The Skeeting Rainbow (with Miles Gray) from My Momma Told Me

I think we know why Michelle Obama and George Bush hangout. And it ain't because you know, handing out Girl Scout cookies together.

If they were running trains.

You know what it is? Gang over here?

What is the soundtrack to Michelle Obama George Bush train?

I will say it's just a DD who can play both?

You know what I mean? It's then that it's always.

That Nelly song that he did with that country.

What was the accidental racist?

No, that's that's ll cool JA did actual race.

All in my head?

Yes, that ship?

Yeah, over and over.

Tim McGrath, Okay, that's yeah, there is, Tim mcbra.

I might think about that. I might play it on my bike lader.

Yeah, there's no reason. Look, he made a mistake, but there's no reason we shouldn't enjoy the mistake. You exactly. It doesn't.

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I can't tell me and I'm so a sh met me and a man in thirty say when you're talking dirty? Come Welcome back to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast.

Where we five deep deep into the flockets of black conspiracy theories.

And we finally worked to prove what the I happened to that little monkey Kodak black Heart that had on his shoulder for about two weeks. Where did it go? Ritual sacrifice some type of a Haitian MONKEYSTU. You have questions and we have answers.

I'm David boy WHOA, I'm like Saint Kerman, and I forgot about that monkey.

I'll be everybody did. Everybody did except for CPS.

There are times, and I do think I often find myself sort of rolling my eyes that like Peter ads that like make it so that like you can't you can't do a goddamn thing near an animal without it being like this, this horrible attack on the species. And it's like, relax, y'all, I get it. We probably should chill on a lot of shit. But then you see what Kodak black is doing with a monkey, and you're like, nah, Peter's right.

That I don't know if matching clothes with the monkey is the worst life for that monkey though.

Yeah, but you know he didn't just match clothes with that monkey. You nobody let him ride the let him drive the phantom. I think he was driving phantoms. I think he was smoking weird, like a fucking wet He was smoking fucking dipped marijuana, you know what I mean, just fucking bad stuff.

That well, you know it's a bad drug when it's just described as a texture. You're like, Oh, he's got that crunchy. You're like, yep, that's the problem.

I don't want that to a spider monkey that don't know what the fuck is going on.

You know, he fed at Jolly Rinchers for sure, That's what I'm saying.

He was doing crazy ship with that monkey. At the very at the very least, that monkey had more popeyes than any monkey has ever had.

That's true, and that's wrong.

True, you're right, that's not right.

You're right. The monkey, the monkey ate better than me some days.

Our guest today, he's phenomenal. He's a returning guest. We've had him on before. You know, you know him from his own podcast, you know, from all kinds of hilarious shit, interesting shit. I won't limit you to hilarious shit. You do fascinating work out in the world, I would say, yeah, I guess that's right. He's a fan favorite, a personal favorite. Give it up for Miles Gray everything.

Thank you so much for having me. I'm fucking here. I'm glad to be talking conspiracy ship with you guys today, because when the producer reached out and was asking, like you got something, I was like, let me think off the top of my head. First, I was like, does does that time when everyone thought Lil Flip had AIDS County we.

Just jump in here? Yes, it does very much.

I was like, is that too black to be? Like, remember when everybody like little Flip got AIDS?

But we we did an episode about little bow Wow being molested by his driver. Nothing is that? Yeah right, nothing is two black or off limits for this sick Sick podcast.

Yeah yeah, but I'm glad we landed on something that definitely really intersected with my my life, my upbringing in an intense way.

So yeah, yeah, anyway, I'm really glad you're here. And I think I speak for both of us. We were both we both screamed with joy at the at the as soon as it was sent over, we were like, yes, this is this is tight.

Yeah yeah, universal, I feel like, yeah, this is everybody maybe has heard about what we're going to talk about.

I don't know, Bory, I don't want to jump the gun here. But had you heard about this before? It had before this, I had heard about it retroactively. So at the time I did not hear about it because I was not sexually awoken at the time. I was still trying to see a titty. Okay, yeah, so I wasn't.

I wasn't. This was this was advanced for me.

This would have been This would have been a bit of a au tournament you had no business competing in.

And also, if I'm gonna be honest, I was trying to impress you, guys. I was trying to feel a titty. I don't know why I did that. That was crazy.

I was not even looking at it was beyond your.

I was There was no situation that would have shown me.

No, no, well, we shouldn't dilly or dally any any further miles your conspiracy. You said, my mama told me brainbow parties are rehab.

Mm hmm.

Come on, okay, yeah, first first, and I'll leave it on your shoulders to explain to our sweet listeners or good Christians. Yes, yes, yes, I want to remind you this is a Christian podcast.

Absolutely for my absolutely do it.

There.

It is that christ drop real quick, Yeah, remind our.

Sweet Christian listeners what a rainbow party is.

Yes, yes, so children of God gather around, because I would love to bless you with the knowledge of the rainbow party. So I'll first talk about the way I heard it. I was probably in ninth or tenth grade, and somebody goes, hey, man, you hear about these rainbow parties, Like some dude, yeah, yeah. It's like my friend who's also a vergent rainbow, rubbing his hands together, and You're like being like that, man, yeah, like why are you doing the bird man, like rubbing your books like that.

Yes, you had me at all the girls?

Yeah yeah, yeah, like in one place and they don't care if I have if my braces aren't off yet. Oh shit, you.

Know, yo sweet, even the ones with low self esteem. It sounds like my kind of vibes.

Yeah, absolutely played.

Shout out to all the dudes waiting to get their braces off for that first Oh yeah, it's just like this summer is.

It's over for y'all math tutors these braces off. So yeah, that was like the theory was basically an oral sex party where all the ladies wear different shades of lipstick and whoever has the most shades collected on their penis I guess winds or whatever. And there was never really like an outcome or to be like and it's like a chromatic mess on your shaft and that was like enough for everybody be like yep, yeah, and.

We leave little alcohol wipes out the doors so you can get the makeup off. Is it exactly a very efficient party.

Yeah. Absolutely.

I admittedly had never heard this until yesterday. Oh really, I don't think that I was at all away of Rainbow parties, if I'm being completely honest, until the Scots sent over.

It's wild because I'm pretty sure like I sort of was looking by doing my own research too on it. And it's wild because I'm pretty sure the time, the point at which I heard about it predates even like the official introduction of this into like the written the written word of God.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was just like one of those. It was just like one of those things like you know, Marilyn Manson had a rib removed his own dick, you know what I mean, Or like little Kim had to get her pump, her stomach pump because she was giving so much head Like it was sort of like in that sort of school of just shit people would say but no one had proof for. But because you're ignorant and young and the virgin, you're like, absolutely.

I think you mean the general topics for this podcast, Yeah, yes, sorry, all of our regular subject matter.

Yes, yes, yes, but the stomach pump thing was always like someone they would map on a different person like at the time, because.

I heard it with local girls a cup one time in high school. They said that this girl, who in fact was I got along dick. They said that she had had to get her stomach pump. Yeah.

I think when you talk to white people, it's a very different person than Lil Kim. It's I can't remember who their person is.

Oh, I wonder who it would be if it was not.

It's like Madonna or some ship or like, yeah, Nancy Reagan or something.

Was.

Oh that's right, Justin's right, he said. I think white people think it's Rod Stewart is the white people version of sucking Dix until he had to get his stomach pump. And I don't even know if Rod Stuart was sucking dicks. I think they were just calling him very very gay.

Right, that hair, that's the Magi made guy, right.

Yeah, yeah, I know him from a.

Yeah yeah I thought so. But but that's why, that's why, that's why that ship is so fucking slander you know, right?

Yeah, like come on, no, man exactly, not noted pussy enthusiast Rock Stewart's Stuart.

You could you're upending my world, right, yeah? But yeah, no, I mean it's interesting though, too, because I think whether you are like you either probably heard it as like a local myth or I think the thing that really mainstreamed it was like once it got on TV and shit and then became like this gigantic like moral panic.

Especially.

I think maybe it might have happened because I was going to like Christian and Catholic school when I was younger, and it feels like that's kind of like the world in which those kinds of like moral sexual panic kind of conspiracy theories like really take hold.

Yeah, are we it's just to time it out? Are we sick? Because for me, in my mind, this is like a turn of the century. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got do nine two thousand, two thousand and one time period.

I graduated high school two thousand and three, okay, And I would say this is around like I don't want to put it all on nine eleven, but I feel like it was around nine to eleven when I first started hearing it, Like my sophomore or junior rish year saw the.

Terrorist one, this is MISDI. They were like, well, we'll knock down the towers and they'll get us back for that, but they'll never get us back for what we do to their girls.

I also, I mean, now that we're just openly discussed, here's my question about it. Always was like, so afterwards, you're at a party where all these girls are sucking dick, then you show everybody your dick to prove that it got sucked by all these girls. That was the reason everybody came to the party.

Well, I guess that that's a question I have immediately. Is is the expectation that I show my dick afterwards? Or is the expectation that I just go home with a cool goodie bag of rainbow.

Or like a rainbow sticker somebody puts on your sweatshirt. Yeah, I didn't know.

I had to like verify it with the boys to to I.

Think, Okay, maybe I'm a weirdo sports.

I think that's what makes it kind of fall apart, because when you really think about it too, like even the idea that it would like leave a rainbow, You're like, I'm sorry, what technique is being used during the filatio that, Like, are you just going like stamping rings around?

Yeah?

Yeah, we're talking a grateful dead T shirt more than anything a rainbow.

I'm gonna say, I think this is a little racist, say more, my dick is probably only gonna reflect maybe the reds okay, and you know what I'm saying, It's not gonna look like that. It's gonna look like mud. Yeah. Yeah, you don't know, mud mark.

Maybe we should start that one. Yeah, that one out there, like you all into a mud party.

Or like the color when you mix all the SODA's the graveyard or swamp water. Yeah, it's not gonna look like it's not gonna look like a rainbow.

No, No, it'll end up being I think at the end of the day, with all of the colors of the spectrum there, it will just it'll net out to some kind of brownish green.

I feel like, yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna make your penis look pretty.

But again that's not the important part, because I think it was just merely the face. I think for young boat like men, boys and kids in high school, it was like the idea that there were so many willing participants in like sexual activity was like like everything else be damned. You're like, oh man, I'm not gonna show anybody my dick. I don't even shower in front of y'all.

Yeah, I was just gonna say, these poor women have to come to the party, no Eve, either have to suck ten eager dicks. They also have to keep putting on their makeup.

A lot of labor involved.

A lot of Yeah what what what do they get from the Rainbow party?

Hey? You know what? And I'm not I'm not trying to think that far ahead, David, because I just want to know that there is such a thing. It don't make me examine it any further because it starts falling apart.

I would encourage us not to underestimate the camaraderie you probably build right bye by sucking that many of the same dicks with your with your dearest friends, there's probably a bond yeah, that will never be broken when you share that kind of closeness with the person.

Absolutely, almost like a sisterhood of the traveling Pants.

Almost like a d Day landing, but a different kind of Dyeah, it's the same.

I've never experienced it, but like the same as like dudes who run trains together. I think I love my cousin.

Yeah, like no, he's a good dude.

And you're like, nah, I don't know you guys are doing that anyway?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's don't admit that so open.

Its like maybe you just did a bad thing and now you're bond.

Yeah, for the reason for you you you both have something you don't want to bring up to Grandma and Thanksgiving.

I will say that that when you initiated this conversation about the Rainbow Parties, while it was my first time hearing it, you also sent over a correlating Reddit thread that featured an Oprah episode where Oprah addresses this rumor. And this is a first for our podcast, I would say, because Oprah comes up on this podcast a lot, like a lot a lot of supposed episodes of Oprah where these conspiracies are often born, and this is the first time where the episode actually exists where we have real

As the whole thing is.

Yeah, like this, the whole the segment is wild because it's not just it's like this, I don't know. Panic monger woman comes on to be like, it's let me, let me go through some phrases and tell me if you've heard of these.

No, she gives us, she gives us a lot to work with here. Yeah, so let's watch it.

Everybody has another light that your parent.

Wait what second? Not you know what second before we even get in? Are they also you guys need to know that it says toss salad, and yes that's important.

Yes, no. Watching this shit unfold in front of the audience is fucking wild because they had like two thousand and five or some shit.

It also, it is truly I used to think that these audiences were completely casted and like, who are these these women that that would want this? But then you see their reactions and they genuinely are hearing about tossing salad for the first time.

And it's like, come on, you didn't watch Chris Rock before, you didn't stand.

Up before this?

Like yeah, up on that already?

So crazy to see.

Yeah, okay, so here here we go. Anyways, onward with the educational video.

You know, having you know, sex after school, right, but everybody has another life. You know, the way your friends know you is not the way your parents.

Know you, right, correct?

Yeah, so you say, let's talk about the secret language, Michelle, Yes.

This secret language.

It is so funny for acts like she's not fucking I hate that.

Yeah, that is I don't like that at all.

Like you weren't ever a horny teenager. You gotta be an adult about that.

But more of this, like you've had Stedman as a side piece for forty years.

You we beard?

Yeah, you telling me this, motherfucker, I ain't never had to do something weird to you to come on to keep the side house going.

You don't make him. You don't make him film you and Gails sometimes.

Yeah, you just watch her things. I think it's important. Maybe we watch her face as these things are plain to see if she like feigns ignorance or like or she's like, here we go.

I didn't know any of that.

Yeah, I've got amatos.

Okay, so what is a salad?

Top?

Salad is long to your underwear?

For this one?

Oral, Okay, let's just pause right there, because she tells us to hold on to our underwear, which isn't a common phrase.

I'm not familiar with this idiom.

It certainly has it rings of other phrases that are more you know what I mean, that are correct. But she goes, hold on, you're gonna want to hold onto your underwear for this one? And I thought the audience would laugh at her saying that, but they did, they in fact held their underwear. And then she tells them what salad. Well, I won't beat it.

Because she knows they're about to burst out of them because they're so excited here and they talking about tom salad on.

That BC salad and scrambled eys.

Is lying, she does the hands. She's lying.

She said, I've never I've never heard of any of these.

Okay, top salad is get ready hold on to your underwear for this one? Oral anal sex, so oral sex to.

A rainbow party.

Okay, so maybe that one of this woman's show.

This was the worst day of her life. It looks it looks like I would.

Believe if like the reverse angle of this was like Oprah, like ripping a puppy in half with her hair, hands to her, her look of shock and disgust.

Like I came here to try to get a new car with the when do we reach on the house?

And is there a aus Sunday?

There is horrible I wanted a Pontiac sunfire is not what I came for.

Oh bro, holy is this woman.

Please?

Why is she making up such horrible things?

Why would Telly press.

Studs and now yeah, now she moves into I guess the part with the you know what we all came to hear is the rainbow party break down. Rainbow party for.

Us hostelity is my mom. A rainbow party is an oral sex party. It's a gathering where oral sex is performed and rainbow comes from all of the girls.

Hold lots of gatherings oral sexist performed. Oh you mean it's a high school reunion. It's a barbecue in the park if you're lucky, it's game night if you got too drunk.

I honestly, in high school used to think that parties were if oral sex didn't happen.

That was why you fucking went. You think I want to dance Tipsy by Jake Kwan again? Mm hmm, that's a good Yeah.

I mean you could do the chicken Head. You know.

I didn't.

I wasn't even always getting it, but I at least wanted to know. It was like part of the the experience. It was like, oh, pussy was being was being had, This was a good time, this was true.

That was always the promise you were hoping for. It's like and it'll be women. Yeah, are down.

I got my best rockaway on Yeah, exactly.

I got a new of a Lure jumpsuit, and I got a crispy New Jordan headband saying.

I have on my shirt mat just the one on my pants exactly exactly.

Oh, yes, you're right. These are academics genes so much.

I'm somewhat of a scholar.

You can tell by the different leather alphabet patches on my leg.

Also the burned to lip quality CD in my Compact disclay.

Right right, It's like, how come?

How come?

There's a voice that says promo at the beginning of the last like, don't worry about it, all right, just enjoy it. This is this this shit go hard.

Yeah, it's this exclusive.

Yeah, baby girl, I downloaded it on bear Share, so it's pretty legit exactly.

Oh you didn't know about that. Oh you're still on kaza.

You'll catch up one day. Sweet. Now what about that mouth?

Now what that rainbow do?

I'm trying to get a green.

I'm trying to catch them all if you know what I mean.

You a Pokemon fan, right, okay, all.

Right, you want to continue with this?

Yes, there we go.

Rainbow comes from all of the girls put on lipstick, and each one puts her mouth around the penis of the gentleman or gentleman who are there to receive favors, and makes a mark.

In a different This woman looks like she's looking at the two thousand and eight election results coming in. Also, oh hell no.

Oh, so once again, what why are you acting like you don't know what a blue job is? Like real brand new on Oprah? Right now?

Her hair literally looks like a man got some head and then did like this afterwards.

She was just not done.

She's not a hero, Jesus, Jesus.

Putting it together. She's like, my husband had a rainbow, lady. Second right, you I.

Thought he had a blood party place on the penis, hence the term rainbow.

So okay, and so.

What is so what is pretty boy?

Mean?

A pretty boy?

Oh?

Brah?

Someone now they go on what's a pretty boy?

Oprah's turned up? You see that touched to the neck right here? Yeah, right, that's that's tuned up.

Yeah, she had to real quick, like the blood is flowing.

I got going to a bunch of other examples, many of which are not even sexual in nature. They're just sort of like applying them to weird sexual things.

Like kids slaying.

Yeah, yeah, it's just kids slang that.

They're like booty call and then that's what Oprah's like, we all know what that is.

You.

Yeah, come into the big house, deadman.

I'll leave the door unlocked.

This on a more serious note, I feel like every generation does this, and I hate it. It's like you're demonizing sex, like you don't understand that it feels good, right, Like you're making it sound like it's such a crazy thing to lick somebody's booty when it just feels good, it feels nice, it feels you know what I'm saying. Like, I hate that because it's like you're making you're you're giving a weight to sex that kids are gonna have to grow up and figure out how to navigate. Yeah.

No, it's an awful little game that they're playing as adults, to to be manipulating kids in this way as it relates to sex. It is fascinating how many of them you can tell we're also manipulated. We're also sort of led to be that scared of the thing that this They have to have this reaction at the the sound of sex, period, much less sex from young people.

Right, And there's always has to be some like new deviation from like the quote unquote norm it's like they just they don't even give a head anymore. They put the lipstick on and they're they're making fucking you know, Mark Rothko paintings on their dicks going on. And I think that's like it's all sympod I think it's what you're going for. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm.

So thankful that we post this podcast together. I'm thankful for you and your contribution.

But like, and it's always like part of some like you know, conservative backsliding societally too, where you got to create some moral panic out of just whatever is happening to be like, and it's and that's what's all going wrong, right.

Right, yeah, yeah, which is crazy because ultimately this is a pretty safe scenario.

Yeah, nobody's getting pregnant exactly. Well, and they also say that too, like in this Oprah clip, it's like that's what see, they don't consider it sex. They consider it outer course, not inner course.

Yeah, and everybody gas, yeah, the idea that getting head is different than getting pussy and.

Right, it's like I went to a Catholic school I know people were talking about anal sex because they're like, that's not I think that's cool as long as it's not in the vagina that then you can still be a virgin. And you're like, okay, dudes, we're talking about that too.

Huh. I didn't go to Catholic schoo some curious men were talking. Dudes talk about that as well.

I mean, like I think I was. I was like, you know, I wasn't Catholic, so I like the kids that were. I was there because it was the cheapest private school in my area, and I like, yeah, I love and these ghost stories they're telling y' all every day. They're cool and all, but like I don't know if this dude really did all this shit. But that's to do you do?

You?

That's so funny, Like there were I feel like the kids who are like had that real Catholic guilt. Like those were sort of like the hacks. And you see that like with Mormons, you know what I mean, that's why they're just floating and ship and soaking or whatever, you know, the hacks that they got to get around the Bible because the people just want to they just want to feel good.

It feels good putting your dick in stuff.

Putting your dick and stuff feels good.

Dicks in stuff feels good.

Yeah, we saw American pie.

I bet it does. Uh, and I root for all of us to get what feels good. We need to take a break. I think we've been going for a while. But when we come back, we're gonna keep talking bout more Rainbow parties and more specifically, we're going to get into some of this research, which I'm excited to get into with you guys. I think it's going to be an exciting time talking about this more So, we'll be back in a moment with more miles, great and more. Mama told me we're calling upon you because we have

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I will say that eating ass in high school felt Uh, that felt crazy.

I want to say, shout out man. I don't know if he was shot to Lamar. He's this dude who went to the Air Force early. Like you remember our kids can get their parents to let him go to the Air Force early. Yeah, he went to the Air Force early. And he came back and he told us all about eating ass and we were like, this guy's crazy.

If you would have told me all.

The time, we were Niga Lamarris and he was like, I love it. He's the first dude and he was like he was like, he was like I love getting my assay and I was like.

Hell, I did not like it.

I didn't like you burn him thumb down, and I ain't assumed it was because he went to Asia with the Air Force. I was like, he's been all over the world doing nasty. He went to Pacific and he was eating bad, bad bitches, and like I would need his girl, and I would be like, you're just letting this man. I So I was one of those cruds.

Yeah, No, I I truly would have thought you were a psychopath if you would have told me you were eating nasts in high school. But I also remember, and we're all of a similar age, it wasn't really even that cool to say you ate pussy when we were kids.

Not like that. It wasn't cool to love it.

No, no, not at all.

It was really weird. If lord, that's what I do is et pussy you we would all been like.

What Yeah, until I realized like the power of that, and they're like they actually they fuck with it, yeah, like it actually is a cheat code.

Let me be clear. I'm a big advocate nowack then, because everything.

You're taught such a like a you know, toxic version of masculinity where it's like yo, you you get it done to you don't do.

Ship your mouth crazy way to have I know exactly, just fully one siding.

Yeah, I want to be like Dracula in a coffin, like that's my energy when I have sex.

She's supposed to have no fun.

It's like, bro, I don't I don't know what your plan is, but I ain't doing nothing good enough to skip steps.

You know, I got it.

Yeah.

Andre told us all the time, but we did not listen. Mm hmm remember that. Yeah, I didn't know what he was talking. I was just like this thinking was science, Like I didn't.

Even think about that's true.

What's a cultural simulation?

He was pussy, but he was also being like be a vegan and take your shoes off. And we're like, I don't know, man, you gotta.

Yeah, keep wearing those overalls.

Bro, you're like going through something. But no, like that dust settle before I start emulating.

You been hext by Erica Badu, I understand.

Yeah.

I went to the I remember I seen the Stankonia tour when when they were turning that album, the whole stage was a giant volva, and I remember I remember being confused, as how.

How would they do that? Bro?

Just like the fuck is wrong with them?

Man?

Weird man trying to say about your ship. But that's what seventeen year old brain does. Looking at that, I'm like, I don't don't know what they're trying to say. Bro, they're pussy. I don't know.

We really grew up in an era where it was not okay to just be like, I love pussy. Yeah, like the actual thing. You couldn't just be like I just love that thing.

I want to know you could love getting pussy, but you could not because.

I appreciate Yeah, yeah, no, none of that, none of that. What are you an artist?

Bro?

Get the GEORGI Yeah, damn.

We were lame. Man, this is so loud.

I know the kids so many, so much more open and worldly.

Then it's what it's.

Truly what makes me hate, like my father's generation of men that they can't look back and go, bro, we were sad what we were what we if you can't look at that and go, man, fuck, that was lame. I'm okay now I'm good, then you're a fucking loser. Yeah, yeah, so lame my dad. I don't say my father's generation to suggests my dad is that, but more just that there's a the baby Boomer era of.

Men just suck, right right right, Yeah, they fucking suck.

None of them will just be like, man, we were losers.

I get it. Now, would they ever say something like on a podcast we're like, you know, like I think we were contributing to rape culture. Yeah, and that's terrible, And I have a lot of regrets about something like that. I mean, like, you know, I think that's just I think that's just like an intellectual bridge a lot of people don't cross a lot of time.

You don't want to have that, even if you want to take some of the weighted language off of it, because I get it, like you you start to use like the sort of like liberal young person verbiage and yah to feel less yourself. I understand that instinct. But just we hated women, we were mean to fucking women is a simple enough breakdown, Like damn I think I hated women. Oh well, I'm better now. Is such an easy revelation to be had.

We just did it.

We did and said damn, I fucking hate myself.

Because that was corny.

Yeah I was.

And I reduced like the whole idea like a woman to like this flattened sort of like concept of like a game where it's like, can I unlock sex and like no type of.

No type of dynamics in their personalities.

No, no, no.

You know what I realized as I got older, I never thought I would think of a man's perspective. I never I never sat and thought like, so, what are women supposed to do?

Right?

What's her life supposed to be? She's just supposed to.

Be okay with me?

Be it, you know what I mean. But it's like, it's very it's not like a difficult it's not like a difficult thing to look.

At, you know, No, it's it's so easy to look at. And these motherfuckers who can't are losers and ladies. If you're with somebody who has yet admitted that he used to be real fucking lame about the way he treated you, then he might be a bad guy, baby girl. I don't know.

Maybe, hey, maybe he was progressive. There were there were guys shout a tal On Mars out there. Yeah, guys, early you had to go to Korea or wherever he went.

Game bag different.

Yeah.

Well, I did a little bit of research on the on the subject of rainbow parties. And while the Oprah clip is sort of when it becomes most popular Miles, I think you know this too. According to Wikipedia, there's a Christian pediatrician who first wrote about the subject in two thousand and two her book Epidemic, How Tech Team

I'll never believe the kind of shit she's talking about now. If this is where she started sucking eight years ago, fifteen years ago, you can't. I'll give you one. Guess what website she's regularly publishing, The fucking Daily Wire, Bro, She's on that ship. Ben Shapiro is like health expert now.

Famous pussy enthusiast. Ben Shapiro's no, no, no.

Something's wrong, definitely wrong, something wrong.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

You know, if no, no, if there's that, if there's that kind of moisture, you should you should absolutely consult a medical professional, because that something is something is definitely wrong, some kind of disordered.

There's a quote from the book which this woman claims was related to her by a fourteen year old girl in Michigan. She says Alison had heard some kids were going to have a rainbow party, but had no idea what that meant. Still, she thought it might be fun and arranged to attend with a friend. After she arrived, several girls, all in the eighth grade, were given different shades of lipstick and told to perform oral sex on

It always starts off that way. I heard some kids heard about it, And this is like the thing when you when you start.

Like, are you talking to little girls about get suck dicks? Real job? How about that?

That's a really big sort of flag inside of a lot of what I discovered here is that it's a lot of adults talking to children, quote unquote children about their sexual activity and then relaying it to each other. Right, it's fucking weird.

Yeah.

Well, and also like from from people who are so like on the abstinence side of the spectrum too, like a Christian pediatrician, like they can't even fathom a conversation where she's like and tell me about like the wildest sex shit.

You've ever done, you know, to coax this out of this girl.

Yeah, like it feels this is why. Like again, like my theory with how this started, it sounds like a lie. A boy told you know what I mean, and then from there very way oh yeah, yeah, yeah exactly because it has everything. It has everything in the grand scheme of.

Like if I'm just gonna make up some bullshit for for my friend, friends and community to enjoy, it's a very funny, very cool lie.

Kudos to that young man, Exactly.

I'm a lie on my dick. Man. Let it be wearing a technic colored dream code.

Yes, because so many women suck that. Yeah that it changed all into all the colors. The Captain planeted into fucking the perfect penis.

My shit gets sucked so much they have to make a game out of it.

Yeah, and they have to verify who did it according to this color chart.

We have invitations and rsbps to my ship.

And it sucks so much it looks like a twister board. Bitch, and start crawling on it and putting their hands and feet in different places less with green.

Bitch.

Yeah so that happened. Yeah, yeah, and that definitely happens. So that's what I'm trying to tell y'all. Man, Like, y'all gotta hear about these rainbow parties and like it also too, because that was the funny thing. I remember asking, like, you know, when you're in high school, like you're with all your friends like a nutrition period or whatever, and someone's bringing it up, and I remember all the girls

Yeah, that was the part that even in the story that the girl is telling feels so false, where she had never heard of the Rainbow parties, was not invited to the Rainbow parties, but somehow is able to just show up as a plus one with a different friend, and it's like, nah, dog, if you were at a rain I bet there were a lot of very consenting

Yeah, yeah, exactly exactly. I mean it's funny too, like you talk about like people talk like the even the idea of bringing up this like myth with your kids. There's this other clip that I found. It's from some show called mom Logic, and for whatever reason, I clocked Shannie O'Neil shatx wife is one of the three moms talking. But again it's like a short clip where it's it's doing the same thing, where it's like have you heard of this fake thing? And then they're all like, oh no,

It's not.

It's not happy little elves and fairies. It's starting in junior high and they're very popular now. They're oral sex parties in which each girl is given a different color lipstick and the boys go around and receive oral sex from all the girls with a different lipsticks. So then they end up with rings of lipstick arang penis, and the guy with the most rainbow colors on his penis wins whatever he wins.

I don't know.

I guess he wins a lot of oral sex that night.

That's shocking.

But that's can I say, and allow me to put my conspiracy theory hat on. Please, I'm steepling for the people at home. Please. These two white ladies are into it, right, Oh, there's an undercurrent of excitement that these two women, right, Shanny O'Neill is is not into it. Oh my god, that's disgusting.

Now let me find out.

Is that not the tone? Maybe I'm just reading a tone.

It's cheeky.

It's definitely there's a cheek feltic much more from from uh the Devil, the devil in this bluish green than I did from the other lady. Very different than the Oprah clipped. I felt like those women were reacting very genuinely and honestly to having heard about this for the first time. This feels very much like they talked about

Yeah, I think maybe it's her charisma as like, whoever this like doctor Shannon Fox woman is who's doing the talking, like she's trying to be all like, have y'all heard because I know what you mean, David. It feels like the momentum of what she's saying is eventually gonna end with He's like, and that's what we're doing tonight.

Girl.

I will say that she she had that felt like the authentic disgust of like the.

Fuck, are y'all what ye?

She thinks there's nasty two? But yeah, look we'll hear from Shawne. I think I think she says something right after very.

Common and especially now a lot of people are involved in like abstinence only movements, which I'm a fan of abstinence in high school, I have to say, but they're not taught that oral sex is at least as intimate as intercourse.

I agree, girls wouldn't admit that they were even that was like, you know, you did have a good old days, you were like super freak if you did that.

You know what I mean?

It was an she loves it, Come on, she loves it. Also, what is the issue here? Intimacy? That's when she's stated, Well, the problem the thing that they're not trying they're trying to keep gives away from intimacy.

Yeah, I think certainly they are. They are using they're using weird language, you know what I mean, where there were really making this about like a broad sweeping sexual problem and less about like if we're concerned about rainbow parties, just make it about rainbow parties. I don't want my daughter sucking ten dicks in a night, and certainly not ten dicks that ten other ladies sucked. Whatever, But don't make it about like sex in general. That seems.

Yeah.

I think that's why this specific theory is it's really just built for like moral panic. It's really not about to like drill down on what the thing is. It's just to be like, oh, here's the talking point of the day to be like and that's look at all these kids. They're nasty. This is this is the problem with what's happening. And it's not necessarily about like do we need to be educating kids more about sex or

Yeah, it's like, what is the nostalgia you're reaching for that we sit around? We want our kids to sit them around the table, repressed talking to each other about a future that never wod you know what I mean, Like, yeah, what are you talking about?

Yeah, And there's just definitely more of an emphasis on like the girls involved than like the guys involved too, because then like all of these things usually are like go hand in hand like with trying to just be like and this is why people need less control over their bodies because if you let them, they're doing shit like this.

Besides the Oprah clip, there's like a history of other times that rainbow parties have come up in various forms of media. There's a two thousand and five book written by a dude named Paul Rootitis called Rainbow Party that's about that subject. Somehow he wrote an entire book about it, this adult man. There's a twenty ten episode of The Doctors about rainbow parties. There's a twenty fifteen Law and Order episode about a measles outbreak brought on by rainbow party.

I mean, can I say shut up to law and Order? That's the only negative consequence I've heard in all these things. It's like measles, Okay, you don't want to get measles? That that's like, that makes sense to me. Yeah, everything else is I don't nobody's even They're not even talking about like STDs are these kids? It's literally just sucking dis Yeah.

Now, the fear is the sexuality itself, not the consequences of it in this case.

And then right right, yes, very telling, yeah it and I mean, like again, it falls apart when you just start asking questions about like is everybody showing each other? Like how do these come together?

Dudes?

Right? Yeah?

Why are you only talking to women who participate? You You don't think there's dudes chopping the bit to tell somebody?

Right, and yeah, and no one can like, no one's even no one's even wild enough to lie about it. Like you're like, yeah, I went to a rainbow party, Like no, you fucking didn't. They're like, no, you're right, but I know somebody at a public school that did, like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, keep going, keep going.

So Miles, you've used this term already. But but experts, despite all of the appearances of this in in public conversations and media and shit, the experts say that this is completely fabricated, that there are no rainbow parties, and certainly if there were, it was like one that probably

The hatred of your own horny, the hatred of your horn hate the game.

Now you use the term moral panic, which they basically say is a threat of a person or person's leading to the corruption of societal values and institutions. So so, this moral panic was coined by this guy named Stanley Cohen, who says moral panic is a condition, episode, person, or group of persons who emerges to become defined as a

Right yeah, I mean they're like every I mean we're always looking there's always some kind of moral panic happening, you know, around especially right now, whether it's like they're like kids are going to fucking the bathroom in a sandbox, like like yeah, it's like.

No, they're fucking not, They're done that have you bet.

Yea man, Like no, nobody's going or like you know, just even like with like human trafficking, like how you know we've got like these weird ass movies that like are these depictions of like a kind of human trafficking like that does not exist, but is meant there to sort of keep this sort of you know, fear in our society to be able to then introduce like other

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And we are back to wrap up our discussion on rainbow parties. Rainbow parties do they work? Will they work?

Do they work?

Should we throw?

But I think they work?

I don't. Here's one thing that there would be adult rainbow parties. If they were right, that's true, there would be Rainbow party pornos. There would be Rainbow Party porn parodies like this would all be you know what I mean this it would have gotten into practice if it was a viable thing.

I also think no for nothing. That's the issue with the imagineers over in porn is like y'all got to start getting into conspiracy theory porn more than just doing stuff that already exists.

Sounds like somebody's horny.

Like, stop just remaking the things that exist and start really started imagining a future sex for us, right, Like, I don't I don't need more stepson shit. I need you to imagine what other family members no one has ever thought to fuck? You know what I mean?

Like, really this is a crazy take.

Give us an example.

Yeah, I was with you until that last bok sometime.

I'm saying that specifically, I'm merely talking through the emotionality I'm seeking. I want them to truly prove themselves as artists.

Well, there used to be there used to be those porn videos that Bang Bros made that were like it would be like a stripper and everybody's giving them head like at a bachelorette party. Yes, you know what I mean, But that wasn't they that wasn't like a rainbow party. They're just like it was just kind of group oral sex video.

Yeah. Also if you look into it, not a career option.

Yeah yeah yeah. Also yeah, usually kind of like those are like those video there were such a genre video that were like just fake stuff. Like there would be those ones like like like college parties where people were just having sex in the middle of the college party. I remember I grew up in I grew up in the San Fernando Valley, so that's where all that shit is shot. And I remember I had a friend who I was in marching band with this like nerdy dude.

Like how was it set up?

It was basically like, uh, it was at this house in Northridge, and it like from the outside, it looked like just a wild Halloween party, Like all these people were going in and out in costumes, and then like off the like main living room, there was like another sort of smaller family room like den kind of thing, and that's where they were having sex like on video, and so like the real wild ass people who wanted to be up in it were like in that, like they packed that room out and then so like so

My point about the Rainbow parties is there's no fucking way that the motherfuckers that make it into that room go well. I didn't know what I was getting myself into, right, bitch, Yes you did, because everybody who was reasonable went outside the smoke and was rolling their eyes when they walked in. They were like, no, this is this is the devil's work. I'm not right right, I'm not gonna participate in this.

I'm like, am I built for that? Even as like a kid, I would have been so humiliate. I'm like, I can't get naked in front of the other people.

Man, Oh, I would not have fucked.

I would be like I gotta like even if there was I feel like even though if like even if like seventeen year old me, sixteen year old me whatever was at the press of like the fucking threshold to enter a rainbow party. I'm like, nah, you know, I my my calf hurts. Man, I want to hear it.

If I only had a rainbow party about three days ago, it's not good to double up.

Actually did rainbows earlier, so I'm good man, yeah yeah, yeah. And also took like I also took like three ecstasies before I got here, so you know, I'm kind of messed up.

I actually gave up rainbow parties for lyn, So I'm I'm trying to cleanse myself, but I'll be back on

They were right about that one.

It is scary, it's scary, but they were like, every kid has a switchblade and they're all stabbing each other.

And just right, dungeons and dragons. They were even dragons was apparently won.

I thought the nerds were gonna.

Know what it was like.

Satanic ship yeah and yeah, you get those every now and then too, the satanic panic.

The AIDS epidemic is another one in video games, and of course my personal favorite, the War on drugs.

All the samples. Do you guys feel like I know this is a total change at the end. I just have always been curious about this. Do you feel like our age we got AIDS the worst, Like we were the one, Like we got AIDS from the time we were little kids, right like other people kind of found it as an adult, so they were already kind of into their ways. We were like taught to be scared of sex or not scared whatever from very h Yeah, like the runway to AIDS for us was really long.

Yeah, I will say I think we got the worst sex education of all legit generations. Like we we got all the fear after the worst version of what could happen to you was fully activated and adults had like gotten all their rocks off, so they weren't like sex positive anymore. They were like, nah, I'm washed and you will be too.

I feel like we were the generation who were the only ones who gave condoms a real shot. Yes. Everybody else was like, I'm not five eight years old, O.

Yeah, damn, I'm not in the military.

Yeah we were sixteen, right and we're like no, but everything that can happen I remember just ship.

Yeah, because that whole thing right, Like I grew what. I was born in eighty four. So I remember going to the AIDS walking like nineteen ninety, like as a six year old, and they were handing out condoms and shit, and.

I was like, what the fuck's going on?

My dad was like yeah, man, like because this is how you can safe sex. It's about safe sex and even like LC you know what I mean like that, Yeah, like everybody like condoms were just sort of like part of the aesthetic and like everyone knew that, like the the risk involved was potentially death. And then I remember fucking Philadelphia coming out and.

I had had a condom as an iPad. Yeah, that was our culture.

And you know what, nobody said, Tipo's left eye or chili. Nobody was like, hey, these kind of suck. Nobody ever was like, hey, does not feel as good? I just wish somebody would have said it. Nobody said it right, right, and likebody said it.

To us because it was And I think that's what sort of made it even more effective because it was dealing with something that was very real and very serious. But I think when you have a child sort of idea with like not knowing anything about sex and your your sort of immediate association is like I could potentially die. Yeah, yeah, that definitely throws shit off a bit.

No, it fully throws I've talked about this before on the podcast. I grew up a kid who was watching twenty twenty every night, like with my mom, but that was just our shit was like always watching twenty twenty.

Oh you eating soup like that, bro? I try it all.

I'm a wild guy over.

Here having a rainbow.

I got about six soup set up. It's a rainbow and my belly.

Whenever call me to live because I'm getting hit with the soup blast. Baby.

I think I think we did it. I think uh, I think we we covered what we needed to cover here. It sounds like we're all in agreement that rainbow parties probably were not real. Uh and if they were, invite me next time. Don't don't be like that, uh hold out now, that ain't cool to not invite everybody to the rainbow party. Miles, do you want to tell the people where they can and and what cool shit you have going on?

Yeah?

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