"You can't be slow and have fear." It wasn't Dan's best day* at the office, but hey... It's Monday. *That's according to Dan himself. I, Jeremy, would never say that. I have only the highest praise for our fearless leader. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"So your kids don't watch shows where kids die?" Amin is here for his Weekend Observations, and while he mostly wants to talk NBA Playoffs, he also has to tell a few people to gtfoh. Then, Zas takes the pin out of a conversation from the Local Hour, Mike recaps some of the weekend's action at Coachella, and Zas thinks he's cool for liking wrestling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
"That's the hot one?" UFC talk continues until Tony introduces a cringey video that forces the crew to physically walk out of the room. Plus, have you ever seen a sports season where the major takeaway is 'nobody cares?' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"I'm the guy in the Waymo and the guy who asks the stupid question." Dan starts a game that he may grow to regret. Thanks to Jeremy's colossal error in the Local Hour, we run through some of the worst mistakes of the last couple of weeks. Plus, LeBron James steps into another opportunity for greatness, the crew revels in the glory of Heat Centers from yesteryear, and Donald Trump attends the UFC event in Miami. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
"Breathing hot neck..." Dan is concerned everyone might be a little slow on this Monday morning, but there's no way the crew would choke the way Rory McIlroy ALMOST did at The Masters this early in the week. As a result, Mike has unique expertise to offer from Canes Spring Camp, Jeremy shows off his linguistic skills, and Tony is on a post-Easter kindness spree. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
Jonathan Zaslow is man we love. But is he a man we know? That's what we set out to do on Football America! We get into the deep conversations of life with our good friend. Starting, of course, with a consequential debate about the Vegas Omelette Bar. Is it worth the wait? Can you ever get a decent fluffy omelette at a buffet? Or is it place of disappointment? Zaslow gives us the answer. We go from there to his thoughts on fashion: Gold Jacket vs Green Jacket. Zaslow has a natural love for sports...
Is Chet Holmgren the most consistently dominant winner in basketball history? On this episode of the Alley Oop Basketball Show, Juju and Trysta break down how Chet has somehow been a #1 seed at every level — high school, college, and now with the Oklahoma City Thunder. Is this just coincidence… or the sign of something bigger brewing in OKC? They also dive into: Cade Cunningham’s return and what it means for the Detroit Pistons The controversial Sacramento Kings foul — accident or strategy? Shaq...
David is at Disney World, and Rose is in Guatemala, so Roy and Ethan are holding it down in the studio for this edition of The Hockey Show. The two discuss the Islanders' late-season coaching change, letting Patrick Roy go in favor of Peter DeBoer, before diving into the thrilling playoff races in both conferences that could come down to the final day of the regular season. This week's guest is Dave Dameshek, who joins the show to tell Roy and Ethan a story, but ends up yammering at them for muc...
"When it comes to World War II, be on the lookout for the Allies." Tony has his Top 5 storylines heading into the NBA Playoffs, and he has the balls to ask the question that nobody is asking: Can the Thunder go back-to-back? Kyle Van Noy responded to our Lamar Jackson discourse from yesterday, and Zaslow wants to know what happened to 140 characters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
"Then we erect statues of Dameshek on the baks of the three rivers." The Miami Heat have waived Terry Rozier and opened up a roster spot just in time to be the 10th seed and get bounced from the playoffs. With the Pittsburgh Penguins locking up a surprise playoff spot, the gang discusses their favorite teams of all time that never won a championship. Have you ever walked out of a movie? If you clap in a movie theater, who is there to accept your clapping? What the hell goes on there in the South...
"Man, this Zaslow's a weird fella." Have you ever cut a vacation short? Does Zaslow's wife call him Zas? What happens if the Heat don't get Giannis this summer? Why did Dan say Zaslow won't watch the Stanley Cup Playoffs yesterday? Do we have any idea what bail is like in Tijuana? Why? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"He's Bill, and his son is Will?" JuJu gives us his Top 5 NBA storylines we should be talking about and continues the investigation into whether or not Greg Cote was the inspiration for Steve Carell's character in Rooster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"Oh, excuse me for breathing." An alarm that we refuse to listen to is going off at The Elser, so we use it to our advantage and try to get a new "Fire Starter" take segment off the ground. Greg Cote's inner monologue makes an appearance before Mike Schur joins Jeremy on this week's edition of Pitch Clock to discuss what is going wrong with his Boston Red Sox early in the MLB season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
"Make no mistake. Everybody's rooting for everyone's failure in every atmosphere." We dissect Zaslow's terrible question to Dusty May, and David Samson tries to defend Zas, who admits he does not deserve it. It leads Zaslow to reveal the worst professional mistake of his career, and Greg Cote thinks Zas may have taken a half step back. But once David Samson's Inner Monologue makes its debut, this hour goes completely off the rails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho...
"You know bout that winning being better than losing?" Has Lamar Jackson lost a step? What about a half step? Did he previously gain a step? Would that mean he has not lost a step and a half? Plus, Dusty May joins the show fresh off winning a National Championship that he has yet to enjoy, and Zaslow asks him an all-time bad question. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"There were a lot of people arguing Wilt. You know what happened Dan? They died." Dan has finally done it: he has proclaimed that Nikola Jokic is a better offensive player than Michael Jordan. Too bad nobody cares, because the only discourse surrounding the NBA right now is about tanking and the 65-game rule, which is driving Zaslow insane. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
Rob Corddry makes everything he's in better. From grand Shakespearean aspirations to getting work playing all the douchebags you love to hate ("Hot Tub Time Machine", "Children's Hospital", "Ballers"), Rob is simply too funny to let Dan "The Grief Eater" Le Batard make this a downer episode. Instead, Dan and Rob share laughs, dive deep into Rob finding his dream job as a correspondent alongside Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," and the absurdity of Hollywood,...
"Spoiler alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert." Mike and Jeremy talk around the conflict in the new movie 'The Drama.' Once you reach their spoiler warning, stop listening if you're interested in seeing the movie. There is also a genuine content warning for that section, so please proceed with caution. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"You see that? Willow's responding to the dog whistle." Jessica is here to not only witness Greg's attempt to break a tennis racket, but also to explain why the Atlanta Dream pulled off a heist, how his latest outburst will affect Geno Auriemma's legacy, and why Jeremy was (sort of) right. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"Playing with wood. Great title for an autobiography." Could the Celtics trade for Giannis? Could 62-year-old Walt Weiss beat up all of us? Could Greg break a tennis racket by throwing it into the ground? Could Michael Malone turn UNC around in a single year? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"Jerome Bettis..." Nick Wright demands an apology from Mike Ryan for a bet that is still 9 years away from being paid off. He also delivers eloquent takes on the NBA's need for Adam Silver's intervention, the three biggest storylines in basketball this season, Michael Malone's decision to choose college over the pros, and the show's popularity, but the crew is too distracted by Greg's breathing to react to any of it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
"I don't want to be late for the game..." After a late night with our South Florida Sports Equinox Livestream, that began with Papi's case for the Best Musical Performance Suey Award and ended with Dan ruining Sandy Alcantara's dominant night for the Marlins, it's time for Greg Cote to get 40 carries. He hits the ground running with Numbers 24 and 23 on his list of Top Greg Cote Catchphrases. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. V...
Start with the big one: Is Rookie of the Year already locked for Cooper Flagg… or is Kon Knueppel coming for it? Then it gets WILD: Giannis Antetokounmpo might have half the league as family Angel Reese Atlanta move talk Stephen Curry returns Brandin Podziemski is FEELING himself Nikola Jokic vs Victor Wembanyama Juju & Trysta cover EVERYTHING — fast, funny, and unfiltered. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
"You can't have a conversation about MVP without talkin' about..." Forget your silly Top Fives, JuJu has a Top TEN Brothers In NBA History. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"No one colludes better than the National Football League." Mike is furious about a needlessly salacious story about Rory McIlroy, and Tony has a new edition of Greg Cote's Back in my Day. Then, DeMaurice Smith joins the crew to discuss his years as the head of the NFLPA, what the PA can do for players and their mental health, and why he forced himself to hate the game of football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
"That kid Mara is big!" David is supposed to be our finance guy, but he is SHOCKED to learn of the salaries mascots are making these days. And while the crew tries to help him come up with some new catchphrases, David explains how teams decide to hit other players with baseballs, Mike enjoys multiple basketball games, and Jeremy gets emotional about Artemis II, as Zas and Tony laugh in his face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
"I know, but tell Joey." The University of North Carolina has hired a new Head Basketball Coach in former Nuggets coach Michael Malone, but why wasn't it Thomas Lloyd or William Donovan? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"It's a friends and family plan..." Chris Cote is here with a tip of the cap to lead our crew toward the Sports Equinox Livestream tonight, but it could seemingly be interrupted by the end of the world as we know it. There's not really anything funny to say about it. Just... scary. SO LET'S TALK GIANNIS DRAMA! Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
"Character is your currency." There's some huge breaking news in the WNBA that directly impacts JuJu's favorite team. Plus, his Top 5 People Who Already Blew It In The Year 2026 and a couple of birthday wishes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"I'm sad." The show is on the hunt for both a newspaper and a pay phone, things Dan cannot believe are so difficult to find anywhere in Miami. Plus, Amin stops by for his Weekend Observations, including the drama between the Milwaukee Bucks and Giannis Antetokounmpo, his HOF credentials, and some truly terrible puns. And Tony introduces a new game called, "Who He Play For?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
