tHe DeBaTe wAs pErFeCt! Giuliani Has Finally Lost 07.03.24

For all that time, Joe Biden might be on cocaine. I fucking wish.

How many people have we said that about I wish he was on cocaine.

No, honestly, not many. I don't think you've ever. It's hard to be like, honestly, I wish that guy was on cocaine, you know, like you never, but Joe Biden.

It's for the greater good, I mean, yeah at this point.

At this point, yeah, like he should be on like horse whatever they give race horses that shot in the ass.

He's deep in a k hole. Yeah, bro, they need to give him whatever Trump got for COVID, but just like on a regular basis.

Yeah, yeah, that's what he should be on that or like I wrote and the thing earlier, like the serum V from The Boys.

Yeah, he's already he's already murdering people, so there's no risk of that change, I know exactly.

Yeah, discriminately fiction him and give him some adrenaline right to the heart, you know, I think that would help a little bit.

Oh yeah, Luma Thurman style, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is a good This is a good question. What thing from TV or film do you wish Joe Biden could be on to turn at least his physical appearance around, because I'm not sure they're going to do anything with the platform, which is really the part that they could do something to and help things and be like, I could look past that he's a dead body. M hmm.

I think if that zombie forgave student loan debt. You know, Oh, what was a character from that Halloween movie with Beth Middler and Focus Focus, Remember the zombie guy? Yeah, that could be Joe Biden could be that guy. I'll be like, this zombie he's like one of us, you know what I mean?

Dude, that Billy Butcherson, He's gonna ideas.

What a strong name. He's pretty marketable. Actually, I think we should. I think you got something there.

Billy Butcherson, builder from The Boys Compound v Joe Biden V for Victory.

Yeah, it turns out the Boys' is just hocus.

Like yo, it's actually the same universe. I don't know. Yeah, Hello the Internet and welcome to Season three forty five, Episode three of The Daily Zeitgeischer production of iHeartRadio. This is a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It is Wednesday, July third. Wow, it's already. Damn, it's already July. Still can I grapple them with that? Anyways? July third, which means it's International Plastic Bag Free Day, So use those canvas toats that you got at some

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Sammy?

Oh my, you just derailed the intro with that beautiful dog.

I have two dogs?

Is that new?

No? I've had him since December twenty twenty two.

Oh, I just never see him on camera. I guess sorry.

I him in the basement of my.

Sorry jarring dog appearance. Completely throw off the intro. Anyway. My name is Miles Gray AKA. They book came out. It was a Thursday night crick creeper. Joe Trump's looking blackwifeye they started debating, and then Trump shit his pants. I'm thinking of selling by DV neither neither of these cannon. It's the shit for me. Nobody likes you when you're eighty three and you grew up attending minstrel shows to summer battery. I'm sorry this AK is so funny, these

But my big problem with it is he said only Trump shit has pans.

Well visibly. Yeah, I guess. Look there was you could read a lot into what was happening on either person's face. But anyway, thank you JD. Salad Bar on the Discord for that wonderful AKA. I am thrilled to be joined in my guest co host see by a wonderful like fucking multi hyphen it. You know, we only fuck with multi hyphen it's when we have guest hosts. That means what writing, that means stand up comedy, that means improv

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Love Paulay, thank you so much for coming on. I know you are. I just you just did share with us that you were fighting a bit of a cult, so I really appreciate it. You know, we got to do what we got to do to keep these keep the people informed, because I know we are the number one news source for about for my thirteen percent of my friend group. But anyway, good to see you, Good to have you. Also, great to see your dog, who was very Yeah.

I have two dogs. The other one's laying down, but all right, you get two dogs.

Well, Paulay, it's time to welcome our guest today. This is a fantastic stand up comedian, someone with a storied past who really intersects with mine in a way that like my my awareness of his story for actually from years past when I read an article about it to now becoming a fantastic podcast on a big money players network and it's number one. Dad, that's what the name of the podcast is. Let's Welcome to the show. Number one son and former Sports Illustrated for Kids correspondent Gary Veer.

I love the energy.

Thank you, thank you.

You guys are also you guys have so much more energy than I have.

And it's it's funny like once the once off, I like, fall down in a clock.

Yeah, we have the same cocktail. They're trying to shove in to buy it right.

Now, Yeah, but we had to split it.

So what's it called when you know when somebody's having like when they have a drug overdose, the thing that they give Yeah, yeah that did you whatever? Yeah yeah, just forget him like get them back.

Yeah yeah yeah, or I mean like adrenaline we were talking about like drat of fiction when he had to hit Uma Thurman with that right right from a heroin overdose.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Yeah, yeah, we need that. Gary Man. It's really good to have you on the show, like I said, Man, Like, so I remember reading the article. I don't know, I feel like I read it around maybe four years ago or something.

Yeah, is that twenty twenty?

It was twenty twenty, right, Yeah, I felt like it was one of these things I read in the Pandemic, and.

That's what got the podcast going. It was the last Dance came out. I just had a son, and I decided, yeah, I decided to share this story about a thing that happened with my dad and I because my dad, my dad is a con man, was a con man, and we stopped talking twenty four years ago. So I when the Last Dance came out, I was like, all right, let me post this story about how he and I we used to sneak into Madison Square Garden. He used to say that we worked for sports illciated for kids.

Right after he came back from retirement, like one of like the more iconic moments of his career.

Yeah, fifth game back at the garden. It was this famous double nickel game. I was at it, and then that's the game that I met him at. So yeah, it was crazy. And you know it wasn't just that game. We went to over fifty games over the course of four years, completely for free, without tickets, right, And I would sit at points. I would sit you know, front row, I'd sit close to you know, on the court whatever, a couple of rows back. My dad would be off

Right. I also love like to like, you know, like you obviously parted ways with your father, but you coming a dad sort of brought up a lot of ideas, memories and sort of kind of wanting to really figure this all out too. So the show has a lot of heart. And I think for most people who you know are like, you know, millennials, like so much of

Yeah, so later on they eventually had kids. In the beginning they didn't. So actually when my dad and I were running the con, they didn't even have kids yet. Working at Sports for Kids. Yeah, yeah, this.

Is actually a great idea.

Yeah yeah, so yeah we should, we should, we should. They're actually con then, but anyway, I mean they're they're practically out of business.

Now you could con your way into any sports arena with your kid. Now, where would you Where would you go?

Oh? Well, I mean, I mean the garden is the is I you know, ideal the way? I mean, is there anything better? I mean maybe it's.

Like maybe maybe not basketball, maybe another sport, like what would.

You Gimbledon is like the highest one I get, you know, I'm what I probably would do.

And and this is what I would do would be like that like celebrity Tahoe event, just so you could clean up and just meet all the celebrities. So I would say I would say that, So like that golfing event that they have over the summer, I would say that would be the move, just so you could get

Yeah, you already you got the high of like you're not you weren't a spectator like you you sniffed uncut cocaine by meeting Michael Jordan, and now you're just going to be chasing that dragon. You're like, dude, I don't even Yeah, I want to be next to.

These people that wants you like prep for interviews and stuff like as an adult you had interview you had media training as a child.

From oddly enough, and also it just helps you, Yeah, it helps you talking to people because once you meet Michael Jordan. That as nervous as you could get, especially I was. I was only eleven. I was I just turned eleven. So at eleven years old you meet Michael Jordan. I was nervous meeting him. But it kind of settles you into meeting other people regardless of you know of their status, because hey, go on a job interview. Yeah

Lied to Michael Jordan to his face. You think I'm telling you I know how to use Excel in this fucking interview, right right.

Right, They're like, what's your greatest weakness? You're like your greatest weakness as you're not Michael Jordan, right.

Right, yeah, yeah, probably say you know my perimeter jump shop? But anyway do you have would you sneak into somewhere?

Are you?

Are there any sporting events?

It's not a it's so much lamer. It is so lame. But like I went to Caltech for undergrad and it's there's this like technically off campus, like fancy hotel, but it's right next to all the dorms and it's like where there's like an Einstein room. Stephen Hawking would stay there, like it was like all the fancy scientists would stay there.

And so.

I don't know, actually, yeah.

Like we just named it after him. It's not eighty eight compliant.

I mean that happens every weekend. They would always host these like weddings and stuff. I remember one time there was the Indian yes, and they like one time there was like on a Saturday, we walked outside there was an elephant from an Indian wedding that had wandered in between the dorms. We were like the fuck, Like all the kids ran out. We were just like there's an elephant on campus. And it's not a prank. But one time my friends and I were bored and we dressed

Or something, and we were like, we gotta get out of here.

This is too heavy, like they're all getting emotional, like we got to go. But that was the only thing that I like crashed.

You know.

Yeah, it's like.

No, what God, But you get the feeling of what it's like and you go to a place and you don't when you're not supposed to be there, so you have like a little bit of nervousness like what happens?

What are they gonna do?

Is this trespassing?

Think in that article you wrote that you had a fear of being like like am I going to get a rest? Yeah?

Child sized cuffs?

Yeah yeah, so thankfully, So like this is back before James Dolan took over for the Knicks, But if I probably wouldn't be allowed back in the garden now if there was like during his years, because he's really he's pretty tight on everything over there. So yeah, yeah, I'm happy enough that that was pre Dolan years, when when my dad and I were pulling that scam.

Oh crazy.

He's a great musician. JD has a straight shot love that band. All right, well, Gary, we're gonna get to know even better. First, let's just preview a little bit of what we're going to talk about today. Obviously, the big thing that most people are still talking about is like, what's what, what's Biden gonna? What's Biden doing? What's he up to? And apparently his administration has been talking to the press just like lett him know, like, we got

Oh boy, jeez, cops just break down my door. But let's see something that reveals about who I am. I don't know how about I I mean, I'll just pull it up. Let's see what we got here.

Yeah, what do you got how to get into Madison Square Garden?

Now?

Yeah? Yeah.

I mean everything that just comes up, I mean it literally is all at all sports. Say right now, it's Klay Thompson. It's going to the Mavericks.

Ye.

So that's like I was just I read about NBA contracts. I don't know why I never have that kind of money, but I'm always jealous. I'm like, oh, they gave this guy, you know, three years, but he didn't take Yeah exactly. It is my zillow. Yeah, some people already Yeah, I'm already passed not being able to buy a home. So I'm just like, oh, let me just let me just

That's my toxic trait is. I like, I still have the fantasy. I was like, you know, if I started young enough, I could be at the Olympics.

Right now, right, Oh yeah, dedicated?

Wait for what.

I just didn't want to do it, you know.

What I mean, ought anything.

I wasn't terrible at sports I danced, but I wasn't great at it.

That's why I'm.

It's just like it's only because I didn't really try.

Right, right, I would smoke to carry Richardson out there in the hundred could be any.

Olympics for being honest. You're very honest with what your capabilities are. Just a new category. That's what the Olympics needed.

Yeah wait, so herey, who's your who's your team? The Knicks?

I like the Knicks, I mean overall sports, like next Rangers and then I'll go Giants and the Yankees. But I mean more so I follow the Knicks and the Rangers and two teams, and I like, I like hockey. I grew up just playing hockey. That was the sport. And then me too, Oh yeah you played Where are you from?

I'm from l A. This is so wild black and Japanese and was playing travel hockey from like age four to seventeen.

Oh well yeah, okay, so I was playing. Yeah were you.

Playing for white people?

And that's so funny. That's a weird way to talk about like internalized white supremacy to white people.

That's because you played hockey.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. It was like the Mighty Ducks.

Man.

We had like Mexican kids, boring kids, Armenians, Russians, kids whose parents are from Sweden, Canadians. So it was really like this weird sort of like you know mix.

Would you guys travel outside of California?

We go to New England all the time.

Oh really okay yeah yeah yeah.

So like I said, no, we were like we look, we weren't fucking shitty, you know what I'm saying, Gary, Wow, I know if you I was fucking scoring risshots from the blue line baby with my Brian Leech signature late Okay, yeah, yeah, I met Brian Lynch. I bet I bet you would say you met me already.

Yeah yeah yeah, so uh yeah, it's a whole thing. It's actually interesting, you say. So when I was playing, and I'm probably a little bit older than you is, California was oh okay, and I am forty, so there we go. When I yeah, so it's right. Right when I was playing and I was playing travel the h it started getting bigger in California hockey. I mean Gretzky obviously he was there back in like the late eighties, and that expanded it. But when these teams started getting

Yeah, exactly, it's a wild time, man. I'm telling you my like I every time I got a new stick, I get the Brian Leech heel curve.

Yeah.

Yeah, I love the heal curve.

Do you played with We had like wood and aluminum sticks. Now the sticks are insane. These hockey sticks now are yeah. I mean they have you you don't follow it anymore? No, no, no, no, oh, it's pretty wild. Like they they have the like this flex and a stick where when they show a shot, it's just like it. I mean, I'm boring everybody, but it is. It's pretty. It gave. It changed so much then from when uh, when we were kids.

But when like the first Easton aluminum shafts came out and everyone's.

Like, yeah, but it's such a it's a ridiculous thing for for kids. Yeah, it's ridiculous for kids to be playing because it's I mean, it's a great sport, but it's so expensive, so it puts such a financial burden on family and so like my kid, I just actually went ice skating with my my son yesterday. And he's only four, but it's like he's learning and stuff, and he's like he doesn't it's not like he asked to play hockey. But I'm like, oh, let me take him skating.

We're not waiting up for those five am practices.

No, And that's what I did. I already already. I already did it. You know, I already did that stuff. And then you're like, I dodn't want I don't want to do that again.

Right. So the tough part of like little kids playing hockey is you know, like when they get in those fights, they lose all their baby teeth.

You know what I mean? Right, yeah, exactly like you hockey, Like if you dropped your gloves, you would you were fucking gone, like really.

Yeah, oh yeah, presented for like a few games or like.

It could be like a half season, tried to emulate what you saw pros do, like you've.

Just you just dropping just the act, just the act of it.

Yeah, the guy and the little Yeah, it's like no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, he's wearing my gloves I'm an adult.

Yeah, got his kid gloves they're falling off.

He's not dropping slip.

Yeah.

And also it's such a crazy thing. It's like, but you're still wearing a full helmet and face shield. You're you're an idiot. Don't drop your gloves.

I'm going to punch through that Jafa cage. Yeah all right, Gary, what's something that you think is underrated?

Five Guys?

Wow?

Yeah? Like I think I think five Guys is the best fast food out there. It's not up there, nobody considered it. But they'll say shake shack or you're in and out or you know, you'll go.

Like five guys.

But I think so California Okay, cool? So I would say I would say that it doesn't get as enough notoriety as as it should. And but I think it could be on the rise to order to order.

Yeah, boardwalk fries. Like I said, I don't know, I didn't grow up near a boardwalk, but everyone that's what they call him.

Wait, what are they? What are boardwalk fries distinguished with?

I don't know, I just know that's what.

I was going along it. You had me, But I think like they're like hand cut fries, fresh potatoes. It's good and uh, I don't know, have you had five Guys.

I'm now vegan, but when I was vegetarian, I would I tried the grilled cheese from five Guys and the one from In and Out, and I think the five Guys one was better.

Okay, okay, we'll take it. Now I'm not gonna and now I will. I'll go along with that. But I mean, they are a burger place, but you don't eat me, so that's fine, but it's still it's still a valid review for vegans and vegetarians.

Twice, I will say my favorite fast food is Taco Bell because that is technically Indian food, Like that very important. It is so important Indian culture. When they got rid of the Mexican pizza, that was a hate crime against Indian people. I have been two movie premieres in l A where the bar after had had Taco Bell, like catered to it.

Yeah, Indian people love Taco Bell.

We love it.

Man, we love My sister not Indian, but like is obsessed with Taco Bell. Is her number one.

It's wild too because like people haven't had with Taco Bell, like when you find out, it's almost like you're like, oh, your parents are we emigrated from the same country, like a person who's like mentally ill with taco bell obsession.

Yes, but it's like you know, when you get your when you start, when you start driving, the first thing you do is, oh, now I could get things that I want. And so I'm like, oh, I'm gonna get fast food. So you go. I go through the different phases. So I had a Taco Bell phase for sure. And you when you have Tago Bell and I haven't had a while, but you as soon as you have it, once you start craving it. I did that with White Castle Taco, you know, Taco Bell.

And then get the crave case with some yeah, oh yes yourself exactly. Yeah.

So it was all that, but five guys would be my my underrated all right, all right, get pick and that's.

Yeah, you're problematic.

Save yeah, problem yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, guys Obama's favorite burger. But Gary, what do you think something that's overrated?

You know, only because I see it all the time. Well, actually, I'm gonna say.

I want Okay, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, right, I'll go, I'll say it's tough because I am also I write and I want to make a show.

But I say that the show The Bear, to me is overrated. I know, and that's a tough one for me personally. Of like, I know, I get that people liking it, but to me, it's just slow and I don't I'm not I'm not personally a fan. It's also not a comedy, but it gets full you know, they win awards for comedy, so it's a comedian. I'm like, kind of like, what you know, don't don't put this as a comedy. But yeah, I think you know, it has it has good moments. I watched the first season

And I think you colored your opinion when you were like, I love five guys. I don't get what they're doing in The Bear.

Right right right?

I forget it was I just it showed up on my timeline. But someone had a joke where they're like, if, like in real life, if a place I knew that could get you, like a cheap sandwich, some popsy or whatever shut down so some white guy could move back and make it like high end dining in a working class neighborhood. I would fucking burn the place down. Yeah, the th reast of that tweet. But yeah, I mean it's a it's a popular show. I mean, I definitely

That sometimes you gotta just not talk to people about shows.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I think we fall.

Into that trap where we're like I have to make commentary on everything, and then it doesn't become about the show anymore.

Totally.

Yeah, it's funny because I watch I barely talk about the shows I actually watch because it's always bullshit reality or likes or something like that. But yeah, but that's where I need people to drag me kicking and screaming to watch.

I'll give you the one that I was was initially going to say, and it's and this is our left field, but it's, uh, it's just because it's just annoys me. I bumper stickers just annoy me so much. So I just think that that's over eight. You see it on a lot of cars, and just like, just like a tattoo, you really got to think about what you're what you want your bumper sticker to say. And it's like, all right, get a tattoo. But that's like, that's just like it's

But I kind of love bumper stickers just because I'm like, I want to be that person. I feel like I would enjoy more TV shows you had a bunch of bumpers, you know what I mean. I'm like not overthinking it too much.

I think the good part about bumper stickers is that they help people just outwardly broadcast their own red flags with certain things. You're like, oh, okay, I think I have an idea of what you do on a like.

Even if they're positive, even if they were, like, you know, in in support of like a lot of like progressive ideals. I'm like, but what made you put a bumper sticker on?

Exactly?

There's something about you that's insecure about your positioning.

Any car flare is a red flag.

He has some flames on the side of it.

You know, somebody with flames on their Yeah, yes, I don't know.

It makes it go faster.

Because race car, because hot rot. All right, fantastic. Well, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back to talk about some really some really cool news. And we're back and again. Aside from the Supreme Court doing this nation to an eventual dictatorship, the story that's consumed like a lot of the news cycle is Biden's future. That debate was difficult to watch for those that had not quite let their brain accept the reality that was visible to most people that Biden is in fact old.

Right, I'm not a scientist, Yeah I am.

Yeah.

The thing with Biden, it's like it wasn't like he went into this where they thought he was gonna just improve like all of a sudden there. Yeah, you're just it's time is his worst.

Anime, but like on a daily basis, because he's sundowning, like they have, they've commented about him sundowning.

It's that it's bad. Yeah, it's again, and it's sad, it's bad, and it's yeah, nobody should watch this.

And it's not like the Democrats would allow someone to stay in office longer than they need to because they're so caught up in there.

Oh wait, has something to say about that.

Entered the chat.

Yeah, you know it's like Trump is old too, He's I mean, yeah, he's but you can't even see him declining slightly.

He's even like yeah, yeah.

Trump's like neurosyphilis has been with him from his money, you know what I mean, Like he is we're used to that. Biden, like his team was the one who suggested this debate. They they were like everything around him is enabling. Yeah, they should have done it like earlier in the day, you know what I mean, when he wakes up.

Yeah, maybe they're trying to, you know, purposely sabotage him in a way. I mean, I mean, if you're on his team, wouldn't you say the best thing to do would be to not put him in front of the camera. Yeah, how do you? How could you avoid that as much as possible? But I mean at the same time, he's you know, right now, he's I mean, he's gonna lose.

It's like kind of what sports coaches do, like, oh, you think you should be a starter, Okay, you're starting, and then when they lose the game, like, so what do you think now? Yeah, that's what I thought. So I don't know if hopefully, as they say, this is the most important election of our time.

Maybe maybe that's it to force his hand. You know.

I don't think that's the case, because like, like he just came back from that camp David meeting with the rest of his family and they were like, we're gonna keep doing We're doing it. I don't think it's the case. I think what it is is arrogance. I think the Democratic Party is like, you're gonna vote blue no matter who we don't give a shit about you, and like, we just care about our own pockets. So they don't give, they don't give.

They really underestimate how stubborn American people can be too, or like, don't just make me do this? What are you trying to do? But anyway, so they have a plan and it's eight steps okay to somehow.

Can't even take eight steps?

Be fair? Be fair? He could take the steps with help. Yeah, in the wrong direction with Jill easily eight steps now staring into the step one quote dismiss the bed wedding. It's their first step. The official White this is from Axios, who is speaking to people in the administration. Quote. The official White House and campaign line is that this is as much ado about it's just much ado about nothing.

When someone is being accused of being old. Don't use the term bedwetting in a plan because now I'm just thinking about Biden.

That is immediately Yeah, the best not the best rhetoric here for this one. The second one, get get some good polls out. Biden allies are circulating poles and focus group results showing the debate did little to change the dynamics of their race. They're basically saying that, like, if you believe the polls, voters thought Biden lost the debate and seemed too old. But again, there's little evidence there

But that's the problem is that people didn't People weren't moved because the whole reason that Biden's team suggested it was to show off that he is still great at these debates. And he didn't move the needle on that because he was so incoherent.

No, no, like that.

Is the problem is that they didn't move.

I think he needs like a go to when he forgets what he's talking about, just to just throw in even if you know he's talking about medicare you know, and he forgets and then then he could go off and just start talking about something that that might not have to do with medicaid. Just a go to just he rambles off and he just you know, when he just trailed off and you got to worry.

About how you pay for it, taxes man, and then.

Yes, you know what taxes just worked.

He works, My dad and away I used to sneak into Madison Square Guard.

You would say he was ever one dad podcast. Yeah.

I was a reporter for Sports Illustrated for kids, and I used to meet and then it was like all right, Joe.

Yeah, yeah.

Everybody's impression of Joe Biden now is like Rick from Rick and Morning, because it's like a corn bob jack.

Yeah, just stream of consciousness.

Uh, you know. And Trump is a professional at the I mean, you can't be better than Trump at debates. It's as good as you could be.

It's it's like a roast, a ship talker. Yeah, it's a roast master.

You know, he could go on you know whatever in the Netflix roast and do it and he could compete with everybody because you put people in the plate. It's sad.

I was gonna say, like, my, my idea for this ape part throw it out bringing Hunter.

I'm only at two.

Everybody is gonna vote for that guy. He's the most relatable one. He's like, he loves guns. He'll bring over the Republicans, you know.

What I mean? Yeah, come on, ex evasion Second Amendment rights? What happened to us?

Huh?

Because you got a couple of drug trah Anyway.

That's the ladies.

Anyways, Poulby, allow me to even finish. You're only a quarter of the way through this masterful plant number three, and they'd love this one. Warn of chaos as it relates to the convention. Biden allies are making plain in private conversations the perils of an open convention and the risk of picking a Democrat even more unpopular than Biden, namely Vice President Kamala Harris.

That is so fucked up.

It is It's like, why did you pick her. I mean it makes it like it looks like it makes the VP pick that specific VP pick look even more cynical when he's like, well, I did it to just sort of be able to get as many people of color to vote for me. That's sort of why.

I did it because of woke Yeah.

Right, but not even that of just like the pure like mathematics vote counting of being like, well, if I have a woman of color running as my VP pick that the logic would say that, then maybe that will get me some more votes. Now, do I think she's qualified outside of physically being a woman of color that is present, I don't know, based on it's.

Not even really present. They've hidden her.

Unless yeah, like, well, she's getting out there a lot more now because someone has to get out there. Number four limit dissent. So this is more just getting orchestrating supportive tweets by former presidents like Clinton and Obama. Sure, I don't know that helps. Like no one's being like huh, yeah, what.

Did you see Obama's tweet about it?

His tweets bad night or something he had.

Listen, we've all had bad And Nancy Pelosi when she was being interviewed had the same thing. It was a bad night, and then she went on to try to defend him, but she was incoherent too, Like it is so bad when like it's like doing stand up and people are being like the crowd was rough. You know, when you get off stage, you're just.

Like, fuck bad.

Badly.

You think from what it sounds like he's been coddled for the entire administration, with people not really letting a lot of bad news penetrate like that. Yes, so some people also talk blame his advisors for also being like such in their own echo chamber that they don't have a sec. I mean, I look at what's I'm just in general, when you see what the administration has done, you're like, oh, these people don't talk to anyone outside of like the five people they talk to every day.

It's not even talking to people. Those advisors want to be in power, that's it. Like it's the same thing with like Diane Feinstein, her like entire staff wanted to be in like have jobs, you know what I mean. That's why like none of them were like step the fuck down, or we're covering Mitch McConnell even like they're all like taking care of these old people who need to retire. Yeah, and like you put in a home.

At worse, it's like if they don't, if they go down, I'll have to do something else rather than coasting on the you know, coattails of power of one of the most powerful people on earth. Yeah.

Yeah, Number five, I say, how many eighty three year old are I mean, you brought up a point ball, like how many eighty three year olds are working right now in America?

I just watched that documentary Ren Fair. Oh and the technic owner of the Texas Room the Suns Fair is eighty five. But also if you saw him, you're like, dude, this guy shouldn't even be at an olive garden, let alone running like an entire business.

When you're here, you're not family.

He likes to Hey, what happened to Hospitalitiano? Huh, whatever happened to it? What happened to us? Number five? Keep elected leaders close? So this is now, this is the White House talking about how they want, like Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffrey is to basically be like, look, I know you guys are worried that Biden being so unpopular affects down ballot things like Senate races and house races,

I think that's the main thing. The public doesn't matter. It's the donors that matter to the Democratic parties to a certain extent.

Yeah, to a certain extent for sure, because you need, like you're gonna have to just completely carpet bomb like the airwaves to get as much you know, messaging out there as possible to make up for maybe the lack of inperson things or whatever. Number seven prove vitality. Words can't capture how elated top officials were that Biden was as vigorous as he was at a rally in North Carolina the day after the debate. They're looking for as many opportunities as possible to show that he's still on

Or President Biden to take the Presidential Fitness Test, Like I mad to Okay, if you can run a mile in twelve minutes?

Yeah, yo, was that your time?

If he could walk?

Oh, that was my I would protest.

I was like fifteen minutes. I was like doing I was trying to do makeup on the running.

Yeah, yeah, though I was sucking up the shuttle run.

Yeah, what was the shuttle run again?

That was like where you're moving the bean bags, like back and forth one side to another.

That was it was a lot. Yeah yeah, physical fitness test, that's what we called it.

Did you ever did everyone have a rope that theirs?

We didn't have a rope. We also had a guys how to do pull ups, and we had to do hangs or something on like the bar. I remember that those two.

Things about like stretching, like yeah, stretching, stretching, blimber running.

Yeah, maybe that was that's why I pulled something.

Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I don't know how they're gonna like looking for as many opportunities as possible to show that he's still on his game. I feel like that could go wrong really quickly.

And the campaign the debate was like.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like they're gonna have to do something so controlled, like he's gonna lift movie weights or something, or it is gonna.

Be like really is going to be like The Boys where they fake everything.

Yeah, they're like, yo, we got to have him stop a fucking bank robbery with his just fucking just bare handed, Okay, and maybe that will help the numbers. And then finally number eight, this is great quote ignore slash engage the media.

That is so funny.

So basically what they're saying is they're ignore the haters or people who are observing that this is maybe not the best path forward, and simultaneously engage other journalistic outlets like Axios like they're doing in this article to talk about how everybody's got this whole thing mixed up. I mean, like, I guess this is a plan, but again, it's still all rooted in making people deny what they are seeing with their bare eyes, you know what I mean, Like no,

Okay, I have two questions. Yes, One, if you had to fool the American public into thinking that you were more like mentally like a cut like aware, or like you had to prove vitality, who would you who would be like a witness and what would you do, Like what like event or or display of strength would you do. I'm thinking, you know, in like American Ninja Warrior ship where they knock people off, I'm thinking I want to do one of those. I want to train for Amada American. Yeah,

No, I feel like it has to you have to like engineer, like it has to be a for on scio, you know, like not a stone.

Like the person on the other side would like I'd have somebody with like a string to pull him off at the right time.

To do like a matrix. Yeah, yeah, like he blew him off that platform.

I mean like I'm like, what's the thing in Billy Maddis is like the academic to like it's a full fledged academic and physical like that. So then that would be that's that should be the debate.

Business.

Yeah, that'd be perfect. So they I mean, that's the way they need to they need to do to go to head ted and then whoever wins that that's what should decide who's president.

Really. Yeah, that or something where it's like they get like Logan Paul to like meet the president.

But he interviewed Trump.

No, you need Biden to be like, come on, man, he like hits him so hard on the back. He's like, dude, he actually compressed discs in my back. That was the crazy ship dude. And I was about to and I'm a boxer wrestler.

He offered to have Biden on, but but I didn't him up on it because he did interview Trump, and I think he offered Biden the same chance.

And that's the one who fights, right Logan Pols he's a wrestler. Oh, that's the wrestler you want to get. Jake.

He's all frustratingly good at wrestling. He's like a really good heel in Jacob the boxer. He's like, yeah, U f c your boxing?

Yeah, yeah, boxing, but sposed to yeah, And then Biden steps in and not pull out.

And I'm as good as Mike Tyson.

Jake Paul has been showing up on Fox too. He's been saying weird ship on Fox.

Yeah, well so that's what I like. I like that.

Also, who would I would pick for you guys? For Gary, I would pick your dad say how how aware? How strong and aware? Like he would if he got you in a Madison Square garden. Yeah, I feel like he could testify to your strength.

You look, the DNC have mastered the Khan over the decades. Yeah, I mean, but they are the ideas are ging stale, Like to the point, there was this article that was saying that Joe Biden's grandkids are now saying that like they're like they have ideas about how to help, and like, well, I have like some social media followers, maybe I can talk to other influencers online and like none of them have like a truly substantial following.

We see a bunch of public venmo requests from his grandchildren.

Yeah, exactly. But then again, the other thing too is like while many again are calling for someone else to run in Biden's place, you have the big question of money. What happens if you drop in a Gretchen Whitmer or a Gavin Newsom as like sort of like the headlines

Thought, I thought you can use that it like they have more than they need often and so that just into like a big slush fund.

It goes, it can go into a pack or something like that. But if you're trying to fund another candidate, there's there's like the way it works is like you could max out like two thousand dollars donations at a time.

Me, you're telling me that just because she's a black woman, it costs more money for she's not a very.

Specific why No, I'm saying she's the only person because yeah, she is the Biden Harris campaign. So again, anyone else.

Oh, so she's the only person who could She's the.

Only one that can access Biden Harris campaign donations that are you know, they just raised like another one hundred something million like the last quarter, so that all like an airtime has been bought and things like that. So just from like the money part, because that's also a huge, huge part of this, especially when someone doesn't have the name recognition of being Biden or Trump. It's just another thing. I'm not saying that then that means those are the

And that is so their fault. That is, so their fault for not dealing with this is another like RGB.

Yeah, and then like also with that like immunity ship that happened with the Supreme court, and Biden's like, I'm going to respect the limits of power.

You're like, bro, go dictator for a second, man, just a little bit fascism.

Yeah, can you, like, you know, get up or some ship. I don't know. Look, it looks like we're on the ropes.

Here over doing dictatorship for good.

You know. Yeah, exactly, it's different.

It's not gonna, it's not gonna. The position is not going to corrupt you.

We've reached the bottom, baby, We've reached the bottom. All right, Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back to check in on Rudy Giuliani right after this.

Somebody should.

And we're back. Uh and before we get to our next story. Actually, Gary, I know you have to run, So I just wanted to say, obviously, thank you so much for coming on the daily side. Gus, we are Polly and I will talk about Rudy Giuliani. Do not worry. But Gary, where can people find you? Follow you? Check the show out? And is there a tweet that you like or other work of media?

Sure? Yeah, I mean Instagram is really the best. I post jokes on Instagram all the time. So that's at Gary veer. But my website is Gary Veeder dot com and I post all my tour dates and everything of all the shows that I'll be at on there at Gary veedter dot com. But yeah, I did want to stick around for the I wish I could stick around for the Rudy Julian I met him in the scam and my dad we snuck into Gracie Mansion when he was a mayor and was when the Rangers won the

And he's not talking to his dad either, I read recently.

Yeah, probably not.

No, I think he really like something happened between Andrew and Rudy.

Yeah, but I'll never forget that the picture of Rudy Guliani and the one where he's like just melting and it's just like the hair dye. It's just like, Yeah, it's hilarious.

You two could start a podcast together, you and Andrew.

I know.

Man, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. Yeah for sure. But but thank you guys so much for for having me and yeah yeah yeah that I got to run.

No, no, no, no, no worry is all good? Man. Well, like I said, uh, I encourage everybody to check the show out and we'll talk to you soon.

Man, Thank you guys.

All right. See oh man, he didn't hit us with a tweet he liked. But you know what, sometimes you're on the run. Very busy man, very busy man. Well, paulav Then that leaves you and I to talk about Gary. No, Rudy Julia got confused because he said he was kicking Gary Giuliani. Great guest, folks, it happened on but yeah, a new character. Yeah, just a bit of karma for

First of all, I am surprised this didn't happen much sooner. Yeah, I'm like, what like, why is this news. It shouldn't have just happened years ago?

Because look man, he because look like when these guys they know how to maneuver the legal system, they just appeal appeal, appeal, appeal to they hit the road like the end of the road, and it's like, I'm sorry, man, this is this is not going to work for you.

You end up at the Four Seasons Hotel.

Four Seasons landscaping. Shout out, shout out anybody who bought that shirt in twenty nineteen. Well because also, like too, if you think about some of the other Kraken lawyers from that just wacky period between the election and the certification, like those people got disbarred also somewhat quickly, Like so Rudy was sort of one of the last ones to fall.

But anyway, it's so wild to, like, not Rudy, but like anyone on the Trump train to like sacrifice your career like that for that man, you know what I mean, Like I can't imagine loving anyone that much to be like, let me just get my ass disbarred.

Hell no, I'm so selfish. I'm like, well, what's my risk? Wait? I could lose all my shit? Yeah, for you. Yeah, but I get also to a lot of people if they live in this fantasy world, it's like, well, if I get close enough, then the president will help me out of whatever I need to be helped out.

Of, and then I won't be barred or something.

Yeah, and look at Steve Bannon who went to jail Monday, and look at Rudy and everybody else, like it's he's not gonna save y'all. Okay, But Rudy responded to the news by just just attacking the judicial system and said it was a like a communist dictatorship and that's what's going on, not because I was lying so terribly with my words and also with my scalp.

Products, unlike my capitalist dictatorship, which is completely different.

Yeah, at least a few people get a really rich in that one. But yeah, the other thing too is I don't know if you remember he had he was like selling coffee to try and like raise funds after like he always like one hundred forty one hundred and forty eight million in a defamation lawsuit. He's like, wait, was.

He also selling like like slippers or something. I feel like, wasn't that a thing where he was he was selling like a bunch of different things, right.

I mean, wait, slippers now, I gotta look.

At Is that Juliani or was that somebody.

Else my pillow slippers?

Oh?

Maybe?

Yeah? That This was like two years ago, it says July first, twenty twenty two, selling sandals. Oh right, so yeah. The grifting was also continused, like he's like, this is my favorite coffee. You're gonna love it too. I'm Rudy Juliani. This is the best cup of coffee I've ever had in my life, and you can you can guarantee it

So okay, but Giuliani doesn't work for anyone who isn't technically bankrupt at least once, So.

That is true. Yeah, either morally or financially or bankruptcy has to be part of it. Yeah, truly, that's the only way. It's the only way.

I really do want an entire breakdown of everything Rudy Giuliani drinks and eats, and then I want to avoid it, you know what I mean, Like I would go from it. I would pay money for that.

I think. You know, I think between our like uh, our our jeans, we got a lot of we got a good momentum going, you know what I mean. Okay, do people live fit in your family? Live pretty long?

Yeah? Pretty long? I like I thought you like I thought you were talking about like black done crack and brown don't frown.

But I'm not talking about our skin. People upset with this. This skin is you know, it's tighter than a trampoline, but.

You can break a kid's arm off of.

It, no trying to do a backflip.

Yeah, but any of people we live long. But like we our skin is good until we're like sixty or seventy and then everything drops. We're just like.

Gone waiting to exhale moments.

Okay, okay, everybody relaxed, We're tired.

Now your kids well, Paula, thank you for guest hosting with me today. Where do the people find you, follow you, check you out, support you? And what's the working media that you like?

I am at Paula vi Ganlin everywhere.

Good luck.

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Have you heard the kids Bob version of Not Like Us?

Yes?

That one? That that is that? Did a comedian do that? Or that was actually call?

Because I saw the video and I was like this is crazy, Yeah, but I would.

Not put past them. Yeah that the lyrics are pretty pretty good. Oh yeah, someone says it's a kids bop hardy, but it's still on point, like the lyrics and just like the syllable count to really get it as close to the source material I think is commendable.

That's how great of an artist Kendrick is. You know, he makes music for everybody except everyone.

But a song I want to write out on is this track with zero seven plus another artist I like, Jose Gonzalez, and it's called Futures, just like a super cool, groovy track in Jose Gonzalez's voice is super soothing and I think you'll enjoy it. People prepare to probably be surrounded by fireworks like we are in La. But that's every day pretty much in La, depending on where you live.

Unless you live in some lame neighborhood. Dude.

Yeah, they're like, look you need but it's my pets, man, I gotta I gotta get them on this fucking Gaba Penton ship or whatever. Sad. That's the part, like I wish you know it wasn't happening, but it's the upsetting of my pets is really too.

We should be able to set off like rival fireworks to freak out the people.

I feel like, yeah, or like, if you do it, you have to sign up. Be like, okay, you let us know where you live because I'm going to park your truck outside. That'll just like blast, you know, some kind of loud music all night so all the kids distress you. Yeah, exactly where was I? Oh and the track is called Future zero seven Jose Gonzalez Take that. That's where we're headed in terms of our ride out