick you out but uh yeah those were interesting times I ended up getting a job at the local breakfast place I started out as a busboy and well since it's not called that anymore we could say the name of it in the past oh the egg and I yeah it changed to a different name but yeah yeah the new

name's kind of dumb I'll be honest with you and then ended up from there I ended up getting the job at boot corral we all know the stories with that but yeah interesting times when we first got there that that manager was pretty dumb and I'm very glad that I didn't get the job there because he actually sounded a little worse than the manager we had at boot corral he sounded like he was a piece of work to deal with well cool deal man we are gonna segue into our next

segment which is the jelly doughnut and that's our jail report so Michael what do you have for us oh we got some dumb dumb dumb criminals we got to love those this was actually a jailbreak the first one we're gonna talk about so there's a jailbreak that didn't go as planned there was this it was actually a female inmate in Ohio and they were initially arrested for breaking into an 85 year old's home and assaulting them at gunpoint so of course they're waiting

for trial in jail and they tried to escape and surveillance video shows the suspect standing on a chair and wiggling through the ceiling before falling back down through the ceiling pretty much what happened they found a way into a air vent like above in above their cell and was able to crawl up into the ceiling and was trying to crawl their way to freedom but the air duct at a certain point wasn't strong enough to wasn't strong enough to hold them and

they fell through and died down two stories so they tried to do the whole diehard thing yes they did and didn't think about the fact that those air ducts are pretty dang thin and spots yeah it for those of you don't know it's like that's in pretty thin metal like in some points where it joins and things at school but where it's been going along there like on the ceiling like that I'm sure it's pretty pretty thin and pretty crazy so they got charged with escape

charges for escape and then destruction of property as well few years on to that lovely so the next one a Michigan man was caught by cops because he apparently urinated on a police car in Florida oh yeah heard about this you heard about that one so apparently yeah the defendant was taken into custody he

relieved himself on a bumper of a search and squad car in downtown st. Petersburg Florida he was really uncooperative during questioning he pleaded guilty and was freed and posted a bond but pretty much what ended up happening they took yeah that's that's pretty that's pretty crazy man how they can find somebody based on that but apparently had warrants in Michigan too so they'll be peeing they'll be peeing on cars you can try not to get caught by somebody especially

not cop cars I'm sorry I just when you said st. Petersburg Florida I know this is a rabbit hole and my mind is going so many different places but it reminded me of your Milo's character Micah used to have this Milo's character who was Russian and always say you would always say I am from st. Petersburg not st. Petersburg Florida st. Petersburg Russia and it was always any time I hear

st. Petersburg I think of the Milo's character yeah that's a that's a gym from the past there sorry we took a little detour I'm sorry yeah no worries no worries I totally get where that would come out though all right so here's the next one a man wearing a vulgar t-shirt it says dumb ass on the shirt was arrested after a stolen car chase so this was in Alabama and pretty much there was a multi-state car chase and the accused car thief was so pretty much

there was a multi-state car chase and he was wearing this shirt that's literally said dumb ass across it and they knew about it so they knew this guy had stolen the car and basically they found in the next morning and they were arrested at a local Wendy's in Georgia but apparently the car was stolen in Alabama and they crashed it so apparently they crashed the car and they crashed it into a store and then they went to Wendy's afterwards so basically

the t-shirt was a self-fulfilling prophecy about the guy I think it's funny is they have a picture here of them standing in the Wendy's as they're arrested with the with the sweatshirt and everything so yeah I don't know why you'd wear a dumb ass sweatshirt and you know continue to wear it because they they know who to look for at that point you know who needs that sweatshirt red for red foreman off of that 70s show he always used to say that all the time

so there was a Bronx man who was wanted by New York police and was arrested in Pennsylvania or Pennsylvania after he was found locked in the trunk of a car so this guy was discovered in a challenger by an employee of an auto auction and so apparently this car rolls into an auto auction and the guy from the auction opens the trunk to take a picture there's a guy in there oh wow and so they freaked out because the guy in the trunk wasn't moving a whole lot and you know

no telling how long he had been there because the whole auction you know process however long that had been so the auction is about 90 miles west of Philadelphia so you got to think like this too was from New York so this guy was wanted for drugs weapons charges and all that and then so once they kind of nursed him back to health at the hospital he was apparently extremely uncooperative and refused to identify fingerprints at first but was forcibly

taken and they forcibly took him and yeah they found it was him and he's not sharing how he got into the trunk of the car and how that happened you never know trunk chicken and trunk hostages way to go so here's another one this is our last one for now a Florida man got a little Florida man a Florida man is wanted by the cops as he tried to throw them off by placing a big sign out of his house that says Johnny Yates does not live here so it didn't work so the guy

was wanted by the Sheriff's Office on aggravated battery a false imprisonment in tampering charges false imprisonment how do you charge somebody for false and I guess he got somebody else put jail let's see so they showed up at this guy's house and the afternoon on a tip and when they showed up and this was this was what it says in the report when deputies arrived on the scene they noticed a note on the dry erase board in front of the window saying Johnny Yates

does not live here and and so then the cops basically were like so does that make you think like even in the report it says gee a dry erase board should we even believe it and that's what the cops wrote down it's kind of crazy the deputies questioned people like leaving the house and they confirmed that the guy was in fact inside and so they end up getting them out but it took a hostage situation and there was all this fugitive talk and all this other stuff

but yeah it all started off with a dry erase board saying this guy doesn't live here but he does pretty much they smoked them out of the house like they use what was called surrender smoke have you ever heard of that before yeah well that guy was very self-incriminating so guess he was yes just put a thing is like he does not live here like yes that really is gonna make the police go oh yeah let's just turn around and go home that's not you know yeah oh what a dumb criminal

yep absolutely alright man boy that was the that was the jail report you ready move on let's do it all right so we're gonna go to our next segment which is the donut hole and boy we like quizzes don't we yeah we love quizzes so I'm gonna put you through a 10 question quiz here and see how well you know and I don't I don't know if I didn't know some of these so we'll see it's about sports teams moving so this is baseball basketball football you know relocating

to different different areas the country do you think you know former teams and where they might have moved from I'm sure baseball for sure but maybe some of the other ones not so much we'll see we'll see all right man so the very first one it's a pretty easy one what city did the LA Dodgers play in before they went to LA was it Brooklyn Miami San Antonio or Newark New Jersey it was the Brooklyn Dodgers that's correct it was the Brooklyn Dodgers and then they sold out and

went to California all right next question so what year and this might be a little bit more difficult what year did the Vancouver Grizzlies move to Memphis so now they're the Memphis Grizzlies in basketball was that 1999 2004 1993 or 2001 that's a little hard one let me think about that I'm gonna go with 1993 it was actually 2001 so here's another one and this is hockey so I don't know if you know hockey at all not really so the Phoenix coyotes what was the formerly former version of that team

the Phoenix coyotes was it the Atlanta roosters the Quebec Nordics the Winnipeg Jets or the Victoria Bison I'm just gonna go with C Winnipeg Jets that is correct and actually was the Winnipeg Jets and they moved to Phoenix in 1996 you weirdly enough and I don't know how I know this but did you know Atlanta used to have a hockey team and they were called the Atlanta thrashers you remember them yeah I I thought they were still around no no no they moved to Winnipeg

and became the Winnipeg Jets like the second version of them it was like while we were still living there they moved back the NBA's team the Philadelphia 76ers used to be which team was that the Miami Swordfish the Austin Twarrows the Fort Wayne Flyers or the Syracuse Nationals you know who used to be the 76ers before they became the 76ers I'm gonna go with Syracuse is it Syracuse that's correct it was the Syracuse Nationals you don't pretty good don't

pretty good I'm just guessing to be honest with you I'm like Syracuse is kind of alright so maybe you'll know this one what year did the Oakland Raiders move from LA to Oakland initially now they're the Las Vegas Raiders but when did when they move from Los Angeles to Oakland what year was that was that 1997 1994 the year 2000 or 1988 I'm gonna go with 1994 yeah you're right it was 1994 so the Oakland Raiders were actually there from the 60s to the 80s as

well then moved to LA alright which one of these NBA teams has never moved cities before is it the New Orleans Hornets which are now the New Orleans Pelicans the Sacramento Kings the New York Knicks or the Los Angeles Clippers I'm gonna go with the New York Knicks that's correct yeah the Knicks have never moved all the rest of the teams have moved but the Knicks have never moved alright so we're moving right along which team did the Quiddurpeg or the I'm sorry Quebec

Nordics become in 1996 and this is another hockey question is it the Minnesota Wild the Florida Panthers the Chicago Avalanche or the Dallas Stars I'm gonna go with the Dallas Stars because Chicago Avalanche is a thing now is the Colorado Avalanche yeah that's what I'm saying so my my guess is the Dallas Stars no it's actually Ron the Nordics became the Colorado Avalanche in 1996 you said Chicago Avalanche that's what you know I said no you literally said Chicago Avalanche

that's why I didn't guess it well I'll tell you what we got the we got the audio evidence of what I said I think it's probably the technical difficulties to it's going up we'll blame it on that but anyways Colorado Avalanche alright so the very next one what was the last NBA team to move was it a the Seattle Supersonic was it B the Charlotte Bobcats was it C the Vancouver Grizzlies or was it D the Charlotte Hornets I'm going with the Seattle Supersonic I gotta

tell you you correct because that happened in our time and they became the Oklahoma City Thunder exactly I knew as soon as you said it I was like I bet it's the Seattle Supersonic good job there alright next one where was the Baltimore Ravens previously located so where did they come from was that a the Cleveland Browns be Salt Lake City C Portland or D Toronto well we know what a Toronto because I wouldn't know NFL teams in Canada Salt Lake or Portland I'm gonna go with or Cleveland

hmm I think I'm gonna go with Cleveland that is correct so did you know there was actually two iterations of the Cleveland Browns Cleveland Browns we see now is actually the second version of them the first version of the Cleveland Browns they actually moved to 1995 and guess who their coach was at the time Bill Belichick did you know that I didn't know that at all apparently the fans in Cleveland like burning merchandise and and my hanging little figurines of the

owner and Bill Belichick because they were all pissed that they were moving and then a few years later Baltimore won a Super Bowl and Cleveland still never has yeah Cleveland's all salty about Baltimore but yeah so that was the teams relocated oh I'll throw one more in there just just for kicks and giggles why not were you gonna ask about the Houston Oilers is that what you're gonna ask about no I can I can though okay which team did the Houston Oilers become

and this is ad hoc the Tennessee tight yeah and then the Texans came later on yeah there was there were some other interesting ones out there yeah oh are you happy that the Rangers won the the World Series it's pretty crazy was their first one you know what's actually interesting they said that AI predicted that the Rangers would win so they said like when the final four teams were in the like playoffs they were they asked AI to create like a picture of the team

that's winning the World Series and they created the team they said it was the Texas Rangers so I'm like hmm did was this rigged that's a conspiracy theory that is a conspiracy theory just like we talked about a idea to slow down AI needs to stop writing a script for a lot of this stuff too I mean Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey that's an AI rigged thing if I've ever seen yeah man you ready to move into some improv or actually what fries my donuts I bro listen it's been a

week I'm trying to skip segments and stuff over here that's crazy all right now what fries my Chris besides me trying to skip segments what fries your donuts man dude I'm telling you and I know that we maybe talked about this last year but I am getting sick and tired of y'all y'all putting Christmas too early I love Christmas hear me out I am not a Grinch I love the Christmas season I love it I love everything about Christmas but literally we it's like we

just glaze over Thanksgiving and you know what I saw somebody post it made me it made me really mad when I saw that it was a it said to all the Grinch's out there Thanksgiving is a day Christmas is a season so you should get over it and it's like bro like Thanksgiving should be a season to like we should we see that's the problem with us we just be jumping too much into the commercialism into the Christmas and we don't spend enough time being thankful yeah I think

everybody's lost the Thanksgiving spirit you know there's enough movies about all people losing the Christmas spirit no no no we need a Thanksgiving movie that reminds everybody the spirit of Thanksgiving that's what I think trash can presents the reason for the season Thanksgiving here's the thing too bro like and I swear it is happening early and earlier like my wife said she had to set up Christmas like even before Halloween and so it's like it's getting

to that point where like Christmas is bleeding into like October now and I don't like that I'm like it's a season like wait your turn it's like we can't even enjoy the fall season no more because y'all are like oh yeah let's go to Christmas let's go to Christmas and then you know what Christmas ends up becoming a time of stress for people because they're like oh I gotta get the best gift I gotta get the best crit Christmas present I gotta make all the

Christmas snacks I gotta make sure I take the family pictures with the magic pajamas and it's like stressful and it's like I love Christmas don't get me wrong but I think we need to go back to a season of Thanksgiving and that's that's the problem with us now I'm not crazy about the Thanksgiving food at all but I love the time of Thanksgiving of coming together and just like thinking and thanking like God for the year yeah and we've kind of talked about I'm gonna

go back to the food for for just a second I know we've talked about Thanksgiving food but which which parts of Thanksgiving food just kind of fry your donuts of like why does everybody like this the cranberry relish the stuffing you don't like cranberry sauce the stuffing I'm not a fan of turkey the giblet gravy yeah I love I like turkey but it's not like if we don't have turkey I'm not gonna be upset like I'm really what about ham you like ham yeah

I'm like for me I'm like Thanksgiving should be I feel like should we make this food just for the sake of it maybe but I'm like what if your family decided like hey we're gonna go to Thanksgiving and we're gonna make our own Thanksgiving food and like this is gonna be our tradition like I don't think there'd be anything wrong with that I'm down with that no not at all do whatever you want to do I mean I I think the idea of having like a pot roast on

Thanksgiving's cool or you know whatever right there's all sorts of cool stuff you can make on Thanksgiving but yeah I was just digressing for a second but yeah I that is the hard part is Christmas has become yeah you're right Christmas is very commercialized very stressful and it becomes a stressor for for a lot of people I mean it's always kind of a stressful time for retail workers but it's especially become extra stressful because just like Chris is talking about

you're having to set up earlier and earlier and earlier and not just that but I was even in the story the other day and people were getting mad it's like Christmas is right right in the corner why don't you have this stock then it's like listen it at the time it was October it's like listen I know you're trying to get the best deals and you're trying to already get things you know squared away for Christmas but I've also feel like tell me if I'm wrong Christopher

but I feel like it's a thing now to it's not just like bragging like oh I got all my Christmas shopping done early it's almost like a like I'm gonna shove it in people's face I've heard that so much of like oh I've already got most of my Christmas shopping done it's like yes we bro it's August like I mean that's fine but you know really you know that's cool but I don't know tell me if I'm wrong on that I don't know man I I think so too I just enjoy like the I love the

tradition part of Christmas like getting to be with family and doing your own traditions and doing the fun things and I think that's what I like most about Christmas not necessarily like having to go Christmas shopping and doing all the Christmas part like I just enjoy like doing traditions and being together but like I said man it's Thanksgiving bro and it's like Thanksgiving should not just be a day it should be a season like I I fully believe that yeah absolutely and

you know I'm just saying may your Thanksgiving season be full of the trash can traditions that we love like watching Jerry Springer on repeat and you know making your own food and having time with family but we can save that for our Thanksgiving special are we gonna watch Jerry Springer on Thanksgiving you bet we are you bet we are I was like especially because we got I'm not gonna advocate for other streaming services but we have another free streaming service

where you can Jerry Springer so yes yes we we're definitely going to be watching Jerry Springer all right well cool deal man well I'm ready to go into improv if you are oh yeah I'm ready to all right man so let's move into our improv segment and we're gonna do our mystery donut so let me we've kind of haven't done this one in a bit it's our ABC game we're basically we're going to tell tale but we have to do it and start it off with each letter of the alphabet as

the next one goes so Chris do you have a scenario or something that we can go off of I do but you can you can change it if you don't like it I think it's probably probably because I've been watching a lot of hell's kitchen but on a cooking show on a cooking show okay all right man you want to start you want me to start sure sure all right I'm sorry an apple what in the heck am I gonna do with an apple basting the turkey is very important to make sure that we win this

cooking challenge culinary is genius and I am a culinary genius do you see the scallops are burning right now can you go take care of that except I'm over here being sous chef so I got time to do all that frankly I don't really care what you're doing I need to make sure that those scallops are not burning get out of my face with that crap I really don't want to hear it how the heck did you even get on this cooking show you've never cooked in your life I am a culinary

genius I said it already just because you have the gift of gab and you're good at sucking up doesn't make you a certified chef kill me now am I gonna have to hear this the whole freaking time listen if you don't get it together you're not gonna have to hear this the whole freaking time because we're gonna vote you off Mikey I'm sick and tired of your crap I think you need to go back to your corner and not even you know go go work on whatever you're working on your pine

nuts or whatever I think you need to get out of my face or what what are you gonna do please just help me get the scallops up there so that I don't burn them quit your crap that's all I have to say I'm sick and tired of it just click your crap really you're sick of my crap well you've been having to deal with your bird salmon all day and you can't even boil water salmon salmon we're going back to the salmon are we no no no week that was your fault cuz you're

asking for all 90 things I'm one person here I'm one freaking person tell me that you're not just letting the salmon burn tell me it differently tell me that you can cook unless you can prove I'm burning the salmon I'm not burning any salmon that's on you very barely I say unto you get out of my kitchen what were you trying to do speaking King James version x-rays or what you are gonna need if you don't get out of my face because I gotta bust your skull you're

very lucky you're very very lucky that's all I have to say to you Zoinks the scallops are burning there's a fire so you you always use like the xylophone or you do zebra and I'm like that's what I was laughing about with the xylophones I was like yep he took that one out of my book I said x-rays I made it I made it work I was like I think I've said x-ray if you do but yeah x and z are very hard like it's there's very limited words and then you have to fit it in real

quick side story so in elementary school I knew this girl and her name was Jamaica but it was spelled with an X it was spelled like X a Y MCA and like nobody knew how to say her name but it was like she was like my name's Jamaica and I was like okay but there's an X here that don't that don't go together but whatever yeah there's plenty of name stories that we could tell from from our past I will say this it's on to our positive advice which is our so Chris I think I went

first last week so I'm gonna let you go first this week what what you got for us yeah so I know this sounds a little repetitive from what we've said before but there are different seasons in life right like sometimes there are seasons of really grinding and then there's seasons of like you need to rest and like just let your work rest because sometimes I just feel like you know what I got to be grinding all the time but like when you think about planting or

cooking right you got to take a minute to like let those things rest or it's not gonna be like fully developed right or like your car you know like if you drive it too hard and too long you got to like let it rest and so it's okay to let things rest and if you're in a season of where you're not feeling productive like it's okay to sometimes let the work rest and just say you know what I've been grinding and grinding and grinding but you know what I'm gonna

let this thing kind of take its course for a season and then I'll get back to grinding so you don't want to grind so hard that you just like max it out or burn it out you know yeah I totally get you which is great mine is it's also really really easy in certain moments too it's kind of on the opposite front of when you are tired when you are weary of taking shortcuts I'm just gonna advise not to take shortcuts when you're when you're really tired and it's it's

especially present I'm trying to think of a good example but just like at the house you know sometimes like I'll put it to oh there was there's a good example like last week I was real tired so I put took the garbage out right but I didn't tie it up all the way I guess I just missed it or whatever right and animals got all into it and there was a garbage all over the place right and if I would have just taken a little bit of extra time and you were guilty of it

right but it's easy you know it's easy to talk about it with small things but in big things too it's when you're doing work or even there's been a few times when I'm editing videos or something like that where you're like man I could leave that part off and it's like no clean up that little edge you know what I mean just clean up that little edge it's good to you know it's good for yourself because at the end of the day you you think about it and be like man I

know I gave it a hundred percent but I got it exactly the way I want it so I just encourage you to you know not take shortcuts even if it is like man I'm tired and you probably do deserve to rest sometimes but even sometimes cleaning up those extra little bits will will help you even more I don't know it helps me but if you need to rest rest those shortcuts will always come back they'll always catch up with you because then you have to do twice the work most of the

time it'll come back at one point or another but yeah man it's been a good show TV trash can calm you've uploaded some new flight videos and helicopter videos so go check those out right yeah so believe it or not the flight video I did it's less than a week up and it's our highest-grossing video on YouTube that's that's great have nerds unite over on our channel apparently so yeah what do you think about that Chris hey I love it it's not my jam but it is some for

some people and apparently there's a very big community so I'm like you know what you know got a cater to the fans that's what I said I'm just I'm just saying if anybody's out there looking to sponsor me traveling and making flight vids and you can help me quit my job you know yeah hook a brother out but anyways we're towards that trash can travel hashtag trash can travel now but we really appreciate you guys yeah go check out the website man it's been real fun

we've been having a good time lately traveling different places and yeah it was awesome having a podcast in person last week man too that was great yeah it was great it's always good when we get to do it live but you know takes me back to our first stage the guest bedroom yeah absolutely absolutely and just like hey you know wind up across from each other it's I'm not gonna lie to you it is a lot easier like even tonight you may even notice some nuances in this

episode because you know we had some technical difficulties talking back and forth it's always fun when that stuff happens have fun sarcastically but we always make it work so it's always you always kind of think back like man it'd be nice if you were in person but you know one of these days again when this thing makes millions we'll be we'll be podcasting from from poolside or something from the mansion yeah man so well I think it's time to

take this doughnut box out to the trash and I'm like it and this has been

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