I didn't. I didn't fully write it up, but Lauren Bobert was wearing reps. Really, she got repped versions of those shitty Trump sneakers, those gold ones, and she rocked them. And people were like, I guess some people fucking could tell on feet immediately that like those are so fucking fakes, and she's like, yeah, they're from China. They're like, oh wow, she said that. Yeah, she like admitted it. She's like, I couldn't get my hands on the real thing, so
this is okay, that's kind of fun. I'm like, you know, in a way, like I don't shame rep queers. Yeah, you know, but and that's like the saddest ship to fucking like I got. I guess I got the reps.
So the Trump sneak Air Trump, Yeah, man, the air Golden toilets. Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, forty four, Episode four of denyst Day production of iHeartRadio. This is a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's share consciousness. And it is, of course, Thursday June twenty seventh, twenty.
Four Thursday June seventh, Of course, it is what is June twenty seventh, what are we We're celebrating National Sunglasses Day, National Onion Day, National ice cream Cake Day, National PTSD Awareness Day, National Handshake Day, National Orange Blossom Day, and National Bomb Pop Day, National HIV Testing Day.
There's a lot. This is This is a lot. That's a fragrant. Now, we got orange blossoms. We got bomb pops? Is that are those the red.
White and blue popsicles?
Yeah?
You know the ice cream man sense the rocket pops?
Yeah, yeah, in some circles there known as oh.
We know them as bomb pops in LA.
Debate days, Debate Day also, Yeah, that's the that's the main thing.
You know.
You've just been waiting to hear where these guys come down on some big issues. And that's that's just what everybody's going to gather around their radio to night in front of the fire and listen and learn, I think. But anyways, Happy Orange Blossom Day to everybody. My name's Jack O'Brien aka inside him. He's logging.
It's bad.
I'm sensing doom so close here, I hear his asshole repaint the room. Don't poop, so don't poop, so don't poop so close to me. That is courtesy of Andrew Bobb, and you current do that on television. A little collabo in the discord about the etiquette of taking a poop in the stall directly next to a person and leave between Leave the stall, leave the buffer. I don't care if you are, you know, uncomfortable being the first pair of shoes that people see when they walk in the bathroom.
You still need to give them that buffer. I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host, mister Miles Grass.
Miles Greg.
He needs to give it up. He's had about enough. His nose starting to bleed. The Boys on Coke. I'm sorry that you seem to be confused that Graham belongs to him.
The Boys on Coke. Okay, now that is I just came up with that in the shower this morning, because everybody on the Republicans are they're saying Joe Biden is on cocaine, and that's when he's gonna be on the fucking debate stage, yacked out of his mind.
That is the last drug this motherfucker is gonna be on. Like he probably has an insulin pump of adderall that like anytime his blood adderall level falls below a certain level. He gets shot up with adderall, he's the president. He's not fucking doing cocaine. Hey, I mean, and then like you can try like Obama and Clinton probably did cocaine, but this guy, like them let him do cocaine.
Well that's I mean, Like again, this is coming from the GOP who They're just like, I don't know, he's on cocaine.
There's people who are always like, what are you on crack?
Bro? You know exactly Nah? Not this time, Miles.
We are thrilled enough bullshit. We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by one of the great guests we've ever had, one of the great first time guests, an author, radio host, host of the podcast The pat Down, one of the best comedians to ever do it. He's currently on the Hot and Flashy Tour. It's Miss p.
And you guess can't be married.
Energetically. We're giving off that somehow, y' I wake up drunk next time. I am happily married of sixteen years now.
Really, yeah, I'm about to celebrate my tenth anniversary. What yeah, yeah with them.
Songs I was singing, they was giving a single.
Yeah, that's why. That's why we do it in a That's why we do it in a separate room in the house where they do not hear any of this.
Yeah exactly. They're like, God, i'd rather, I'd rather pretend that you don't host that show.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm glad to get that assessment. But you, yeah, because you've been you've been married for a while too. I know, before we got on Mike, you we got a little flavor of married life because you've been together for what like thirty.
Birthday was yesterday. His birthday was also yesterday, and he is getting older dawn there.
But I do nothing, yeah right.
I mean they say I hang up on people a lot, which I do because I'm the type of person I hate a lot of conversation. Just tell me, I don't. I hate for people to ask the phone say how you doing. I don't do damn how you doing? Let me tell you what I call you for, evign I find you asking the phone. So I like to get straight to the point. My husband, like you just heard where it's that. Didn't ask me nothing.
Just on the damn phone.
It's just a funny, you know, being married a long time.
Yeah, yeah, I mean in a profound way.
I hate to ask that cliche, you know question, but like you know, what's what's what's the secret for you?
Communication Number one honesty and separate batrole. We just moved into a separate bedroom and I love it. I love it, and I've had friends who like move into separate bed rooms. Not because it's something wrong with the marriage. Just one of the reasons why I got separate room. My HUSBANDE snow really bad and he'll sleep at this so you won't wear it, and I get tired of beating him in the back of every night.
Right.
The second reason is he like a firm mattress. I like a soft mattress.
So when you and I grew up really poor. So when you put me on a firm matt it reminds me of sleeping on the floor on a sidewalk.
I can't see right right, So.
When you get it, when you grow up in life, you remind you being poor. One of the things I always wanted was a soft mattress. So her mattress is really soft, and he says hurt. He said hurt every part of his body. So we just decided you go over there, I'll go over here we'll faceide each other.
I haven't seen each other in years. He just FaceTime from one room to.
The next and it works out.
That's great. Yeah, the most designer mattress is just a wooden floor. That's That's how I like it, you know, just so hard.
I need some I need he needs to that balance. Like if it's too soft and like my back is like curved in bed, then I end up waking up achy. But again, you know, it's different for everybody. It's different for everybody.
Yeah, I'm fat too. I don't want to.
Lay on that to run that hard. Yeah, I got a little cushions right right.
I feel like my body uh just won't allow me to lay on something soft because then like I get like my it bends in weird ways. Yeah, all right, Well, I don't know why you thought my song about repainting a room with your asshole was indicative that I.
Don't have a wife.
But we'll move on from that.
I will say this, Joe Biden is not on cocaine, not absolutely.
He's not on cocaine. His son is on cocaine.
Proudly proud.
I used to sell Craig and rarely do you see him Craik and Coki is in the eighties.
Right right, yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't make it that long usually, right.
No, I don't know.
He's just so swing and down.
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's being eighty one or how old he is. Yeah.
All right, Well, miss Pat, we're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, a couple of the things we're going to talk about later. We are going to talk about just all the accusations being lobbed at Joe Biden about the upcoming debate. We're going to talk about just the presidential debate. There's a lot of anticipation for the debate. People say it's going to be watched by most Americans, which that's a lot, that's a lot. Yes, most things are not watched by
most Americans. That's like Super Bowl numbers, So we'll see if that's true. We're going to talk about the cop that busted justin Timberlake, who might be the one cop who I'm like, maybe okay with because he just like fucks with rich people from the Hampton's all day every day. So all of that plenty more. But first, Miss Patt, we do like to ask our guests, what is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Just searching?
You're like, there's probably a furniture store for me, because I mean, I just I just built a whole.
So I'm I'm a d I.
Y two d I wire so I'm always looking for the next thing to do.
So my search history will have a.
Whole lot of d I y stuff and hot flashes. So I'm going through metopolls. So I've been searching a lot of things. You know, it's different ways to try to control your metal poles. So I'm trying to search. I've been searching a lot on which which way I should go, which medication? Should I get pelts? Should I get cleaned? Should I take shots? Should I take feels? A whole lot of old driver jama stuff. I've been searching.
How drives it gonna get?
Will I get like Nevada, or will I be like Camlifornia, or what I say, like Atlanta?
So who knows what I mean?
I feel like Atlanta has Atlanta in the summertime has to be a hard time for hot flashes, right.
Uh yeah, And it's a lot of it.
Got a lot of sweat going on the crack and your butt to So it's hot today, that's where I'm at that it is hot.
Yeah. Wait, So what kind of DIY stuff are?
Like?
How did you get into it? Because I know were you just sort of like at a certain point and like some of this ship I can do myself. I don't need to pay somebody or what's how did you get into doing d I Y stuff.
My husband used to be a home well he used to be a house just before he was in general motives. So we didn't have a lot of money to redo our first house and we boved, so we just we just started watching AHGTV AGC would make you take up your house to make make you They really make you think you're a hero. Then you get that ship upon you put it back. I don't know how to cut I don't know how to pay. So we went through all of the postings tean.
Up our old house, and I just fell.
In love with it. So I just built a house. My home now where I'm living at with no cut track is like fifteen thousand four.
Feet whoa wait wait wait, so who you you were? Like you were the general contractor basically I was.
A Democrat tractor.
I pull it all for a minute, so I got the design.
I did everything I do.
So when you do DIY stuff, you actually like do it yourself. You don't just google DIY stuff and then be like okay, uh huh.
Okay, I see how the chair.
So I need somebody to help me out. You actually do that ship?
Yeah, I actually do well. I used to do it a lot before my comedy and all on the TV stuff took off.
I was grinning the hand only Yeah, I do it a lot. I do it a lot.
Now, well, you need an HG TV show. I feel like you have three shows already.
I do that. I probably do have three shows, but I do need it. That's why I keep telling itybody, I really want to do d I Y, but do it. Honestly.
You can't come in and say I don't want to do a DY show.
And they say, oh my god, this wall is gonna cost you fifteen one hundred dollars.
Not a hell. It won't kick a hole in the wall. It's just stunts.
Back there, let's tell this bitch.
Tale this bitch down. What is What's something that you see people paying for that is actually fairly easy to do? Yourself, or at least easy for you.
Is this I mean, it's it's just a measurements.
I see peaceful.
I pay for a lot of stuff now that before I would do myself, like tearing out a wall, putting the wall back. I'm doing my girlfriend house and I have just seen what I say, if you tell it out, I'll put it back. So we'll go in, and I just told we just tore her whole kitchen and her liv room. We did the same thing for my nephew. So I go over and I say, okay, I need this wall here. So like with my nephews and my husband, we put a couple of his walls.
Oh okay, I won't do no drywall.
That's hard ship.
I don't want to be no time, but I do everything. I paint that bitch.
Okay you do?
You seem like you have just an incredible amount of energy. Do you do you need a lot of sleep? I just always when people are able to do this much stuff, like what what's your sleep?
Like?
You do you need it to the eight hours of sleep? Or are you like a person who needs less?
They say I don't sleep.
Everybody I do, they don't sleep, But my mind, just wake me up every morning by three thirty four o'clock. I don't what time I go to sleep. I'm always about three thirty four o'clock.
Yeah.
Then you're just in the back just tearing walls out right.
I mean, I'm thinking about the show.
I'm thinking about development, I'm thinking about jokes, I'm writing, I'm writing.
I'm always just thinking.
Yeah right, yeah, oh, miss Pat, because I know, look, you have a show too where people bring you issues and you are able to judge things on. Miss Pat settles it. I'm curious the thing that Jack was talking about the top of the show about taking a shit in the bathroom. This there is a debate on the way.
There was a debate on the internet about when you walk into a three stall war restroom to use the bathroom, do you use the stall closest to the door, the middle stall, or the very last stall, and if someone is in one of the stalls, which stall do you select. There was a big debate over whether or not people need to keep a buffer stall in between two people
taking the ship in the bathroom. This was one the others just in there, yeah, yeah, or I guess I guess in there, but I think that's where that's where our minds went because we're single men emotionally.
Well, I'm fifty two, so I run to the first fucking stall. Let me decide to choose pissed on myself.
Some day.
I don't want to push YUNKI move, bitch. You know I'm about to give out. I don't have a problem with somebody mixing me crapping. I will say, if you know you craping, at least flush as you go. Yeah.
If I'm cracking.
I'm gonna flush and I go because I know it's gonna take another ten minutes to wipe my hands. So I want.
I want to be curtish.
Yeah, okay, that's what I like. Yeah, we can all agree that the courtesy flush is the bare minimum in those Yes.
But when you just let it all pile up, then I have a problem. The tackle at the top, tap on your wall. Hey, I'm.
Just still going.
But you know what, women, women are way better than me because most of us, and I would say most of them, I know I do. I always care.
Spray with me, you know.
Yeah, the travel Yeah, I.
Always carry that because I don't I mean, I don't want you to smell I from smelling like fishing or Greek, or or if I don't take a crap. So I always try to, you know, because I don't know if you gonna walk in the start after somebody else like, but men don't care.
Women don't know.
Disgusting, Yeah, for anyone else's by home.
I don't wanna.
I don't want to smell that ship. Some of you guys smell weird out there. What what's something you think is underrated?
I don't know?
Can I the daughter? She don't give the Yeah, yeah, okay, she don't. Okay, give me something that's overrated? Kids?
Kids?
Okay, what's underrate abortions?
There you go a juxtaposition, underrated abortions overrated?
Oh wow, that's amazing. Is your daughter comedian? She came, She was quick with that.
She she writes on the show and tell all the time. She need to be a damn comedian.
But yeah, okay, yeah, right.
When I can, I can let me tell you what I say. They overrated because you don't get the tax break you used to get for yes, could I mean? No? What's his name? Trump changed that we don't get those great tax breaks, a tax break.
You used to get for being poors. You don't get them anymore.
So they saw the overrated you used to get ear income createy.
It takes a lot to get income created, y'all.
Father the hell I'm talking about because you didn't give me a tax break.
So but they used to give your ship tell of money per child. They don't do that anymore.
So, Yeah, I used to tell my kids back in the day, I said, when you're eighteen, I don't get an income tax return for you.
So that means we're done, right.
You have no monetary value? No, I mean, yeah, I just have my first child, and I was like, I can't wait to see my taxes. And I was I was like, what it's like I didn't even have Yeah, I was like, this was the reality I was promised. But no, no, you said it was purely an investment. You said, exactly, it.
Was only an investment as you put it in the moment that.
Was it very business like.
He's very business And the crazy part is you don't know how they turn out.
Right now.
I got a few right here, I have a few kids right here, and be like I kept you.
Yeah, but you gotta love them the same. You gotta love them the same.
Yeah, I love a lot of my kids, but let me say this as a parent, because I need a lot of parents the same life. Everybody got a favorite kid. Now that doesn't mean that doesn't mean that my mother, father don't love everybody. I have a favorite kid. I love the rest of y'all, but this is right here. It's my favorite.
And do you tell them that?
Yeah?
You wait? Why and why is jum Bug your favorite?
I think I think because it was my last when he was ten to two. He's just so sweet, he's my baby. He's twenty three. But like that when I'm just talking to yeah, right.
Much, I'm Curiousyah see, I'm contemplating another child, maybe down the road. And that's my fear is that I would immediately like start comparing them, be like, oh man, this one ain't ship compared to the other one. Not like in an aggressive way, but that just merely by having multiple kids you have the ability to sort of compare and contrast and like, and then from there you are kind of like, yeah, maybe I like the other one better, or maybe I like this one better?
What everybody like? One?
Man?
Everybody?
But you get fak ass parents to say Oh my god, I love all of my kids.
You don't.
One of them is probably smoke dope. You can't tell me if you got a cracky kid that that's your favorite. Ain't gonna say you don't love him, and you ain't gonna do it. You can't get him out, dope.
But that's your fucking hey. Yeah, well, people will tell you my oldest used to be my handed. She's straightening up now.
Yeah.
I have two kids, but they're like really close in age, so it's like back and forth, and sometimes I can't tell them apart, but they're.
Yeah, back and forth between who the favorite is.
Yeah, back and forth between who the favorite is because there but the younger one, really, you know, he's he's still a lot sweet, like sweet most of the time, whereas the old Ryan's starting to he knows what rolling his eyes means now, and that's never forget your first time you're like, what the fuck is that? All right, let's uh, let's take a quick break and we'll come back and we'll talk about all that cocaine that the President of the United States is going to be snorting tonight.
We'll be right back, and we're back. We're back and all right, so the big story they've settled on which drug Joe Biden will be doing tonight.
Yeah, so the first presidential debate is tonight Thursday in Atlanta. And you know, as it stands, there's been no sign that Trump will try and sneak out of this, but I'm still holding out for surprise. But either way, this whole narrative by Republicans about Joe Biden being on drugs
just continues. It does not stop. You know, first, there's Sean Hannity on his show speculating, He's like, they're gonna figure out like which drugs to combine to help him, you know, figure out just exactly how he'll get to those energy levels. Here is Sean Hannity speculating on what drugs he might be on.
Is it gonna be jacked up, hyper caffeinated Joe or is it going to be you know, the cognitive dysfunction that we see every day. And I would say it's probably the latter. I think the odds are pretty high that that doctor Ronnie Jackson is correct, is they're probably experimenting with just the right dose, knowing that they probably overdid it at the State of the Union when he screamed his speech. I mean, he literally just he didn't even let this speaker introduce him, and he's screaming his
speech at and he's reading the teleprompter. He's not going to have a teleprompter here. I know many of you many theories out there that it's it's Joe Biden is going to have special things putting this. There's no evidence of any of that, and I imagine that there's probably checks for that.
I like how he starts saying, who knows the kind of drugs he's like, but there's no evidence for that. You don't want to be.
You don't want to be the only thing Joe Biden is a BC.
Power right right right.
Everybody know he's not even there anymore. And and Trump is only because he's one of off McDonald.
That's the only reason why he m a jiz.
We literally have too old CN who should be somewhere playing golf.
Together trying to run the world.
Of America.
Both of them is too old. I guarantee you both of them have on a pomp.
That's what got for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, but he got.
Hips Nancy Baby Dyke, Yeah.
Right, right right, I mean That's why there was even like some of the Trump's supporters you saw grown men wearing diapers and having t shirts that said real men wear diapers. They were really trying to make that. They're like, no, that's cool, that's cool when that.
Happens, and actually we think that's cool and a sign of virility, right right he should Yeah.
Yeah, the fact that it's just themselves. People were speculated as like, man, Trump thinks terrible, like when you get near him, like it's often. Uh so, I don't know this. That's that's one version of what might be going on with Donald Trump.
Then.
So the next thing we saw was the Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson. He was also talking speculating about what Joe Biden may be like. But he was asked by Caitlin Collins on CNN. She's like, do you think, like maybe all the Trump supporters and the people going on TV accusing him of doing drugs like it's going a little too far? This is his answer.
Do you think some of the rhetoric spigure Johnson, I mean, just knowing you and how you conduct yourself, do you think some of the rhetoric.
Is out of line?
When people from Trump's team are suggesting that the Trump himself that Biden is going to be on cocaine when he's on that debate stage Thursday night.
Look, there's a lot of things that are said in jest. Of course, no one expects that Joe Biden will be on cocaine, but they do ask questions, and I think they're objectively. I mean, I think it makes sense why people are asking will he be on some sort of energy drinks or something. Okay, Look, his energy levels, you can see, vary depending on what format he's in and what forum, and you know, we expect that he'll do what he did at the State of the Union. He
had a lot of energy that night. So that's the Joe Biden I expect to see. The question is can he stay for ninety minutes on that stage and go toe to toe with President Trump, who, as you know, goes to rallies and talks for two hours on end without any break in any notes.
So yeah, he goes for two hours in rants and says whatever he wants.
First of all, Joe Biden is eighty something years old. I'm fifty two and I'm sleepy right now.
So that's why.
When people do this, we know off all day long Trump Trump is out there talking. The reason why he don't read no time because he don't. He likes to talk about shit don't nobody know nothing about.
Right.
Look, the people don't.
Even kiff for Trump when he talks. That'd be that smoker cigarettes. They don't talk outny barbecue grill.
Trump. They don't know the hell Trump talking.
About because he's a great instinctive liar. So he just yeah, you're right, He just talks about shit that can't like people can't technically prove wrong, but it is like it ain't what you're.
Talking about, prove wrong. He talking about ship. They don't even know how to know what he's talking about, talking about a big spy or snake one day, all about alligate.
Sharks, sharks in the boat. If you want to get bit by a shark if you're in a boat, Yeah, what the hell.
I gotta do a run in the world, okay.
Right right.
People just go to.
Around it's just to say they want to around it, the same way people go to some concert just to say I was there or probably don't even like the artists.
They just and you know what really gets me when you see the coats.
They call him black. So Trump, Oh y'all want to set y'all black stupid ass. Now it's the same black people.
One day they got Jerry and one.
Day they got a little Jerry kid current weed, and next day they got a fade that acts like the black community don't know. We're the most half swishing up people in this world. Black person don't swish. They hang up you still that nick, bro?
I know your face?
They are now every time, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, And it is the same. There is that one dude who has like the relaxed hair in like a ponytail. He's like always there. That one dude who I think like also has like some weird like he was caught up in some weird cases too, but.
A weird case a bunch of uncle funking.
This Pat.
I'm curious, you know, like as I know you you like you said you know about fiends. You know what people look like when they're off drugs like this. Do you think there's any job that you could do believably like on cocaine, like for all these people, like I think Joe Biden's on cocaine, Like obviously, I don't know if that being president will get you there is there is there any situation where you think that's a performance enhancing drug for your job?
Yes, prostitution. There you go, what are you talking about? You job to day? You got no cocaine.
But yeah, what are you stop?
What are you talking about?
Wall Street and prostitution?
Nineteen nineteen ninety down a tamboard.
Everybody was all coke, right, right, right, that's Michael Irvin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like a lot of times people talk about cocaine, like when it comes to movies, they're like, all right,
that movie was mostly fueled by cocaine. They usually do that as a bad thing, but like a lot of the classic eighties movies, I also feel like have that energy too, you know that it was just a lot of cocaine flying around on that And then we get Top Gun, you know Jerry Brenheimer, Like, yeah, that guy Don Simpson who like died of a cocaine overdose, but he he was involved in making like Flash Dance and Top Gun and like some of the best, some of the best movies of the eighties, So it doesn't hurt
in some cases.
You know, cocaine was once a rich man, right, when Crai came along for my people.
So you know, cocaine.
Is you know, it's it's it's a drug that say you wealthy, right if you're cranky head and you're poor.
But you know, and I don't know why people do heroin, So it is what it is.
Yeah, this is a yeah.
I mean, we'll see. I think I think a lot of the reason why now all these Republicans are like, I don't know, He's probably gonna be all hopped up on blow. You know, I will see what happens. It's probably just because now they're probably want to have an excuse for when Trump inevitably just puts in a terrible performance on that debate stage, because they'll be.
Like, let me tell you something, if Joe Biden come to that stage to night with energy, it's because he's sleep right now. They have had Joe speak for two days.
They actually, yeah, yeah, he.
Is well risted. They gave him some perferct fall or what on mikeay Jackson used to take and he sleep two dams days.
They're gonna wake him up thirty minutes before.
The debate, give him a bafeed and take.
Him my death.
Yeah, give him a little birth pa and send him out there, point him in the direction of the stage, send him out there. I think you should lean into the cocaine energy, though, just like you know.
Yeah, white suits, sunglasses, you know, don't.
You dare memory Obama would.
Wow, Yeah, he was a weed.
Man, don't you dare?
White Joe, We.
Knew it.
He's not chopping it up. Look at his nostrils. You see a bunch of little rocks falling out. There was that time when Trump, like I was gonna say that, like, you know, snorting anything is beneath the president. But I mean Trump, Trump created new lows in all scenarios. But there was that one time when a rock flew out of like a little shard of something flew out of his nostril, and there was like extreme slowed down video and you could also see like one of his eyes
like following it as it trailed to the ground. So I don't know, people who know Trump say that he's been snorting after.
All since the eighties. So I wouldn't be shocked if he like he seems to have that energy about him.
Well, you would think, you know, he been snoring something.
He refused to let that hair go, he don't.
Anybody George Free would have been cut that shit off. Has paid more from his hair than he that he has in texts. He probably two billionaire on that happen.
Right, That's funny. We were talking recently about I was saying that I think it's weird that when you read historical accounts of World War Two, people aren't like Hitler, whose mustache looks like shit. You know, that isn't the first thing that they say about him, like that his mustache looks stupid. But I guess that's where we are with Trump too. Like when people read historically of this time, they'll be like, yeah, but what about the hair, And it's just like, yeah, we're kind of over it at
this We knew about the hair for a while. Yeah, the hair has been been there for twenty years, but it is it is good to take a step back every once in a while and just appreciate the fact that he has been going with that hairdoo for like thirty years now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
He don't have a choice, you know. I think I think, you know, he used to have a head full of full of hair that was that looked good with thick so he's tried everything to keep it there, and he just don't want to go for all head he's just hanging out.
So he hanging on to the same way you hang on and tell everybody he's a being in there.
And if you walk around here say dumb stuff like he's a businessman, I say, real business people pay damn taxes.
Yeah, so what is some about?
Then? The people trust me out about Trump? The people who vote for Trump is not even the one percenter. He's not doing anything for those people. He's only cutting taxes and stuff. And what he's doing for supposedly the people who's.
Rich, right, Yeah.
So I don't I don't understand.
I mean, I don't stay with the Democrats because they always want to lie to the poor.
So I am I am the poor, So keep lying to us and promising us.
I don't stick on this side.
At least they take the time to lie to.
Yeah, they take the time.
Yeah. A recent Associated Press poll, by the way, I found that I think six and ten US adults are extremely or very likely to follow this weirdly early debate in some form. Will you guys, do you know what you're going to be doing?
Will you? Will you watch it.
I'm gonna be sleepy.
Watching the sites and fucking ardor you know, this is how low this country have gotten. Back in the day when I first voted for Bill Clinton and who was his name, Bob Door, one of his Yeah, it was as you could always be a good looking president versus as prod They just got too old as white men that look like penises have got work. Watched two so dick.
Fights, curiosity seems to be. Yeah. The one voter weight in said it's a circus.
Yeah, two broken dicks fighting on stage. I'm like, well, maybe if that.
It's gonna be so many commercial breaks. And I don't even think they have commercial breaks. I don't even know.
They're not so they haven't traditionally ever had commercial breaks during a debate. This is going to be the first one. Yeah, you're exactly right.
They got it's like a boxer. You go over there and take a five minute you got eight tag commercials by around. Both of them take a nap, go ahead to old me, and they got they're gonna he's the ship on. They say they're gonna fall asleep. I'm telling they gotta take their medication. Trump got tires hair before it fall out.
Yeah, Biden usually does, is okay for like fifteen twenty minutes, and then like things start to fade a little bit.
So jaum bills too.
Yeah, I don't think Trump get right on the speech. I'm about to say this speech, and then after that we don't know what the hell he's talking about, both of them for ten minutes. Yeah, I say, I say, I'm not. I'm a big ass Democrat.
I'm not voting for Joe Biden.
I'm not.
I'm just voting against Trump.
Yeah, yeah, right, right, right, that's how you look at your vote. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's against Trump. There are many people, I think these days that are that enthusiastic about about this either.
So yeah, well what how do you how do you think as a convicted fellaw But y'all am, then you go and you let the president of the United States get this man got more feelings than feelings than me. I got too of you. You allowed this man to get thirty four founders, and then you don't take him out the battle. You allow this man to break all the rules and what people believe in that this country was being led by, you know, rules that ancestors put in.
Place, scheving on fantom burner.
Then you say, and you let one old ass white man break all.
The rule publicly.
Now, they all broke rules before, but nobody has ever been out front like Trump. I mean, you let this man get on the recorded saying I need I need one hundred and fourteen more votes. If did this ship, ye, if boa had did this ship, the sound of the bus.
Really fucking losing their minds? Yeah yeah, So who's.
About both both a fat piece of crap and an old and a half dead white man?
Right, yeah, I know, right, not how many people?
I think I'm gonna vote because so many people before me that looked like me died, so I can have that right.
So I would be wrong for the people who lies on taking for me to even have this right. So I'm taking my phone.
I am.
Somebody asked me the other day, who are you vote for? I said, Miney Jackson.
All right, let's uh, let's take one more quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back and all right, So a lot of people were ready to see Justin Timberlake have a bad week. He he did have a bad.
Week last week, terrible, terrible, terrible. I mean, yeah, this is the guy who did Brittany and Janet Jackson dirty. A lot of people like he had it coming. There was that one that one, a couple of tweets that were just celebrating him coming out of the police station in cuffs. But the two details that really stuck out to me most as we learned more about what happened are. Number One, this cop, Michael Arkinson who pulled Timberlake over, was born in two thousand and he said, I had
absolutely no idea who this drunk dude was. He's like, I just thought, this is some drunk dude who had to pull over because they were driving erratically and two people in the town of sag Harbor they hate this specific cop. And is it because he abuses his power and harasses innocent people like most cops. No, it's because they hate him because he enforces traffic laws no matter who the fuck it is, like, he doesn't give people passes, so he already has nicknames with the locals in sag Harbor.
They call him the sag Harbor Nazi and little redheaded dipshit because he's read a redhead. And honestly, I thought maybe he was doing some Nazi shit like to have that name. But based on the comments from residents in the town, they just cannot stand that their privilege doesn't get them a free pass when they get caught doing shit. So one resident named Spencer, he really hates this guy.
Of course, Spencer, he's from. A writer from Shelter Island is one driver Quote who claims he's had an unpleasant encounter with Arkinson. He was recently trying to find a parking spot before meeting a friend for dinner when he performed a quick U turn. Arkinson pounced when he spotted him make the turn quote. I was surprised he pulled me over. Spencer said. It was off season and no one was around. It was a dickhead move. I feel like he pulled me over just for the sake of
doing it. But Arkinson didn't even give him a ticket. He let this dude go with a warning.
And then the.
Second time though Arkinson had an encounter with this cop, he really, I guess, really fucked with Spencer now. Spencer said he was driving near the Sag Harbor School when Arkinson pulled him over for talking on his cell phone. Quote. I explained to him that I was on speaker and I was just holding my phone, but he told me I should have been using a bluetooth. He added, I thought he would give me a break, and I was driving less than twenty five miles per hour trying to
get to the YMCA in East Hampton. Instead, the dude got a one hundred and forty five dollars ticket that he hasn't paid. Spencer then says, quote, I only had less than thirty minutes to swim. It really interrupted my workout and lunch plans. He said, I think justin Timberlake was a victim of over aggressive Sag Harbor police.
This guy really knows how to just make himself sound like a victim, you know, like it's only thirty minutes to swim. That's no yet, I would say.
This, he should try and getting his ass wheel exactly exactly. That's really inconvenience, right, I got so swimming with.
Not right, I was late for my lunch. Can you believe this? The over aggressive police? This is an atrocity. This is the thing. It's funny how it like suddenly like with these affluent white people, it's a cab, but only when they're like they don't get to exercise their privilege to avoid consequences. They're like the police are over aggressive, Like I was trying to go to the YMCA and he held me up.
When people have money, then they don't think. They don't think they should have those types of problems. If you patrol in this area, then you know the income breaking in this area, so that you know in privilege, you know I'm gonna shot without ever looking at a price.
You know I'm gonna make a U turn because I can afford the whole complex. So I fuck with me. But you got some little read any One who was born in the two thousands don't know who just astimulated and put on one of the biggest R and B single ever.
And I mean he don't look like it, just as Timulate that I.
Grew Were you older than now?
You know?
Yeah?
I mean just because you rich don't mean you.
Can on white that you can ride around here drunk.
Now. I was shocked to see just Intimilate get arrested. I was more shocked to find out what the hell was in his system. I'm like, just Timulate, you.
Don't wait, what is that true?
The I don't know that that's what they say. They said, I mean, that's what I heard.
I don't know.
I'm hoping it's not true because he don't.
Come off like that. But somebody was like he had it's the season, something in the system, not just to timulate. I don't believe that.
No, no, no, it turns out that there was a something about like he had Popper's Molly cocaine in his blood that was from a fake account.
I was like, yeah, not cry me a real, Not cry me a real.
I don't think they're allowed to blood test you for That's what I.
Said to us.
I've been in jail too. The only thing they can do is some of them came. If you refuse to do it, then they give you. Then then they give you a drug test if you agree to it. Only if you agree to it.
But thank god, he was yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean again, it's just like also that this same Spencer guy, I like that he was using like rich white guy math where he was like I was doing under twenty Like I was going under the speed limit. So then that means I can be on my cell phone that and against any other.
Violation because I was under the speed I was in the backseat of my car with my legs kicked up on the front seat and just had it in an autopilot. But you know, other than that, I don't see what I was doing.
Wrongs to sound like somebody who say, actually, do you live in this neighborhood? Not your damn business, right.
Right, Spencer? Spencer, Yeah, I love that he's uh, he's just out here being like it. People don't understand the like the swimming time was only thirty minutes, you know, I know.
Special was saying, people don't understand my struggle, right.
They don't know. I mean, I was only able to get about eight laps in before I had to go have oysters with an investment banker friend.
How can I how can I keep this physique specific to here?
On? Come lock your ways? They should have been lucky.
I can't imagine he was cool to the young cop who pulled him over when he first when he got pulled over for the U turn. So I'm sure the cop was like, I'm gonna get this motherfucker the next time he's next time he's on his phone in a school school area, you know, rightly, So it was a you're you're pulling a dickhead move, dude, all right.
I know, I'm thinking that's gonna stop him. Man, that's an all nice.
Season off season rules faster, I can drive like fast and furious during off season.
We don't have them. Yeah, we don't have him in town. Yeah that's twenty two. Because other people in the town were also like people should know better, Like the cops are in the same like five spots looking for people to pull him over. Anyway, So like there are a couple of residents were like, if you if you're from here, you you should know better, like they're.
And you know what if you're working, if you're working in the neighborhood, you know you're gonna run until just too maybe a Kim Kardashi. So if if I'm if I'm working at neighbor pull over to and.
Say hey, yeah.
You real quick?
Yeah yeah, So he can go back and say I pull it over kill, I'll pull it over this person, you know, and look at the license and find.
Out what right.
I pulled justin Tully, he was fucked up anyways, I let him go off the warning.
But yeah, yeah, yeah, it turns out man, he's only he's actually five nine according to his license.
I think he's like That's what I would make every one of them get out of the car just so I can see how tall they are, because I'm always interested.
And see like how yeah, let me hold on back to back, back.
Back to back, let me see j T back to back and I'll let you go with the warning back to back. Well, Miss Pat, what a pleasure having you on the daily zeitgeist?
Yes?
Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?
You can find me on social media comedian miss Pet and it's ms p A t. I'm You can go to my website at misspec coomedy dot com for all my tour dates and merchant anything like that. I also have a podcast called The Pet That Miss Pet that comes out there Tuesday.
So funny, so amazing having you on the show. Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
A work on media?
Yeah?
Yeah, tweet anything.
No, I don't enjoy anything. I don't do so I'm being honest with y'all. Don't fifty two years old, I don't be reading this ship. I go straight to TikTok and watch it. I'm trying to do a pay baby shower. I'm enjoying baby shower. Video with butterflies right now, so I don't get.
Caught up into what's going on in the world.
I just noticed last month everybody using.
The word weird, and I'm like, why everybody keep saying weird? But that's the new word.
I'm like, what that that is? So weird?
Said a couple of times, Jack, You're weak.
I mean, whatever happened to don as fuck?
Yeah?
I hat.
I don't know, because when you when you start paying attention to media and stuff, you gotta you gotta keep up with the slang. Half of the stuff they be talking without it.
I don't know, So I don't read tweets. I just go straight to I'm fifty ten.
I'm worried about mental poles, wet panties, palettes, stuff.
They don't concern me. I don't care about young people conversation.
I was just telling somebody, I said, everybody, all the women run around shaving the half they with Johnny. We never did that when I was a little girl. I mean, when I was coming up, only if we had crabs and gonna real. But now the new thing, everybody.
Got a ball here snatch.
Thatch.
Yeah, you had to have crabs and gunna and shave here snatch back in.
The day with me.
A lot of work, so I don't I.
Can't keep up with all this something you're talking to somebody.
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Amazing Miles. Where can people find you? Is there a work of media you've been enjoying?
Yeah, find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Great. You can find Jack and I on the NBA podcast Miles and Jack got mad boostes. This week we had legend Vince Carter on the show. We got to talk to half Man half Amazing himself, really amazing. And then you can also hear me talking about ninety day on four to twenty Day Fiance. A tweet I like is Double Xcel magazine, the rap hip hop magazine has a has a little a tweet here that was quote tweet.
At first it said singer Cheryl Crowe calls out Drake for using ai voice of Tupac Shakur on his tailor made freestyle distract of Kendrick Lamar. It said, quote she said, you cannot bring people back from the dead and believe that they would stand for that. And then the quote tweet from at Harshy Underscore Larry said you think Cheryl Crow will let you disrespect PACs.
Cheryl, I definitely didn't have one, and I don't know that Crownyl Crows.
You heard about the Kendrick and Drake beef? Did you know about that?
Only because I was forced to know about that, right and I listened to it and I was like, poor Drake, Drake, I don't even know how to I don't even know what they're talking about.
I know one thing, you want to give him a.
Grandy the Gallay runs and Grammy was talking about giving.
Grammy because the beef was so bad. Oh my god, I was like, what as the hell is going on?
One thing I want to say, Drake is lead kinder alone because he's almost full inchuck career.
Yeah, all those might be tweet I've been enjoying. Jango Gold, former guest on the show, tweeted this deep fake pornography is quite stimulating, even if in the back of my mind I know those aren't the real fraggles.
Oh my gosh.
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian. You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist at d Daily zeit Geist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page and a website daily zeike guys dot com, where we post our episodes and our footnotes off the information we talked about in today's episode, as well as a song we think you might enjoy. Miles, what song do you think people might enjoy it?
I think you'll like as we get to the weekend, I just needed some I was listening to some soothing kind of jazz piano from this producer from Saint Louis. He goes by Mad Keys, uh, and I'll place all kinds of instruments with this track that he put out. It's called Saturn in Return and it's just like a really nice kind of new jazz piano song. It's not super aggressive or anything, just some nice background to get your vibe oning. So this is Saturn in Return by Mad Keys.
All right, we will look off to that in the footnotes todayly Zeike is a production of my Heart Radio. For more podcasts from my Heart Radio, visit the iHeart Radio Wrap, Apple podcast or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That's gonna do it for us this morning, back this afternoon to tell you what is trending, and we will talk to you all then. Bye. II