Season 2, Episode 9: The Three Eyed Wedding
Wedding bells have rung and Aaronanthony VII probably should have died.... Again. This episode's partner is Lamanites band from Salt Lake City, UT. Go check them out ASAP!
Jul 17, 2022•58 min
The Dark Diaries of Aaronanthony VII
Meet Aaronanthony VII, the cruelest dark lord, pretty much ever. Join us as we delve into his diary, and uncover tales of conquest, love, lizards, and fruit salad.
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Episodes
Season 2, Episode 8: Pork Chops
Aaronanthony has to deal with the pigs. #swinefultration Check out our Hive Mind Partner, Borosyndicate , for all your head shop needs. Online orders available.
Apr 10, 2022•45 min
Season 2, Episode 7: Damn
Aaronanthony heads back to his home in Aarononppolis City, but first he gets really into beavers.
Mar 01, 2022•31 min
Season 2, Episode 6: 42 Ways To Mine For A Wife
Trouble in the mines of Gem Lake City. Aaronanthony VII makes upgrades to the old mines, and upgrades in wives. Explosions and fighting and also sex. This episode is partnered with Studio-Tart, your home for queer nerd apparel and accessories. use the promo code darkdiaries for 20% off your purchase!
Jan 01, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Season 2, Episode 5: Trouble In Sun City
Aaronanthony heads to his ancestral home of Sun City to deal with all the noble pedos. Good thing we don't have a problem with that in the real world huh?
Aug 27, 2021•59 min
Season 2, Episode 4: Stanstanstinople
Aaronanthony visits the ancestral home of 39, Stanstanstinople. He goes swimming, get's a new wife, fights a dolphin, and ignores his bastard. Listen to hear about the rest! Check out this episode's Hive Mind Partner and guest cover artist, Emerald Cove , and contact her on Instagram for awesome custom art collectables @emscove12.
Jul 19, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Season 2, Episode 3: Oprichnina
Aaronanthony deals with insurrectionists and creates a secret police to enforce his order. Also other stuff happens. Why don't you listen to it and find out? Check out this episode's Hive Mind Partner Kurtis Neider , and the album 'The Heist'
Jun 20, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Season 2, Episode 2: Turkey Baster
Aaronanthony returns home to a city in unrest, and then get's a great idea involving a turkey baster. Listen now, and visit holystonedistilling.com, to check out this episode's Hive Mind Partner.
May 19, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Season 2, Episode 1: Concerning The House Of Aaronanthony
Aaronanthony VII is back in the first episode of Season 2! We have returned with more content, and have delved deeper into the world of Aaronanappolis, as AAVII recounts the tellings of his family line. Learn how Aaronanthony III came into power, and how AAIV almost ruined it, and how AAV and AAVI saved the kingdom from horribleness. This episode is presented by Dee and Cory Production, find out more at deeandcory.com
Apr 03, 2021•54 min
Season 1 Extras
Join us as we listen in on all the stuff that didn't make the cut for season 1.
Dec 20, 2020•24 min
Episode 10: Well It Be
Season 1 finale! Turns out, 39 is not the spy! Not only that, but Aaronanthony is now a father, and more than just bastards, because we all know they don't count. Aaronanthony punishes the actual spy, and he and 39 make preparations for the war while the midwife care for Aaronanthony VIII. Listen if you want to know who the spy is. Just click play.
Oct 07, 2020•42 min
Episode 9: The Frozen Equinox
Did you hear the news? Sterverner said 39 is a spy! Better go get her, and hope we don't freeze. Man, Sterverner sure is trustworthy...
Sep 21, 2020•49 min
Episode 8: The Yawl and the Spy
Aaronanthony arrives at the northern seafront, and takes some time learning how to be the best seaman ever. He also finds out there is a spy in his closest of ranks. Who could it be?
Sep 11, 2020•40 min
Episode 7: The Deatbox Journey
Aaronanthony leaves The North for the sea and runs out of ales, and meads, and wines, and brandies, and tonics. He learns to live a new kind of lifestyle that will last forever, until episode 9.
Aug 25, 2020•42 min
Episode 6: The Trip to the Spa
40 and 12 go to the spa for 40's birthday. TBH Aaronanthony forgot he brought 12 to the north. Sterverner sets off for the sea, and a big plot point happens, Don't miss it.
Aug 11, 2020•51 min
Episode 5: Old Man Winter
Aaronanthony hunkers down for the winter with 39 and 40. He sees a ghost lady pooping.
Aug 08, 2020•25 min
Episode 4: The Distance of Salt
Aaronanthony gets a new wife named 40, and has to figure out how to get his big ship to the sea somewhere between 10 and 150 miles away, or whatever. It doesn't really matter, all that matters is Aaronthony VII is the incredible Divine Dictator King. Other stuff happens so I guess you better listen.
Jul 20, 2020•31 min
Episode 3: Cyanocitta Cristata
Stuff happens to Aaronanthony, but mostly there is a blue jay.
Jul 20, 2020•35 min
Episode 2: Aaronanthony Turns North
Aaronanthony decides it is time to deal with the riff-raff from the north, who keeps burning his cool new ships. Listen as the Dictator King lays waste to anyone on his path, on his treacherous journey up north. New wizard Sterverner helps Aaronanthony's new wife, named 39, go through some massive personal changes in her life for the... better? He hires a driver for his carriage too.
Jul 20, 2020•39 min
Episode 1: The Incredible Divine Dictator King
Meet The Incredible Divine Dictator King, Aaronanthony VII, Ruler of Everyone Alive Ever. The Hive Mind Collective has unearthed the diary of the cruelest dark lord to ever walk the lands of the imagination of our crew. Join us as we delve into the sinister mind of Aaronanthony VII, and journey with us through these tales of conquest and war, lizards and love, and fruit salad. In our first episode, The Incredible Divine Dictator King, Aaronanthony has some complaints about his slaves' work habit...
Jul 20, 2020•23 min
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