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FRIENDS

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He's a freaking as. That's how we're coming in. You just wanted to you just push the button twice and so we can do that. Yeah, I thought that's how we need to come in. That's why you can't come back. I gave you a podcast on purpose. Okay, Son, yet here I am because you you only chat. I'm bad. You don't have any friends but us too. That's right? What the fef of my buttons? That means, you know, I get to push all the buttons. I see what you did there exactly. You don't get a high to what's

going on? Everybody. Welcome to another addiction of the Death Fresh Show. It is our mister tone Death. We are at a different angle of the building, very different, doing this special episode of the Death Thrash Show. Immediately across the screen, it's my partner in crime, my brother, my friend, the nigga who that's what we wanna talk about today. We meet the part face really our fl crist I think that's why why did you? Why do we need like? I feel like it was a little bit No,

it was it was a pot It was a pot loaded question. I see that supposed to bring intrigue. You expect you should look at Webster's definition of the word friendship. That's what I got to tablet out here for. Well, hello everyone, we're not talking to her, and this he's not our favorite. I am your favorite. You guys love to have me come back here as much as possible. You won't leave. I left. I was at home. Mind my business still in the comments. Nah, but

this is our pain. You know. I didn't talk to you because my side has been in pain all week and I've been trying to manage it. Have you been stretching? I have been, and I think it comes from driving. Yeah, it does. And then I'll see your water intake as well. My water intake is great. I think I've overhydrated, to be honest with you, because it's clear when I pee. Now, Yeah, you might want to pull back a little bit. Pause, so, uh, pulling back a little bit. This is not force. But how do

I like the stretching? Yea more. It's probably what he's doing. No, I haven't been able to since with me driving Now, I've been leaving that way early before the kids and stuff is up, so I don't have that little block of time I used to. As you gotta knock your socks off in the morning, get your day guns. They started my job any stress was it used to be either, So I don't have the urge and I need the rub one out to deal with today. Like masturbating and then

going like straight from the shower to some coffee. It's crazy. No, you actual should drink coffee then masturbate. It heightens your senses. You could just smoke weed and drink coffee for that and then fuck, that would be amazing. It's amazing. Who don't. Yeah, I was telling somebody you want to make more babies. No, he just was describing the day of my life. But continue I saw her that your life was like, and I didn't like it. The walk in was the nastiest shit I've ever experienced

in my life. Bro We all we did was get out of the car. He tells us just every time. Yeah, but when you witness it is nasty because niggas is really terrible. People have a confession for you. It happens to Jazz too. I'm almost sure Jazz too. But when I see my sisters, it may only happen to her, like when she's dressed up my lisses leading house. No they don't, don't. The worse you

look at, the more they come at you. Yeah, niggas is wow, niggas is wild like and when and when I see niggas like that, the niggas, I'm trying not to be. But because the niggas is, like, I get it, bro, I wanted to say it too. I don't want to just be like God damn, but that's that's different. And I still don't want to say like you don't want to say it now

but before, because let's be honest. When you you the reason why I even noticed the Serena had all that because I kept telling you I didn't notice

that. Yeah, So what we're doing here on these next few episodes of The Death Fresh Show, we will be diving deeper and I won't say it's deep into friendship, but I feel like we're gonna have a few special guests and we're just gonna like and chop it up about friendship about Yeah, we'll talk about friendship and then I could give my like my first hand experience of like meeting people, and then I want people to give like their first hand

experience of like the first time they met me, because that that story gotta be good because I usually don't remember when I meet people because I be thinking I'll be meeting the motherfucker for the first time and he'd be like, no, why we we met like ages ago. I'm like, really, I don't mean f really the first time, it's like, I don't remember any of that ship. So yeah, Like the first time I met Serrita,

she was uh in the studio. She was a guest I believe on Somebody's pie, And well that was what I found out once I like sat down. But when I first walked down, I thought she was just an average running the mill, pretty you know hussy Dad Town had in the studio, was you know, trying to you know, called Hurst into doing some ship.

You know, don't put it, don't put his business hat on, Like so you want to start a pie, which is really you know, you always want to start a bob, So we just do your business business, baby. So Number one, one of the things that make a person a good friend is knowing the individual's mannerisms. Because the simple fact that one almost damn near word for word said by opening life about a podcast just pissed off. But I also like like this because that so you want to start.

You want to start because it's one of them things where it's like he almost trying to talk you out and saying, yeah, so this is what you want to do, Like, are you serious? Because no, I do that because I want you to know for a fact what you're getting into. Yeah, this is not just oh, my friends think I'm funny in the basement while we hire niggas need to hear us. No, that's not a podcast. You could do that on YouTube just right and your phone.

What I tell people like, do that on YouTube because it's gonna cost your baby and you're not gonna make money right away. So I'll let you know all the negative ship that people think. Let's get all the myths out the way. Now you still want to do this ship? Okay, cool, let's talk. So Yeah, I thought like, uh, I thought reader was one of tones insert whatever word you want to put there. But I

don't feel like you on Scale show before he was on P three. Yes, I've seen her on Scale Show. I did not care about the fact that she was on Scale Show. Right, Okay, there's a lot of shil you missed if you saw her there and still didn't know what we discovered. Yeah, I didn't pay attention. I was literally there because I think Scales needed me to produce because Tom you couldn't make it, so usually no time was there. It was time for me to do another show. I

think both were there though, Yeah, what why were you there? They wanted the Life Coach because my buk had just come out and there and then like the following weekend she ended up on Pete three episode and that's when I actually really sat down. Now, I'll tell you this. With Serena, she was nothing that Look, this heifer is not who we thought she was, absolutely not. Like every night. If she would have just never to do anything with TBR and left that day, she would have been the most

wholesome, upstanding. This woman is out of most niggas lead. I didn't even know about the butt. I had to look her up on Facebook. Told you you're telling me to see any this she was setting down. You don't know what's in these jogga plants? Bro, What are you doing? Big triple fat goose bubble coat that went all the way down to her ankles. Absolutely so I didn't she could have been a big bitch in so you don't know that in certain coats. You don't know what's behind there. It

could be backfat, it could be asked. You could take your jacket off and look like the from Matilda. I didn't know what was back there, but it was a lot back there. After one showed me the photos, and then she kept coming back because she came through our show. One of the conversations from the couch will always go down. You left me hanging. I'm still on the internet. When you go back and watch the episode,

you deserve to be left hanged. I trying to support her book. You was a wild nigga that day jump jumped down the wildest rabbit hole that if it was anybody else but her slandered so many times. I have toes because of you, that that episode is the reason why people think that you are a wild boy, and that's why they always say, oh, you're not as bad as Tom made you. See, brother, it's content content, nigga. You was hot in the Cost of Living and didn't realize what you

was saying. Its content, bro, I know exactly what I'm saying. I'm very intentional with the bullshit. But speaking of bullshit, I's driving this week. Was he back my niggas smelled like what did I say? What I was at work? So, for those of you guys who are listening for the first time, I quit my regular nine to five job in the office after twenty years of doing customer service, and I followed my dreams of

my dad's footstep. And I'm a transportation driver. Was a transportation driver, and I understand now why he was able to maneuver through his holes like he could because he had so much fucking free time in between times. Right, So he was more independent, whereas and I work for a company. Okay, okay, so he can cut off his meter anytime he wants to. So bro get up in the morning, go out pick about five or six people up, or he may schedule his regular people he always pick up.

So let's say, for an example, if I got to pick up this anime at noon and she only going five minutes away, I may not have to go get a Robert to like two. So technically I got time in between. You got a lot of time just function right. So when I sit back and think about it, if YO always on her lunch break, have you been exercising your opportunities? Cause this nigga been making sure the minie

the minute easily. I got like an hour. Hey Bro, I'm about to send you this pick up like Dog, but I understand it because the more people we pick up, the more money he makes. So he's not like I'm not gonna leave money on the table if I can help it. Plus, they cool with it. I was like, bro, just let me get lunch and something. Dog, That's all I asked for. Texts me at nine forty seven a m. And it was like this nigga smell like ham hocks. Yeah, it's more they were they like fried hamdhocks were

They're like the ones that are just like boiling finish it one. I need more. So after that, I said, like green juice from the green he smelled like Sunday Dinners. Was like, you know when you left the pot out overnight. I was like, yo, that he's dank. He's thanks dang. So yeah, had to put a stick in on that nigga like a glade. But the thing about it is Dog gets in the car like what up? My niggas like, man, you know you want to work to that because you always got a vala date. Are you in a

location going to He say what up my nigga. No, I say to him, okay, but theigga sa like I was going on. Man, the way it works again this bag man? So I drive off. I'm cool, I'm good. Were grooving him and like three him and like three mother people they like they like listening to nigga music. Okay, my guy was in the whole of back seat to protect the innocent less than thirty, less than okay, so he's young, Yeah, protect the innocent less than

thirty. He's too old and he's smelling like that most definitely a job, are you boss? Don't saying nothing to you? That is the part I am. I am really really confused that because I want to ask him, what do you do at this job? But if he gives me the answer that you don't want, it's gonna really ruin think what do you think it is ruined them as a franchise for you? For me? Yes, I can see that. I told you where he works at, so knowing,

knowing he worked directly with the key ingredients. Yeah, I can't do it. That's wow. Wild as hell. That wow. But that wasn't That wasn't the ride of the week that got me. So the ride of the week. That got me was I picked up. We're gonna call her Adam. Okay, Adam had her daughter in the car with her today, right, okay, So Adam is the high sixties, seventies, Okay, her daughter is in forty fifties. She gets in the car and she is talking

big ship about her sister. Apparently her sister then slept with four niggas's pregnant. I don't know which one is the daddy, right, okay, to of the niggas is her cousin's baby daddy. You know they're too old to be like this. Okay. On top of that, she donet gave about her number, so when the niggas called for her, they call her sister, So they called the one in the car, and then that's how the messages gets conveyed. So she says she's sick of this ship. I'm not

covering up for you. You should have been sleeping with Justine's man anyway. You know he likes taking it in the butt, So why are you Like? I am in the front seat trying my hardest not to bust out laughing. That's probably when my side started hurting, trying to hold it in I feel like these are the kind of people you can only meet on the chat line, Like, if you were to ever meet these people, this is the only you can only meet these kind of people on the line. Wait,

but it's more. There's more. First of all, telling her to get off the phone, because she's like, if you're gonna be on the phone the whole time, you should. You're supposed to be coming to keep me company. You ain't supposed to be on the phone. Why the fuck you come. Adam cusses, okay, Adam cusses, like a motherfucker. What is anime's efinicity? Black pick up black people? No, no, no, no. I do pick up some white fulks, but I don't

really care too much about them, so I just drive silence. I'm pretty sure they don't get your car smell like hot ham hots. They have their own, Yo. What white people smell so unique? And it's still bad, but it's a different bad. It's not normal like musty black people. So ended up. So Adam tell her to shut up, okay, because she's like, you do not have the right to talk about anybody because you were fucking your cousin at one point in time. Yeah, right, your

like, do you work like an eight hour schedule? So for like eight eight hours at least? Okay, well you don't drive all right hours, dude. Of course there's a little stops and breaks and stuff like that. But by definition, yes, I could drive all light hours. So your entire day is like the more perfectow no no, no, no, no no no. There are smooth days. There are people who we don't say nothing. We just listened to old seventies, eighties, R and B.

That's cool, and we're cool. Okay, we're cool. It just be those moments when you get those randos that just share a little bit too much, especially if if mom's just outed you for sleeping with your cousin. She said, you can't talk about nobody because at one point in time you were sleeping with your cousin. So I don't know she was saying that as in, you went out to get banged by your cousin, or you were talking to a dude trying to be secretive bring him home one day and she told

you that's Gerald dean Son. Wow, that's nasty work. But that's that's that's that's not a friend. No, not a friend would not allow you to go down the path of I wouldn't let you sleep with your cousin. No, please, That's why. That's why I'm so glad that I don't have any family here. I got one cousin here. That's it. That's a beautiful thing. I don't have to worry about that. If you have

no family here, who do you hang out with? My friends that I've turned into family, Like you, guys, I told you, that's why I thought, like I used to think that, like at some point, like you stop making like new friends, I think. But it's amazing how even at our big age, like you can still like make like a real friend. You can still make friends because your likes and dislikes and what you're

into changes as you get older. Like if you don't, if you're still doing the same thing you were doing ten years ago, you're not involved as a person. After your son, I got ninety nine problems and ship half the holes in one. Let's keep it a buck. What this friendship mean to you? Friends? But have some friends? I said it was on there question Tommy's not here. Tommy list means being a dad or on a date? Huh, little on a date with little dad? I was that

father daughter's going dates. Nigga. You called a date though, called daddy daughter time. I don't call it an actual date. It's just a thing. Just because your son actually kind of likes hanging out with you. Yes, of course that's crazy. Why wouldn't you like hanging out with me? I'm cool, my cool. Problem the fact the very first time we had a conversation and you brung up your sons, you talked about going to the football game, and all his little teammates is trying to hit on you.

Yeah, and the same thing happened when he was in college. You are a problem, man, problem. Never tell you like he just don't. Don't just don't even show stay in the car I have I have coach like Facebook live and then you watch it from there. But you're stay in the cart, right, And because means you're a problem. So the fact that you guys still have the bond, it's dope because most sons be like, nah, it'll be like that scene of with Kevin Hart where dog was like

see the rest of the two Walmart. I feel like little kids be catching me looking at their MoMA. But I be like, brother, that mama's fine. Man to the badass. It's not you know what little kids is matter fact that they mama fine is they don't want you cutting into either a they snacks, be they titty time or see you not my daddy. Single girls have bad snacks because they buy what they can afford. You can't afford

good snacks. Nick, you're single and you don't have any kids, just in jail because you fuck you invite niggas to your house to fuck and don't have good snacks, so they buy the snacks that they like. That's what matters. I don't like him if I invite you over to fuck, well, I smoke, I'm always going to have good snacks. Yes it does, bitch have good snacks. No, no, what Your whole thought process

of the overnight concept is really fucked up. You want to bring video game console, you expect her to have the good snack, no concert as you are the other. First of all, So, first of all, depending upon if you if that person is also a gamer as well, then I could potentially see that as being something. But no, you're not bringing the game over to my house. You're supposed to be playing with me. What are you talking about? You're supposed to be you're supposed to bring your joystick

to control her. Y'all eventually will go to sleep. Has that bar I just dropped up? I don't. I don't have a bad to drop a gym for you or to hide to you my guy like that was a bar. I don't stopp don DeMarco. But that's the thing. One I'm supposed bring your game because if you bring it in, let's say they accidentally get kicked over during the fun time, you're gonna be mad at yourself? Or are you moving fast to get to the game? Yo? Got you your

point? Leave the game fucking the right, or at least be making some need because me, I'll get up and make you some need and make your whole meal. Have you ever had a woman make you a sandwich? After a good fuck? Give me some juice stuff? Damn, sorry to hear that. I've got it, made a whole meal. Some people some people. Some people require different things. I don't. That's that's a different Why

don't dress to don't dress like one tone is dressed like you are? Yeah, well, if you think about it, if you if you put the hoodie on, he will be unpeeled. And then when you take the hoodie off with your orange shirt, your peel. That's exactly how you later said later later disgusting. We got to wrap the show up about like twenty minutes. Damn, hey, just because the schedule got pushed back don't mean everything did. This is why. That's why he got as fine as linen bron,

don't pod bro, this is what I'm gonna wear anyway. So happens that it it increased, It has dad shorts and a shirt that didn't match. And then somebody was like, it's it's cracking. Spin around right while listening and don't fox with the text. What was doing to some I have to be here at ten o'clock in the morning. I do not have time to facilitate facilitates, facilitates Phil a date, handout Dick and still be able to work. So I just just what I was gonna wear today anyway.

Oh, so you knew the day before and once she was done, Pie was gonna come intoday. He was going to hand out Dick already knew had right youre talking about pause, we got paused that you can't Yoah, it wasn't. I had a woman that's coming to the stable to see about a horse disgust. That's as long as she can afford it. That's the other way you're supposed to say, I'll go to see a man about a horse. Yes, we do. So you got a woman coming to the stables

to see about a horse checking on the horse? Did right? Put it out the pasture? Send you to the glue factor. No, I ain't going to the glue factory. Feel like a tato. Yeah, friendship, what kind of friendship is this? No? Good friendship? Friendship? If you got a friend that wants to pull friend, it's to be able to help you out in your time of needs. So have you ever had a situation one where you have to build a home out of a lot? Yes? Tell us about that time. Oh my, the way I bailed them

out? Answer the phone? You didn't? I didn't. How did you know not to answer the phone? You get the text? I just like sometimes you can tell when people be on bullshit, Like when you got those certain friends. I'm like, you don't really call you text me like it doesn't matter what it is, like come outside, or like, hey, it's never really your phone, call you text me? So for you to be calling and at this time of night, it's not you on the other

end of this phone. So I'm gonna just pretend like I didn't see it. So, Sorita, you're a woman who has male friends. Have you been drugged into their lives? Oh? Absolutely, I'm the one that answers the phone and everything. What do you do in this cover up? It depends on what they want me to do, because I say, like, if it's a situation where they're trying to like like they're done with this chick

and she not trying to hear it. Chick, Oh you know, I answer mich Hello, So do you be I'm like, like ban who called for you? Right now? Oh? So you act like the jail. I act like the act like the you know, I play my role. I can be HR. I don't remember one time you need me? Was why you HR T d R. Probly you probably people that get sent to HR at the time. That's why me won't get fired. I was dating this girl. It's prom like sixteen sevent I probably have told the story was

much different. Cons I was stating this chick, and you know, when you're young, the popular thing is, hey, man, ask your girl if she got somebody for you know, for me. I was like, all right, man, whatever I'll see. So she was like, yeah, I got a cousin. I was like, like somebody, but anyway, all of this between them two was like kind of like over the phone. That's already tricky chatline a while, so, you know. So then we all got this idea. It was like, well, we all gonna

meet up so you know, them two they can see each other. So we meet up. Now. The meetup was cool. It was a pleasant interaction. Everybody was cool. We kicked it. It was chill. So then on the you know, some time go by on the loop around, they won't kick it again. I'm dating my girlfriend. I got no problem with this. So she called me where you at all? Like I'm with you know, brody there. She's like perfect, because I'm with my cousin. I look at my guy. I'm like, hey, they're trying to

you know, come through kig. So he's saying no. So I'm like, all right, better, let me call you right back the phone, Like what was the deal. He's like, I ain't trying to see her, bro I'm like, okay, we'll just telling her like you know, fuck with her like that, Like that's always been my life. Just be honest with you. He didn't want to be honest. So now trying to help him, I am not avoiding my girlfriend, so I'm getting myself in

trouble trying to help my homeboy. So I won't want to say, like in the middle of the day, I answered the phone like six hours. So then when I finally like we finally talked to him, he like, tell her I got shot. My dumb ass went along with the story. So now I tell my girl that my homeboy has been shot. So now she crying because she worried about my safety because I had to tell her. The dude a bunch of bush. So after I tell him that he got shot, like, I turned my phone off. I don't know, it's

just bro, Like sixteen, it seems so logical. Cut your phone off, Like so now they they called him hospital the time to see your folks dead. That was some of the dumbest shit I've ever done in my life. I think I was outside for like a legit, thirty six hours, just outside like this is bro I was was. That was the dumbest shit I ever did. Like, that was the wildest lie I've ever been a part of. It like, why why would you tell her that if we

got shot? So that just goes to show though that when you lie, the lie can literally take a whole life over with that lie because it just is like going and going and going. Because I was a real nigga, he didn't want to say. He just didn't want to talk to this young lady. I'm a real nigga. No you're not. She's a real down nigga. That's what it was. But I'm saying though, like at that point in time, I was riding for my mans, I was lawyered,

I was fresh. I mean, I've had also times to where you get to text for your friend that's out on a date and it ain't going well, so we need to have the multi emergency phone call, like hey, you need to come get like such and such a sick or whatever the case. Maybe you need to come get the baby wherever the case is, to get them out of the out of the date because it ain't going right. So I got on that. It's not even that level. I got one. So I was playing Destiny and I have a friend. Now we in

the head said, we in the game chat the whole nine yards. We're playing the game, but his girlfriend getting on his nerves in the background, keep talking trash, keep talking trash the whole nine yards. Now I can hearing dog voice a dog about to hit her. Okay, So I called dog phone. He was like, aytown, not now, not now, like really getting pissed, right, So I called her phone because we all

close. I was like, could you put in certain ain't here because he was supposed to come to work today and he is actually thirty minutes late because he's on the schedule, So could you please tell him that if he doesn't come to work, uh, he's gonna get fired because it's his third infraction. She was like, you gotta go to work. You gotta go to work. The times by firing you. And he was like, oh, what cool work? Are supposed to be working? He said no, they

just called him, said he was on the schedule. I pretend to be a manager and everything, so I gave all kinds of names. Get dog out of the house, right, So dog, get up, he get dressed, go down the poddo you know, get down there. He ain't on the schedule. So when you get down there, I call him. I was like, hey, bro, I had to get you out the house cause I don't feel like I would rather come get you from your job and we go have drinks then to come get you from jail, right because

drinks is cheaper, right, you know he was. They eventually broke up good and he slept with her sister. Oh my wow, she was throwing it that she's been throwing it right, suld sleep with everybody to your friend. Yes, that's why, Yes, I have did it end? Well, we're still friends, still friend. See, I'm trying to tell people like, look, will fuck and still be friends. It was no, And it was funny because she was never she was never on my radar.

This is when I was in college too. This was made it so funny. We were in college and Biggie just dropped Life After Death album. So I had to borrow this too because that was the better one at the time between me. For me, it was the better one. So she let me borrow it and I was listening to it. So one day she was like, hey, can you give me this two back please? I was like, oh yeah, gotta get this too. Bad set the crib. I dropped a violatter on this day. It's all right cool. She stayed

on the east side where all the wild boys are. Okay, so I come over there, drop it off. Were we sitting to have conversations? I got company. You can save if you want to. It's like, all cool, I say, for a minute, we have a conversation, and she hits me with you know what, you're one of my best friends. You're the only male friend that I haven't slept with. And I'm like, first of all, that's wild. Am I am? I missing out? Very missing out? Am I not doing something right? Did you friends

on me? He's like no, it's just you know, you never tried anything. It's like, I know I have that ability too, you know, yeah, I hate one. This was an option. I don't say that. So she, you know, like, yeah, said okay, well you never said that nobody. That's stupid. But the thing is, I can't. I can't have sex with my friends, not even no. Don't say it to anybody, because it's still you just told somebody the other day they could get it if they were younger. They were the younger version

of themselves. You know what, after you told them that peace was not pieces group chat text messages be wid like that. I just said that I have moved on to a vessel that works well for me. That's why I said. I said, I fucked spaceships. You and your fucking roll bow. We beat it really belittle. It was not in public, bro, that's not my that was not that was not my ladies and gentlemen, that's not my team. Totally. Younger version could get it, but then told

him it was from y'all. It was from ninety six. Okay, So I was going back into my fifteen year old mind because that's how old I was in ninety six, and I said times in his twenty name. Well time music was in his twenties that time. I was like, you like you like the older man, you know, because that exactly like younger creepy you will turn them to the pedal. Damn, I mean high track. You know, I haven't made a hot line, made high track whatever.

You know, you're a terrible person. But I'm glad time he didn't know you. Back then, I would have mess his life up, handcuffed definitely for no reason. With the yam yeaming back then, Yes, I had my whole boy in jail. Get there out here doing dirty riding scoundrel something. This is for my home man. That one we can't recite those other lyrics, and the other one was too much that that one gets just taken off the air. But I was just talking about old school timing, not

now now time. I feel like it's a more well run He's more studious. You like you would have like one of the little eye glasses on with like a smoker's cop like the he got a monocle, But that means he would studying your body and know what to do. Oh my lord, you think he got a monocle? A professor Tommy? What if he does? I don't want him to speak to me perfect at least a week. What if he has a smoker That's what I said. I was like, he has a smoke jacket. Yes, that's like the kind of like what you

have. Yes, this on hip hop? Where are where are they? Now? We're going to dissect lyrics of jupiterile back then We're not going to start there speaking speaking of friendship, we're talking about just came home and you know who came and got him? Man? That why love? Why is birdman coming to get b G? Why would he not? It's a business investment. You got a story to tell what business? What the wants to hear Brian Christopher Dorsey fucking right, we don't, No, you don't.

He is going to drop the track it is going to I'm almost where I don't want to hear Wayne no more. Look look, look, you gotta look at this one. I don't want to hear you out Juve now just did tiny desk. Okay, okay, Wayne's still making music. Okay. Jub just came home. And Turk needs a second chance with these niggas right now, you put a young thure in there or something he in jail? Do you put somebody else? Snap? If they want to do a Hot Boy reunion tour, and I'm all for it, go on tour, sing

your slaps. Everybody used to let the Hot Boys, people will come see them. But if they want to say, let's do another Hot Boy album, not here for it. That's me personally. Might be some people on the internet that want that, and then when the album dropped and they got like, yo, I was wrong. I was wrong. I can admit when I'm wrong account of boat and the god damn mental chips and the buttons, your nails, multiple colors, you know, caidoscope job you know what.

I'm like, she's surprised you told her out today. Normally your shoe game be up there with us. That's because I had a date before I came out and you came here afterwards. They must not would have went. Well, I already know who it is, so I believe it that that I don't remember speaking of friends looking out for people. I hate. That really is a button and I don't know why it's not out there before we

let's be friends. Did he gave everybody the royalties? Yeah, that's actually going back because it's actually it's millions of dollars, is what they said. So what does this mean for niggas like Craig maxic State, Because first of all, who's still spending flavor in your ear? Like actually they are still

playing it on. But I feel like when you have your when when you own your publisher, now you personally can go and sell it and you can get what Diddy was getting for like when they put your song in a movie, Like what iFun y'all think Joe Button is still relevant as far as like pump it Up because he his like when he got signed, it wasn't more so then really investing in you getting a record, like having like a good

album. Well that's almost like Shaggy with the mister Bombast because Bob Wiser still has some commercials that they're playing the song in. But outside of little Kim Mace in the Locks, whose music that he have, it's worth it that we care that we would care nobody who did because you figure which Faith is getting at, because Faith is getting her royalties, his royalties because that was you know, porfeit of her royalties when she married Stevie. Yeah, why

would you marry the sneaky creepy nigga from love and hip hop? So they had history. They had they had history like literally, I think what that's who she was messing with when Biggie was out creeping. So they were they've always been. How much history we have? If there is any significant time lapse in between us and I see that you out here on some freaky ass nigga ship, I'm not fucking with you no more. But that's you. Sometimes people grow up from that. He never grew up. Jo Look how

he treated Jocelyn. Look how you treat his baby mama. He got to do all this ship on prime time television every Monday night at seven o'clock he got the ship on his baby mama and we watched it. That may not be how he is as a person. What do you say all the time when we pott in one, we have conversations and we say things, and we speak from a perspective because we potting right, you think, dog just be he be showing and he could be just showing. Just be showing for

the bag. The more you do, the more niggas tune in. More niggas tune in. When it's time for season two, we can ask for more because and no way, this is a big ass facade, Bro, he really ain't sh a lot. Partially, it's both. It's both he is. It ain't ship nigga. But I think when it comes to the right person, you be good for the right person. And I think for him that happens to be her. Just like to make us believe that that sex tape was leaked, no, you sold ain't nobody enough. Leak is

the word they use for everything. It's rollout because because Kim sex table was elak. But it wasn't a leak because your mama is the one who put it out. Anybody watched that and it launched their careers. He was dry. I just don't have a desire to watch ray J fun. It was dry. Not one wish never see that sex. I hit it first, that is you know, if that wasn't a this song about Kim Kardashian, that would have been a great song because you would have just been talking about

hose in your life. But technically was. But it was nasty because it was a Kim Kardashian nasty and it's just been a you hose. Move on from rappers the ball players, but they all know I fucked first classic. I'm props like, yes, because these are facts. Bro, you you might have sucked these first. But she really did move from rappers the ball players. Mm hm, but ray J is not a rapper, he's R and B. All of her marriages are fair bars. How are you this

prose? And she went from a football player to a basketball player to an actual rapper to a comedian. Comedian Pete Davison, I heard he be a don't tell me what you heard. If i'mbout have deposit, I just hurt. Why did you heard? That's what the ladies are saying. I can believe that's what saying he was with a Grande and she did write a song about not being able to walk after sex. But also that couldn't pertain to Big Sean. Speaking of Big Sean, you know who you know who?

You know who he's not friends with? Kendrick Lamar, Hendrick Lamar hate this nigga dirty like niggas on the West really ride for Jeanett a nigga who come a nigga? Who a nigga who come out of the house like once every six years? Better not ever say shit to me on some rap ship. Bro, You better not ever talk to me. You come out the house once every six years. You think you should have just come out here and spen a verse and it's gonna be ill. Might snuff you I see you

in public. This is why I'm not a rapper anymore. I should say, like, when I really look at how like life is constructed, we do We need to pause because he said anymore, I'm not a rapper anymore. I gave up. I'd rather podcast now. I rather talk shit about you, my mass niggas. Some of your niggas suck and I want to

be the one to tell you that you do. But uh so, apparently Kendrick Lamar got h He had a song on his last album, The Mister Morale and Big Steppers Ship, and I guess he had a verse where he was distant like a lot of people, but they took it off the album. But now it is surface, A lot of people think it. Yes, a lot of people think it's a I could be a I. And if it is Ai, who who got this much smoking their heart for Big Sean? If it is artificially a lot of people that he's mad Zen right

now. And I think because he's so Zin right now that people aren't liking that kind of like my Zen. Some people don't like my Zen. You know, people's in they don't like right now rock is flowing like san rock z in right now. No, I don't want what's up. Let's say you have a kid, right all right? How do you feel if your baby mama made your son her junior were on good terms? I think that

great. I think if my baby mama got like a unisex name, like like is a dude name right, like you know, or just it could be either. And like we had the conversation he was like, I think I want to make the baby that's fine for it, jor because my wife because I was always are there any women in life who are a joint? Like? Did your mama say you're gonna be me? Part two? I mean I wish I would have. I think a lot of women get named

after their daddy, in my opinion, is a form of junior. Because if your daddy named Andrea, and he named Andrea, it's technically junior. In my book, I feel you just feminized it. I will I wish, I will be. I will be all for making if we had a son and it was able to carry on that, that's dope. Would you let your Megan Jr? Megan? Megan named the unisex name. I don't know, no nigga if he if my baby mama was named Morgan, why

is your baby mama named Morgan? But I'm saying that would be okay with you to name your son Morgan. Yeah, because that Sean Sean, Yeah, that's going toss. Yeah, because that's my ex husband's Lashawan. And then I met middle child, my youngest their middle name is. I met a lady and she had my name. Yeah. I was like, that's dope. Her daddy didn't like her maybe her mama named her. Maybe she don't got it daddy. To stop thinking everybody got it daddy. Somebody drops,

that's what's wrong with America. We all think these motherfuckers got fathers in they don't know, and you think nobody has a father, bastard children. You know what, Loki, you know, I've been falling down this rabbit hole of like racist racist jokes, but they be funny though that duh I stumbled upon his age. Dude, he was like, you want to know how Disney's racist? He was like, look at all the characters and he

was like, well, black people gotta be animals. And even when you think about it, there was like all the Disney movies that all the voiceovers are black people. And then he was like, you want to really make it relatable, let's kill his father and now he ain't got nothing like And not only would they make them animals, they would make them absurd animals like Bumble had to get rediad because the Magpies were just cool niggas on a on

a rope, the Five Birds just niggering it out hard. Yeah, you need black people, you need black people, but you ain't got to go to us right, just a little bit. And for those who want to check that wouldn't take out the the Siamese twins. They took out Siamese twins. There's two cats, Siamese cats and Ali. I wonder last what it was. I couldn't remember what when they redid that if you please and everything. Well, my coworker told me Willy Wonker was racist. I was like,

no, way, break it down. He was like, yeah, so the like in the book, actually African pigmies fucked up. He went and stole all of them slavery mm hmm, free cheap labor who wrote this book. That's just last period. But and then they were all in black face. That's why if you watch the original one with what'sh mccally, what's his name? Yep, with Jana Wilder, they're all in black face.

Yeah, why is life so fucking racist? Because it was norm back then, just like watching like all the episodes of the Jefferson's Well, they was going back and forth with each other, right because racism was so ingrained. Like a black person goes to a school and they burned the school down. You got that much hate because a black person walked into this building that you burned the building down. Yeah, it's deemed no good. You can't have

you niggers walking in heres and stuff like that. It's like, there's nothing about us that makes you need to do that. Do you just want niggers to be walking around? Yes? Were you because you want of them? I'm just saying nigga should be allowed to walk where they want they should be. But it's a sometimes I feel like Milwaukee's a suntime time. No, I feel like if it ain't used to be. No, it's we were too segregated because until like until niggas really started buying cars, nobody really left

their area. Like when the city used to be on and popping, you literally worked in your area because there were stores and places and stuff on your side town. That's why if you go to the South Side, you see all these little stores randomly in niggas neighborhoods. Yes, like randomly in their neighborhood about the Mexican the South Side period. Even if you go up West Silas or go over there's a little small store because people never really needed to

leave their community to get what they needed. Yeah, I feel like won't have it as many mom and pop shops as we used to have. That's where I was really looking for. There's a lot of them, because there get you some fried chicken and some deli meat and cash or check. Speaking of that, I was telling him about checks. I don't know. Yeah, I was gonna ask you that was it wasn't trying to figure out how that you cash it, Like I go here, you're basically giving me out

the drawer was equal to what your check is. Right. Cool, Now that they got this check, like go catch signed it over to them. Okay, so now it's their money because all you have to do is on the back and sign it over. So pay to the order of and you put that on the back and then now that might be legal, but what is illegal is when they letting you do that with other people's checks. Niggas. Around the corner. Around the corner, they were selling cell phones.

They were selling the five dollar tall teas, they were selling hats, clothes, They had shoes back then. I knew them shows was fake though, but they had them. If you needed a fit, you could go here get a fit. So like they were selling closing shoes and cell phones and cigarettes right here. It did like in the middle is where the main registers is, and then next to the main registers where you can cast checks and money orders and all that good ship. Then in the back back that's where

they frying a chicken and cutting like sandwich meat and ship. Wow, this is the one. I'm not going on the store with the meat market. And it was right. I used to frequent this establishment because what I was mentioned when we were driving up. When I was driving to go get him. I don't know if you've seen this on thirty seventh in Capital, but there is a guy that's out there frying catfish in his front yard, has

a whole big sign that says catfish. That ship broke down Capital. Dropping off with adim A. Seeing that ship, I'm like, you know what black folks is gonna find? Oh boy, because he got the little fan in yeah, and then got the tent the whole nine yeah, and then people are pulling over there like he had the whole little corner of his block all you know, just going on my I mean, what if you got

the fire though, That's what I said. I was like, I was really tempted to stop, but I was like, I can't do it. It's Capital, Yeah, you really can't pull over on capital. No, that you riskin at all? What if chicken He's got you though, because the are you getting is like the catfish, like two pieces of bread, maybe some hot sauce. I ain't no French fries coming with you may definitely cook the the same friend. That's definitely all I'm with that to. I'm

with that, don't don't cook my fries. I throw clothes. I mean you you know, but me cook all that ship and the same thing and the bread bread, And I used to agree, I used to I used to hate that when I worked there picking, I think that Grandma had a cannon grease on the stove. The chicken f our chicken was cool. I

just hated working Fridays because Friday is usually kind of busy. And then it's like, because it's fish fry Friday, you got you down one frar, Like, we definitely slang way more chicken than we do fish, but because it's Friday, we have to make fish. So now I'm down a friar

and niggas like, yeah, we need a ninety six piece. I'm like, bro, we're gonna have to start telling niggas that these big ass absurd orders cannot come in on Fridays because we do Thursday night right right, and then like you got like I could never just like so like to filter out the goil. You're like, you gotta open up the grease travels. You gotta let all that ship and then it's supposed to go back up. But they want you to change that fish fry ship. So I'm like, man,

ain't doing all that ship me? This my fucker, that's why. So, that's why the they don't want to keep cleaning. If you went to picking sae in the year, that don't even matter. Just if you had came on a Saturday and you might have felt a little funny on the Sunday. Just know that if you had a fish allergy, your chicken wings might have been cooked in fish grease. If I worked Lord, which WHI seventy and am I not surprised? Just saying, bro, they weren't paying

me anyhing that was asked for a whole lot to see you there. I probably get food from there, probably doing nothing in the Delhi area because let's always get that steakhouse potato salad. It looks good, but I don't want to try. No, it actually was good. All right, so before we get out of here because we're over the one hour mark. Oh because you get summons. No, I'm actually getting sleepy. I'm actually for the counsel point to go home. Yeah. Yeah, you want to take a

nap, like you know, take a power napping all afternoons. So you got fresh for no reason, got your chain out and everything. Look my chain out. You got to change now, you see, this is the beauty about being like older, like if it ain't nobody see me, like see me, see me? I repeat the ship out of outfit. I mean, it's just you know, it's whatever you want to do. But we know what, we know what you though. Because you got your chain, I ain't got to fresh air Max. Yes, all there was coming

up regardless. I like them, regardless they was coming out the box. Bitches love a good air Max. I see it. I don't worth these because I realized I had to suit mm hmm no, because I forgot that. Yeah, you know when shopping shopping in your closet, I bought so much ship from Classic that I forget I have outfits from Classic. So I wait in my closet to find my black sweats and I found like you buying boke. When she drops, I just she has my size already. I

feel like she got your name on the new Order ship. Like she'd like, I'm gonna drop this purple hill and put one side for time. She actually does that. She does. So now, since money is kind of getting a little bit smoother, I'm not gonna be doing these kickbacks all the time I get a little bit more money. No, no, I'm not doing them all time because now usually about the winter time, everybody else starts

throwing parties and just go to yours. That's how it is. So let me say we got the kickback on the thirty Yeah Halloween, Yeah Halloween. See, that's why it's good to have friends like tz tz always go throw motherfucker party. You want to do something, I'm going there. So I might just do a TDR only kickback, like just us hanging out here, and then you normally got the ugly sweater party. And then we roll into

January and then it's too cold outside. Nobody don't want to go nowhere anywhay at that point, so I get away with January February and something April did I pop out in April? See so as the sweatsuits come out, the new colors, I just start buying ones, or I just go online and custom make them. I can do one hundred dollars, one hundred and fifty playing for it. I'ma be out here driving, be driving in some lugs all winter. Now I'm gonna give me some ugs. Got me some give

me, give me some ug boots for the US. I don't like the look. Always hated. What do you want me to put on? Cock boots? Exactly? Probably why I hate? I do. I do. Got a pair of work though, law force. But my foot, my foot started with Renal nine one one is back. I saw you, I saw you write down in the group it's called Renal nine one one defunded. So apparently their station lost money, so they just open Is it the O G cass all of them there, folks with shorts, Yes, main one.

I don't even think. I really think he gave in real life officer dangle. Just picture here with the glass. So apparently to be here, apparently dog gotta fetish for white cowboy boots. Right, the palling shot keep getting over on them, right, so he keeps trying to go back and take these boots back. But every time you come out, he come out with the upg Now while he's in there, though, I don't know,

bro, the material keep getting better. Like he went in to return some crocodile boots, came out with some Persian albino something like coming out with some fancier boots. But every time he go in, because you know he'd be riding his bike, they the black cop and the Mexican cop, keep finding new ways the fuck dog up. So he ties his bike to that little wire bike crack. First time he went in and came out, they looped at that the bike rack went through the bike, so you can't take it

out. The second time, and this one was my funniest one was they pulled a zip line cord hanging down from the bike. So the minute he unfastens the lock, the bike snatches up. It goes away, and he didn't see it get snatched up. The dog is just looking around for like where my bike go. Meanwhile, I mean in the way you hear the line, you hear the zip bike just flies off. I'm sitting here dying because it's just it's just gone, like like whatount uh, it's actually on

Comedy Central. Okay, where are they housing Comedy Central? You just download the Comedy Central app. Yeah, but Comedy Central is already somewhere. I don't know where it is because I have YouTube TV now, cause you know who's not my friend. I wasn't gonna say in my lives you're saying, hold on, let me be quiet. I still got one more check from them, but still got check come up. But maybe I'll drop this episode after I get that check. Put a stop payment on. Definitely, they

already have. First of all, as soon as I stopped working there, they immediately switched me over to a paying customer. Oh. Absolutely, when A'm gonna let you just so the building cycles started, you owe two hundred and seventy three dollars going forward. We gonna go ahead and roll you to the best price point we're gonna give you based on the services you have.

I looked here and we realized you didn't watch these channels. So we're gonna give you your Cinemax, your shell Time, how your Cinemax, your HBO, your shell Time, your Star, but we're taking all the rest of that shit off. You wasn't watching it anyway, my nigga. We see what you watch. I feel like you quit on them and then got mad that they was like, bro, you gotta actually pay this bill now that you don't work. I wasn't even mad. He was like, Yo,

that's bulls, nigga. I wasn't mad about that, Okay. What I was mad about was at the time when I was paying, I had the gigabyte internet, okay, but I wasn't getting gigabyte speed. But I'm only paying forty bucks, so I wasn't complaining. But now that you got me paying, hold on, either you're gonna get me these speeds or we're gonna drop this package down and we're gonna get this money. Right. So when it was getting time for me, it's like, okay, you know what,

speeds ain't changed, nothing changed. Still got this slow ship here, you know what, Let me go change my package. I was just gonna let it slide one twice about it. Let change my package. It's nice when they walk around, Dick change they package on time pause. It's a call back. Walk around needs to be because we have a person to comments also commenting about their walking around as well. So I just want you to understand that there's a real thing called walk Around Dick, so they they love

they walk around Dick. All right, But getting back to my story, So then all of a sudden, I get this email as well as several employees confirm me if they don't have Disney or ESPN or free Form, I like watching Cronish. I need free form. Fuck you, I'm out. Wasn't it Disney, It wasn't the ESPN. It was a free Form that got me, so I left. Wait, so Spectrum as a whole doesn't

have Disney. They don't have Disney, ESPN or free right now because Disney is like, look, I can do business with y'all, or I can keep getting money off this app. And right now I'm getting mad money off this app. So unless you can give me a reason to give you access to this, fuck you. As long as this network still carries Disney. Yes, man, I don't even care. Now I'm on YouTube TV football season and that's why I'm on YouTube TV because guess what NFL tickets on YouTube

TV. It's time Zone and b YouTube TV. So okay, I can literally turn on what's your password? I got you? I got YouTube TV as well TV. Yeah, but you got YouTube TV. You got the sayme thing. I guess so as a friend, but you got what you have? You? Ever have you ever given me your dish password? I don't app. I could be down. I don't have to dish app, nigga, I'm watching regular TV. Why don't you have to dish app? It's in your house? It is like I never think to watch TV when

I'm not at home. So you don't watch TV on your phone in your room? You do know how to cast it to your TV? Yes, I know how to do all of that. But if I'm at home, why would I be casting images from my phone on the TV? Because apparently you don't know how to use the app? Right, so I'm giving you iPhone. I'm at home, It's already on the TV, right, it's on the TV. Why would i be casting images from my phone to the TV when I'm already watching what is on the TV that you are watching on

your phone? So I'm confused here. I'm confused. Why you need my YouTube TV then, because it sounds like you have TV. I have regular TV? Did you I don't want to watch football? Extra football? Did I say I have? I just said this on YouTube TV. I just say I bought it, you know, but now this is this is, this is coming from my friend. But now this one thing I can tell you that, No, I would not give you my YouTube password because the

great thing about YouTube TV and you can have up to six. You're not put up four fingers six the individual logins, so six people can have their own YouTube TV with all access to everything. And I still pay the same hundred dollars, so it's not working. No, I would tell him, no, I would have told him, give me your email address and I'll shoot you the link. He's that way, you don't fuck up my algorithm.

And you know what though two days see, and that's why, like when people give me the log I create, like people be like you gotta ask for permission, though, could you? But I don't like to mess up people's algorithms and the things that they You just can't make your own profile because I just be logging in the stars and it'll be like his own log in, Like, because he's a freaking ass. You gotta have his own everybody's account. I have my own profile. No, from now on,

you use Office? Why would I use Office? Because that is the random account? How many other people use office? Whoever? Has whatever log in, use office the algorithm. No, So here's the thing. If you have my log in, you use office because you're only using my ship to watch one show anyway, But I might want to find some other shit. Then you should enjoy the algorithm that they've created in it. Yeah, within once I once I find what I like through the algorithm, I have to

create my own algorithm. Save it to the mod list with what is save it to the modelist. I like to feel special. You are not special because there's probably twelve other people with the same log in. Use the office. He cases not closed. He did not shut the door on this conversation. That's why you're not in charge of the butt. Literally. See, this is what I can do. I can easily change passwords. That's so rude. Like everybody else, I've done that, though sometimes you have.

I've done that. In the relationship. You got to change the password because I would not allow you to have the kids involved. I would not change no, not of so okay, some point because of my ex husband and the kids, the kids are using his loggins over my house so on their own stuff though, right, No, it's on my TV. That's how that's how I get oh, I definitely do, and YouTube TV as well. My coworkers told me I was the evil person today. So he was

telling me, like how his baby mama. White people got mama's that's crazy. That's the mother of their child. I'm the mother of my He was like mm hmm damn, like a little pink pain. It's like, apologies, knew about you every day. Because he was half white, half black, that would explain why he was so light bright Mila, and you're not

like bright. I mean that's because you blazing barbada Barbadian. But yeah, he told me I was an evil person because he was telling me how his baby mama like a school teacher and like when the kids act bad, she like put them in the closet with the lights off and play monster sounds. And he was like, I think that is so wrong. That's something. Yeah, that's I was like, man, stop, what school district is? I don't know these white people. Hey my kids go to school.

But I was like, hey, man, maybe went to the same school I went to for like a semester. Maybe the badass crumb snatching heathens will stop acting God damn fool. No, now they're scared. Now you cannot says, you can't say what did you do to get putting twice already? What did you do to get put in the clothing? Put baby in the closet? No one puts baby in the corner. I was like, I was like, I think that's definitely would like baby came in the closet.

Baby k That is how Mike Myers is born exactly because if you go back to the first movie, he constantly kept going back to the same spot, which happens to be in his sister's room. So I'm telling you all this shit started because she put Mike out her room because he was being a freaky ass nigga, because she was trying to get freaky. Literally, it led to this man on a forty year killing spree. He stabbed her while she

was naked. So you're telling me trying to get We had the Yamians out and he was like, fuck these titties, I'm just gonna stab you with these scissors. Yeah. I think Mike Myers and Batman are the same people. No, no, no, Batman is on a whole nother level of PTSD. Batman a social path don like the Internet is crazy nobody likes Batman.

Like everybody got the same conclusion about Batman. It's liked. This just really be he Basically we're growing up and we're realizing Batman can do so much more to better the community, but instead he wants to run around and beat up people. But in reality, he owns the whole entire city, so

he really could like make changes for the better. No, we already said that, because he owns the insurance company Wayane Insurance, the ship he does, he makes money off of it. It's like the mayor from the Boonde One Slur was trying to sell people's security systems where nobody was buying because they've they loved in the safe area, don't need security. So you know what he did. He sent his fucking nephew and his nephew's best friend out there

breaking people's houses. So they were going by these shitty as security system That's the type of Batman. I do you one better. The mayor wanted to buy the park so he could build kindom idioms. Okay, they wouldn't let him because the neighborhood was a beautiful place, so he couldn't buy the park to do that, So instead Granddad comes up with the idea for the itis.

He lets him create it. He gives him the store, gives him the sleeping restaurant, the whole nine yard because of the addiction that people got onto it. The value of the neighborhood dropped because crime, drugs and all these things were happening in the neighborhood. Value of the neighborhood went down. They came through. He shut down the place because of any humane and he bought the land across the street and built his kindominiums. That is how crack

fucked us up. That is exactly how cracked. That is the backstory to the Luther to they cloned Tyrone makes sense. I hate you, No, it really is the backstory. Did you watch that movie? Yes? I did. Did you like it? I loved it. I love Tianna, I said, I watched Anything She's In. I sat through a little bit of it, and I was like, I'll come back to this anything that She's in. I don't know what it is about her. I don't know when it happened, but I fell in love with her another outside of her

and Trump. What's it's not, Tianna? Is it? No? It's not Tianna Uh, the black chick from the Miss Marble Captain Marble in the Black. Okay, I know you're talking about. I don't know her name of her right now, but I know she's beautiful. It could be Tan. I was just thinking of Tianna Taylor or Tianna Trump. Now I could date Tianna Trump. I couldn't Dateana Trump. Well, I wouldn't date her, but I let her suck about. You know, you know what I

mean. I mean I couldn't date her only because I know what she does. Because I'll be watching her on Twitter and she's going crazy. She's a nasty one be deep throw dick and boss. She's a nasty oneman. She got a big mouth. Oh my, that's how you give it up? What whoa Hey? Now you're in a starshot rest in peace to the lead singer smash Man. I don't think you try to do it perfect. It just works. It just happening over here, just like you know. I

was at work and it was like the least singer smash My. I guess they was expecting me not to know some Banny was around me? What is gone around? Every time I heard that? I want to watch Shrek. I love Shrek. That's one thing that I know that they talk about how there wasn't a lot of good Okay, so I was saying, yeah, that's not a good picture of her right there. No, she's coming, She's coming back for the Yeah, the sequels. But Captain Marvel Moe.

We like talking about the sequels and stuff like that. As far as like Shrek, I think all the Shreks were good. How many I didn't like the fourth I think that fourth one was like some side ship. Yeah, was like the time travel Okay, yeah, I'm talking about the three. I feel like they dropped the ball. They could have created a whole universe around Shrek because I believe I believe the Antonio Brenda has gotta spin off, got a movie, put some boots. Yeah, I like that one.

You're going somewhere, are you going? Okay? When you come back, you bring a drunk for me? Thank you? Drink? Yeah, gonna talk to his house. You see how he just gets up and walks away. But that's cool because I was just mean you just me. No, I ain't gonna say that yesterday, that is he ain't in the group. He was in that yes that's his growl. It's hard to keep because none of these niggas names is Tony exactly. That's why, But that's how they

made it happen. How where did they come up with that? I do not know none of your niggas names. You like you spelled it three? My name is Doorway. Whatever these niggas been living under assumed identities. What's your favorite childhood movie? Yes, I think they're rebooting Beatle Michael Keating and everything too, but I think he's playing a different character. I watched that

movie till I could not watch it. I feel like, if they're gonna redo Beetle Juice, they gotta get the girl who played Wednesday, that who is who is now the leader, the lead character and the screen franchise going forward. I like her. She's nice. If there's a lot of movies from my childhood that I would like to see them redo, just because we have the technology now. It's like Beatle Juice would be one though, because

now you could do more. Although I feel like if they was to turn Beatle Justice to a horror movie, it was scary enough for me, I know, but see I'm not a scary movie person. Don't like scary movies. I don't like being scared. I like to laugh. I mean, I don't like being scared either, But the scary movies are not scary. I will do suspense, but I will not do scary. What do you define the scary, blood, gore, all that stuff like that. That's

kind of goes into my scary. I don't think that's scared of jump. That's more like Slasher. Okay, I can see where you're going with this, Yes, probably probably see I don't know the genres because I don't even go over there, like open that way. So like the ship, like the nun or like city see ship like that I don't like because to me, it's not it's all jump scarce exactly like that. Give me a good

old fashioned it's you and you gotta outrun Jason, that's my ship. I like he had to sleep exactly like I scared to sleep in the middle of the bed for quite a long time because he used pulled next to the middle of But I like, yeah, I feel like I feel like we need another one. No, we don't, you know, I think it was funny on off you saw that one. I don't know if it was I did see it on TikTok, But dude, that was just like Freddy.

But he was like walking around to like the Chris Brown or something like that. I was like, I was like, it was they got a pair of shoes that are pressing like almost a couple of hundred thousand dollars. There's special edition Freddy Kruger duncks. Really fucking lie, I have not heard it. I don't know. I don't I don't know if they ever came out. But they made them, like I feel like like you just do shit, like they make shoes and then they put them in a vault just to

make them. Like I was having this conversation with my uncle and I was like, for every low pair of like Jordan Leven's with the pat leather on it, it's like, I feel like there's a as a high to it, like y'all made it as a high. It was like, now it's probably look better as a low, and do you cut it off? So where is the samples of all the top Where the samples of all the Jordan Elevens that had a high point to it before you cut it off and made

it low? Because I know that was the thing I just want to work at the Nike factor. I was about to go in the wrong direction. I'll come back. Where did you? Where were you going? And you want to work with the little kids? I don't want to be at the sussion, No, I just I want to go. I want to work for Nike because they they got a lot of ship that they need to just bring back. Yeah, and to be able to go into that vault and yeah, show me was in the vault. You know, maybe you need

to start like seeing how you can make that happen. Could you imagine working a Nike though absolutely not, especially if like an employee perk was like getting to for where you get a discount, and then you get a discount out of the Nike employee store. What is not in the Nike employee store. I would really like to see what's not in stop because they tell you everything sell out. But then we got this Nike employee store. I need to go there. And I also feel like too, with that, you will

probably have the parks of making your own. So now the custom I would have to cut my friends off there. Oh you couldn't let them know that you work. I would have to cut all of y'all. They will just have to be like, why you keep coming with all the newness, Like I've just been hitting on the app going gang bus just like dud on the app. They weren't they weren't. It was on my app special special TRUP.

You gotta have the special DRUP code. You got to see. I feel like if I had a job like that, niggas was like, damn, why what bro? This is my job. I work here. Do you want me to get you a job so you can get nikes? Let's play with you saying that because when I'm had just graduated out of high school, I was working for full Locker. I was working for their HR,

so I got employee pricing on the shoes. So that's how like my son like when he was like for his first two years, he had J's, Like he had every single pair of Ja's, like from the crib J's all the way up because they're like only twenty bucks. So I was like, there's no point for me not to put them on the kind of friends I won't, Like, I don't want friends that work at Walmart, like you know, I mean that's cool, but I don't want shit out of here.

I buy everything. I need a friend who works at Nike or any kind of shoe store, right, and I don't. I don't even want you to give me shit for free. I just want a nice player discount, yeah, because I just thirty or more. Not even a discount. I just want to be able to buy the shoe because some shit you just came by. Just let me buy the shoe. I don't want no special privileges. I just want priority. Let me just let me get a priority. Let me like, and that's the thing we are to buy first.

See, that's that's what I need. You niggas be like, nah, man, you gotta get in there and you get some free ship. No, I don't want free ship. I want access to Polish. I got money, not broke. I'm not broke, baby, I just pretend to be broke on TV. That's what it is, just pretending. Now I'm broke as fuck. You know you need to say you're in between blessings. That's what Now, when you're in between blessings, that means you're in between

jobs. Doesn't mean you're literally in between blessings. Ain't no, ain't no blessing comment. Man. I know I'm broke. I'm gonna be bro I'm gonna see my next check and still be broke, even even though even though the holiday I'm trying to say from America, he's not going this is this is what I'm just gonna do. That's what all say. Your favorite movie as a child was Beatle? What was yours? You didn't say I had a thing for like All Dogs Going to Heaven. All Dogs Go to Heaven

one and two was my ship when I was a kid. Oh and uh, the Sesame Street Movie. I don't remember the Matilda, but Matilda was cool. But like the Sesame Street Movie when they kidnapped Big Bird and then he turned into the Bluebird because they had my nigga captain. That was my jam. I watched that a lot as a kid. Mighty more for Power Rangers to ninety five, the very first movie Power Range. That was Fire Matilda. Man. You know what movie I did hate because they showed it

to us in school a lot. James and a Giant Peach. I hated that. They definitely outplay that and The Nightmare Before Christmas too. I don't like Claymation. You know what, I don't think I actually ever sat through all that, like my child does like Coraline. Coraline is definitely like their favorite movie wow growing up because of all the claymation and everything with them. But then also on top of that too, everything that happened only time Claymation

was good. When they used to do celebrity deathmatch you know what that was my Jane with Yeah, which I think they brought back. It's on Paramount and they got a new episodes now I liked, but like, you got to cut out the portion where you play these stupid ass music videos and just give me a cartoon thirty minutes of Beams and butt Head having adventures. Do they do that with the new one now? Are still playing music videos?

Because I think I think with the new one, like they're older too, so like their parents and ship Yo Beams in butd is fucking parents who let them, who gave Beavers but AGAs a lot of people that are you know, into that kind of ship. So but they were stupid. Yeah, the like had the coolest thing. I used to love that ship. I feel like it was one of them cartoons that I shouldn't have been watching, but it was all regular TV. So it's like you can't be that bad.

And I used to like to watch Yes, darl MTV has some nice cartoon. What else is that show? Speed Racer which was super old, but they brought that back watching speed because it was on What's a Racer exes Brother? And they did they ever get to the point of this cartoon where we revealed that Razor ex is your brother, Like your whole bang is to beat this nigga, but you came and then you hang out with a monk like Speed Racer was wild. They made it a movie, I believe,

mm hmm. And then like I was mentioned to the a on Flux, WHI was the other one where like she closed her eye like the closing on the the fly in her eye and then like all go around and everything and she was all like you was watching some were ship? I bet it was. It was. It was all part of that little evening cartoon stuff. South Park was yes, but see I felt like, see that was when ship was on TV that shouldn't have been on TV. That was like real

family guy, the ship that they was on on South Park. I was like, Yo, this ship is amazing. They're really gonna talk about it? How are they getting away? With this ship. Oh what else movie that like when I was a kid, It's a movie called Basketball. It's the creators of south Park is the people, So the actual people that do south Park, that's the stars of this movie. It's some wild ship. But it's pretty funny. Oh h that almost reminds me of Dodgeball pretty much.

Yeah, because Dodgeball was pretty much in the same So I saw this video on Facebook. I watched a lot of ship off Facebook and send it to us. Yeah. I don't know if I sent you out this one. But you ever seen the movie Heavyweights from back in the Day with Ben Steller? I okay, So like people like make these weird analogies, Like I think it's more funny than like serious, but they like put together movies that like these were in the same universe type ship. So Ben Steller's character

from Heavyweights ends up being Dwight Goodman from Dodgeball. So like with Heavyweights, he was like he started out as this fat kid, he got skinny, then he started the fact cap, then he gets in trouble to go to jail and the right and then he'd be the was like he moved away, he got skinny, he became this guy as an altered like he changed his

whole thing. That was liked, where did they come on? But like when you think about saying shit, like I can see how his works, Like I think I saw a video where that was like Life was the sequel to Harlem Nights. Yeah, I've heard about that. It makes sense though, Like I doubt they put any thought the correlation to these movies, but like when you watch it, like it kind of makes sense, Like,

so you motherfuckers did go to Jit. Now we need the sequel to Life where they got out of Jit. Well, yeah, so we need to see what life was like on the outside now of their fugitives. But then at this point, I mean, could you imagine like an old Eddie and the old Martin like being like ninety running from the cops. That's what I'm saying to like, but they're like dead now on the land. They're not

dead I'm talking about Okay, think about it. Life came out with in like the late ninetiesn okay, and it is now twenty four years later. Niggas dead if they was like ninety back then in ninety nine, so yeah, I mean they pushed the date unless they push the time back. Do you think it might have ever thought about having two boyfriends? No, was you ever entertainment thought like that? I don't think so, because the way that I'm set up as far as like when I'm focused on somebody, I'm

focused on somebody. It's hard for me to like have the multi focus like that because I like, before, in between things, like after I was divorced, I was dating like a bunch of dudes, and then it kind of got to a pem. I was like, Eh, when you say dating, like what does that mean? Going out to eat like all that kind of stuff. It wasn't really like, you know, all the other

stuff. It's just more or less like getting to know them and kind of seeing that's the direction I want to know, Yeah, because you don't have to have sex to be dating. I don't think I'm aiming for the word they're saying like if I'm like getting to know a person, that was my thing. Like back then, I was okay with that because like I had the energy to expend. But now at this point in my life, I'm

like, Okay, anything that I'm doing right now is very intentional. I can't I don't have the time to get to know multiple people, right, That's what I'm saying. Like now I don't feel like it's like Okay, I'm gonna see what it is here and if it's not, if it's not jamming, then I'm gonna move and like get to know somebody else and just kind of like go that. But like I hate to start and over ship. I'm good with it, Like I have mental funerals for people every day.

I think it's more like I hate the beginning to know people process because those questions saying it's not like because they sound so tedious, maybe they need to be the week as you don't want to have like you know, but

it's like maybe I'm just sick of having these conversations multiple times. Maybe you're having it with the wrong people, Like I'm tired of getting to no motherfucker, because man, we get to know people like people are all right, But it's just like, you know, if this don't work and I gotta do this it with somebody else, are you going into it like that though,

that's the thing don't work. I gotta learn me somebody. No, don't go in that way because you have to you know, no, you don't you just have to have open and don't have all the expectations of it thinking that it's gonna be all like, No, it's not, because why are you going in that way? It's not gonna work. I just have a realistic thought process about certain things. Now, I'm not saying that we gotta date or we gotta be romantically involved. It's just some ship just don't

work out to the level of work. It's a motherfucker who I went through the same process with, and now I don't even speak to you no more. Now, why I don't speak to you is not my fun. It's your fault and you don't care that it was your fault. And that's why you've already disassociated yourself from that, because that's not the type of person you want to have around you. I'm saying, like, I don't want to

have to keep doing that. You're not if you go into it not with that kind of what am I supposed to go into this with the open mind? And you don't like this person. I'm just in here again to know this person, and that's how we're moving it. We're moving in that direction. There is this one person, and I am getting to know I kind of like you, she got seven of them things, but you know that's not my business. She got adult kids or not they are not adults,

but a few of them us. But again that's not my business. We've grown that you funk seven times and got seven of them. You know, I definitely think she's done more than seven, but you you caught seven. No, they're not. I don't say that they might be not all of that. I think a lot of kids are accidents. You know what, I might have been one cut the cut, the cut the tape. Look got after all the kids that will happy accidents? I mean, I'm pretty

sure that's not something you want to that's I don't do that. But it's a thing. I know it's a thing. But we don't need to talk. Wow. Can we not talk about it? Because that so sad that there was an accident? Yes, and you could have been aborted? Wow, you know what? They could have sex you, suck you out of your mama's boy could have suck you out of your mama's but in a vacuum cleaning the abortion. No, because it's not in your butt. Do you

know the female anatomy? I do, but look, I don't know where they put the two of it. I ain't never had an abortion the same place that you put your ya me what I never had. I don't know how this works where I know where it can, but that's not where it can where the babies come from. That's not where babies come from. But at this point, once you put in the vacuum, once you put in the blender, it's not a baby no more. It's now a smoothie.

You're saying, you can't like, ship out of smoothie. People ship every day. Be you can't shoot me fam No, you're right about. I'm just saying I've never had. I don't know what you're and I haven't either, But I'm telling you that that's not how it goes. Is it not like a tube? Though? Yes? And they put it in the front of the back, correct, and they suck it out like a smoothie. You know what. Stop like a stroke. Let's stop. This is what

happens. Let's stop while we're watching cana stop stopped, my profess. The doctor is we get here? The doctors? Did we get here? I don't know, ask because apparently nobody was supposed to be here, because we got to move from over here. Just no, So you don't want to talk about abortions. You were talking about the chick that you're talking to that got seven kids. How we get anyway, she's a nice young lady. Oh my god, I do want to I want to take around. I'm

a nice guy. Okay, she told me she never been the outback. I'm like, that's my jam. There you go. Well, then you need to find out what her favorite things to eat, our favorite color, and get her like a little make her little you know, care package type deal. Whoa now I said, I like her? Yeah, I like her. I am I'm buying you get a gift bag too. Dude. You go to the dollar store, you find all the stuff that's a favorite color for hers and put it in the bag. That's gonna be maybe five

ten dollars tips. Oh y, that's player. I'm trying to put you up on some game. I gotta find out what her favorite color is exactly. I think I asked your that I've been trying to be outside the box with these, like with the with the Tiff attack questions to give you some game right now, pets questions is stupid, like ask the people what their favorite color is. Wow. I mean it's not wild because eventually, but

it just seemed like such a nonsensical question. But then it is because, like I said, I just gave you some game just off of that. Because the first thing women say is like, stop asking me what my favorite color is? I hate small talk? Why are we supposed to get the big talk? If you don't like small talk? I don't know you know you like, do you want me to just lide to your inbox? Like? Yeah, you cute? What's your what's your goals and aspirations? Which

you want to be in life? That's an icebreaker for you. Potentially it's better than you be like you are so beautiful. I saw you walking down the street and the outfit you had on real Nigga Slidy, your d M compliments, you touch you, it's pretty. You say, yes, I appreciate that. And then he comes back and he asks you what did you want to be when you grew up? How do you feel about that question?

I would say, it's like right off, right off, I'm like, okay, I'm like, well, I want to be a neurosurgeon. What about yourself? That's wow? Why did you want to be a neuro surgeon ian shit in the world. Kids don't think about me. I was a very advanced child. Clearly, you just wanted to play with people's brains. Yes, that's crazy. I like that one where you're like, okay, so a neurosurgeon. That's a surgeon of a brain, right, So

like what do they actually do though? And there were pairing different things that are going on, So like if you have any kind of diseases or anything that are going on in your brain, they're actually going in and fixing it.

So for example, if you're having like seizures and things like that, and they can find where the actual part of the brain is that you're having a seize you're at right, and they can actually see and they can do a biopsy on it to see like could it be like cancers or something going on. They're just basically looking at all those different types of things open.

So sometimes you can go up through the nose as well too. If it's something going off like a pituitary gland or anything like that, they're really taking the top offs. I mean, it depends on the situation then, Like so like Niggas just be unconscious on the operating table, missing his roof. Brain exposed. Are you blowing cold air on my noodles up top? What is going on in the ceca to marry you? I'm trying to get you fixed. How you get it over? Like, yeah, how you gonna

get my skull back? You're gonna blue it? It's depends. They can usually go ahead and try to put it back on, and then some instance they can't, So it depends. They usually try to like a small part of it. They don't try to like a huge section, but they just a small Imagine cutting a nigga head off and like, Yo, we can't get this back on. It won't screw back on, boss, Like what

you now? Just out here with the flappy top, Like imagine taking your hat off and then your your hair and your head come up at the same thing. You're just sitting at the dinner table. Brain exposed looking at your date. Yeah, brain, this is not sound. Brain told you like a week ago. Baby, I'm straight now. Your eye your eye is down here. I don't think you straight? Yes I do, I'm good. No, you're not. Bro. I can I can see what you're thinking. I can see your brain. What did you want to when you

when I when I grew up well. When I was younger, I had just dream of playing football. It was either that would be a professional wrestler. Kay. Then as I got older, I was like, I should be a rapper because Lil Wayne's a rapper, So I think I could be a rapper. And how that work out for you? I feel like I was decent. I was a little bit talented. I mean, I didn't say nothing to wow a motherfucker. I know how to make it sound nice. So why did you stop? Why did I stop? Because I felt

like it wasn't going nowhere? But did you have a plan for it to go somewhere? I don't really think I have one, So then how could you give up on something that you never had a plan for in the first place. That's a good question. We don't got a mind blown here.

That's very true if you don't really have a plan for some But I also feel like, at the same time, some shit just becomes like an interesting okay, and it became lack of interest from a plan that you never created in the first place led you to stop doing what you were initially enjoying. Got it like, no, it's one of it? Like I understand like to make it. It takes like a lot of hard work, and that's cool. But when you enjoy doing something, you don't mind the hard work.

Like if this Potter shit gets to a difficult point, like I enjoyed Potter, so I don't mind doing this. I talked to motherfuckers that just let it row. I don't mind doing this. But it's like the rapping shit, it felt like it became work. Then it would have been a matter of just switching back to like it wasn't It wasn't fun work anymore. It was work work, like that became another job. Was like, I don't even like my first job. I do this to escape that job,

even though I want to make it somewhere. It's just like the work is it? Is it fun anymore? I don't like it? And then it's like I feel like the city now is more unified than it was when I was rapping. Yeah, so it was real clicky and separated, and a lot of niggas didn't want to talk to you, didn't want to help you.

So a lot of that information ship that you may see a scales or down when they pie and they talk about all this information that you know they're sharing, and at some point in time, niggas wasn't sharing the information and areas, and when they were sharing the information, they were only sharing it with niggas that they liked, but that they fucked through it. So if you didn't like, if you didn't know these niggas, niggas wasn't just helping hand it and it was just you know. So I reached out to a

guy on Twitter one day. At one point in time, I listen all the music in Milwaukee, something like I like, I like, I like your style, like how you wrap. I think we could make a nice song together. So I reached out and you know, like bro had a little name, Little Buzz, So you know, I'm charging for the future. Perfectly fun. That's how you do business. How you do business ain't

gonna stop you from eating. Now. What I did not like is that we're having this cordial conversation in the d M and now you get on your timeline and I felt like you're talking spicy about niggas want to do songs and niggas dick like that's gay. Like you may have not been talking to me, but I felt like you was talking to me indirectly. And I was like, bro, I know you, I'll beat you the funk up. So you got into your cancer mode like that ship what it was about?

It felt like you was talking to me. Like the conversation, the conversation on his timeline was far too similar to the conversation he was having in this embody. And you know how all that could have been fixed. I could have asked her who he was talking to exactly, but I know how niggas be. Though. I would have approached this excuse me, sir, like I don't know who you're talking about. On top, I'm just trying to make sure it's not me. Inde, he'd have got sideways and then I

would have threatened to show him my fistic cups. I just know how certain things go in It's just be conversations that I don't want to have. But that's what I'm saying. It might like I feel like I love my I got back to this type of friendship. I got a friend, been my nigga for fifteen years. He is my pharmaceutical rep on occasions, but I don't like the amount that he puts in the bag for the price that I

pay. So because I don't like it. I don't want to have the conversation with him because that's my nigga, and I don't want him to think that I'm trying to get over on him. But I felt like it's just but now he knows because you just said that he don't even watch this podcast, but he's gonna watch this episode. I just felt like, Bro,

be a little light handed. It's getting lighter and lighter. All I'm saying is like, I mean, I'm okay with my with my new we man, but you know my new we man like me, so I gotta be careful. All I'm saying I read, I reach out. I reach out to other niggas who not my niggas. They just niggas. I know, Hey, Bro, I heard you know you got you got the you got the goods? What's pop? Pause? But but I was like, you know what I'm saying. I heard you know, moving them things through the

city. What you got? Push your tenure? Bro, Like you know, you get a three five just to see what it is? Yeah, you say that, I can't say that, but you get the three five and when you pull up with the three five, he blessing you off the fat that I'm even acknowledging to shop with him. So now my three five is now a seven, but I pay for the three five. But because you showing love, I'm gonna come back and shop. So now I can't

always expect that you're gonna get seven though. No. But but what I'm saying is for a nigga who don't really know me like that to continue. But it's a continuous love, so then it might be your referral bonus all of that. Like my nigga, that my nigga that I shot with now all the time, every time I send somebody new to him, shout out for the love, bro, a little extra in that. I'm not asking you for extra, I just want you to be And he's on time,

Like my god fifteen years never on time. Now, I think all you're talking about, But yeah, now's sense. And I be like, because I know he is a nigga who is not on time, I set these plans in motion, like a day before. You want to make sure, so like if I know, if I know my off days like Tuesday, Wednesday, I'll call Bro Monday morning. I'm like, it's eight o'clock in the morning, Monday morning. Bro, I'm off, YadA, YadA, YadA. I need you to slide either before today is over, because I'm

like, I get it's all I'm saying. That nigga hit me on Thursday, like you still need that? No, I don't because I went somewhere else because the other guy was timely, he was efficient. My new weed man so smooth bro. I would never smoke that wig I can't trust it. You again, you that's cool again? Also understand I get a different kind of you get we don't. I just I just don't know if I

want white name, you got it laced with some other stuff. I just don't know if he is he like a real white boy or or is he like a white boy named Justin with tattoos that nigga say, white white boy Chris. Okay see, I can fun see a nigga that pause. I couldn't. I can fuck with that because he might got some good ship like by like, but a nigga like name Justin with tattoos, No, I can't a nigga name j just with that too, because he grew up around

niggas. It's not just saying like Jason, that's that's mc miller. He says, nigga. Does he use it in a proper connotation. Probably, I'm not mad, not a slippery slope. I don't mad at white people who say the word nigga, as long as they use it in the proper connotation. If you do not have that hate behind it. I mean, it's just a word. It's just a word. I can't beat up every white person that says nigga, know what I want to because I don't want

to. I don't want to go to jail every every everybody. Every situation is not an Alabama bro niggas, where niggas just gonna get the freely beat on white people and not go to jail. We all are here and we vibeg music and I got a little Dirk on and you singing along and you know it, word for work. I'm not gonna be mad if the nigga came out, I'm gonna wait for it. I'm watch I'm not even watching, I'm not. I used to work with this white dude named John,

and John. John was an uber driver. On his days he wasn't at work, but John told me that he like he likes rap music. And I asked John, and I'm like, you can be honest with me, bro likes, but you like all this rap music and you're telling me, like when you in the car alone, windows up, you don't you don't

say nigga. You got to because if you rapping Tupac lyrics at some point in time, you're gonna blackout and you're gonna say nigga because I wrapped the Tupac verse and you can get lost in the Tupac verse when that motherfucker slapping. And that's why I don't get mad at like are you just if you not out here, it's like a king standing you niggas, then I might be like, Yo, gotta watch your brother. You're gonna catch a mean

left hook real quick. Right stand what niggas if you sitting here are saying rap lyrics and you get to that part like Wana say you flowing because it's your ship, not gonna be bad at you like or whatever you're calling somebody a bitch ass nigga? Are they are they are in that moment? Yes? Alright? Cool? Well look I don't I don't have no white friends, so I don't got no nigga passes to give out, nor would I give out because to me i'mna be honest with you and a gang of white

folks. I'm probably the most racist anyway. Oh, I'm super racist at work. I'm probably the most racist anyway. If you are tolerating me literally calling you every single racial slur under the sun, and you just smiling with no lip. I take my co workers down a racial rabbit hole real quick, a safishly, because like one day I got off work and then me and my sister we went to like some dollar stores that's out there. Now,

Grafton is like, I don't know too many. I didn't see too many black people, but Grafton is a nice area, like some nice ships, some nice houses out there at Grafton. You'll find the houses, so man, but you get off where the costco is ship. Wow, yo, I remember when Tom was working out there. We went to Grafton, and now I'll fucking work out there. That's crazy. Yeah, so this is another friend when your friend rides with you to your fucked up job with

you all day because he ain't got ship to do. Yeah. I love to find out that I had probably the greatest job ever when I found this is just working for HP Right when I found out that town really didn't do ship at work. I was like, he got the greatest job. So talk like me and Tom would make plans like we was kids, Like all right, bro, what like what you get over? I get off prout like for a five o'clock He was like okay, cool or like on my off days he was like all right, well we gotta, you know,

run my job. I think this is when he was like stationed in like Walmart somewhere. He walked in, He's like, all right, I'm here. We was there for about like five ten minutes. He's like, I'm gone. I was like, what the did? Said nothing, but I got paid. I was here. I popped in, I answered the question. The displays worked, you know what I'm saying. I got about there.

That's all I had to do. Literally, they would I was responsible for every Walmart, every office depot, every office Max south of Madison. We was in Costco for pout then minutes and all I check on every right and then a certain locations. I can hang around for a while, ask some questions, sell some computer. They didn't really care about those. The only hung out if they only cared about the best box I did on Saturdays.

It's so everywhere else ship HP day Ship. I was driving to the Corolla back then, back in the nineties, two thousand and five hours already from like two thousand and five and two thousand ten, okay, because when I met town, it was like twenty damn man, Yeah, we're wow man, bro man, Like this is like true friendship to just hop in a car go to a wrestling show with a nigga that you don't know from a campaign. Damn they're close to it. It was just it was a

It was a wrestler group on Facebook. Was like, whoa, I ain't paused that, man. The wrestling group had only like fifteen members at the time, because what it was was dude created the wrestling group was a guy I used to work with. I don't know how one how are you and him friends Facebook? Okay? So I bumped into some some niggas who with everybody got to you find niggas with a common interest. Common interest was wrestling, So I'm in this group. He added me to it. He was

geek. The friend in common we had was Geeked that was in the group. So we building the group. One was one of the admins of the group, so you know, we all having regular admin conversation. So one day he was like, hey, it's local wrestling, let's all go, and one was like, all right, cool, I'm off. That day I was like all right, cool, I wrote, So I scooped up, our friend scooped up one. We went to local wrestling. Two assholes

sitting side by side fucking with local wrestlers. Man, literally is where our friendship bonded at the time, fucking with people. Then on top of that, like that group we grew the fuck out. That group then hit and

then what was more funny about it? So after that night that me and Tone kicked it, I ended up meeting up with me and me so like instead of taking me back to crib, like just drop me off, you know where where my cousin at. So then when I was describing like Tone too of them, Tone had already met like me, me and Montank on some separate ship because this is when they went to I think that Red Lobster And that was when they the narrative came out that Tone was like the televis

he was twenty three. Funnier ship that shit lived on Twitter for like at time I was thirty two. I told her thirty two. Now this you meet this chick happy that night. The chick I told her thirty two, plain this day. The chick also is a super high we head and she is also a very very forgetful person too. Absolutely okay, but it's the narrative that they already care about. No one cares about the truth. They care about the narrative because because the because the line was funny. So she

made this big deal. I had met Monte on some buying CD ship. I met me me that way, but I also had knew me me a long time ago, because by that's not Bay is also a friend of the original friend circle. Okay, so I kind of knew Memi already, but I didn't know me me. So it just became one big fold. So after we all clarified, got serious and really became true friends, literally we all got locked in and they just turned into movie nights out kicking it.

Man got a whole hard drive full of movies and nigga just pop it turned on. Man, we just got we all grab whatever we all wanted to. Yeah, that's all we did. That's literally how our friends group group. Thank you for being a friend. Friends that are friends with Jason that we don't with that their friend of Jason. So even though they're we're cool

with them, their associates to us. But occasionally special occasions will you know, pop out, like if a birthday show up and we're like, okay, well you know we're not we're not recording, let's go to birthday party. We'll kick you have conversations and one is like me, when I'm ready to go, I'm ready to go. That's one. So one really got used to riding with me because even though Ton probably for the lead, So all right, Tom, I'm rolling with you, and I'll be like you're

ready to go? Cool cook, I was ready to go ten minutes ago, like we just bounce out now. I think tone being slightly introverted. It helps me be introverted because it's like I want to be here, but I don't want to be here too long. I want you to know, you know, right now, because like we are kind of looking toward end of our time here. Already took care. That's he. That's that. That's why that's why I'm like when he don't want to be like you ready

to go? Yes, absolutely, bro, I didn't want to come in the first place. But because it's his, it's people's birthday. Ironically, I'm not even an introvert. I'm actually an extrovert. But that's why I slight. But I'm comfortable with doing their mental socialization. I'm comfortable with that. I like I can control the narrative of how we are all associated.

I'm cool. That's why I do. That's why we husedl to throw kickbacks all the time, because I can control who can get here, who knows about it, who was invited, and we having like applicable time, and like when we go to these places, see either we are going to be like one of the first five or six people to give you. That way we can see who we see. Like if we like one of the first

five six people give, we probably got a good out. We see who we see within that hour socialized they go one, Yeah, let's go on, we get there kind of toward the end when it'ships taper on. Whoever was here when we got here, we saw you. If you missed me, you you missed me. I like it like that, it'd be so funny. Like then when people like you don't come outside. I have the two circle rules, go into a venue and I circle the room twice.

Upon the completion of my second time around, I'm probably on my way out the door the first time through. Hey, what's going on? How you doing? Gat you conversations? Then keep going, find out what the drink specials are like, grab a drink. Standing there for a minute. All right, man, it's time to go. All right, cool, Hey man, about to get out of here. Complete the circle out the door. I'm home before raw go off. Pause. It's raw. Could be

Eddie Murphy, could be wrestling exactly. It could be I like to have sex, ra I mean, who does that? You like your rustler? Oh? Baby, I like ol baby, I like your talk. I don't think nobody actually likes condom sex. Now. They just make us have it because they say, if you don't have condom sex, you can have

babies, you can get all that wild ship. But you can. I didn't say you couldn't like It's just like it's the truth dot com there trying to conspiracy theory as to why I feel like kind of plus kind of shopping is trash, especially when you're a person like me that your body is very sensitive. Stuff I can't do like particular like I can't do latext something I dealt with women who like all your thing and all you just need a nigga with like a rubber band and like a papper tile. That's wild. That's

not gonna work. I can't put the kind of some bounty like pick up

rubber dr sandwich band. No, not that you say something that makes more and more women's pushing shrivel up. Because on a regular basis, like every day you said you make there are so many women on your timeline probably give you fat nigger, funny pussy, and then you turn around and say the boss absurd things like yeah, never mind is so ubsurn because there was so many people with the game console conversation was like you're not but really was like,

no, I'm not fucking that person absolutely, like I said. Even my son was like, no, I feel where you're coming from, which is why I let you get your ship off but not warn you in his answer here. But you know, like a lot of people don't live inside of my brain, so no one will, so no one knows what what goes on. No, we don't. But I mean, look, I just asked questions because whether I write it on Facebook or I'm sitting behind a mic in front of the camera. It's ship type of ship that comes out

and people make it. People look at it and make it seem like nobody lives like this though that be That's what I don't like. Okay, you may not, Okay, but what I'm saying is you may not, but it be like you was that a question for the gamers? I feel like when I use like when I make a stack, and it may be a question, and I usually when when I hashtag pie one, I'm usually asking the content question, like I'm probably gonna talk about this later or it's just

something today. I feel like I should have of word came and I feel like I should. I feel like I shouldn't have to explain the hashtag, like but but if people don't know, like I didn't know that, that's what the hashtag was myself, right, Like when I when I hashtag stuff like that is usually for content. That's why when Bro wrote on it, he's like, you a simp. I'm like, I'm a simp because I'm

asking a general fucking question. Then for future put then put hashtag content like if you pay attention, Like sometimes when I post questions and I know they're gonna be POD related. I put tr group chat because I know that this

is going to be a conversation I'm purposely creating for an episode. So maybe if you put like I never thought the words pod and God is what I call myself is what I do. Have to explain that to people, not everybody, just like you said to see your show, right, you know what, that's where I live by If you know, you know most of

y'all know, but still want to ask stupid. So I'm gonna let not you know some people are and the people when you look at who commented on my post and got snazzy with me, them are the people who I know you being stupid. That's what I called potty, because you're just being on the other side of an argument just to be there that beat it. Like that's the type of like, bro, you you understand what this is going Like me, now I get it, And then I didn't. I didn't

know and Ron and then it's what I told him on the stile. I'm like, I don't give a fuck how I could opposed this question. I could have shared a stat from somebody else who said this question. Certain people you just automatically going to apply it and felt like I was talking about myself. So these are where you get sure you formulate your answers to what I'm saying, because you think that I'm asking, bitches, can I bring my game to your house? If anybody, if anybody who knows me, No,

I like to be a fucking home. So I'm not spending the night why because I want to play the game after I fucked. The one thing our social media is people take what they see it in the way they see it in their brain. And that's how the narrative for a chick to have

seen it and she reposted on her page answering on her page. Now people don't know pod got tag because they don't know where it's post originated from, and now their commenting and the comments are being perceived as being negative from your perspective, even though that's not why you initially generated it. So that's why what we're suggestion is maybe add a hashtag that lets people obviously know it's a

podcast. It's a podcast question. Let's just try that because you're because right before you even say that, you're expecting common sense out of common people. I don't want comments. I want it. If it don't apply, let it fly social media. Bro percent right. That's why I personally, I'm not gonna go back and forth argue with people. I like the narratives that people paint about wine. A lot of people think, why don't get no

pussy? Little do you know? I might be fucking bitches that you like, But I like the fact that they think that, why don't get no pussy? I love it. I love it. You do put that narrative out there. That's cool. Let it be out there. The chicks that I beyond, they know what I beyond. But that's just like me when I put stuff out there and people think I'm trying to get people to come to my inbox. Majority of the time, I don't even be in my inbox. Absolutely, you ain't be your text man, big facts. I

watched y'all talk shit all day. Gonna grab because he was talking to the house. They're not they're not what would you like to call the first of all, I was not in talking to him individual figure out something, help to and it's not homes Ladies of the night, not ladies of the night. She got some good weed though, but she's not a lady. Elegant, elegant evening that is wild. That sounds like a club. I mean, I mean, you did start the lava lamp lounge. We need to

bring that back. We can actually get a real lava line. That was like, we need to bring that back for real, for real. We gotta get seventies wigs though. I got a whole setup that. I literally, when it's time, we're gonna be good. Bro, When when is time? Just like you, I'm gonna come in here and it's gonna be some wild ship going on when it's pop up. Now you're know in advance because I need you to be mentally. Ain't nothing going down, fucking bowler,

it's my watermelon. You can bring a goddamn bowl here, a real bowl. Why you got a knife? It ain't pre cut already? It is? How big is it? How big chunks? I don't know? I mean the internet, it's cool. I just I'm just saying, you know what, though here for so long I'm going ahead here much longer. I guess. I guess. I guess I felt I just learned how to not take your whole personal. Do you trust your friends? Uh mm hmmm with what? Oh wow? Look, it's it's believe it or not.

That's actually a phenomenal question. It's certain friends that you just have friends who got a certain moral code that you can't. Like if I killed somebody and dumped the body, there's certain friends I wouldn't do it. I couldn't tell about it because I feel like you will. You will fold your tail or your moral compass, the fact that you know this, whether the body is true or not, you're gonna fold and tell because your moral compass is just

as needs to be served. Meanwhile, I got other friends who will be like, and you didn't invite me to come do this because I was down for like, I've been one to fuck up somebody, specifically that person, you know. So if you've got the trust, joy basically not mad at me. So now we're not talking. And that was a TikTok. I think I put that in the group Joy, But I think friendships, you gotta categorize your friends. I know that sounds kind of harsh. You do

because not all friends can be in the same space. Prime example, I couldn't put me, me and the ship in the same friend group. Nah, Like the episode we recorded today proves that I couldn't put him in the same friend group. Ironically, they have the same POV on the topic, but it's the delivery between the two. Mimi has a dark humor about a lot of stuff. Mimi has a harsh response to a lot of stuff. Negatively talking about someone you care about is her love language. Someone like Lechelle

wouldn't be able to understand that. She would not how to maneuver with that, and she may even start crying based on how Mimi responds to her, even though it is out of love is out of care. Those two do not move the same Now, Serena can sit in both spaces, so Serena can be invited to because she can move in those spaces. Also feel like I feel like people put their friends people. People put their friends and compromising

positions, but didn't know that how the friend will react. And like I put it like that, if I know that Tone ain't like a nigga, who'll be on that ship? I don't Me and Tone are not gonna be in an environment where I feel like a fight gonna break out. Had said on numerous occasions that if I'm really out here dumping bodies, you don't want to know about it. Just don't do it, because like I feel like an a nigga will put his friend in situation where now we're out here,

we gotta fight, and then my nigga ran. And now you're looking at your homie funny because he ran on you. But you, in actuality have never been in this situation to know if your friend is gonna fight with you so or for a reason. But that's what I'm saying, hold him and the one who fight might be the one who is responsible for getting the car. I'm just looking at it from the perspective of like a nigga would hold

that. Like I put it like that, my cousin is one of them type of niggas who if I knew we was going to the mall, there is a potential situation where we might have to fight people. If I know that, that's not the type of time I'm on. I'm not going to the mall. Which I respect that because because I don't want you to come back to the crib and now you all lumped up and they be like, but you was with Wam and you be like that nigga wy ran because he

went to go get the car. But Ri I don't ever want to put a nigga in this situation where I look at you like, damn, bro, you left me hanging to save your own man. So if I just don't put you in this situation, I would never have to worry about you flaking on. I don't know if you remember. This is how old it

was. There was a video where it was a big brawl going on and one of the dudes on the far left side of the bra literally fell down on his own and pretended to have been knocked out in the fight to a boy being in the fight, he's not wrong. If that's not what you see. That's why I feel like people. You literally have to go back and you see him not you see him tip over as if somebody swung on him and hit him. I was just like, you know, man,

look I'm not judging people. I just like when you don't. And I would not be mad at him. We know he's not the fighter. But he also did not want to be held account the ball what was going on, so he took himself out the equation in a manner that if there was no video, no one would have known. You've been like, oh, damn, Zach overder knocked out. What happens Zach fail Zach Zach Lad? He sold it amazing help me like broken up Morris. But yeah, I

feel like people put that from They need to bring those back. No, he really was him and Play. I don't know who the worst friend, Zach. I don't know that spent the whole show, basically Trump trying to get a hole and he would hate on his boy supposed to be his boy from his opportunity of getting the same ho even to the point where you pushed them on your best friend. And you're still even hating on that because he

was over there able to get pussy before you were. Play spent kids college money on bogus record label because he thought you were fucking with my education. Bro get on, but you think we thinking we're gonna get on versus my guaranteed way out. But here's the I'm an asties college class. And you still got the pipe dream of fucking rapping Play because they have bars because did not rap and get them out that jam exactly. At the end of the

day, Play had a great idea the way with about it. Yeah, but he did not know that the record company was gonna screw him over you You and it was Queen Lay, Queen Latina ever screwed anybody over play is such a terrible he's been in a terrible frame for three straight movies, but he's also been solid and someway. You let kid, you beat the fuck up in the cafeteria. He let he had that company, and what did he do? You know that these are school bullies, but it should have

been three on three. Fan be loud and playing. You thought was gonna throw some hands, You could throw some milk or something. Bro, a ship talker, bea love would be the reason why you niggas keep getting beat up. I'm just saying, bro, Like then in the second house, fact that kid's a pussy, so you always gonna get picked up. You stole you stole my man's money. Then you convinced him to break into the school cafeteria to throw a party to get your money back. Like we are,

we are piling on top of this bullshit. Look, if there's any place you got you can have a great party at and gonna have a huge turnout, it's a college campus. Bro, you got me kicked out of school. You didn't want to be there anyway. And then my bitch don't want to give me no draws. That's a problem. So now we done broke up. Now the nigga who told me he was gonna put me on and kicked me down and help me, help me with my financial burden.

You try to fuck my bitch. Then we get to the Then we get to the pajama jam party, you getting handsy and I almost fall off the fucking roof. And where is play? Well play didn't help him up, but this is his fall in the first fucking place. Why are you trying to hold onto a bitch your freshman year in college? His bitches galore and he ain't even marry her. In the third movie, we probably bet in college was a great friend group wasn't better than uh Will and Jazz, but

they were up there. Well, Will and Jazz didn't get to do House Partner, but Will, Will and Jazz got to do The Fresh Prince of bel Air. And then, to the best of my knowledge, I feel like Will came out on the best end of it all. Oh, you thought kidd was gonna be top tier actors could be if they took it serious enough. Nice cue make kid movies. You also said the police. See

anythink happened? Maybe maybe kids should have said the police and stopped kicking souls and back to back feet And he's the light skinned nigga to race her head playing. He wasn't gonna get far. He was playing. He was playing foot sees. He should chose Sharon. She was a fine one. She was the fine one. Damna play was a terrible friend. In Class Act too, he wasn't his friend. He was a juvenile, delinquent whop work got mixed up, had had kid not trip and stumbled into them big ass

titties. This Class Act is a funny movie. It's a funny movie because they literally happened in between. House party is Class Actor pre quoter house party. No, it's I'm just saying we were just kind of a conversations about niggas play some movies in the universes. It was all right because because how did we meet? This is how we met, and the house party we are. We're cool now, so we're cool enough to throw a party at your mom's house. Class Act gotta be the pre queter house party. Okay,

because again they didn't know each other. But at the end of the movie, everybody's cool all because that was a thick broad that Nigga said. She still looked the same too, Blade still look the same. Is that your name? He said, Dad's that yours was like his brother's Brooks Brooks brothers am fly. He said, Man, I'm the dopest brother on this. He said, so your deaf see damn deafest brother on his blot. Please Brown is the biggest asshole you said, I'd be kicking your ass Like

that was funny. The fact that his dad would walk in on the same kid getting some ass. He was so happy. Is that what we're finding? I was like he was gay as as a father, Like is that like a sigh of relief where you're just like, oh my god, back then, Like I'm not saying that you would love your child, but just to know that you got a worry about them sneaking niggas in and our jobs. He changed his hair and everything, and that that's why I ain't gonna

hurt nobody. The video actually made me laugh because the way his hair was in class act is the way it is of the video. The same universe, either way it goes. I think fathers have a fear of their son second deck. That's why they'd be so uptight about the gay ship. There's not anymore one let him love who they want to love. That's one that was back in the nineties. That's what we're talking about. That world now it is a different world then where we came from. Yes, it is

to this day. Could still get it. Hey, she just did Man Schumper's podcast. You know, everybody's got a podcast. Now some people shouldn't have one, but because of the pandemic, some people got on. Like I like it when like the old athletes have one because I like when they tell that their perspective athletes, no, because you find out things that you didn't know. So when you go back and you look at yes crazy, I said, oh and most of these niggas could probably still play. They

just don't. Nobody want these niggas no more. Like Aman Shepherd probably could still give you like five points. My Shepherd is getting off the big bank doing the shot right now, and then like Paul George really should just like he should retire. That nigga needs been broke, since been broke, his knees is off. All these old niggas ain't gonna go nowhere. As long as Lebron don't go nowhere. The minute he's like, okay, I'm done done, gonna be so much room on the cap. I think he wants

to play with his son. Mm hmmm. Pause. That was not Paul's worthy. He wants to play with his son. Don't make your paws worthy. You make everything Paul's worthy. One. Well, that one wasn't a pause. It was very pedophilia going on there. Bro got pausive one. But speaking of fathers and sons, so beautiful now Deion Sanders gets the coach. Wait, who's beautiful Tasha James my friends, that's just that's that's your world she's in right now, Like the space she's in, it radiates so

much extra beauty. I didn't say I wanted her. Oh if I want her, I pull up. I have multiple opportunities. She's always at Sherman Phoenix I can make I don't know if we're supposed to have that conversation on the pod. We're talking about friends. We're talking about friends, and she's being protective of her friends. Another great quality in friends is being protective.

That's very true. That don't do the same for you. Just understandable because you don't know what their capacity is to wants to take a gun charge for But to think we were all drunk, I'm not saying I wouldn't. Ah man just drunk. Nice is great, but no gun was empty. She is one of those You don't come at her if you're in a nigga space. You come at her with the intentions of this is a committed thing. So that's why I would not go at her. But if I was going

to do it, because you got to be ready. And but that's the thing. And I'm the same way too. It's like, don't don't come here. Do you see the haircut? That nigga is pure nigga right now? Oh yeah, no, he on his uncle Ben's right now. I am not and he real because he didn't even die. He's just letting them flirted hair like since the summer started, he looked like the male storm the hurricane. Yeah I do. Yeah, I mean, I'm still trying to

figure out what they call old niggas who like young girls. I don't like young girls. No, I'm not not true. I'm just saying the gentleman because like they call old women cougars, called old niggas creeps that your question though, If the old nigga was never looking at a young girl, but the young girl said I like dating older men, is he still a creep freaking as a freaking as nigga when she's the one initiated contact, still a freaking as. I don't. It's society, bro, It is looked downes

freak. You know what. I kind of feel like, once your past the age of twenty five, it's all fair LOLd war because I feel like at that point that's when you're basically like your brain and everything is developed. Just a tie back to what you were saying to your son on your show. So he's going to be twenty four and an hour and ten minutes, so he's still got another year of making fucked up the siling and blaming it on being you. Yeah. Yeah, they're living together for almost years.

Yeah, they committed relationship and he woke up tomorrow was like, bitch, be gone his talks. But in his place though, So you can't do that because he ain't. I've been told him about influence something. Yeah, he's not easily swayt I like that could have it. He's partially white too, so hey, chill sky diving, skiing. Ship's got a quartering oupine. People who ski don't get it. I don't want to try at least one snow. Are you going to the black ice event here? October six?

What they what they doing? Black folks? Skin or getting people will be video proof of this breaking going up north down. No, they're coming here to have this conversation. I don't know if they're setting the tone and then eventually going up north, because I will go up north with a gang of black folks and we will laugh at white people doing white ship. But I still want to go snowmobiling. Snowmobilingmobiles can cover that ass, so too

bad. Who's gonna fit on there? Which right, ain't no sitting you dragged? You won't be sitting on it behind there you go. I will go just to laugh. And because I know y'all, I know y'all that I know, I think is it a require? It did be funny because y'all be doing funny ship and I'll be seeing y'all and I be laughing at y'all because I don't think he knows I know y'all, But then he'd be right along with it. Right? Is it a requirement that like, when

you like somebody you start doing gay ship, what is gay ship? Like I need y'all to change that narrative, change change the phrasing of it. No, No, just the simple fact that because you start doing lovey dovey ship, it's not a bad Let me let me explain it to you. Like I have to explain to my homegirl. That's just my how I view it. It doesn't like when I cast your corny is because corny doesn't make it bad. But it doesn't make it bad, honestly, it does the

connotation when something is gay, it's perceived as being bad. Well, if I'm talking to you and I say, oh, that was gay, nigga, you know, the connotation ain't as bad. But that's what I'm saying. Like I'm talking to you. When I said y'all gotta change, I said, y'all. Who is y'all? I will change whoever calls corny ship gay ship because they don't want the society to see them doing it, which is the reason why you even keep them. The bitch you got right now

for the corny ship. No, I want to do corny ship, but some of that corny ship I don't want no part of what corner shit you don't want to I just on the internet could get real nasty when women be posting like that. Man, I was like, that's that's why that have that conversation that you don't want to be posted because a lot of are okay with that. Like I just like, how did he feel about this?

This looks nasty? Oh that's why you know. I just I never want to wake the look on the internet and the first thing I see is just like my girl just doing something, not necessarily saying that is wow, but like I would look at it and be like, Yo, that was nasty. You gotta take that down, Like you can't. You can't say that, Like can we rephrase it? Like, don't write it like that. It don't be her Facebook friend. You're the initial part of the relationship.

Just be like, yo, can you chill with the it's not gay? See you gotta work on who you're dating then, because a lot of stuff you think is gay. Some women are gonna be like, but this is what I like to do you Potter, thank you. I appreciate it. Are we not recording the pod right now? But because I was gonna say something I was gonna say something, I'm like he being on the other side, just to be on the other side right confused as why you're questioning me

doing my job. I mean I could say it like this, like I know, I'm very my private life is private. I give you credit for that because you are a public person on social media. But if we don't know, we don't know exactly you know. And I think a lot of women are getting that way now too. So even when you get in a relationship, they're not putting all their business on there. They'll say some things,

they won't put them all on there. Like for an example, I give you prime example one Hutch. Hutch has boyfriend right now, Hutch complains about her boyfriend in multiple different ways. She'll then turn around and respond back by some other stuff. But what's really going on with Hutch and her boyfriend. It's not even a fractional of him on there. It's not even a

problem. She can literally be like complained about Doug, but be right up under him in that very moment getting their booty rubbed on't absolutely I might have sat about that too, So I don't know, or I could be posting about something. It just might be that my order got wrong somewhere, but y'all might be thinking of something else and it's not. If I think it's

something else, I'll laugh. I just like, but I feel like if you working right now, so I know that if you ever feel like you want to be one of those people, don't be mad when you become podcast content. That's all I'm saying. It's awful something. Who you're dating, they will know that already. They know you do a podcast, so matter of fact, they'll probably ask you, so have you talked about me on your show? Yet? You ain't saying nothing nasty. You don't have to

be nasty to talk about it. You don't have to be nasty. They could. You could just be hey, telling Joe Vice on something, see this is going on here, Or I talked to a friend the other day, or well, me and the co workers was having a conversation and the whole time you could be talking about her. But the delivery. Don't know that you think the ninety seven percent of stuff I come up with, I

really be talking to my co workers driving the man by myself. Some of the stuff that you actually me. You still have the people in there. I'm trying to work on that. Better get you some ice, the airfreshman, the ice, one strong, black ice, super strong. Just like give him a hug, ASHM. It's the fact that how you doing. It's a fact that my guy, the fact that my guy's on his way

to work. That's why it bothers me. I picked you up from let's say a doctor's appointment, or you are at the blood bank, or even if you were at dialysis. I'm cool with that. You know you sat there for a while. You probably built up in a roma while sweating. In this situation, I get it sweat. I ain't never had it, but I'm like, that's it. I give you, like, hey, you look into a machine that's just thread your kidneys all day. Just they

just turn seen that movie turning your inside, breaking the sweat. But what I'm saying is it's the fact I'm picking you up. It's a scheduled appointment. So you didn't call and say, hey, I need a ride. You knew in advance that I'm coming to get you to take you toward what will be what will be your breaking point. Like when you just like like you just he get out the car, get out there, get out the car and you roll the windows down, and you be like you be like,

look, bro, I ain't trying. I ain't trying to be rude, and I'm not trying to be disrespectful because I honestly I don't know your situation. I don't know what's going on when you get in this house. But what I will ask is why do you smell like this? Is it possible? Is it possible you can shower before you give them? My car? Drive? Yo, it's a drive. It's about to be winter. The windows on my van. You can't row your windows down. The window

because the van's too hot. You're gonna need some hoot bro working out. What are you gonna do when you got the heat blazing warming up this van on a zero below day and this nigga gets in your car, he own smelling like socks in the back of the van. It's just like a three past three rolls. My van is three rows. So my van is like my van I drive is like a church van. It's the caravan Chicago van. So how you gonna ship that? But it's not that spell. Everything

works in the van. I just been in the car only hit me this last time that was in the car. He's right over my shoulder. I mean, can you ask him to sit in the car about in the car. It smells like fiend the car. All I do is survived baby a minute. I could survive ten minutes. That's wild. So just head like in your mouth. That's what I've heard from the police officers when they have to go in there. Yeah, because it's the pepper strength of it goes

up your nose. Yeah, so that that might be her. I just might get COVID and just lose all. You know, don't don't do that, said give me COVID because I don't want to smell this nigga. He just but he gets bitches. You the old girl friend, it's got mad bitches, and then break down him. I don't be one to sound like a hangar bro. Like when I see ship like that, I'll be like, bro, really you got a girlfriend? Though maybe it's like man, maybe you only got one work shirt. Maybe I got like ball no because

maybe ain't ride with us. Maybe he was not riding with us. Maybe he's drying don't work, and she said, you're not riding with us. Maybe his dryer doesn't work. So it's money maybe do whatever you want, bro, but you can't ride with us. You can I sit with us. You can now on the other side of the coin, as friends,

would you tell your friend if you have bad you're supposed to. Yeah, you're you're supposed to if you have like the whole nine, you could be an associate and you're still supposed to help him out in jam because like you said, you don't know their situation. So maybe it is something as simple as at a swing by Walgreens room. Okay, so wild question. Do you think that he would be offended? And one day when you came to pick him up to take him to work, you had like a little care

package for he may not be offended. But remember our conversation is very minimal that I haven't gotten to know his life. So I don't know why this smell is protruding through my nostrils like this. It's not you don't know why the smell is fighting with you. I mean just maybe you live a life where you don't use chemicals on your body for religious purposes, or maybe you weren't taught how to take care of your highchiene. Niggas need to stop blaming

God from not watching the ass. I'm just saying I want that. I want that on the record right now. Stop blaming God for why y'all. Stop blaming who you believe in and who you pray to for why you don't watch some Some care packages have uh ingredients in them that are against their religious right, Like if there's any kind of animal byproducts, so you can't utilize certain things what religion say smell like us. You're not listening to anything that

we're saying. I am okay. I understand that if your religion say don't use the animal products, you would have to find an alternative, but anatives properly. Some people's alternative is to just not use it. That's what I'm saying. Like, if you're out here looking for the soap with no pig fat in it, cool, I get it. You're still using soap. You may be it is it is now, but taking consideration, sometimes certain chemicals don't react to their bodies properly. You need to go and you also

do have to do a detox and things like that as well too. So if you have none of detox and you're trying to use natural deodorant. Yeah, because some girls who black soap, can't use it down near to who ho area. We're not supposed to you supposed to do something separate for you, for your for your for your special purpose. Who's cleaning there the one? You know what that is. But I've been saying the things they say about people like you, like we are concerned, Like I need you to

know about my body too. I can't just when you go to health class, did you stay awake during help? I was going to say, like I won't actually actually health class, Nah, I skipped that for majority of it was the last It was the last class. I know, my health class. That's my freshman Health class was my last class of the day. And health class was on the first floor, all the way in the back of the fucking school. My locker was on second floor, on the other

side of the school. And my health teacher had this big stink about me bringing my book back to class. And that was back when I was popping off. Literally, I'm like, bro, what the south? Yeah, because like with us, because how I had to set up as my boyfriend at the time. His locker actually is by all my classes, and my locker was like way to hell across. So I just put all my sh in his locker and then just you. And that is why you're supposed to

have a buddy system. Because my homegirl, Cheri Bass, always used to have her locker perfectly positioned where all my classes were, so boyfriend or not, I was living on the top shelf of her locker. And I have friends like that too, where I'm like, hey, I might even using my locker. Have at it, like your class are all over there. Anyways, you go ahead floor the locker. Yeah, see second having a locker on like South Division and having a locker on the second floor, that

cool second floor is usually what all of your primary classes are. It's very rare that you're gonna have to go to the third floor. I got to go to the first floor. Those are usually like specialty classes, so like we got like a computer class that's on the third floor, or like the music class first floor, like, but everything else is on the second floor class with the whole wing. So second and then I would do like the

little locker trick because I didn't keep shipping on my locker. My locker was never a locked so like boom and I go right in because I sit in this motherfucker I got a little Nike book back. Everything in this exactly like importance is on me the one I'm sorry more cool. You can't bring this book back? Could you please leave it in your locker? Okay, well, just my day is done. After the seventh period, A black, pair of orange, pair a red and white? Just start counting shoes.

It was like, do I got all my color schemes covered? Are you talking about his color waves and we're talking about high school? Look, I have to sit here and listen to y'all talk about color waves all the time. But are you offended by us talking about high school because it was so long ago for you? You don't you forgot I graduated high school? Yeah? So actually, I mean you were almost in high school at the exact same time. If I'm not mistaken, when you graduate graduated ninety six,

you're a freshman. See what I'm saying. I ain't like how you're just trying to call my man like you, like you, like you really far behind You're not. Definitely no, stop stop stopping, stop weaving your hair, and we will see those grays. I honestly only have this much gray because life was stressful. What was it stressful? What age? Man? Sometimes I wonder, like what age is? Like my ball hair gonna be like gray? I'm pretty sure it's gonna happen. Why do you why do

you publicly say these six? Why do you allow yourself? Why do you let your subconscious bro like keep that you know you was a freaking as. I can't be the only person I thought about that, not until you actually are in the moment. But no, not a I bet you go home and taking are trying to say say you got one now? No, I don't think I got one now, just I just think thirty five. But somebody saying like when when? No, imagine wiping now you got it?

Did you get like the poop and the hair? Now? Like is are you wiping bottle your diet? Yeah? Her gray hair? He's screaming so hard. You take your hair off your atus? You ship? What are you a mama? What shaggy ass dog? Like this big you got all the hair hanging off of it looked like a mop if you put the steak. Yeah that's what you know? What What did you call him? I don't know. Am a malma of my scowl mule sucking dogs and a weird

assn but this has been a great episode. I gotta go. Should have been done like two hours ago, right, how long we've been just the it's about the way three hours. But now we see how many do it? Mm hmm. Sometimes you start talking. I came back here so you can stop the show. And we started another conversation, right, and I'm gonna cut all that out while I was gone. And then there's pieces two pieces together. Yeah, but that's from audio. That's not visual. This

is not live. I can do the same thing. Oh yeah, I purposely didn't record it live because I didn't know what to expect from us. That's cool. I don't know what to expect from us. A lot of times I don't either, But yet you come here, I know, I will say. I think you have able. We did a really good job of staying on topic for the most part. We did. Did we Everything we talked about somehow correlated to friends? You really did friends? How many

of us have done? Speaking of friends? They ripped off loving a single? But that's another conversation for another day. It is is we with Fringle? I'm living with Pringles? Are you over there making in the nineties? Kind of where I'm glad I got my alright though, man, I like that everybody for coming Death fresh Air. It has been a great time. So, like I said, coming home, man, we're gonna start hanging out with friends, start telling y'all how I met some of these people.

Some of these people I might have crushes on, I don't have crushes on. You're not a god bless people. So then these people I wanted to have sex with, but you know that's because you

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