6am Hour - Criminals Be Criminaling

Hey, good morning, it is Katie wb Christmas Eve Eve. Thank you for being here on the Day Ryan Show. Whether you listen all the time, or whether you listen once in a while, or whether you are here by mistake. It's like, wait a second, this is not my station. Welcome. It's kind of like church. We welcome everybody. Yes, we welcome everybody. We welcome people who come all the time, and we welcome to the people who jump just come on

I wonder how many people adults and kids have off today or have half days today because Thanksgiving. I feel like kids had that entire week off.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure teachers that I know that our friends that their teachers are had like two full weeks off. So I'm pretty sure most people are out to school this entire week.

I know that is to school. I work at Mounts You High School, go Mustangs. They have this whole week off.

But I'm pretty sure all of Anoka Hinnapen had to go to school today and yesterday.

Oh really and today and today? Yeah, okay, right, so I guess there was a little something going on over the weekend, vaunt. I don't want to lead the conversation, but tell me what happened. Ha ha ha.

It was my girlfriend Alyssa's birthday on Saturday, which we went out. We went out Friday unexpectedly just for drinks, and then Saturday it took her out. But she kept kind of making little references and notes as if she thought I was going to propose, Like I brought a little gift bag with us when we went to dinner Saturday, and she was like, hellow up, my ring's in there.

Whatever.

So We're sitting at dinner and at some point she changed the plans very last minute, and I was like, oh, but I had.

This reservation for a week and she was like yeah, but blah blah blah.

And I was making a big deal about it, and then she goes, oh, hello, well, my family's waiting at the other restaurant for us for you to propose to me. And she just keeps little subliminals and I'm like, are you trying to tell me something?

Girl?

You know how women, you know, drop little hands, little nuggets. So now I'm trying to pick up on the clues.

I don't even think that's Subliminalok, it's quite overt, right.

Very direct.

Is my ring in that bag?

And it wasn't excuse me obviously, but I don't know.

I was just like, did you were you expecting to get proposed to on your birthday?

Which I would never do.

I've always said I wouldn't do it on a birthday or Christmas or Valentine's Day. I don't think it's lazy, but I think it's just easy, you know, when I want the proposal.

To be on a different day.

I wanted to be something special, not something I could cheat and be like, well, we have Valentine's Day plans.

Anyway. Was there any part of you that was maybe leading her? I mean, you did bring a bag to dinner, a little gift back to dinner. Was there part of Vaughant's behavior that was deliberately subconsciously leading her to think? Maybe?

I don't think so, because as she made the jokes and the references like are you gonna propose?

Are you gonna propose?

I kept talking about it so like I was making it known that I wouldn't talk about it. You know, if I was gonna propose, i'd want to keep you in secret and mys thiry gonna be come on, tell us, tell us we shall see what the new year holds.

Oh New Year's Eve, then at midnight, that would be awesome.

It's just so funny because so many people like listeners and I love it before I listen move here because if you don't know, if we did long distance for a year, when's she gonna move here? She moved here, and when is she gonna When are you gonna propose? Watch when I propose? Now you guys gonna get married, then we're gonna get married. When you guys gonna have kids? It's like, wait, that is the chain of events. It's like, oh, you move in together, Okay, when are you two gonna get engaged?

Okay? When are you two gonna have kids? Okay? When are you gonna have another kids? It's just people making conversation. People get so mad. It's like, you know, stop asking me and my husband, when are you gonna have kids? Well, people are just making conversation. When are you two you go to holiday? You go to the holiday, like the holiday get together. Grandma and your aunt Doris are gonna say,

I don't think Alyssa is like Fien into get engaged, but I do know that in her mind she wants to be married before we have kids. And she's twenty six and she's still young, but I know like by thirty she's gonna be like, all right, my clock is ticking.

Let's get this one. Yeah, because by the time you get to Bailey and Jenny's age fury. What do they call it?

An old bag?

No? An old bag? Yes? Is it not fertile? What's the opposite? Caryat Jerry Africa? Pregnancy? A geriatric pregnancy? Because I think God made our bodies to get pregnant when we're like fourteen years old. Yeah, it's like, okay, you're fourteen years old, you too, go get pregnant. About we lived in a stick it was stick hut stick a stick hut, a cave. Then we were all getting pregnant at fourteen years old. Can you imagine being a father or mother at fourteen years old?

Noah, couldn't even imagine a boy talking to me when I was fourteen years old.

No, Yeah, what are we supposed to like post on Instagram with a baby left.

Yeah, taking a baby on the school bus. I mean, come on, all right, it is just kind of a loose leaf kind of a show today. We do have a Christmas wish coming up later, a lot of Christmas music. We're gonna do it. You can't make this stuff up. Coming up in a second. Got anything you want to pass along, then send it to us to Katie WB one five three nine two one, and let us know whether you're working today, if you're up early doing your thing like normal, let us know if you're off today.

To two and under two minutes because I was told that it was a surprise to her. Something comfortable. I said, comfortable? He said yeah, I act like it is a lounge day at home. So I throw on some sweatpants and NBC sweatshirt, some tennis shoes, my hair and a bun, no jewelry, no nothing. Why does this man try to walk me into a fine dining restaurant? Immediately? No, I turned around and walked out as soon as you meet me.

Now that's a horrible story that he's like, Okay, we're gonna go to a we're just dress casual lounge wear. She wears sweatpants and an NBC sweatshirt. Yeah, and then he walks her into a fine dining restaurant and apparently it is to humiliate her. Yeah. Now the internet is like going, oh my god, that is horrible. Then the internet is kind of catching on and going, wait, you're

So you also have more humility than a lot of people, like if this is a true story, the fact that you wouldn't do that, because you would also look bad, look stupid with the you know, with somebody that's on the address at a restaurant. Yeah, it just makes you a better person than this supposed guy.

I will tell you one thing. It's in my book. Take a shower, show up on time, and don't steal anything. Christmas party when I was probably about twenty three years old, company Christmas party. I showed up in what I thought was a really nice sweater and my date had like on probably a sweater dress or something like that. Moderately casual but nice. I walk in. The guys are in suits and some are in tuxedo. Yes, And the first thing that a friend of mine that worked there, comes over,

I always feel underdressed, so I should start living by that, that thing, that philosophy.

Better to be overdressed than underdressed because you don't want to show up. It's something formal wearing, you know, a cargo shorts and an NBC sweat shirt. What do you got on today, Dave? I'm wearing my Santa shirt. This is my Santa shirt. I bought it a couple of years ago. It's a very nice Santa shirt. Paid over one hundred dollars for it's bright red.

A hundred dollars.

Yeah, I don't know, Robert Graham.

Maybe it's like hand embroidered.

Yeah, oh is it okay?

Yeah?

That did the thing that like Minnesotans do. He walked in without a jacket this morning. Yeah, he just pounds. It's a T shirt shirt that he's wearing. By the way, it's still like twenty something. De grease out. Yeah, Minnesota's Minnesota guy thing. That's what we do, all right, What song you want to sing along with? Give me a Christmas song you want to sing along with. We'll play that next. Text me at kd WB warm and let me know.

What song do you want to say? What's your favorite Christmas song? Yesterday? I think we did Underneath the Trees, yes, so we can't do that one. We can't do I guess we could do in Sint Mary Christmas.

We also played that yesterday for name that tune.

But whatever you want to come up, whatever you want send in a Christmas song, we'll play it for you next. On the sing along Song of the day, text it into Katie WB one shout out to people that are up and working this morning, because there are people like that that are up and working. Somebody says, I'm from North Carolina, just got off the night shift, but we are out ahead, and I said, well, how'd you find

Thank you monies.

And this text says I'm away because I haven't slept because I'm dreading today. It feels like I get to put it off longer if I don't sleep. I don't know how that's logical. But here I am anyway, what are you dreading today?

Yeah?

I want to know now I'm I'm I want a gossip.

I am sorry man, Yeah, I tell us all right, We'll be right back with the single long song one kt w B. He's kind of fun to hear from people who are I said, what are you doing like listening this morning under your deb are you working today? And people are taxing in Really interesting just to find out hear what people are up to. This text says I'm up because my husband got home at one thirty in the morning and the dog wouldn't go back to sleep, so still awake.

Uh.

This text says love you guys, cleaning my rs off here at work. I need some more motivation. And this one all the way from New York City. I'm working today for the NFL from Minnesota. We moved in July. It's my little piece of home. Every day. I've listened to the Dave Ryan Show since Dave's first day on the air. Yep, I'm old. Thanks for all you do. It means more than you know. Happy holidays, Tony B. Thank you, Tony. I appreciate that. So we're not looking

I thought you weren't supposed to put it in your ear?

What tip?

It's a tip, but a ear's best friend. I thought you weren't supposed to put those in your ear.

Well, that's what you clean it with. Clean your ear. You don't put it in your ear canal. We've all done that and you go out. It's not supposed to go deep. Yeah, all right, let's do it. What's our first song? What's our what's our song? What are we doing? I'll talk at the same time. Everybody talk all over

Wow?

It's a clay Achin bobble head missing its head.

I love it, you know, honestly, I can tell it's clay because of the hands.

I love it.

Thank you.

I'm gonna put it with my other bobbleheads, my Dave Ryan bobblehead.

Oh it makes me so happy. Thank you.

Jenny.

I got you something.

Go ahead, open it, he goes, Oh, go ahead, hold on, don't rip that. It's left over meat and cheese from the holiday party. I didn't invite you to Jenny.

Oh, you know, I understand why you didn't invite me. You know, like you probably had a full list and I was probably busy or whatever. But I love leftover food. I will eat it for days. I will eat it past the day it was supposed to be eight.

And I love a little mold with at.

Okay, Dave, Dave, I got you something.

I love this. What is that?

All right?

Well, it's a pack of slime that's already been open, and it's got some sand and some.

Hair in it. You know what. I love the personal touch. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna put this in a Petri dish and look at it under a microscope, and look at that I'll probably see your niece Josephine's DNA in there. How excite is there in here too?

They're very likely.

This is so sciencey. You love science.

You're always saying that, here's one for you.

Oh, I gotta give two.

It's pretty heavy.

Hold on, hold on, but it's a lot of wrapping paper.

I knew Alyssa or you needed some tires, so I thought, why not give you my old bald tires that I had. I feel like they still have a few miles Leftime.

My gosh, Jenny, these they look like a bar of soap. You know what I could do with these? I could just I could use these to go down a hill of snow.

Yeah. I've been looking for something to get like this. Jenny. Thank you so much.

You're so considerate. Don't throw them out. I mean, why would you waste them like that?

You thought of me?

Yeah, that's like I'm gonna go burn them in my backyard.

Dave, I got you something? What you get? Let me open up? Let's I love it already.

It's a collection of God knows whose hair from the shower drain.

But it has a bow on it. Oh, I love that color. How did you know that's my favorite color, Tope. I don't see a lot of top that is so tope ish. I saw it and I thought, Dave, this is Dave. And the great thing is it still smells bad. Oh god, you know what, when things smell to Christmasy around the house like piney right, this will definitely defeat that odor. I love, Tope, Bailey, I got you another. Oh gosh, open up here, okay, wow, See that it's an old COVID mask I found on the sidewalk.

Oh you know, I have a little collection of these that still hang next to my door, and I'm going to add this to the collection.

Thank you so much.

Welcome Jenny, Jenny.

Jenny, open this one from me?

What you mealy aws me so well.

It is one single plastic wrapped rainbow died rose from the bucket next to the checkout counter at the Holiday Station store.

You know, anything to do with Holiday Station stores makes me so happy. No matter if you would have got me a red bull by two get one free right now, or the rows that you got me. I appreciate it because you know what, Bailey, that means you thought of me when you were at holiday and you're like you know what. Jenny could use this, and it's the thought that matters.

Holly, Yeah, you're welcome.

You're welcome. All right, Thanks you guys. I'm gonna give some shout out to people who are listening. On a unusual day to work. Here's a text that says, I'm working as a vet tech and an animal clinic. Tis the season when all the people want their family's beds filled last minute and getting mad at us for not being fast enough when we say we need one to three days. Another one, I'm a daycare teacher. We work today, tomorrow, today, and Friday and next week. So daycare they're doing that one.

It's like one I've actually never heard before.

Right another one. I am driving around in the squad. That must be the cop that's got the texted in so we appreciate what you do. Cuff them and stuff them, oh saw. I love watching videos of people getting pepper sprayed. I don't know if you guys, is it in anybody else's algorithm, somebody who's being just an obnoxious jerk. They're just being obnoxious, getting in the CoP's face and trying

Like not those But I love watching the the taser taser, taser, and the people just brace themselves for it. No no, and they fall down on the mat. I would never want to do that, but to watch people be like I got this.

No, no no. A cop friend of mine, Kelly she I think to use a taser. I do think that cops have to be tased themselves, That's what I'm about. Yeah, and then it's like you stiffen up and then you fall over in a heap.

It's so bad, is like, because it's usually two cops, people that are already cops holding the new trainee as they get tased. Yeah, and the new the new person, they'll probably grab you out of instinct that sometimes they'll grab their junk because it's just they grab the first thing they can.

And oh my goodness, we're doing that when we come back. So vun taser taser tasers. Let's do Dave's dirt on katiewb Brock you by six one two injured Timer and Lammers in Jewry Law last night, Little Football forty nine ers pick six seals the win over the Indianapolis Bolts.

Quick Frowick drop the other righteen winters and he is gone. This is a pick six and Chris James gonna go along to San Francisco.

Wasn't really that close? Forty eight to twenty seven final score, San Francisco over Indianapolis.

And keeping with the NFL chat, the Kansas City Chiefs are leaving Missouri. They're not gonna be playing at Arrowhead Stadium anymore.

What.

Yeah, they are moving across the state line to Kansas. Apparently they're building a three billion dollar domed stadium that's not until twenty thirty one. David so battled, Yes, they are leaving, and it's a pretty big upside. I'm surprised you didn't hear about this.

I did not hear about it.

It was with Sports last night.

The Arrowhead Stadium is there a ridge andal stadium from the sixties and has been modified many many times. But one of the charming things about it's got that oval shaped scoreboard, which they've always had. That was one of the signature things about Arrowhead Stadium was their oval scoreboard. And even when they upgrade it and digitized it and made it a JumboTron, it's still in oval shape. So, yeah, that's weird. They're not going to play at Arrowhead Stadium anymore.

Yeah, I mean, they still got a handful of seasons left because it's not the new Ones is not gonna be done. That is still five years away.

I'll be dead by that, Okay.

The final two episodes of Taylor Swift's End of an Era documentary are dropping early, so usually it comes out on Fridays, but the final two episodes are coming out to days, So if you have nothing else to do today, you can watch End of an Era.

That's smart because people are going to be sitting in the house the next two days exactly. Unfortunately, Olivia Rodrigo and her boyfriend Louis or Louis Partridge have reportedly broken up after two years of dating. Olivia Rode going to Lily Allen's holiday party in London and apparently broke down, and she was saying it hasn't been the easiest week for them, and they decided to be a part for now. So that means the album that comes in the springtime is gonna be so good.

It's gonna be fine.

She'd like pretty much got her start was with her driver's license.

No, totally, yeah, I remember that. Taylor Swift is sharing support for Sabrina Carpenters.

My friend Sabrina is coming tonight.

She was the opening act like six months ago, but since then.

Her career has skyrocketed.

She's had the biggest song of the year.

She put it on an arena tour. On sale, it's sold out in like two seconds look up her tour schedule.

She's got like a show yesterday, on a show tomorrow in different states, And I was like, is this like child abuse for me to even ask her to perform on her one day off?

I know she's like twenty five.

That's so little down.

Linsendo, So you can't sleep, baby, that's the mist ustle.

I can't or do we go, oh yeah, do the chord progressions?

I want you on stage for a million years.

Sabrina is just like a shooting star. She's just like battling herself for number one on the charts all summer, and when you see that happen, you're just like, go fly higher.

I love you.

Unless she's just battling herself, that's that's cute.

I was when I was watching the Taylor Swift end of an Era thing.

I love that when ed Shearon popped up and just the way that those two meshed just chemistry. But they're also when they whenever they're singing and playing the guitar, so it's cool to see that.

They're both really talented and musicians. There's a lot of artists that are not musicians. I don't know if I can name anybody right off the top of my head. But like justin Timberlake is not a musician. Harry Styles can play a guitar, but he's not really a musician. But Taylor Swift like understands like music theory and what works and what blends, whereas a lot of celebrities it's like, Okay, Cher is not the performer. She's a performer, not a musician.