Hey, Broomheads, it’s Friday, so you know what that means?! It’s time to get cuckoo bananas with #DEEEMP!!! JT is dead and gone, and Schuyler/Stohn seem to be ready to move on, but not before one final (sad) celebration of a life that meant so much to so many. Even Sean, evidently.
Hey Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back and we’re saying goodbye to JT. He wasn’t always our favorite, but he was ours and his demise brought with it some true emotion even if it came and went so fast that it left our heads spinning a bit. Farewell, PJJT, you were annoying a lot, but we love you.
Hey Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back and Craig is on cocaine! Really, that’s all that matters! Get into it!
Hey Broomheads! #DEEEMP is back and, also, Sean is back... again, because this guy is always coming back from something. This time, it’s jail, evidently. Not Stouffville. We also posit that Mr. Dom is actually what would have happened to Mr. O had he continued his teaching path. It’s a fun one, Dope Monkeys, so don’t miss it!
Hey Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back after a week-long hiatus! In this episode, we chronicle the life of Jimmy and Spinner’s T-shirt store from fledgling idea all the way through to its actual realization and dissolution; all in the space of, about, a weekend. It’s Degrassi burning through plot as only Degrassi can, and we are decidedly here for it!
Hey Broomheads, #DEEMP is back! We’re doing a two-parter and, for the first time, it’s a Darcy episode. Darcy is putting sexy pics on the web with an assist from the always loathsome Hot Peter. Meanwhile, inexplicable sparks are flying between Mia and JT, and Ellie is amassing a large, personal stash of contraceptives. We’ll be off next week, so listen to this one slowly! We’ll see you back here in two weeks.
Hey Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back with a thankful reprieve from the saga of “Hot Peter and the Drag Racing Goons” to welcome Mia into the Degrassi fold! Along the way we’ll spend far too much time talking about Jimmy’s boners, and enjoy some of the wonderful numbers from the hit stage musical West Side Story . It’s a fun one for you Labor Day Weekend!
Hey Broomheads, it’s time for another #DEEEMP and the continuing story of (UGH) Hot Peter and the great drag racing adventure. Elsewhere, Frosh, I mean Ellie, is spending some time with Jesse outside of the bustling newsroom of the fifth largest paper in Toronto.
Hey Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back with the season 6 premiere! School is starting and the gang is all scattered, except for, like, 80% of everyone who are still at Degrassi. Oh! And Sean’s back, which bears some surprising fruit for Pat. On a housekeeping note, Bheadz, we started a Patreon! So, if you’re so inclined we’re at Patreon.com/DEEEMP . Something to note, Patreon charges on the first of the month, so if you’re interested in supporting, think about waiting til September 1st so you don’t get...
Hey Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back from technical difficulties with a new episode Frankenstein’d together for extra #DEEEMPNESS. It’s graduation for our OG grade eighters and their exodus from Degrassi leaves both Rach and Pat in tears. There’s a lot to talk about in these two episodes and talk we did, so fire it up during your re-virgining ceremony or on your bus trip to Bible camp and enjoy!
Hey Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back and so is ah-DEEEEEE-LYN, and boy has he changed into something of a gaslighting sociopath. You hate to see it. Meanwhile, Liberty is reeling from the news that her unnamed baby’s adopted parents are moving to Seattle, and she turns to the bottle for some hilarious results. It’s dark times for our favorite Canadian high schoolers, but Rach and Pat’ll get your through! And happy 19th birthday to Bleed American !
Hey Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back, and we are barreling toward the season five finale with a two-parter that sees Emma develop a severe eating disorder in under a week, Spike and Snake reconcile through bad singing, and Paige force Alex and Hazel to at least try to get along. It’s a pretty serious two-parter, you guys, but that’s Degrassi!
Hey Broomheads! #DEEEMP is back to hop aboard that Friendship Club train with Spinner as he and Linus try and stop Degrassi students from assembling somewhere to talk about how to put condoms on. We think? Meanwhile, it’s Snake and Spike’s anniversary, which under normal circumstances would sound fun, but it’s Degrassi, so, it’s not. All this plus a visit from Mr. Del Rossi and our old pal, Billy Corgan! Enjoy and have a great weekend!
Hey Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back with a severely anticlimactic baby delivery as well as some very serious DTSQ action. It’s a fun episode for your 4th of July holiday weekend!
Hey Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back for the two-parter with something for everyone! It’s got Kevin Smith, the birth of a fan fave couple, an ill-advised middle-aged kiss, ol’ gossipmonger Jay, and no sign of JT whatsoever. It’s a fun one and we’re glad to be back, and hope we can provide some relief during a not great time. Enjoy!
Hey Broomheads! #DEEEMP is back for your Friday, and it’s a good one. Spinner breaks up with Jay for what feels like the hundredth time, all while getting closer to Darcy AND Jesus! Meanwhile, Jimmy is leaning in to his sudden artistic genius and pulling away from Hazel in the interim. Also, listen to find out who gets what side of the “Best Friends” necklace between Trump and Steve Mnuchin, and hear, possibly, the most Rachel sentence in Rachel history. Enjoy and see you next week!
Hey Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back with the “Marco comes out to his Dad” episode, which means plenty of appearances by everyone’s favorite Super Mario cosplaying homophobe: Mr. Del Rossi! We recorded this episode while doing an Instagram live, which was a blast and thanks to all the BHeadZ who joined in the fun! You can watch the full Instagram live on our account @sparklespazz28. We’ll see you all next week!
Hey Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back with a two-parter that sees JT and Liberty have to make some big decisions, what with a baby coming and all. We also dig into some Emma realness, and Snake has a mid life crisis. It’s fun! Also, BHeads, we’re gonna be doing an Instagram live episode recording on Monday, May 18 at 9pm EST. Come hang with us over at @sparklespazz28 on Instagram!
Hey, Broomheads! #DEEEMP is back with a very, very special episode because, for the first time in #DEEEMP history we’re welcoming a third guest host—Rach and Pat’s great pal and self-proclaimed Broomhead Mayra Velasco! She’s gonna help Rach and Pat get to the bottom of Jimmy’s Dad, Liberty’s pregnancy timeline, and the Britney Spears song “Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman.” It’s fun! Mayra’s great and all the great pals of the show pay the gang a visit at some point or another. Even Steve Mnuchin....
Hey Broomheads! Rach and Pat are back on #DEEEMP for the record-breaking second week in a row! Craig is vowing to remain girlfriend-free for the time being, but he finds himself in the crosshairs of both Ellie and Manny. Meanwhile Joey J is punching way above his weight class with Diane, a young lady looking for love and a domestic used car, whatever that means. We hope you guys are safe and healthy and we’ll see you next week!
Hey Broomheads, your pals are back after a failed attempt at continuation last week! Some tech problems kept us from getting to two in a row, but fear not, we’re back on the horse! This week, Liberty and JT come to a crossroads in their relationship—the very same relationship that has been given about six minutes of screen time prior to this episode. Elsewhere, Darcy (is she a new student or the same person from last season, only she’s forgotten the school shorting?) is indoctrinating Spinner in...
Hey Broomheads, we hope you’re all happy and healthy out there, and we’re excited to be back. This week on #DEEEMP, we discuss the brief return of Matty O, Paige’s general meanness, and a B story that we plow through in record time. All this plus a visit from Bob Hoskins and Mr. Del Rossi. We hope you enjoy!
Hey, Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back with season 5 of Degrassi ! There’s a new open, a new haircut for Manny, and new sociopath to discuss! So, spend quarantine with your pals. You won’t be disappointed!
Hey Broomheads, it’s time for another edition of the Degrassi Yearbook. As each season ends, Rach and Pat look back and give out awards including best dressed, worst couple, and saddest. This year also sees the inclusion of a new award—The Lobel Sleaze Prize—and its winner may be controversial. Enjoy, Bheads!
Hey Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back with Kevin Smith filming his movie in the hallowed halls of Degrassi for an epic two-parter that ends in not one, but TWO permanent break-ups. Plus, Alanis Morisette! Happy Valentine’s Day, Dope Monkeys! Come celebrate with the dissolution of love!
It’s prom night at Degrassi, which always means fun on #DEEEMP! Manny and Paige’s simmering rivalry reaches a boiling point under the watchful eye of guest star Kevin Smith, while Ashley ponders a summer in London. All of this leads Rach and Pat to a long discussion about Lilith Fair. Enjoy!
Hey Broomheads, it’s an all new #DEEEMP and Marco’s exploring the possibility of an open relationship, while Jay and Spinner test the limits of Canadian truancy. There’s also plenty of songs and laughs, and also, a visit from our old pal, Mr. Del Rossi!
Hey Broomheads, #DEEEMP is back with a lot of Matty O., but no euchre, so it’s a trade off. Mr. O and Paige are in the crosshairs after maybe being spotted having a chemistry-less picnic in a parking lot. Meanwhile, Emma’s taking a break from boys in favor of mocktails and tie-dye, but her pals have starry eyes for (gulp) Chester?!?!! We don’t get it, but maybe you will! Enjoy Broomheads, and thanks for listening!
Happy New Year Broomheads! Mr. O returns to Degrassi this week to continue his relationship with his high school student, while Ellie finds herself neck deep in the dangerous world of high stakes euchre. It’s all incredibly scandalous, and Pat & Rach are here to dig through it all as only they can on #DEEEMP!
Happy Holidays, Broomheads! If you need to get away for a half hour, your pals, Rach and Pat, are here for you! As a special holiday gift, they sat through a really bad Lifetime movie starring Jake Epstein and they’re here to tell you all about it. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts, to all the Dope Monkeys out there for an amazing year of #DEEEMP, and we can’t wait to keep it going in 2020!
