We were trying to come with a contest yesterday where it was going to be a movie horror scream or a and I joked around and I said, Jenny, how about we do a porn scream. Yeah, so it'd be a porn scream or a horror a horror movie scream.
Like is that a you know that type of thing? So a face. Yeah, it took you to make to do that.
So Jenny and I were joking, and I looked up porn like what I look at porn screams.
We looked at something like that, and then we joked continuously about the fact that you were going to have to send vant audio that he was then going to have to load, Yeah, and it was gonna be of these different kinds of screams, and what kind of videos were we going to send him?
Dave of the porn scream.
Well, but there actually used a category of and I don't want to get again too spicy, but but porn screams. So we were laughing about it because we are not going to look it up and send it on the station computer. Because I was imagining Rich going, uh, Dave and Jenny, you guys are looking up porn screams on your computer. Can you come down to my office after the show? Yeah, And we said, we don't want to
do that. So then we said, and it a roundabout way, why did you get called down to the boss's office? Why did you get a phone call? And your boss said, yeah, Samantha, can you come and see me after your shift is over or at five o'clock? Merrill, can you come by my office? And what did you Because we've all been called down to the office. I have been called down to the office for I'm trying to remember numerous things, like throwing office equipment off of the parking garage was one.
It is a funny bit. They didn't like it, I think another one. I expend something that I shouldn't have expensed or I don't know, just little things. Yeah, not really much of a trouble maker employer, employee, have you been called down to the boss's office before? I want to hear your story six' five one nine eight NINE. Kt will you Be i'm gonna give a shout out right.
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Lot AND i was LIKE i swear THAT i. Don't.
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Moment, okay, yeah AND i, think you know, what it wouldn't be that bad if you did Use amazon Or facebook at.
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Office my BOSS i me an email and was, like, hey can you come down.
At the end of the, Day and SO i was, like how ABOUT i just come down right? Now, nervous, right?
Anxious she, said are you?
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But you fell?
Asleep and were you in trouble or was she sincere about wondering if you're?
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YEAH i got called to my manager's office BECAUSE i guess they accidentally wore see through.
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That somebody pointed out they could see your? Business?
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