Issue 9

BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT! Two old friends make a brief return (It's Power Rangers and Legend of Zelda, obviously) as Pete and Dunk pretend that they've been too busy to plan most of the regular sections. This issue sees Dunk discover how low you can go at a David Hasselhoff concert, while Pete suffers the ultimate humiliation at the hands of his favourite local takeaway. Plus we plumb the depths of Super Mario forums, and rage over Michael Bay's plans for the Ninja Turtles franchise... Warning: Includes multiple Tommy Wiseau impressions.